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[challenge entry] Gordons not alive..
(futique, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 22:21, archived)
# I wish
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 22:27, archived)
# ^ This.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 22:33, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 22:42, archived)
[challenge entry] just to get it out of my system.....


"Open your mind"
"Woah!"
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 22:20, archived)
# whoa, strange things are afoot at the Circle K
*clickety woo*
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 22:22, archived)
# Excellent!
sorry
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 3 Sep 2008, 22:23, archived)
# YOU WILL BE
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 22:24, archived)
# EXCELLENT!!
*waits to be punished*
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 3 Sep 2008, 22:26, archived)
# Morpheus
if you know everything, then what number am I thinking of?
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 22:23, archived)
# 69 dude!
(SomeLousyBum Why where you bought it?!, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 22:52, archived)
# Takes blue pill
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 23:03, archived)
# Hahaha!
Indeed, yes :)
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 22:25, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 22:28, archived)
# haha!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 22:41, archived)
# ahahahaha *click*

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 3 Sep 2008, 23:04, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 11:03, archived)
# Whoa!
Totally bodachious
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 13:00, archived)
# FUCK YES.
Excellent. *guitar solo*
(Auntie Dalek molester extraordinaire, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 18:49, archived)
# I like.
"You killed Neo, you medieval dickweed!"
(Jimmy Jangle, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 19:24, archived)
[challenge entry] those things never work anyhow
(resistanceisfutile, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 22:20, archived)
# too bloody true
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 22:20, archived)
# Hahahaha
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 22:21, archived)
# hahahah! Brilliant :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 22:22, archived)
[challenge entry] He could have let go of the leash

what a bastard.
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 22:18, archived)
# what a cunt
what a fucking cunt
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 22:21, archived)
# Leash?
Lead surely!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 3 Sep 2008, 22:24, archived)
# Nah
I think it's Carbonite - badum tsh!
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 22:25, archived)
# So sorry Mr fanboy!


;P
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 3 Sep 2008, 22:27, archived)
# pfffft
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 22:33, archived)
# No
In a galaxy far far away it's a leash.
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 22:26, archived)
# Mick
Jagger!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 22:25, archived)
# Shep
where are you boy
/P.Purves
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 22:26, archived)
# John Noakes
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 22:28, archived)
# This^
Peter Pervert had Petra
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 3 Sep 2008, 22:30, archived)
# *hands in Blue Peter badge*
the Jonathan Dimbleby/Marlon Brando bit was bad enough but forgetting Shep/Petra!
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 22:36, archived)
# hahaha!
Do one with Leia... Y'Know :)

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 22:27, archived)
# poor chewie
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 22:28, archived)
# haha.
good work
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 22:56, archived)
# The proverb is wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 22:15, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 22:17, archived)
# A rolling Rolling Stone
Is stopped by fluff?
I don't get it.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 3 Sep 2008, 22:17, archived)
# Oh you....
Yeah all right i'll go and do it again!
Evenin :)
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 22:20, archived)
# Alright dude!

(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 3 Sep 2008, 22:22, archived)
# Mick Jagger
Jagger is German for Hunt.

Mick - short for Michael, or even Mike.

Therefore his name is (sort of) Mike Hunt - as in the oldest My Cunt joke in the world ever.

I noticed this myself and I want a million pounds.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 22:18, archived)
# I'll give you a million pounds
Just wait for my printer to warm up and help me trim the notes
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 22:19, archived)
# Have a biscuit.
:3
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 22:19, archived)
# I've
never heard any jokes about your cunt!
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 22:20, archived)
# "Jagd" is the word for "hunt"
LOOK WHAT WE HAVE RUNNING THIS WEBSITE, B3TANS!
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 22:21, archived)
# I want to
hear the old joke about his cunt!
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 22:23, archived)
# jager
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/J%C3%A4ger
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 22:24, archived)
# ah, mein meister*

/fuck to grammar

Warning: popular drink may only be humorous to poster
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 22:26, archived)
# Mmm....Buttercup syruppy

(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 3 Sep 2008, 22:29, archived)
# What, Jagermeister?
What an odd comparison!

