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# Good night scribble.
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 2:01, archived)
# Good night
and don't call me scribble
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 2:03, archived)
# That's gorgeous!
It looks like Sock's sister in the new series of Reaper :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 2:12, archived)
# There's a new series of Reaper?
*rushes to the download-a-motron*
(MooCow_Byter, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 2:17, archived)
# Yes, 2 episodes in now.
It is fantastic already :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 2:24, archived)
# I wish my scribbles were that good :(


Goodnight b3ta.
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 2:15, archived)
# great stuff :D
you have much skill
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 2:32, archived)
# Some double acts aren't meant to be....


Click for bigger (96 kb)

Crudely done (by all means feel free to a remake), but I think it sums up what we're all thinking. Bonus points for sending it to the BBC Comedy department (should you decide to accept that mission)
(Interceptor Returns to b3ta after over a YEAR!, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 1:45, archived)
# Sod that! Where are the Chuckle Bros.?
also: I can't stop playing BrokenPictureTelephone it's driving me insane!
(I helped save b3ta! Brims Spurts., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 1:49, archived)
# What the hell is brokenpicturetelephone? PICTURE EDITED:
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 2:07, archived)
# Pfft
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 2:09, archived)
# It;s true thought isn't it?
Why can't people just be funny anymore? I went mental and smashed my ankle yesterday! It was fucking hilarious! I was lying at the bottom of the stairs in pain afterwards and I actually thought to myself, if Horne and Corden did this I would well LOL! BRING BACK LAUREL AND HARDY AND ABBOT AND COSTELLO AND THE MARX BROTHERS AND CHARLIE CHAPLIN AND HAROLD LLOYD AND SHIZZLE!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 2:11, archived)
# proof positive you're rooting for a zombie apocalypse
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 2:34, archived)
# Too fucking right!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 2:43, archived)
# Speaking of Abbott and Costello, this has had way too few views so far
www.vimeo.com/3307967 (t's mine so I'm biased)
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 2:36, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha ah!
Fucking win :D

TAKE ME OUT TO THE BALL GAME!
TAKE ME OUT TO THE PARK!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 2:40, archived)
# pfft
www.brokenpicturetelephone.com
(I helped save b3ta! Brims Spurts., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 2:41, archived)
# mitchel and webb were better on the radio
the tv one was possibly still worth it for sir digby chicken cesar though
(totally going to bed now)
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 1:49, archived)
# Everything is better on the radio.
That's what they always say, people on the internet couldn't be wrong!
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 1:52, archived)
# ^this
see also Dead Ringers
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 1:53, archived)
# CANDLE!
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 1:54, archived)
# Nice candle.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 2:02, archived)
# Totally agree.
Ha ha....look at the fat man.
Ha ha....gay joke.
Ha ha....look at the fat man.

And repeat for 30 mins.

It was on a par with tittybangbang for shitness
(Tivert, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 1:50, archived)
# Speaking of the nigh-on homophobia, there was an excellent review in the london paper the other day
it went a little something like this:

"Horne and Corden have described this programme as the most gay sketch show ever made. Maybe. But only in the same way that Schindler's List was the most Jewish film ever made".
(I helped save b3ta! thiswasmyclone, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 1:55, archived)
# I think it would just be more accurate to say
"Anything on BBCThree: Unfunny"
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 1:50, archived)
# Oh thats just unfair, what about...
erm....

2 pints?

ok, that's shit, I fancy Sheridan Smith
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 1:53, archived)
# what about the wrong door
made by a b3tan...so err...it must be good, right?
(I helped save b3ta! thiswasmyclone, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 1:55, archived)
# I forgot about that, quite enjoyed it
was it really made by a b3tan?
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 1:58, archived)
# Yup, many of the sketch ideas were supplied by b3tans, several from HappyToast
The producer was Ben Wheatley : www.b3ta.com/users/profile.php?id=10296
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 2:05, archived)
# indeed
let's hope his next series doesn't redex as bad as his profile!
(I helped save b3ta! thiswasmyclone, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 2:06, archived)
# Ah ok cheers
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 2:08, archived)
# That's what I hoped
but how wrong I was. Great animation, zero laughs.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 2:00, archived)
# it was definitely less enjoyable
than I wanted it to be. But there were some awesome parts. I liked the car infestation and the level up interviews especially. :)
(I helped save b3ta! thiswasmyclone, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 2:05, archived)
# I thought the trailer looked absolutely amazing.
Sadly as with things which come from brief youtube/b3ta style ideas, they just didn't suit being stretched out into the full length thing.

