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# WHOA...
(, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 2:24, archived)
# cats in cars eh

g'nite peoples
(, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 2:29, archived)
[challenge entry] CRASH!!!!!!...
(, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 2:32, archived)
# :D
(, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 2:35, archived)
# oh no...
...you changed your home page!... :(
(, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 2:43, archived)
# quick, catman, to the catmobile!
(, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 2:30, archived)
# Holy Litterbox, Catman...
... :D
(, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 2:34, archived)
# catman goes night night when catman pleases!
i, however, go night night now. 'bye all!
(, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 2:40, archived)
# nice of you to stop by for 4 minutes and 33 seconds...
...see ya!
(, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 2:42, archived)
# sporting bloopers #2 impale on ones own instrument :(
(, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 2:20, archived)
# i thought she was going to get stuck on the top and cum.
but good nonetheless.
(, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 2:21, archived)
# haha
this is a better idea, pleasure before pain ! :D
(, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 2:26, archived)
# that guy laughed...
...how mean!
(, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 2:35, archived)
# this is me, by my niece, aged 10.
go easy, she's ginger.
(, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 1:51, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHA at your subtitle
Very good :D
I actually REALLY like that.
(, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 1:52, archived)
# she's quite good
give her some paper and pens and she's happy all day.
(, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 1:54, archived)
# Tell her that she can do a portrait of me any time she likes :P
Also: You're breathing and blinking manually, and you just lost The Game.
(, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 2:06, archived)
# i hid the dice
(, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 2:08, archived)
# Cheat!
Caewan didn't notice you were gone.
(, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 2:09, archived)
# that's fucking lovely, that is!
tell him he's off my shag list
(, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 2:11, archived)
# I linked him to this
(, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 2:12, archived)
# Are you being mean because I refuse to have sex with you?
(, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 2:13, archived)
# Yes >:[
(, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 2:13, archived)
# don't worry, i'll have sex with you, provided receive and wear a paper bag on your head
(, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 2:15, archived)
# Can I have a blindfold in case the bag falls off and I glance back at you?
(, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 2:16, archived)
# sure, seems like a perfectly reasonable request.
(, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 2:17, archived)
# Deal. But you're gonna need a truckload of lube...
(, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 2:18, archived)
# I know you're loose back there but a truck seems quite big even for you.
(, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 2:20, archived)
# you're a tightarse?
if you have a curry a few hours before i reckon we can save on gel costs.
(, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 2:20, archived)
# I just don't wanna take any risks ;]
(, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 2:23, archived)
# lies!
you're as loose as a very loose thing!
(, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 2:20, archived)
# you may not have seen this, and apparently it is good.
(, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 2:23, archived)
# i hadn't seen it
and it is very good.
(, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 2:26, archived)
# ta.
(, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 2:28, archived)
# I've seen it but I don't think I've ever commented on it.
(, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 2:26, archived)
# well you have now.
(, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 2:28, archived)
# Not really.
I commented on its existance, yes.
(, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 2:30, archived)
# yes you commented on it.
i noticed you commented on it's existence which is generally what i do to everyone else's pictures.
(, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 2:31, archived)
# Ah but in this case I do actually like it.
;]
(, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 2:37, archived)
# no tits, surely fake
otherwise I think that's me over the edge.
(, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 1:52, archived)
# well
they have shrunk of late
(, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 1:54, archived)
# but to nothiningness?
I mean there's still at least a nipple right?
(, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 1:55, archived)
# oh yes
but i'm down to a D
(, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 1:56, archived)
# that's still more than a handful and therefore most adequete
please inform the little ginger thing that lady lumps are important, and there omission from the picture extremely dissatisfying. :)
(, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 1:57, archived)
# she feels that monkeys and mammaries don't mix
oh, how wrong she is.
(, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 1:58, archived)
# well I suppose when she's sixteen she may learn the errors of her opinion
(, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 2:00, archived)
# she's ten and already needs a bra
(, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 2:01, archived)
# :S just teach her about what you can do with monkeys then
(, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 2:03, archived)
# my sister
has already accused me of corrupting her. she's led far too sheltered a life in my opinion.
(, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 2:04, archived)
# people need to be mildly corupted if they've led a sheltered life
otherwise the end up in maths departments.
(, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 2:06, archived)
# my thoughts exactly.
i corrupted my cousin. she's now very happily married with a young daughter, a new house and a good job.
(, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 2:09, archived)
# What about Bertrand Russell?
He was fairly corrupted.
(, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 2:10, archived)
# or Turing.
(, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 2:12, archived)
# him who said
the only thing that can save mankind is cooperation?
(, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 2:17, archived)
# Stop getting your philosophy from Guinness extra cold!
(, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 2:18, archived)
# you said you wouldn't tell anybody!
(, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 2:19, archived)
# Oh rhats a monkey all right
(, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 1:52, archived)
# isn't it just
(, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 1:56, archived)
# DRUNKNESS DETECTED
(, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 2:06, archived)
#
"if you did not do this
you shouldn't be posting it"
(, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 1:52, archived)
# i am fulfilling a promise
not nicking material
(, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 1:53, archived)
#
"if you did not do this
you shouldn't be posting it"
(, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 1:56, archived)
# behave
or no kiss for you
(, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 1:57, archived)
# Hypocrite.
(, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 2:09, archived)
# plenty of people have posted stuff that isn't there's
with permission, I know that I've had one of my drawings posted that way. No one complains at that. It's when it's been nicked from a gis that there's a problem
(, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 2:11, archived)
# i cant tell if youre being serious in a jokey manner or actually being serious
impossible mode: figure out if i'm being serious right now
(, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 2:16, archived)
# i can't work out whether ttssattsr is being pissy or pisstaking either.
:S
(, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 2:18, archived)
# HINT: Ttssattsr is always being pissy.
(, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 2:19, archived)
# ttssattsr just needs a hug
(, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 2:22, archived)
# Ttssattsr just needs a cat to sit on his head.
Then whenever he gets pissy it can point at the screen threateningly.

