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[challenge entry] Rail sleeper Jenga
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 6:00, archived)
# ahhhahhhahhah
 
YES
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 6:08, archived)
# Awesome. I'd play.
As a bonus, if he's crushed to death by a railway sleeper, he won't have to deal with the pain of being that ginger.
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 6:36, archived)
# that i sespecially ginger isn't it
in fact that is uberginger
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 7:46, archived)
# lol
I used to have one in my garden that used 2 by 3!
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 8:08, archived)
#
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 5:39, archived)
# LET ME TAKE YOU ON A VOYAGE
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 6:06, archived)
# You should be ashamed of yourself.
Now go and think about what you've done.
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 6:25, archived)
# I am genuinely sorry.
I feel terrible now.
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 7:23, archived)
# Tuesday's over.
Your time has passed.
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 7:30, archived)
# *slinks off, head hung low*
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 7:50, archived)
# why are you going to Shetland?
have you got a job as a pony?
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 7:55, archived)
# No, I have a job as a Great Skua.
Dive-bombing tourists and scaring the shit out of them. Heh heh heh. Also lol at your sig :)
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 8:14, archived)
# haha
that make you officially a nerd!
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 8:22, archived)
# But what does it make you?
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 8:25, archived)
# THE NERDMASTER
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 8:28, archived)
# *kowtows*
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 8:31, archived)
# bored random shit
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 3:55, archived)
# heres some too
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 3:56, archived)
# IT LOOKS LIKE A GIANT BIG BOY
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 3:58, archived)
# IT'S ALL MIRROR TRICKS

(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 4:00, archived)
# see that hiker? hes about to be stuck down a hole, in the middle of the night, WITH AN OWL!!!!!!!!
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 4:01, archived)
# New stuff right here kids
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 4:00, archived)
# nice pic,and nights to you!!!!
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 4:02, archived)
# Must... hold... on...
"don't say it, Captain!"

Holding.... can't... much... longer....

"Captain, PLEASE, don't!"

Grrrrrr! "GOATSEBUSH!"
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 4:25, archived)
# WHERE'S THE GATEWAY ARCH?
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 4:33, archived)
# about 6 miles south of me at the moment
(it doesn't move around, I do)
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 4:37, archived)
# I've been there. I enjoyed my trip to St Louis years ago
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 4:42, archived)
# Galileo thinks you're a nutcase, now.
You both move around, one more slowly than the other.

Einstein might agree with you, but he'd still probably take a swing at you in a bar.

Hawking would probably have all kinds of stuff to say, like "Fnnnn ow m HNNN", which is part of the reason that makes what he thinks so bloody confusing!

(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 4:43, archived)
# blearrghh!!!
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 2:20, archived)
# no no, bleurgh is this:
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 2:21, archived)
# hahah,she'll come out of the priory hooked on coaine and strippers
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 2:23, archived)
# Do not want
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 3:08, archived)
# you fucker...
...you broke the internets!
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 2:23, archived)
# no seriously guys,monica harford is worse,click her pic for big LOL
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 2:24, archived)
# wow what a looker
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 2:28, archived)
# FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 2:30, archived)
# Is that what I'm going to look like when I get old!?
*bursts into hysterical tears*
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 2:30, archived)
# AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 2:30, archived)
# that is one fine piece of DNA you found there
;)
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 2:32, archived)
# i made a vid slagging her on youtube and i got word back that she burst into tears when she saw it and contacted her solicitor
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 2:34, archived)
# ahahahah! good work
link? or has said solicitor taken care of matters?
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 2:36, archived)
# no i took it down as soon as i heard,i used a lot of nice pics from my town with gentle music
then at the end had her face pop up with a big scream,the guy whos photos i used sent me a message on youtube saying she thought he had something to do with it LOL hes a photographer for my towns website,so i took it down before the police payed me a visit
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 2:41, archived)
# ah well all is not lost! HI-DEF PIC LIVES ON!
nicely avoided lawsuit btw ;)
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 2:44, archived)
# you fucker...
...you broke the 1n&ern3&2!
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 2:33, archived)
# no, i just can't do it
i can't say anything nice about that face, not even in a sarcastic fashion.
and with that, i'm off to bed. g'night b3ta
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 2:35, archived)
# nighty night!
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 2:36, archived)
# nite ntie!
:D
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 2:36, archived)
# nights
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 2:42, archived)
# c-ya...
-__-Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 2:47, archived)
# sorry (not really)
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 2:54, archived)
# O M G
win!
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 2:56, archived)
# it feeds on puss
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 2:57, archived)
# *pukes*...
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 3:00, archived)
# sorry again (once again,not really)
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 3:05, archived)
# awww...
...a baby dinosaur in the womb.
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 3:08, archived)
# this is what happens when E.T. fucks one of jabba's wives
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 3:09, archived)
# Break the internet, you say?
bluewhirl
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 2:38, archived)
# Morpheus: "Welcome to the real world."
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 2:41, archived)
# deep down the rabbit hole...
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 2:45, archived)
# OH SHIT NO