MrandMrsWheatley did produce possibly two of finest b3ta videos ever though, their "Unseen Rally Highlights" and The Actors which you literally need to watch RIGHT NOW!
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 2:11, archived)
# I saw them
they're insanely talented
(I helped save b3ta! thiswasmyclone, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 2:20, archived)
# yes
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 1:55, archived)
# nice underwear beneath the pasties
(I helped save b3ta! thiswasmyclone, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 1:56, archived)
# She just would, pie or no
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 1:59, archived)
# Ah yes,
The highlight of Two Pints of Lager.... Please note, not a single word was mis-spelled in this response.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 2:09, archived)
# Tell me again who was the target audience for this show
I forget
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 2:14, archived)
# I'm too busy wanking
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 2:24, archived)
# I think Monkeydust was literally the only genuinely funny thing I can think of to come from BBCThree and that was hit and miss at times.
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 1:58, archived)
# I grabbed a couple of series of that but have never got round to watching it
I just assumed it would be shit so has been consigned to the rainy day section of the hard drive
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 2:00, archived)
# oh nononnono
it's one of the best programmes ever. Watch it. Watch it now!
(I helped save b3ta! thiswasmyclone, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 2:04, archived)
# The darkest humour imaginable
a truly brilliant show.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 2:07, archived)
# Oh really?
You clearly never watched Brasseye.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 2:13, archived)
# Brasseye had some GOOD SCIENCE clips,
one of which was vertical farming. I think it was Tanya Bryer yapping on about it.

Well see this www.verticalfarm.com/

I'm off to get some bos bos and clarky cat. See ya.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 2:17, archived)
#
Brasseye Jam

Actually I still believe that Brazil has some of the blackest humour I have ever experienced, it also has possibly the best broken weary dystopian atmosphere of any film ever made too.
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 2:18, archived)
# brazil is cocking awesome :)
one of my favouritist films, so good I bought it twice.

mostly because some qwunt stole/ i left it some where last time round.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 2:21, archived)
# I would say Gilliam for the fucking win,
but no,

GILLIAM FOR THE CUNTING WIN!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 2:28, archived)
# I'm an avid fan of anything Morris.
Jam & Brass Eye were extremely dark, but Monkey Dust was deep in the abyss.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 2:22, archived)
# The radio series of Jam was incredible
especially when you think it was broadcast on Radio 1 and barely drew any complaints, the biggest fuss was the bishops lips sketch (episode 6 of series 1) and even then it was morning after complainers who didn't hear it.

The TV series did add some things but it also took away a lot, particularly the wonderful music he had in amongst the sketches.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 2:27, archived)
# To be honest I generally skipped past the music sections (having to scan through and see if there was any dialogue).
The really odd synthesised voice taglines for the show were brilliant though, there was one in Stephen Hawking's voice saying Simon Mayo was urinating on a tramp in a wheelbarrow or something...

Easily the best thing about Blue Jam was Morris' monologues though, that short film they made of My Wrongs 8245–8249 & 117 was no way near as good as the original narrated version in the radio show.
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 2:44, archived)
# Yes the monologues were tops.
The thing with the music is for years after I'd get into different bands/albums and then find a track i recognised from Blue Jam. I would put Blue Jam on as driving music when I would go up and down the motorways and it was great when the songs kicked in to punctuate a really good sketch
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 2:49, archived)
# ^
this
(JoePesky, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 4:17, archived)
# it was like a more expensive version of m3tatweening
It was excellent and the internet says that it featured Goldfrapp's Felt Mountain album music before the album came out, only it took so long to make and get monkey dust on air the album had already been released and been a hit by then :)
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 2:10, archived)
# The heady days of history eh? :D
So what has brought you back recently Prof?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 2:15, archived)
# I've been hither and thither about the links pages.
It's kind of nice to see the pace of the main board has slowed enough to have a bit of a chat again.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 2:20, archived)
# similar reason as to why the later series never got on dvd
unauthorised use of music. That and one of the producers died. :((
(I helped save b3ta! thiswasmyclone, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 2:22, archived)
# Yes I often watch the collected transition scenes where you go past
the electrics shop with Tony Blair yapping and the Lovely Head whistling, then into the bad excuse guy. When i listen to the song in genereal i always sing along "Education, education, education, education.."

www.youtube.com/watch?v=CAfsjLZr-K4
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 2:30, archived)
# I'm sorry,
but you are wrong here.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 1:53, archived)
# christ i hate those two cunts
i'd rather eat a chicken kiev filled with smeg than watch any more of their 'comedy'. also how come two shit actors get a show when some good comedians have been working for years and can't get a look in. looking forward to the stewart lee show though. starts on monday.
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 1:54, archived)
# Same.
Fuck knows how he's literally had to battle with the BBC to get any programs despite having success after success and being critically acclaimed in the Stand-up circuit.

I think the last tv thing he actually did was Kombat Opera, and he only wrote one episode of that to my memory.

