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# Rar.
Continuing the theme of evil b3tans:

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 18:14, archived)
# Pasanonic?
That's sick. Do you have too much of a life to post more images?
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 18:15, archived)
# Yuppedy yup.
Plus I can't be arsed a lot. I'm celebrating with brie, biscuits and soft drugs.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 18:16, archived)
# What a combination. What are you celebrating?
My Mum bought loads of cheap brie from Aldi and it tastes like shit.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 18:17, archived)
# Could've sworn I replied to this.
Tescos normal brie, but sufficient, celebrating finishing the picture.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 18:20, archived)
# I thought Pasa looked like that anyway? URP.
Woot to you, Wow. I've now got a pile of drawings of you as I keep telling myself I can do a better job. I'll send my favourite with yer CDDDDD.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 18:16, archived)
# Wowzer yowzer, what a lovely thing to do.
What source are you using?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 18:16, archived)
# The same one as always. Nice hair one.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 18:18, archived)
# Your definition of my nice hair and mine differ hugely.
Am I all curly and spaniel?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 18:19, archived)
# UM. ERM. NICE HAIR ONE. From ages ago.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 18:25, archived)
# *shrugs like a frenchman*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 18:30, archived)
# I'd link you, but I upped the contrast (to kick out all those mid-tones I don't care for when drawing) so it looks like you're all firey now.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 18:31, archived)
# link me anyway, go on.
Give me a damn good linking.

Sorry, I've not spoken much to anyone today.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 18:32, archived)
# OH, BABE.
www2.b3ta.com/host/creative/60049/1216575220/mebig1.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 18:33, archived)
# Hah
I should entitle that photo 'Lesson one in how to hide your wonk-eye when tired'
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 18:36, archived)
# Or: HOT HAIR.
Yeah? We'll go for my title? Cool.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 18:37, archived)
# :D I'm half-arsedly growing my fringe over to one side at the moment
so I can do my hair like Diana Dors.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 18:40, archived)
# POOFTER
*secretly goes weak at the knees*
*secretly gets stronger elsewhere*
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 18:43, archived)
# LADYPOOFTER.
Which is even better than boy on boy action.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 18:46, archived)
# To Google!
GOOD LORD!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 19:11, archived)
# You KNOWS it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 19:12, archived)
# There are now 4 Wows stuck on my wall. I like 1 of them.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 19:14, archived)
# Bloooody hell.
I really want to see them now.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 19:20, archived)
# I'm still waiting for
a proper picture to draw.

Harrumph!
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 18:35, archived)
# I don't look right at the moment
My hair's still too short.

And every time I try I think 'fucking hell, what a vain thing to be doing' and then I get all annoyed with myself and have to have a sit down and watch the news (so I can be annoyed at others instead).

It's hard, being this hypercritical of oneself.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 18:37, archived)
# haha.
It appears I will need a plaster.

woo

I did a picture for you too, as requested.



click for slightly bigger.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 18:25, archived)
# Thats ace :)
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 18:27, archived)
# Your chest and tumbly are now made out of a tricep
that appears to have been in the wars.

I was looking for wounds on google images for at LEAST half an hour. Well, wounds, lesions, lacerations, gashes (oh my, what a fun few minutes).

Eeeeeee, he is lovely lovely. I shall shrink him from supermegabigasahouse size and desktop him, if that's good with you.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 18:28, archived)
# I would have made it desktop
friendly aspect if I'd have known. I might fix it later but I've had an exciting day and must have a nap now :)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 18:34, archived)
# Oh bless your little heart.
Off you pop then, up the wooden hill to bedfordshire.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 18:38, archived)
# MAKE THESE INTO T-SHIRTS YOU ARSE!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 18:32, archived)
# haha.
No. Just steal them and make your own Tee Shirts.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 18:33, archived)
# mighty good Capn
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 18:27, archived)
# Thanks me hearty :D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 18:29, archived)
# woo for stuff from hell
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 18:28, archived)
# Oh my word, I very much want one of those.
I'd call him Noisy Sarah. Unless he was a girl.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 18:29, archived)
# quick, upload that to lolcats
and use "My ass is on fire" as the caption.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 18:32, archived)
# done.
with the name "Noisy Sarah" :D
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 18:57, archived)
# That is horrifying!
Just when the rev stops these you start? What are you like!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 18:31, archived)
# :D The rev and I should collaborate on some AMAZING pornography.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 18:33, archived)
# skull-fuckings ahoy!
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 19:19, archived)
# i havent stopped
i posted 2 last week :)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 21:49, archived)
# Aaargh!

