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[challenge entry] Surprisingly very little work.
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 18:04, archived)
# SLOTH FUCKED CHUNK?
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 18:04, archived)
# Hahaha
He looks a bit dazed
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 18:04, archived)
# Sloth!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 18:05, archived)
# No, this is Sloth!
this is Sloth!
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Fri 23 Jan 2009, 18:07, archived)
# O SOLO MIO!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 18:09, archived)
# I could go a Cornetto about now.
Fuck, I could repost loads of caricatures but I will restrain myself. I'll just have to do a new one.
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Fri 23 Jan 2009, 18:14, archived)
# Lotney!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 18:58, archived)
# He looks more trustworthy like that
(Wheatabeat The hoi polloi, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 18:08, archived)
# As if there is no malice or deceit in his special eyes....
hah. If only all politicians were retards...

Oh, wait.
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 18:11, archived)
# Less fugly A-Team
(Wheatabeat The hoi polloi, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 18:02, archived)
# It's Hannibalisation!

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 18:04, archived)
# Nice!~
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 18:06, archived)
# I'm Face and I just had a pee, so SNAP
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 18:12, archived)
[challenge entry] Have a one hour rodney dangerfield
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Octo I ruin everything., Fri 23 Jan 2009, 18:00, archived)
# Awight Dave
oh that note, tra all, have a splendid weekend!
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 18:00, archived)
# and you.
tarra!
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 18:09, archived)
# What happens to him after an hour?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 18:01, archived)
# his eyes pop out on
springs
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Octo I ruin everything., Fri 23 Jan 2009, 18:02, archived)
# *waits*
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 18:03, archived)
# *prods eyeball*
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 18:02, archived)
# rowan atkinson?
woo :D
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 18:02, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 18:05, archived)
# Yeah, I know I'm ugly... I said to a bartender, 'Make me a zombie.' He said 'God beat me to it.'
Very good.
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Fri 23 Jan 2009, 18:06, archived)
# walkies!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 17:46, archived)
# Hurray! Children's Ambiguous Minimal Shape Hour!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 17:51, archived)
# The only comment I can seem to summon for this is:
Cactus Crabs
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 17:53, archived)
# Racey Rancors
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 17:59, archived)
# For some reason instead of thinking "hat" i'm thinking "nipple"
Yay,
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 17:55, archived)
# SEE?
This picture is DOING THINGS TO YOUR MIND
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 17:57, archived)
# happle!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 17:58, archived)
# Does he have BUPA healthcare?
muchity wooinessocity.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 18:01, archived)
# Tom was suspicously tall in his latest movie poster

Has anyone else noticed this?
(Obamanable Snowman, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 17:38, archived)
# Not noticed, but then again the poster hanging up over here is different
www.critic.de/typo3temp/pics/2440446476.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 17:41, archived)
# look
they made him huuuuuuuge

i520.photobucket.com/albums/w327/teasertrailercinema/Valkyrie-Poster.jpg
(Obamanable Snowman, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 17:43, archived)
# OMG ALIEN GROWTH RAY
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 17:43, archived)
# pffft
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 17:44, archived)
# hahah
you bad man

you'll be sent to Uranus with all the other unbelievers
(Obamanable Snowman, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 17:45, archived)
# "OMG...
...alien growth, Ray!"

"Don't care. Five minutes to Wapner."
(Guizmeaux, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 17:50, archived)
# 'Did you fart Ray, did you fucking fart?'
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 17:52, archived)
# That cow is far away,
this cow is nearer.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 17:49, archived)
# I'm a little surprised
that this film was allowed into the cinemas in Germany. I was under the impression that, even to this day, WW2 was a massively sensitive and taboo subject.
(I helped save b3ta! Kerrisis There's someone in my head, but it's not me., Fri 23 Jan 2009, 17:45, archived)
# It is a sensitive subject but not taboo
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 17:46, archived)
# "Don't mention the war" and all that, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 17:48, archived)
# *goosesteps*
(Obamanable Snowman, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 17:49, archived)
# You should come on holiday to Germany and do these types of jokes
I swear noone has ever seen a Brit do them, so you'd be an original :)
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 17:51, archived)
# Strangely enough, the picture painted by John Cleese 30 years ago isn't entirely accurate or relevant today
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 17:50, archived)
# It was a joke!
God, have you been in Germany so long you've lost your sense of humour?