EDIT: I've got the CD of the bizaare Pea Green Boat spoken word set he did. Honestly it's in places the funniest and weirdest thing I've ever heard.
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 2:01, archived)
# do you fancy sending me an mp3 if you have one ?
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 2:30, archived)
# I do have an mp3, you couldn't actually rip it originally so I had to record it through audacity purely so I don't have to use the CD to listen.
I would sort of suggest buying it to support Stew, but if not I'll send it along seeing as it's not like anyone's losing out if it was never going to be bought.

I have all the unbuyable TMWRNJ (with the exception of series 2 episode 7 which I can't get a bloody uncorrupted copy of) and Fist of Fun shows as well in reasonable VHS rip format, as well as their earlier Radio excursions.
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 2:38, archived)
# That should be pretty awesome!
I think that is a sign of his quality though, that he can just stand there for his advert and get you excited :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 2:06, archived)
# He had a tendancy to do that, it's not always just the material but his labourious interminable approach.
The opening to his Stewart Lee Stand Up Comedian set has got to be one of the best first lines of a thing ever.
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 2:16, archived)
# New Stewart Lee?
Excellent! It'd better be on the iPlayer thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 2:07, archived)
# frau koma is coming

(I helped save b3ta! connor, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 1:41, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 1:42, archived)
#



why does that pear have a propeller sticking out of its butt ?
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 1:43, archived)
# Hahahaha
I love this!
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 1:45, archived)
# That trunk is blown !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 1:51, archived)
# longlasting:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 1:52, archived)
# eeheehee!
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 1:54, archived)
# *clix*
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 2:04, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 2:40, archived)
# Yay for Real Connor :D
Not that COnnorlite rubbish we had earlier ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 1:44, archived)
# Spiffing!
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 1:44, archived)
# This is great
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 1:47, archived)
# AAA
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 1:47, archived)
# This is a lovely thing to see before going to sleep
NN b3ta!
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 1:47, archived)
# These breeds are well bred !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 1:50, archived)
# what a lovely trio
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 1:51, archived)
# cheers
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 1:56, archived)
# Fantastic.
I love them.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 2:04, archived)
# this image is full of joy and wonder
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 2:41, archived)
[challenge entry] Can you feel the bitterness?
(thefwf, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 1:37, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 1:41, archived)
# 100% fact.
This also applies to corner stores, doctors offices, government
building notices and every recreational facility in north america.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 1:45, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 1:35, archived)
# PREPARE FOR MAXIMUM VAN DAMMAGE
/ac

Also:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=pt7bwc4ldII&feature=channel
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 1:36, archived)
# Furtality!
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 1:36, archived)
# take that nasty van bamme !
mussel from brussel indeed !

(also: red six, standing by ) for Pedro Hin

(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 1:37, archived)
# OMG we are all going to die!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 1:41, archived)
# I'm seein' . . . snaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiil traiiiiiiiiiiiils !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 1:48, archived)
# ultimate awesome
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 2:44, archived)
# finish him!
:) nice one, g'night board
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 1:38, archived)
# hahaha
love added blood too.........:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 1:39, archived)
# WAit wait
This would imply that there's something in the world greater than Jean-Claude Van Damme, and that's clearly very wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 1:39, archived)
# What about him cousin, Jean-Claude Jim Jams?
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 1:40, archived)
# I thought the order was: Stallone> Arnie> Van Damme> Seagal
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 1:45, archived)
# 0.o
EDIT II: THIS POST KEEPS ON GOING WRONG I HATE TH EINTERNET
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 1:47, archived)
# Wheee-haw!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 1:39, archived)
# Blooooooooown Awaaaaaaaaaaay !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 1:47, archived)
[challenge entry] past your eyesed
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 1:08, archived)
# I am cow
hear me moo
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 1:08, archived)
# I am grass
fast I grew
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 1:16, archived)
# I am sky
blue so blue
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 1:17, archived)
# I am connors...
Oh wait wrong thread...
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 1:18, archived)
# We am poet
But then what's new?
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 1:22, archived)
# I am sun
I am but few
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 1:32, archived)
# I am trying
to not say "poo"




rats
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 1:44, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Fucking win :D

Compo that bad boy :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 1:09, archived)
# :D!
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 1:09, archived)
# Hahahaha YES!
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 1:10, archived)
# Moooove it!
: D
(snailcat NNNNNNNNG, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 1:10, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 1:11, archived)
# Huzzah.
It's like it's far away and then it's a lot closer.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 1:12, archived)
# You got it . . . and got me good !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 1:13, archived)
# Huuuurrrrr!
Arf.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 1:14, archived)
# VERY MUCH YES!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 1:16, archived)
# whoooooosh!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 1:22, archived)
# brilliant
the look to the left makes it, clearly he has an important mission
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 1:26, archived)
# top effort there
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 1:26, archived)
# aweriffic
c'est moo !
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 1:30, archived)
# clicks
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 1:39, archived)
[challenge entry] OH HAI THERE GAY SHIFT, AM I DOING IT RIGHT?


