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# Wha...?
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 23:43, archived)
# think this is bindun too,
but well made though!
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 23:44, archived)
# Scumbag!
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 23:47, archived)
# Enough room to write "Thick" next to him.
Thick thick thicky thick thick the thick of thick.
(, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 0:03, archived)
# this was a joke that turned into something bigger, and reveals some startling truths about life and love
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 23:43, archived)
# LACIST!!
Lepost
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 23:50, archived)
# haha its like a pizza or something!
!
(, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 0:07, archived)
# Speaking as an artist I would like to say that this picture shows real depth.
(, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 0:14, archived)
# this is art.
(, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 0:22, archived)
# Ha
(, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 0:53, archived)
# Chew Barker
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 23:37, archived)
# how gay is harrison ford?
edit: THAT v
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 23:38, archived)
# he looks rather dashing
edit: I'd do the Kessel Run with him in an instant.
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 23:41, archived)
# I'm lost for words
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 23:39, archived)
# I LOVE THE LOST WORLD.
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 23:40, archived)
# Yay!
There's nothing wrong with this sort of thing.
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 23:55, archived)
# Don't mess with the Bealemeister!
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 23:22, archived)
# I WISH DEATH UPON THIS.
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 23:22, archived)
# THEN HAVE ME A NEW SWORD WROUGHT
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 23:26, archived)
# you've turned him into some kind of 1980's rapist
:D
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 23:23, archived)
#
've turned him into some
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 23:24, archived)
# heh, now there's a failed marketing campaign
"Your linens will be as kind as a 1980's rapist"
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 23:26, archived)
# or
"Come to our school for the deaf, all of our teachers are 1980's rapists."
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 23:27, archived)
# I'm pretty sure some were at mine
and I'm pretty sure the system knew who as well, but ah well, it's just kids innit, don't matter

(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 23:31, archived)
# one my old P.E teachers played hockey with a stark erection.
that is one of the funniest days of my life so far.
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 23:34, archived)
# A full on throbber?
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 23:53, archived)
# I was doing a simular thing...
not in the 1980's... but i mean with the strike thru gag but i got bored with all the html and fell asleep
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 23:33, archived)
# What Wilmott Brown?
So that means he raped his own mum!
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 23:54, archived)
# is that me?
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 23:23, archived)
# Just the face.
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 23:26, archived)
# I can only see my arse.
I was talking about the one bending over in the back ;)
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 23:27, archived)
# too much hair
not enough easter egg.
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 23:28, archived)
# pull those trousers up young man
and put on a shirt you dirty hippy!
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 23:23, archived)
# shopped pics only pls.
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 23:24, archived)
# oh my
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 23:24, archived)
# i like this more than i should
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 23:24, archived)
# Getting there. Remember to wear your groin.
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 23:25, archived)
# AAAAAAA
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 23:26, archived)
# hahaha
:D
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 23:27, archived)
# Tres sexeh!
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 23:28, archived)
# Flextime !
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 23:36, archived)
# The only question I ever think to ask is:
why?
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 23:55, archived)
# hahaha
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 23:48, archived)
#
(, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 0:28, archived)
# Hahaha!
You always wait until the very last
tricks to unload your aces.
(, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 0:40, archived)
# I'm not waiting.
I'm just slow :)
(, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 1:01, archived)
# goodnight b3ta
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 23:34, archived)
#
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 23:50, archived)
# Nice hats, a little too brown for my tastes.
Black or grey is the way to go. Well played BTW.
(, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 0:01, archived)
# would
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 23:37, archived)
# Shit Gif, No Votes
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 23:22, archived)
#
I'm on the ducktrain
Ready to crash and burn
I never learn
I'm on the ducktrain
I love that stuff
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 23:23, archived)
# hahaha
:D
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 23:23, archived)
# Hahaha
This is awesome :D
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 23:25, archived)
# Thank you
but no, it's poor
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 23:26, archived)
# LIAR!
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 23:32, archived)
# Quack!
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 23:26, archived)
# DUCKS WITH WHEELS ARE THE FUTURE OF MANKINDS DESDUCKTION!
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 23:26, archived)
# it's the Mallard!
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 23:28, archived)
# ticks
box
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 23:38, archived)
# Going down the duckroad quacks . . .
Locoducktion !
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 23:32, archived)
# Haha.
CMJ. Well I'll never.

