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# Mr Griffin?
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 21:02, archived)
# Oh well done.
You found a picture of the KKK.
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 21:03, archived)
# Yes...
A baw hair of shopping
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 21:05, archived)
# hahaha
i get it
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 21:14, archived)
# Haha
That took a while :)
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 21:26, archived)
# i went downstairs for a coffee and ended up bringing the dogs for an undeserved walk, little bastards
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 21:28, archived)
# that took me far too long
well done
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 21:45, archived)
# EYE SPY
heh heh
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 21:48, archived)
# Whenever I see the news in 60 seconds on bbc3, I think of this
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 21:01, archived)
# I wouldn't Know
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 21:02, archived)
# Yeah,
that Emily Maitlis is a bit skinny....
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 21:02, archived)
# This has just made me think
How can a skeleton have such a muscley chest?
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 21:11, archived)
# Steroids.
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 21:12, archived)
# he's got a mask on...
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 21:13, archived)
# rarrgh!
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 21:16, archived)
# ah, lou ferrigno
would
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 21:21, archived)
# *get killed by
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 21:26, archived)
# in a sexy way?
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 21:30, archived)
# Perhaps, if you find a horribley painful death sexy.
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 21:31, archived)
# as long as it's not mine
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 21:36, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 21:30, archived)
# arf!
wouldn't. not even with someone else's.
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 21:32, archived)
# hunka hunka manly man!
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 21:42, archived)
# His face got cummed on by man-at-arms
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 21:14, archived)
# no
it was ram-man
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 21:16, archived)
# Or perhaps he was noshed off by
trap jaw?
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 21:17, archived)
# cringer licked his cheese
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 21:21, archived)
# He-man got all manly on that shit.
And then cut his face off with a sword.
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 21:27, archived)
# too much power, man
that and the bowl haircut
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 21:29, archived)
# I! HAVE! THE! POWERRRRR!
*ejaculates then chops*
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 21:31, archived)
# Ha ha.. reminded me of this!
There was always something between Man At Arms and He-Man!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=FR7wOGyAzpw
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 21:42, archived)
# WARNING: may contain spang
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 20:47, archived)
# :-)
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 20:48, archived)
# octo, hahaha heres a dude called octoshit (im not calling you shit btw)
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 20:50, archived)
# There is no ESC
from this octopus :-)
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 20:52, archived)
# FASTER
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 20:53, archived)
# your wish is my command
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 21:18, archived)
# :)
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 20:52, archived)
# Look . . . it's true !
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 20:52, archived)
# Reduced To Clear?
Seen at my local Morrisons the other day!



Reduced(!) from 68p to 69p

.
.
On the plus side you can reinforce your ring 250 times!!!!!

(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 20:55, archived)
# hahahaha
I love finding things like that. I was in sport direct looking for some cheap shoes, all the mark downs were wrong by about £8
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 20:57, archived)
# BARGIN
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 20:57, archived)
# That's pOsitive reinforcement for ya !
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 21:02, archived)
# arf
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:34, archived)
# dat iz...
...peeyur intellagentz!
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 21:15, archived)
# Hahaha
bizarre.
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 21:17, archived)
# How strange
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 21:25, archived)
# Every time I think I'm getting sick of this band waggon
something like this comes along and gives me a genuine lol.
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 20:58, archived)
[challenge entry] Davnick Camriffin
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 20:41, archived)
# is it the kid out of the triple velvet ad?
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 20:44, archived)
# soft soft soft


(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 20:45, archived)
# His missus
makes me hard hard hard
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 20:46, archived)
# I'm going to do a poo at pauls?
Good. Fuck off to pauls then YOU UNGRATEFUL LITTLE CUNT.
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 20:47, archived)
# I see that ad and all I think is 'Paul is a peado'
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 20:49, archived)
# Definitely. He's off to do a poo at pauls whilst
paul watches and plays pocket billiards.
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 20:51, archived)
# and feeds him puppies and shows him sweets
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 20:52, archived)
# .
If ever there was a face that needed to be bukkaked...
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 20:47, archived)
# *shudders*
freakishly well done
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 20:49, archived)
# I'm a wanderer
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 21:51, archived)
# "At least 35 times, I'd imagine"

(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 20:39, archived)
# Hahaha, you are a nonsense
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 20:40, archived)
# hahahaha shitpipes :D
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 20:41, archived)
# Ha-ha!
Saw this on The Register earlier.