(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 2:25, archived)
# omg pls no
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 2:31, archived)
# uuuhhh!...it's back...
...worst meme ever!
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 2:32, archived)
# Haha. Which is why it's so good.
Argh, my brain.
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 2:59, archived)
# no...
...she will never soil my files.
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 3:01, archived)
# She?
Some say she. But I've since begun to wonder.

Photobucket
God I need artistic tutoring.
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 3:15, archived)
# no, really
WTF?

:D
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 2:40, archived)
# RAPTORCOPTER RAWWARWRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 2:11, archived)
# Uh oh
It's going to get it's head chopped off by the blades
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 2:12, archived)
# Is that real?
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 2:15, archived)
# i sure hope so
NEW MEME: RAPTORS IN HELICOPTERS
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 2:19, archived)
# she's breaking up...
...i can't hold her.
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 2:19, archived)
# IS IT RAPTRONIC?
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 2:39, archived)
# definitely
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 3:50, archived)
# fuck you...i missed it...
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 1:56, archived)
# yay!
This poor little bitch always ends up getting abused
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 1:58, archived)
# *-*
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 2:07, archived)
# see? SEE?
i TOLD you cats were evil, but would any of you listen to me? NO!
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 2:09, archived)
# awww
:D
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 2:09, archived)
# Aww!
That's adora...aargh!
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 2:11, archived)
# 0_0
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 2:02, archived)
# I thought I had missed it too
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 2:08, archived)
# *beams up*...
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 2:17, archived)
# That's just creepy...
*shudder*
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 2:23, archived)
# Bindun?
StrawberryMoose
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 1:46, archived)
# What?
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 1:47, archived)
# he sure is serious about his edibles
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 1:50, archived)
# Yeah, booooooi.
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 1:50, archived)
# it's got a blaaddy huuge storeberry on it!
:)
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 1:47, archived)
# Yeah, sorry.
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 1:48, archived)
# *blows raspberry*
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 2:02, archived)
# Fuzzy fruits

(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 1:49, archived)
# Who is Cleo?
Also, have this:
Prostimoose
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 2:05, archived)
# MOOSE PIMPING.
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 2:26, archived)
# ...
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 2:09, archived)
# ooh, I'm getting turned on :P
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 2:13, archived)
# ha ha...
...you'll survive!... :D
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 2:24, archived)
# wrongtoap
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 1:43, archived)
#
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 1:44, archived)
# WOW!! oh golly gosh!!
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 1:32, archived)
# I think I might go outside for a while
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 1:34, archived)
# what is this
"outside" you speak of?
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 1:42, archived)
# I've not been on for a while.
Is this what qualifies as suitable material to post these days? My, the standards are slipping.
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 1:35, archived)
# Sickening, isn't it?
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 1:38, archived)
# THIS IS THE STANDARD
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 1:39, archived)
# Don't start that again!
(I haven't finished my vimod, freebase, mofo bandwagon piece yet)
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 2:10, archived)
# yes!...
...fucken trailblazers we are!
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 2:31, archived)
#
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 1:39, archived)
# Yes, yes and one thousand times yes.
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 1:41, archived)
# hahahah
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 1:43, archived)
# haha goddamn
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 1:44, archived)
# Fuck, I've only just realised what you did.
I need to go to bed.