Didn't know you liked ducktrains as well as cricket.
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 23:57, archived)
# This will slow the fuckers down!
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 23:14, archived)
# how about
1 mortal kombat character on board: Guess which!
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 23:17, archived)
# Bianca
RICKEY!!!!
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 23:22, archived)
# 6 eggs, no more, no less
I don't know why, but this story just made me laugh

:D
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 23:20, archived)
# Bloody Hell!
She looks exactly like him . . .

(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 23:21, archived)
# i had to read all that to make sure that wasn't actually her...
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 23:31, archived)
# This is a man I met at the pub
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 23:13, archived)
# BOOBEYES!
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 23:13, archived)
# I can't help but see that guy who always tried to catch the smurfs when i look at this
woo! (as per usual)
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 23:14, archived)
# GARRRGAMEL!
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 23:17, archived)
# Or Gargamelle when he pretties himself up.
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 23:17, archived)
# WHAT? HOMER IS EVOLVING!
bbbbbbbbbb
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 23:16, archived)
# Toon tunes . . .
set'em up on the house !
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 23:16, archived)
# Ace as always.
And extra joy for me from the theme of this one.
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 23:16, archived)
# It has a theme?
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 23:18, archived)
# MUSIC AND MAN.
obviously.
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 23:20, archived)
# MAN PRESENTS MUSIC FOR PEOPLE
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 23:23, archived)
# Yes, on channel three.
Use the fader on the off beat, and I'll get
these dog noises into the sampler.
www.b3ta.com/board/8605202
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 23:24, archived)
# for the love of god, can someone animate these
:D
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 23:20, archived)
# Ace_McFly's "Lolcats"!!1!
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 23:12, archived)
# Look, 4chan will be back soon. Don't use B3ta as an alternative.
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 23:13, archived)
# shoefingers?
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 23:13, archived)
# :(
We* @ b3ta don't like ded kittins

*The Royal We of course
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 23:13, archived)
# ^ *agrees*
fluffeh kittens are better
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 23:14, archived)
# Yay I love aardvarks, erm I mean kittins
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 23:15, archived)
# I can't get enough of them
DOGZ ROOLS OVER JOO

but this chap, above is of course a dickhead for posting this offensive image.
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 23:22, archived)
#
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 23:14, archived)
# :(
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 23:14, archived)
# well done, now fuck off
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 23:22, archived)
# Why are you talking to yourself?
As above
(, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 8:13, archived)
#
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 23:26, archived)
# Fuck off.
*ignores*
(, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 1:00, archived)
# Christine Keeler IS John Wayne. FACT.
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 23:11, archived)
# My word.
What long legs
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 23:11, archived)
# And she has a nipsy you could park a VW Beetle in.
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 23:12, archived)
# interesting.
*writes down for later*
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 23:13, archived)
# Do you have a VW Beetle?
If not, DO NOT park your car in her nipsy. The aerial will get snagged and the insurance won't pay out. I know from bitter experience.
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 23:15, archived)
# *writes that down too*
Actually I don't have a Beetle or any other car, so nipsy parking shouldn't be an issue.
I doubt a bike lock would go down well, though.
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 23:27, archived)
# Bike Locks can cause chafing, I am told.
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 23:37, archived)
# haha
props for dodgy 80s reference
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 23:12, archived)
# Nice s p r e a d . . .
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 23:15, archived)
# crikey, careful what you stick in there, it might dissapear
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 23:24, archived)
# heh!
That is a funny picture.
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 23:31, archived)
# Hahahahahahahaha
that's far funnier than it probably should be
(, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 0:55, archived)
# Blair receives orders from evil pelican.
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 23:05, archived)
# PLOLICAN
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 23:06, archived)
# PLOLITICIAN
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 23:11, archived)
# Mind Molt . . .
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 23:14, archived)
# Cheltenham, Tranquility Base here
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 23:00, archived)
# Shoefingers, I don't understand.
Sorry, but I really don't understand :)
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 23:02, archived)
# yeah this ^
shoefingers.
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 23:04, archived)
# eddie finally comes good!
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 23:07, archived)
# thats some quite major league lurkage you have going on there
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 23:03, archived)
# Hitchhiking to the moon . . .
try the middle finger . . . also looks mighty windy . . . ;)
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 23:05, archived)
# EWcomics #18 - Mop

