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[challenge entry]
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 22:59, archived)
# I like this
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 23:00, archived)
# i like them when they're funny
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 23:01, archived)
# I think this is funny.
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 23:02, archived)
# why?
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 23:04, archived)
# disfigurement
unease
and
abstraction.
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 23:05, archived)
# humph :(

:)
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 23:07, archived)
# its a picture of south park's kenny mccorkmic thats supposed to look like one of masterconnor's little characters.
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 23:09, archived)
# AH!
i now approve of this alot.
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 23:11, archived)
[challenge entry] i hate comedy.
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 23:03, archived)
# this is shit.
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 23:03, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 23:06, archived)
# What?
No wait..FUCK OFF!
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 23:25, archived)
# How rude.
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 23:27, archived)
# Hehe
I was only quoting someone else...
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 23:27, archived)
# Whoever he is, he's clearly the son of a muthabitch.
:D
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 23:30, archived)
# I can't possibly reveal my
sources...
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 23:36, archived)
# Mmmmm sauces.
RAGU!
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 23:38, archived)
# I have a friend who calls me a jew, because of my hair.
He wants to buy me a "jew hat" as he calls it.
And he suggests I get two pouches for fake + real "jew gold".
He likes it when I do thumbs up (hur hur) and say "kosher"
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 23:14, archived)
# He's just jealous of your Chicago Jones hat.
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 23:15, archived)
# I actually quite like it, he says is affectionately.
He says I have "jew powers" and I'm going to get him and the girl he likes together.
He says I'm going to write their names on a broken bone and push it together to make it complete.
And say "kosher" over it.

We had a huge conversation about it when walking back to my house this evening.
Then we watched some of Blackbeard's ghost.
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 23:17, archived)
# I like your hat.
I wants it.

CHICAGO JONES AND THE CONUNDRUM OF THE OBTUSE CRAND
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 23:19, archived)
# CR& HAT
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 23:29, archived)
# It's all fun and games
until somebody gets an amateur circumcision.
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 23:20, archived)
# I've said that if I ever become jewish I'll put off the circumcision until my deathbed.
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 23:21, archived)
# I agree.
Comedy must go!
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 23:16, archived)
# this needs more charlie sheen
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 23:24, archived)
# You did this on paint, right?

(, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 16:33, archived)
# masterdyslexia :)
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 23:03, archived)
# REPRODUCTION

Click for bigger

"Now children, I will teach you to copulate.
Take your right wrist and thrust it against your left bicep..."
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 23:03, archived)
# ^I found that.
Also: Woo to the pic!
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 23:04, archived)
# i consider a find like that better than any woo.
thnx.
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 23:06, archived)
# It was on the wall in my science room.
I stole it when the teacher wasn't looking.

And it's now awarded to you.
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 23:08, archived)
# i love shit like this.
i happen to have a large collection of found marerials from my school's hallways. i shall have to post a few sometime once i get my scanner working again.
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 23:11, archived)
# I've left now, but I keep going back in.
I'm going in on monday to get a book from my english teacher, she's borrowing it off me.
I'll have a look out for anything funny :]
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 23:12, archived)
# master dyslexia
dr connor
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 23:25, archived)
# DETECTIVE JOHN KIMBLE!
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 23:31, archived)
# ooh..cool. works well.
/flattered.
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 23:31, archived)
# I'll give you fucking poppets

Sorry again connor, but I've killed something quite beautiful once more. I'm like Lenny to your wonderful work. PURDY!
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 22:58, archived)
# Is this a close up of the bubbles in Tizer?
Woo
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 22:59, archived)
# I prefer Irn Bru.
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 23:01, archived)
# Cor!
I can always dream.
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 23:02, archived)
# they're all blooding
its nice, woo
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 22:59, archived)
# peroidtiem!
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 23:15, archived)
# Lenny Henry?
He killed comedy. The board seems to be having a dark night.
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 22:59, archived)
# Edit: Night tends to be dark.
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 23:03, archived)
# *restores the balance*

