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# Am I too late?
(I helped save b3ta! sof sof, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 3:14, archived)
# YARRRRRRR!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 3:17, archived)
# Oh fuck did I start this?
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 3:18, archived)
# MORE WENCHES AND MEAD!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 3:21, archived)
# Yarrrr.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 3:23, archived)
# YARRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 3:24, archived)
# Needs more Parrot!
(Fly Projector, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 3:26, archived)
# Ok this is my first attempt at shopping animals so,, be nice! ...or least constructive


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(glue Joy division oven gloves at dawn, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 3:05, archived)
# Good go!
Woo and Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 3:07, archived)
# it's a pigdog!

(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 3:09, archived)
# also
I'm pissed
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 3:10, archived)
# No it's a Dogeon!
(Fly Projector, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 3:24, archived)
# I'm disappointed
...it cannot be milked :(
The image is very well done though :D
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 3:09, archived)
# good stuff
Stick with it glue (hehe)
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 3:16, archived)
# You've done well.
Perhaps he can meet my pet Milosh
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 3:22, archived)
# He looks so hungry
feed it Grits!
(glue Joy division oven gloves at dawn, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 3:28, archived)
# better than i can do.
so have my advice: eat good food.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 3:33, archived)
# gah!
 
I like it.
In an unheimlich kind of a way.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 3:59, archived)
# Poor Freebase, got totally drunk the last night.
got totally drunk the last night.But the next morning when he awoke he didn't realise that he actually picked up a bitch
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 2:37, archived)
# An old story.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 2:39, archived)
# :)...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 2:48, archived)
# I think you wandered off before I finished.
www.b3ta.com/board/9227601


BTW:Source is from electron microscoped mold(I think).
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 2:52, archived)
# WHOA!...
...I LIKE DAT!!!... :D
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 2:55, archived)
# Haha yes!
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 2:58, archived)
# ...he came from a sick family!...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 2:47, archived)
# I want the pick of the litter !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 2:48, archived)
# SHE FUCKING LOVED IT.
 
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 3:05, archived)
# Gotta love the lab mice!


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(glue Joy division oven gloves at dawn, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 2:09, archived)
# hehhehhehheh
 
THE LIGHTER SIDE OF ANIMAL EXPERIMENTATION
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 2:10, archived)
# Do not feed the humans
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 2:10, archived)
# Of mice and lamb !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 2:14, archived)
# I want one
: D. I pay 2 dollar
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 2:18, archived)
# Do we? Are lab mice better than rottweiler mice?
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 2:19, archived)
# It all depends on whether the rottweiler mouse has fleas or not
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 2:20, archived)
# Thats how you get
rottweiler mice .. stupid
you know lab mice...rottweiler
huge explosion .....rottweilermice
(glue Joy division oven gloves at dawn, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 2:32, archived)
# One would hope that was the method used.
Mating them would be rather problematic.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 2:38, archived)
# There is always a solution to every problem
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 2:41, archived)
# That being Duct-Tape.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 2:42, archived)
# I always thought that was Duck tape





Not my best story
(glue Joy division oven gloves at dawn, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 3:01, archived)
# There is a brand sold under the name DuckTape.
Which only goes to show-- most business types are
culturally ignorant to the extreme.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 3:05, archived)
# Yeah
I know
(glue Joy division oven gloves at dawn, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 3:10, archived)
# It's made in China: Peking Duct Ape
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 3:26, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 2:20, archived)
# Quick, stick some probes in 'em!
 