Just seeing if any of you lot get it...
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 22:57, archived)
# The smile in the second frame is immense.
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 22:57, archived)
# it's bob todd!
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 23:45, archived)
# :D
*chuckle chuckle guffaw chuckle*
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 22:57, archived)
# oooh bad pun
yesterday at work i brought a lady her meal and she pointed at the small pot of condiment on her plate and asked,
'is that tzatziki?'
to which i responded 'Tzats right!' instantly hating myself.
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 22:59, archived)
# I hope she picked up her plate and spanged you with it.
I have just been to Greece, there is Tzatziki EVERYWHERE :)
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 23:01, archived)
# i just got back from corfu last monday ^^,
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 23:10, archived)
# Was it very hot?
Cor! Phew!

(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 23:13, archived)
# *raises an eyebrow*
Silly.
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 23:16, archived)
# Ha, I was in Corfu as well!
Which bit did you go to?
:)
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 23:13, archived)
# I don't know if I get it
it is nice to look at though
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 23:00, archived)
# tis a nasty pun
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 23:01, archived)
# I got that part
I thought something was going on with the hole in the wall
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 23:17, archived)
# My attitude to cleaning as well
Slight TJ: Any Mac users lurking who use Parallels to play PC games care to comment on why the screen size seems to lock at about 800 x 600, even on a vast monitor?


(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 23:01, archived)
# Because it's gay :)
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 23:03, archived)
# Actually it's the most powerful piece of kit I have ever laid my fingers on
that and I apparently don't even need anti-virus protection

But since you say :)
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 23:08, archived)
# Boot up XP on a partition or something then.
Retestrak Windows is easy to come by.
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 23:09, archived)
# Arf.
Grin-tacular.

Stormy out innit*...

*may contain whoring.
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 23:01, archived)
# Wall to wall !
Great Escape !
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 23:02, archived)
# I woo this,
but I woo it with unnecessary emphasis
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 23:36, archived)
# :C
im bad at comics
(, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 0:17, archived)
# Ladies and Gentlemen - The Queen.
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 22:44, archived)
# nice one, even though this has bindun by the pope and his mum
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 22:45, archived)
# Yeah.
Mind you, I told the Pope and his mum to do it, the great pair of suggestible twarts.
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 22:47, archived)
# I just hope you made them pay up for your creative input
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 22:51, archived)
# He sent me packing with a load of Force lightning up me bum.
Those Bloody Siths.
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 22:53, archived)
# god save the queen and all who sail in him!
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 22:46, archived)
# Of the Roller Derby . . .
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 22:46, archived)
# I like this. I'm going to award it one non-descript, generic, asian click.
*crick*
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 22:47, archived)
# Wank you velly much.
Ah-so.
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 22:49, archived)
# Arg..


Click for bigger (366KB)

Sorry, Is A tad Late Now, Was Supposed to Be For The Low budget Film Remakes But, Nyeaahh, Whatcha Gonna Do?
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 22:43, archived)
# I'm going to sweat and drink Jaegermeister. You?
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 22:43, archived)
# i am also drinking jaeger
i mix mine with purple fruitshoots, it tastes like pims with strawberry and mint :D
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 22:45, archived)
# Haha Fruitshoots!
IT WAS SO OUT!
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 22:46, archived)
# i had totally forgotten about that, i call them fruitymeisters my friend jimmy calls them jaeger-tots
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 22:51, archived)
# Awww.
Fruitymeisters!
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 22:53, archived)
# try it, it really works
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 22:57, archived)
# I've never had Jaegermeister
and I don't really like Fruitshoots...

