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# Stylish!
(thediscokingpin, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 3:05, archived)
# Beep-beep
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 3:07, archived)
# eh...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 3:43, archived)
# You don't like it?
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 3:56, archived)
# I like it.
Though I'm not laughing as I should be.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 3:11, archived)
# So you're
attracted to it?
(thediscokingpin, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 3:12, archived)
# I've already had two wanks.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 3:13, archived)
[challenge entry] I think I'll come back in a week.


It's a bit much to come to a humour site to escape the world and see that some twat has decided on a week of "my cat/dog/etc died" I'd rather not.

If you want I can post photos of my dog that died riddled with visible fat tumours, after being having his life sapped away by Cushing's disease.

Someone I know diagonsed with a neurilogical disease. A person in the same department as me suddenly died from menigitis on the weekend. He was 39. I found out this morning someone else I did first year with had died from a brain injury sustained playing soccer.

I don't need /board full of more misery. For those that stay, enjoy your week of unhappy pictures. The dead cats, the burning monks and the starving children.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 14 Aug 2008, 2:41, archived)
# or you could post some funny pictures, instead.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 2:43, archived)
# To have them pushed off the board by misery.
I think I have a black sense of humour. But this week, it's too much.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 14 Aug 2008, 2:44, archived)
# May I recommend /b/?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 2:45, archived)
# no ta.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 14 Aug 2008, 2:47, archived)
# How about you ignore EVERYONE and then post some happy stuff?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 2:54, archived)
# WORK IT!
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 2:46, archived)
# BREAK IT DOWN.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 2:47, archived)
# FREEBASE!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 2:51, archived)
# *bops along*
Hello, long time not botherer, been a while talking on board
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 2:55, archived)
# OH NO WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH MY DRUGES
 
yeah, been busy with work.
BUT THIS WEEK I AM MAKING SOME TIME FOR FUN
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 3:08, archived)
# *does the work busy five*
I've missed making images like cock money and the like.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 3:12, archived)
# Here, have a fresh off the grill freebase
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 3:01, archived)
# WOAH
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 3:08, archived)
# Hot!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 3:11, archived)
# hahaha
I like that.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 3:14, archived)
# I CANNOT ENDORSE THIS EARTHQUAKE EXERCISE PLAN.
IT IS NOT SAFE.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 2:47, archived)
# WORK THOSE MULES
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 2:48, archived)
# oh im sorry to hear that. you are a favorite of mine.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 2:59, archived)
# Tha would never work.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 2:54, archived)
# YOU'RE BRINGING THE BOARD DOWN, BAB.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 2:43, archived)
# I'm working to bring it down from underneath.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 14 Aug 2008, 2:48, archived)
# Chill.
Sometimes there is lols.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 2:44, archived)
# I'm not really stropping/flouncing.
Yes, I'm sure there will be some funny images. But I don't wanna look through a tonne of bad ones. Like a fat bloke eating a hamburger kicking that starving african child (the one that has been memed a bit)
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 14 Aug 2008, 2:46, archived)
# /board is always like that.
14 tonnes of dross for the 1 shiny golden nugget.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 2:52, archived)
# you terrible, terrible bully.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 2:47, archived)
# Yeah, can't say this one grabs me either
but tbh, most of the entries I've seen so far aren't that sad. Plus, you could take it as a challenge to make something that's really-sad-but-not-actually-sad. It's, a challenge innit?

Or we'll just see you this time next week :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 2:46, archived)
# this time next week I think.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 14 Aug 2008, 2:47, archived)
# D:/
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 2:51, archived)
# :(
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 14 Aug 2008, 3:04, archived)
# theres already 5 pages of stuff
and the contests only been going like 5 hours :(
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 2:51, archived)
# I am one big depressed, miserable cunt
So I welcome this challenge
(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 2:51, archived)
# I am one big depressed, miserable cunt
and I don't!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 14 Aug 2008, 3:03, archived)
# this with hats on!
its almost as bad as the question of the week - lets talk about your most depressing thing ever - yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 2:51, archived)
# Thanks for agreement
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 14 Aug 2008, 2:55, archived)
# I see what you've done here.
Very clever!
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 2:53, archived)
# not really clever.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 14 Aug 2008, 2:54, archived)
# no one even said "dibs on the corpse" :(
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 2:55, archived)
# It was implied
when I licked him.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 2:57, archived)
# Can't say I see it your way.
Another movie compo, now that would
be a reason to avoid /board for a week.