nicely
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 18:44, archived)
# wow
seriously good stuff! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 21:48, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Microwave, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 18:13, archived)
# It appears your font does not have those charactors. YAY, IT'S MICROWAVE.
HELLO MICROWAVE. *SUPERWAVES*
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 18:14, archived)
#
████████████████████████████████
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 18:23, archived)
# IS THAT SOME GERMAN?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 18:29, archived)
# NINE
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 19:37, archived)
# I don't know
but yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 18:25, archived)
[challenge entry] found nemo
(resistanceisfutile, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 17:44, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 17:46, archived)
# Hahaha!!
Most woo indeed
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 17:46, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 17:47, archived)
# Hahaha!
Brill
(I helped save b3ta! notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 17:48, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! sonofabun wouldn't hit a man with no trousers on, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 17:51, archived)
# Hahah :D
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 18:02, archived)
# Also :
www.spice.co.uk/caeware
wheee
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 18:03, archived)
# Hell yes.
I've just ordered a black one, thanks!
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 18:09, archived)
# :D
Thanks
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 18:18, archived)
# I always said if you got it on a tee I'd buy one.
I'm a little concerned that the preview has loads of artifacts. Did you upload it as a jpg or is that just what the website uses as a preview?
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 18:21, archived)
# You can only use jpgs on it :(
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 18:23, archived)
# Oh.
You did do it at 300 dpi in CMYK colour didn't you?
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 18:29, archived)
# 300DPI at absolute minimum.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 18:33, archived)
# hah hah hah
fuck me, it took me three attempts to get this
woo
(I helped save b3ta! king_dong loves the hairstyles of the stars of dallas, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 18:03, archived)
# Hm.
(I helped save b3ta! 0% Interest Expand Reply Retweet Favorite More, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 17:43, archived)
# hahhah
syrups
(I helped save b3ta! king_dong loves the hairstyles of the stars of dallas, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 17:44, archived)
# Looks like a young
Brian Potter.
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Sun 20 Jul 2008, 17:50, archived)
# I thought it looked like Vernon Dursley and Stalin's lovechild.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 17:52, archived)
# 0% interest in this post.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 20 Jul 2008, 17:44, archived)
# L'Oreal and Hairdo, surely?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 18:09, archived)
# That made me laugh
Punnage most foul.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 19:52, archived)
# Joan Cusack?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 21:01, archived)
[challenge entry] 50% off clearance special
(woodpacker is eating too much cheese, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 17:35, archived)
# why would that make it budget?
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 17:40, archived)
# Maybe the shopping bag
is from a place that sells cheap jewelry...? (i.e. rings)
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 17:41, archived)
# they could of just paid cousin it to hold a dress in it's feet.
that would of been cheaper.




+ why are rings cheap?
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 17:42, archived)
# This is true.
But the filename says cheap_ring, so I figured...I dunno. I'm trying, here.
;]
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 17:44, archived)
# yeah, maybe it is a jewellry shop, and she bought a really cheap ring?
yeah, maybe!
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 17:47, archived)
# yay!
You get what I mean!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 17:47, archived)
# you could just draw a ring in paint and save it as a bitmap
that would be cheap.

and 876539653083947k+
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 17:50, archived)
# Hahahah
This is very true.


They should make whole movies in Paint!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 17:52, archived)
# you got it
they sell it at argos
(woodpacker is eating too much cheese, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 17:47, archived)
# Oooh!
Yay! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 17:48, archived)
# i don't go in argos ever.
i can't think of a worse shop, other than the
Death, Aids and Other Diseases all £million
which exists of course.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 17:49, archived)
# these are questions better not asked.
Just like. "what does changing the film title to a film that does not exist just so you can shop a meme into it have to do with making existing films low budget". No, these questions certainly should not be asked in case we upset the fuckwits who refuse to read and comprehend.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 17:42, archived)
# point taken.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 17:43, archived)
# Hahahah
true
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 17:45, archived)
# prob
should of asked that myself, before doing it
:P
(woodpacker is eating too much cheese, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 17:55, archived)
# No, don't worry
i just didn't get it, but now i do and it kindof does fit with budget films,
although this would make the actor a cheapskate, i think it still counts :/
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 17:57, archived)
[challenge entry] A lot cheaper filming it this way
(I helped save b3ta! BadBadman saw an incorrect comma placement on, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 17:34, archived)
# I appreciate
the subtlety. Woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 19:33, archived)
#


Right, time to make some breakfast and start the day. Happy Sunday peeps!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 17:31, archived)
# arf! :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 17:32, archived)
# hahahahaha
What a blooded disappointment
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 17:32, archived)
# Haha, woo.
Also you bastard, my sunday's mostly gone, I want another one.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 17:36, archived)
# Sunday's only just started.
It's only 12:40.

Also, woo to the picture. :]
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 17:39, archived)
# you're 5 hours behind
because you're in the wrong country. :)


edit: hello! 8)
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 17:41, archived)
# I am definitely
in the wrong country. :[

Hai thar. How's you?
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 17:41, archived)
# im healthy
and yourself?
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 17:42, archived)
# Sugared up, thanks...
:D


*ate cookies for breakfast*
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 17:44, archived)
# oh, that is also healthy.
Once i had a footlong subway sandwich for breakfast and lunch, and then ploughman's for tea.

*dribbles at thought of ploughman's*
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 17:46, archived)
# I don't know what
ploughman's is. But I know what Subway is, fer sure. ;D

I tend to eat a bagel almost every morning in the summer. During the school year I don't have time to eat in the mornings, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 17:51, archived)
# Is it just me who can't eat anything too sweet first thing, or else I feel ill?
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 17:51, archived)
# I dunno.
Maybe.

I think it's a teenager thing, honestly. All the kids my age and up to like...17 or 18 that I know eat cookies and stuff first thing, but all the adults I know can't.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 17:53, archived)
# My girlfriend can still do it,
but she is weird.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 17:56, archived)
# Hmmm...
This challenges my theory...
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 17:58, archived)
# What you need is a DeLorean


;)
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 17:47, archived)
# I'm pretty sure I can justify time travel, with all the associated risks,
in order to give myself a slightly longer weekend.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 17:51, archived)
# hah
(I helped save b3ta! king_dong loves the hairstyles of the stars of dallas, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 17:43, archived)
# lent serve

bigger

(I helped save b3ta! king_dong loves the hairstyles of the stars of dallas, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 17:24, archived)
# hahaha
fantastic.
(I helped save b3ta! kingofpork is the king of pork, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 17:26, archived)
# hahaha
pantastic.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 17:28, archived)
# arf
(I helped save b3ta! king_dong loves the hairstyles of the stars of dallas, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 17:42, archived)
# hahaha
spangtastic.
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 17:31, archived)
# hahaha
flantastic

wait - that's not a flan?
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 17:32, archived)
# hahaha
mantastic

shit they're women
(I helped save b3ta! kingofpork is the king of pork, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 17:33, archived)
# hahaha
grantastic.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 17:34, archived)
# king ningaling.
reet.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 17:35, archived)
# Howdy!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 17:36, archived)
# how did he what?
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 17:39, archived)
# Boo!
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 17:39, archived)
# Hello! :D
AIM?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 17:45, archived)
# AND FIRE!
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 17:50, archived)
# Reeeal original there, dude.


