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# Faces found in objects: the BrawnGP diffuser


(Also found here)
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 23:36, archived)
# I am Mel Gibson's wife
The drinks are on me
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 23:42, archived)
# I'm Heather Mills. We should go shopping together
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 23:43, archived)
# I'm a dinosaur RAAAAWR!!
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 23:44, archived)
# :D
That's so awesome I'm not sure what to do with it
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 23:46, archived)
# ROARRRRRRRRRR!
Is his name Godzilla? If so, he better watch out for the SuperX2
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 23:48, archived)
# Lets
Shall we throw money at poor people too?
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 23:44, archived)
# Oh why not? That sounds like fun!
I tell you what - we'll drink Bolly and Stolly at the same time also
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 23:47, archived)
# Sounds super
Shall we roll naked in the money and then have sex
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 23:50, archived)
# This sounds like the best thing thats happened to me since I got my new prosthetic limb.
I'll bring a video camera so we can share our pleasures with the world on youtube
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 23:55, archived)
# He looks strained.
Possibly because of his incandescent nose
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 23:45, archived)
# He turns it on at Christmas time and his friends call him Rudolf
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 23:49, archived)
[challenge entry] surprise!
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 23:32, archived)
# I don't know why i instantly thought of Pagliacci when I saw this
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 23:33, archived)
# the opera?
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 23:36, archived)
# Yeah
It must have been because I saw it recently
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 23:41, archived)
# me too
Heard a joke once: Man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world where what lies ahead is vague and uncertain. Doctor says "Treatment is simple. Great clown Pagliacci is in town tonight. Go and see him. That should pick you up." Man bursts into tears. Says "But, doctor...I am Pagliacci." Good joke. Everybody laugh. Roll on snare drum. Curtains.
- Rorschach
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 23:38, archived)
# ah now I see
good old Rorschach...
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 23:40, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 23:42, archived)
# hahaha!
That's hilarious. They even got her a clown.. how kind..
(, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 9:55, archived)
# bad day
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 23:25, archived)
# Close the curtains
That'll make it difficult to sleep.
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 23:26, archived)
# what a sunset!
: D
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 23:28, archived)
# quite!
:D
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 23:30, archived)
# lully : )
"I'm up to my neck in crab shit here"
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 23:30, archived)
# what like proper shit?
do crabs do those long thin fushy shits? or respectable turds?
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 23:31, archived)
# little thin fishy ones i assume, full of sand!
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 23:34, archived)
# this always happens to me
(, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 1:53, archived)
# Very nicely, sir!
*clickeroo*
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 23:33, archived)
# Nicely done!
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 23:34, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 23:15, archived)
# hahaha yay!~
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 23:15, archived)
# It was the kitten that told him to do it!!
Fuckin' evil fuckers!!
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 23:16, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 23:17, archived)
# bless :)
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 23:17, archived)
# Hahaha,
the family that slays together....
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 23:31, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 23:36, archived)
# awwwwwwwwww
(, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 0:42, archived)
# missed me...you evil kid!
*bounces*

and this...

(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 23:09, archived)
# Im knee deep in crab shit here!
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 23:11, archived)
# hahaha, wut?
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 23:14, archived)
# /quote the apprentice
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 23:14, archived)
# aha, well its the best quote i've heard in a long time
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 23:15, archived)
# I don't know which is freakier the kid of the guy :)
lemme just dump this here, too late for the compo :(
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 23:16, archived)
# I didn't realise that childrens mucus was that potent
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 23:19, archived)
# zzzap!
 


woosome
(, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 0:44, archived)
# I can haz virgin postings?
Isined up last week to post this for the challenge. D0'h!
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 23:08, archived)
# Good entry :)
Welcome to the mad house!
Pull up a kitten!
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 23:09, archived)
# welcome! but watch the vocab.
we pride ourselves on not being 4chan caring much about anything here.

*makes badge*
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 23:13, archived)
# I don't,
I pride myself on not caring...
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 23:16, archived)
# ooh me.
I can haz badge plz?