Enjoy the rest, sounds like a harsh point in life.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 2:54, archived)
# I'm alright, I just don't need my escapism to be miserable as well.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 14 Aug 2008, 2:56, archived)
# Another movie poster compo would probably result in another Dunblane
(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 2:57, archived)
# I kinda feel the same way
so I doubled my antidepressant dose.

LOLZ HERE I COME
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 2:55, archived)
# lucky you.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 14 Aug 2008, 2:57, archived)
# Ohhh, what you on?
Setraline?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 2:59, archived)
# Citalopram
(generic Celexa)

Is there a badge for "mentil b3tans on meds" or some such? Because there probably should be.
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 3:01, archived)
# Having an account?
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 3:02, archived)
# yeah, I guess that's an indication of mentil right there.
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 3:10, archived)
# I've not heard of that one. Valium and Setraline serves me well. I'm trying to ween myself off it though. Mainly by isolating myself, drinking and smoking.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 3:04, archived)
# you can bet the talk board do.
 
they're always on about their meds.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 3:09, archived)
# why does that not surprise me...
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 3:12, archived)
# Indeed they are, the
tedious fucks.
(thediscokingpin, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 3:15, archived)
# this compo is not working out the way i wanted it to.
i wanted funny saddness not this shitty "heres an old picture of a guy getting killed by a soilder, it would be funny if i added clown hats to it." ugh. this makes me depressed.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 2:56, archived)
# Perhaps it is you who must show us the way.
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 2:59, archived)
# That is obviously hillarious.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 14 Aug 2008, 3:02, archived)
[challenge entry] ugh. this compo has been a disaster and its only the first day.
oh god. im so sorry you guys. i only made the suggestion as a joke and the b3ta gods took it seriously and oh god. i'm so disappointed with myself.

(I helped save b3ta! d d, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 3:09, archived)
# I still love you.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 3:14, archived)
# Proof positive
that there are no shit compo ideas, only shit boarders with shit execution.

Hooray!
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 4:01, archived)
# aaaaw. thanks. thats sweet.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 4:30, archived)
# It was a good suggestion (I clicked it)
I fear the lines between sad and sick have been blurred.....
(I helped save b3ta! KateCal it's the wind...the wind....., Thu 14 Aug 2008, 9:26, archived)
# Don't back down now
(thediscokingpin, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 3:11, archived)
# Worth a click.
This gets a click, totally.
(Almar wonders what will go wrong this week, Fri 15 Aug 2008, 17:53, archived)
[challenge entry] Finding Nemo - The sequel
(diaper, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 2:23, archived)
# Ha Ha
:)
Poor Nemo.

He's had his chips
(I helped save b3ta! Occulus Swallowed, instead of spat, on, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 2:28, archived)
# FINDING NEMO DEAD:
IMPALED ON MY COCK.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 2:29, archived)
# Just like in Hot Shots Part Deux!
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 2:30, archived)
# SHEEN SHEEN SHEEN SHEEN SHEENLY SHEEN SHEEN SHEEN
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 2:31, archived)
# ANTISHEEN ANTISHEEN ANTISHEEN ANTISHEEN ANTISHEENLY ANTISHEEN ANTISHEEN ANTISHEEN
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 2:32, archived)
# FUN FACT: RYAN STILES LATER WORKED WITH SHEEN IN AN OCCASIONAL ROLE IN THE SITUATION COMEDY TWO HALVES OF A MAN
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 2:34, archived)
# I like the themetune.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 2:36, archived)
# OBEY:WANK
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 2:34, archived)
# BASTWANK.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 2:36, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 2:38, archived)
# A RUPTURE: IN MY: GLAND.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 2:39, archived)
# ahhh
such happy memories.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 2:40, archived)
# MEANWHILE..
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 2:37, archived)
# hoo hoo
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 2:56, archived)
# pow
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 2:21, archived)
# hehehe
most woo! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 2:21, archived)
# OH NO THIS MAKES ME SOB UNCONTROLLABLY IT IS SUCH A SAD PICTURE
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 2:22, archived)
# emo
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 2:22, archived)
# if you need me, I'll be in the bath.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 2:23, archived)
# *gives toaster*
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 2:24, archived)
# HOTT!
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 2:25, archived)
# This pleases me.
I'm using your "youll never reach the top that way....etc" as my background. its cool. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 2:22, archived)
# Fucking wizards.
Woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 2:23, archived)
# Agreed.
Wizards are to blame for this.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 2:23, archived)
# definatly wizards
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 2:25, archived)
# GOSH DARN WIZARDS MAKIN UP STUFF AS THEY GO ALONG