;]
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 17:57, archived)
# It's all... part of the plan.
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 17:03, archived)
# Subtle!
(I helped save b3ta! Thinker, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 17:05, archived)
# You will have to help my bad eyesight out.
What is in his hand?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 17:07, archived)
# Portugal
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 17:09, archived)
# I think its
mobile phone.

*duntgeddit*

EDIT: 'ning all!
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Sun 20 Jul 2008, 17:11, archived)
# Pills
it's all a bit dark really
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 17:11, archived)
# i thought he was bummed to death
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 17:28, archived)
# I thought one of the Olsen twins snorted him
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 17:30, archived)
# phwoar!
what a way to go

/paedo blog
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 17:31, archived)
# Perhaps she's related to the Joker and it was all planned
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 17:34, archived)
# hot...
and scary at the same time.
(Dante licked your nipple on, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 17:40, archived)
# skanky
and crack-whore at the same time.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 17:44, archived)
# Hurrah for mad-eyed wombat women!
(I helped save b3ta! notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 17:43, archived)
# I DO hope the Joker feels better soon.
While trying to appear jovial, he seemed a bit grumpy.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 17:11, archived)
# His disappearing pencil trick is hilarious ;)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 17:24, archived)
# as good as dave robertson's?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=R24fyrs6ofo
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 17:30, archived)
# Limmy's a funny guy
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 17:34, archived)
# indeed :)
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 17:53, archived)
[challenge entry] It was made on a shoestring budget
(ormondroyd, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 16:29, archived)
# nice
(I helped save b3ta! king_dong loves the hairstyles of the stars of dallas, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 16:33, archived)
# I like films that have sole.
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 16:45, archived)
# It's almost like they have heeling properties!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 16:56, archived)
# That's toetally uncool
(I helped save b3ta! Awesome Welles petitioning for foetuses to be rebranded 'wombles', Sun 20 Jul 2008, 16:57, archived)
# I bet you think you've got this pun war all tied up.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 17:00, archived)
# I shoe'd have known you wouldn't let it rest
(I helped save b3ta! Awesome Welles petitioning for foetuses to be rebranded 'wombles', Sun 20 Jul 2008, 17:01, archived)
# Youre just lacey!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 17:02, archived)
# This is turning into a feet of endurance
(I helped save b3ta! Awesome Welles petitioning for foetuses to be rebranded 'wombles', Sun 20 Jul 2008, 17:05, archived)
# But how much longer will they last

(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 17:06, archived)
# You should be buried where your puns can do no more harm.
Sand'll probably do the job.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 17:06, archived)
# Boot I don't wanna be buried!
(I helped save b3ta! Awesome Welles petitioning for foetuses to be rebranded 'wombles', Sun 20 Jul 2008, 17:11, archived)
# Sorry, doctors orders.
I spoke to Doc Marten this morning.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 17:13, archived)
# That TV show was shit
(I helped save b3ta! Awesome Welles petitioning for foetuses to be rebranded 'wombles', Sun 20 Jul 2008, 17:15, archived)
# I never watched it.
Or wore the shoes.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 17:16, archived)
# I saw the first episode.
And I haven't worn the shoes either. They're for 13 year old goths, aren't they?
(I helped save b3ta! Awesome Welles petitioning for foetuses to be rebranded 'wombles', Sun 20 Jul 2008, 17:19, archived)
# That or new rocks.
Doc martens were cool when I was younger, but I was not cool.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 17:20, archived)
# ?
Are you me?
(I helped save b3ta! Awesome Welles petitioning for foetuses to be rebranded 'wombles', Sun 20 Jul 2008, 17:21, archived)
# Yes. Yes I am.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 17:23, archived)
# Cool.
That explains the similarities then.
(I helped save b3ta! Awesome Welles petitioning for foetuses to be rebranded 'wombles', Sun 20 Jul 2008, 17:24, archived)
# eyelets you get away with that

(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 17:05, archived)
# that was just corny
(I helped save b3ta! Awesome Welles petitioning for foetuses to be rebranded 'wombles', Sun 20 Jul 2008, 17:07, archived)
# Your puns are getting better,
do you have a trainer?
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 17:05, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Dont be suck a Birk-enstock!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 17:08, archived)
# I'll try and sneaker some more in

(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 17:10, archived)
# You'd best do, or else we'll have to give you the boot.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 17:11, archived)
# haha!
Boot puns snap!
(I helped save b3ta! Awesome Welles petitioning for foetuses to be rebranded 'wombles', Sun 20 Jul 2008, 17:13, archived)
# Don't moccasin him

(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 17:16, archived)
# What's the pointe in doing that?

(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 17:14, archived)
# If we don't do it, he might pop his clogs.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 17:17, archived)
# almost 2am on a monday morning
so I shall head to bed and leave you with a roast
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 16:46, archived)
# To think if the original title was to refer to the courts or a quaker meeting you wouldn't need to change anything to get the same pronunciation as it is now.
Hmm.

