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leave bloody georgia alone :(

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 11:40, archived)

Fukken HELL!!!!! Billy Ocean's an ALBINO!!!!!!

sound-planet.org/covers/21/21105/art_21105_big.jpg

(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 11:43, archived)

heh

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 11:46, archived)

hahaha

needs more Criss Crocker.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 10 Aug 2008, 12:13, archived)

nocturnal emissions

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connor, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 11:22, archived)

and

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connor, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 11:22, archived)

Pigballoon!

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Bob Todd whee, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 11:29, archived)

oooooh! luvly!!

Poster size? Pllllleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeez?
:@ )

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blyerkit e k trilby, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 11:30, archived)

thats as big as a it goes sadly

a doll-house sized poster perhaps ?

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connor, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 12:19, archived)

How did you know

I have a doll's house?

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blyerkit e k trilby, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 13:37, archived)

why is it sad :(

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 11:41, archived)

Maybe somebody spelt its name wrong.

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 11:45, archived)

or beacuse it has no arms.

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 11:46, archived)

he ripped them off and tried to beat himself to death with them

only to realise his ultimate folly

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 11:54, archived)

poor bugger

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 12:01, archived)

that is a very stylish jizzstain :)

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 10 Aug 2008, 11:30, archived)

is any of this done on canvus?

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Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 11:57, archived)

How does a demon know what ipod is?

He doesn't. That is why he uses it to stir tea. Silly demon.

CFB, 145kb.
(It's not really worth enlarging if you can already see it clearly; I'm just including the bigger one in case it's hard to see on larger monitors.)

Bonus morning fluff (my cat Doris, 100kb)

'Ning!

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Bob Todd whee, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 10:51, archived)

Would the headphones fit in those ears?

woo

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 10:52, archived)

Pfft, I doubt it.

I did draw this partly as a pisstake of how everyone (exaggeration) draws their characters with ipods, even if they wouldn't be able to use them (wolf characters, etc.).

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Bob Todd whee, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 10:55, archived)

your daemon is well drawn.

I hate cats.
Nice hat.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 10 Aug 2008, 10:55, archived)

I always think your demons look rather nice.

Like I could play catch with them. Do you draw scary ones? Or am I just being bigoted in assuming all demons are scary?

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 11:04, archived)

I do draw scary ones sometimes but they rarely leave my sketchbook.

These feathery/scaly guys are meant to be nice, as demons go. They'd probably enjoy messing with you but it's unlikely they'd do anything cruel or twisted to you.

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Bob Todd whee, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 11:06, archived)

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 12:00, archived)

Woo!

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Bob Todd whee, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 12:27, archived)

Sunday quiz time!!

Name this place (UK)

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 10:51, archived)

All I can think of is 'Snapkey' which sounds like a funny place name.

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Bob Todd whee, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 10:52, archived)

RIP?

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 10:54, archived)

hoo's ded?

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sock more tea vicar?, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 10:55, archived)

I'll miss Hoo, he was good

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 11:31, archived)

the filename gives it away

it's "fifteen"

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sock more tea vicar?, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 10:53, archived)

Cheat!

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 10:55, archived)

torque-key?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 10 Aug 2008, 10:54, archived)

1 point

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 10:55, archived)

cornwall

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 10 Aug 2008, 10:55, archived)

2 points

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 10:56, archived)

Drinklight?

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Bob Todd whee, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 10:57, archived)

Glasgow

(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 10:57, archived)

1 point

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 10:58, archived)

Dartmouth

(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 10:58, archived)

2 points

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 10:59, archived)

seams legs

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sock more tea vicar?, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 11:00, archived)

office loled!

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 11:42, archived)

STUMPED!!!

(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 11:02, archived)

I thought you were gonna win for sure!!

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 11:02, archived)

Heh Heh

The "Dublin" one stumped me. I felt like a T**T when it hit me though.