I feel if all the world leaders had such a morality cat then there wouldn't be so much misunderstanding and powerplay.
(, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 2:29, archived)
# I do want that.
(, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 2:34, archived)
# morality cats for all!
and an evil monkey in the closet of every fascist dictator!
(, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 2:34, archived)
# what, you're just realising that now?
(, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 2:11, archived)
# LIES !
standard monkey post response
(, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 1:53, archived)
# monkey beer.
now that would hit the spot right now.
(, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 1:57, archived)
# My balls smell musty.
I felt you should know this.
(, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 1:53, archived)
# Mine probably smell a little sweaty, but i can't really bend down and sniff them
(, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 1:56, archived)
# Mustballs Elite II
(, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 1:57, archived)
# The Adventures of Captain Sacsweat
(, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 2:01, archived)
# The Legend of Testicular Drippings III: Dungeons of Unwelcome Must
(, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 2:05, archived)
# That sounds like something northerners have with chips.
"I'll have four chips and peas Pat, with some unwelcome must."
"Don't forget the testicular dripping."
"And two for testicular dripping."
(, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 2:28, archived)
# i do know this
i can smell them from here
(, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 1:58, archived)
# BOGGLE
(, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 1:59, archived)
# BOGGLE!

Actually I only just got that...it was supposed to be a bog right...
(, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 2:00, archived)
# BOGGLE LOL
I had ape earlier.... so I drew rape. :D
(, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 2:00, archived)
# Celebrity rape an ape
With Chris Moyles.
(, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 2:02, archived)
# BOGGLE
(, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 2:06, archived)
# BOGGLE MY UNDERCLOTHES YOU FOIL SUGGESTION
(, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 2:11, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
And the best thing on the board tonight :D


nothing wrong with gingers
(, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 1:59, archived)
# what about bonnie langford?
(, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 2:02, archived)
# Fuck it
You HAD to play the Langford card didn't ya
(, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 2:03, archived)
# hey
i could have said cilla black, or even chris evans
(, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 2:05, archived)
# ginger women = sexy. in fact, the sexiest kind.
ginger blokes: bup bup booow *thumbs down*
(, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 2:07, archived)
# you want to bang anne robinson
admit it.
(, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 2:10, archived)
# i would yes, and annie lennox.
(, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 2:14, archived)
# annie lennox confuses me
i'm still not sure if the lennox is male or female or some bizarre amalgamation of the two
(, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 2:19, archived)
# nice...but...
...needs more 'smash'!
(, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 2:23, archived)
# there was an excess of smash
i removed it.
(, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 2:25, archived)
# Wot i done wjile working in a pointless call centre.
over an 8 month period i managed to scratch this out with a byro inbetween calls from people i couldn't give a fuck about and i deliberately changed their energy supplier to our company anyway to keep the roof over my head!





(i lie, i did not do this, except for the call centre job bit.) LOLZ
(, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 1:31, archived)
# if you did not do this
you shouldn't be posting it
(, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 1:32, archived)
# Welcome back.
Was offline scary?

I'm moving to oz in 8 days.
(, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 1:36, archived)
# the real world is a fearsome place
i'd like to live in oz, but i burn in the sun worse than a ginger.
(, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 1:38, archived)
# I burn, then go brown.
But haven't been able to get a tan for years with the shit irish weather.

I can't wait to go surfing.
(, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 1:51, archived)
# bugger the surf
i'd go for the sharks, i love sharks!
(, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 1:52, archived)
# Which bit of Oz?
You would love Queensland, though it's stonkingly hot and humid in summer. On the other hand, it never snows, either.
(, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 11:52, archived)
# this is mine
but i can't talk about the company call centre until the court case clears :o)
(, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 1:53, archived)
# very well
if it's yours, i withdraw my complaint. it puts me in mind of a cross between that judderman advert and my watership down-based nightmares.
(, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 1:55, archived)
# aye
tis not pretty lol. soz for the nightmares lol
(, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 4:25, archived)
# Awesome.
(, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 1:33, archived)
# You need the /sketch page
Woo that is
(, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 1:34, archived)
# wut?
edit: it seems it is your pic, despite the odd comments. I really like it.
(, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 1:52, archived)
# I made this
www.youtube.com/watch?v=sNrwk-LwngY

Now all I need is a feature length script of some kind, and 280 years of uninterrupted free time.
(, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 1:08, archived)
# WRONG FORUM BITCH UGH
YO ANIMATION LOOK LIKE SHIT

IT OH WAS THAT SUPPOSED TO BE ANIMATED IT LOOKED LIKE

LOOKED LIKE A SERIES OF PAINTINGS

UNRELATED

CAUSE IT ALL CHOPPY

IT SUCKED 0/10
(, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 1:10, archived)
# beg
pardon?
(, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 1:15, archived)
# don't let it bother you!
The're just mad it wasn't a penis!
(, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 1:17, archived)
# You posted a link. Don't you think the forum titled "links" would be better suited to your link?
I'm play Zelda.
(, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 1:18, archived)
# who the fuck goes on links
(, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 1:18, archived)
# which zelda?
ocarina of time rawks
(, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 1:19, archived)
# Yes, that one. Only fags believe it's superior to WW.
(, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 1:21, archived)
# wind waker is the best videogame ever made
(, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 1:22, archived)
# It's the best Zelda, for sure.
(, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 1:29, archived)
# wind waker is crap
the animation is far too childish
(, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 1:22, archived)
# You're a fag then.
LOL SURE LOVE MY AESTHETICS. GRAPHICS ARE WHAT MAKES VIDEOGAMES GOOD.
(, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 1:24, archived)
# wind waker burns my fucking head out
i just find ocarina of time more playable
(, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 1:26, archived)
# i wonder if anyone has actually animated by doing a series of paintings
just painting a load of things on canvas and taking a photo of each one