My paint.net has decided never to work on my laptop again, bummer :(
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 0:59, archived)
# YES YES YES
This is all ^

YES
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 0:59, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 1:01, archived)
# I thoguht you were all
"Rockets are foolish fonts are where it's at"
Am I wrong or have you changed your mind?
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 1:04, archived)
# I remembered I had dogs and im tired and in need of a drink
this is what lack of alcohol does to me!!
3 weeks 2 days without a beer! What is the world coming to!!!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 1:06, archived)
# 0.o
Why!?!
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 1:06, archived)
# I spent all my student loan on bills and booze
and didnt save enough for more booze and food.

So now Im eating one meal a day and not doing a lot.

But I have lost some weight (I dont think it helps, Im a scrawny bastard anyway)
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 1:07, archived)
# protip: sandwiches
fuck meals, just eat sandwiches forever :D
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 1:12, archived)
# Yeah, but its cheaper to make a shitmix with pasta
then buy a pack of ham which I will no doubt pick at all day before I even make any sandwiches :P
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 1:13, archived)
# Peanut butter on ricecakes!
Got me through tough studenty times. Not as tasty as chilli tho :/
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 1:17, archived)
# Haha that sounds terrible!
Chilli/shitmix is cheap

Whatever meat is reduced, tinned toms, beans,onion, garlic = shitmix
Done
4 meals out of that badboy for about £3/4
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 1:19, archived)
# Ah :(
Bread, noodles, pasta and rice are great when you're in need.
Always buy beer from tesco and drink as much as is necessary before a night out
Some dirt cheap cider is surprisingly nice
You can get some decent deals down Castle Market if you're not too fussy
I guess you know all this

I'm in a similarly tight position atm although it's less down to what food I eat and the fact I dont have a proper job :/
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 1:13, archived)
# Beer is a luxuary I cannot afford right now
Rest assured come some time in april when my loan comes I will purchase some beer :D
And drink and be happy.
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 1:15, archived)
# Hahahahaha
Return of the dogs of dreams

(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 1:00, archived)
# I would have done it better
But touchpad + paint + laziness = meh...

(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 1:01, archived)
# That's how I roll too
:)



(Contains Micto's tag as he put in the dog on the right first)
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 1:02, archived)
# :D
Love these guys :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 1:06, archived)
# Rofl
I must have missed this the first time out, but it's great :)
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 1:02, archived)
# Please tell me you saw this by McBadger tho?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=b-rBu9mRaow
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 1:04, archived)
# Oh fuck what
I didn't!
My opinion of Mr McBadger has shot up immeasurably, and I quite liked him to begin with. :D
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 1:06, archived)
# I wish I could go back to the night I found those dogs
I laughed so much, and I had money!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 1:14, archived)
# Yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 1:00, archived)
# Some approvement, cool! :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 1:01, archived)
# Approving of approvement?
Cool!
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 1:07, archived)
# I JUST WANT TO BE LOVED!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 1:09, archived)
# *hmphs*
*loves*
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 1:15, archived)
# hahaha
excellent
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 1:00, archived)
# Ta :)
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 1:02, archived)
# One Happy Meal . . . To Go !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 1:01, archived)
# You are going to do what you do to all my images arnt you :(
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 1:02, archived)
# Naaa . . . this one is too hot/cool to move !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 1:04, archived)
# Phew!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 1:04, archived)
# and to think earlier in the day you showed disgust for people rebelling in the compo :)
Woo for rocket animals


(Tefty thought long and hard about posting this on, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 1:05, archived)
# Yes
But I remembered about my dogs :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 1:06, archived)
# And it is now the gayshift
Where I feel safer...
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 1:12, archived)
# Why yes, yes you are.
CLICK
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 1:05, archived)
# Haha, ta :)
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 1:08, archived)
# YOU BET, KID
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 1:06, archived)
# THANKS CHIEF
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 1:09, archived)
# probably
don't ask me though
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 1:06, archived)
# Yeah, it could do with more shitrags
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 1:09, archived)
# Babies are humans between neonates and toddlers.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 1:08, archived)
# What about dogs dressed as people dressed as food?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 1:10, archived)
# This is shit!
Does it really need to be 17k?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 1:08, archived)
# In a word, yes
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 1:10, archived)
# You cunt!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 1:11, archived)
# arf
it does it for me:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 1:09, archived)
# Goodo
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 1:10, archived)
# THIS WINS THE INTERNET AND ALL WITHIN SAID REALMS
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 1:23, archived)
# YAY! ITS YOU, A FELLOW DOG LOVER :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 1:24, archived)
# YUS yoo doo right
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 2:09, archived)
# aaargh
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 0:58, archived)
# Good golly Miss Molly!
Sure likes to ball
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 0:59, archived)
# They called him crazy eyes Mcgraw
Needs drool and a nose bleed
(I helped save b3ta! Jorvic, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 0:59, archived)
# happy caakes to you
or a cdc