I'll have a D please, Bob.
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 20:41, archived)
# and the correct answer is Nine.
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 20:42, archived)
# Before I reply to this...
Has anyone got kidney cancer?If so I shall not reply as I may offend you and your friends.

All the best to SSG.
Heartbreaking, man!
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 20:42, archived)
# i would be more worried about ghostie
He seems to be loosing it and talking about a 14 year old
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 20:43, archived)
# poor ickle SSG he walk amongst us as a giant, but at the end he will be a meek little kitten praying for the pain to stop
oh bugger i'm welling up again
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 20:45, archived)
# Shut up Dave!
You're in the 'heath, not Welling!
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 20:46, archived)
# anyone from 'talk'?........no?!...
...*clicks!*
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 20:44, archived)
# Is the answer:
D4 ⋊ C3, the semidirect product of this dihedral and cyclic groups?
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 20:45, archived)
# kidneys
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 20:48, archived)
# I went to france once
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 20:54, archived)
# I didnt like it
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 21:04, archived)
# hahaha
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 21:16, archived)
# Better late than never...
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 20:03, archived)
# Im going to go against the fanboys and say
I liked the new Terminator movie.
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 20:09, archived)
# I've been a fan of terminator since the first one
and I think the new movie is excellent. Much better than the third piece of crap and that mince on TV with the sexy teenage terminator.... gah!
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 20:11, archived)
# I actually liked the 3rd one.
I couldn't get into the 4th at all though. So much just seemed wrong.
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 20:13, archived)
# The third one was like a parody.
Argh don't get me going, I get incredibly boring talking about this stuff :P
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 20:16, archived)
# I like the Matrix, and its sequels are great.
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 20:29, archived)
# It's pretty good as a film
You just have to forget that it is/(should be) anything to do with the previous films ;)
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 20:12, archived)
# Me too
Right up until the stupid ending. I also missed the first 20 minutes or so due to the cinema giving us the wrong tickets. Did I miss owt?
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 20:27, archived)
# Here, take my heart!
It's like that bit from Scrubs.
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 20:28, archived)
# If I remember rightly, the first 20 mins or so gave the back story of "Marcus" as well as a mission where everyone by John Connor died.
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 20:31, archived)
# terminator gyration
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 20:10, archived)
# Hahaha.





(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 20:11, archived)
# This . . . tickles me !
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 20:22, archived)
# Don't they have chicken Kievs up in the north north of England?
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 20:37, archived)
# They have chips.. Right?
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 19:58, archived)
# I can't get into this bandwagon
where should I start from?
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 19:59, archived)
# Grab the new terminator pic
then choose a word that has 2 of the same letters in as either Terminator or salvation. Open up Photoshop and do your worst.
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 20:01, archived)
# Me neither!
Anyone been watching Kröd Mändoon and the Flaming Sword of Fire?
Princes Bride written by a 14 year old. Outstanding!
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 20:02, archived)
# It was ok
I laughed at few bits of it
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 20:03, archived)
# I had a bit of wee that came out.
This was written by a 14 year old!!!

You can't fault Matt Lucas playing the baddy witha hooooj merkin!!!
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 20:04, archived)
# Aye, have read a lot of funny fantasy, I could see some of it coming
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 20:12, archived)
# Oh and I would do Aneka
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 20:13, archived)
# It's so funny.
How a kid can be so irrelevant is amazing!