Though I do like both, which is unusual in itself, so you may be onto something
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 22:32, archived)
# Cough mixture, which gets you drunk.
Winner!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 3 Sep 2008, 22:36, archived)
# It's spelt "Jaeger" for people without umlauts on their keyboards
and you might notice that the word quoted in the link is "hunter"
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 22:26, archived)
# I have
fag ash, beer and sperm on my keyboard, but no umlauts :(
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 22:28, archived)
# I have umlauts on my work computer
but fag ash, beer and sperm on my home keyboard.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 22:29, archived)
# Try pressing the righthand 'alt' at the same time as the letter
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 22:39, archived)
# nice
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 22:18, archived)
# Ok
Maybe just slightly better done ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 22:35, archived)
[challenge entry] Infected Mother *#@$%!
(Amanda Votchkiss is suffering from a touch of plague, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 22:11, archived)
# haha
nicely done!
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 22:12, archived)
# Thank you y'all
(Amanda Votchkiss is suffering from a touch of plague, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 22:33, archived)
[challenge entry] "mutter mutter...fucking agents...mutter mutter...."
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 22:09, archived)
[challenge entry] One thing I want to say to you son,... cheer up you miserable bugger
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 22:08, archived)
[challenge entry] so as not to use another thread...
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 22:09, archived)
# Cor, yes
*rubs things*

We're currently working our way through the entire X-Files back catalogue and Mulder is making me feel very wrong things

Edit: How goes it co-pres?
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 22:10, archived)
# it goes well ta,
co-pres. How be thee?
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 22:19, archived)
# Not too bad
Blatently I'm bored, but apart from that it's okay
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 22:21, archived)
# this is nice
but I'm not familiar with the film... :S
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 22:13, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 22:14, archived)
# Superman
Innit?
(I helped save b3ta! Collatallie Sisters, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 22:17, archived)
# touches nose and points
like Lionel Blair used to in Give Us a Clue
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 22:18, archived)
# oooh yes
long time since I watched that one. that probably suggests I need to watch it again... perhaps.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 22:19, archived)
# looks more like jonathan dimbleby than marlon brando
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 22:24, archived)
# source:
img295.imageshack.us/img295/8523/jorelle6.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 22:27, archived)
# I need my eyes checked
still I preferred the younger, leaner MB

blog.cleveland.com/pdextra/large_brando2.jpg

stella!
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 22:34, archived)
[challenge entry] don't you just hate it when this happens..


bah, beaten by seconds!!
(I helped save b3ta! frogdoctor learning the hard way since 1972., Wed 3 Sep 2008, 22:07, archived)
# aw shame
just b3tan to it
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 22:08, archived)
#
heh, great minds
(Professor of Lesbonics remembered his password on, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 22:08, archived)
[challenge entry] It's hot in here!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 3 Sep 2008, 22:07, archived)
# Oof!

Edit: Limited time only, who wants to marry me? form an orderly queue please.
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 22:08, archived)
# Kenny/Kerry.
Then you have have a double-barreled name,with his first,then called your first son Rocky.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 3 Sep 2008, 22:10, archived)
# He's actually mentioned in a Metallica song
first and last name together, you can't get much cooler than that
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 22:12, archived)
# you can.
He could have his name mentioned by a decent band.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 22:14, archived)
# They may not be your cup of tea
but there's no denying they are talented and successful, therefore- my original comment stands
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 22:15, archived)
# I'll give you successful.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 22:16, archived)
# can we skip to the sex plz?
I can't afford marriage, unless you're paying.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 22:11, archived)
# Best way
If someone is relying on a legal declaration to keep them in a relationship they really need to be having serious thoughts on whether it should even be in the first place.
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 22:14, archived)
# YES!
when and where? and should I wash or shave anything in particular?

Edit: I meant before I arrive... in case you thought I was being rude.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 22:15, archived)
# *Joins queue*
This is the queue for the post office right?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 22:13, archived)
# Hahah, yeah
Just sign here, and here

..uh-huh

...and initial here. That's it.