(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 1:02, archived)
# What what
www.youtube.com/watch?v=zESPCjTN-6k
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 1:02, archived)
# happy b3taday to you also
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 1:03, archived)
# AAAAAAA
aaaaaaaaaaa
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 0:59, archived)
# I get the strange feeling that you've got your finger in a wall socket !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 1:01, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 1:07, archived)
# Dick Steely Eyed !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 1:14, archived)
# hahaha
are those her c'mon eyes?........:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 1:11, archived)
[challenge entry] .
(snailcat NNNNNNNNG, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 0:50, archived)
# TO MARS!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 0:50, archived)
# THEN BACK TO FUCKING CHINA!
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 0:52, archived)
# then TO BEL AIR!
....maybe
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 0:52, archived)
# Waitless . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 0:51, archived)
# Badge!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 0:51, archived)
# THIS REALLY HAPPENED
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 0:51, archived)
# got slack?
check
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 0:51, archived)
# AstroKitty!
I have just heard Hungarian Funk Rap.

/listening to Craig Charles Funk & Soul Show blog
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 0:53, archived)
# Ive got stevie wonder :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 0:59, archived)
# the magical adventures of spacecat in space
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 0:53, archived)
[challenge entry] more of this nonsense
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 0:45, archived)
# :D:D:D
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 0:45, archived)
# MORE!
Always more! Nonsense! For ever! And again!
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 0:47, archived)
# this is all kinds of awesome
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 0:47, archived)
# Looks pretty wild with 3D glasses on !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 0:48, archived)
# Those laserbikes used to handle far better
(woo!)
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 0:48, archived)
# wow, i thought that was animated
it is! no, wait...
whoaaaaa...
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 0:48, archived)
# let me fix that for you
*opens shop up again
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 0:52, archived)
# I just had an awesome job interview
it took 10 minutes and for some reason I actually think I did pretty well.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 0:50, archived)
# That's a reasoanble time for a blowjob
I hope you win
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 0:51, archived)
# I went in, she asked me about a few things on my resume, then told me that I had exactly what they were looking for and did I have any questions
There's still a second interview to go through but hey.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 0:53, archived)
# Sounds good!
Does your resume have any banana-inspired words of wisdom in it?
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 0:54, archived)
# not yet
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 0:56, archived)
#


I hope you kill everyone in the second interview and shit down their throats. Metaphorically.
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 0:58, archived)
# It has a picture of Charlie Sheen on it.
That was exactly what they were looking for.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 0:57, archived)
# Aren't you worried
Taht you'll eat the wrong person's brains, 'gain' their knowledge, and end up worse off than you started?
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 1:00, archived)
# actually it's a photoshop I did of Ted Turner and Gary Busey sharing a passionate kiss.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 1:01, archived)
# hot poop!
good luck
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 1:00, archived)
# Fuckers dumped you already?
Best of luck! Seriously.
ALSO: UNSERIOUSLY
SPARK THAT METH IN THEIR FOYER!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 0:53, archived)
# No I'm still working there
I just thought I'd find a new job before I quit.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 0:54, archived)
# Ah. You just failed the interview and let him in.
What a gent!
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 0:55, archived)
# Ten minutes? Sounds like a perfectly reasonable time to drive Vimod round a single lap in a Zamboni
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 0:58, archived)
# This is good.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 0:50, archived)
[challenge entry] STOOOOOOAT
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 0:42, archived)
# ahahahahah!
i love this compo!
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 0:42, archived)
# HES ON FUCKIN FIRE
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 0:43, archived)
# Burning it at 90%!
Wheeeeeeeeee!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 0:43, archived)
# OMG!
TUBSTOAT!
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 0:44, archived)
# SUCCUMB TO HIS MEATY STOAT JUICES
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 0:44, archived)
# HE'S HOTTER THEN AN OTTER
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 0:44, archived)
# TO INFINITY!
AND A LITTLE BIT FURTHER!
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 0:44, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 0:45, archived)
# Outta sight !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 0:47, archived)
# stoats on toats
on bricks and blocks
zooooooooom
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 0:48, archived)
# sticks and stoats may break my boats
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 0:49, archived)
# BUT YAMS WILL NEVER HURT ME
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 0:51, archived)
# this is why you shouldn't feed them biscuits
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 0:50, archived)
# Oh yes
This is pretty spiffy.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 0:57, archived)
# hello
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 0:37, archived)
# Aaaaah . . . very well dressed for the occasion . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 0:40, archived)
# well ding dang y'all!~
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 0:42, archived)
# Takes both red and blue pills at once.
Woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 0:42, archived)
# Took one "Purple Owsley" . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 0:44, archived)
# His morning commute takes an interesting route
 
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 0:45, archived)
# poor man
he never saw the humming bird coming
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 0:46, archived)
# happy b3taday!
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 0:50, archived)
# Candle!
A whole year as well.....
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 0:59, archived)
# :)
thank you you lovely pair
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 1:07, archived)
# FUCK!
this looks complex beyond my reckoning. very bloody woo!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 0:47, archived)
# Oh Hai
there's the awesome good stuff,

thx.