Disclaimer: Some of my best friends are German and they are bloody hilarious
(Obamanable Snowman, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 17:53, archived)
# I have a very dry sense of humour, so no, not really ;)
"Goosestep, funnywalk funnywalk, dont mention the war, 2 fingers on top lip" jokes for me just get old, boring and unoriginal after hearing them for the trillionth* time

*+1
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 17:56, archived)
# I heard there was a massive gap in time around that period where
nothing really important happened.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 17:54, archived)
# Very nicely done.
*Clicked*
(Guizmeaux, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 17:41, archived)
[challenge entry] .
(I helped save b3ta! sepang 's favourite day is, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 17:37, archived)
# Who's that?
edit: WATE: Did that frog suddenly develop ears?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 17:37, archived)
# A frogman
'ningles.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 17:45, archived)
# 'lo
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 17:47, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 17:40, archived)
[challenge entry] Fugly A-Team
(Wheatabeat The hoi polloi, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 17:35, archived)
# racist
p.s. woah nelly!
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 17:36, archived)
# Woah!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 17:37, archived)
# Mr. T looks like the chap from the Money For Nothin' music video
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 17:36, archived)
# Monkey for nothing and the chimps for free?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 17:38, archived)
# We got to install monkey-made gubbins
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 17:39, archived)
#
gubbins gibbons!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 17:40, archived)
# ooh nice :D
"We got to install monkeys and gibbons"
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 17:44, archived)
# We could do the whole song,
but that would take alot of effort
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 17:47, archived)
# True and true :D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 17:48, archived)
# Pffft!
...and with that - I'm outta here.

Byeee!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 17:39, archived)
# shit, yeah he does
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 17:41, archived)
# Us young people of today would have been too young to know about that!
:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 17:44, archived)
# That fact you know how old that music video is proves you are OLD
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 17:46, archived)
# It's in Great Grandpapa's gramaphone colection.
He said it was older than some really bad quality version of May Had a Little Lamb on wax cylinder.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 17:48, archived)
# The computer graphics on that video GMTRH
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 17:52, archived)
# NOthing compared to Lets Get Rocked by Def Leppard:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 18:02, archived)
# WE GOT'STA MOVE DEES REFRIGERATORS INTO DUH YOUF HOSTAL FOO'!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 17:55, archived)
# DON'T DROP THAT MICROWAVORZ
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 17:59, archived)
# Haha
Hannibal looks ace.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 17:40, archived)
# hahah
I like this!
(Obamanable Snowman, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 17:41, archived)
# So...
...why didn't you 'shop Face?
(Guizmeaux, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 17:42, archived)
# haha! click!
"If you can find them..."
Shouldn't be too difficult looking like that
(annhialus hasn't had an accident since, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 18:48, archived)
[challenge entry] Not really a caricature but I done it and I liked it so have it
(I helped save b3ta! WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 17:30, archived)
# ist is?
Willaim S Burroughs??? apologies for being a pedant
(I helped save b3ta! damaged goods so little time, so many targets, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 17:37, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/9122080
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 17:37, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 17:38, archived)
# Yarf, yarf
Your icons rule.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 17:39, archived)
# aw cheers chuck. I blame them for my rapidly deteriorating eyesight.
(I helped save b3ta! WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 17:42, archived)
# *Yes*
Ed: Holy shit, I wouldn't mind that Boba Fett icon.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 17:37, archived)
# Definite overtones of Christopher Plummer,
so Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 17:37, archived)
# shit! that's all I can see now
(I helped save b3ta! WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 17:39, archived)
# I like this
Dunno who it is though
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 17:38, archived)
# Interesting fact #3479
Duncun Goodhews head is used in classrooms to illustrate the fact that the world is round.



Here's some proof
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 17:26, archived)
# Haha top proof
That teacher looks like a right smug bastard
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 17:27, archived)
# He looks like...
...Uncle Albert from Only Fools.
(Guizmeaux, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 17:29, archived)
# or
ewar woowar
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Fri 23 Jan 2009, 17:31, archived)
# Not true
That was the Afro

ask Vic and/or Bob.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 17:28, archived)
# ?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 17:16, archived)
# Very nicely, sir.
Top Bennage.

Edit: And Victoria-age, I should probably say as well.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 17:17, archived)
# ;)
It's rubbish really, I wouldn't have wasted a thread with it but the one I put it in got deleted...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 17:21, archived)
# Hello Petal
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 17:25, archived)
# Hello Stamen!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 17:26, archived)
# Oh.
Well, I like it.

