(blyerkite k trilby,
Sun 10 Aug 2008, 13:37,
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why is it sad :(
(My Ass Is On Firedue to constant gas leak,
Sun 10 Aug 2008, 11:41,
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Maybe somebody spelt its name wrong.
(_Felix's school of dance and occult sciences,
Sun 10 Aug 2008, 11:45,
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:(
or beacuse it has no arms.
(My Ass Is On Firedue to constant gas leak,
Sun 10 Aug 2008, 11:46,
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he ripped them off and tried to beat himself to death with them
only to realise his ultimate folly
(discomeatsThis canoe,
Sun 10 Aug 2008, 11:54,
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poor bugger
(My Ass Is On Firedue to constant gas leak,
Sun 10 Aug 2008, 12:01,
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that is a very stylish jizzstain :)
(k3b/-\bPeace man.,
Sun 10 Aug 2008, 11:30,
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is any of this done on canvus?
(Neon BlueAh ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!,
Sun 10 Aug 2008, 11:57,
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How does a demon know what ipod is?
He doesn't. That is why he uses it to stir tea. Silly demon. CFB, 145kb. (It's not really worth enlarging if you can already see it clearly; I'm just including the bigger one in case it's hard to see on larger monitors.)
(b0rk3dJokes are better than technique!,
Sun 10 Aug 2008, 10:52,
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Pfft, I doubt it.
I did draw this partly as a pisstake of how everyone (exaggeration) draws their characters with ipods, even if they wouldn't be able to use them (wolf characters, etc.).
(k3b/-\bPeace man.,
Sun 10 Aug 2008, 10:55,
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I always think your demons look rather nice.
Like I could play catch with them. Do you draw scary ones? Or am I just being bigoted in assuming all demons are scary?
(the_rhyme_ministerhas a little bit of gold and a pager,
Sun 10 Aug 2008, 11:04,
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I do draw scary ones sometimes but they rarely leave my sketchbook.
These feathery/scaly guys are meant to be nice, as demons go. They'd probably enjoy messing with you but it's unlikely they'd do anything cruel or twisted to you.
I'll see if I can get the journal article: J. Ultrasound Med., Vol. 6, Issue 2, 111 February 1, 1987
(k3b/-\bPeace man.,
Sun 10 Aug 2008, 10:09,
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she will be a slut.
fact.
(My Ass Is On Firedue to constant gas leak,
Sun 10 Aug 2008, 10:12,
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Be awesome to meet her now...
(k3b/-\bPeace man.,
Sun 10 Aug 2008, 10:17,
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it worries me as to what you were searching for to find that ;P
(prodigy69broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Sun 10 Aug 2008, 10:14,
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it is a bit worrying.
I think I got linked to it by someone in the medical field. I don't think it came up on a porn search. It may have even been linked on here, I really can't remember.
It's pretty old. And I can't access the journal :(
(k3b/-\bPeace man.,
Sun 10 Aug 2008, 8:56,
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the reply button is ........................................................................................................................................^
(k3b/-\bPeace man.,
Sun 10 Aug 2008, 9:11,
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that's the ignore.
edit: now you've just missed everything.
(My Ass Is On Firedue to constant gas leak,
Sun 10 Aug 2008, 9:11,
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I was hoping no one would notice.
and would start commenting on my picture with took me several minutes to craft. ed: it's under reply for me...
(k3b/-\bPeace man.,
Sun 10 Aug 2008, 9:14,
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Aaah. But the snooze button is nearer.
Too early on a Sunday to expect responses for any boarders without kids....!
(collapsibletankprocreates,
Sun 10 Aug 2008, 9:13,
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:( medicore posted and he wanted this alphabet...
(k3b/-\bPeace man.,
Sun 10 Aug 2008, 9:15,
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the best thing about starting projects like this is abandoning them after a few days.
the first few are fun, then it gets tedious and the alphabet is shit anyway, so why bother following that tiresome formula? in a few weeks you'll discover a half-hearted pic you didn't complete marking the premature end of the series and you'll think "thank fuck i didn't bother!" and wonder why you even started in the first place.
or, that's me and what i do.
(postbearhas metal knees,
Sun 10 Aug 2008, 9:17,
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true. but it was a request. I'm thinking it's not worth it
(k3b/-\bPeace man.,
Sun 10 Aug 2008, 9:19,
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oh. well, if it's a request you're now obligated to do them all, forever, no matter what.
otherwise you're clearly a vile sociopath and should be shunned.
(postbearhas metal knees,
Sun 10 Aug 2008, 9:21,
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I could do several at a time...