(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 11:26, archived)

Belfast

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Bob Todd whee, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 11:03, archived)

AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH (good one)

(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 11:03, archived)

1 point

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 11:03, archived)

Swansea

(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 11:04, archived)

3 points

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 11:05, archived)

Cork

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Bob Todd whee, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 11:05, archived)

:'(

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 10 Aug 2008, 11:05, archived)

2 points???? I think

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 11:06, archived)

Bath

(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 11:07, archived)

FUCK I'm replying with half the image :'(

It's too slow :'(

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 10 Aug 2008, 11:07, archived)

4 points - you're fast

penultimate one

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 11:08, archived)

Leeds

(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 11:08, archived)

5 points

And finally (applause)

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 11:09, archived)

Paignton??

(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 11:10, archived)

say what you see

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 11:14, archived)

Ummmm.... Two Signs,Twin Signs, Jamaica Inn Twice......(Fuctifino)

(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 11:16, archived)

soooooo close

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 11:17, archived)

AAAAAAAHHHHHH.......(Fucks sake)......DUBLIN!!!!

(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 11:19, archived)

*groan*

well played.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 10 Aug 2008, 11:22, archived)

I think I'll change my Board sig. back.

(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 11:23, archived)

WINNAR!!!!!!!!!!! C.Blanchett'sstalker

6 points well done you!

Have a link

www.b3ta.com/board/8636769

~~thought~~ knew

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 11:23, archived)

ty sign

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 10 Aug 2008, 11:15, archived)

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 11:16, archived)

leeds

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 10 Aug 2008, 11:08, archived)

bath

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 10 Aug 2008, 11:07, archived)

BOWL ON LEGS

ARGH!
IT'LL DESTROY US ALL!!!

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Bob Todd whee, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 11:07, archived)

cork

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 10 Aug 2008, 11:05, archived)

Cork (ireland)

(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 11:05, archived)

arse.

curse my dialup speed. :(

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 10 Aug 2008, 11:05, archived)

LASER SWAN

ACTIVATE!!

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Bob Todd whee, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 11:04, archived)

swansee

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 10 Aug 2008, 11:04, archived)

Swansea

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 11:05, archived)

it's a bike bell with legs.

and I'm an aussie.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 10 Aug 2008, 11:03, archived)

bellend

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sock more tea vicar?, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 11:03, archived)

Projectileteeth?

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Bob Todd whee, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 10:58, archived)

arrow teeth

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sock more tea vicar?, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 10:59, archived)

glass green light

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sock more tea vicar?, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 10:57, archived)

Cornwall??

(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 10:56, archived)

quicker

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 10:57, archived)

Maizebricks?

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Bob Todd whee, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 10:57, archived)

cob-brick

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sock more tea vicar?, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 10:57, archived)

TEAR-KEY

TURKEY

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 11:05, archived)

Weston Super Mare

;)

(jamodu nEEDs MorE BoB, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 11:11, archived)

Yay for place names

Pant y stain

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thistle, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 11:20, archived)

*licks*

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 10 Aug 2008, 11:30, archived)

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revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 10:35, archived)

Pfft.

I like the use of "scare quotes".

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Bob Todd whee, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 10:39, archived)

lol!

this is good :)

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 10:43, archived)

1337hax0rs!

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 10 Aug 2008, 10:44, archived)

Genuine lol

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Sun 10 Aug 2008, 10:47, archived)

it's a girl? are you sure?!

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 10:02, archived)

hehehehe

www2b.abc.net.au/science/k2/stn/archives/archive80/newposts/1149/topic1149976.shtm

I'll see if I can get the journal article:
J. Ultrasound Med., Vol. 6, Issue 2, 111 February 1, 1987

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 10 Aug 2008, 10:09, archived)

she will be a slut.

fact.

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 10:12, archived)

Be awesome to meet her now...

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 10 Aug 2008, 10:17, archived)

it worries me as to what you were searching for to find that ;P

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 10:14, archived)

it is a bit worrying.

I think I got linked to it by someone in the medical field. I don't think it came up on a porn search. It may have even been linked on here, I really can't remember.

It's pretty old. And I can't access the journal :(

I've remembered! I saw it in a farcebook group:
www.facebook.com/photo_search.php?page=7&oid=7156844575&aid=-1&auser=&view=all#/group.php?gid=7156844575

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 10 Aug 2008, 10:17, archived)

shopped images only please

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 10:29, archived)

Apologies for being (7 years) behind in current affairs

But this just popped in my head the other day.
I'm new at this, promise me you won't be gentle.