:(
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 17:26, archived)
# Well that makes me happy then ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 17:28, archived)
# Hello Blossom :)
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 17:25, archived)
# Hello Gorgeous!
*snuggles*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 17:26, archived)
# Big Hilary Benn
Photobucket
(Guizmeaux, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 17:26, archived)
# hang on a minute...theres something not quite right here
mmmmmmmmmmmm

looks closely......I can see my office!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Fri 23 Jan 2009, 17:17, archived)
# Hello Leaf
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 17:25, archived)
# *confuses*
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 17:23, archived)
# Hello Stem
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 17:25, archived)
# noon/ning
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Fri 23 Jan 2009, 17:12, archived)
# if the current board image progression continues
then by my rekoning the next image should be wider than my screen
(Tefty thought long and hard about posting this on, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 17:13, archived)
# Wow, somebody deleted a thread
(__, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 17:15, archived)
# The cunt!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 17:16, archived)
# who did?
*edit*

ohh i see it now, that jordan thread
(Tefty thought long and hard about posting this on, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 17:17, archived)
# Hahahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 17:13, archived)
# Hahaha!
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 17:19, archived)
# Racist!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 17:20, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 17:21, archived)
# heehee

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 17:25, archived)
# ooo...thas a bit good
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Fri 23 Jan 2009, 17:20, archived)
[challenge entry] ook?
(I helped save b3ta! bnt what, me worry?, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 17:24, archived)
# Don King?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 17:25, archived)
# yah
it's not racist, it's hair-ist
(I helped save b3ta! bnt what, me worry?, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 17:34, archived)
# racist
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 17:32, archived)
# Is he injecting lard directly into his brain?!
(I helped save b3ta! SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Fri 23 Jan 2009, 17:57, archived)
# More Baromba
(Feckalluse Give me shelter, shelter from the storm, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 17:11, archived)
# It looks as if he's trying to see what she'd look like with a moustache.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 17:12, archived)
# There is that...
... a la Dirty sanchez
(Feckalluse Give me shelter, shelter from the storm, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 17:13, archived)
# You know what's really bad?
When you do this to your (brunette) missus for a laugh, and then you notice that in the medicine cabinet she's got some of that 'tache bleach stuff.

And then you realise that you've probably really hurt her feelings, but then you open another beer and everything's fine again.
(Guizmeaux, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 17:17, archived)
# I thought you were going to say
When you do this to your (brunette) missus for a laugh, and then you notice that you've got a blonde pube stuck under your fingernail.

 
 

/wanders off
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 17:19, archived)
# Hahahaha
Do blondes actually have blonde pubes?

(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 17:25, archived)
# Oh yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 17:27, archived)
# I can only imagine that looking really odd... hmm.
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 17:29, archived)
# Well google images will easily satisfy your curiosity...
It goes without saying don't do this at work...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 17:35, archived)
# Haha, maybe later.
Not that I'm at work... as Tesco's checkouts unfortunately do not have a 'b3ta' button next to the one with a picture of bananas.

(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 17:38, archived)
# Well they should!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 17:44, archived)
# Shades of lighter brown...
...usually a bit darker than their head hair. Though some are fully blonde.

(I'm answering seriously because I am really not sure whether that was a real question and I don't want to take the piss out of you.)
(Guizmeaux, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 17:28, archived)
# It was a real question, but now I feel all of the sillies.
What's so bad about me asking that you may need to take the piss?
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 17:30, archived)
# .
No, I don't feel the need to take the piss at all, definitely!

But if you had been joking, I would have looked an idiot for falling for it. So I added the caveat that I was playing nicely because I wasn't sure whether you were setting us up for a comedy fall.

:EDIT: And if you HADN'T been doing that and I had given a glib response, it might have made you feel bad. I don't like doing that to people.
(Guizmeaux, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 17:37, archived)
# Haha, I have no idea how I could have been doing that... but uh, fair :)
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 17:39, archived)
# Well I dunno.
But I'd rather not assume anything one way or the other.

Incidentally, there is an expression about the "collar and cuffs" matching. Or the Americanised version, "Does the carpet match the drapes?" It's supposed to mean, "Is this person a fake blonde or real" since this is usually - but not always - obvious once the pants hit the deck.

Oh my god. I've just realised that this means you might never have seen a ginger person naked!
(Guizmeaux, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 17:49, archived)
# Actually I have, somewhat unfortunately.
I just wasn't sure if the same kinda thing applied to blondes. I've had blonde friends who've told me theirs are dark brown like everyone else's before, you see.
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 17:53, archived)
# Ah, I see.
Well, we're a big old genetic grab-bag and sometimes that's true.