*prints*
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 1:46, archived)
# Glasses were fake after all.
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 1:53, archived)
# so why VIMOD ?
What is he of whom ya speakage ?
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 1:24, archived)
# oh christ
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 1:24, archived)
# Hint: You can no longer use adobe photoshop cs4.
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 1:25, archived)
# I like you.
You should ask this question on all the other boards, also.
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 1:25, archived)
# VIMOD IS A MYTH
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 1:25, archived)
# LIKE YOUR PENIS!
ahahahahahahah
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 1:26, archived)
# PENIS STOMACH
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 1:27, archived)
# it is whispered of in the shadows of cold dark streets and lonely crack dens.
 
was there ever such a delicious meaty cock, or was it just the morphine playing tricks?
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 1:30, archived)
# OH, YOU HORRIBLE TROLL.
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 1:34, archived)
# great forum
 
great banter
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 1:35, archived)
# KRANSKY LOVERS PIZZA
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 1:35, archived)
# I only recently discovered what a zamboni was after watching blades of glory
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 1:27, archived)
# poor dear
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 1:32, archived)
# THE LEGEND LIVES ON!
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 1:34, archived)
# B&
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 1:26, archived)
# i bin lurkin
for years and seen the birth of the glass cock and watched as potatoechop styles from b3ta have leaked into popular advertising culture and other great b3ta events. I bin travelin for a year and check back in and here's VIMOD. Where he grow from ?
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 1:30, archived)
# maybe your legs had just grow
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 1:31, archived)
# CRATE.
A crate is a large container, often made of wood, often used to transport large, heavy or awkward items. A crate has a self-supporting structure, with or without sheathing. For a container to be a crate, all six of its sides must be put in place to result in the rated strength of the container.

Boxes and crates are often confused with one another; mostly when they are made of wood. Contrary to a crate, the strength of a wooden box is rated based on the weight it can carry before the cap (top, ends, and sides) is installed.
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 1:32, archived)
# Did you draw a swear on your crate?
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 1:37, archived)
# I never done a swear.
Not in my trousers anyway.
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 1:40, archived)
# Vimod is not Vinod Balakrishnan.
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 1:32, archived)
# bless
its like that original borat site from years ago...
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 1:35, archived)
# HE DRIVES A ZAMBONI.
And his name is Vimod.
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 1:30, archived)
# he's another shit b3ta meme
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 1:31, archived)
# :-)
to sum it up.
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 1:32, archived)
# when was there ever any other kind?
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 1:36, archived)
# Well, it's like this.
1. Chebba Chebba Chebba Chebba Chebba Chebba Chebba Chebba Chebba.

Chebba Chebba Chebba Chebba, Chebba Chebba Chebba Chebba Chebba Chebba Chebba Chebba Chebba Chebba Chebba. Chebba Chebba Chebba Chebba Chebba Chebba Chebba Chebba Chebba, Chebba Chebba Chebba Chebba Chebba Chebba Chebba Chebba Chebba Chebba Chebba; Chebba Chebba Chebba.

2. Chebba.

Chebba Chebba Chebba Chebba Chebba Chebba!

3. "Chebba"

Chebba 2.

4. Chebba Chebba.

5. Chebba Chebba Chebba Chebba Chebba Chebba Chebba Chebba Chebba Chebba Chebba Chebba Chebba Chebba Chebba Chebba Chebba Chebba Chebba Chebba Chebba Chebba Chebba Chebba Chebba Chebba Chebba Chebba Chebba Chebba Chebba.
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 1:47, archived)
# SUPRISE!!!!
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 1:05, archived)
#
Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 1:10, archived)
# This is doing funny things to my brain.
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 1:11, archived)
# METH LAB: SOURCED
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 1:12, archived)
# must start watching breaking bad soon.
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 1:19, archived)
# That show totally got their ideas from the gayshift
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 1:19, archived)
# It is fucking awesome
 
at least, I really enjoyed it.
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 1:35, archived)
# ...but what's the surprise
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 1:15, archived)
# that's the pickle
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 1:16, archived)
#
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 1:15, archived)
# Fuck Chuck Norris and fuck his racist, anti-gay hatespeech.
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 1:20, archived)
# Knew he was pretty crazy,
a psycho X-tian who would like Texas to secede on moral grounds, more reasons to dislike him are welcome.
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 4:18, archived)
# ?
Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 1:23, archived)
# FLUFFY TIME!
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 0:49, archived)
# Yeah!
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 0:52, archived)
# Monkeys and Polar Bears!
*squees*
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 0:55, archived)
# They are touching it.
Furry wank.
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 1:01, archived)
# I'm really impressed by the gif quality tonight
Has it gotten easier to make these in the past 7 years?
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 0:52, archived)
# yes
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 0:53, archived)
# There is a man with very strong lungs blowing and sucking that straw.