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 2:26, archived)
# NO YOU'VE ALL GOTTA FOLLOW ME ON TUMBLR
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 2:32, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/9230600
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 2:40, archived)
# I would have three bananas
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 2:51, archived)
# LOL
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 3:06, archived)
# THERE'S NO POINT IN LIVING IF YOU CAN'T FEEL ALIVE
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 2:40, archived)
# i must be dead then...
...*_*
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 2:52, archived)
# Gone To Pieces
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 2:08, archived)
# i think the best way to describe this
is "bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb"
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 2:09, archived)
# Say that five times real fast !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 2:12, archived)
# Its like the zeitgeist
But from 1983
(glue Joy division oven gloves at dawn, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 2:10, archived)
# Strange . . . I saw mention of that elsewhere today . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 2:12, archived)
# Bloody Hell!
It's almost like an animated mosaic
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 2:11, archived)
# It took many takes to take it there . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 2:13, archived)
# What awful colours.
Looks like a Windows 2.x/3.x era video game gone wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 2:17, archived)
# Great . . . it's right on the mark then !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 2:23, archived)
# I like but fear this!
: D
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 2:17, archived)
# Some of the little bits are difficult to follow . . . it's trap !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 2:23, archived)
# psychedelic ants
on the MOVE
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 2:20, archived)
# Them damn ants get all of the good stuff . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 2:22, archived)
# What is the meaning of this?
Exploding octopus in fishstorm?
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 2:25, archived)
# Or in a blender with food dye . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 2:31, archived)
# EPIC...!...
...i have Faith No More.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 2:49, archived)
# None is needed . . . it's all gone . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 3:05, archived)
# he even refused the blindfold
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 1:46, archived)
# He don't look happy at all
: D
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 1:56, archived)
# he'll get out of it somehow
and then back down that lonely road again
(glue Joy division oven gloves at dawn, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 1:57, archived)
# hehhhehheheh
 
NOW THIS ONE, I LIKE
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 1:57, archived)
# /That's why he gave us necks/
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 2:02, archived)
# b3ta.com/that'swhyhegaveusnecks/
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 2:06, archived)
# MYB3TASPACE.CO.GAY.SHUTUPASSCLOWN
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 2:08, archived)
# DOT BUTTS
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 2:10, archived)
# DICK DOT BUTTS DOT EN ELL.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 2:20, archived)
# I heard that Henry was already well hung . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 2:09, archived)
# Hahaha
What did he do wrong? lol
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 2:11, archived)
# he walked his last mile...
... now he can just hang around.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 2:51, archived)
# Feelings....

: D
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 1:41, archived)
# I love you man
:D

*cleek*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 1:43, archived)
# he he
I love the bat action .. tap tap tap tap
(glue Joy division oven gloves at dawn, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 1:44, archived)
# everyone loves a bit of bat action
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 1:44, archived)
# : D
BAT!!
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 1:45, archived)
# BAT BAT BAT BAT
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 1:46, archived)
# His tash says mum
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 1:53, archived)
# Mum IS THE word
Remember?
: D
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 1:55, archived)
# What a hard head !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 2:15, archived)
# bat action from Action Bat!
(glue Joy division oven gloves at dawn, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 2:06, archived)
# Action Bat would make a neat kite !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 2:16, archived)
# Before reading the text above, I assumed the "AB" stood for "A bat".
True story.
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 2:29, archived)
# I thought it was like a lobster bib.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 2:31, archived)
# I thought that it might be . . . At Bat . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 2:32, archived)
# holy carp!
i really like your drawings. i think you probably live in a secure unit, right
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 1:46, archived)
# Silly human, you eats thems whole.
you eats thems whole.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 1:46, archived)
# Fishing at it's best!
(I helped save b3ta! Art101 You all have an unhealthy and morbid fascination, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 1:46, archived)
# YES
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 1:48, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 2:00, archived)
# arfness
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 2:01, archived)
# Feeeeeeesh so sushi !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 2:10, archived)
# He didn't mind the blood when his zebra pig exploded!
Haha.

(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 2:13, archived)
# Yay
You remember zebra-pig! : D
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 2:16, archived)
# Arf!
this is the only way to fish
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 2:19, archived)
# Oh, man
Talk about a cliffhanger ending.
WHAT HAPPENS NEXT?
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 2:27, archived)
# he has no right fishin'...
...no right!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 2:54, archived)
# I was not going to post this
As it borrows heavily from a tutorial in a magazine even using the stock model ( I was lazy and got bored looking for a suitable figure after half an hour ) and I'll probably do a lot more to it tomorrow but then I thought fuck it. It will give someone something to bitch about.




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PSD for those interested in that kind of thing. About 53mb I think.
http://www.mediafire.com/?uir4awmmgfu
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 1:32, archived)
# Nice one!
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 1:33, archived)
# wow
now i really really hate you.


d
(Catnipppp, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 1:34, archived)
# no need for
that attitude!
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 1:37, archived)
# where is the tutorial
how is that done?