and now to bed... anyone joining me?
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 23:00, archived)
# Dam j00!
I'll be there in a minute honey pumpkin
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 23:04, archived)
# I still think this is one of the loveliest collaborations ever done on b3ta
FACT!
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 23:04, archived)
# i like it a lot too
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 23:27, archived)
# don't make me cry man.....don't make me cry :D
awesome
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 23:31, archived)
# love this too much!!!
(, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 9:41, archived)
# This man speaks the truth
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 23:42, archived)
# good work again HT.
you always make the smoothest gifs.bravo.
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 23:10, archived)
# Wow
I like very much.
(, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 1:06, archived)
# nice nice.
i love connor's work and im liking this a lot some.
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 23:00, archived)
# I tell you what, he did propose a task with this one,
I can usually spot imminent violence in his work quite easily.
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 23:01, archived)
# :)
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 23:04, archived)
# :)
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 23:09, archived)
# just another day on the abortion clinic floor..
:)
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 23:24, archived)
# hahaha
outstanding.
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 23:28, archived)
# yum!
*grabs tin of squirty cream*
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 23:34, archived)
# !
Go to your room!
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 23:40, archived)
# I edited it
and made the lines smoover.
I'm also going to put it on a T-shirt
Anyone know a good company who do that online?




CFB
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 22:35, archived)
# don't use cafepress, a they are a shower of cunts
/personal experience

i have no complaints about spice, but i also don't know how good their products are

bo beau d'or likes spreadshirt a lot
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 22:37, archived)
# spreadshirt are pretty quick and the quality is ok
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 22:38, archived)
# I shall take that advice on cafepress
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 22:40, archived)
# :)
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 22:37, archived)
# Hahaha thats ace
I tried a bloodsplatter effect but it looked pants.
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 22:39, archived)
# try a pantsplatter effect
it might look bloody :D
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 22:42, archived)
# I use the same people who make b3ta's t-shirts
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 22:37, archived)
# I'll go with them, thanks :)
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 22:39, archived)
# if you have a website..they can make a shop for you in the style of your site.
and they are really nice people to contact for questions and such

www2.printshop.co.uk/Prodigy69/
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 22:41, archived)
# They're going to contact me soon apparintly.
i don't have a site
but now i have a business
"Caeware" and my job title is "Overlord"

are they sold online by the way?
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 22:43, archived)
# i can't remember why i didn't sign up with them now
price, i think
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 22:42, archived)
# I just got an absolutely brilliant free sample from
www.vistaprint.co.uk
The design was properly dyed onto the fabric rather than just stuck on. I'll be using them for a bulk order soon of about 500 t-shirts.
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 22:38, archived)
# Which company?
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 22:42, archived)
# The link went all funny
Edit: Fixed now I think. 'ow queer.
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 22:42, archived)
# vistaprint
looks good for bulk orders, but an ad hoc shop might be better served elsewhere
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 22:43, archived)
# Yeah I only tried them because I got a free sample.
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 22:46, archived)
# Vistaprint
have done my business cards for about 4 years but they are particularly bad in terms of email spam ( not just to me as an ex customer although I have had to filter them but generally as a bulk emailer to random addresses. )

Dutchies.
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 22:48, archived)
# YOU OWE ME A TSHIRT.
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 22:46, archived)
# Haha I forgot all about that.
I've still got your address, I'll send you one when I get the bulk order.
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 22:46, archived)
# DON'T MAKE ME SNIFFLECRY.
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 22:48, archived)
# Look at the image then scream it on to your modem.
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 22:38, archived)
# Nice :D
Well done sir, nice coding too ;]
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 22:39, archived)
# Thanks :)
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 22:51, archived)
# Your suicide is important to us
please press 1 to asplode your head in multi colours

or continue to hold and an operator will be with you as soon as possible

Woo!
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 22:42, archived)
# haha, Thanking you :)
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 22:52, archived)
# You are number 5 in the queue
your suicide is important to us, please hold and an operator will be with you as soon as possible.
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 23:06, archived)
# HELLO KAYWUN UR LIENS R LOOKIN A BIT SMOOFEr.
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 22:50, archived)
# That they are mr toaster!
:)
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 22:51, archived)
# :)
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 22:53, archived)
# Hopefully
the arrogant, pretentious, talentless, offensive oik will finally disappear



