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monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 10:25, archived)

nice

was it a pile-on?

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Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Wed 9 Oct 2002, 10:28, archived)

hahaha

wondered what was going on for a minute...

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rogan, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 10:29, archived)

hehe

bet it happens all the time

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bean, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 10:29, archived)

I remember reading

something about if starlings had no predators, you'd soon have a ball of starlings that take up half the galaxy or something.
..or was that a dream?

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munkt0n, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 10:32, archived)

thrush hour

(RowdsterDelux, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 11:24, archived)

Urgh

Mornin folks!

(Nocturnia, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 10:22, archived)

Happy Wednesday :)

(Monk3yspunkmop3d throws grenades, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 10:25, archived)

Awwwwwwww and I thought you'd forgotten!!!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 10:26, archived)

Hehe

Yeah Happy Wednesday to you too!

(Nocturnia, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 10:28, archived)

Mister Alfie...

... did you get my mail yesterday with the hosting details for that wallpaper my man?

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TooMuch2AM, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 10:17, archived)

The Pearly Gates (apologies)

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Your Mum, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 10:16, archived)

your mum

had a very funny child

That's good that is :)

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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 10:20, archived)

brilliant w/y/h

that is all

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bean, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 10:20, archived)

Should I have put the lens flair in his toothy gap?

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Your Mum, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 10:21, archived)

perhaps out of his

arse, He's the saviour of british pop you know :-)

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bean, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 10:26, archived)

*bing bong*

...good morning all!...

here ends this public service announcement...

*bing bong*

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the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 10:14, archived)

The Real Gulf War

(Sanks, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 10:10, archived)

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Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Wed 9 Oct 2002, 10:23, archived)

HA HA

well put
although I do have a soft spot for them

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Dr Drink, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 10:29, archived)

Grrr (2)

Today is turning out to be one of those annoying days.

1) We just had the fire alarm go off. The office next door were all waiting in the corridor for the lift. Twonks. We couldn't even get past to get out.

2) The Hertz website is shite. Looking for the opening times of an Italian branch it pops up a window where you can click on Europe, select a country and then select a branch. Then the popup just closes and returns you to the window you started. If you click on a small thin bit of text that says 'locations' (but has no clue it is a button) it magically remembers which branch you selected earlier, but there is no indication this is going to happen. To top it all, the branch information page has a little gif of a ticked checkbox and the word 'remembered' at the top, with no explanation of what this means or why.

I think I need to go and calm down somewhere.

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chthonic, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 10:09, archived)

Oh and

the Hertz website used the word 'skierized' in all seriousness :(

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chthonic, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 10:18, archived)

as in

to put skis on something?

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rogan, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 10:19, archived)

well more as in

to put ski racks on the car to make it more attractive to skiers.

yuk.

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chthonic, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 10:25, archived)

I thought maybe it was a james bond modification type thing...

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rogan, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 10:30, archived)

that's reason enough not to use them

the marketing dept where my gf works uses the verb "to hero".

I get really upset by it...

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adverse_camber, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 10:21, archived)

that's very annoying indeed

remind me to use it at the next opportunity

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isthisyou?, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 10:30, archived)

ooooh, i love websites like that

I sometimes spend all day on them, bit like trying to navigate around Milton Keynes.

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bean, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 10:19, archived)

or Swindon

;)

(MonkeyMan in Mourning, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 10:24, archived)

Isn't

that where they have the magic round-a-bout?
One large round-a-bout made up from 6 mini ones where people just drive where the hell they like.

Genius. I would love to have been in that planning meeting.

(Baj likes round-a-bouts, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 10:30, archived)

the best thing is, there's a sign as you enter it which actually says

"Magic Roundabout". That's its official name.

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isthisyou?, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 10:32, archived)

there's one in hemel hempstead

it's the only thing of note in the town.

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bean, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 10:34, archived)

and one in colchester

how exciting !! I love driving round them the wrong way :) Wooooooo !!!

(JBoom, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 11:33, archived)

I'm having one of those too.

Expired tickets/Oversleeping/Kittens laddering tights/no brekkie/boss in foul mood etc.

Poor ole you though. Hope it gets better.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 10:25, archived)

Good morning

Anyone seen my cat?

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 10:07, archived)

what

does it look like?

(Baj - work sux, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 10:17, archived)

maybe

what does it look like?