He just caused me to spray wine all over my monitor!
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 20:17, archived)
# irrelevant?
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 20:21, archived)
# It's in a book somewhere that startes with aardvarks has something to so with zebras
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 20:24, archived)
# :(
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 20:01, archived)
# Still reeling at the pop at SSG down there tbh.
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 20:01, archived)
# What's that got to do with my pic?


(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 20:06, archived)
# I don't really care about your picture.
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 20:06, archived)
# Ok
Edit: I see what you mean now.
I don't think the guy knew though.
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 20:09, archived)
# that is no excuse, he should be banned
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 20:16, archived)
# Come on Mongy, this is b3ta.
More or less anything goes, you of all people should know this.
I agree mocking an ill man is over the line
If he did it deliberately then yes, ban him.
If it is just an unfortunatley timed post then he should be just warned.
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 20:22, archived)
# once upon a time maybe this sort of thing was my cup of tea but since learning of our brave little bunny SSG's plucky fight against the cancer
i've changed, i go to church now and i consider poor taste the lowest form of wit, no offence, jesus loves you
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 20:27, archived)
# I've been reading comments on talk about The Great (yes The Great) SSG
and they seem a lot more harsh and cruel than any picture could say....

For example.....
www.b3ta.com/talk/6220956
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 20:30, archived)
# these people sicken me, they should be banned
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 20:34, archived)
# Arf!

(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 20:09, archived)
# Ha!


(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 20:12, archived)
# CHOMP !
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 20:21, archived)
#
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 19:51, archived)
# I feel the cold, hard glare of disapproval.
STOP STARING AT ME!
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 19:51, archived)
# cor!
Is that a new icon, Microwave? You chose wisely.
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 19:55, archived)
# I finally got around to buying an icon, yeah
I like it
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 19:57, archived)
# So would.
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 20:10, archived)
# ...
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 20:10, archived)
# would
at the same time
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 20:13, archived)
# Bindun?
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 19:40, archived)
# lmao it looks a bit like a willy
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 19:41, archived)
# *takes out magenta coloured pen*
*starts colouring in*

:O)
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 19:41, archived)
# yes
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 19:41, archived)
# Pfft
...I even forgot the colour
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 19:48, archived)
# unforgivable
:o)
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 19:52, archived)
# hahaha stupid people, they imbarris me when they do this ask the public things
As the public at the time is someone called Sharon with 20 kids by 20 different blokes
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 19:42, archived)
# Only 20 blokes?
Must've caught her on a good day.
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 19:48, archived)
# That was just the morning lot
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 19:48, archived)
# Willy :D
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 19:42, archived)
# Hahahahahhahah
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 19:48, archived)
# Air hair lair!
:o)
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 19:53, archived)
# I can't believe you went there.
SSG is a lovely guy and this is terrible.

Too soon.
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 19:53, archived)
# Is this a shot at SSG for having cancer?
You sicken me.
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 19:54, archived)
# I dont know who s sg is but this is a news story on the bbc news site
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 19:58, archived)
# Don't try to sweeten me with news links.
I'm fucking tamping about this.
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 20:04, archived)
# ris
please enlighten
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 20:06, archived)
# you've gone too far even by my standards
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 20:03, archived)
# I'VE PUT YOU ON IGNORE, YOU HEARTLESS PRICK.
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 20:04, archived)
# This is disgusting.
How could you mock poor SSG in this way?
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 20:05, archived)
# BAN THIS USER FOR INSENSITIVITY TO SIR SAND GOBLINS CANCER
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 20:09, archived)
# oh i see
that's awful news
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 20:11, archived)
# How insensitive.
You fucking prick.
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 20:12, archived)
# Aah...pancreas...
...how I miss you..</Diabetes blog>
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 20:24, archived)
# Less Than Three SSG...
This obviously wan't meant to offend. Cancer's a bitch and not funny in real life. *quiet moment for SSG*