That's a good one pun though. *clucks*
(I helped save b3ta! Uncle Gilly hides from Plato, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 16:50, archived)
# Today has been shit, and I've done this:
I have redesigned b3ta. I quite like the way it is now, so it's only a few functional changes and some design/theme changes. Firstly, to give you an idea of what I've done, here's the new-look homepage (all images are linked, as they're HUGE):

Clicky

Then there's the way the new boards avoid all that scrolling:

Threads Closed You'd click on those triangles on the side to expand the thread. Then they'd look like this:

Thread Opened You would click on the triangle again to collapse the view back to how it looks above.

I've always fancied having a go at a redesign, and I quite like this. Please note I have nothing to do with the actual admin of b3ta, and I'm not suggesting it *should* be changed. It's just there's always been talk from a few posters about the current style of b3ta, and I thought I'd address some of the issues without going all Web 2.0 crazy. Really, this is just to get some idea of what most people would like b3ta to be, even though I am not in control of what goes on here. Please don't take this too seriously, and don't yell at me if you don't like it, as I'm actually quite depressed today, and I don't need it. Comment away.
(I helped save b3ta! Awesome Welles petitioning for foetuses to be rebranded 'wombles', Sun 20 Jul 2008, 16:29, archived)
# That looks alright to me.
But to be honest, I'm mostly on a laptop with a trackpad thingumy, where scrolling is much easier than precision clicking
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 16:32, archived)
# Quite nice!
But to honest, it ain't broke, don't fix it.

But very woo, none the less :)
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 16:32, archived)
# well
thats a dandy idea and time well spent :D
(I helped save b3ta! king_dong loves the hairstyles of the stars of dallas, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 16:32, archived)
# Thanks
(I helped save b3ta! Awesome Welles petitioning for foetuses to be rebranded 'wombles', Sun 20 Jul 2008, 16:37, archived)
# Can I yell at you in a not-serious way?
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 16:33, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 16:35, archived)
# No
My dog was put to sleep this morning. I have spent my time doing this just to occupy me.
(I helped save b3ta! Awesome Welles petitioning for foetuses to be rebranded 'wombles', Sun 20 Jul 2008, 16:35, archived)
# I'm sorry to hear that
I'm not trying to be a cunt, and it's probably a lot better than I could do anyway
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 16:43, archived)
# Thanks.
I know you weren't, but I was explaining anyway. I don't know why. I might ignore yanmania, as he seems to be unable to provide any constructive criticism. I cannot abide useless people.
(I helped save b3ta! Awesome Welles petitioning for foetuses to be rebranded 'wombles', Sun 20 Jul 2008, 16:47, archived)
# I sense creeping javascript heavy deathtrap
great idea in theory

how well it works in reality I dunno man

also the colours is a bit blue innit
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 16:34, archived)
# Like I said
It's just to throw some ideas out there. The colours are inconsequential, as you could probably just keep the grey scheme, or have some other colour. It was just nice to envisage the board with a brighter view.
(I helped save b3ta! Awesome Welles petitioning for foetuses to be rebranded 'wombles', Sun 20 Jul 2008, 16:36, archived)
# yeah man, I'm not ripping a poo or anything
I'm sure you've seen epic javascript sites before

tho usually they are mired in several thousand shitty flash anims of course
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 16:37, archived)
# Yeah
I'm not a programmer at all, though I know some HTML, so it could be that this is completely impractical. But I wouldn't know, so I just added the bits I wanted. Like a real designer.
(I helped save b3ta! Awesome Welles petitioning for foetuses to be rebranded 'wombles', Sun 20 Jul 2008, 16:39, archived)
# real designers sit in corners, muttering, about all the things they are told to do
"TOO BROWN"
"I DON'T LIEK THE FONT"

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 16:40, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Awesome Welles petitioning for foetuses to be rebranded 'wombles', Sun 20 Jul 2008, 16:43, archived)
# Look pretty good.
But surely the FAQ button should be increased by at least 500% to appease board Nazis?

The open and closed thread thing would be very good, I agree.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Sun 20 Jul 2008, 16:35, archived)
# That's my fave bit, as there are regularly
conversations in threads about halfway down the page, and whenever you reply to them, you have to scroll all the way down to find them again.
(I helped save b3ta! Awesome Welles petitioning for foetuses to be rebranded 'wombles', Sun 20 Jul 2008, 16:37, archived)
# my browser jumps back to the right place...
thought everyones did that
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 16:38, archived)
# sometimes it jumps to the right place
just as you are clicking reply

and it comes onto "I Like this" for someone trolling scat porn

ahaha, web browsers, minds of their own
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 16:40, archived)
# Have you tried using the shortcuts?
like alt + ' to scroll down to the next new post. I don't think they work for everyone but i use them all the time
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 16:39, archived)
# I use the page up/down keys, but they're not great.
(I'm on a Mac using Firefox, btw)
(I helped save b3ta! Awesome Welles petitioning for foetuses to be rebranded 'wombles', Sun 20 Jul 2008, 16:40, archived)
# They're meant to work in firefox, not sure about on macs.
Try enable navkeys in your update profile page
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 16:43, archived)
# They are on...
AHA! They work if you use Ctrl instead of Alt. Neat.
(I helped save b3ta! Awesome Welles petitioning for foetuses to be rebranded 'wombles', Sun 20 Jul 2008, 16:44, archived)
# I completely misread your post.
Carry on, nothing to see here.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 16:46, archived)
# For some reason, I need to use Alt+Shift
(I helped save b3ta! Thinker, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 16:53, archived)
# looks shit
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 16:37, archived)
# It's alright, but a tad blue. I'm partial to the grey myself.
It kind of seems a little big in itself too. Though I like the thought.



As you might be able to tell. Even though I'm a fan of the way it is.
(I helped save b3ta! Uncle Gilly hides from Plato, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 16:39, archived)
# lol, starwars!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 16:42, archived)
# Is this that there Linux thingy?
I would like to see a touch-screen interface very similar to this on MY pc!