(tapeworm depressed beyond tablets, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 0:54, archived)
# 012588
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 0:55, archived)
# Party on the Space Station !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 0:37, archived)
# A huge evergrowing pulsating brain which rules from the centre of Ultraworld
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 0:38, archived)
# And now it will leave for no raisin!
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 0:40, archived)
# It is very way up there . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 0:41, archived)
# Track #55!
I've just found a torrent of the complete BBC Sound Effects library. I'm moving soon, and won't have time to download all 7.5GB :(
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 0:47, archived)
# can you send me a link?

gaz me if you can :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 0:52, archived)
# Done & done
 
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 1:02, archived)
# Oooh oooh, me too!
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 1:03, archived)
# Also done
 
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 1:15, archived)
# :D
great stuff as usual
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 0:38, archived)
# They did have to evacuate up there today . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 0:42, archived)
# whoa man the walls
theyre like breathing and stuff
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 0:40, archived)
# Like . . . totally outa control and stuff . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 0:43, archived)
# Looks just like half the alien encounters from ST:TOS.
One can hope there are the fine breasted alien girls too.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 0:45, archived)
# They make those lovely girls out of pure 117% plasma !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 0:49, archived)
# that's a-throbbin'and a-bobbin'
beam me up scotty:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 1:30, archived)
# Hop on board . . . bring your own oxygen !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 1:35, archived)
# Anddddddd your keyboard is now Daft Punk [woot!]
www.najle.com/idaft/

I played with this a bit longer than I'd care to admit.
(Cotmweaselee, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 0:30, archived)
# Links is not board
Board is not links
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 0:31, archived)
# You saw this on links.
You posted it on board.

I like austrian smoked cheese.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 0:34, archived)
# Sausagecheese!
Yes!
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 0:35, archived)
# It is so fucking nice!
I am more than happy to admit that I have never eaten it in any way other than by cutting open the sausage and just nomming down!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 0:42, archived)
# *doesn't buy the sausages anymore and just gets the big wheel slices*
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 0:44, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 0:36, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
What episode is that from?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 0:43, archived)
# can't remember...think it's one of the mel gibson piss takes..
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 0:53, archived)
# I was thinking that,
North by North Quahog?

But I don't remember that scene :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 1:11, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 0:36, archived)
# that's quite fun :D
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 0:39, archived)
# sigh




(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 0:40, archived)
# threadwaste, glooooooooooooorious threadwaste
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 0:43, archived)
# why is your username purple
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 0:48, archived)
# because you stroked it too vigorously
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 0:49, archived)
# Tooltips FTF!
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 0:25, archived)
# pffft
spotifty ftw!
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 0:28, archived)
# This^^^^
Type in Sigue Sigue Sputnik and find the Ray of Light album!

WIN!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 0:35, archived)
#
www.pown.it/?uid=938
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 0:29, archived)
# Aw, shit.
I'm not allowed to see that, for some idiot corporate reason.
Can you describe it?

In verse?

(Got a poetry thang in head after listening to Bab Dylon's Theme Time Radio Hour)
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 0:37, archived)
# Bass X - Hardcore Disco
with Turke from scrubs rave dancing
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 0:42, archived)
# Phwoar.
Sounds like poetry to me!
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 0:44, archived)
# OK
Black man from scrubs he dances
With madman looney vibe
The hardcore tune entrances
Each limb - it looks alive

He rocks to the dancefloor rhythm
He shakes his booty hard
You feel you want to dance with him
But you're afraid you'll look like a 'tard
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 0:43, archived)
# *roars*
Nice one!
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 0:47, archived)
# Here I am baby . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 0:32, archived)
# good album choice
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 0:32, archived)
# Which leads me nicely into:
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 0:33, archived)
# Everything leads nicely into this
For this is greatness
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 0:34, archived)
# ^
story of my life
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 0:42, archived)
# Ping vs Pong
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 0:35, archived)
# Who goes? YOU DECIDE!
 
