They are confused as it is in direct terminology.If it had been phrased something like "News pair gets sacked up"
or "Pearled presenter and dandruff model lose place in the
limelight", they'd get the point in no time at all.
(or "Pearled presenter and dandruff model lose place in the
limelight", they'd get the point in no time at all.
Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs,
Thu 5 Mar 2009, 1:44,
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Breaking once again with tradition, and for the first consecutive timeI like this compo. I am not going to moan about it.
That pic fits the bill too, so get it in there.
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Thu 5 Mar 2009, 1:48,
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That pic fits the bill too, so get it in there.
that's the spirit!!
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Thu 5 Mar 2009, 1:50,
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Not a single good one since you joined? Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs,
Thu 5 Mar 2009, 2:14,
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seems the consensus is to compo it!!fair enough.. thanks all!
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Greedo You're lucky you found me first.,
Thu 5 Mar 2009, 1:54,
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That is brilliant.
Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree,
Thu 5 Mar 2009, 1:57,
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Man from the SouthA young man and woman on holiday in the West Indies become involved in a bizarre bet.
He must light his cigarette lighter ten times consecutively or he loses a finger.
(He must light his cigarette lighter ten times consecutively or he loses a finger.
Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Thu 5 Mar 2009, 1:24,
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as ripped off by Tarantino in Four Rooms.didn't see much of the TV series but I did read the books.
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Thu 5 Mar 2009, 1:48,
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Good read . . . no doubt ! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Thu 5 Mar 2009, 1:56,
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Dancin' with Satan...Dancin' with Satan...With a happy ending for all. Until next time where they all DIE!
Edit- super yay!
(Edit- super yay!
cowcat Bituminous squeegee,
Thu 5 Mar 2009, 1:36,
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NO AIDS!fuck yeah.
( Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Thu 5 Mar 2009, 1:49,
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Get your mallet ready and . . . Whack - A - Flamingo !
Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Thu 5 Mar 2009, 1:08,
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That lil whacker sure can whack ! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Thu 5 Mar 2009, 1:12,
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I like that he doesn't even get close to his head.
Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts,
Thu 5 Mar 2009, 1:32,
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Yeah . . . just a little primape . . . Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Thu 5 Mar 2009, 1:15,
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This game's a piece of piss!*Whack*
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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Thu 5 Mar 2009, 1:15,
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Subliminal urinational suggestion . . . Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Thu 5 Mar 2009, 1:17,
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Oh, a mallet. Silly me, back to the duck pond with you then."Quack?"
( Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs,
Thu 5 Mar 2009, 1:17,
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Yeah . . . it's OK to whack and quack with a duck . . . GET ON DOWN ! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Thu 5 Mar 2009, 1:19,
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Yeah . . . it looks better than it is . . . it made itself . . . Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Thu 5 Mar 2009, 1:40,
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What kind of avocado-based dip can you find in an amusement arcade?Wuacamole!
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Thu 5 Mar 2009, 1:41,
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Oooooooooh yeah . . . I'll bring some Door Eat Toes ! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Thu 5 Mar 2009, 1:47,
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It is a picture that is making a comment on the economythrough the use of a pun derived from two possible meanings of the English word "crunch."
EDIT: Were you aware that you turned 1000 four posts ago?
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Thu 5 Mar 2009, 0:52,
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EDIT: Were you aware that you turned 1000 four posts ago?
well be sure not to miss 2000mark your calendar for one year and 26 days from now
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Thu 5 Mar 2009, 0:57,
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Actually it's the same meaning of the word crunch but with a more divergent context.
1. an act or sound of crunching.
2. a critical or dangerous situation
edit: well, now that I think of it, I can see what you mean.
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Thu 5 Mar 2009, 1:00,
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2. a critical or dangerous situation
edit: well, now that I think of it, I can see what you mean.
It looks like she'll be done shortly . . . Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Thu 5 Mar 2009, 0:36,
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Is she spinning clockwise or anti-clockwise?If you see clockwise it means you're gay, if anti-clockwise it means you're extra gay.