(k3b/-\bPeace man.,
Sun 10 Aug 2008, 9:25,
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you can't even do one..
who are you kidding?
maybe a really ugly, fat one.
(My Ass Is On Firedue to constant gas leak,
Sun 10 Aug 2008, 9:30,
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*crys*
(k3b/-\bPeace man.,
Sun 10 Aug 2008, 9:30,
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*pets*
don't cry.. look at the bright side.. you can't get AIDS now can ya?
(My Ass Is On Firedue to constant gas leak,
Sun 10 Aug 2008, 9:32,
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I suppose I could bugger a monkey
(k3b/-\bPeace man.,
Sun 10 Aug 2008, 9:35,
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i wanted to shop you into this.. but i decided to not be arsed
(My Ass Is On Firedue to constant gas leak,
Sun 10 Aug 2008, 9:43,
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I knew about it, the idea has been kicking around for a while
but some people whinge at the concept of eating roo. dunno why.
(k3b/-\bPeace man.,
Sun 10 Aug 2008, 9:46,
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sounds delicious to be honest.
(My Ass Is On Firedue to constant gas leak,
Sun 10 Aug 2008, 10:03,
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: D
xbox
*snigger*
(strutherswhen you call my name it's like a little prayer,
Sun 10 Aug 2008, 9:22,
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x-rated tuna sandwich would be better...
(k3b/-\bPeace man.,
Sun 10 Aug 2008, 9:27,
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I don't see how a cock would fit in there
ps: I applaud these
(mediocreha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sun 10 Aug 2008, 9:23,
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it's ok sweetie, I'll strech you with my finger first...
(k3b/-\bPeace man.,
Sun 10 Aug 2008, 9:27,
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My sister just got her bike drivers licence
so I thought I'd make her this
(mediocreha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sun 10 Aug 2008, 8:45,
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is that her?
would! and of course...
(k3b/-\bPeace man.,
Sun 10 Aug 2008, 8:47,
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(My Ass Is On Firedue to constant gas leak,
Sun 10 Aug 2008, 8:55,
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that's pretty good. :)
(k3b/-\bPeace man.,
Sun 10 Aug 2008, 8:57,
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Your sister has one ripped arm and one puny arm
not unlike Roger Federer. Amiright?
(strutherswhen you call my name it's like a little prayer,
Sun 10 Aug 2008, 8:48,
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Dude, you made your sister look hot
(hankemurphy, I'm a mess,
Sun 10 Aug 2008, 8:49,
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is that her face?
i rode when i was a kid, and then my sister and her bf got into a terrible accident and they were great, safe drivers. the car didn't hit them, but they had to swerve and fall to avoid it and they both left a lot of skin on the road.
no thanks, car drivers just don't give a fuck about other people, particularly motorcyclists, pedestrians and bicyclists.
i do walk and bicycle about, but very defensively and i avoid the 'bad' roads. i hope your sister is safe and gives it up in a few years.
(postbearhas metal knees,
Sun 10 Aug 2008, 8:52,
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I hope she's safe too
I'm considering getting me a licence too though, but what's been keeping me back is the safety thing.
(mediocreha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sun 10 Aug 2008, 9:05,
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take some courses - some good courses.
best of luck.
(postbearhas metal knees,
Sun 10 Aug 2008, 9:19,
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Heh, I think I will
(mediocreha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sun 10 Aug 2008, 9:23,
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You'll be fine
if you don't ride like a n00b. Just 'cause the bike will do 185mph doesn't mean you have to do 185mph down a roads overtaking into bends etc.
(Tahkcalbω∞ for sigs,
Sun 10 Aug 2008, 8:30,
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You mean
doctor dyslexia's not dead either?!
*swoons*
(strutherswhen you call my name it's like a little prayer,
Sun 10 Aug 2008, 8:41,
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it's bloody annoying, I mean I was preparing to rape her/his corpse and then...
(k3b/-\bPeace man.,
Sun 10 Aug 2008, 8:43,
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It's inconvenient for you
and more than a little disrespectful on her/his part.
(strutherswhen you call my name it's like a little prayer,
Sun 10 Aug 2008, 8:47,
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I'm not going to argue about the taste in humour...
(k3b/-\bPeace man.,
Sun 10 Aug 2008, 8:48,
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OH YES YOU ARE!
(strutherswhen you call my name it's like a little prayer,
Sun 10 Aug 2008, 8:49,
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OH NO I'M NOT!!