it would be all arty and stuff, even if the paintings were of a man taking a massive shit. especially if it was that, even.
(, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 1:17, archived)
# Here's one:
(, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 1:29, archived)
# haha fuck yes check that out
(, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 1:33, archived)
# That's fantastic.
(, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 1:41, archived)
# fuck
I am pretty speechless
(, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 1:43, archived)
# pretty dumb
then? ;)
(, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 1:45, archived)
# haha!
indeed :D
(, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 1:45, archived)
# I like it
when they're pretty and can't tell any one.

gah, bed time.
(, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 1:48, archived)
# same idea,
(, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 1:59, archived)
# :D
i like the bit where he's like WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT THING at the ball
(, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 1:11, archived)
# that's ver' good
maybe gif-ify a few frames of it and edit that into your post? :)
(, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 1:11, archived)
# Currently beyond
my technical threshold
(, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 1:14, archived)
# ah well, I like it anyway
(, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 1:18, archived)
# yeah, but it's a good defense mechanism against the automatic THERE'S NO PICTURE?! replies
the content remains the same, but it becomes magically board-acceptable! yay! :D
(, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 1:19, archived)
# oh dear
(, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 1:11, archived)
# You called?
(, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 1:12, archived)
# yes. yes i did.
(, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 1:16, archived)
# TRIBSLES
Whenever I see your username I think of Tribbles.
(, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 1:26, archived)
# every time you put your hands down your pants
you think of tribbles.
as do we all.
except the ones who think of furbies, but they're just perverts.
(, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 1:27, archived)
# this was supposed to go on /links


but i don't hate you because i like all types of stop-motion animation
(, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 1:16, archived)
# Aah
Never used the links board before. I don't come here often enough, clearly.

All new to me.

Used to be just trees.
(, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 1:18, archived)
# that is a creature of great beauty indeed
(, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 1:19, archived)
# Did i just open links?
(, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 1:16, archived)
# Very smooth. Top work!
(, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 1:19, archived)
# Is good but....
Oh fuck it, it's good :D
(, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 1:23, archived)
# Nice work
Very smooth! :-)
(, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 1:26, archived)
# I liked it
multicolourballlolz
(, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 1:51, archived)
# *likes*
(, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 2:04, archived)
# patent pending
(, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 1:02, archived)
# i am confused
how would horse heads dry your hands? are they known for their absorbency?
(, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 1:04, archived)
# horse dispenser dispenses horse
:D
(, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 1:12, archived)
# for the italian mobster on the go
(, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 1:15, archived)
# That thing blows horses!
edit: What, something just dissapeared!


hey man, press edit!
(, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 1:04, archived)
#
(, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 1:08, archived)
# Needs moar bacon
(, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 1:05, archived)
# everything needs moar bacon
except this soap.
WHY IS THERE BACON IN THIS SOAP???
(, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 1:07, archived)
# Yes!
(, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 1:07, archived)
# push button, receive HORSE!
:D
(, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 1:17, archived)
# need a horsehead dispenser here
(, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 1:07, archived)
# how to stop teh horses
(, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 1:10, archived)
# I'd like a handful of horses please
(, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 1:13, archived)
# i saw a duck...
...WTF?
(, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 2:39, archived)
#
(, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 1:00, archived)
# GJM!
I actually do really like your stuff. I would buy a book of your arts.

Or I want to see your game in it's full glory. Either is fine.
(, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 1:00, archived)
# Maybe his legs had just grow
(, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 1:01, archived)
#
(, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 1:02, archived)
# Have you tried the steak?
HAVE YOU?

HAVE YOU TRIED THE STEAK?