Grey pancreas willies might be, though.
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 21:23, archived)
[challenge entry] Did I see this on Amazon?
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 19:39, archived)
# hahahahaha!
click
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 19:40, archived)
# Tea - an ENGLISH plant
pfft!
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 19:42, archived)
# One step ahead of the rest !
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 20:25, archived)
# :)
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 20:28, archived)
# Woo!
*click*
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 20:56, archived)
[challenge entry] bindun?
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 19:39, archived)
# congrats on an amazing first post!
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 19:42, archived)
# thanks
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 19:42, archived)
# Pffft
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 19:44, archived)
# don't be flippant mediocre
(chews sleeve with laughter)
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 19:47, archived)
[challenge entry] Probably been done already
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 19:33, archived)
# Do the green stripes represent rank in the KKK?
Is this guy like a super racist?

Has been done but nicely executed. Keep up the good work
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 19:35, archived)
# They do the gardening
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 19:35, archived)
# Ooh, all that mud over their nice white robes
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 19:37, archived)
# He's Keeper of the Sprouts of their chapter
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 19:38, archived)
# He likes Scottish football.



(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 19:42, archived)
# What a waste of a bed sheet
Do they make their outfit flame retardant?
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 19:36, archived)
# Just retardant
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 19:37, archived)
# Pfft!
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 19:37, archived)
# are the retardants flame retardant?
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 19:39, archived)
# *checks*

Nope.
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 19:40, archived)
# do they burn well?
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 19:40, archived)
# Let me put it this way
I'll never buy coals for my BBQ again
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 19:42, archived)
# i never thought someone would put griffins head on a kkk member, ahhh something new every day
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 19:39, archived)
# It is a bit ingenious, isn't it?
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 19:41, archived)
# classic, i hope to see it more, NO WAIT!!!! I HAVE A BETTER IDEA!!!!
put nick griffins head,stay with me......ON HITLERS BODY AHAHAHA
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 19:43, archived)
# BWAHAHAHA
sweet
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 19:44, archived)
# at first I thought it was a tesco value outfit
but then I remembered I'm colourblind.
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 19:57, archived)
[challenge entry] Beware the dark side, Kid.
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 19:32, archived)
# Looking a bit like Terry Wogan or Tony Robinson there
:O)
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 19:32, archived)
# I will resist typing out the Time Team porn shoot again
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 19:35, archived)
# Hehehe
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 19:37, archived)
# I'm not sorry
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 19:23, archived)
# POGO BOZO!!!!!!!!!
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 19:27, archived)
# HURRAAH!
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 19:27, archived)
# Cow Draper
good tongue action going on there
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 19:31, archived)
# For real !
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 20:27, archived)
# Smile !
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 18:54, archived)
# Hahahahaha
Sheer madness , Sir.
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 18:55, archived)
# She just had to have a bathtub buddy . . .
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 18:59, archived)
# What's the original?
Is it the real life Roman Holiday or something?

Here is your woo, sir.
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 18:56, archived)
# Just an old snapshot of Margaret in the tub . . .
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 18:58, archived)
# I think it is princess Margaret
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 19:00, archived)
# Indeed it was !
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 19:00, archived)
# She was, but is no more
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 19:02, archived)
# a thing to brighten any day..
princesses,tubs and forgs...:D
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 19:02, archived)
# Splish ~~~~~ Splash ~~~~
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 19:06, archived)
# Splish splish, I was takin' a bath
Long about a Saturday night
A rub-a-dub, just relaxin' in the tub
Thinkin' everything was alright
Well, I stepped out the tub, put my feet on the floor
I wrapped the towel around me and I
Opened the door, and then I
Splish, splash... I jumped back in the bath.
Well how was I to know there was a party going on?