Actually, come to think of it, I reckon it looks a bit odd when you have a really light blonde with dark pubes. But it does happen - it's just that it's a bit unexpected.

I should point out here that I'm not some lothario who spends their time cataloguing pube colours. It's just what I have noticed on my...er...travels.
(Guizmeaux, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 18:10, archived)
# Evidently, I should maybe get me a few more travels.
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 18:14, archived)
# I suspect...
...that you're probably fine as you are, Face.

No need to go out and large it just to see blonde parts.
(Guizmeaux, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 18:33, archived)
# "Aeroplane Blondes"
Blonde hair on top, but underneath they have a black box.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 18:00, archived)
# Glib?
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 17:48, archived)
# Flippant.
Or supposedly humorous.
(Guizmeaux, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 17:51, archived)
# LOL
I like this lots!
(Guizmeaux, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 17:28, archived)
# the beauty of b3ta
how a picture of obama and hillary metamorphosis into "do blond women have blond pubes"

quality!
(Feckalluse Give me shelter, shelter from the storm, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 17:51, archived)
# .
It's one of the primary reasons I come here, definitely.
(Guizmeaux, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 17:53, archived)
# No women like being accused of having facial hair, quite simply.
^_^
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 17:26, archived)
# here you go...
(Feckalluse Give me shelter, shelter from the storm, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 17:18, archived)
# Hahahaha!!!
This is the winning!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 17:13, archived)
# yuck!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 17:14, archived)
# That'll be from all the fisting.
(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 17:37, archived)
# .
Photobucket

::EDIT:: Cheers, all!
(Guizmeaux, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 17:05, archived)
# Hahaha
silly!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 17:05, archived)
# She's right, that would suck.
I woo this.
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 17:07, archived)
# ha ha ha
I just got this romance owl for a specific purpose, to wit to woo
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 17:07, archived)
# oh bloody hell.....
:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 17:12, archived)
# fer fuck sake

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 17:14, archived)
# Hahahaha!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 17:07, archived)
# Haha
You should have got those gold plated HDMI cables mate.

For perfect transmission of a digital signal, it has to be Gooold.
(Obamanable Snowman, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 17:11, archived)
# hahaha
very good
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 17:14, archived)
# Quick'n'Dirty
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Fri 23 Jan 2009, 17:02, archived)
# this is a sign of the future yet to be!
oh - wait - no... no; it isn't. My mistake.

Woo though
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 17:03, archived)
# Nyom Nyom Nyom
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 17:03, archived)
# Real
This never would have happened if Bush was still president.

This is what happens when you close Gitmo hippy!

Even the sharks think they can terrorise us.

woo
(Obamanable Snowman, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 17:03, archived)
# Tip top!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 17:04, archived)
# Thank you one and all.
I have noticed that the less time i spend on something, the more notice is gets. Which is why I am going to whore this again.

BRUM BRUM!
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Fri 23 Jan 2009, 17:08, archived)
# That's splendid!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 17:11, archived)
# Second picture down, looks like Wesley Snips has been arrested
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/sci/tech/7549444.stm
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 17:09, archived)
# Haahahaha
Caption "Who me???"
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 17:10, archived)
# *Clickums*
.
(Guizmeaux, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 17:10, archived)
# 0_0

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 16:58, archived)
# omg raciiiiist!
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 16:59, archived)
# Why?
Was it racist when Goerge W Bush was chimpified on countless occasions?
What are you saying?
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 17:00, archived)
# why don't you just throw a banana at him
(i'm only playing lol! - nice pic, top quality too!)
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 17:03, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 17:03, archived)
# this has just reminded me
while i was driving in town this lunch-time the guy in the car infront of me had a single banana on the top of his car.

I was going to take a picture, but i was driving, and I had just got a parking ticket so i didnt want to chance it with the fuzz
(Tefty thought long and hard about posting this on, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 17:06, archived)
# if this is a caricature
then that suggests that Obama has ape-like features?

which could be seen as ra... aw fuck it, the pic made me laugh :-)
(horrid, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 17:07, archived)
# But people did the same thing to George Bush and no-one accused them of being racist
The "racism" is in your head.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 17:09, archived)
# *this*
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 17:11, archived)
# if i continue
I will look like a hyper-critical PC twit, but unfortunately there is a trend amongst racist people to call black people monkeys. Thankfully, I seriously doubt any of those look at b3ta. I think the whole computer thing might be beyond them to be honest...