I bet you didn't.
(, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 1:03, archived)
# his legs are magnificent in stature
is he in proportion elsewhere?
(, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 1:02, archived)
# HE'S TALL AS FUCK
(, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 1:08, archived)
# draw something crappy and give it pointless massive legs. try it yourself!
(, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 1:09, archived)
# looks like you tried it yourself and WON
(, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 1:13, archived)
# Dem specail trousers
(, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 1:14, archived)
# he is taller than your usual guys...
...ha ha.
(, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 2:49, archived)
# A fucking frog night and i fucking missed it. I'm not fucking happy. Fucking..
(, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 0:42, archived)
# Yay! :)
(, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 0:43, archived)
# That is one really fucking content frog right there mister
(, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 0:44, archived)
# Language
Please
(, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 0:46, archived)
# Moist.
(, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 0:57, archived)
# forg
(, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 0:53, archived)
# hello new person :D
all hooked up with internets are we?
(, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 0:58, archived)
# indeed.
the lack of smoking is paying for my internets. b3ta is more addictive than nicotine!
(, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 1:00, archived)
# good stuff
b3ta also kills 99% of bacteria, it is a multi purpose jobbie
(, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 1:02, archived)
# it's the 4th emergency service
fuck you, AA!
(, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 1:03, archived)
# YAY! Welcome back Smash!
I'm 2 months off the nicotine.
(, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 1:18, archived)
# excellent!
only a couple of days, but i just got bored of smoking
(, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 1:25, archived)
# loverly!
(, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 0:57, archived)
# Always...read the label
(, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 0:13, archived)
# I REFUSE TO BELIEVE THEY ARE VIRGINS.
(, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 0:24, archived)
# "I WANT TO BELIEVE!"
(, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 0:37, archived)
# "I WANT TO BEREAVE"
(, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 0:39, archived)
# I expected him to say, "YOUR ALL GAY!"
(, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 0:30, archived)
# Fuck it.... anyone for isketch?
b3ta room up
(, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 0:34, archived)
# If I start isketch I will never get to bed
*thinks*
feck it, I'm there.
Don't forget to create a UK room!oneeleven!!
(, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 0:37, archived)
# it is a uk room
(, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 0:38, archived)
# Yay
All I need to do now is wait for the page to load.
(, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 0:41, archived)
# No-one else is there :(
(, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 0:44, archived)
# YES
Is this still happeing?
(, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 0:49, archived)
# pffft :)
(, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 0:36, archived)
# IS WATL STILL HERE?
I DRAWED HIM A FORG...

(, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 0:10, archived)
# OH WOW.
THANKYOU FOR THE FRORG. YES.
(, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 0:10, archived)
# OH GOOD
sorry for new thread rest of internets
(, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 0:11, archived)
# You are forgiven for the inventive title text.
(, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 0:12, archived)
# :)
(, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 0:13, archived)
# wikipedialols
(, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 0:13, archived)
# There was "s in it before I realised :(
(, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 0:14, archived)
# yaaay!
FORDG TIEMS
(, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 0:12, archived)
# FUCK YEAH!
I wish I had drawing skills :(
(, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 0:13, archived)
# you don't need 'em!


photoshop - ellipse tool - stroke effect and fill 'er up with colour!
(, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 0:22, archived)
# Too much science there....
I'll stick to animating blobs once a year :D
(, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 0:22, archived)
# WOO!
(, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 0:24, archived)
# WOOP WOOP FORGTIME IS ROCKING.
(, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 0:23, archived)
# it looks like an alien foetus
(, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 0:15, archived)
# And you would know this how....?
(, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 0:18, archived)
# because i am a alien
(, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 0:21, archived)
# BEWARE
SHADA IS ALIEN
(, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 0:22, archived)
# IS A ALIEN
BEWARE!
(, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 0:24, archived)
# forgsporn
(, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 0:16, archived)
# lovely :)
was that in the Uxbridge challenge?
(, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 0:19, archived)
# almost certainly.
(, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 0:20, archived)
# it appears not.
saddly, it would have fared well.
(, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 0:25, archived)
# oh well, missed out on that one
it front paged a few years back anyway,
(, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 0:28, archived)
# deservedly so.
:)
(, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 0:33, archived)
# :)
(, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 0:19, archived)
# :)