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Furrymeatloaf 's name is a killing word, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 9:09, archived)

Ha ha, nice.

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King Ralph is drunk, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 9:11, archived)

I am all of teh likin'

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collapsibletank procreates, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 9:11, archived)

licking shirley?

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 9:12, archived)

Don't mind if I do

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 9:38, archived)

haha, good work.

and revisiting old fun is very welcome if you bring a fresh joke to the mix, so continue.

oh, and welcome.

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postbear has metal knees, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 9:18, archived)

Thanks, great to be here.

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Furrymeatloaf 's name is a killing word, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 9:22, archived)

lil pea for the occasion!

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 9:23, archived)

I just noticed the L plate, and finally got the joke.

that's good.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 10 Aug 2008, 9:30, archived)

lol..

well, it's better late then never.

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 9:31, archived)

arf!

I still have a nicely framed redex in my living room.

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 9:39, archived)

I've got similar

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LP, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 11:55, archived)

I have one tattooed on my arm

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Xkimo was at work on, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 12:05, archived)

heh.

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postbear has metal knees, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 9:58, archived)

thank you for an excellent first pic.

i'm a nightperson, so i'll be going now and leave you with the dayshift.

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postbear has metal knees, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 9:31, archived)

Too soon.

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 9:22, archived)

how are you medi?

again i'm the only one at work :(

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 9:30, archived)

I'm typing my thesis...

*supposed to be*

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 10 Aug 2008, 9:31, archived)

are you doing your thesis

on B3ta?

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 9:32, archived)

no: models of ultrasound contrast agents

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 10 Aug 2008, 9:34, archived)

haha, you gave me an idea.

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 9:42, archived)

what injecting people with bubbles and looking at the response of the bubble in an acoustic field?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 10 Aug 2008, 9:44, archived)

I'm okay man

It's just...early

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 9:38, archived)

yeah,

why are you up?

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 9:42, archived)

Good question.

Let me get back on you.

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 9:51, archived)

get back on me?

i thought we had agreed that i'm on top this time :(

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 10:03, archived)

haha

welcome.

Unless you're actually Leningrad, then fuck off :)

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 9:26, archived)

i love lenin.

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 9:28, archived)

IT WAS ALL A CONSPIRACY!! DO NOT BELIEVE THE LIES!!

Oh and welcome newperson. You seem to have the size right, so just make sure you have a chat to people. :)

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 10 Aug 2008, 9:29, archived)

nice one

*click*

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Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 9:29, archived)

im going to hell NOW.

woo.

(The Blue Brony Flogging a Dead Horse Since, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 10:31, archived)

hahaha fucking awesome

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 10:47, archived)

Next in the list of words for the coochiemumma:

A B
I still haven't done one that was on my original list...
www.b3ta.com/board/8632710

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 10 Aug 2008, 8:56, archived)

the reply button is ........................................................................................................................................^

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 10 Aug 2008, 9:11, archived)

that's the ignore.

edit: now you've just missed everything.

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 9:11, archived)

I was hoping no one would notice.

and would start commenting on my picture with took me several minutes to craft.
ed: it's under reply for me...

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 10 Aug 2008, 9:14, archived)

Aaah. But the snooze button is nearer.

Too early on a Sunday to expect responses for any boarders without kids....!

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collapsibletank procreates, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 9:13, archived)

:( medicore posted and he wanted this alphabet...

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 10 Aug 2008, 9:15, archived)

the best thing about starting projects like this is abandoning them after a few days.

the first few are fun, then it gets tedious and the alphabet is shit anyway, so why bother following that tiresome formula? in a few weeks you'll discover a half-hearted pic you didn't complete marking the premature end of the series and you'll think "thank fuck i didn't bother!" and wonder why you even started in the first place.

or, that's me and what i do.

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postbear has metal knees, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 9:17, archived)

true. but it was a request. I'm thinking it's not worth it

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 10 Aug 2008, 9:19, archived)

oh. well, if it's a request you're now obligated to do them all, forever, no matter what.

otherwise you're clearly a vile sociopath and should be shunned.