A caricature is surely an exageration of a characteristic of someone, people chimpified GWB because he acted like a monkey.

But feck it, it's not intended as racist so I don't care, just that I can see why some people might see this as such if it was viewed out of context. That, and I'm being an arguementative twat.
(horrid, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 17:28, archived)
# By "your head" I didn't mean you specifically.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 17:40, archived)
# ah right
sorry
(horrid, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 17:42, archived)
# You've got a valid point though
if a racist organisation were to find this image they could very well use it as racist propaganda.

Fuck, if the tabloid press were to find it they'd probably have headlines of "RACIST IMAGES RIFE ON PUERILE DIGITAL ARTS WEBSITE..."

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 17:48, archived)
# boo hoo
you are a prime example of media conditioning, congratulations.
(Mr Chicken, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 23:35, archived)
# ?
so what?
(Kingfiisher speaks with forked tongue, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 17:07, archived)
# hahaha
this made me laugh, but then suddenly stop.

In a sort of - "ohh hang on, racist" way

but then i started laughing again
(Tefty thought long and hard about posting this on, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 16:59, archived)
# Toppe shoppe!
Also, threadrush! Eeek!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 16:59, archived)
# Pfffft-ahhahaha
YES
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 17:00, archived)
# Top shop
*click* Have a great weekend all! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 17:02, archived)
# You too, big boy!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 17:03, archived)
# naughty, naughty

(I helped save b3ta! 2Pints , at the third stroke, it will be, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 17:02, archived)
# Is that parrot doing an impression of Stevie Wonder?

(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 17:04, archived)
# Racist
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 17:06, archived)
# Hehe, someone give him a little keyboard ^_^
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 17:06, archived)
# Why am I looking at a picture of your president?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 17:03, archived)
# One chimp was enough!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 17:03, archived)
# YAY
I hereby grant you the next two days off on the basis of this pic.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 17:04, archived)
# he looks so forlorne :(
cheer up, guy, you won!
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 17:04, archived)
# ahahaha

you get a stamp!

thats so un pc its pc again. ho ho ho
(SillyShits, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 17:09, archived)
# :D
LMAONNAISE
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 17:10, archived)
# bit late to the party
only just got time to shop something

(Feckalluse Give me shelter, shelter from the storm, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 16:57, archived)
[challenge entry] head so big, he gotta do it twice, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! bnt what, me worry?, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 17:06, archived)
# just incase.....
I might add, I did think he was the better candidate
(Feckalluse Give me shelter, shelter from the storm, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 17:12, archived)
[challenge entry] TOAP cat sez....
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 16:57, archived)
# Top Cat looks totally cute without a proper face. How odd.
I would very much like to borrow his hat.
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 16:59, archived)
# it would smell of cat skull
have you considered that?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 17:01, archived)
# I happen to think some cats smell quite nice.
Especially those which wear clothes on regular occasions, as I'm guessing they wash fairly often.
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 17:04, archived)
# that's what they want you to think
the reality of the situation is indeed much more dire than you could possibly imagine; to wit they all use LYNX SHOWER GEL!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 17:06, archived)
# They'll just smell of awesome-sexy then.
Also, hah :)
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 17:08, archived)
# TOAP cat can fuck off!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 16:59, archived)
# TOAP cat will send the boys round
to mess yor wool up!
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 17:07, archived)
# I think this is a good comp.
I really want to get into caricatures, but i have no time at the mo. And seeing as the comp was announced 2 FUCKING DAYS LATE, that gives me even less time to contribute.

Shove this guys work down your inspiration holes
www.joebluhm.com/gallery/caricature/glenn_ferguson.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 17:03, archived)
# ZMOGers!!!111! 2 FUCKING DAYS LATE
HOW DARE THEY TAKE A HOLIDAY.

DON'T THEY KNOW GOD PUT THEM ON THE EARTH TO AMUSE TIME-WASTING STRANGERS?
(Obamanable Snowman, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 17:10, archived)
# The Marquee de Zod

just popped into my head, sorry
(I helped save b3ta! flatfrog Staring vacantly into space, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 16:55, archived)
# Right you slags - have one of these:


CFb
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 16:53, archived)
# why is it always raining in your pictures?
/ac

:D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 16:55, archived)
# I bet it rains in the pub
Miserable raining person.
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 17:00, archived)
# I for one welcome
the Frank Miller team back to b3ta ;)

Woo! I like that one.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 16:55, archived)
# why is it always falling really fast in your pictures?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 17:02, archived)
# because he's a ninja
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 17:07, archived)

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