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 0:49, archived)
# The Ball is Out !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 0:50, archived)
# the red paddle represents women everywhere
hits the ball away and then is sad that he left
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 0:39, archived)
# My Bloody Valentine are all of the good.
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 0:42, archived)
# Its my first b3taday! So here some pics ive done made..
My first post -

Being a young whipa snappa -

My proudest moment -



Edit - Just so I dont break the rules for you Redsushi!
(I helped save b3ta! Jorvic, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 0:18, archived)
# Reposting in a new thread?
Bad boy ;)

Congrats Jorvic you ugly bastard! :D

EDIT:Anyone else watching This Week? Diane Abbott just started quoting this poem, www.artofeurope.com/larkin/lar2.htm

Andrew Neill's face was priceless :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 0:19, archived)
# I like that poem :)
Not the best larkin poem, but rather good
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 0:30, archived)
# I love it :D
What's your favourite Larkin?

I myself love Days and The Whitsun Weddings. And This be the verse obviously :)

The Guardian ran a poetry series last year, and Andrew Motion wrote the most fantastic foreword for the Larkin book!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 0:37, archived)
# At the moment I'm loving An Arundel Tomb
But my opinion changes frequently

The stone fidelity they hardly meant
Has come to be their final blazon
ANd to prove our almost instinct almost true -
What will survive of us is love

Edit: I'd love to read that Motion forward, is it online?
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 0:46, archived)
# Ill have to watch it on iplayer
Do you think Diane and Michael get it on with the sexy times after the show? They dont half sit close together..Thats my theory any way.. and I think Andrew secretly watches..
(I helped save b3ta! Jorvic, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 0:32, archived)
# Yes, Yes I do.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 0:43, archived)
# :D
and don;t forget your tin-foil hat award young man!

HB!!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 0:20, archived)
# Oh yeah
That was my happyest B3ta moment.. I ran down stairs to punch the air and scream "yes!" at my hosue mates
(I helped save b3ta! Jorvic, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 0:34, archived)
# Great . . . have a radiated b3taday pressy !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 0:21, archived)
# that robot is awesome
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 0:25, archived)
# Cool robot
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 0:26, archived)
# great
it looks amazing
(Cotmweaselee, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 0:33, archived)
# Thats very woo
thanking you!
(I helped save b3ta! Jorvic, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 0:29, archived)
# Good on ya !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 0:31, archived)
# Hurray for b3tadays!
:D

Roll Over Beethoven and tell Tchaikovsky the news!
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 0:21, archived)
# yes we've seen them before

nice to see you got better
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 0:21, archived)
# ALSO HAPPY B3TADAY
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 0:23, archived)
# happy b3taday :D
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 0:24, archived)
# Argh, I remember that L plate when you first appeared.
Thanks for reminding me of my slow descent to into bodily failure and death.

EDIT: Why do the things I make which I always find really surreal and well done never make it to the popular board? Damn you Sunshine Elephant effect!!!
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 0:25, archived)
# happy
b3ta
day!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 0:28, archived)
# YOU'RE ON FUCKING FIRE!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 0:29, archived)
# Hoppy Barterday
Or whatever
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 0:29, archived)
# As you've got new content in there now...
Happy b3day!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 0:32, archived)
# twins!
wooo!
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 0:32, archived)
# Yays!
(I helped save b3ta! Jorvic, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 0:35, archived)
#
my first:
Zenn Diagram
god our first compo was a shoddy one
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 0:37, archived)
# Hahahahaha
Zen is always the best punchline to every jokes.
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 0:43, archived)
# :D
i like this
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 0:43, archived)
# Haha
Minimalist!
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 0:51, archived)
# *clicks*
happy b3taday!
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 0:52, archived)
# and
www.b3ta.com/board/9266210
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 0:37, archived)
# maybe as a gift
could you let me know how you do that?

and how you make the font go smaller?

pretty, pretty, pretty please with caviar and quals egg on top!
Thanking you :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jorvic, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 0:40, archived)
# Candle!
First one's always a proud moment.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 1:01, archived)
# DOODLES ON A THEME OF CONNOR
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 0:09, archived)
# First The Neville
and now The Connor?

GET YOUR OWN STYLE MATT! ;)

Nice one :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 0:10, archived)
# BUT ORIGINALITY IS HARD >:(
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 0:10, archived)
# SO IS MY COCK
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 0:12, archived)
# LolOloOOlo
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 0:14, archived)
# Oh really?
Looking at Yiffipedia again?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 0:15, archived)
# Arf!
You do it well Matty :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 0:15, archived)
# tell that to the one's who nicked my cock shaped cartoons...