BUT OKAY!
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 23:00, archived)
# you should just for the sake of being adventurous cos its awesome
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 23:02, archived)
# YEEEAAAH
*punches air*

*goes on Jeremy Kyle*


WOO
IT'S ALL HAP'NIN'
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 23:04, archived)
# You're defiling a good drink with gay fruit rubbish.
I drink mine with liquid asbestos.
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 22:47, archived)
# well i usually drink mine straight but there is no room in the fridge atm
so fruitshoots ftw!
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 22:49, archived)
# AHEM GAY DRINKS
Ahem :)

(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 22:50, archived)
# IS THERE SOMETHING YOU'D LIKE TO SAY? GO ON, I TOTALLY WONT IGNORE YOU FOREVER.
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 22:51, archived)
# Gays like to drink, that's all.
Yep, nothing else.
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 22:54, archived)
# I'VE GOT MY EYE ON YOU.
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 22:55, archived)
# I know, it's all wet and tickling me with blinks.
o_O
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 22:58, archived)
# Oh that's not my eye.
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 22:59, archived)
# Oh yeah, it's mine ^_^
*stops putting own eye on self*

All better.
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 23:06, archived)
# I AM A Jaeger, How You Like Me Now?
Yeah, You Know It
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 22:47, archived)
# Yes I Do Know It And Furthmore I Am Also Using A Capital For Each Word Because This Is The Title Of An Awesome Song Which Was In The Charts.
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 22:49, archived)
# It's Just The Way I Type
*sings to the tune of 'Eye Of The Tiger'* It's The, Way Of The Typer, He Cannot Help It *sings*
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 22:53, archived)
# You're doing it wrong.
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 22:56, archived)
# Your poor shift key! :)
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 22:56, archived)
# *spanks*
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 22:43, archived)
# Well that's certainly a top shop and I admire your bitmappage
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 22:44, archived)
# Hooray for BMPs
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 22:49, archived)
# huzzah!
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 22:52, archived)
# *spots*
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 22:44, archived)
# Probably unfair to point and laugh
but when I see trainspotters at platforms with their camera equipment, notebooks and
weak lemon drinks, it really does turn me to a chuckle.
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 22:47, archived)
# what makes me laugh is the way the hot babes drape themselves all over them
:)
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 23:29, archived)
# Hehe
I suspect a "bashers" convention would closely resemble a 'fiddy cent' music video.
(, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 0:07, archived)
# I'm in a 'making scary shit' mood today...
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 22:38, archived)
# Are those some teeth?
I think he looks like a very agreeable fellow and I would like to subscribe to his newsletter.
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 22:39, archived)
# Those are teefs, I found some pics of extracted molars.
To be fair, the original is pretty scary in itself, I just sorta fiddled with it a bit and added some parts that really shouldn't be there.
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 22:46, archived)
# yours is more fun
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 22:47, archived)
# Awww! I think he's cute. He has marsmallows.
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 22:47, archived)
# And if you look very closely, little eyelashes,
but no eyes....
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 22:49, archived)
# You're quite subtle with your shopping. I never noticed the little blue bits before switching back and forth.
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 22:51, archived)
# I thought it needed more colour,
otherwise your eye is drawn only to it's eye.
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 22:55, archived)
# Have you drawn much recently?
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 22:56, archived)
# No,
it took days to do one good portrait with only b3ta to show it on, and there was always some wanker who said 'Oh, so you traced a picture, fuck you' or a dumbass who thought it was just filters, which didn't encourage, so needless to say even with all those who got it and liked it, I kinda lost interest after a while.

I mean, the one I did of Henriksen took 10 hours over 2 days and didn't even make it onto the popular page, it's just not worth the time and energy for the payback, seriously.

Tho I'm real pleased I did them, they were cool! :D

I might do more one day, we'll see, I did do a kinda cheaty one of Bowie a few months back and that turned out pretty well...
(, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 0:00, archived)
# In that case, you've succeeded admirably.
Woo
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 22:39, archived)
# I think I've had her
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 22:39, archived)
# haha.
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 22:41, archived)
# hahaha
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 22:46, archived)
# legend of zelda?
woo yay
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 22:41, archived)
# Good call.
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 22:41, archived)
# Well screened !
Screening is good . . .
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 22:42, archived)
# so thats where it went...
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 22:44, archived)
# M'eh
I'm going to check my slippers thoroughly when I wake up tomorrow.
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 22:45, archived)
# This is not scary :)
Scary is not fluffy.
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 22:45, archived)
# You've never owned a cat, have you?
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 22:48, archived)
# I have part-owned umm, FIVE cats actually.
That cat is not scary :)
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 22:52, archived)
# Talk to the hand...
;)
(, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 0:03, archived)
# IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT: TRACTORS LOVE IT WHEN THEY'RE VIBRATING.
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 22:32, archived)
# He looks like a happy spack-tractor.
or is it a her?
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 22:33, archived)
# HOT
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 22:33, archived)
# It looks like he has tiny, tiny wings :)
I saw this and said "Oh wow."