( For any interested parties I am taking the piss and you should take you 4chan babytalk back where you found it )
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 23:29, archived)
# this
hard
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 23:30, archived)
# For the Comp just gone
The Plight of Movie Game tie ins! Photographs by Stanley Eye-Toy.


Stanley Eye-Toy.





Nigel sells the Big Issue outside the college he used to work at, often posing to attract more than just cynical attention.




Bill has been stuck on his addiction for some time now. He was rather coy as to how he finances it.

Edit: In Hindsight, I imagine I just as well should have made a Catnippp lookalike badge to share.
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 22:59, archived)
# These are awesome
Poor Bill :(
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 23:20, archived)
# What, no other replies?
Tis a strange, cruel world
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 23:22, archived)
# Thanks!
And don't worry I understand he's going steady three days clean now and living in his sisters basement, waiting to be invited up.

And thanks too, I thought that all a week's work was just going to get was a sombre decent down.
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 23:22, archived)
# Must be a slow night
Don't suppose you have a bigger version of the Bill pic?
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 23:26, archived)
# I'm afraid I don't, only in filesize. If you want one I could see if I could draw one up for you, however.
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 23:34, archived)
# Those're really good
particularly the first'un!
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 23:35, archived)
# Thanks
The self portrait of Mr. EyeToy? It's a shameful but well intended rip off. Thanks though :)
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 23:43, archived)
[challenge entry] Does this count as a natural disaster?
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 22:56, archived)
# Yes. Imagine everyone on earth beeing shaken off.
Or that's what i'd hope would happen. I like this
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 23:07, archived)
# Aww.. that's so cute
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 23:17, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 22:52, archived)
# when is the commemorative blue a4
fritzl folder available
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 22:55, archived)
# In fairness that is a hell of a book
I couldn't put it down either.
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 22:55, archived)
# Hahaah guinea pigs :D
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 22:59, archived)
# Oh dear
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 22:59, archived)
[challenge entry] Heh, leave this PR here:
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 23:06, archived)
#
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 23:11, archived)
# In Denmark nobdy can here you say "Jihad"
(, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 0:26, archived)
[challenge entry] I'll stop now...

unless I think of another...
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 22:42, archived)
[challenge entry] nice!

a perfect intro to this one ;)
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 22:44, archived)
# I knew ...
... I shouldn't have taken that left turn at Albequerque ...

yukyukyuk
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 22:53, archived)
# hey!
:)
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 23:29, archived)
# ARF
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 22:44, archived)
[challenge entry] did you put brain there as that's what had just been splattered across it?
woo :D

also I'm not sure if this counts.. I think it counts. Fucking cunt horses:

(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 22:46, archived)
# Indeed I did!
Hull?
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 22:47, archived)
[challenge entry] I think it's going to a be a very tight fit on the bus by the end of this compo :D
also shit it another repost:

(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 22:50, archived)
# I cant help
thinking of a Melvin Brag impersonation by Vic Reeves. fantastic stuff
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 22:49, archived)
# blame Mr. F. W. Mole Chedge esq.
i asked what to draw he wanted a horse mowing the lawn.

he got this :D
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 22:52, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHA
funny ha ha
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 22:49, archived)
# I LOL'd
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 23:04, archived)
[challenge entry] Oh dear
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 22:40, archived)
# poor little fella cant reach buncefield
:(
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 22:43, archived)
# He's done a black wee!!