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Thu 5 Mar 2009, 0:36,
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She is spinning around . . . Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Thu 5 Mar 2009, 0:38,
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RIght round baby right round!
Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Thu 5 Mar 2009, 0:40,
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like a record baby, right round the idiot Did I say it was funny?,
Thu 5 Mar 2009, 0:41,
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you spin my head right round right round when you go down when you go down downHey, hopped out of that house with my swagger hop in that with girl, I got places to go! people to see, time is precious i look at my crowd and they out of control just like my mind where I’m going no women, no shorties, no nothin but clothes no stoppin now, my parolees on role i like my jewelry, that’s always on gold i know the storm is comin my pockets keep tellin me it’s gonna shower call up my homies that’s home then pop in the night cuz it’s meant to be ours we keep a fade away shot cuz we ballin it’s platinum patron that be ours lil mama, I owe you just like the flowers girl you to drink with all that and power clubs
edit: we makin castles that's made out of sand
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Thu 5 Mar 2009, 0:41,
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edit: we makin castles that's made out of sand
Fucking islands in the motherfucking stream! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Thu 5 Mar 2009, 0:45,
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May we never motherfucking part Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Thu 5 Mar 2009, 0:48,
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From simple wikipedia:Fire is very hot. It should never be touched.
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zoldergoose,
Thu 5 Mar 2009, 0:38,
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it's fun to microwave things...
Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips.,
Thu 5 Mar 2009, 0:38,
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Does this technique make the batteries stronger ? Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Thu 5 Mar 2009, 0:39,
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yes it turns them into miniature nuclear generators Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips.,
Thu 5 Mar 2009, 0:41,
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Great . . . I'll give it a go ! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Thu 5 Mar 2009, 0:43,
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Well done . . . and by that I mean WELL DONE ! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Thu 5 Mar 2009, 0:47,
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Nonsense.Everybody knows it only takes 2:30.
(presuming you have an 800w microwave)
((presuming you have an 800w microwave)
Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Thu 5 Mar 2009, 0:51,
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How much for you to not let her out?We could have a whip-round.
( Ugi , it's a game of give and cake,
Thu 5 Mar 2009, 10:23,
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I just saw this on the tube the other daythe guy lost :-( poor thing
(,
Thu 5 Mar 2009, 0:35,
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Haha!That's some extraordinary depression to look forward to.
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Tangy bzzzzzzzzt,
Thu 5 Mar 2009, 0:35,
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I suppose if you've got nothing . . . you've got nothing to lose . . . Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Thu 5 Mar 2009, 0:39,
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Oh fucking yes Especially with wheels like that
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epiphany coming live from sweden,
Thu 5 Mar 2009, 0:20,
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That's what Blackpool does to ya! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Thu 5 Mar 2009, 0:24,
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I like clown lion tamers . . . Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Thu 5 Mar 2009, 0:26,
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Especially when they get eatenThen lions get to use the traditional punchline "Does this taste funny?"
( Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Thu 5 Mar 2009, 0:34,
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You have hit the preverbial clown on the head ! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Thu 5 Mar 2009, 0:37,
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Not really.These are better than just clowns.
( Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs,
Thu 5 Mar 2009, 0:27,
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Technically, the number of channels could still be infiniteSay, you could tune in to Desperate Fishwife on channel 1111111111111111111
/*pushes glasses up the bridge of his nose with one bony finger*
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Thu 5 Mar 2009, 0:08,
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/*pushes glasses up the bridge of his nose with one bony finger*
![[challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif "Challenge Entry: Credit Crunch TV"){kind=small}
Would this be cheaper?
Sorry about the quality of the photoshopping, only got a copy today. First post, be gentle etc....