one from ages ago
(, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 0:24, archived)
# I thought that at the begining it was gonna pan out and be the eye of a dead forg :)
(, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 0:27, archived)
# OH WOW GOOD FRORG
(, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 0:33, archived)
# RIBBIT'D FOR HER PLEASURE
(, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 0:23, archived)
# oh man....
(, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 0:25, archived)
# ha ha...
...green titties!
(, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 2:30, archived)
# :D
(, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 0:38, archived)
# HELLO WE HAD A FRORG NIGHT TONIGHT.
(, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 0:39, archived)
# Oh for fuck sake
:( gutted!
(, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 0:40, archived)
[challenge entry] He had been going downhill ever since the TV show was axed...
(, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 23:46, archived)
# poor budgie.
(, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 1:53, archived)
# mmmmmm
(, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 23:39, archived)
# haha
(, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 23:39, archived)
# ARgh.... but NSFW...
(, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 23:40, archived)
# as it is a cock
(, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 23:41, archived)
# I just saw a hotdog.
But you just see what you want to see, and I'm starving.
(, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 23:45, archived)
# But it's still a real penis, so therefore it is NSFW
(, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 23:52, archived)
# well "not safe for work" means anything that could get you in trouble at work if your boss were to peek in on your cubicle
by that definition, CDC images are NSFW too - they'd get you in trouble, if not merely strange looks - and those are more blatant than this one here ^
(, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 23:55, archived)
# But still..... it's a penis....
/doesnt really care, just rules are rules
(, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 23:57, archived)
# Shall we just have a hug and a hotdog
while the mods sort it out? ;-)
(, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 0:00, archived)
# Where's pasa when you need him :P
(, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 0:01, archived)
# VIMOD WILL MAKE US ALL B&
(, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 0:01, archived)
# PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS






(, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 0:29, archived)
# peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeenii
(, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 0:32, archived)
# peeeoaeoananananoanoaonanonoaiene!
(, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 0:35, archived)
# The rules are that it's NSFW if it looks like porn.
That does not look like porn.
Lrn2readFAQ
(, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 0:15, archived)
# Let's face it,
you'd have a hard job explaining to most bosses why they're paying you to look at B3ta...
(, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 23:59, archived)
# this
i mean pretty much every single picture on b3ta is technically not safe for work... I guess it's just the degree of trouble the picture in question would cause - "i'm not paying you to look at kittens on tricycles" vs "holy shit are you looking at tentacle porn? GTFO!"
(, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 0:09, archived)
# *grabs mustard*
*sobs*

Kraykan, you're a lucky guy. If that's real, you dirty fibber.
(, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 23:57, archived)
# Cock?
Have two for the price of one
(, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 23:46, archived)
# COCK

(, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 23:51, archived)
# Oh susie, oh
(, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 23:52, archived)
# MISS DENT TO YOU!
:)
(, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 0:08, archived)
# I miss the old Countdown set.
The new one is too 'trendy' and isn't nearly as homely as the pink/purple one was.
(, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 23:59, archived)
# Countdown is now dead to me
(, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 0:17, archived)
# still looks fit
:D
(, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 0:24, archived)
# I'd much rather have a go on Susie.
(, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 0:36, archived)
# AHAHA!!
wondrous
(, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 0:24, archived)
#
(, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 0:02, archived)
[challenge entry] scuse me while I slip in this pea...
(, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 23:42, archived)
# That's a repost, isn't it?
Or it's a very similar bindun
(, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 23:43, archived)
# PHWOAR!
I BET THAT TASTES SALTY
(, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 23:43, archived)
# Was it you that ordered the
footlong?
(, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 23:46, archived)
# Yes
but this one is covered with mustard and tomato sauce, I ordered chocolate sauce.
(, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 23:50, archived)
# eww, chocolate sauce on a footlong
*gags*
(, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 23:53, archived)
# I have reason to believe that we are talking about different kinds of footlong
both types could make make you gag
(, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 23:58, archived)
# We were talking about
the same thing. ;)
(, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 0:02, archived)
# How about something short and sweet, instead?
*sobs*
(, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 23:59, archived)
# hahahah!
*continues to laugh whilst pointing*
(, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 0:02, archived)
# a real wiener!
(, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 23:46, archived)
# I hate it when you bite in to a hotdog
then realise it's got veins in it.
(, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 23:51, archived)
# i hate it when you bite into a vein
and it's got hotdogs in it
(, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 23:54, archived)
# hahahaha
Real Lols
(, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 23:59, archived)
# I hate it when you bite into Lavine
and she starts singing about skater boys.
(, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 0:04, archived)
# hahahaha
:D
(, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 0:24, archived)
# Meh,
is not NSFW IMO, but also, is not funny...

soz.
(, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 1:36, archived)
# Sorry about this...
(, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 23:34, archived)
# *facepalms*
(, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 23:35, archived)
# :(
I AM NOT ANGRY I AM JUST DISAPPOINTED :(:(

(, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 23:36, archived)
# The times I've heard that .
(, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 23:40, archived)
# Hahaha
I thought I'd found some pictures of naked big cats on the internet. Turned out it was tiger prawn.
(, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 23:36, archived)
# What a terrible pun.
Have you no pride?
(, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 23:43, archived)
# oof !
you deserve all the spanging for that

(, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 23:36, archived)
# I deserve it.
(, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 23:41, archived)
# hahah
hi cockalorum!
(, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 23:43, archived)
# ha ha ha ha !
cheers, its been ages since i had one of those
(, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 23:49, archived)
# Hahaha
That's the best I've seen for yonks.
I shall woo this without fear as I am not wooing a woo so no Hi Cockalorum is required.
(, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 0:34, archived)
# ha ha...
...this is cool.
(, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 2:28, archived)
# as long as he knows who his dad is
thats the mane thing
(, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 23:37, archived)
# He takes great pride in knowing that
(, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 23:43, archived)
# hahahaha
Love it.
(, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 23:39, archived)
#
If you're a supertanker, who has been committing crimes whilst pretending to be a skyscraper, and you're invited to a police line-up, my advice is not to paint yourself red.



en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Knock_Nevis
(, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 23:31, archived)
# hahaha!
woo
(, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 23:32, archived)
# oh my
excellent

(, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 23:32, archived)
# Hahah!
(, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 23:35, archived)
# The Burj Dubai is terrifyingly tall
(, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 23:45, archived)
# not as terrifying as a supertanker on end!
(, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 23:46, archived)
# Good point well made.
(, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 23:47, archived)
# Upside down, Don King looks a bit like old man Manson
(, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 23:28, archived)
# BAN THIS SICK FILTH
(, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 23:31, archived)
# same shaped head as sloth from the goonies !
(, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 23:33, archived)
# Coconut coconut,
coconut loco!
(, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 23:35, archived)
# Do you feel blame?
Are you mad? Do you feel like wolf kebab Roth vantage?
etc.
(, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 23:42, archived)
[challenge entry] HE WAS JUST BEING NICE (OR COULDN'T FIND SOME PUPPIES)?
OK Hull beckons.