/may be a cheap eclectech rip off himself
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 0:12, archived)
# Who's nicked your style?
I didn't think anyone else could be that moody and bitter ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 0:14, archived)
# Handbag teim!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 0:17, archived)
# there are a few people on b3ta who get precious about 'their style'
I'm not one of them.

moody and bitter....maybe, but I'm not up my own arse. ;)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 0:18, archived)
# No, but I will be if you'll let me ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 0:20, archived)
# yea whatever you say sweetheart
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 0:23, archived)
# pretty close
i can't think of a thing to draw / print tonight.
(I helped save b3ta! Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 0:10, archived)
# CDC!
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 0:11, archived)
# fresh out of magentas
(I helped save b3ta! Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 0:13, archived)
# Tutti frutti?
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 0:15, archived)
# Ice skating sheep?
Paul Merton snowboarding down a dry ski slope?
Fish playing banjo?
uh
An ugly child eating fish & chips from newspaper?
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 0:13, archived)
# These ^
All of these!
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 0:16, archived)
# All in one pic?
That'd be a bit busy
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 0:35, archived)
# Science-fiction/space/technology
Not seen that yet. Just a suggestion.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 0:18, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 0:19, archived)
# Oh, yeah. Right.
Damn, I should have remembered that one. It's ace.
But I also remember you said you were going to do
a second try at it. So I have some slack there, kinda... [/;-D
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 0:23, archived)
# one of my fave styles is that inkboard scratchy-ness :)


woo!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 0:25, archived)
# it has... begun
carving now.
(I helped save b3ta! Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 1:00, archived)
# Liking this
Quite a lot.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 1:02, archived)
# I LOVE YOU
AND CONNOR
AND THIS
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 0:11, archived)
# YEAH MATT
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 0:12, archived)
# this is what happens when you forget to wear your hat sheeple
heed its warning

also woo :)
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 0:13, archived)
# Have a happy one cupcake and candle b3taday !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 0:16, archived)
# yey
thank you :)
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 0:17, archived)
# Well Happy b3taday miss :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 0:16, archived)
# i am 1 today
big girl now :)
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 0:18, archived)
# Huzzah!~
now get 'em out for the lads it's customary
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 0:22, archived)
# Mmmmm!
Young ladies!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 0:23, archived)
# HAPPY B3TADAY
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 0:23, archived)
# CANDLES!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 0:28, archived)
# He rules!

So do you BTW
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 0:14, archived)
# PLAGUE-RISM!
F-
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 0:14, archived)
# Ballooooooooooonitics !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 0:16, archived)
# This reminds me of some thing I saw on the telly last night called "School Disco"
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 0:25, archived)
# quality stuff :D
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 0:26, archived)
# yes! top doodlage

(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 0:26, archived)
# Hehehe
Their friend dressed as the bridge is late!
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 0:31, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 0:33, archived)
# I would like this in desktop size please :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 0:37, archived)
# this^
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 0:44, archived)
# this is great :D
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 0:45, archived)
# Stereographed 3dshit.


(Scott_ish got this sig out of a crackerjack box on, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 0:08, archived)
# These never work for me :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 0:09, archived)
# you know how to do magic eyes?
just do that.
(Scott_ish got this sig out of a crackerjack box on, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 0:10, archived)
#
b3ta.com/board/9266135
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 0:15, archived)
#
b3ta.com/board/9266165
(Scott_ish got this sig out of a crackerjack box on, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 0:20, archived)
# When I try these it just gives me headaches :(
Although not with magic eyes.


I just can't do them :/
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 0:15, archived)
# Anaglyphic
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 0:29, archived)
# Unfortunately then, you never will.
It's a bit like computing power. If you don't have the equipment, you can't run the software.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 0:34, archived)
# I see a drive through . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 0:12, archived)
# nicely done
thats the first i've gotten to work

(i should practice making some of these myself sometimes, i've got an old timey viewer but nothing to go in it)
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 0:15, archived)
# Posted it in reply above.
Looks fun, once I converted it so us with nonsymetric eyes can see it.
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 0:30, archived)
# MY personal favourite......
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 0:32, archived)
# Helps if it's actually stereoscopic tho....
www.b3tards.com/u/420c52b7900bd7084f02/3d-linda.jpg

*edit* one of my faves:
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 0:37, archived)
# *Clicks* ^This^
Thanks.
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 0:41, archived)
# Very nice!
The lamp post is hard on the senses tho...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 0:33, archived)
# i find it easier when you have to go cross eyed to see it
but this way seems to be the proper way to do them, and magic eyes.
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 0:34, archived)
# St. Thomas: not only a doubter, but extremely short-sighted
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 0:04, archived)
# LOL!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 0:04, archived)
# Reminds me of.....
"Losing My Religion" for some strange reason.
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 0:06, archived)
# the r.e.m video has a scene that's based on that painting...
"The Doubting of Saint Thomas"
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 0:09, archived)
# Mum? Is that you?
Hahaha and woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 0:06, archived)
# ha!
Made me laught that did
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 0:09, archived)
# Hold still !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 0:11, archived)
# ha ha haaa!
perfectly vile.

but hold still. I have my own animation ready and waiting on another machine. will upload the morrow. thought I'd test the waters with a "still" first in case I was cast out and burnt at the stake :P

Gute Nacht B3TA
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 0:14, archived)
# Gotcha !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 0:18, archived)

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