(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 22:43, archived)
# bless 'im :(
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 22:45, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 22:50, archived)
# Pentapus!
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 22:57, archived)
[challenge entry] awww... bless
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 22:32, archived)
# pfft!
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 22:33, archived)
# PFFFFFT!!
Wonderful.
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 22:33, archived)
# haha
still laughing.
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 22:35, archived)
# Thanks again. You're a wealth of knowledge
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 22:47, archived)
# I am doing my best to replace that knowledge
with beer. ;)

You are always welcome.
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 22:54, archived)
# as much as I like this picture and as much as I hate violence you have to give this guy credit where credit's due.
If it wasn't for him the Battle Royale US remake would still be going ahead.
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 22:35, archived)
# Hahaha. Oh my!
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 22:37, archived)
# I hate this guy's face though, hard to look at the evil fucker
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 22:48, archived)
# woosum :)
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 22:39, archived)
# Hahaha
The day b3ta shrugged it's shoulders and sang Highway to Hull
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 22:44, archived)
# yeah
this compo going to bring out some true horrors...
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 22:45, archived)
# The kitten ball pit trade centre tower picture had me in stitches.
I do like wrong when it's done well. :)
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 22:47, archived)
# hahah lovely
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 22:53, archived)
# Hahaa
hahahahahaha
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 23:11, archived)
# ha ha
(, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 0:23, archived)
[challenge entry] I have nothing to say...
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 22:26, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 22:27, archived)
# Taz! yay
hehe
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 22:27, archived)
# i do
Woo!

I just watched withnail and I for the first time in ages.

"I fuck arses. Who fucks arses? Maybe he fucks arses!" is possibly one of my favourite lines of dialogue in any film ever.
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 22:28, archived)
# fuck off whitey
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 22:29, archived)
# GETINTHEBACKOFTHEVAN
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 22:31, archived)
# fuck you, you honkey bastard
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 22:32, archived)
# cracker!
you better be bringing no disrespect into my trailer park.
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 22:33, archived)
# Oi, milky
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 22:34, archived)
# shut up abe lincoln
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 22:36, archived)
# fuck you chalky
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 22:38, archived)
# I'm going to cloisterfuck you right in your papal ass
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 22:40, archived)
# An dat damn' Loch Ness Monstah, he came up ta me and sed
"Three-fiddy"
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 22:34, archived)
# I love that bit of south park
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q8iHPC-dGKY

"Dammit monster! I ain't giving you no tree fiddy!"
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 22:59, archived)
# It goes OIIIP it goes UUUURRR
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 22:33, archived)
# that's fantastic
If it's iron it goes UUUURRRRR
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 22:39, archived)
# I've seen you, especially you, prancing round that farm like a tit!
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 22:31, archived)
# "Oh he's gone for your room. It's you he wants. Offer yourself to him."
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 22:32, archived)
# "Are you a SPONGE or a STONE? Do you soak up new experiences?"
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 22:35, archived)
# *phlegms* "you see that? Other than a raw potato that's the only solid to have passed my lips in three days."
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 22:38, archived)
# two quadruple whiskies and two pints of cider, ice in the cider
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 22:40, archived)
# I want to play the drinking game.
"you have soup. Why don't have any soup?"
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 22:43, archived)
# "what is it?"
"matter!"
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 22:46, archived)
# Liar! You've got antifreeze! You mustn't mix your drinks!
edit : How can I not know how to spell "mustn't"? it's "must not". very easy. "musnt"? fool!
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 22:52, archived)
#
I don't advise a haircut, man. All hairdressers are in the employment of the government. Hair are your aerials. They pick up signals from the cosmos and transmit them directly into the brain. This is the reason bald-headed men are uptight.
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 23:13, archived)
# I must say, that represents a level of hypocrisy in you that I'd previously suspected, but not noticed due to highly evasive skills.
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 22:44, archived)
# I can't Handle the meat.... As a young boy I used to weep in butchershops.
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 23:03, archived)
# I assure you, officer, I have only had a few ales
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 22:31, archived)
# "We are not drunk; we are millionaires and we'll come back here and buy this place and fire the lot of you."
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 22:34, archived)
# No, Withnail, you should never mix your drinks!
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 22:39, archived)
# What are you doing? I'M MAKING TIME!
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 22:41, archived)
# jeff wode
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 22:54, archived)
# Hahaha!
Wonderful!
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 22:28, archived)
# Taz always wins :)
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 22:28, archived)
# Heh heh!
I made a new arts:

(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 22:28, archived)
# that is most woo sir :D
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 22:30, archived)
# Ta!
I'm getting round to buying pencils that aren't dull green, dull brown or grey. This means I can draw birds from outside of Europe...
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 22:37, archived)
# hahaha :D
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 22:40, archived)
# Toucan play at that game


Click for bigger (393 kb)


( That's bloody lovely by the way )
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 22:30, archived)
# Scorchio!
Nicely!
We should get a b3ta arts gallery going with all the people on here who can draw, paint, scrawl in their own blood, etc.
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 22:31, archived)
# nobody cares.
we are the pariahs of b3ta :( ;)
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 22:38, archived)
# True.
Everyone would love us if we made these in Photoshop...
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 22:41, archived)
# (psst)
I did this on my tablet. Don't tell anyone. I'm allergic to pen and paper these days.
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 22:45, archived)
# that's a parrot.
beautiful plumage.

:P
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 22:39, archived)
# wow
how long does something like that take?
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 22:40, archived)
# Woooooooooo!
Arts!
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 22:43, archived)
# Is that Amy Winehouse?
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 22:29, archived)
# It's how she'd like to go
(, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 12:18, archived)
# Nicely done!!
(, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 0:24, archived)
# ha ha!!
: D
(, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 0:54, archived)
[challenge entry] evening interneters
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 22:25, archived)
# Does it come in bigger?
We like image optimisation here. Ideally under 100KB (for static images) is the current guideline.

www.lemony.co.uk/optimisation.htm is a good how-to.
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 22:26, archived)
# Ooooh a sarcasm detector, now that's a useful device
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 22:27, archived)
# Thought I'd fluffy it up a bit, the initial post seemed too grumpy.
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 22:28, archived)
# Frankly...
...I don't see how you can represent Rose's cock-stiffening beauty under 200k. And the fact that anyone is complaining makes them a Fredsucker.
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 22:32, archived)
# ooops
I mented to. fuckin honest guv sorry guv
I'll kick meself in d bollox forthwith guv
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 22:30, archived)
# Heh. As long as you know for next time :)
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 22:32, archived)
# done
dont go on mum :)
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 22:43, archived)
# you found socks family secret :O
the shame..

[and please learn to optimise images, that's stupidly fucking huge]
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 22:28, archived)
# :-D
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 22:28, archived)
# Say what you like about Fred West
but he sure could lay a lovely patio!
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 23:49, archived)
[challenge entry] Swim damn you, swim!

And you just know these bastards left the water running
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 22:25, archived)
[challenge entry] It's delicious and nutritious!
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 22:17, archived)
# AAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHHH
*adblocks*
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 22:18, archived)
# tis only a delicious fluffy paper cut!
If all little cats are descended from great big fecking lions and tigers then secretly they are all looking at us and thinking...I'm going to fucking eat you!
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 22:20, archived)
# They are secretly looking at me
thinking
"how the fuck can I get out of this maniac's garden before he disembowels me with that spade?"
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 22:27, archived)
# TJ
WHY hasn't this been posted for the compo yet? www.b3ta.com/board/9175695
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 22:20, archived)
# Because he's not around is my guess
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 22:21, archived)
# because mr horrible isn't here yet
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 22:21, archived)
# because the last person is finally tired of seeing it?
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 22:21, archived)
# Drink the blood young warrior
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 22:26, archived)
# That is effing ace, Missus!


(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 22:28, archived)
# thank you
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 22:31, archived)
# hahaha, thats class
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 22:38, archived)
[challenge entry] :3
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 22:14, archived)
# hahahah
one tick to hull for you :)
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 22:15, archived)
# Oof!!
It's gonna be a "oof" week innit!
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 22:21, archived)
[challenge entry] Giant Butterscotch Tsunami!
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 22:13, archived)
# SNAP!
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 22:15, archived)
# Tsunami piss!



(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 22:18, archived)

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