Hopefully it won't
"run over" 2 hours.
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Page stretcher!
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Thu 16 Jul 2009, 23:57,
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Otay!
You can so be Alfalfa to my Buckwheat!
Unless you wanna be the black one?
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Fri 17 Jul 2009, 0:02,
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Unless you wanna be the black one?
This takes me back to the days of the infinite thread.
Does anyone remember them? I think they're impossible now.
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Fri 17 Jul 2009, 0:00,
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It was an old idea investigated by Fnord.
If you replied to a post, and changed the number of the post to predict replying to your own future post - it would go on forever.
Quite hard to predict, but he did it here:
www.b3ta.com/board/1499825
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Fri 17 Jul 2009, 0:02,
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Quite hard to predict, but he did it here:
www.b3ta.com/board/1499825
Ah, it now causes an error.
Back in 2003 this would cause a browser crash.
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Fri 17 Jul 2009, 0:03,
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When you reply in a new window,
it should have an ID for the post you're replying to. Eg. 9587580.
If you change this ID to the post you're impending to create, it would be infinite. I think they fixed it now.
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Fri 17 Jul 2009, 0:08,
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If you change this ID to the post you're impending to create, it would be infinite. I think they fixed it now.
Fatal error: Allowed memory size of 8388608 bytes exhausted (tried to allocate 43 bytes) in /var/www/b3ta.com/core/init.php on line 178
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Fri 17 Jul 2009, 0:05,
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Ha ha ha!
I would type more, but the laughter is CRIPPLING!
Nice one :D
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Thu 16 Jul 2009, 23:55,
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Nice one :D
Ha ha ha!
I was trying to think of something funny but I can't.
I even tried spazzing back for inspiration....
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Fri 17 Jul 2009, 0:01,
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I even tried spazzing back for inspiration....
Noel Coward's "Gone with the 17:45 from Milford Junction"
Click for bigger (219 kb)
Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn. No I don't mean that. That was silly and unkind.
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Thu 16 Jul 2009, 23:42,
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Click for bigger (219 kb)
Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn. No I don't mean that. That was silly and unkind.
"i haven't got a ticket
can i travel free if i show you my gash?"
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Thu 16 Jul 2009, 23:46,
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You can travel for free if you don't show me your gash.
Sound like a deal?
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Thu 16 Jul 2009, 23:52,
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Wroooonnng.
HEY I LIKE MY MUSIC TO BE 30MB PER SONG WITH MINIMAL AUDIBLE BENEFIT!
MP3 V0 VBR ftw
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Thu 16 Jul 2009, 23:54,
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MP3 V0 VBR ftw
That is all well and good,
provided you are listening through a decent sound system. Most people don't and aren't :P
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Fri 17 Jul 2009, 0:06,
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Sure whatever you think.
If you think it's worth wasting 600mb for an album, then whatever makes you happy. I remain unconvinced that the audible difference warrants the extra space. Brb - playing a CD.
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Fri 17 Jul 2009, 0:11,
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ahhhhhhhhhhhhh I just looked up cock docking on google
ahhhhhhhhhhhh ahhhhhhhhh ewwwwwwwwwww arrrrggghhhhh nooooooo ohohohoooooo oohhhh deeearnoooo
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Fri 17 Jul 2009, 0:02,
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also
www.youtube.com/watch?v=lqxVlepS9cE&feature=related
i'm seeing him live in august. i am bloody excited.
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Thu 16 Jul 2009, 23:53,
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i'm seeing him live in august. i am bloody excited.
I hope you conduct your entire forthcoming relationship in this idiom
What's for breakfast N O T B A C O N A G A I N
We never talk any more W H A T H A P P E N E D T O T H E M A N I M A R R I E D
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Thu 16 Jul 2009, 23:42,
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We never talk any more W H A T H A P P E N E D T O T H E M A N I M A R R I E D
Ha ha ha! T H A T P R O P E R M A D E M E L O L B U T S A D L Y O U R L O V E D I E D L O N G A G O W H E N H E B R O K E H I S P R O M I S E A N D D I D N T E V E N B U Y M E S H O E L A C E S
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Thu 16 Jul 2009, 23:50,
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It's all done with magnets: F U C K I N G S H I T T Y M A G N E T S
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Thu 16 Jul 2009, 23:34,
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I fucking am Y O U F U C K I N G C U N T A R E Y O U L I S T E N I N G T O M I N E ?
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Thu 16 Jul 2009, 23:38,
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You nutter!
My wife gave me a very strange look as I LOLed at this :)
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Thu 16 Jul 2009, 23:43,
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ahhhhahhhhahhh fucking awesome
headless pig, headless pig
does whatever a headless pig does
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Thu 16 Jul 2009, 23:59,
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headless pig, headless pig
does whatever a headless pig does
Felix I hate it here, can I live with you?