Anthropos Was making beer on,
Wed 4 Mar 2009, 23:56,
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quality aside, it made me laughIf the internets was concerned about quality, lolcats wouldn't have happened.
also, welcome, pull up a chair, teh fear, chippy, woo yay, etc
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Wed 4 Mar 2009, 23:59,
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also, welcome, pull up a chair, teh fear, chippy, woo yay, etc
first post?ooooooooooo, welcome!~
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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!,
Wed 4 Mar 2009, 23:59,
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Beenlurking over on QOTW for a couple of weeks, thought I would have a go here too!
( Anthropos Was making beer on,
Thu 5 Mar 2009, 0:01,
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HahahahaHummus : check
Size: check
Icon : check
Welcome!
Pull up a kitten, fuck a chair etc...
You'll never leave
(Size: check
Icon : check
Welcome!
Pull up a kitten, fuck a chair etc...
You'll never leave
epiphany coming live from sweden,
Thu 5 Mar 2009, 0:01,
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Well ignore my welcome then*flounces*
( epiphany coming live from sweden,
Thu 5 Mar 2009, 0:08,
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Thank you tooI don't want to incite any flouncing!
( Anthropos Was making beer on,
Thu 5 Mar 2009, 0:10,
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You missed out kittens and never leaving ;) epiphany coming live from sweden,
Thu 5 Mar 2009, 0:11,
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Not to mentionthe chairfucking.
/*Thanks everyone for welcoming*
(/*Thanks everyone for welcoming*
Anthropos Was making beer on,
Thu 5 Mar 2009, 0:15,
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On a scale of one to fish . . . this is a dirty fishwife of desperation ! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Thu 5 Mar 2009, 0:13,
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good job i spent fuck all time on it though.
( sepang 's favourite day is,
Wed 4 Mar 2009, 23:56,
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If it's any consolation I like yours better...
Barbarossa is not my real name,
Wed 4 Mar 2009, 23:57,
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O HAI
Also, cock!
*Really goes to bed*
elephant rider property shark sighted!,
Wed 4 Mar 2009, 23:59,
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Mwahaha!Then my work here is done.
*walks off into the sunset*
(*walks off into the sunset*
Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Wed 4 Mar 2009, 23:43,
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nicely worked.I was trying to make a picature.. but photoshop is being a weirdo.. when I press ctrl v to paste a pic it brings up a vanish point window and everytime I move or change it.. it instantly makes it a new layer. I have closed it down and I'm looking at my computer sulkily.
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arrangedletters,
Wed 4 Mar 2009, 23:49,
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And that is why paint should alwaysbe the weapon of choice!
It never does silly things like that ;)
(It never does silly things like that ;)
Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Wed 4 Mar 2009, 23:51,
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Vanishing Point you say?Good film, that.
(http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0067927/)
((http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0067927/)
Tangy bzzzzzzzzt,
Wed 4 Mar 2009, 23:53,
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In 32 minutes . . . Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Wed 4 Mar 2009, 23:29,
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Sig still working well then?Is a new one up for sale?
*Bids nothing*
(*Bids nothing*
elephant rider property shark sighted!,
Wed 4 Mar 2009, 23:36,
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This is actually an update since the first :)It will again be up for sale starting tomorrow :)
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Wed 4 Mar 2009, 23:39,
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Oooh, look at him go...
AngryDave requiring lawyers, guns and money since,
Wed 4 Mar 2009, 23:26,
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Thats been done by goodness gracious me/was rupees instead of lira
( epiphany coming live from sweden,
Wed 4 Mar 2009, 23:27,
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Oh really?That Steve Austin? He was Indian you know!
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Wed 4 Mar 2009, 23:33,
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CheersGood catch
( AngryDave requiring lawyers, guns and money since,
Wed 4 Mar 2009, 23:42,
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*Sympathy reply*I thought it was a good idea.
:)
(:)
elephant rider property shark sighted!,
Wed 4 Mar 2009, 23:42,
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Ta!I take all the sympathy I can get. I need all the symapthy...
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Neffer Vossent rues the day,
Thu 5 Mar 2009, 0:17,
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Nor.............den
Typical media baaaaaiasThey're trying to pull the wool over our eyes.
( Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Wed 4 Mar 2009, 23:34,
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What?I've only just taken the tinfoil hat off. Are we back to Daftcon 1 already?
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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Wed 4 Mar 2009, 23:38,
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Have I Got Ewes For You.Alternatively, Have I Got News For Ewe.
Multipunctional.
(Multipunctional.
Chrico is a bounder and a cad,
Wed 4 Mar 2009, 23:39,
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Or maybe Have I goat news for you? Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Wed 4 Mar 2009, 23:45,
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I think they'll tone down the terrorist events to save on special effects
He was just about to get someone to remove itbut tragically they got shot in the head. Followed by a cut to commercial break.
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Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway...,
Wed 4 Mar 2009, 23:23,
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Arfwww.b3ta.com/board/9237406
/spamming compo entry from earlier.
(/spamming compo entry from earlier.
zoldergoose,
Wed 4 Mar 2009, 23:24,
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FUCK THE PRESIDENT'S ABOUT TO SPRAY HIMSELF IN HIS OWN PISH JACK
drbroon abloooobloobloo,
Wed 4 Mar 2009, 23:25,
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I have no catnip to hand overbut you can have dog biccies in the shape of a bone.
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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH,
Wed 4 Mar 2009, 23:16,
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throbby cat is throbbing prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Wed 4 Mar 2009, 23:18,
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Mind if I pop this here?
Bulemic Bulemic Hippos.
didn't want to bump you
Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway...,
Wed 4 Mar 2009, 23:20,
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That looksfamiliar... ;-)
( benryves Now I'm radioactive! That can't be good!,
Thu 5 Mar 2009, 0:18,
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:)yeah actually found it googling for hungry hungry hippos... someone had posted it on one of the forums on the Beastie Boys web site.
Little reverse, a little crop, and there we go. Purely because I thought of Bulemic Bulemic Hippos further down thread-wise. Would have credited you if i knew it was yours :)
(Little reverse, a little crop, and there we go. Purely because I thought of Bulemic Bulemic Hippos further down thread-wise. Would have credited you if i knew it was yours :)
Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway...,
Thu 5 Mar 2009, 3:22,
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Yes...yes it willI am just going to be a reposty McWhore'y pants...
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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!,
Wed 4 Mar 2009, 23:16,
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Is it wrong that I read that as 'JMG Balancing' TIAL Four capital letters, written in gold.,
Wed 4 Mar 2009, 23:18,
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he could use a good balancing Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway...,
Wed 4 Mar 2009, 23:26,
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Those brown ones looks suspiciously like chutney to meAre they both cheating?
( Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH,
Wed 4 Mar 2009, 23:18,
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I suspect it is home made rosehip...which can be quite brownBut I think the Dutch over stepped the mark with a misguided jar of quince
( The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!,
Wed 4 Mar 2009, 23:20,
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silly glueolympics is not revolution.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=p43YYovonS0
(www.youtube.com/watch?v=p43YYovonS0
arrangedletters,
Wed 4 Mar 2009, 23:16,
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:D:D:Dquality anim, sir :)
Not the best video for that song.. but seemingly the copywrite clamp down on youtube has claimed another victim :(
(Not the best video for that song.. but seemingly the copywrite clamp down on youtube has claimed another victim :(
arrangedletters,
Wed 4 Mar 2009, 23:30,
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That is a thing of beauty :D Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Wed 4 Mar 2009, 23:44,
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Commander Otter Nuff of the Awesome Fighting Force surveys the alien planet
Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Wed 4 Mar 2009, 23:10,
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*secret salutes* :D prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Wed 4 Mar 2009, 23:12,
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hold on. I'm coming too.
Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Wed 4 Mar 2009, 23:13,
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"We shall conquer your planet momentarily,but first we must piss about in the sea for a bit."
Top notch!
(Top notch!
Chrico is a bounder and a cad,
Wed 4 Mar 2009, 23:14,
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