(k3b/-\bPeace man.,
Sun 10 Aug 2008, 8:51,
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i had to google "bernie dead" to see who you were referring to.
reading about him, i'll guess that he died because his humour gland had shrivelled away to nothing a long time ago.
(postbearhas metal knees,
Sun 10 Aug 2008, 8:26,
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i watched the video they posted alongside the wired.com article about his death
unbelievable. the man has filled a whole stadium and has no jokes at all. "hey.. you know black people" (audience falls about laughing) "well you know.. i mean.. i like white people... they be like" (audience falls about laughing)
(My Ass Is On Firedue to constant gas leak,
Sun 10 Aug 2008, 8:39,
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nah, it's just that most comedians are crap.
probably because most people are braindead.
(postbearhas metal knees,
Sun 10 Aug 2008, 8:43,
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this and a half.
(k3b/-\bPeace man.,
Sun 10 Aug 2008, 8:45,
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Dat's coz
white folks don't understan' that shit. Know'm sayin? Dey be all like "Well, gee Robert, I don't know what the heck he's talking about!" Know'm sayin? Shiiit y'all.
(strutherswhen you call my name it's like a little prayer,
Sun 10 Aug 2008, 8:44,
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hahaha!!! FUKIN' WAN-KERRRRRS YE NOOOOOOOOOO!!!
(k3b/-\bPeace man.,
Sun 10 Aug 2008, 8:47,
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Cocking hell
You weren't joking. That's some unfunny shit and I doubt everyone in the audience honestly thinks it's comedy gold.
(My Future SelfStay Gold Ponyboy. Stay Gold.,
Sun 10 Aug 2008, 8:42,
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it's funny becuase he may or may not be dead.
(k3b/-\bPeace man.,
Sun 10 Aug 2008, 8:44,
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like schrödinger's cat.
(urbane legendi have known the inexorable sadness of pencils,
Sun 10 Aug 2008, 10:51,
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GREETINGS!!!
(Rapscallionis it fashion or disease?,
Sun 10 Aug 2008, 7:54,
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oh hai, skinned testicle.
(postbearhas metal knees,
Sun 10 Aug 2008, 7:56,
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It is a sentient bollock
(k3b/-\bPeace man.,
Sun 10 Aug 2008, 7:59,
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the same might be said of you
(Monsunbeery wanderlust,
Sun 10 Aug 2008, 8:00,
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indeed.
(k3b/-\bPeace man.,
Sun 10 Aug 2008, 8:06,
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Aren't we all, in one way or another?
or maybe not
(Rapscallionis it fashion or disease?,
Sun 10 Aug 2008, 8:07,
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i know i am
(Monsunbeery wanderlust,
Sun 10 Aug 2008, 8:14,
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(Tahkcalbω∞ for sigs,
Sun 10 Aug 2008, 7:38,
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that is cool.
(k3b/-\bPeace man.,
Sun 10 Aug 2008, 7:40,
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Anyone know where I can get a Suicide Girl login and passord?
I'm not being funny and ironic, I need to masterbate.
Also: woo picture.
(hankemurphy, I'm a mess,
Sun 10 Aug 2008, 7:43,
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man, i posted snuff porn just below.
forget the suicide girls, go for the murder men.
(postbearhas metal knees,
Sun 10 Aug 2008, 7:47,
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heh
Dude, that guy's a punk. Carl Panzram would have taken that 18 year old boy for a walk, raped the shit out of him, THEN robbed him, THEN killed him, and would have done 20 more times before getting caught and killing someone in prison to force the state's hand and get himself executed because he was tired of living.
Though I guess freaking out Canadians is cool too.
(hankemurphy, I'm a mess,
Sun 10 Aug 2008, 7:56,
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i think it's compulsory to be a serial killer in minnesota.
panzram was entertaining, but i like the quiet, creepy guys more. joachim kroll, des nilsen - that type.
(postbearhas metal knees,
Sun 10 Aug 2008, 7:59,
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I will check them out
HH Holmes is my all time favorite, however.
(hankemurphy, I'm a mess,
Sun 10 Aug 2008, 8:01,
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really?
holmes is interesting, i agree, but i've yet to read anything new on him that develops him as a person. i guess he's so well-known that everything that can be said has been said already.
i'm a big fan of edmund kemper too. and there are some fun, if only partly true, tales of chikatilo.
(postbearhas metal knees,
Sun 10 Aug 2008, 8:06,
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I'm somewhat new to the whole serial-killer-fascination scene, I just learned about Holmes recently
I don't mind that the character is a little oblique, I just like the tapestry of facts.