They was a-splishin' and a'splashin'
Reelin' with the feelin', movin' and a'groovin'
Rockin' and a'rollin', yeah

Bing bang, I saw the whole gang
Dancin' on my living room rug, yeah!
Flip flop, they was donin' the bop
All the teens had the dancin'
But there was lollipop with a Peggy Sue
Good Golly, Miss Mally was-a even there, too!
A- well-a, splish splash, I forgot about the bath
I went and put my dancin' shoes on, yay...

I was a rollin' and a strollin', reelin' with the feelin',
Moving and a groovin', splishin' and a splashin', yeah!

Yes, I was a-splishin'' and a splashin'...
I was a-rollin' and a-strollin'...

Yeah, I was a-movin' and a-groovin'
We was a-reelin' with the feelin'
We was a-rollin' and a-strollin'
Movin' with the groovin' splish splash, yeah!
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 19:07, archived)
# I went and put my dantsin shoes on . . .
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 19:09, archived)
# if you put them on in the bath you will ruin them
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 19:11, archived)
# Yeah . . . but they sure do slip 'n sliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiide !
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 19:13, archived)
# that's what you get for using to much lube
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 19:16, archived)
# Too much lube or not too much lube . . .
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 19:19, archived)
# what ever you want dear
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 19:25, archived)
# Yeah, me too.
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 19:10, archived)
# SHE'S GOT BLAADDY FROGS COMING OUT OF HER MIMSY!
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 19:03, archived)
# Haven't we all :)
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 19:05, archived)
# quite so
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 19:07, archived)
# They do like hiding in tea cups, so a tuppence wouldn't be much difference
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 19:08, archived)
# tea cup...furry cup...
I see your point.
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 19:15, archived)
# Point taken !
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 19:18, archived)
# Very much so !
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 19:18, archived)
# Why not . . .
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 19:17, archived)
# Dir riiiiiiiiiiibbit !
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 19:06, archived)
[challenge entry] You're mad :D
and if I could just dump this here..
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 19:09, archived)
# this image is positively replete with mlnlgmlgnlmglgnlgmlgnlgmglnglmglnglgmlnglmgn
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 19:10, archived)
# mlnlgmlgnlmglgnlgmlgnlgmglnglmglnglgmlnglmgn !
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 19:12, archived)
# mlgnlgmlgnglmgln1NN!L!N!Gnl1g!NLg1nlJglnwgnlwgnl wgnl wgnl wgnl wgnl wgnlwgnlwgnl
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 19:30, archived)
# Make more sense little train
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 19:32, archived)
# BELK SQWAK BELK SQWAK
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 19:40, archived)
# Haahahahaa . . . and you call me mad . . .
mlnlgmlgnlmglgnlgmlgnlgmglnglmglnglgmlnglmgn . . .
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 19:15, archived)
# she goddamn turned him into a horny toad!
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 19:11, archived)
# There is the plot defined . . . Yes !
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 19:14, archived)
# I thought they were meant to be reptiles
not amphibians?
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 19:22, archived)
# Quite right you know !
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 19:30, archived)
# you work at a zoo or something?
;)

(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 19:30, archived)
# Haha
It's been a tough day
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 19:48, archived)
# hang in there mate
weekends here!
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 19:53, archived)
# :)
Yay!
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 19:56, archived)
# I hate it when that happens
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 19:23, archived)
# All too often !
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 19:30, archived)
# PHWOAR!!!
would
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 19:40, archived)
# Hop on in and bring some bubbles !
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 20:20, archived)
# *Ribbit*...
...for her pleasure.
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 20:52, archived)
# Rubs it all the right waahaays !
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 20:56, archived)
# Like this?