.
(Catnipppp, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 1:42, archived)
# It's in Advanced photoshop magazine last month.
So I claim no special skills ( the technique is standard layers modes, I just used all the components because I liked the original image )

I'm uploading the PSD now so I'll add it to the post shortly.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 1:45, archived)
# Nicely done you cunt
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 1:36, archived)
# every need
for that attitude.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 1:37, archived)
# :D
How goes it?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 1:38, archived)
# Ok thanks.
finally started to feel human again today. I can't remember having a worse bout of flu.
Still I'll be able to get back in the pub without fear of causing epidemic now ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 1:39, archived)
# I wish I could afford to go to pubs :(
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 1:40, archived)
# entry is free
beer flavoured fluid is not
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 1:41, archived)
# Yeah theres no point in going without the beer
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 1:42, archived)
# quite so
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 1:44, archived)
# that is rather fucked up
this has been what, 2 weeks?


(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 1:40, archived)
# yeah a good 2 weeks
and most of it seriously on my arse.
I've been calling it jack in the box flu because I woke some days thinking I'd seen the last of it only to be confined to bed 4 hours later full of drugs. Been really shitty.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 1:42, archived)
# you haven't been to some wierd ass country recently have you?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 1:44, archived)
# No but I'd have quite liked to have gone to
Australia whilst I was still rabidly infectious ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 1:46, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 1:48, archived)
# *tries to think of 'clockwork' joke*
*fails*

well done :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 1:39, archived)
# haha thats ace
i was reading the top bit thinking "i hope pasanonic's about, his response to this is sure to be priceless... oh wait"

nice job
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 1:46, archived)
# Lovely
Very Dave McKeanesque
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 1:54, archived)
# NEEDS MORE LENS FLARE
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 1:55, archived)
# why is she blasting a globe with lightning while her telescope emits pulsing runes
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 1:59, archived)
# because, she's FUCKING MENTAL!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 2:05, archived)
# she's not even using her telescope.
does it pulse like that all the time? man that must get irritating.
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 2:09, archived)
# THESE ARE ADVANCED TECHNIQUES RIGHT HERE
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 2:08, archived)
# for shame!


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(glue Joy division oven gloves at dawn, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 1:23, archived)
#
(Marcus De Sade III, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 1:24, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 1:25, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 1:27, archived)
# Ugly sweaters are uuuuugly!
Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 1:29, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 1:30, archived)
# Pfft


PS has this gif been done before? Can't remember if I've seen it
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 1:35, archived)
# I don't know
but it velly funny!
(glue Joy division oven gloves at dawn, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 1:36, archived)
# is this a 4chan thing
I'm terribly confused
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 1:40, archived)
# What is 4chan
?
(glue Joy division oven gloves at dawn, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 1:42, archived)
# google is your friend/enemy
frenemy?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 1:48, archived)
# 4chan is the largest English imageboard on the web.
well I never did.
so is this a generic style?
or was it just the accent and the jumpers thats JUMPERS not sweaters.....sounds so .....sweaty?
(glue Joy division oven gloves at dawn, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 2:00, archived)
# no
it's a narwaal (sp?) thing
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 2:10, archived)
# COITUS CRISPY TRINKETS
(__, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 1:05, archived)
# please mr internet guy, help
i am rissing here
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 1:06, archived)
# The chica from, ah, University Challenge
or whatever. Not in the UK but i read something about it... Apparently she's quite smart, and some people take objection to that. Or perhaps, her attitude.
(I helped save b3ta! Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Tue 3 Mar 2009, 2:53, archived)
# COPIOUS TRIMBLING COPIES
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 1:10, archived)
# FINDUS CRISPY PANCAKES
(__, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 1:13, archived)
# REJECTUS TWATIOUS TRIMBLE
Looks like a plumper and likely uptalks.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 1:16, archived)
# is that a spell as used by harry potter?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 1:21, archived)
# Was in the mode, yes.
However, a little bespeckled tween like him would
be unlikely to cast such on a randy university tart.
No matter how big the arse on it.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 1:25, archived)
# *drools*
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 1:17, archived)
# CORRUPT CORPSE TRIMPS
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 1:11, archived)
# DAMN YOU
Now i have Jeremy Paxman's void in my hed reapeatedly saying: "Corpus Christi, Trimble"
(munzor in the jungle, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 1:16, archived)
# not worthy of its own thread, but how can someone in the same timezone as me post something tommorow?