IT SHOULDNT AUGHTA BE ALLOWED :((((
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 2:27, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 2:33, archived)
# OH GOD! WHAT?
WHAT?!
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 2:36, archived)
# I CAN TOTALLY RIP YOU OFF NOW.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 2:37, archived)
# OH FUCK.
ANOTHER NEVILLE CLONE JOINS THE FLOCK.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 2:39, archived)
# EXCEPT FOR THAT I HAVE NO FUNNIES. ONLY STUFF WITH CAT FACES.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 2:40, archived)
# TTSSATTSR: CLONE OF NEVILLE CLONE.
A NEW DAWN IS RISING AND IT IS PIPES.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 2:41, archived)
# OH NO YOU TERRIBLE PEOPLE DON HERTZFELDT WILL TOTALLY SUE YOU FOR DRAWING STICK FIGURES
 
THE LAMEASS FUCKER
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 2:42, archived)
# I never heard the full story of that.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 2:45, archived)
# he is a lameass fucker and that is about that.
 
www.b3ta.com/board/3893129
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 2:47, archived)
# weee
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 2:33, archived)
# Loldemons.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 2:34, archived)
# That is quite the situation there little demon.
Wizards in the butt can be very serious.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 2:36, archived)
# agreed
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 2:49, archived)
# ahahaha.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 2:51, archived)
# *glees like a three year old with two buckets of sugar*
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 2:57, archived)
# hahahaahah
I wish to make oddness again
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 2:57, archived)
# yay!
much goodness :D
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 2:31, archived)
# My hand hurts.


Previously:
Tremors/Grabboids!
Tiananman Square

1.2mb unfinished SA project
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 2:13, archived)
# stop wanking then. etc.
Very woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 2:14, archived)
# woo very nice!
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(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 2:16, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 2:18, archived)
# rather woo!
makes me want lego :)
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 2:20, archived)
# Eeeee!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 2:22, archived)
# Nice pixels Mike.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 2:32, archived)
# CELEBRATORY PICTURE.
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 1:58, archived)
# 'sup
I haven't seen pop rocks in ageeeeees.
Also celebrating what?
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 1:59, archived)
# yo.
Celebrating pop rocks. :D
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 2:00, archived)
# Good celebration!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 2:01, archived)
# Cool.
I'm celebrating having alcohol by drinking it.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 2:08, archived)
# Celebrating the fact her eyes look like the Tyne bridge
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 2:02, archived)
# I don't get it...
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 2:12, archived)
# Here is a picture of the tyne bridge for comparison.
www.northeastengland.talktalk.net/TyneBridge1.jpg
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 2:13, archived)
# Ooooooh.
I get it. :D
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 2:36, archived)
# Mmmmm, industrial by-product.
With carnauba wax and everything?
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 2:03, archived)
# Yaaay!
;D
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 2:12, archived)
# Bubble gum ones are nice, yes.
Grape flavour is the best. No gum powder
most times, but it makes up for it in artificiality.

Also
Fizz candy(Zotz)
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 2:17, archived)
# Nice!
Also:

-----Dear TSUKIYOMI Please read our FAQ. Cheers.-----

It contains much knowledge about how to fit in and do things right.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 2:06, archived)
# CELEBRATING YOU BEING A DOUCHE?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 2:07, archived)
# BURN.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 2:08, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 2:08, archived)
# QUIET STIMPY YOU I-DIOT!
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 2:09, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 2:09, archived)
# *OHGOADTHATSTOOMUCHFLUFFYSADNESSAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWSPLOSION!*
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 2:09, archived)
# PLAMBLOODSCREAM.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 2:11, archived)
# If Im ever in a death metal band
I will call it Napalm Blood Scream.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 2:13, archived)
# Yaaaaaayyy!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 2:19, archived)
# Surely you should call it Sir Reginald Perrin's Politcal Motivated Gastric Pantaloon Implosion.
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 2:21, archived)
# two helicopters stealing liquid from a large glass.
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 2:13, archived)
# HELLO, SPOREMAN.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 2:13, archived)
# hello!
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 2:15, archived)
# I really like it like that.
 