Sadly we may end up having to pay to support him :(
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 22:14, archived)
# You taaaaaaalk, you talk a good game.
Though I'm listening to Tone Loc.
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 22:16, archived)
# Funky
Cold Medina!
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 22:17, archived)
# Wild Thing.
Durrrrrrrr-Dirrrrrrrr
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 22:18, archived)
# she took off her dress, it was a big ol' mess
Sheena was a man
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 22:19, archived)
# Let's do it..
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 22:20, archived)
# interestingly, the type of hat bolivian women wear
depends which region they are from.
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 22:35, archived)
# Wel, duh.
Y the Shadow-account?
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 22:37, archived)
# something spooky happened with that to me
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 22:18, archived)
# Pray tell
*edit* ^ you did^
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 22:19, archived)
# There's a glitch in the Matrix.
Like Desmond Tutu's labido.
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 22:19, archived)
# Anyone one who feels they need to put "Comedy"
in their name, probably isn't that funny.
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 22:34, archived)
# nice :)

being on the dole's shit though
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 22:19, archived)
# Yeh I know
but couldn't happen to a more deserving bloke
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 22:21, archived)
# he earns his living doesnt he ?
does a lot of long acoustic sets for fans in small bars and the like. better than workman-like bands like stereophonics or whatever in my opinion. even if you don't like his music.
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 22:23, archived)
# It's him I don't like
Not the music

A very distasteful person IMO
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 22:24, archived)
# you should probably stop paying attention to him then
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 22:34, archived)
# heh
i got the worst most evil old bag-lady today down at the old wizard of jobs. i'm still shuddering.
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 22:22, archived)
#
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 22:25, archived)
# sort of
but much worse.
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 22:30, archived)
# i've never managed to get on the dole
both times i tried i never got any money out of the fuckers
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 22:22, archived)
# ^^^^
This
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 22:23, archived)
# urgh it's soul destroying

fingers crossed, again..I might have another interview next week :D
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 22:26, archived)
# Good luck Prodigy
Take your sock for good luck ;)
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 22:28, archived)
# haha.
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 22:30, archived)
# Remember trainspotting
or you might actually get the job
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 22:29, archived)
# haha I love that scene
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 22:32, archived)
# good luck
:)
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 22:31, archived)
# cheers matey...this unemployment crap is busting my balls :D
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 22:35, archived)
# it's a fucking total piss take isn't it
and the level of clueless comment that some who think they know better than everyone else find it necessary to make about it really grips my fucking shit
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 22:41, archived)
# yea you don't have a job *turns up nose"

what makes it worse for me is I know I can do a good job, graphic design wise...it's just getting that fucking break

I'm a persistent cnut though! ;)
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 22:49, archived)
# just keep at it
ultimately I think it's going to require stalking companies till they either take out an injunction against you or employ you
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 22:52, archived)
# i like him
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 22:20, archived)
# *Spits*
in a doherty fashion
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 22:22, archived)
[challenge entry] I've got a smaller version if required, but this one is only 43k
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 22:06, archived)
# That's fucking brilliant !
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 22:06, archived)
# pwnd.
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 22:06, archived)
[challenge entry] i dont care about the size
i think this is fucking woo.

edit: repost for the compo :)
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 22:07, archived)
# WIIIIIIIIDESCREEN
*yes*
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 22:08, archived)
# very nicely done
file size isn't a problem but i'm too poor for wide screen monitor so a smaller width would be lovelier .
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 22:08, archived)
# It's a bit too big for me too.
My screen can't take the inches.
It's very good though.
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 22:10, archived)
# i think i could squeeze in a couple more inches.
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 22:11, archived)
# Yeah well, I bet your screen can barely feel a normal sized image.
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 22:12, archived)
# heheh
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 22:09, archived)
# aye they'll be pickin' barnacles off yer lifeless body boy!!
blat blat blat!!


woo!
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 22:09, archived)
# Billions of blue blistering barnacles, Take that Haddock
Nice one
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 22:11, archived)
# I like a bit of nautical perversion myself ashally
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 22:12, archived)
# most clickety!
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 22:13, archived)
# woo to the fuckin yay
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 22:15, archived)
# Rat tat tat
Tintintin
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 22:16, archived)
# hehehe
this is good
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 22:18, archived)
# Trebuchets are in my head...
So I made a shitty gif!