www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=2216613701&ref=nf
from this rather shit faceook group.
(halloumi slowly pushing you down the board on, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 1:17, archived)
# Good one. Blank out the name and face and then link to the page it's on.
(__, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 1:18, archived)
# haha
i did well there.
i added the link as an afterthought as i thought people might think id just edited it.
(halloumi slowly pushing you down the board on, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 1:22, archived)
# Think he works for MI5?
he's got skillz
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 1:22, archived)
# would a magenta penis solve this?
good thing i blanked it out in white
(halloumi slowly pushing you down the board on, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 1:24, archived)
# I believe that is the standard means of redeeming onself in this establishment
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 1:38, archived)
# Keep Your Fucking Hand Down in Lecture and Shut Up. No One Cares
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 1:25, archived)
# my facebook does that a lot
when i'm using my mobile
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 2:10, archived)
# Are we still doing these?


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(glue Joy division oven gloves at dawn, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 0:52, archived)
# I would still do at least one of them
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 0:54, archived)
# one more
or does that count as one?
Oh! penny drops lol
(glue Joy division oven gloves at dawn, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 0:55, archived)
# Yeah, that Henry's such a stud
And Rob does not suit that feathery hat.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 1:05, archived)
# CORPUS CHRISTI TRIMBLE TRIMBLE TRIMBLE TRIMBLE TRIMBLE TRIMBLE TRIMBLE
(__, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 0:51, archived)
# TRIMBLE
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 0:54, archived)
# Gravdal
gravdal
(malvino warning profile may cause death an brain damage, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 0:56, archived)
# pfft........let me guess
the winner is.......
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 0:56, archived)
# you shall trimble in fear
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 1:05, archived)
# made me wonder....................................thuperman with a lithp?
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 0:49, archived)
# Don't get on that horth, thuperman!
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 0:52, archived)
# but ah gotta thave loith
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 0:58, archived)
# A t-shirt design I have been working on. extra points for working out which band influenced it!


Click for bigger (311 kb)
(FeldmanHaimBluesExplosion : You've only to believe if you wish to achieve. T, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 0:37, archived)
# Satellites Go Bang.
I used to like them until they sold out.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 0:38, archived)
# Close!
But ultimately you fail
(FeldmanHaimBluesExplosion : You've only to believe if you wish to achieve. T, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 0:39, archived)
# Boom Boom Satellites.

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 0:41, archived)
# YEAH BABY!
...I bet it's not as hard as I thought it would be
(FeldmanHaimBluesExplosion : You've only to believe if you wish to achieve. T, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 0:42, archived)
# *shrugs*
I just googled 'japanese satellite band music'
and that was the first result.
(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 0:44, archived)
# And here was I thinking you were clever for figuring out it says 'boom boom' in Japanese.
Ah well
(FeldmanHaimBluesExplosion : You've only to believe if you wish to achieve. T, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 0:47, archived)
# the Japs crashed into the moon?!?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 0:57, archived)
# Its very literal
I mean the satellites do actually go bang. I think when band names do this with their merch It seems like branding to me.
(glue Joy division oven gloves at dawn, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 1:03, archived)
# Blog spam Vector

CFB (B=Blog)

If anyone can give pointers as to why I suck at vectoring eyes then please give me a hint. They never come out right.
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 0:10, archived)
# Find fuck off massive pictures so you can vector all the details exactly.
Ask IVV, she can actually do it.

Nicely as ever.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 0:13, archived)
# I grab the pics from the crappy DVD,
If there is there a better way that PRTSCRN from Media Player I'll take it.
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 0:20, archived)
# Hmm, depends who you ask
Discussion on vectored eyes here
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 0:27, archived)
# thats why i stick to vectoring inanimate objects
they have no eyes!
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 0:34, archived)
# I should try that strategy.
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 0:37, archived)
# Right then I'm off to watch True Blood!
night!
(glue Joy division oven gloves at dawn, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 0:13, archived)
# You need to add specular highlights to indicate they're rounded, otherwise they look flat.
Also he appears to have no pupils. I can't see any; dunno if they're there in the full-sized version.