*click*
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 22:33, archived)
# Don't bloody click it. Sheesh.
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 22:34, archived)
# That is still the picture I've giggled longest at.
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 22:34, archived)
# I've never gotten over it.
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 22:35, archived)
# Allow me to challenge.
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 22:37, archived)
# Does not win.
*gives you booby prize of a four packet of Toffee Crisps*


Booby prizes are nearly always Toffee Crisps, in my experience.
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 22:39, archived)
# OH DAMNIT I WANTED THOSE :(
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 22:40, archived)
# You can have one.
:)) That's you because you got fat from it.
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 22:41, archived)
# I AM A MILLION STONE. GIVE ME CANDY.
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 22:43, archived)
# No,
booby prizes are boobies.
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 22:40, archived)
# I WANTED THOSE TOO :(
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 22:40, archived)
# combine the two perhaps? and make millions!
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 22:41, archived)
# DO WANT.
SRSLY.
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 22:42, archived)
# **copyrights** money plz!
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 22:44, archived)
# Money is in my panse. Ohhhhhteeeheeee!
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 22:45, archived)
# I graciously accept.
nyom nyom nyom
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 22:42, archived)
# WHERE THE FUCK HAVE YOU BEEN?
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 22:34, archived)
# UP YOUR BUM
My laptop died for a week and for that time I was mostly at home, then I went on holiday to Corfu for a week so I was there.

Two weeks without the board was very weird, I've gotta say.
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 22:38, archived)
# Geek.
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 22:39, archived)
# Oh you know you'd find it a bit odd too.
It wasn't like "OHHH MMMMYYYY GOOODDDDDD, I NEEED THE BOOOAAARD". It was more "Hmm, I will have missed a whole load of stuff... wow."


I have not explained myself very well, but YEAH.
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 22:44, archived)
# that
could take me for a ride any time, big boy
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 22:34, archived)
# NOW WE KNOW
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 22:34, archived)
# SCIENCE HAS CHANGED FOREVER. SCIENCE IS NOT THE BEDSTONE OF ALL KNOWLEDGE. IT IS THE FART OF AWESOME SCIENCE.
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 22:35, archived)
# SOMETIMES I FART WHEN I HAVE CHEESE
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 22:45, archived)
# SCIENCE.
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 22:52, archived)
# it loooooooves it!
as do i, woo!
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 22:35, archived)
# They also love to pull !
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 22:36, archived)
# UH OH, SEXY JOKE.
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 22:39, archived)
# AND NOT JUST VIBRATING HONEY
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 22:39, archived)
# THAT WOULD BE PERCULIAR.
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 22:40, archived)
# You love it, you slaaaag
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 22:42, archived)
# Rim Mastah . . . is a clean machine !
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 22:43, archived)
# Sweet fuddering shuck
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 22:17, archived)
# that quig looks like a ponkey!
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 22:18, archived)
# i've had her
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 22:18, archived)
# you can tell
she doesn't look happy
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 22:22, archived)
# she looks sexually sated
and physically wrecked
mind you, m3 got sloppy seconds, so that's not a conclusive result
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 22:24, archived)
# hahahaha!
i'm not sure she even noticed.

and goodnight.
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 22:25, archived)
# I'd hardly call it sloppy, you barely managed to wake the beast with your pre-pubescent groping at orifices
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 22:27, archived)
# ^that-ish.
'ning board :)
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 22:19, archived)
# ish?
you've had the real queen?