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rogan, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 10:18, archived)

woo!

i know it's been done before, I just like kittyscapes, felt like doing my own. :)

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 10:19, archived)

fun

isn't it? :)
www.roganjosh.co.uk/pics/stillgallery/pages/bigcats2.htm

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rogan, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 10:27, archived)

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 10:42, archived)

Morning all

The third installment of AngryBunny is now ready for you viewing pleasure.
AngryBunnyIII
This one is called 'gift'. Usual rules apply, needs quicktime and is fairly large at 2.7megs.
(edit: Oh when will I get my liks right? all fixed now, edit2:or even my links)

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bean, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 10:00, archived)

i think

you lost this: http://

(RowdsterDelux, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 10:02, archived)

die

link ist kaput

(Ellis, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 10:06, archived)

wanna see it wanna see it!

And I can't on this crappy work machine... :(

I'm sure it's very good though. I loved Angry Bunny I and II.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 10:06, archived)

I havnt seen any of the Angry Bunny's:(

and i feel like im missing out, can some one give me a linky to clicky.

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AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 10:14, archived)

don't worry Dr. Phil

He'll still be there when you get home :0)

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bean, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 10:16, archived)

Hooray

that's fab bean.

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chthonic, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 10:14, archived)

w/y/h

that is trés cool, :):)

(Ellis, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 10:14, archived)

that's

great

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monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 10:23, archived)

ouch: Man breaks record by clipping 153 clothes pegs to his face

oldish story by the look of things but still looks painful in the picture none the less.

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pep, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 9:57, archived)

Why do people d othis?

"You know, I think I'm going to staple thousands of cotton reels to my arms, that should be fun!"

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 10:00, archived)

Indeed

It says something or other, possibly profound, but probably sad, about humankind.

This sort of thing makes my blood boil even more than "Pop Idol" etc.. complete toss.

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Mr. Sheep Fat Squelchy Goodness, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 10:06, archived)

but he looks like a sunflower now

which is nice

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monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 10:10, archived)

I disagree

I love reading stories like 'man breaks own record for holding arm in boiling oil' .It makes me feel that eveything is alright with the world somehow.

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bean, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 10:11, archived)

What makes me laugh is

HOW DO PEOPLE FIND OUT THEY CAN DO THIS?

What the hell were they doing to find this out?

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AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 10:22, archived)

that reminded me of a lad at school

who wound cotton round his finger. Hi did this for a while until his finger started to go purple. I remember him desperatly trying to get the cotton off but it was too tangles up - in the end he put his finger in a lit bunsen burner. That did the trick - but his finger was very burnt. Daft bugger

(Marvellous (mb) Mark, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 10:12, archived)

Hmm

someone I went to school with did that but around a different appendage.

The school nurse had to be brought in as (luckily) he didn't have a bunsen burner handy.

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chthonic, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 10:28, archived)

fucking hell

what a moron! Why would anyone do that?

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Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 11:10, archived)

Woo

I'm off school, illness is hilarious, so is giggling at the worlds funniest song *sings* "everybody dance now" (do it!) *shakes fist*

(Ellis, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 9:54, archived)

personally think the new "ketchup song" is the best thing on trhe planet..

(Moosh, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 9:56, archived)

Off school?

Jesus, that makes me feel soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
old.

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Mr. Sheep Fat Squelchy Goodness, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 10:04, archived)

Shut it Grandad

;-)

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adverse_camber, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 10:11, archived)

Bloody young whippersnappers

Shouldn't you all be out sniffing glue and mugging old ladies? Bloody youth of today, good spell of National Service will sort em out (and a return to the cane).

(Goatse not a comedy account, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 10:17, archived)

Cross-dressing?

Just whilst I'm getting my coat, why don't you guys download my song Rump (The Bump) - thanks to Munkt0n for the hosting

(Mattyboy, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 9:53, archived)

Is it any good?

What genre is it?

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gurningchimp, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 9:55, archived)

last night i was told it sounded like porno music

give it a try

(Mattyboy, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 9:57, archived)

sounds good to me...

... I'll check it out when I get home tonight :) Is it necessary to mastibate while listening, just to create the right ambience?

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gurningchimp, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 9:58, archived)

well i was when I made it...

(Mattyboy, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 10:00, archived)

Mmmmm.

I'll conjour up that image whilst listening tonight... Am sure to enjoy now!