(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 22:05, archived)
# Trebuchet is my favourite font.
This is my favourite trebuchet .gif.
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 22:06, archived)
# Whoopie
Someone liked my shitty gif!
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 22:08, archived)
# i liked it too
but i couldn't think of anything to say that didn't sound like a backhanded compliment
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 22:11, archived)
# Whoopie
Someone else liked my shitty gif! :)
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 22:17, archived)
# tis a fine gif to be sure,
but tis no barn trebuchet, English.
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 22:16, archived)
# I got a tablet!
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 22:00, archived)
# Needs more CDC.
Woo!
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 22:01, archived)
# I got a new tablet the other day.
I did this with it :]

Click for bigger

(It's Smash Monkey)
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 22:03, archived)
# wooooooooooooo!
how?
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 22:08, archived)
# Lots of time and bad judgment of colours.
:]
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 22:09, archived)
# Well i think that's bladdy brilliant
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 22:12, archived)
# Sorry, but it's uncanny
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 22:09, archived)
# GET READY FOR A SURRPRIIIIIISE!
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 22:10, archived)
# Hahahah she looks like my mum's ex's ex.
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 22:12, archived)
# fuck me, it's grotbags off ITV
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 22:19, archived)
#
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 22:11, archived)
# ah
what's the first thing you need to do if you get a tablet?

everyone?
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 22:01, archived)
# FAIL
NOT A CDC.

nice man though
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 22:01, archived)
# I'm saving the CDCs till i get a bit more experience
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 22:02, archived)
# the first 'c' stands for 'crude'
:)
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 22:03, archived)
# Don't get too experienced or it'll just be a DC.
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 22:03, archived)
# ^ this
+ 'Ning all.
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 22:06, archived)
# LEVEL UP!
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 22:07, archived)
# That's crude enough for me.
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 22:07, archived)
# Me too.
:)

*pop*
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 22:05, archived)
# ode to JJ
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 21:57, archived)
# mein Gott :D


she's part beaver..
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 21:58, archived)
# I think the tail is part sanitary towel.
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 22:04, archived)
# Part hotdog.
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 22:04, archived)
# But all man
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 22:05, archived)
# Sind Eichhörnchen auf deutsch witziger?
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 22:46, archived)
# eeerm...
Nein, aber das Deutsch hinzugefügt ein kontinentales Thema, das ist zwingend notwendig, dass ein zunehmendes Interesse von Zuschauern.

Currywurst aus Bielefeld Stadtzentrum - Die Besten in Deutschland.
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 22:56, archived)
[challenge entry] I tried to capture the essence of the rubbish half-beard
...and it's as big an identity crisis as you could ask for.



RIS?
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 21:46, archived)
# Weird, I was talking about this story just today.
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 21:48, archived)
# Oddly reminds me of a bill board advertisement from long before you were born Matey
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 21:50, archived)
[challenge entry] oh no


ps I thought your post was going to be about the well-known youtube user of the same name.
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 21:53, archived)
# Happy b3taday!
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 21:54, archived)
# cheers!
i think i missed at least one of the previous 2, and i nearly missed this one as well.
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 21:56, archived)
# happy b3taday!
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 21:57, archived)
# thankyou!
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 21:59, archived)
# grey kid?
HAPPY B3TADAY
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 21:58, archived)
# no.
a compo entry in his/cfa's style. hope he hasn't already done one of his own or mine will look a bit shit!

and thankyou too :)
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 22:00, archived)
# Take as a compliment. I love his style.
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 22:02, archived)
# Happy b3taday!


Have a young Hari from the nineties
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 21:59, archived)
# Not ninties enough.
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 22:02, archived)
# It is a scan
I was slurping ales with the guy whose legs you see earlier
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 22:38, archived)
# AWWW!!!
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 22:04, archived)
# awwwwwwwww!
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 22:19, archived)
# made me think of youtube Mr Pregnant
Shnacky Schnaw
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 22:03, archived)
[challenge entry] Garfield
in the style of doctor dyslexia.