gaywales.com
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 0:54, archived)
# it's a syringe needle thingy :D
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 0:55, archived)
# But, Epiphany, your gif is shit!
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 0:59, archived)
# I know :(
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 1:00, archived)
# Don't be sad. Reassuring stuff.
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 1:01, archived)
# It's nice to be nice.
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 1:14, archived)
# Also, perhaps we can have a <video> bored in the future?
Lovely HTML5 stuff
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 0:53, archived)
# Video bored.
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 0:59, archived)
# I think that's basically /links.
 
especially for videos people make themselves.
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 2:28, archived)
#
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 0:57, archived)
# Awwww
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 0:58, archived)
# I don't think that looks correct.
I may, of course, be a little drunk.
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 1:02, archived)
# when are you ever not drunk?
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 1:08, archived)
# Tomorrow morning
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 1:13, archived)
# normally yes.
But I fear I'm going to be drunk, angry, annoyed, upset and heartbroken for some time to come.
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 1:16, archived)
# Cos Barry has gone to city.... yeah I feel your pain :D
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 1:17, archived)
# Oh no.
That pleased me no end. For the Scousers to spend 2 years courting this middle of the road player only for the Mancs to hijack it further down the line when it's revealed that the hubcap thieves could never afford him all along?

That's the best news of a very bad week.
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 1:26, archived)
# Pug!
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 1:03, archived)
# haha sproing
i was just doodling a cat actually. like i do. that's one of the things i do.


(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 0:59, archived)
# :3
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 1:09, archived)
# Haha
Awesome
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 1:18, archived)
# As many cats as you have drawn
I think this one is my favourite.
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 1:34, archived)
# FLUFF!
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 1:00, archived)
# I SAY

(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 1:02, archived)
# vrrrrr!
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 1:17, archived)
# OOH YES I AM READY FOR FLUFFY TIEM
 

 
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 1:37, archived)
# The Dalai Lama says, "Rock Out with your Cock Out!


With thanks to Epiphany for suggesting the decks.

EDIT: Right, Night Gayshifters! Have funs!
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 0:28, archived)
# PARTYTHREAD
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 0:29, archived)
# I love this
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 0:30, archived)
# tutu likes to get fresh too too
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 0:30, archived)
# Now this is win!
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 0:31, archived)
# I prefer the cat
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 0:31, archived)
# he's got the moves
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 0:32, archived)
# Oh yeah
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 0:34, archived)
# he's clearly on a MUTHAFUCKING BOAT
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 0:34, archived)
#
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#
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# : D
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 0:36, archived)
#
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 0:36, archived)
# BELIEVE ME WHEN I SAY
I FUCKED A MERMAID
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 0:41, archived)
# Hell yeah
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 0:36, archived)
# ROCK OUT!
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 0:30, archived)
# fuck yeah!
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 0:30, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 0:34, archived)
# DISCO OWL
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 0:48, archived)
# DALI LIMER
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 0:29, archived)
# that is

(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 0:30, archived)
# OH YES
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 0:31, archived)
# cor
bLIMEy!
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 0:31, archived)
#

(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 0:33, archived)
# haha!
this reminds me, I bought a few mexican beers today that aren't corona, red pig was lovely
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 0:37, archived)
# CERDO ROJO!
CERDO ROJO!
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 0:39, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 0:30, archived)
# Rock out!
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 0:30, archived)
# that film had no plot
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 0:31, archived)
# Shut it you nugget ;)
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 0:32, archived)
# I'll bastard your nugget!
it had no plot!!!

:D
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 0:55, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 0:31, archived)
# ah- de-de-de-de-de
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 0:33, archived)
# You go Parker!
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 0:33, archived)
# He's ranting about something.
Cupboards, possibly.
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 0:35, archived)
# PARTY HARD
Woo!
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 0:31, archived)
# \o
o/
\o/
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 0:32, archived)
# PUT A DONK ON IT!
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 0:32, archived)
# WAAAAAAAAAAAH!
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 0:32, archived)
# unn tss unn tss
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 0:32, archived)
# BREAK IT OLD SCHOOL
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 0:33, archived)
# Do the pance dance!
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 0:34, archived)
# Did you ever do something for my birthday? I don't think you did
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 0:35, archived)
# Didn't I?
When was it?
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 0:39, archived)
# last friday :(
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 0:43, archived)
# I'm sorry :(
I shall endeavour to make you something in the morning, I really need to sleep.
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 0:43, archived)
# haha i dont actually mind
i mean NO YOU MUST STAY UP THE WHOLE NIGHT TO CRAFT SOMETHING WORTHY OF MY ATTENTION
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 0:47, archived)
# The 14th Dalai Lama is a turtle.