I want to live with you and your lilac cat.
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Thu 16 Jul 2009, 23:22,
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riiight. freak brothers, yes. I started my search with "doobie brothers", which went nowhere.
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Thu 16 Jul 2009, 23:41,
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See: Octopus theme
From: I don't know, what is this, an interrogation? Earlier I guess.
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Thu 16 Jul 2009, 23:29,
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These are mine:
1. snarn-o-pus
2. hi
3. just slipping it in
4. stuck
Everyone else did some lovely ones too.
Join in :D
EDIT: WAIT!
5. wrong
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Thu 16 Jul 2009, 23:33,
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2. hi
3. just slipping it in
4. stuck
Everyone else did some lovely ones too.
Join in :D
EDIT: WAIT!
5. wrong
TOOL:gradient +AND IMAGE:ADJUST:posterize:#oflevels
You know, whatever that means.
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Thu 16 Jul 2009, 23:41,
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Right, now Im giving up
I will declare this compo rubbish and deny that any of the good entries exist.
It was a complete let down... and no, I didnt see the Titanic/Jaws one :p
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Thu 16 Jul 2009, 23:19,
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I will declare this compo rubbish and deny that any of the good entries exist.
It was a complete let down... and no, I didnt see the Titanic/Jaws one :p
Ah, West Country arguments. It's like an audio mirror of my adolescence.
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Thu 16 Jul 2009, 23:25,
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it's comedy genius, the troggs arguing! part 2 is even better..there is one genius line and i'm just trying to find it
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Thu 16 Jul 2009, 23:27,
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The fairy dust / pissing on the tape bit will take some beating.
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Thu 16 Jul 2009, 23:28,
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about 2.48/49 is gold http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M9n46CZLAH8
you big pranny! hahahahahahahahahaha
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Thu 16 Jul 2009, 23:30,
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"You gotta put a little bit of fucking fairy dust over the bastard"
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Thu 16 Jul 2009, 23:23,
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To be honest with you,
as ace as it will be to see The Troggs, and The Animals, nothing will come close to seeing this live :D
www.youtube.com/watch?v=BFaT69CyyKU
and this
www.youtube.com/watch?v=AzN0mMx-sJg
and this
www.youtube.com/watch?v=H6LVI1gDswg
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Thu 16 Jul 2009, 23:28,
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=BFaT69CyyKU
and this
www.youtube.com/watch?v=AzN0mMx-sJg
and this
www.youtube.com/watch?v=H6LVI1gDswg
FUCKIN HELLO!
*does Chopper wave*
Big WOO for local content
*click*
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Thu 16 Jul 2009, 23:40,
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Big WOO for local content
*click*
Faffing,
I wondered what you lot might think on this. With or without badly drawn and pointless arrows?
I wanted the arrows smaller and more defined, but as I've mentioned before; my tablet is buggered.
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Thu 16 Jul 2009, 23:08,
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I wanted the arrows smaller and more defined, but as I've mentioned before; my tablet is buggered.
Humm
Well, with them it looks a tad messy, without it looks a bit plain (don't get me wrong, it's awesome :D but there's a lot of black space)
So in conclusion: I haven't a clue what you should do about it :D
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Thu 16 Jul 2009, 23:09,
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So in conclusion: I haven't a clue what you should do about it :D
I do like the arrows!
But a little tidier, but not purely crisp, if you get me.
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Thu 16 Jul 2009, 23:10,
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Well done.
Would you like a FUCKING MEDAL YOU FUCKING SEXY PIECE OF ASS? WELL? WOULD YOU?
NOW GET YOUR TITS OUT AND CLEAN THAT UP!
Very nice miss :)
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Thu 16 Jul 2009, 23:18,
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NOW GET YOUR TITS OUT AND CLEAN THAT UP!
Very nice miss :)
It seems like he
should be in an indie band. And then feasting on the blood of groupies.
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Thu 16 Jul 2009, 23:19,
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well it's ment to be peter cook from bedazzled and he was playing the devil.
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Thu 16 Jul 2009, 23:20,
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Looks really good. Especially like the eyes. :)
Only one thing. On the one with the arrows, there's a box around them. And on the one without, there's a big grey rectangle in the top right corner.
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Thu 16 Jul 2009, 23:10,
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You bastard with your ultra clear screen.
I even angled my screen to make sure I'd solved that. Hahaha nevermind.
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Thu 16 Jul 2009, 23:12,
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I'm just pissing about and genuinely didn't think to use the eyedropper tool
durrrh...
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Thu 16 Jul 2009, 23:16,
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Oh yes I see this now too
What he said^
Also:ff pp
It might also just be me: But I think there's another super-dark grey rectangle underneath the first one - it takes up the top left corner as well though.
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Thu 16 Jul 2009, 23:12,
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Also:
It might also just be me: But I think there's another super-dark grey rectangle underneath the first one - it takes up the top left corner as well though.