Apologies to the aforementioned doc.
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 21:32, archived)
# shit
is not a style. It's an affliction.
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 21:34, archived)
# Hahahahahahahaha
Quite
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 21:39, archived)
# *also agrees*
I don't see the point of any of it.
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 21:42, archived)
# i hate these toon comps. Always with garfield
i want to kill the creator

(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 21:45, archived)
#
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 21:46, archived)
# you, you,you
*(*)^&&%^&%^
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 21:52, archived)
[challenge entry] might as well post this again...
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 21:56, archived)
# arrrrg
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edit *CUNT*
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 21:58, archived)
# calm down dear
its only a compo.
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 22:06, archived)
# It's also a lubricant of some sorts

and I do enjoy a bit of doctor D. from time to time
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 21:40, archived)
# Feb 29th
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 21:41, archived)
# Is this Knight Templar talk?
:)
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 21:48, archived)
# Hehe
:)
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 21:54, archived)
# seems i can't escape him even when he's on ignore ;)
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 21:40, archived)
# hahaha
I'm tempted to click the 'Hide' button.
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 21:42, archived)
# ^
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 21:48, archived)
# You are not the Micto I know
What is you?
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 21:56, archived)
# spare account in prep for milestone post
i am me, honest
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 22:02, archived)
# Ah
Do us a favor and email me, my address book got fucked over when I was uploading from my PC to the new Mac :)
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 22:10, archived)
# done
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 22:13, archived)
# needs more giffiness
and to be saved as a gif.
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 21:55, archived)
# Doctor Dyslexia is..
a genius.
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 21:59, archived)
# hahah very nice.
however i must tell you this looks better then what i make. also i like it more.
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 22:18, archived)
# Thanks.
High praise, indeed.
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 22:25, archived)
# poppets

still looking for a copy of osx leopard.

(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 21:29, archived)
# Get out of my cheese you little bastards.
Woo
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 21:30, archived)
# .
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 21:32, archived)
# Oh how I laughed when I watched the news tonight
Silly arses queuing for hours for a


phone!
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 21:36, archived)
# When I bought my beast of a Mac a week or two ago in one of these Apple shops
I couldn't help notice you can 'test' their phones by phoning abroad

for free
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 21:42, archived)
# crikey
i really really want a new computer...
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 21:51, archived)
# Confusesed I am
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 21:58, archived)
# thats just the kind of talk board spirit we need less of
or you work in an apple store..

(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 21:44, archived)
# Neither...
No malice...I'm just a little tired of you asking for copies of Leopard. I think I'm allowed to be.

This place was never a forum for warez hunting.
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 21:48, archived)
# it's hardly like he's fucking spamming us over and over
i have an url in my sig, am i spammer?

no
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 21:49, archived)
# But he wants a legit copy, silly.
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 21:50, archived)
# I'm with you.
How hard is it to buy a fucking OS these days? I was not aware you had to spend 2 months seeing if you can mooch it like a tramp first.

oh look. Panic over.

www.amazon.co.uk/Mac-OS-X-Leopard-1-User/dp/B000FK88JK
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 22:00, archived)
# Thanks Pasanonic...
As you see, I'm not sitting in judgement. I'm reasonably sure a large percentage of the people posting on here don't have legit copies of Photoshop, Illustrator or Windows...even or OS X for that matter...but my main point always was that pirating software isn't what this place is about.

Photoshopping pirates...now that on the hand is another matter...
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 22:06, archived)
# I paid
£729.24 ( I still have the e-receipt ) for my CS3 suite. That was as an upgrade with discount for previous multiple product ownership. An upgrade I say!
If people want to send each other pirate software they should at least have the decency to do it in private.
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 22:10, archived)
# you're brilliant you are
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 22:16, archived)
# no dispute here
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 22:20, archived)
# i'm afraid i only have Tiger
but if you get really desperate, gaz me
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 21:48, archived)
# i have tiger. the leopard disc someone (from b3ta) gave me got lost in the post and my computer broke..
anyways. sorry to bother the board so much. i wouldn't ask if i didn't need it.
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 21:51, archived)
# gaz me
i tried to gaz you, but i can't figure out your profile
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 21:53, archived)
# I like this
it is pleasant :D
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 21:33, archived)
# didn't even have to scroll to know who dun dis.
have you kicked the shit out of Robinsons yet?
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 21:34, archived)
# Noses of various sizes!
\\o/
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 21:35, archived)
# Lovely :]
*click*
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 21:37, archived)
[challenge entry] Lovely :)
Have a roasty comp entry or 3.