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postbear has metal knees, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 9:21, archived)

I could do several at a time...

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 10 Aug 2008, 9:25, archived)

you can't even do one..

who are you kidding?

maybe a really ugly, fat one.

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 9:30, archived)

*crys*

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 10 Aug 2008, 9:30, archived)

*pets*

don't cry.. look at the bright side..
you can't get AIDS now can ya?

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 9:32, archived)

I suppose I could bugger a monkey

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 10 Aug 2008, 9:35, archived)

did you see on the news this:

news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/7551125.stm

i wanted to shop you into this.. but i decided to not be arsed

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 9:43, archived)

I knew about it, the idea has been kicking around for a while

but some people whinge at the concept of eating roo. dunno why.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 10 Aug 2008, 9:46, archived)

sounds delicious to be honest.

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 10:03, archived)

: D

xbox

*snigger*

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struthers when you call my name it's like a little prayer, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 9:22, archived)

x-rated tuna sandwich would be better...

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 10 Aug 2008, 9:27, archived)

I don't see how a cock would fit in there

ps: I applaud these

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 9:23, archived)

it's ok sweetie, I'll strech you with my finger first...

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 10 Aug 2008, 9:27, archived)

My sister just got her bike drivers licence

so I thought I'd make her this

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 8:45, archived)

is that her?

would! and of course...

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 10 Aug 2008, 8:47, archived)

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 8:55, archived)

that's pretty good. :)

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 10 Aug 2008, 8:57, archived)

Your sister has one ripped arm and one puny arm

not unlike Roger Federer.
Amiright?

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struthers when you call my name it's like a little prayer, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 8:48, archived)

Dude, you made your sister look hot

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 8:49, archived)

is that her face?

i rode when i was a kid, and then my sister and her bf got into a terrible accident and they were great, safe drivers. the car didn't hit them, but they had to swerve and fall to avoid it and they both left a lot of skin on the road.

no thanks, car drivers just don't give a fuck about other people, particularly motorcyclists, pedestrians and bicyclists.

_{i do walk and bicycle about, but very defensively and i avoid the 'bad' roads. i hope your sister is safe and gives it up in a few years.}

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postbear has metal knees, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 8:52, archived)

I hope she's safe too

I'm considering getting me a licence too though, but what's been keeping me back is the safety thing.

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 9:05, archived)

take some courses - some good courses.

best of luck.

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postbear has metal knees, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 9:19, archived)

Heh, I think I will

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 9:23, archived)

You'll be fine

if you don't ride like a n00b. Just 'cause the bike will do 185mph doesn't mean you have to do 185mph down a roads overtaking into bends etc.

(Vega31, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 11:01, archived)

excellent

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 9:43, archived)

beutiful

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 10:31, archived)

BWWWWAAAAAAKKK!!!

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 8:35, archived)

is that a crudely drawn cock?

Funny, but I'm about to post a cock picture as well...

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 10 Aug 2008, 8:39, archived)

WE ALL WERE

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 8:46, archived)

SEXY WATTLES.

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postbear has metal knees, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 8:41, archived)

Shirley bindun?

_{RIP Bernie.}

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struthers when you call my name it's like a little prayer, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 8:19, archived)

He feels happy!

www.wxyz.com/mostpopular/story.aspx?content_id=d6a5fe05-b039-4e0c-a478-df0fd11c90a6

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 8:24, archived)

What the...

well now I'm just confused. You've confused me, Tahkcalb!

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struthers when you call my name it's like a little prayer, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 8:28, archived)

Doc was in ahead of us in that dept...

www.b3ta.com/board/8635917

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 8:30, archived)

You mean

doctor dyslexia's not dead either?!

*swoons*

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struthers when you call my name it's like a little prayer, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 8:41, archived)

it's bloody annoying, I mean I was preparing to rape her/his corpse and then...

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 10 Aug 2008, 8:43, archived)

It's inconvenient for you

and more than a little disrespectful on her/his part.

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struthers when you call my name it's like a little prayer, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 8:47, archived)

I'm not going to argue about the taste in humour...