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gurningchimp, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 10:04, archived)

I have it

and like it very much indeed.

and whilst we're spamming tunes - you can find my porno music one here and my feelgood tune here

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thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 10:05, archived)

thank you sir

yours are, as per usual, gems.

(Mattyboy, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 10:16, archived)

download it and find out!

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munkt0n, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 10:01, archived)

hehe

high-larious

(Ellis, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 9:56, archived)

that

song is most woo :):)

(Ellis, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 9:58, archived)

thank you

(Mattyboy, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 10:20, archived)

hehe!

and if you're allowed to spazz songs then i will too (it's a happy french boot, by the way)

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spacefish bong!, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 10:00, archived)

oh, go on then!

nato defense
dirty harry remix

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munkt0n, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 10:02, archived)

it just occurred to me

there's a music section in m3ss3nger. doh!

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spacefish bong!, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 10:03, archived)

I'm going to make

a b3ta music site soon
when I've finished the webring

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munkt0n, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 10:06, archived)

i thought

there already was a webring?

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spacefish bong!, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 10:07, archived)

it's broke

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munkt0n, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 10:08, archived)

i'm impressed- woo you!

it seems like every time b3ta needs a new feature, it evolves one. it's very organic.

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spacefish bong!, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 10:15, archived)

righto!

acid indigestion
and
blatter
and
fat lines
and
scrumpy jack
huzzah!

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zerolicious, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 10:09, archived)

woo

wot fab-yule-ass songs

(Ellis, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 10:20, archived)

why thankee kindly

i only realised last night what a hotbed of musical talent b3ta is too. it just gets better & better :)

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zerolicious, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 10:25, archived)

have

you done any more to the dirty harry one?

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rogan, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 10:12, archived)

no..

need to find some more samples.

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munkt0n, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 10:17, archived)

slacker

get to it!
;)

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rogan, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 10:23, archived)

woo

i listened to that last night, it's braw :)

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zerolicious, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 10:02, archived)

Morning all

Garrrghgh. Why is buying a new snowboard more fuss than it should be? I just want to have a new deck to cuddle and love, and it's turning out to be harder than a necrophiliac in a cemetary.

Anyway, how are we all? Having fun? Feeling bouncy?

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shindig, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 9:52, archived)

get one when you're there

probably be cheaper? My cousin is 6ft 2 and has size 11 or 12 feet or something. Basically he needed a big board and wide enough to fit his feet on. Found one in Loot of all places.

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pep, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 10:00, archived)

Would do but

there's no guarantee I'll find one, then i'll have to use a shitty hire board.

I haven't had problems finding a board, cos I'm 6ft and size 10 feet, pretty average. Just finding somewhere that sell em cheap, or online, which is infinitely easier.

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shindig, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 10:16, archived)

you could try

not snowboarding. Works for me - horrid sport, I thought.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 10:01, archived)

If man

was meant to traverse slippery surfaces with things strapped to his feet then God would have ..... oh f*** it.

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Mr. Sheep Fat Squelchy Goodness, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 10:09, archived)

Noooooooooooo

I would rather be a full-time snowboarder than be in a massive rock band, which says a lot coming from me. I love it more than anything, but I only get to go 2 weeks a year. Have you tried it Doc? You might like it.

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shindig, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 10:11, archived)

agreed

it is the best thing ever. Theres nowt like hurtling down a beautiful mountain in the sunshine fearing that you will break something if you crash at the speed your going. I prefer going fast than doign tricks (esp cos i can only do 180's and thats it). Cant wait till feb...

(Marvellous (mb) Mark, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 10:34, archived)

terrible hats,

too

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isthisyou?, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 10:13, archived)

Get it while you are out there

last year I got a spanking new K2 board, boots and Bindings for 300 euros. Cant complain at that.
see what fun you can have!

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Dr Nick Riviera, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 10:15, archived)

Frogs Porn

(LazyBastard, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 9:51, archived)

woo, an excuse to post this!

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monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 9:54, archived)

woo!

loon :0)

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bean, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 10:02, archived)

Not doing optimystic meg, but may make a pessimystic meg site that gives you really really bad star signs. Any ideas?

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Hugo Rune, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 9:49, archived)

LOL

reeeeeecycle!

yay!

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popt_art, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 9:50, archived)

Any more ideas on the

pessimystic horoscopes? Was thinking that I'd let the b3tans add most of em, then randomly pull out the scopes :)

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Hugo Rune, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 9:52, archived)

Pisces

you're named after a fish, and you smell like one too. Watch out for anglers, and try to avoid worms on the end of bits of string.
Luck does not appear in the form of a letter made of ham.