(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 21:16, archived)
#
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 18:45, archived)
# :(
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 18:48, archived)
# Don't you fucking start!!!
;)
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 18:49, archived)
# :(
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 18:51, archived)
#
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 18:51, archived)
# Cut that just a little shor
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 19:16, archived)
# hahahaha
:)
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 18:51, archived)
# Tee Hee
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 18:53, archived)
# Oooooooooooooh !
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 18:53, archived)
# *rolls eyes*
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 18:54, archived)
# The crops are in . . .
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 19:11, archived)
# don't mistake lack of talent for genius
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 18:56, archived)
# T-Shirt Material !
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 19:10, archived)
# im gonna print it out and frame it, you have my blessing if you wish to do the same
pfffffffftt
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 19:17, archived)
# I'm gonna use it for a logo on my cap !
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 19:22, archived)
# they'll spread like wildfire, you can keep any profits you make
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 19:26, archived)
# Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Terminator ELATION.

(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 18:57, archived)
# I am very cross with you, young man
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 18:59, archived)
# me?
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 19:01, archived)
# No, the other one
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 19:17, archived)
# PeaPeaPeaPea
Can I repost my pic again yet?
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 18:31, archived)
# oh fuck
I was just giving you the benefit of the doubt too
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 18:33, archived)
# * Un-lurks
FFS!

* Re-Lurks
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 18:42, archived)
# hey!
I hope you are just thread-hanging!
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 18:43, archived)
# ^ What she said
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 18:44, archived)
# I'm back
and I'm like all meh n that
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 19:05, archived)
# *ducks*
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 18:33, archived)
# Hahaha
classy
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 18:34, archived)
# Not until you've finished your vegetables.
And not in a new thread, if you please.

Speaking of which, I declare doodletime.
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 18:34, archived)
# Doodle what?
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 18:35, archived)
# Mecha Anne Frank
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 18:37, archived)
# I'm not doing to draw you mecha anything!
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 18:37, archived)
# Mecha banana?

please?
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 18:38, archived)
# ROFFLEDOG
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 18:39, archived)
# MECHA ROFFLEDOG
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 18:39, archived)
# Na, can't be arsed right now,
Im still a little hungover
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 18:42, archived)
# From the goddamn llama milk?
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 18:44, archived)
# Carlsberg? yes
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 18:44, archived)
# i offer this crap
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 18:43, archived)
# Anne Frankfuerter?
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 18:43, archived)
# the one and only
:D
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 18:46, archived)
# I don't know :(
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 18:40, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 18:40, archived)
# DINOSAUR TIME

(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 18:45, archived)
# YEAH!
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 18:46, archived)
#
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#
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 18:48, archived)
# Hurrah!
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 18:49, archived)
# Oh yes!!!!!!!!!!!! :D
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 18:51, archived)
# NOBRONTO
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 18:56, archived)
# Hahahahah
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 18:59, archived)
# ticking boxes
ah yeah, another cockup from the newbie
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 18:37, archived)
#
Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 18:38, archived)
# Sorry Griffy
I did read the FAQ before....must have missed that bit...sorry
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 18:54, archived)
# It's not a cockup if you mean to do it.
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 18:40, archived)
# yeah i know what a cockup is...i didn't mean it
.
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 18:45, archived)
# Fuck off back under your bridge.
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 18:46, archived)
# Yawn
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 18:56, archived)
# Paper, pens, scanner and leads are all packed away :(
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 18:39, archived)
# I dont have to pack yet :D
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 18:39, archived)
# >:|
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 18:50, archived)
# I don't have to pack either
why would I pack?

WHY?

I'm not packing.
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 19:03, archived)
# Hello
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 18:34, archived)
# You see, if you'd have stopped pratting about you'd have been now.
Now you're just a wanker.
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 18:35, archived)
# sad sad man
lighten up pecker
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 18:39, archived)
# i think you should fuck off and join club penguin
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 18:35, archived)
# ^
this
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 18:37, archived)
# my internet went down for 6 days
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 18:38, archived)
# I didnt like it
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 18:39, archived)
# probably stiff coughing up hairs
*haw haw*
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 18:39, archived)
# your internet?
YOUR FUCKING INTERNET?