Congratulations :D you're now my sex slave
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 22:17, archived)
# Yay!
:D

When do I start?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 22:18, archived)
# i don't see why not
so long as you make all the arrangements. i'm lazy like that
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 22:15, archived)
# Let's just have the party
Then we can all take part, it'll be grand
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 22:18, archived)
# I wish I were as cool as Jim Phillips






friggin Huge and not cleaned up. Pastel Smudgies everywhere
(I helped save b3ta! Pope Yoda is OLD, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 22:05, archived)
# I want a hand like that.
mmm, yes. *imagines*
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 22:06, archived)
# teeth.
teethteethteeth

good picture, by the way
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 22:08, archived)
# I saw that anime!
(WhiskyForAll! b3ta isn't the place to bully people., Wed 3 Sep 2008, 22:08, archived)
[challenge entry] "Give me my fucking job back"
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 22:04, archived)
# hahaha
its so bad its good!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 22:05, archived)
# :)
I wanted to join in.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 22:08, archived)
[challenge entry]
(Professor of Lesbonics remembered his password on, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 22:03, archived)
# pffft
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 22:05, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 22:06, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 22:02, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 22:04, archived)
# Subtle!
Woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 3 Sep 2008, 22:05, archived)
# haha
took me a while
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 22:06, archived)
[challenge entry] the seams
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 22:01, archived)
# hahaha!
Wonderful.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 3 Sep 2008, 22:02, archived)
# Ha ha
ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Collatallie Sisters, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 22:03, archived)
[challenge entry] Play it again, very loudly
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic the Hedgetrimmer doesn't care what you think, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 21:58, archived)
# hah!
would have made for a much better film
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 21:59, archived)
# Lovely!
If I may thread jack for a second, I'd like to show you my pictures of a model i've just hung in my room, in relation to an earlier post featuring the good ol'..







enterprise NCC-1701-A!


(WhiskyForAll! b3ta isn't the place to bully people., Wed 3 Sep 2008, 22:02, archived)
# i get photos like that when I place my DV wide angle adapter
over my stills camera - and as it doesn't actually fit, it vignettes almost exactly like that
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 22:06, archived)
# this was a cheapo 20 quid fisheye off ebay. Korea or someplace.
Attaches lovely to my Fuji S5600. It aint the greatest camera, but I do like it.
(WhiskyForAll! b3ta isn't the place to bully people., Wed 3 Sep 2008, 22:07, archived)
# lol, starwars!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 22:07, archived)
# i have a 37" lcd screen on my floor. Im playing doom.
(WhiskyForAll! b3ta isn't the place to bully people., Wed 3 Sep 2008, 22:09, archived)
# I wish I had a 37" lcd screen on my floor
:(
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 22:12, archived)
# the thing is like a radiator.
I need to move out of this room.
(WhiskyForAll! b3ta isn't the place to bully people., Wed 3 Sep 2008, 22:13, archived)
# yes, the fisheye does give that feeling of complete cramp action
:)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 22:14, archived)
# good lord you have no idea
(WhiskyForAll! b3ta isn't the place to bully people., Wed 3 Sep 2008, 22:17, archived)
[challenge entry] Uppers or downers, guv?
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 21:57, archived)
# sod the uppers and downers
just let me be in in that middle picture
(The Director of Directing, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 1:21, archived)
[challenge entry] Down with this sort of thing
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 21:54, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 21:56, archived)
[challenge entry] Sorry for the PeaRoast but it does kinda fit....
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 21:59, archived)
# If only that was true.......
I bought a Hoover hoover about 6 months ago and and it sucks big time but doesnt suck up the dirt and the dog hairs -
I hate it I hate it I hate it
(Amanda Votchkiss is suffering from a touch of plague, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 22:04, archived)
# don't say that
the "um, sort-of girlfriend" has just got a new Hoover hoover :/
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 22:07, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 22:01, archived)
# Braindead
Haven't seen that film in years.

"I kick arse for the Lord!"
(Chewy , masticating since 1978., Wed 3 Sep 2008, 22:08, archived)
# careful now.
(The Blue Brony Flogging a Dead Horse Since, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 22:12, archived)
# hahaha
shitting hell Dougal makes me laugh
(I helped save b3ta! Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 22:55, archived)
[challenge entry] John Williams took the day off that day
(I helped save b3ta! BubaMan 3 conspiracy nuts walk into a bar... Coincidence?, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 21:50, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 21:51, archived)

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