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 10 Aug 2008, 8:48, archived)

OH YES YOU ARE!

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struthers when you call my name it's like a little prayer, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 8:49, archived)

OH NO I'M NOT!!

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 10 Aug 2008, 8:51, archived)

i had to google "bernie dead" to see who you were referring to.

reading about him, i'll guess that he died because his humour gland had shrivelled away to nothing a long time ago.

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postbear has metal knees, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 8:26, archived)

i watched the video they posted alongside the wired.com article about his death

unbelievable. the man has filled a whole stadium and has no jokes at all. "hey.. you know black people" (audience falls about laughing) "well you know.. i mean.. i like white people... they be like" (audience falls about laughing)

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connor, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 8:29, archived)

that sums all black comedians..

fucking hate that humor.

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 8:39, archived)

nah, it's just that most comedians are crap.

probably because most people are braindead.

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postbear has metal knees, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 8:43, archived)

this and a half.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 10 Aug 2008, 8:45, archived)

Dat's coz

white folks don't understan' that shit. Know'm sayin? Dey be all like "Well, gee Robert, I don't know what the heck he's talking about!" Know'm sayin? Shiiit y'all.

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struthers when you call my name it's like a little prayer, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 8:44, archived)

hahaha!!! FUKIN' WAN-KERRRRRS YE NOOOOOOOOOO!!!

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 10 Aug 2008, 8:47, archived)

Cocking hell

You weren't joking. That's some unfunny shit and I doubt everyone in the audience honestly thinks it's comedy gold.

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My Future Self Stay Gold Ponyboy. Stay Gold., Sun 10 Aug 2008, 8:42, archived)

it's funny becuase he may or may not be dead.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 10 Aug 2008, 8:44, archived)

like schrödinger's cat.

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 10:51, archived)

GREETINGS!!!

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Rapscallion is it fashion or disease?, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 7:54, archived)

oh hai, skinned testicle.

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postbear has metal knees, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 7:56, archived)

It is a sentient bollock

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 10 Aug 2008, 7:59, archived)

the same might be said of you

(Monsun beery wanderlust, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 8:00, archived)

indeed.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 10 Aug 2008, 8:06, archived)

Aren't we all, in one way or another?

or maybe not

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Rapscallion is it fashion or disease?, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 8:07, archived)

i know i am

(Monsun beery wanderlust, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 8:14, archived)

testis sapiens

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 8:01, archived)

Morning the board

I was playing around with the FireNES addon yesterday.
I wonder why people make that kind of stuff.

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 8:04, archived)

'ning sir.

i have no idea what a firenes is, but i'm sure it's lovely. does it come in my size?

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postbear has metal knees, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 8:11, archived)

it only comes in retro fashions

if you do not mind looking like the 80's you will be fine

(Monsun beery wanderlust, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 8:14, archived)

i'd bomb that entire nasty decade if i could.

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postbear has metal knees, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 8:15, archived)

I'll lend you a plane

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 8:20, archived)

ALLAHU AKBAR, I'M A-GONNA BOMB THE SNACKBAR.

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postbear has metal knees, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 8:23, archived)

Top'o the morning!

It's a FireFox add-on which let you play all the old Nintendo titles in your browser.
One of them is Kirby, depicted above.

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 8:20, archived)

ah, thanks.

i'm new to games and computers and all this tech stuff.

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postbear has metal knees, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 8:23, archived)

Just remember to get the power up

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 8:37, archived)

at my age, i'll need a prescription to assist me.

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postbear has metal knees, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 8:42, archived)

SALUTATION!!!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 8:10, archived)

Last one - Delirium

Happy Toast suggested Picasso.

Desire & Despair Destruction Dream Death Destiny

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 7:36, archived)

Cubism is always the correct answer.

Except, when it's not cubism.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 7:38, archived)

that is cool.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 10 Aug 2008, 7:40, archived)

Anyone know where I can get a Suicide Girl login and passord?

I'm not being funny and ironic, I need to masterbate.

Also: woo picture.

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 7:43, archived)

man, i posted snuff porn just below.

forget the suicide girls, go for the murder men.