I also am interested in the serial killers that don't act alone. I was reading about one guy who had two teenage boy lovers that helped him and eventually ended up killing him.
edit: Ed Kemper is pretty amazing. I also just love that he was a crazy, murderous giant.
(hankemurphy, I'm a mess,
Sun 10 Aug 2008, 8:17,
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dean corll - he was great!
bittaker and norris had a bad couple of books written about them. henry lee lucas and ottis toole are a marvel, though.
edit: kemper had a brilliant sense of humour. he made a lot of great jokes about his mother, befroe and after he killed her.
(postbearhas metal knees,
Sun 10 Aug 2008, 8:21,
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This has been a very fruitful conversation
(hankemurphy, I'm a mess,
Sun 10 Aug 2008, 8:28,
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i still want to know the detials of surendra koli and moninder singh pandher.
every time i read a new story on them it contradicts what i have read before. i hope there's a good book in the works.
delfina and maria de jesus gonzalez are worth reading about, too.
(postbearhas metal knees,
Sun 10 Aug 2008, 8:36,
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(postbearhas metal knees,
Sun 10 Aug 2008, 7:45,
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in the news....
a friend and i were out for a drive today talking about important things. he got quiet for a minute and then said "i know i can say this to you because you'll understand - that guy in the news? the one who killed the other guy on the bus? i understand him completely. i might not be at his stage yet, but i sympathise with him. i'd never convict him if i were on his jury. i've wanted to kill a whole lot of people lately."
he told me because i feel pretty much the same way, but when he told another person we both know, that guy got creeped out and made some annoying comment about mental health professionals.
(postbearhas metal knees,
Sun 10 Aug 2008, 7:04,
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I'd agree with that. Although randomly killing strangers on a bus isn't cool
(k3b/-\bPeace man.,
Sun 10 Aug 2008, 7:09,
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well...
...there are times that i see your point. then again, 99% of humans are worthless dung, so the random part isn't really a problem. and, we don't know if this was truly random - maybe the dead guy was slamming his seat back on the guy's knees. maybe he smelled like cheap cologne. maybe he played bad disco on his mp3 player loudly enough to annoy the people around him. maybe he voted conservative.
we just don't have all the facts. so, it's more likely that he deserved it.
(postbearhas metal knees,
Sun 10 Aug 2008, 7:13,
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the worthless thing is relative to other people.
and I'd be bloody annoyed if someone decapitated me on a bus just out of the blue.
Although I can understand the overwhelming desire to do it sometimes.
(k3b/-\bPeace man.,
Sun 10 Aug 2008, 7:17,
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it wouldn't be you as the victim, you're a good person.
it would be someone who is nasty and makes people want to behead them.
(postbearhas metal knees,
Sun 10 Aug 2008, 7:20,
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aye there's the rub
other people may not measure me as a good person, but as a person they wish to behead.
I think this will generalise, such that: for every person, Bob, there probably exists another person who values Bob as good, and another person that wishes to chop Bob's head off.
(k3b/-\bPeace man.,
Sun 10 Aug 2008, 7:26,
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of course, i do understand that.
but i still get in these moods a lot, when some ignorant simpleton breaks 48 rules of the standard social contract and then becomes loud and rude when gently told that s/he is being a problem. these are the people who i suspect are being beheaded, not the ones who are just mild pains in the ass.
(postbearhas metal knees,
Sun 10 Aug 2008, 7:30,
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oh yeah I see that every day.
although I don't normally carry a machete.
(k3b/-\bPeace man.,
Sun 10 Aug 2008, 7:32,
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i always carry a knife.
a few years ago i was stopped by the cops and they asked if i had any weapons. "just a knife," i said. they asked why and i told them i'd carried a jacknife every day since i was a little kid. i don't think they got it, but a swiss army knife is tough to kill people.
thankfully i'm a determined person.
(postbearhas metal knees,
Sun 10 Aug 2008, 7:39,
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same here, but mine's only got a blade length of a couple of inches.
I'm sure there's a length gag waiting to be done...
(k3b/-\bPeace man.,
Sun 10 Aug 2008, 7:44,
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Nothing peaks people's hind-brain responses like being in a confined space on a dangerous machine with noisy smelly strangers.
On a purely biological level it can be understood as a survival instinct. But you'd have to be seriously negleted and isolated as a person to get as far as that guy.
I've never been quite sure who's fault it is for being socially isolated.
I'm fairly social isolated, by comparison a social 'norm'. Is it my fault for not really instantly liking people? Is it other people's fault for ignoring me?
(k3b/-\bPeace man.,
Sun 10 Aug 2008, 7:35,
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