Fucking kids and their stupid fucking haircuts.
In my day you had to get your hair cut into a chevron. THAT WAS IT!
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Thu 16 Jul 2009, 23:12,
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Also, which is the definitive version of Blade Runner these days?
There are so many hacked up versions I really don't know.
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Thu 16 Jul 2009, 23:13,
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i like the picture
but i think the white arrows are too white
sort of
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Thu 16 Jul 2009, 23:15,
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sort of
Daryl Hannah in Blade Runner.
I prefer without. But what do I know?
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Thu 16 Jul 2009, 23:16,
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neither HEH
no seriously, without the arrows. they stick out too much.
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Thu 16 Jul 2009, 23:18,
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keep up the good work sir!
However, please warn me of incoming silliness so I do not wake up everyone in my house with my LOLs again :D
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Thu 16 Jul 2009, 23:07,
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Silliness on the starboard bow, Cap'n
Divert all power to the silly-shields
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Thu 16 Jul 2009, 23:10,
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I'm only saying it to get him to admit I am not on ignore.
I may actually be on ignore though ;)
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Thu 16 Jul 2009, 23:21,
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That is most good, MOST GOOD!
may I ask what program did you use?
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Thu 16 Jul 2009, 23:03,
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this is very nice, but given previous recent posts, I am worried about where the tree is coming from...
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Thu 16 Jul 2009, 23:03,
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Usually I pay for my arts
So it nice to have them for free :D
Like it :)
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Thu 16 Jul 2009, 23:08,
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Like it :)
This is tremendous.
Nice tag also. Though I'd be far to lazy to type all those letters.
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Thu 16 Jul 2009, 23:09,
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if i'd known i'd actually use it
i would have given my blog a shorter name
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Thu 16 Jul 2009, 23:13,
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Nicely :)
I have an awesome idea, and it will make everyone cream themselves and shit, but I need the right font first.
OI! ALL OF YOU! GIVE ME YOUR FUCKING FONTS!
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Thu 16 Jul 2009, 22:58,
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OI! ALL OF YOU! GIVE ME YOUR FUCKING FONTS!
If you're having trouble matching fonts
try here: new.myfonts.com/WhatTheFont/
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Thu 16 Jul 2009, 23:03,
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I know the font,
but the only place I have found it wants $125.
They can suck my balls :(
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Thu 16 Jul 2009, 23:04,
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They can suck my balls :(
Can't you find it on a site that lets you create your own preview (like myfonts above)
then cut it out from that?
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Thu 16 Jul 2009, 23:07,
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I did, and I have :D
Thank you sir! Terribly good of you!
I shall get to it in the morning :D
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Thu 16 Jul 2009, 23:14,
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I shall get to it in the morning :D
Ha! Yes. This would be 1000% better than "Shitter by the Dozen" - voted most puke-inducing hollywood crap of this, or any, millenium.
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Thu 16 Jul 2009, 22:58,
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NEWSFLASH: Octopuses do hogwarting*.
*When you just go up behind a girl and 'slip it in'.
"Among the findings of the Cal team who studied the copulating cephalopods: They could identify each other by sex from some distance; smaller males would sometimes mimic the opposite sex to sneak a romantic moment with females that were under male guard"
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Thu 16 Jul 2009, 22:45,
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*When you just go up behind a girl and 'slip it in'.
"Among the findings of the Cal team who studied the copulating cephalopods: They could identify each other by sex from some distance; smaller males would sometimes mimic the opposite sex to sneak a romantic moment with females that were under male guard"
Oh Hai Octopus Whore!
Also, on the subject of Urban Dictionary terms:
www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=speighting
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Thu 16 Jul 2009, 22:47,
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www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=speighting
"howgwarting ISN'T DEFINED YET!!" if it's not even in urban dictionary, I don't believe it's a real word >:[
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Thu 16 Jul 2009, 22:56,
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I know :(
I think he is trying to make up words and shit :( What kind of cunt would do that?
www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=speighting
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Thu 16 Jul 2009, 23:02,
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www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=speighting
Hell yeah!
*does victory dance*
Fuck you Milton! There's a new Neologist in town....
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Thu 16 Jul 2009, 23:09,
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Fuck you Milton! There's a new Neologist in town....
IM NOT GOING TO WAIT FOR NO TRAIN
ILL WALK DOWN THE TRACKS UNTIL I FIND ONE I LIKE.
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Thu 16 Jul 2009, 23:06,
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pfffffffffffffffffft
what the fuck is that dirty tramp doing with those b3ta memes
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Thu 16 Jul 2009, 22:41,
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what the fuck is that dirty tramp doing with those b3ta memes
Jamie Bell, in a Bangkok wardrobe with a belt round his neck...
Yes please!
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Thu 16 Jul 2009, 22:37,
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