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postbear has metal knees, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 7:47, archived)

heh

Dude, that guy's a punk. Carl Panzram would have taken that 18 year old boy for a walk, raped the shit out of him, THEN robbed him, THEN killed him, and would have done 20 more times before getting caught and killing someone in prison to force the state's hand and get himself executed because he was tired of living.

Though I guess freaking out Canadians is cool too.

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 7:56, archived)

i think it's compulsory to be a serial killer in minnesota.

panzram was entertaining, but i like the quiet, creepy guys more. joachim kroll, des nilsen - that type.

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postbear has metal knees, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 7:59, archived)

I will check them out

HH Holmes is my all time favorite, however.

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 8:01, archived)

really?

holmes is interesting, i agree, but i've yet to read anything new on him that develops him as a person. i guess he's so well-known that everything that can be said has been said already.

i'm a big fan of edmund kemper too. and there are some fun, if only partly true, tales of chikatilo.

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postbear has metal knees, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 8:06, archived)

I'm somewhat new to the whole serial-killer-fascination scene, I just learned about Holmes recently

I don't mind that the character is a little oblique, I just like the tapestry of facts.

I also am interested in the serial killers that don't act alone. I was reading about one guy who had two teenage boy lovers that helped him and eventually ended up killing him.

edit: Ed Kemper is pretty amazing. I also just love that he was a crazy, murderous giant.

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 8:17, archived)

dean corll - he was great!

bittaker and norris had a bad couple of books written about them. henry lee lucas and ottis toole are a marvel, though.

edit: kemper had a brilliant sense of humour. he made a lot of great jokes about his mother, befroe and after he killed her.

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postbear has metal knees, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 8:21, archived)

This has been a very fruitful conversation

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 8:28, archived)

i still want to know the detials of surendra koli and moninder singh pandher.

every time i read a new story on them it contradicts what i have read before. i hope there's a good book in the works.

delfina and maria de jesus gonzalez are worth reading about, too.

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postbear has metal knees, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 8:36, archived)

nice paint.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=13_5R_HeEgw&feature=related

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postbear has metal knees, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 7:45, archived)

in the news....

a friend and i were out for a drive today talking about important things. he got quiet for a minute and then said "i know i can say this to you because you'll understand - that guy in the news? the one who killed the other guy on the bus? i understand him completely. i might not be at his stage yet, but i sympathise with him. i'd never convict him if i were on his jury. i've wanted to kill a whole lot of people lately."

he told me because i feel pretty much the same way, but when he told another person we both know, that guy got creeped out and made some annoying comment about mental health professionals.

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postbear has metal knees, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 7:04, archived)

I'd agree with that. Although randomly killing strangers on a bus isn't cool

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 10 Aug 2008, 7:09, archived)

well...

...there are times that i see your point. then again, 99% of humans are worthless dung, so the random part isn't really a problem. and, we don't know if this was truly random - maybe the dead guy was slamming his seat back on the guy's knees. maybe he smelled like cheap cologne. maybe he played bad disco on his mp3 player loudly enough to annoy the people around him. maybe he voted conservative.

we just don't have all the facts. so, it's more likely that he deserved it.

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postbear has metal knees, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 7:13, archived)

the worthless thing is relative to other people.

and I'd be bloody annoyed if someone decapitated me on a bus just out of the blue.

Although I can understand the overwhelming desire to do it sometimes.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 10 Aug 2008, 7:17, archived)

it wouldn't be you as the victim, you're a good person.

it would be someone who is nasty and makes people want to behead them.

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postbear has metal knees, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 7:20, archived)

aye there's the rub

other people may not measure me as a good person, but as a person they wish to behead.

I think this will generalise, such that: for every person, Bob, there probably exists another person who values Bob as good, and another person that wishes to chop Bob's head off.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 10 Aug 2008, 7:26, archived)

of course, i do understand that.

but i still get in these moods a lot, when some ignorant simpleton breaks 48 rules of the standard social contract and then becomes loud and rude when gently told that s/he is being a problem. these are the people who i suspect are being beheaded, not the ones who are just mild pains in the ass.