Have a picture of my mum's pussy.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 0:24, archived)
# Nice puss
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 0:29, archived)
# It's as you see it.
I tried pupils, but it looked too wierd so I removed.

I like your mums pussy. Seems different to how I remembered it though.
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 0:31, archived)
# Your mum's pussy is very furry
Can I stroke it?
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 0:33, archived)
# Yes, you may.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 0:37, archived)
# COR!
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 0:38, archived)
# Colour, that's why.
Also
shading

To unpack: Your eyes(whites) are too dark and the iris is too bright.
On jacket, the shade and colour are too far apart. The highlights
in the hair are too bright. Dim the teeshirt and fix eyes first. then play.
Still good though, just suggesting possible improvements.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 0:28, archived)
# On earlier pics I was toying with shading using different opacity percentages
rather than shades of colour. It just looked too soft and velvety though.

I went with loads of different colours for eyes but they were all wrong. I think it's that the source pic was much more in shadow, but I lightened my shades because it looked too dark.

Hell I don't know. It's more complicated with copious wine quantities inside you, I reckon.

How Logovend can do these in 7 shapes, but it takes me over 100.... bastard.
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 0:36, archived)
# Talent.
If I knew which shop IVV, Logovend and
others bought it, I'd sell my family for some.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 0:38, archived)
# I have a feeling they don't come from the school of
'just get drunk and do what you can in 3 hours...'

It's probably the shop of 'Patience', 'Effort' and 'Pride in your own work'. Something wierd like that.
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 0:42, archived)
# No!
You need MORE wine!
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 0:39, archived)
# If that were true Gronkpan would have more than a pair of bananas.
LOL
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 0:42, archived)
# I BLAME ZACH BRAFF
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 1:10, archived)
# ALSO
LIONEL RICHIE
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 1:12, archived)
# Well that is my motto...
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 0:44, archived)
# logovend takes advantage
of certain tools in Xara extreme that make vector images quick and easy.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 1:13, archived)
# It depends upon what you set out to do and what method you are using.
First off are you actually making vector images? Are you using a vector package, creating vector shapes with bezier curves and handles that you then assign colour to or are you just using a pixel paint program to select areas adn fill tem with pisel colour?
If you use the second method then either drop it and use the first method for actual vector images. If you want to stay with the paint method then drop all pretence of vectoring and learn all you can from google about cell shading and learn to do that better. ( I suggest the videos at www.digitalarttutorials.com )
If you do want to use illustrator and make vector images then google all you can about gradient mesh vectors and learn how to do that.
The most convincing work is done with that technique as can be seen here.
www.khulsey.com/masters_yukio_miyamoto.html
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 1:10, archived)
# sausages ..cabbages..and ermmm...
(glue Joy division oven gloves at dawn, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 23:57, archived)
# I see no reason why this should be getting no responses.
Yay.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 1:31, archived)
# Why thank you
[;
(glue Joy division oven gloves at dawn, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 2:08, archived)
# Sorry

EDIT: Cheers, you shouldn't have. Really.
(brain_blessed, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 23:34, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
You stupid man :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 23:35, archived)
# I hug you
and all your kin
for this
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 23:35, archived)
# That's
great
(gbehh www.murraythenut.com, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 23:36, archived)
# hahaha fucking aweseom
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 23:37, archived)
# prepare for a right old spanging, ha ha ha ha

(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 23:37, archived)
# The tension is killing me
JUST SPANG ALREADY!!!
(brain_blessed, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 23:39, archived)
# he looks like a star
yay!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 23:41, archived)
# hahah
i hope to see this used on a regular basis...
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 23:58, archived)
# usualy reserved for dave the hat
but i do make exceptions occasionally
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 0:03, archived)
# SPANG
hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 23:38, archived)
# haha!
plenty of narwhal tonight, and for this i am glad
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 23:41, archived)
# Double sorry for the defiling
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 23:41, archived)
# Brilliant
I just stopped myself from doing Andy Warwhal
(brain_blessed, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 23:43, archived)
# Nooo ! DO IT!
(I helped save b3ta! Jorvic, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 23:54, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 23:59, archived)
# You're too good.
Too damn good I say.
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 0:10, archived)
# I just came back from watching Ross Noble.
And this is fucking excellent.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 23:44, archived)
# He wasn't doing a gig
He was at home, in the shower.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 23:46, archived)
# soapy noble...
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 23:48, archived)
# IN PLYMOUTH?
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 23:56, archived)
# YES IN PLYMOUTH, YOU LURK NOW?
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 0:00, archived)
# aha
(muckluks notsureyet, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 23:45, archived)
# gah!
it's your fault that I have decided to post this