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 16:51, archived)
# One of
these, with the right Linux package might do you well..
(I helped save b3ta! Thinker, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 17:02, archived)
# I for one
...welcome our blue collapsible overlords.

'twould be nice if it was possibly added as an additional page style. Then I could choose between the existing and new.

I would hate to see it change anything for people who like things the way they are.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 16:40, archived)
# Good point, well raised.
Anyone have any quibbles about the showing of popular links on the homepage?
(I helped save b3ta! Awesome Welles petitioning for foetuses to be rebranded 'wombles', Sun 20 Jul 2008, 16:42, archived)
# I'm not sure how it was implemented,
but cr3 had something going that let you put additional styles on b3ta.
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 16:45, archived)
# That may very well be where I came up with the idea.
I usually have more vague recollections than ideas.

I still miss b3tamonkey
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 16:53, archived)
# Nice idea.
Or check out the Stylish add on for Firefox. You can adapt the style a little bit for each particular page. The B3ta one is OK, but stick your ideas in!

Suggest it as a compo!
(I helped save b3ta! oldpeopleinthecemetery, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 16:59, archived)
# Is there anything for b3ta on greasemonkey?
(I helped save b3ta! Thinker, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 17:09, archived)
#
Errrm, can't remember, but Stylish is a kind of collection of Greasemonkey elements so yeah, I'd guess so.
(I helped save b3ta! oldpeopleinthecemetery, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 17:14, archived)
# I like some of these ideas.
No too sure about the blue. I'm kind of used to B3ta in the neutral grey.

I like the show/hide replys thing. Although personally I would have the arrow that you click in the place of the paper icon of the current posts. You could have it go red when there are new replys that you haven't seen that are hidden. This would also work nicely on the QOTW where you would be able to see the repys without opening a new tab or window.

The extra boards are an interesing idea. It probably wouldn't stop people shouting at others for posting the wrong kind of stuff on the board though... Still, I like it.
(Mr._Pickles, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 16:46, archived)
# I wanted the separate Art/Humour boards
So Mofaha, Killer Kitti, Tsattssr, Walrus Man, etc. who all post arty things most of the time can have their own area, and likewise for those that post humorous images. Not because I want segregation, but so that when someone posts some nice art thing on a Weds evening, it doesn't disappear in seconds. This way, the board's talents are still catered for, and everything has a better chance of being seen. It works with the open/close threads too, as conversations are not so limited by time as they are now. People tend to stop posting in a thread after 4 new ones are created.
(I helped save b3ta! Awesome Welles petitioning for foetuses to be rebranded 'wombles', Sun 20 Jul 2008, 16:51, archived)
# Personally, I don't like the idea of splitting up the image board.
I like some of the humorous and some of the arty stuff, and I'm far too lazy to patrol 2 boards.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 16:53, archived)
# This was a concern, but
as this is just for ideas/opinions, I put it in.
(I helped save b3ta! Awesome Welles petitioning for foetuses to be rebranded 'wombles', Sun 20 Jul 2008, 16:55, archived)
# Yeah, this.
It's nice to have pictures (and chat) on one board,
chat on another board,
links (and chat) on another
And another for stories (..and more chat)
(I helped save b3ta! Thinker, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 17:05, archived)
# Isolate us? If that happened I'd give up and quit.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 18:00, archived)
# no thanks I like b3ta just the way it is :)


but nice work anyhoo
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 16:47, archived)
# I should have put a 'classic version' button on the homepage design
There's a lot of people who like the current design, but quite a few others who aren't so keen. I'm sure there'd be a way to cater for both tastes.

And ta. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Awesome Welles petitioning for foetuses to be rebranded 'wombles', Sun 20 Jul 2008, 16:54, archived)
# Weeble's forums has a similar thing where you can change the look
I think there are 4 or 5 different styles
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 16:58, archived)
# Cool
I'd quite like some news from the the mods here on what sort of stuff they're working on with b3ta, even if it's nothing. There's a suggestions board, but there's no indication of anything being acted upon.
(I helped save b3ta! Awesome Welles petitioning for foetuses to be rebranded 'wombles', Sun 20 Jul 2008, 17:00, archived)
# It's quite nice
With the opened/closed threads.. I see a mixed blessing.

Some of my favourite pictures are those which the authors have deemed "not worth its own thread", and I might lose some of those.

But, of course, there are good points to it, too, such as the decrease in required scrolling.

At work, I find the grey useful because, to the untrained eye, it looks pretty mundane and a little work-ish. Bright blue seems to shout out "LOOK AT ME, FOR I AM NOT WORK RELATED!", and bosses might notice that.
(I helped save b3ta! Thinker, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 16:58, archived)
# I do like the idea,
but I myself love the simplistic outer design of this board, I wouldn't be a fan of it changing. But I love the style you have come up with.

So sorry that this morning was the morning. Were you there in the end? My cat died a few years back and I still miss him. But I am glad I was with him the last few hours....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 17:01, archived)
# I was.
I'm still kind of shocked, and ploughing through waves of sudden emotion. Thanks for your concern, and I'm sorry for your loss, too. It's never easy.
(I helped save b3ta! Awesome Welles petitioning for foetuses to be rebranded 'wombles', Sun 20 Jul 2008, 17:11, archived)
# Colour Scheme Is Awful
And The tab buttons up top look horrible!
How about a compo to design a new look for b3ta?
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Sun 20 Jul 2008, 17:14, archived)
# Lay off the colour scheme!
It's not a major point!