(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 21:38, archived)
[challenge entry] smimpsnons
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 21:26, archived)
# Fantastic.
Woo!
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 21:27, archived)
# three eyes on every fish!
:D
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 21:28, archived)
# You do weird and wooful things
I particularly like Santa's little helper on the right there.
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 21:28, archived)
# Woo
excellent.
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 21:32, archived)
# sigline....
gone beyond pills?
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 21:36, archived)
# Heh. Aye.
Got CSI Ambleside? s'good.
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 21:42, archived)
# Cool...
*sings*
"You are the Walrus....good good g'job"
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 21:34, archived)
# Huzzah!
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 22:04, archived)
# feel the force young skywalker


Click for bigger (44KB)
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 21:04, archived)
# hahaha
Yay!
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 21:06, archived)
# I'll get you for this
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 21:14, archived)
# tnm...
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 21:21, archived)
# laZers!
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 21:25, archived)
# How odd :D
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 21:28, archived)
[challenge entry] Coming over here, eating our marmalade...


Bet they'd have held their fire if he'd been a polar bear.
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 20:48, archived)
# happiness is a warm gun
and an erection.
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 21:01, archived)
# happiness is a loaded weapon
and a short cut is better by far,
explosive bolts, ten thousand volts,
at a million miles an hour,
abrasive wheels and molten metals,
it's a semi-automatic, get in the car,
corrosive heart and frozen heat,
we're worlds apart where we could meet,
where the street fold round and the motors start,
and the idiot wields the power,
where the chosen hold the highest card,
on the field of honour where the ground is hard,
so the highest hand is joking wild,
and the house soon fold and no-one stand,
I put my finger on and dialled,
the tower, the moon, the gun, and
nine nine nine, singer down,
cloudburst and all around,
the first are last, the blessed get wired,
the best is yet to come,
I put my finger on and fired,
heat-seeking, out of the sun,
you can set the controls for the heart or the knees,
and the meek'll inherit what they damn well please,
get ahead, go figure, go ahead and pull the trigger,
everything under the gun . . .
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 21:17, archived)
# pffft
he had a large coat, and ran when questioned.
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 21:01, archived)
# First attempt at somthing remotely funny

Still robot related . And I don't have much experience with cartoony style.
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 20:27, archived)
# I want a robot hug.
woo! very good.
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 20:28, archived)
# this is nice, but it will lead to this


and inevitable consequences :D
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 20:29, archived)
#
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 20:31, archived)
# FUCK YEAH!!!
give the dino a bunch of side rocket launchers and fricken laZer¹ beam eyes and we're all set!


¹ lasers for this purpose must be of the "fricken" type and must be spelled using Z instead of S.
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 20:33, archived)
# YES! THIS!
Did you know whilst searching for the Italian national animule this a.m. I discovered that every US state has it's own state dinosaur . . . ? MONGERS!

(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 20:34, archived)
# I wonder if each state dinosaur had it's own apostle who would ride him
and spread the word of god! while fighting evil deceptacors throughout the midwest
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 20:36, archived)
# the past and the future have collided
where all doomed

and woo to all robot related pics
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 20:35, archived)
# you'll love this then
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 20:33, archived)
# the robots will destroy us all!
but our breasts will feel great!
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 20:51, archived)
# Dual use
just swap it round and get an arse massage too.*






*now pay me for teh marketing idea.
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 21:24, archived)
# Meercats with bollocks!


I know it's meerkats fuccing pre-emptive pedants
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 21:18, archived)
# This pleases me
hooray for robot hugs!
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 20:30, archived)
# Brill!