Phillip.. is that you?
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 22:21, archived)
# fuck off you foreign bastard
can i have this man killed?
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 22:22, archived)
# this picture looks like it was 'shopped by an indian.
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 22:23, archived)
# www.indianphotoshoppingtutorialsforthosedamnedwesterners.al/dieinfadels
have a look at that ^
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 22:26, archived)
# Haha.
*is tempted to buy that domain*
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 22:27, archived)
# Heh. Silly rappola.
123-reg is not my domain supplier.
It's shitting expensive from there.

oneandone.co.uk
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 22:31, archived)
# Gah!! a non porno pun based internet dirty bomb!
*COMPUTER EXPLODES IN A SHOWER OF RADIATON AND FRAGMENTS*
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 22:27, archived)
# 'Ning
I'm mostly lurking... mostly
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 22:21, archived)
# me too
and now i'm off to bed
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 22:22, archived)
# ...
SWEET PYGMY CHRIST ON A ZOMBIE BIKE!

i would so be pro royalty if that face was on our bank notes. go team inbreeding!
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 22:20, archived)
# i thought you were rooting for team stemcell cloning?
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 22:21, archived)
# well i share my love
bewtween inbreds and sickle cell anemia.
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 22:24, archived)
# You don't like stock Queeny?
She's a sexy beast if ever I saw one.
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 22:22, archived)
# i prefer the post 2000 revamp on the coinage
phwoaaaar
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 22:24, archived)
# *Rubs thighs*
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 22:25, archived)
# 's a bit early for sexy time, n'est-ce pas?
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 22:21, archived)
# C'est le temps toujours sexy
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 22:22, archived)
# Oh okay then
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 22:41, archived)
# Lovely smile . . .
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 22:22, archived)
# hehehe
are those his whiskers or hers?
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 22:29, archived)
# Wha....?
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 22:15, archived)
# Ha, that picture should be animated

AND YOU KNOW IT
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 22:17, archived)
# I'm lazy, and you kno...
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 22:18, archived)
# i'm going to get me a beret like that
it's ace
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 22:18, archived)
#
get me a beret like that shag you rotten M3

it's You're
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 22:20, archived)
# that's implicit
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 22:24, archived)
# what, one attached to an African?
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 22:21, archived)
# No I haven't . . .
Should I ?
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 22:24, archived)
# Pffft
Guy's reaction is still one of television's finest moments.
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 22:31, archived)
# I'm keeping the dream alive
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 22:31, archived)
# Worth another look?
Awwwww go on then.
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 22:37, archived)
# Bale makes Bail
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 22:15, archived)
# "Christian, can me and your sister be famous like you please?"
"Ok, how about you make me out to be a bit of a bad guy like in my new movie?"
"Ok, that sounds fun."

*ring ring, ring ring*, "hello? Metropolitan Police"
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 22:18, archived)
# Is that his Mum?
*prepares the FleshLight ©*
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 22:19, archived)
# New cover,old hit
heyjude
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 22:09, archived)
# Hey, Jude.
Also: I read that as The Beadles.

*Edit* Did you post something you've already posted in a main thread?
If so, well, I'm not surprised. You've been known to be a bit of a wally.
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 22:10, archived)
# RUN WHILE YOU STILL CAN, TIBERIUS.
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 22:10, archived)
# Didn't you post this earlier?
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 22:11, archived)
# ...
because you al liked it so much earlier
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 22:15, archived)
# AH SO THAT IS WHY!?
shoefingers?
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 22:15, archived)
# Fuck off.
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 22:11, archived)
# TWAT!
look what you made me do
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 22:11, archived)
#
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 22:11, archived)
# *sniggers*
*shows to friend next to her*

*causes sniggering from friend*

:)
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 22:15, archived)
# You've got good taste.
And so have you.
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 22:17, archived)
# Friend says "Woo."
:)
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 22:24, archived)
# sniggers!
lacist

I preferred marathon
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 22:26, archived)
# I have to hand it to you
for that one

edit: oh fuck, it doesn't say Beadles after all
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 22:12, archived)
# Hahaha.
I fooled you.

Also: Hello.
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 22:13, archived)
# I've really got to stop taking people off ignore
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 22:16, archived)
# I really got to start using the ignore button.
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 22:18, archived)
# "We're gonna need a bigger ignore list."
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 22:18, archived)
# "Ignore him again, Sam"
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 22:22, archived)
# You utter shitbag
I hope your nipples turn black.
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 22:58, archived)

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