I had a thought that people could design a new theme for b3ta through a compo: everyone designs a new button for one of the bits on the board, and then for one week, b3ta looks like a ramshackle collection of misfitting delirium.
(I helped save b3ta! Awesome Welles petitioning for foetuses to be rebranded 'wombles', Sun 20 Jul 2008, 17:18, archived)
# I'm sorry for your bad day
and I quite like your b3ta redesign. I think it might be an improvement, actually.
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 17:17, archived)
# Hooray!
That's one vote for, versus about 13 against. ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Awesome Welles petitioning for foetuses to be rebranded 'wombles', Sun 20 Jul 2008, 17:21, archived)
# I've never been crazy about the design of b3ta
and have thought for a long time that it should be updated.

However, a lot of folks are very attached to the current look, so I don't expect much acceptance of any sort of change.
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 17:23, archived)
# 2 Different, interchangeable versions would be nice, though.
But that is a little demanding, and I wouldn't expect it to happen any time soon.
(I helped save b3ta! Awesome Welles petitioning for foetuses to be rebranded 'wombles', Sun 20 Jul 2008, 17:26, archived)
# Sorry but that looks horrid.
The colours need to be MUCH more subtle. The blue/dark blue replies need to be similar colours as those stripes just hurt the eyes. Imagine scrolling down that page! The tabs, should you insist on them (I don't like the idea, personally) should be close together and use something other than a cheap gradient. Furthermore I do NOT like the idea of open and closed threads. It'll just isolate people who aren't in a certain 'friends group'. What about humourous image replies also? Yeah, the main picture may not take your fancy, but what fantastic japery may be hidden in the thread? What the SHITTING FUCK is 'art' and 'humour' boards. No. Just... No.

(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 17:59, archived)
# Of course this is just my opinion. Please don't take it to heart. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 18:01, archived)
[challenge entry] Another precrime solved.
(I helped save b3ta! sonofabun wouldn't hit a man with no trousers on, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 16:21, archived)
# PORTLY MINOR?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 16:22, archived)
# OR MY TORN LIP.
(I helped save b3ta! sonofabun wouldn't hit a man with no trousers on, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 16:29, archived)
# "OR MY TORN LIP"
"IT'S SO TORN"
"MA CHEVVY BROKE"
"AM A SO FORLORN"
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 16:35, archived)
# Indeed. A classic for the late Wammy Tin-Net.
(I helped save b3ta! sonofabun wouldn't hit a man with no trousers on, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 16:38, archived)
# she was never the same once she fell down that mineshaft that lead to the abandoned nuclear waste dump
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 16:39, archived)
# A tragic loss.
(I helped save b3ta! sonofabun wouldn't hit a man with no trousers on, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 16:42, archived)
# HORNY RIP TORN
(Huw Edwards #yungbludisanonce, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 16:37, archived)
# HE SO HORNY! HE TRUMPET ALREADY!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 16:38, archived)
# Other than that, Mrs Lincoln, how did you enjoy the show?
(I helped save b3ta! sonofabun wouldn't hit a man with no trousers on, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 16:41, archived)
# pan handle
(I helped save b3ta! king_dong loves the hairstyles of the stars of dallas, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 16:09, archived)
# Nicely shopped.
Do a match between two players, both tossing a pancake back and forth.
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 16:11, archived)
# hah
i'm on it
(I helped save b3ta! king_dong loves the hairstyles of the stars of dallas, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 16:16, archived)
# Careful, pancake tossing is fraught with hazards.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 16:31, archived)
# nothing sticks to teflon, except food, scientific fact 100%
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 16:17, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Sun 20 Jul 2008, 16:31, archived)
# OMG! QUICK MR BUSH! GRAB A BIBLES!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 16:38, archived)
# Loose science sinks ships.
Button a liberal's lip today.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Sun 20 Jul 2008, 16:52, archived)
# those damn liebarrels! they hate our fiefdom!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 16:59, archived)
# I have no idea how anyone managed to do fried eggs before non-stick pans.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 16:33, archived)
# well, I'm guessing that if you don't burn them in the nuclear infernoes of hell
they don't stick so much :)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 16:36, archived)
# Low heat
and cover them with lid = awesome bewbs er, I mean eggs.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Sun 20 Jul 2008, 16:38, archived)
# I have a few non stick frying pans now, it's fine.
I do still cover with a lid sometimes, just to slightly firm up the top.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 16:41, archived)
# I prefer using a non pan frying stick
plus you can prod unusual objects that you may occasion upon
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 16:43, archived)
# *prods*
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 16:44, archived)
# *squeaks*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 16:53, archived)
# A few? How many does a man need?
Egg cooking is very important. Too many people disregard the importance of a lid to produce perfect sunny side up eggs.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Sun 20 Jul 2008, 16:48, archived)
# I'm a bit of an extravagent cook, i often have 3 or 4 pans going just for me.
Take that, carbon footprint.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 16:50, archived)
# Ooooh!
I'm going to blame you when earth heats up and we all burn to the colour of a medium rare steak.

You and your extravagant ways.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Sun 20 Jul 2008, 17:12, archived)
# A lid?
I've never thought of that. What an excellent idea.
(MooCow_Byter, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 17:16, archived)
# Needs more
Jimmy Krankie.
(I helped save b3ta! sonofabun wouldn't hit a man with no trousers on, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 16:44, archived)
[challenge entry] A professional shark is too expensive
(SoulFury, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 16:03, archived)
# I wanna be a professional shark
(I helped save b3ta! Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 16:05, archived)
# The great fish moved silently through the water.
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 16:05, archived)
# I remember it from another challenge :)
(SoulFury, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 16:06, archived)
# THIS is what my wall has been missing.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 16:07, archived)
# Nothing to see here...
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 16:01, archived)
# STEALTH CRITTER.
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 16:03, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 16:07, archived)
# Crazy!
Needs more Cheshire cat grin ;)
(I helped save b3ta! sonofabun wouldn't hit a man with no trousers on, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 16:23, archived)
# Bored...
(By George I Think He's Got It! It's not fucking Sheep is it?!, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 15:54, archived)
# My word.
What a large image
(I helped save b3ta! Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 15:55, archived)
# yes
it wasn't supposed to quite so in yer face but it's inkeeping with the RAWK element i think...
(By George I Think He's Got It! It's not fucking Sheep is it?!, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 15:56, archived)
#
http://www.lemony.co.uk/optimisation.htm is your friend.
(I helped save b3ta! Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 15:59, archived)
# Hehe!
You'd be surprised how scared i am of horses...