(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 20:30, archived)
# Haha!
I hadn't seen that one.
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 20:32, archived)
# there's loads you haven't seen
I bet you never saw


(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 20:37, archived)
# You've just broken my brain.
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 20:38, archived)
# hurray!
It was worth breaking mine to make it then

(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 20:40, archived)
# bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb
sbfsbs buh. : ))
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 20:41, archived)
# yay for escherbots :)
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 20:48, archived)
# bootiful
:P
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 12:01, archived)
# Ha ha!
That's the loveliest thing I've seen all day long. Huzzah!
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 20:36, archived)
[challenge entry] Repost for the compo.
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 20:45, archived)
# I'd risk pointy edged stabbies
for a hug from him.
He is lovely.
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 21:02, archived)
# I like this indeed
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 21:09, archived)
# This is ace.
I love it :D
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 21:28, archived)
#
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 20:23, archived)
# *grabs crowbar and HEV-Suit"
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 20:24, archived)
# They might call them crabs but they sure don't taste like crab.
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 20:24, archived)
# ERRYYYEEEAAAAA CRYACKK
*beep beep major fracture detected*
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 20:26, archived)
# saw that thing in the newsletter... thought i'd play with this again.
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 20:16, archived)
# Thats awesome
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 20:28, archived)
# ^thats sarcasm!^
(is it?)
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 20:31, archived)
# Nope.
It's pretty awesome.
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 22:41, archived)
[challenge entry] duh duh duhh duhh duuhhh duh duh do do de do do
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 20:12, archived)
# haha yes :D
now I want to see the microwave version

I guess they'd all be hanging from the ceiling :D
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 20:13, archived)
# microwave?


(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 20:17, archived)
# quick! prick that house with something!


It's a matter of urgency!
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 20:19, archived)
# That's a nice one yay
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 20:14, archived)
# nice
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 20:15, archived)
# w00 ind33d
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 20:17, archived)
# Top pic, Dayve!
Dayve!Woo!

(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 20:18, archived)
# thanks dave
:D
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 20:38, archived)
# Dave this is really very ace... so I hope you don't mind me
FREDJOCKING.

Okay, I'll love anyone who can help. There are 2 PC's on my home network, one of them, mine, is working perfectly fine, yet the other and somewhat decrepid PC isn't. The Router is fine, and the PC is connected to the network, yet it times out constantly. No page will load on any browser. Any ideas?
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 20:18, archived)
# have you tried turning them off and on again?
and.... how is shit plugged intogether and what os

edit: draw an diagram, those are good
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 20:21, archived)
# I've fuckin' tried everything I can think of.
It's running XP, and it's receiving a connection through a router using Ethernet ports.
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 20:23, archived)
# what does ipconfig say on the naughty machine?
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 20:31, archived)
# It's on wireless, i take it?
Got the latest drivers? Also, there's usually some setting in the wireless configuration bit that does it, like disabling smart card wotsit.

Ethernet, you say? Have you tried the same cable on both connections? Have you gone into your router settings and allowed both computers?

Also, sound stupid, but have you checked that the LAN connection is set to automatically connect and find settings?
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 20:25, archived)
# It's wired.
It's not the wire, as it's actively receiving the network connection no problems at all. The router is forwarding the connection perfectly too. I figure it's either a Firewall conflicting, or perhaps the PC is on its last legs (it has been for a while).
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 20:26, archived)
# Ha, I was right. Zone Alarms must've updated and conflicted with the hardware firewall.
SILLY.

THANKS ALL.
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 20:32, archived)
# Ah yes, zone alarm
The latest update from microsoft has serious conflicts with Zone Alarm. You need to download the latest ZA and install that. There's a load on that on the ZA site
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 20:36, archived)
# Cheers!!
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 20:41, archived)
# If you have 2 different firewalls on each PC then
I suggest you go into dos and ping a website on the offending pc. If you connect then you have a firewall problem.

Windows XP security update around 8th July caused problems if Zone Alarm was on your machine. It meant you couldn't connect to the interwebs.
Edit: If this is your problem go into Zone Alarm and set your internet security to Medium instead of High.
Edit: Aah I see this was your problem.
Edit2: Feck the first and only time I could be of techie assistance and I was B3tan tewit.
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 20:46, archived)
# I still love you.
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 20:54, archived)
# Phew ;)
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 21:03, archived)
# haha

apols for the vandalism superdave
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 20:26, archived)
# haha
i love it when people put there own take of things onto my pictures.
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 20:36, archived)
# thx, you did all the hard work
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 20:41, archived)
# The glee is strong in my area now.
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 21:09, archived)
# Mongtar-Ha!
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 20:06, archived)
# lol, star trek
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 20:08, archived)
# Ross Kemp?
'Ningles B3ta.
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 20:19, archived)

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