(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 0:35, archived)
# Mwahahaha!
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 0:36, archived)
# Am it gayshift yet?
Photobucket
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 0:09, archived)
# Meth is hard to make.
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 0:11, archived)
# Malcolm In The Middle's dad managed to do it, though.
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 0:17, archived)
#
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 0:20, archived)
# It's so totally PARTY TIME.
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 0:22, archived)
# ECONOMIC STIMULUS PACKAGE
 

 
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 0:23, archived)
# STIMULATION: ACHIEVED
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 0:26, archived)
# i am disappointed the place i suffer to work has decided to block b3tards.com
cunts
half the board is missing
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 0:47, archived)
#
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 0:25, archived)
# It's strange
he doesn't move like a man soaked in pizza grease.
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 0:26, archived)
# Perhaps he's shed it off while spinning madly.
You know, like dogs and water.
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 0:28, archived)
# Ha ha eeurgh
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 0:29, archived)
# Yes
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 0:12, archived)
# TRANING TO BE UNBEATABLE STONGMAN
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 0:16, archived)
# Woof
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 0:16, archived)
#
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 0:17, archived)
# MUST TRAIN HARDER
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 0:17, archived)
# i never heard of the stongman
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 0:20, archived)
# OH, SHIT YEAH.
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 0:16, archived)
# Yeah!
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 0:17, archived)
# MARVEL AT IT
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 0:19, archived)
# MARVEL WANT TO MAKE A COMIC OUT OF FAST FOOD DOGS?!?!?
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 0:20, archived)
# oh shit I hope so
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 0:22, archived)
# That would be awesome amazing
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 0:24, archived)
# I might be Sheff bashing it now as I have sold my Download tickets for a tidy profit
:D
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 0:28, archived)
# Yay! A person, who is young! :D
it will be fun :D
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 0:29, archived)
# now it is
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 0:12, archived)
# It should always be gayshift.
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 0:19, archived)
# EXCELSIOR!
 

 
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 0:20, archived)
# HAHAHAHA - Woo!
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 0:31, archived)
# ISN'T IT?

(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 0:25, archived)
# Hell yeah!
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 0:28, archived)
# OH MY!
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 0:28, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
This is win :D
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 0:29, archived)
# he's having a super time!
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 0:31, archived)
# \o/
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 0:33, archived)
# haha
stoat you dont post as much as you should
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 0:34, archived)
# Heh
just chillin, lookin' all gay and stuff.
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 0:38, archived)
# awwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
 
he's great
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 2:43, archived)
# success!...
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 2:38, archived)
# woah.
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 3:27, archived)
# Must be something to do with living in Italy....
(, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 23:47, archived)
# Yay for dirty old italians
(, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 23:57, archived)
# hella yeah!
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 0:01, archived)
# One comes into my place of work regularly hes 80 years old
and has a 22 year old girlfriend
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 0:02, archived)
# "Would you buy a used car from this man?"
(, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 23:59, archived)
# Yes, Yes I would.
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 0:01, archived)
# May I suggest
killing it with fire?
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 0:00, archived)
# No, you may not.
He is the most fun politician ever!
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 0:01, archived)
# 'ey! youa looka like a nazi!
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 0:05, archived)
# Is that Berlusconi?
Aargh! I did a google image search for berlusconi, and the first result was a naked man! With a willy and everything!
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 0:06, archived)
# thats why there is a safe search
*passes the mind bleach*
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 0:08, archived)
# Thank you.
*drinks*
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 0:10, archived)
# FREE WILLY
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 0:11, archived)
# he's a fucking cunt
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 0:36, archived)
# i will probably be done for treason now :D
(, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 23:18, archived)
# Poor dear is upset :(
(, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 23:19, archived)
# poor thing!
i think the original is actually scary - this is an improvement :D
(, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 23:22, archived)
# Why the long..ah..

(, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 23:20, archived)
# hahaha
imax! :D
(, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 23:22, archived)
# LIKE A MOVIE, BUTT TO DA MAXX!
:P
(, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 23:23, archived)
# MAXXXXXX!
I max porn would be terrifying :D
(, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 23:24, archived)
# I CAN COUNT THE LINES IN HER CUNT!
(, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 23:29, archived)
# Man, that Prince William is a right rotter.
(, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 23:22, archived)
# AND he's a pointless cunt.
(, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 23:23, archived)
# ^this. Let's chop off their heads.
also: woopic
(, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 23:54, archived)
# :D
I rape lemuns
(, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 23:24, archived)
# YARF
(, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 23:26, archived)
# he has a lovely smile
(, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 23:29, archived)
#
I soooooooo wish that was me, yraf

@:D
(, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 23:30, archived)
# o hai
*runs*
(, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 23:56, archived)
# TWO NUNS AND A PACK MULE
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 0:24, archived)
# LEMONLEGS
(, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 23:32, archived)
# XD
(, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 23:37, archived)
# Doesn't it sting?
(, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 23:53, archived)
# what what
pip pip
(, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 23:54, archived)
# :D
puntastic overload!
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 0:21, archived)
# It's the Imax thing
that makes me so damn angry about this...what gives him the right?
(, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 23:25, archived)
# It's going 3D now, so not worth worrying about.
Bloody kids.
(, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 23:27, archived)
# 3D Imax makes me sick
quite literally. I feel queasy watching it.
(, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 23:30, archived)
# i don't think i've been to a fweedee eye maxx
I shall for Cameron's AVATAR, oh yes
(, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 23:31, archived)
# HAHAHA
(, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 23:21, archived)
# hehehe
nice! :D
(, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 23:22, archived)
# Chin up, old thing!
haha!
(, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 23:22, archived)
# hahaha
:)
(, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 23:22, archived)
# Master NORG
She's from the Shumi Tribe!

Wonder if she'll turn into a Moomba... that would make her the coolest queen ever.
(, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 23:24, archived)
# hahahaa
i'm just lost from beginning to end here! :D
(, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 23:24, archived)
# Random Final Fantasy references
FTW
(, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 23:27, archived)
# ahhhh
i see! :)
(, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 23:28, archived)
# How rude of me though
Woo :)
(, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 23:34, archived)
# Why the long _________________________________________ mug ?
(, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 23:25, archived)
# hehehe
:)
(, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 23:27, archived)
# form an orderly queue
nicely
(, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 23:26, archived)
# hahaahaha
:)
(, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 23:27, archived)
# Pffft!
One should relish charges of treason. Those of
blasphemy and sedition are quite nice to have too.
(, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 23:27, archived)
# oh i do
i really do! :)
(, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 23:28, archived)
# what a beaut!
(, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 23:37, archived)
# Smern!

(, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 23:42, archived)
# Why the long face?
also have a classic bit of japanese software(ahem) that I have found

:D
(, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 23:44, archived)
# She wants me soul!
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 8:20, archived)
# Inspiration much?
(, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 23:04, archived)
# The funniest thing is after
Norwich Union got in the guys to rebrand them, about 10 years ago I think it was, and they decided on Aviva, they found out just before the launch that Aviva was actually a rather famous brothel in Amsterdam which is why they have taken so long to launch with it :D
(, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 23:08, archived)
# Arf!
It's a stupid name change anyway, though. Norwich Union sounds like a respectable firm, but Aviva could be anything -- mineral water, a health spa, a plant genus, trainers...
(, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 23:13, archived)
# They should have changed their name to UVAVU!
I might have had more respect for them then.
(, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 23:14, archived)
# True dat.
My favourite insurance company are Hiscox.

Lol! Cox!
(, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 23:15, archived)
# sheminge insurance
is quite good too i hear
(, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 23:19, archived)
# hmm speedboat insurance
are u a banker?
(, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 23:28, archived)
# Aye
It does sound like a mineral water doesn't it.