Really? wow that's an impressive thing to own. Where do you keep it? what does it eat? What colour is it? Does it like movies and walks in the park on rainy days?
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 18:39, archived)
# Yes
Yes
Yes it is.
Chips.
Blue.
Yes.
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 18:42, archived)
# you keep it in a Yes?
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 18:42, archived)
# Yes
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 18:43, archived)
# Yeah right
what so you can groom me?
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 18:40, archived)
# trust me, theres no point in staying on b3ta now that you have made a dick of yourself
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 18:45, archived)
# Never been to a bash then?




(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 18:52, archived)
# : D
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 18:57, archived)
# Now I see why people stick to the image challenge and stay away from the main board...
I'll leave you to it with the rest of the schoolboys...byeeeee
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 19:07, archived)
# Like I think your opinion counts for anything
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 19:05, archived)
# you're fiesty
I like you
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 19:07, archived)
# woof woof
; )
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 19:09, archived)
#
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 18:36, archived)
#

(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 18:37, archived)
# GMoS PARTY!
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 18:37, archived)
#
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 18:40, archived)
#
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 18:41, archived)
#
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 18:42, archived)
#
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 18:43, archived)
#
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 18:41, archived)
# Haha
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 18:41, archived)
# Haha!
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 18:42, archived)
#
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 18:43, archived)
#
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 18:44, archived)
#
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 19:00, archived)
# what happened to the ear?
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 18:37, archived)
# Tyson.
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 18:37, archived)
# Well done.
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 18:37, archived)
# thank you
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 18:38, archived)
#
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 18:39, archived)
# £80,000,000
it's not enough
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 18:40, archived)
# Oh go away with your one-man bandwagon
Edit: Fine, do your business. But diversify, that's all I'm saying.

CONTEMPORIZE, MAAAAAAN
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 18:37, archived)
# Who the HELL are you?!
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 18:38, archived)
# This anti-GMoS stance from the new people is another step towards the JMG endorsed "GET RID OF ALL THE USERS WHO SIGNED UP AFTER 2005" campaign.
VOTE JMG!
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 18:38, archived)
# I DON'T UNDERSTAND THE FORM
IT'S COVERED IN GAYSAUCE.
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 18:43, archived)
# one man?
wtfayboa?
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 18:38, archived)
# And another wobbler starts to sweat at JMG's arrivial
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 18:39, archived)
#
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 18:39, archived)
# GmoS has been an Official b3ta Meme since day 2

(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 18:39, archived)
# Day 1 was terrible, and there was little to no fun.
GMoS sparked a fun internet craze. GMoS will return one day to save us all from fat people with acne who are a bit dull.
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 18:40, archived)
# I'm so alone.
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 18:41, archived)
# You should kill yourself.
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 18:45, archived)
# YES!!!!
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 18:41, archived)
# Why do you hate freedom so much?
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 18:37, archived)
# No,
but you can be a cunt.
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 18:40, archived)
# Hello
How was your day in bed?
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 18:45, archived)
# Evening.

I got up about ten.
Couldn't sleep once awake!
But I did do nowt all day.
Did you finish your work?
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 19:01, archived)
# Yes!
That is to say, there was an official launch of this website wot I made, which was quite successful. It's about restaurants and shops and art galleries etc. where mentally disabled people work, so there were a lot of those people at the launch. The entertainment was tailored to their wishes ;)
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 19:19, archived)
# Have you a link to your work?



(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 19:24, archived)
# Come on troll
start being interesting.

You're just going to fuck off after this thread, aren't you?
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 18:42, archived)
# do a new pic
then we can start afresh...new pic please:)
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 18:45, archived)
# ok, I'm jolly well going to call you a made up name! so there!
You big chelbert!
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 19:02, archived)
# Temples


This is bad :)
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 18:22, archived)
# Yes.
But it is also pffft!