which if these superheroes does not have a cape on
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 23:49, archived)
# you dumb ass, you killed the board
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 23:54, archived)
# Oh, *spang*
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 23:54, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Mon 2 Mar 2009, 23:57, archived)
# I REALLY dont get the whole 'fucking narwhals' thing.
could someone explain? It seems like some 4chan thing
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 23:57, archived)
# FUCKING GNARWHALS.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 0:00, archived)
# HORNS N SHIT YYYYYYEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHH
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 0:12, archived)
# Is it not the raddest shit you've seen
this century?
(I helped save b3ta! thistle, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 18:29, archived)
# This should help...

www.rawhub.com/node/987
(Baa Lamb, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 12:17, archived)
# decided to just boot up the board quicky before bed time
and this made my evening.
:D spangly
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 23:59, archived)
# Are you related to Madame Malboro?
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 0:01, archived)
# nope
i just like futurama
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 0:06, archived)
# I WILL DESTROY YOU!!!
Morbo has forgotten how to say the letter that looks like a little man
That's a T. It goes 'tih'.
Hello little man.
(brain_blessed, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 0:12, archived)
# Hi Morbo - how are the kids?
BELLIGERENT AND NUMEROUS


Yay Morbo
www.youtube.com/watch?v=9xdVmXubIV0
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 0:06, archived)
# WINDMILLS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY!!!
Morbo is brilliant
(brain_blessed, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 0:10, archived)
# puny human number 1! puny human number 2!
..and morbos good friend, richard nixon
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 0:13, archived)
# do kittens really give Mr Morbo gas?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 1:29, archived)
# narwhals woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 0:00, archived)
# Hahahahahahahaha
THIS IS ACES.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 0:13, archived)
# Hahahaha
FUCKING STAB YOU GOD DAMN NAWHALS GOD DAMN
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 0:11, archived)
# *gibbers*
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 0:57, archived)
# Cop for this!
www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/Narwhals
(The Yongy Bongy Bo brought to you in glorious monochrome, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 16:54, archived)
# did you know
if you listen to that for more than half an hour, non-stop; strange things happen.
(The Incredible Sulk Finally remembered his password on, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 0:13, archived)
# I had to. Sorry.
Photobucket

Photobucket
(The Incredible Sulk Finally remembered his password on, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 20:44, archived)
# over there and over here
Whatever happened to the Near Canals and the Far Canals?

much too sweary for me
(Zuffle farts silently in lifts then leaves the warm aroma, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 23:46, archived)
# Parents


Click for bigger (28 kb)
(gbehh www.murraythenut.com, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 23:34, archived)
# :O
Aces :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 23:35, archived)
# lol
(I helped save b3ta! Azathoth thinks my name isn't so bad..., Mon 2 Mar 2009, 23:36, archived)
# pfffft
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 23:37, archived)
# Ooo, thread deleter!
You can just click edit and modify your code, ya know.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 23:43, archived)
# Honestly...
I panicked.
(gbehh www.murraythenut.com, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 23:44, archived)
# my mom and dad made me click this
WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 23:50, archived)
# He ain't going back to rehab.
(muckluks notsureyet, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 23:30, archived)
# Is she still alive?
Haven't seen her on the cover of any tabloid recently.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 23:32, archived)
# She was in the paper the other day
riding a horse in the Caribbean. Least life threatening kind of Horse she has been on in a while ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 23:33, archived)
# Hard to know if she still has a
pulse.
(muckluks notsureyet, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 23:34, archived)
# perhaps the mass media have decided to let her fuck herself up in peace?
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 23:35, archived)
# Naaaaaa
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 23:42, archived)
# hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 23:32, archived)

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