Don't you like it like that?
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 2:27, archived)
# It is the way.
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 2:32, archived)
# I said I like it like that.
 
www.youtube.com/watch?v=IGndpuSkWpo
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 2:36, archived)
# *submits*
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 15:25, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
I can't unsee that now.
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 2:15, archived)
# >:(
CANNOT UNSEE.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 2:19, archived)
# YES
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 2:12, archived)
# I THOUGHT SO. YOUR EYES SO BADLY AREN'T LIKE THAT. YOU'RE LYING THROUGH THE MEDIUM OF ART.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 2:21, archived)
# Yeah they are!
They are totally like that
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 2:39, archived)
# NO. BECAUSE THEY LOOK NICE. BUT YOU'RE NOT NICE. SO IT CAN'T BE.
IN CONCLUSION: YOU'RE WRONG.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 2:40, archived)
# I AM A NICE PERSON!
I AM A VERY NICE PERSON FOR FUCKS SAKE YOU CUNT...




Oh...oops.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 2:50, archived)
# BAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW.
My feeeeeelings :(
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 2:52, archived)
# AWWWWWWW
I'm sorry. It's tourettes.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 2:58, archived)
# :(((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((
I'm sad now.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 3:00, archived)
# yay!
GUM :D
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 2:20, archived)
[challenge entry] Fairly sad, a sad tale:

To survive a cow-falling only to be shot down, what a terrible world we live in D:
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Thu 14 Aug 2008, 1:46, archived)
[challenge entry] COWS!
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 1:47, archived)
# Hahaha :D
Cows are the best ^.^
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Thu 14 Aug 2008, 1:48, archived)
# NEW MINCEMILK.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 1:50, archived)
# \0/
Fresh cow juice, yeehaw!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 1:51, archived)
# hmmmm
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 1:53, archived)
# Hahaha what the hell :D
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Thu 14 Aug 2008, 1:54, archived)
[challenge entry] This is my kitten Sammy. He died January 18th of feline AIDS. =(

He was 18 and had AIDS for 11 years.
(I helped save b3ta! Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 1:45, archived)
# How is this not funny?
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 1:46, archived)
# The king is dead.
Long live the king.

King Sammy. =(
(I helped save b3ta! Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 1:47, archived)
[challenge entry] :O
noOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooo! HE LIVES!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=opAXZKMQkq4

:d
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 1:49, archived)
# If he died at 18
Surely he wasn't a kitten.
(max0000000000000 jokes, jokes, jokes, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 1:48, archived)
# He was MY kitten.
He was the king. =(
(I helped save b3ta! Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 1:50, archived)
# Are cat AIDS just as bad as human AIDS?
Or were his 11 years with it not that bad
(max0000000000000 jokes, jokes, jokes, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 1:51, archived)
# No, they're stoatally different.
AHAHAHAHA.

Oh wait....
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 1:52, archived)
# No. It usually takes ten years to kill, and most cats acquire it with less than that left in their lives anyway.
He had heart complications from fluid build up due to infections.
(I helped save b3ta! Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 1:53, archived)
# Ok
This challenge is rather hard, how can you click 'I Like This' on some thing that makes you sad.
(max0000000000000 jokes, jokes, jokes, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 1:56, archived)
# Just think EMO.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 2:02, archived)
# And click Ignore?
(max0000000000000 jokes, jokes, jokes, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 2:05, archived)
# This is sad :((((((((((((((((((((((
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 1:48, archived)
# :'(
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 1:50, archived)
# I HAD A CAT ONCE.
IT BIT ME.

I STILL LIKE CATS.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 1:54, archived)
# IF I BITE YOU HARD, WILL YOU LOVE ME?
(I helped save b3ta! Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 1:54, archived)
# NO YOU ARE NOT A CAT.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 1:55, archived)
# I AM A CRAB.
(I helped save b3ta! Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 1:55, archived)
# YOU ARE A NONSENSE
Crabs not bite
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 1:57, archived)
# I AM THE MECHA-CRAB.

FEAR ME PUNY CRABLING.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 1:58, archived)
#
Living in a house with SIX cats

This do make me sad.

=(
(AMadDayYes, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 2:04, archived)
# I am saddened.
Kittehs are too good for us.
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 2:17, archived)
# awwww
long live Sammy!
This is my cat Gus who died of cancer March 10th last year. He also had FIV, and can't have been much over five.. but we had a great two years together.


(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 2:21, archived)
# awwwww.
Good old Gus, bless him.
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 3:18, archived)
# Feline AIDS
When did he come out of the closet?
(Ay, Why, Kay, Jee, Oh, Tee, Ell bcdefhijmnpqrsuvwxz, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 3:26, archived)
[challenge entry] It's sad, but they never learn..