Keeps the highly paid "marketing gurus" with their black suits with the bright purple shirts shining through (loose collar and cuffs), bizarre ideas and phrases like "we want to draw on the fresh new start for the brand and create an image of that" in business.
(, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 23:21, archived)
# yep totally agree!
it sounds like a health spa :D
(, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 23:23, archived)
# ADEZ!
(, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 23:25, archived)
# Wave your hands in the air like you just don't care!
(, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 23:01, archived)
# i just don't care
(, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 23:01, archived)
# pope's props
(, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 23:02, archived)
# Fo Shizzle!
(, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 23:03, archived)
#
(, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 23:02, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
(, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 23:03, archived)
# more fun than twitter!
(, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 23:07, archived)
# hahahaha!
(, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 23:03, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 23:08, archived)
# *waves*
lovely!
(, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 23:04, archived)
# Thankyou :)
Did you see my other pic of Switzerland earlier? With teh chateau?
(, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 23:09, archived)
# yes!
it's already commented upon.
*waits for gold star for observation*
(, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 23:10, archived)
# *awards gold star* :D
(, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 23:13, archived)
# dainty board etiquette
right here.
(, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 23:15, archived)
# He don't care about the aids
nicely done sir
(, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 23:04, archived)
# Cheers :)
(, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 23:09, archived)
# all the catholics in da house say HOOOOOOO!!!!
(, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 23:05, archived)
# Hoooooo!
(, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 23:09, archived)
# JIVEASSMOTHERPOPE
(, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 23:11, archived)
# Sheeeet man!
(, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 23:11, archived)
#
(, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 23:13, archived)
# *drivebys*
(, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 23:12, archived)
# *puts the city on lockdown*
(, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 23:13, archived)
# Pass the plate !
(, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 23:13, archived)
# LOLWHUT?
(, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 23:13, archived)
# THIS IS YOUR BRANE ON POPES
(, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 23:19, archived)
# Yeah boyeee
Keep that shit real
(, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 23:16, archived)
# Booyah!
(, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 23:18, archived)
# He wants to play basketball
(, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 23:19, archived)
# You knows is nigga!
(, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 23:22, archived)
# what happened to the plane they promised one?
(, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 22:59, archived)
# Hahaha!
She looks royally pissed off
(, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 23:00, archived)
# They lost it
*edit* come on, one more bee...
(, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 23:00, archived)
# "it's bloody cold out here, Phillip"
(, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 23:01, archived)
# why aren't you a bee?
you've ruined it.
(, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 23:01, archived)
# Bee sucks, man.
(, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 23:02, archived)
# pollen, yes
(, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 23:03, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 23:07, archived)
# one hates to be pedantic
but as your royal correspondent i feel obliged to point out he only has one l

sorry and all that.
(, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 23:03, archived)
# Yipes!
(, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 23:04, archived)
# I can't stop hearing the Spitting image puppet
(, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 23:04, archived)
# hahahaha
pure gold
(, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 23:06, archived)
# He obviously cares not to jeopardize his impending CBE
rather like me :D
(, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 23:06, archived)
# Arf!
(, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 23:01, archived)
# "Look Lizzy, those frogs have sent you an invitation to that d-day celelbration"
"Tell them it is to fucking late Phill! No, on second thoughts, send Charles. The twat!"

That is wonderful and the look on her face is spot on :)
(, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 23:01, archived)
# Surf's Up !
(, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 23:03, archived)
# Hahaha!
She wasn't invited because
a) She's not French
b) She's not American
c) As the only current head of state that was around in WWII she might tell everyone there a few embarrassing facts.
(, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 23:04, archived)
# She is German though
(, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 23:05, archived)
# ^this
(, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 23:09, archived)
# how?
she was born in this country, the daughter of a man born in this country, son of a man born in this country, son of a man born in this country, son of queen victoria (born here), daughter of george III (born here), whose father (frederick, prince of wales) WAS born in germany....
(, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 23:12, archived)
# well put
but if your not of Norman, Roman or Viking descent you're still not English.
(, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 23:17, archived)
# there are probably 'picts' who want the celts to get out :)
(, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 23:20, archived)
# i'm proud
of my Jamaican routes - mon! :D
(, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 23:21, archived)
# hahaha!
she's wondering why it doesn't smell of fresh paint, like it always does whever she goes.
(, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 23:06, archived)
# One is not getting on any golly whiz plane, peasant.
The corgi wins this picture :P
(, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 23:27, archived)
# hehehe!
i wanted to do a full beach assault but sauce pics let me down a bit, mostly yanky landing craft, also i lost the will.
(, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 23:32, archived)

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