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postbear has metal knees, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 7:30, archived)

oh yeah I see that every day.

although I don't normally carry a machete.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 10 Aug 2008, 7:32, archived)

i always carry a knife.

a few years ago i was stopped by the cops and they asked if i had any weapons. "just a knife," i said. they asked why and i told them i'd carried a jacknife every day since i was a little kid. i don't think they got it, but a swiss army knife is tough to kill people.

thankfully i'm a determined person.

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postbear has metal knees, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 7:39, archived)

same here, but mine's only got a blade length of a couple of inches.

I'm sure there's a length gag waiting to be done...

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 10 Aug 2008, 7:44, archived)

Nothing peaks people's hind-brain responses like being in a confined space on a dangerous machine with noisy smelly strangers.

On a purely biological level it can be understood as a survival instinct. But you'd have to be seriously negleted and isolated as a person to get as far as that guy.

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 7:32, archived)

I've never been quite sure who's fault it is for being socially isolated.

I'm fairly social isolated, by comparison a social 'norm'. Is it my fault for not really instantly liking people? Is it other people's fault for ignoring me?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 10 Aug 2008, 7:35, archived)

Usually the parents I think.

*hug*

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 7:37, archived)

hahaha, too easy...

*gropes arse*

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 10 Aug 2008, 7:39, archived)

It might have something to do with the lack of signs at the edge of that abyss.

In both cases there. I'm sure you've noted this too, as shown in your framing pic.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 7:10, archived)

it was a bus, not abyss. can't you read?

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postbear has metal knees, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 7:14, archived)

Abscess you say?

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 7:16, archived)

i worked my abs hard yesterday.

today they are like taut steel cords*

_{*taut steel cords covered in a thick layer of suet.}

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postbear has metal knees, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 7:21, archived)

I could use some of that.

I shall be making tortilla dough in a few moments.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 7:24, archived)

mmm, nice. cornmeal?

i bought rotis today, so it's a no cookery weekend for me.

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postbear has metal knees, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 7:27, archived)

Wheat, it's what I have.

Gotta get some new corn flour.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 7:35, archived)

i only use it for cornbread so i don't use the fine stuff.

it's more of a fall/winter food for me, too.

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postbear has metal knees, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 7:41, archived)

hahahah.

wow. oh my god. how horrible.

ha ha haa.

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d d, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 7:11, archived)

it gets funnier, you know.

greyhound had an ad campaign going that was terribly appropriate.

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postbear has metal knees, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 7:18, archived)

buses give me rage

the RAGING HORN THAT IS.

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connor, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 7:25, archived)

HEY DRIVER, GO OVER SOME MORE BUMPS, OK? I'M ALMOST READY TO EJACULATE.

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postbear has metal knees, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 7:28, archived)

How very ironic

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 8:06, archived)

Thats up to the minute topical

Is there a whale in the Thames?

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Rapscallion is it fashion or disease?, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 8:06, archived)

goodybe cetacean,

i never really knew you at all.

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postbear has metal knees, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 8:07, archived)

I used to feel the same way, but I'm very much not sure any more.

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 8:06, archived)

i have outlets for my rage these days so it gets dulled before i rampage.

lacking those outlets i think i would have a great problem resisting my urges.

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postbear has metal knees, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 8:10, archived)

you are a fucking looney

best if you just top yourself, there's a good fellow.

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Flash_Bastard, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 11:43, archived)

Cement

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 6:20, archived)

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 6:22, archived)

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 10 Aug 2008, 6:27, archived)

your a rock and roll suicide.

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d d, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 6:27, archived)

Sometimes I wish I was a rock and roll suicide, doctory dyslexia.

But today is BBQ day and I have RESPONSIBILITIES.

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gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 6:30, archived)

you're a song for bob dylan then my friend.

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d d, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 6:31, archived)

No, I am Mickey Rooney in Breakfast at Tiffanys

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gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 6:33, archived)

oops my mistake i guess.

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d d, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 6:34, archived)

Don't worry, you're not the first.

Someone asked me if I was German once.

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gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 6:36, archived)

Are you German?

Or just like, really gay?

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 6:48, archived)

or both?

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 6:52, archived)

you can't be both.

thats stupid.