(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 18:23, archived)
# It has been stuck in my head for most of the day
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 18:23, archived)
# You should get in some kind of contractor then.
Maybe they can take them down and put in a nice extention instead.
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 18:24, archived)
# I'll let it go a bit septic, so I can squeeze the pus out :)
Is the shotgun in L4D fucked? some times it only reloads one cartridge
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 18:26, archived)
# No, that happens if you mash fire before it's finished reloading.
Generally true of any game with a shotgun in, because they take so long to reload and are loaded with individual cartridges means you can still fire the shots you've loaded if you're in a desperate situation.

The auto shottie reloads a lot lot faster bizaarely, though I avoid both and go for full auto.
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 18:28, archived)
# Ah right :)
I don't like shot gun, is ok for what it is meant for like room clearance. I still like it when they gather around the pipe bomb :)
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 18:30, archived)
# The shotgun is much better than the assault rifle at taking out specials.
Generally if a witch or a hunter comes at you you're pretty fucked with the assault rifle, a shotgun can take either out in one shot if you're good though. Still don't like them though, have to reload too often for my liking.
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 18:34, archived)
# And will be stuck on her's for much longer . . .
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 18:26, archived)
# That is one of the few clean pictures I could find of a head
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 18:27, archived)
# Clearly it is funny !
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 18:30, archived)
# Shirley you can't be serious?
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 18:24, archived)
# Yes I am
and don't call me Shirley during the week, that is for weekends only
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 18:27, archived)
# SHIRLEY TEMPLE
GETTIT?
GETTIT?
GETTIT?
GETTIT?
GETTIT?

I'm wasted on you people
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 18:30, archived)
# Yes, I did :)
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 18:31, archived)
#

(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 18:39, archived)
# hahahaa
isnt it to do with the name of the bone in your head - bit like the funny bone is called the humorous :D

this is good btw! :D
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 18:27, archived)
# It is called the Temporal, apparently
Thanks sir :)
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 18:29, archived)
# i saw it on
some program on sunday! :D

edit - Crossing Jordan :D
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 18:38, archived)
# Temples of _______ !
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 18:29, archived)
# Horse
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 18:32, archived)
# Kablammo
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 18:38, archived)
# Pffft
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 18:37, archived)
# pfft...just for a minute
thought it was simon temple-ar:)
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 18:38, archived)
[challenge entry] A very old joke, but it still makes me laugh.
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 18:11, archived)
# Are you going to delete this again?
Or is this it?
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 18:12, archived)
# FUCK OFF DITSHIP!
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 18:12, archived)
# I thought I'd seen this before.
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 18:13, archived)
# pfft the first time....
but now i'm spent
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 18:15, archived)
# give it 5 minutes and then we can have another go
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 18:16, archived)
# OCD
Sorry, I can't have typos up there with my name on
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 18:21, archived)
# The edit button is there for a reason.
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 18:22, archived)
# hmmmm
Yeah I saw that but didn't realise I could replace the pic. Apologies...Won't happen again
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 18:24, archived)
# People get annoyed because every new post pushes another of the board and deleting doesn't bring them back.
That and we like shouting at people who cock up.
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 18:29, archived)
# Eh, what?
I go away and come back and this back and only slightly different
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 18:16, archived)
# You think you've got it bad
I posted something between a hamtoucher and someone who's dying.
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 18:16, archived)
# I can always post above the hamtoucher to push it down
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 18:18, archived)
# He'd just delete it and post it again.
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 18:19, archived)
# is he one of those who wants to be top of the page?
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 18:20, archived)
# Doh!
No, I'm just new to this and cocked it up
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 18:22, archived)
# He did something wrong, KILL HIM!
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 18:29, archived)
# Fuck yeah!
I'll get the flaming torches, you sharpen the pitch-, wait, you were being sarcastic weren't you?
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 18:30, archived)
# this answer is full of win
edit: but now I agree with Jeru
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 18:33, archived)

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