They're mental as anything...
(By George I Think He's Got It! It's not fucking Sheep is it?!, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 16:00, archived)
# Seriously though,
optimise the bugger.
Also please read the FAQ
(I helped save b3ta! Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 16:03, archived)
# cheers for the tip. I'll be aware next time.

(By George I Think He's Got It! It's not fucking Sheep is it?!, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 16:08, archived)
#
large shit and unimaginative
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 16:02, archived)
# but enough about yer mam...
...how is her snatch, by the way? still bunged up with spanish revolutionaries?
(bittersoundfoundation, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 17:44, archived)
# *sigh*
(I helped save b3ta! Thinker, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 15:56, archived)
# most peculiar
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 15:56, archived)
# Fuck off back to 4chan, please.
b3ta.com is a place for things you made yourself.
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 15:56, archived)
# yah i know
i did put it together. myself

picky sods aren't you?
(By George I Think He's Got It! It's not fucking Sheep is it?!, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 15:57, archived)
# By "putting it together" you mean
clicking on the link, saving the file and then uploading it to b3ta.com?
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 16:00, archived)
# Not as such..
I found the pic, it made me smile, i gave it a title etc and saved it and THEN posted it here?

Is this such a crime?
(By George I Think He's Got It! It's not fucking Sheep is it?!, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 16:03, archived)
# Yes actually, it is.
As I said, b3ta is about stuff you made yourself. Taking someone else's pic and wrapping a border around it and a funny caption... that's for places like 4chan. b3ta is about developing and sharing your own inner creativity.
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 16:04, archived)
# Hey..
I'm a child of the TV generation. I have no inner creativity.
But thank you for your input...
(By George I Think He's Got It! It's not fucking Sheep is it?!, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 16:11, archived)
# b3tans prefer to see images actually created by the person who is posting.
I don't mind text-on-a-picture that much myself, but I am in the minority.
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 16:05, archived)
# Well if you don't like it...
feel free to fuck off back to 4chan
(Huw Edwards #yungbludisanonce, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 16:00, archived)
# My dear fellow picky sods are going to be the ones in droves who ignore you.
Whilst you have created something, ultimately you have used a form which is equatable to Conceptual art, somewhat acceptable, but ultimately a tad cliche and irritating, yet popular to survive elsewhere. Please don't do this to garner attention because that really isn't what this place is about. Whilst you may want some, and I accept that, it's not necessarily the right board to try that.
9 months and you should surely be aware of some sort of supposed antagonism when this board is met with large posts that carry a sort of style that has been seen far too many times. Very picky it's true, but it's kind of what you get when you must realise what you do when you post here is trying to entertain, and sometimes novelty is key.
(I helped save b3ta! Uncle Gilly hides from Plato, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 16:07, archived)
# innit
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 16:14, archived)
# Ok...
..point taken.

It's a sunday, lighten up. I thought we were all friends here? I'm not trying to piss anyone off.

And i'll try to be more inventive in future.

I was just playing about, no need for all this disharmony..
(By George I Think He's Got It! It's not fucking Sheep is it?!, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 16:15, archived)
# It's always like this.
You get what you join up for. I'm only trying to deliver to you what generally is the reason for all the negativity.
Nevermind sweetheart though, just pick yourself up and try again.
(I helped save b3ta! Uncle Gilly hides from Plato, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 16:17, archived)
# I will..
Like a rubberball i'll bounce back.

Wasn't telling you to lighten up, just got a bit weirded out by the attacks. i don't do personal insults.

Unlike the Pappa Nazi.. lol! (dude, that is a joke, i'm sure you're a lovely person. With kittens. And a rosebush.)
(By George I Think He's Got It! It's not fucking Sheep is it?!, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 16:22, archived)
# Godwin's Law strikes again :)
I am actually, a very lovely person. I used to have a kitten but she died a long time ago. Now I have a NaziGerman Shepherd. I do have a rosebush but it's not looking too healthy. Conversely, the rosebushes at my last house went really well. I don't think little pots are any good for roses :(
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 16:25, archived)
# Personally...
..i'm botanically challenged. A cactus and a couple of spider plants are about all i can keep alive...

I give other plants to ma Meré, she's got not much else to do... apart from golf, bridge, walking, holidays... Damn she's busy!
(By George I Think He's Got It! It's not fucking Sheep is it?!, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 16:29, archived)
# LOL
Some friends of mine gave me a cactus as a housewarming present many years ago. Cute little thing in a pot about 4" cube. No one had ever told me about how to grow cactii so I figured hey, they grow in the desert so don't need water, right? So I never watered it. It got to about a foot high then sort of tapered off; about 1" diameter at the main part and a tapering tip like a condom.

A couple of years later I move back in with the folks (as you do when your visa card spirals out of control) and mum takes a look at this cactus of mine and asks "haven't you been watering that?" "No, I says. it's a cactus!" "uh... " she groaned and took it off me. She then repotted it in a large pot and gave it a little water every now and then. Now the damn thing is 3 feet tall, is about 1" diameter for a foot, then tapers to 1/2" for about 1" height then blows out to about 2" diameter and has grown another 2 feet! Strangest looking cactus you've ever seen. Needs to be staked up of course since it's so top heavy :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 16:40, archived)
# Conceptual art?
If the concept is "plagiarism" then I can work with that.

b3ta, if compared to music, would be like heavy on the sampling electronica. Some original stuff but lots of tidbits taken from other sources.