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d d, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 6:53, archived)

When it is, it is indeed stupid.

Look at Herman Goering, both and was totally stupid.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 6:57, archived)

you're a space oddity

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Microwave, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 6:30, archived)

aaaw thats sweet.

i've always thought of you as a queen bitch.

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d d, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 6:32, archived)

If I had Paint on this laptop I would probably draw a last panel with the guy on the right getting bummed

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 6:52, archived)

you would now,

wouldn't you

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 6:58, archived)

hmmmm.....

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 6:54, archived)

ahahaha!!

aceness!

just love the drawing style :)

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 6:59, archived)

man, i love swallowing semen.

oh.

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postbear has metal knees, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 7:05, archived)

totaly understandable.

you read it in french

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 7:41, archived)

may wee.

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postbear has metal knees, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 7:48, archived)

Ehehehehe

Been there

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Rapscallion is it fashion or disease?, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 7:59, archived)

well I liked it :D

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 11:51, archived)

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Microwave, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 6:17, archived)

Living off the flesh of others foolish enough to try, no doubt.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 6:22, archived)

Just keep turning left

you'll get out eventually.

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gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 6:26, archived)

^This hard^

Except if it's one of the new fangled mazes.

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Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Fri 15 Aug 2008, 20:46, archived)

i love microwave.

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d d, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 6:26, archived)

your a starman.

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d d, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 6:28, archived)

oh yes. i love your stuff.

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postbear has metal knees, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 7:07, archived)

Gary and Martin enjoy a day on the water

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gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 5:43, archived)

GARY AND MARTIN ENJOY A DAY ON THE WATER.

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gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 5:49, archived)

IT ENDED BADLY. IT ALWAYS DOES.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 5:53, archived)

SPOILER ALERT

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gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 5:57, archived)

Look out guys, Frasier wants to crash the party

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gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 5:56, archived)

BOATS, MOTHERFUCKER.

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d d, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 6:02, archived)

Steven Tyler got the wrong address YET AGAIN

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gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 6:09, archived)

what a bonehead.

what a boner.

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d d, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 6:14, archived)

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 6:15, archived)

SPEEDY METH DELIVERY

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 6:55, archived)

WHAT HAPPENED NEXT

I AM WAITING

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 6:11, archived)

Gary and Martin called the Royal Party Police then everyone went home anyway when they found out that Bernie Mac wasn't really dead.

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gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 6:22, archived)

THAT'S WRONG! "BOAT AND MOTHERFUCKER" IS NOT...

...THE SAME AS "BOATS, MOTHERFUCKER!"

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 6:25, archived)

Say what you want about Prince Charles, he knows how to control a party.

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gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 6:27, archived)

...which is allways awesome.

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d d, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 6:34, archived)

"MOTHERFUCKERS NEED SOME GOD DAMN CONTROL"

- Prince Charles

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gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 6:37, archived)

gary doesn't seem to be having as much fun as martin in this picture.

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d d, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 6:17, archived)

Gary just has trouble expressing himself.

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gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 6:23, archived)

PLEASE TO ENSURE ADEQUATE PRECAUTIONS ARE UNDERTAKEN FOR SAFETY

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 6:51, archived)

SAFETY IS IMPORTANT

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 6:55, archived)

YES

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gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 7:55, archived)

FUCK YOU. MODS AREN'T ALLOWED TO POST PICS YOU CHEATER.

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postbear has metal knees, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 7:22, archived)

Desire & Despair

Bit too trannified, but hey ho.

Destruction Dream Death Destiny

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 5:32, archived)

s'all good innit

maybe both of them really wanna spitroast a tranny...

I'm liking these lots.

I feel Neil would to. :)

right it's dawn. I'm to bed.

x

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arrangedletters, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 5:35, archived)

n'night

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 5:56, archived)

Is that all of them?

/Hasn't got that far in Sandman series yet

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Rapscallion is it fashion or disease?, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 8:02, archived)

bewbage!

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 10 Aug 2008, 6:38, archived)

man, i can't stand edward hopper.

i'd burn his paintings if i could.

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postbear has metal knees, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 7:36, archived)

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