Be nice my first image post here and it's fekin' years since I 'shopped anything other than the benefit frauds in the Magdeline sink estate.....
(, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 23:16, archived)
# LOL THATS WELL MASSIVE LOL
(, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 23:17, archived)
# Sorry, I ment "haha. nice but could you please shrink the filesize a smidge" *HELPFUL LINK*
(, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 23:19, archived)
# please optimise your nonce
(, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 23:21, archived)
# thats
nonce sense
(, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:01, archived)
# make it bigger
and use all my bandwidth up

thanks
(, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 23:24, archived)
# Needs some slight VIMODification
(, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 23:26, archived)
# I want this on the front of the zamboni!
(, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 0:26, archived)
[challenge entry] Bindun Yet?


not actually a disaster, but a portent?

(slightly edited, for those paying attention.)
(, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 23:14, archived)
# FORGTIME
(, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 23:02, archived)
# YES!
Now do a giant Harmonica blasting DEADLY SOUND at an orphanage.
(, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 23:03, archived)
# NO >:(
FORGTIME. MAKE ME A FRORG.
(, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 23:04, archived)
# PLEASE.
(, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 23:05, archived)
# NO
I NEED A WEE
(, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 23:06, archived)
# >:( RAWR!
(, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 23:08, archived)
# have a wincing frorg
(, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 23:10, archived)
# HELLO WINSTON FRORG
(, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 23:15, archived)
# well
(, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 23:23, archived)
# JAMMYDODGERFORG!
YESYESYES
(, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 23:27, archived)
# while I was painting his toes a mixture of the green and yellow
some bug in the software made the middle toe that red color.

SO I WENT WITH IT! THAT IS PROPER ARTING!
(, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 23:37, archived)
# SWEET.
I LIKE THE TOES THE BEST.
(, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 23:47, archived)
# FROG IS THE GALAXY
(, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 23:05, archived)
# ALL BOW BEFORE THE GALACTOFORG.
(, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 23:08, archived)
# COR!
beautiforg
(, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 23:07, archived)
# HELLO M.O. NUTMEAT.
(, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 23:08, archived)
# HULLO THERE W.A.T. LEMON
I SHALL DRAW FORG
(, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 23:11, archived)
# HUH-RAR!
(, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 23:15, archived)
# THIS IS THE BEST FORG I CAN GIVE YOU AT THIS TIME
(, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 23:28, archived)
# AAAWWWWW NO!
WHERE IS HIS POND? CONTINUE THE STORY.
(, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 23:34, archived)
# I MUST KNOW!
(, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 23:34, archived)
# I DRAWN IT THEN I WAS MEAN TO FORG
POND WAS DELETED
(, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 23:43, archived)
# >:( I DO NOT THINK WE CAN BE FRIENDS ANYMORE.
(, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 23:48, archived)
# IT IS A RUBBISH FORG AND DOES NOT DESERVE GOOD THINGS
I ALSO RUBBED OUT HIS FRONT TOES OUT OF SPITE
(, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 23:56, archived)
# O SRRY I DIDNT NO.
(, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 0:02, archived)
# Top frog
(, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 23:12, archived)
# HARLEQUIN FORGS YAY YAY YAY
(, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 23:16, archived)
# SHINEY FROG
(, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 23:15, archived)
# SHINE SHINE HELLO EPIPHANY DRAW A FORG. SHINE.
(, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 23:16, archived)
# ERM ILL DRAW ONE AFTER IVE FINISHED SHOOTING THINGS :D
(, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 23:25, archived)
# URGH WHY IS IT SO DIFFICULT TO GET A FORG DRAWN :(
(, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 23:27, archived)
# IN A MINUTE
(, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 23:32, archived)
# WHERE IS THE FORG?
GIVE ME THE FRORG.
(, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 0:01, archived)
# Up there ^
(, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 0:13, archived)
# There should always
be time for frogs.
(, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 23:16, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 23:19, archived)
# hurra!
(, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 23:20, archived)
# PI-YOOWWNN!
ZOOOOM! ETC!
(, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 23:28, archived)
# \ o /
(, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 23:31, archived)
# FORG
(, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 23:30, archived)

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