What the OP posted was the visual equivilant of Australian 'exclusive' television where they take an american program, shove their own intro and credits on it but don't change the 99% in the middle.
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 16:17, archived)
# it would be a non stop cacophany of things like this
http://www.bobamu.co.uk/dump/Fartcerto.mp3

and you know it :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 16:21, archived)
# Hehe!
(By George I Think He's Got It! It's not fucking Sheep is it?!, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 16:24, archived)
# I mean it in terms that suits the reaction as opposed to the actual style.
Though I suppose that is a good way of seeing it, mon frere.

Tbh the australian equivalent sounds better than an American television credits sequence anyway. Plus American editing techniques give me a neckhurt in the anal region. It's literally all flash.
(I helped save b3ta! Uncle Gilly hides from Plato, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 16:24, archived)
# One that stuck in my mind
was when Phantom Menace came out. There was an interview with the lead actors, done by some yank mob. I know that because I saw excerpts on other programs.

Then the local aussie TV has their "exclusive interview with the stars of star wars". It's the same footage but they've edited out the american interviewer and some aussie girl is asking the same questions.

Aieeeeee....
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 16:33, archived)
# ahaha, I love it when they do that
plus the interspersed noddy/consternation shots

no credibility in media land is there
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 16:37, archived)
# Wow that's fascinating and kind of surprising.
It's seems almost ironic as it could be the case that some British films had non speaking trailers when shown in America.
(I helped save b3ta! Uncle Gilly hides from Plato, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 16:45, archived)
# More recent example as a DVD called "The Secret"
which was a self-help new age pile of claptrap that became popular and made a local woman a lot of money a year or two ago.

She took a US produced video called "The Law of Attraction" and put a snazzy front end on it that claimed (but failed to substantiate) all these people have been trying over the ages to hide this secret from the world. Once that's done, it's into the US production with all american presenters. Every now and then they splice in an Aussie guy giving his "real life" experiences. Local content? The 15 min of WANK intro plus a total of 6 mins chopped through it. (sigh)

An amusing digression, I googled the names of the presenters... without fail, every one of them is a wealthy person who made their money not in some honest profession but on the wealth creation speaking circuit :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 16:52, archived)
# what's a power ballard?
is it some sort of thing they use on submarines?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 16:02, archived)
# oooh I can try this out.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 16:02, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 16:03, archived)
# now there's a fine quality bin
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 16:04, archived)
# bin dun
lots if the rumours are true
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 16:05, archived)
# Dial-a-biffa eh?
This meets my needs.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 16:06, archived)
#
(jlkgjsfhoj, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 17:12, archived)
# Ah, so it's not just me and my girlfriend who have this running joke
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 17:14, archived)
# Fail is right
Im gonna have to FAQ you for this
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Sun 20 Jul 2008, 17:23, archived)
[challenge entry] Amazing what post-production graphics can acheive...


relurks...
(I helped save b3ta! sonofabun wouldn't hit a man with no trousers on, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 15:39, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 15:40, archived)
# hahhah
funnily enough, did you know that the scene in jaws where the head pops up in ben gardners boat was shot in the editors swimming pool after shooting completed? you did? bah
(I helped save b3ta! king_dong loves the hairstyles of the stars of dallas, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 15:46, archived)
# i've always loved that little nugget of trivia!
www.imdb.com/title/tt0073195/trivia
(I helped save b3ta! sonofabun wouldn't hit a man with no trousers on, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 15:49, archived)
[challenge entry] HULK NEED POP
(I helped save b3ta! king_dong loves the hairstyles of the stars of dallas, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 15:33, archived)
# Oh noes, she is slightly greener than she was before!
run for your lives
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 15:37, archived)
# maybe she's midway through hulking out
(I helped save b3ta! Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Sun 20 Jul 2008, 15:38, archived)
# she's been there a while
imagine what her money box would smell like by now? phew.
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 15:38, archived)
# Like 3 week old game pie
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 15:39, archived)
# i'm having too keep beating down this bloody erection today
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 15:40, archived)
# Down?
(I helped save b3ta! Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 15:41, archived)
# Welcome to my world
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 15:41, archived)
# yay
thats ace!! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 15:38, archived)
# Ayyyyyyy
That's more like it! Cheers
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 16:16, archived)
# Brilliant!
What's really scary though is that I recognise the vending machine—it's from a local dairy. How proud I am to be in western New York. *click*
(ttdi wishes he had come up with a better sig before, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 16:33, archived)
# now
that is scary!
(I helped save b3ta! king_dong loves the hairstyles of the stars of dallas, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 17:26, archived)
# Sexy
Likes.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 17:36, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 15:29, archived)
# hehehe
thats ace!! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 15:35, archived)
# ta muchly :D
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 15:39, archived)
# Hahahah!
Howdy mof- ooops.
I'll stop doing that someday.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 15:37, archived)
# *shakes fist*
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 15:38, archived)
# hahaha, great stuff :D
FREARS FRY
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 15:40, archived)
# fry??
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 15:42, archived)
# Yes
Fry
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 15:45, archived)
# *fries*
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 15:54, archived)
# smashing stuff!
If only she did the Christmas message like this, in the form of a Gloria Gaynor classic...
(I helped save b3ta! sonofabun wouldn't hit a man with no trousers on, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 15:44, archived)
# haha!~
nicely!~
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 17:29, archived)
# *Clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 19:40, archived)

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