Click for bigger cry (391KB), or donate to primate baby eating fund.
(I helped save b3ta! Evil_Ted is collecting wooden giblets, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 1:39, archived)
# Im sad because you ate my baby.
Metaphorically.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 1:42, archived)
# Have you donated to the fund?
God bless..they would starve :(
(I helped save b3ta! Evil_Ted is collecting wooden giblets, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 1:44, archived)
# y's

               \|
:'( '  '    ' --|
               /|
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 1:48, archived)
# That is a crying face with a splashing teardrop btw.
/shit ascii art blog
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 1:49, archived)
# Binge eating leaves nothing for tomorrow.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 1:44, archived)
[challenge entry] OH HAI THAR INTERNETS.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 1:21, archived)
# *AHhahahaah*
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 1:21, archived)
# WHY ARE YOU LAUGHING?
THIS IS A SAD PICTURE.

DO NOT LAUGH.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 1:23, archived)
# Oh yes..I meant..
:D

Shit! I meant..

:)

BOLLOX!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 1:24, archived)
# *laughs*
Yes :D
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Thu 14 Aug 2008, 1:22, archived)
# LOL
you win everything.
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 1:22, archived)
# Hahaha
I love his rotating feet, right before he gets asquished. :D
(I helped save b3ta! greedydave cries when he wanks, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 1:24, archived)
# *Clicks*
*Laughs*

*Feels slightly bad*


*Looks again*

*Laughs again*
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 1:27, archived)
# NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 1:33, archived)
# HELLO HOW IS FLASH?
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 1:34, archived)
# I DON'T KNOW. IT'S A SERIES OF FAILURES WHICH ONLY SERVE TO HEIGHTEN MY OVERWHELMING FEELING OF INEPTITUDE.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 1:35, archived)
# IT GETS BETTER.
I AM STILL LEARNING AFTER 5 YEARS THOUGH.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 1:39, archived)
# OH THIS IS GOING TO TAKE FOREVER.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 1:42, archived)
# BUT ITS FLASH, MOTHLOVER,
FLASH!
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 1:53, archived)
# Flash will never
bring you happiness
(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 13:26, archived)
# Sweet
(thediscokingpin, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 2:58, archived)
# That is an ace picture.
It made me smile you sick bastard.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 3:25, archived)
# Bloody hell
Seems some people are using this compo as an excuse to exhibit how cruel they'd like to be. How on earth is that funny? "Squash the baby hamster! He deserves it! How dare he be innocently happy while I'm obviously upset about something I've repressed for years, etc"
*unclicks, a lot*
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 12:10, archived)
# Do you not feel sadness for the hamster?
YOU MONSTER!
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 12:48, archived)
# They need to do way
instain mother
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 15:15, archived)
# HOW IS BABBY FORMED?
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 16:28, archived)
# It must be a russian hamster
Because it's impossible to do this with one hand on a normal hamster. Try it.
(catbrain likes the hairy scratchings bestest, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 12:37, archived)
# This requires much research.
*applies for funding*
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 13:42, archived)
# Entirely Coincedence
But I'd like to refer you to post I made almost 8 months ago:

b3ta.com/board/7888243

Congrats on the FP by the way
(DanS like you've never DanSed before!, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 13:32, archived)
# hahaha, oh lordy.
*never uses google image search again*

I did, however, take a picture of my own fist for the crushing part :P
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 13:39, archived)
# Ta btw.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 13:39, archived)
# Why does
one of his fingers vanish?
(I helped save b3ta! mikeyyy, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 18:38, archived)
# Because you cant count?
:P
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 15 Aug 2008, 12:29, archived)
[challenge entry] I guess this fits the compo


I just wish it wasn't shit
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 1:17, archived)
# awwwww
 
YOU MADE A PICTURE, WHICH MAKES ME HAPPY NOT SAD AT ALL
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 1:20, archived)
# also: necrophilia.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 1:20, archived)
# it's an old picture.
I don't make pictures anymore.

That's sad, I guess.
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 1:22, archived)
# :(((((((((((((((
 
[THIS IS A SAD EMOTICON WHICH IS EVEN SADDER BECAUSE OF THE MULTIPLE CHINS DUE TO ITS MORBID OBESITY]
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 1:24, archived)
# don't worry, it'll die soon.
...they couldn't have picked a worse compo this week, nobody needs reasons to be sad.