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munkt0n, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 9:54, archived)

Aries

All your surviving relatives are
simultaneously killed today on a journey they
were making to have you legally committed.
Your hamster was last seen sprinting down your
road in his ball. It's believed he wants to
have you put down. Your shoes are scuffed and
you don't have any polish the right colour. A
group of schoolgirls push past you at the bus
stop and giggle. You are fired for excessive
porn use.

(Mumm-ra, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 10:06, archived)

Today it will rain,

you will get very wet and come down with a cold.
The cold will progress into flu which will rapidly turn in Neumonia. Whilst you are in hospital your house will be burgled, your car will be set in fire and your dog will run away.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 9:55, archived)

looks like

they've got it under control...

there was an e-mail tingy that went around years ago - with nasty scopes.. maybe track that down? it used to make me laugh lots anyway!

: )

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popt_art, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 9:56, archived)

the onion

does them too

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monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 10:00, archived)

i was just gonna say that

i think they've stopped now though

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isthisyou?, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 10:24, archived)

Yeah

Could you change it to capricorn then i can send it to my boss
Woo!

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Devious ...what?, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 9:53, archived)

Here ya go

www.design4online.com/b3ta/mystictorot_b-cap.jpg

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Hugo Rune, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 9:59, archived)

Arrr!

Cheers!

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Devious ...what?, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 10:05, archived)

I'm a taurus.

*Goes off to kill self*

(Amerella, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 9:53, archived)

me too

pass the razor blade when you've finished with it...

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monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 9:55, archived)

Well I was gonna drown myself,

but since we're sharing, here you go.

(Amerella, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 9:56, archived)

I'm not sure if sharing a razor blade is hygenic

you might catch something

(Mattyboy, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 9:58, archived)

like...

death?

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popt_art, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 9:59, archived)

scurvy?

(Why a twerp?, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 10:01, archived)

aye

scurvy...

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popt_art, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 10:08, archived)

im a capricorn

but im willing to change at any time...PASS THE RAZOR THIS WAY PLEASE

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AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 10:02, archived)

I know.

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Hugo Rune, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 9:59, archived)

*Bleeds profusely at Hugo*

No you didn't.

(Amerella, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 10:18, archived)

Sagittarius

you will be half man, half horse

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isthisyou?, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 10:26, archived)

"Jim" always got first "prize"

Ba-dum tsch!

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Devious ...what?, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 9:40, archived)

Groan...

but such a wonderful smile.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 9:44, archived)

Sorry

It was the first thing that came into my head this morning, bizarrely

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Devious ...what?, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 9:54, archived)

Morning all

(partee-max, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 9:33, archived)

yes

that rocks

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spacefish bong!, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 9:34, archived)

It rocks in a

big Way.

And I should have added a big WOO YAY to that as well.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 9:37, archived)

ahh

now it makes sense, wasn't animating at first..

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munkt0n, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 9:38, archived)

nice

had to look at it for a few moments before i realised what was going on. lovely work, truely outstanding.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 9:43, archived)

I don't get it...

but my eyes havent woken up yet...

Think I need to soak them in coffee

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bloid ....dloibbloiddloibbloid...., Wed 9 Oct 2002, 9:51, archived)

Its a zebra

crossing!
duh! :)

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Hugo Rune, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 9:53, archived)

now I'm confused...

...i see crossing...i see no zebra...

do I need to go back to bed? Mario Sunshine kept me up to an unreasonable hour last night...

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bloid ....dloibbloiddloibbloid...., Wed 9 Oct 2002, 9:58, archived)

Took me a while too

'Zebra' was a red herring. Thinking of a bird that eats herring may help.

(Mumm-ra, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 10:09, archived)

Ahhhh

I wondered what the yellow flashing blob at the back was :-)

I've got the resolution of my monitor too high, and the resolution of my eyes too low...

Back to Maplin with the pair of em!!

Thanks :-)

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bloid ....dloibbloiddloibbloid...., Wed 9 Oct 2002, 10:17, archived)

Doh!

and there was me thinking it was a toucan crossin [=)

(partee-max, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 10:01, archived)

*laff*

Once I finally figured it out!

(Padfoot, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 10:41, archived)

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