Thank you for your nice words about my picture though. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 1:29, archived)
[challenge entry] Bad day all round really..

WELL HUNG
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 1:16, archived)
# Strange jape-fruit.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 1:18, archived)
# They're having a bad day.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 1:19, archived)
# seriously, that's fucking terrible mate
Ahem.....
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 1:18, archived)
# Yes, but it really happened.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 1:20, archived)
# errr, yes, I know
there's bad taste, then there's bad taste
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 1:22, archived)
# You're right.
I'll re-do it without the 'owl' reference.

:/
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 1:23, archived)
# Thankyou
*gets off soapbox*

*kicks a disabled kid*
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 1:25, archived)
# A little too far, sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! greedydave cries when he wanks, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 1:19, archived)
# The tree also has AIDS.
:/
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 1:20, archived)
# What are you apologising for?
(max0000000000000 jokes, jokes, jokes, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 1:54, archived)
# O HAI, ARE YOU THE GUY WHO WANTED TO BE HUNG LIKE A BLACK MAN?
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 1:23, archived)
# The owl was also diabetic.
:/
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 1:25, archived)
# silly owl, lay off those sugar mice!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 1:26, archived)
# This is what I tells them, they no listen.
:/
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 1:28, archived)
# Just another evening's entertainment in Indiana.
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 1:24, archived)
# Nothing on telly-box, might as well.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 1:26, archived)
[challenge entry] Bindun shirley?
(Rushy, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 1:16, archived)
# hahahha
FTW! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 1:47, archived)
[challenge entry] Fuck them all!!
Fuck them all up their shitty arses!!





(im going to cry myself to sleep now)
(I helped save b3ta! Kingtoke was shit at life on, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 1:04, archived)
# Hahah :D
I remember one like this where a big hammer smashed a kitten to a pulp.
Both of these are mighty good :D
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Thu 14 Aug 2008, 1:07, archived)
[challenge entry] oh no


orangespace.net
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 1:02, archived)
# This compo is rapidly causing me to become oblivious to negative thoughts and images of unhappiness
I feel great!
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 1:05, archived)
# WE HAVE A CURE FOR DEPRESSION HERE, FOLKS
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 1:17, archived)
# I got all the medicine I need.
 
*puffs*
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 1:26, archived)
# The cup felled down
The two girls will be displeased :(
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 1:05, archived)
# this is your best drawing (I've seen) yet.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 1:09, archived)
# 8.:.(
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 1:14, archived)
# Hmm
Looks like "Slurm"
(AMadDayYes, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 2:12, archived)
[challenge entry] How I feel society has changed in my lifetime


Which is a sad thought in itself
(Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 0:49, archived)
# This here
would be and awesome painting.
You can have a click because I'm jealous I hadn't thought of something like this.
(genesis, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 0:51, archived)
# Thank you
(Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 0:54, archived)
# LOVE WOUNDS?
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 0:55, archived)
# I sharpened the end of my penis
So I can create my own orifices to love :D
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Thu 14 Aug 2008, 0:59, archived)
# FUCK THE WOUND
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 0:59, archived)
# THIS TREE HAS AN ANUS

CFB
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Thu 14 Aug 2008, 1:04, archived)
# *Gags*
leakage.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 14 Aug 2008, 1:12, archived)
# You're not supposed to drink it D:
*wonders what it tastes like*
*drinks*
*gags*
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Thu 14 Aug 2008, 1:14, archived)
[challenge entry] Two fold this.


1. He got his head blown off
2. That's as good as my free-hand drawing gets. :-(
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 0:48, archived)
[challenge entry] Yay! Have some of my free-hand drawing AND a woo
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 0:49, archived)
# Poor sheep.
That reminds me of my school days. :-(

But that's an awesome drawing at the same time, I love the pastel colouring so take a Woo. :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 0:52, archived)
# Awww...
I've clicked, but "I like this" is the wrong sentiment entirely O_o

In other news:

1

That's it, no more posts until I sort out a milestone pic =)
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 0:53, archived)
# Milestone, eh?
Please take some milestone advice from that Jessie. She knows how to swing her thing :)
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 0:54, archived)
# elephant is only wanting to kiss!!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 0:50, archived)
# ha
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 0:50, archived)
# Hehehehe. :-D
I thought that after finishing it, but couldn't be arsed re-doing it.
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 0:53, archived)
# I like it as it is :D
even if it IS a duck goose swan at gunpoint :o
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 0:56, archived)

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