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[challenge entry] He's in training to replace Kitten Pietersen in The Ashes....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 17:30, archived)
# Tell him to pad up,
he's in.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 17:33, archived)
# Meowzat!!!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rico, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 17:35, archived)
# white cats can't jump...
... :D
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 18:08, archived)
[challenge entry] Apollo Creed Kitten
(I helped save b3ta! Mster Johnny Ekstrom, now that's a name, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 17:26, archived)
# this made me giggle
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Thu 23 Jul 2009, 17:27, archived)
# That blog is class, congrats :)
(Glomp Fuck, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 17:28, archived)
# One baaaad pussycat!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 17:32, archived)
# The Master of Disaster,
The King of Sting, The Dancing Destroyer, and The Count of Monte Fisto... :D
(I helped save b3ta! Mster Johnny Ekstrom, now that's a name, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 17:39, archived)
[challenge entry] He always wins when they're mouse flavoured.

(I helped save b3ta! Ian Woosnam, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 17:25, archived)
# nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nomol mnom onomo onom m nom on o lol on om oo no mon on ono mo mo
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 23 Jul 2009, 17:28, archived)
# Nyom nyom nyom!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 17:28, archived)
# They're coming out of him!
(I helped save b3ta! Jamie_W If your life had a face I would punch it., Thu 23 Jul 2009, 17:38, archived)
# ^^ this
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 17:59, archived)
# Will someone shut that bastard door???
(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 17:23, archived)
# aspartame on the moon is caused by chemtrails and mmr
or something.




.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 17:25, archived)
# Yeah, anyone could get in!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 17:26, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 23 Jul 2009, 17:29, archived)
#
twitter.com/Buzz_Aldrin09/status/2799169085
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 18:08, archived)
# HAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 23 Jul 2009, 18:12, archived)
[challenge entry] (fe)Linesman
Okay, so i can't photoshop too well, but my heart was in it.
(joehmbunn They speak my name in silent but violents., Thu 23 Jul 2009, 17:18, archived)
# assistant ref-furry
shirley ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 17:20, archived)
# SOLID GOLD RIGHT THERE!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 23 Jul 2009, 17:20, archived)
# BAZINNNGGGGGGGGGGGG!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 17:23, archived)
# by the look of that cat
your cock was in it
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 23 Jul 2009, 17:20, archived)
# And...
you're telling me you never looked at a cat and thought 'she looks sexy.' :S
(joehmbunn They speak my name in silent but violents., Thu 23 Jul 2009, 17:24, archived)
# the resemblence of their rear ends to pencil sharpeners puts me off
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 23 Jul 2009, 17:28, archived)
# depends whether you frequent the premises of a novelty taxidermist.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 18:27, archived)
# hahahah! nicely!
I think I'm going to go home now....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 17:24, archived)
# bet you are still here
edit: HELLOOOOOOOOOO
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 23 Jul 2009, 17:29, archived)
[challenge entry] Ding. Ding.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 17:11, archived)
# Why are you so good?
Is there a formula, or perhaps a special brainwrong?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 17:12, archived)
# perhaps a combination of brainwrong and unchallenging job
thanks honey
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 17:15, archived)
# enhuggles xoxoxoxoxxo
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 17:16, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
You sir are already pwning this compo :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 17:12, archived)
# pfft hardly
I'm but a n00b to this kitten business, I imagine there are kitten-shopping veterans who will pwn this particular compo...
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 17:21, archived)
# hahaha :D wunderbar!
the original video you've used ruins me every time :)
(I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 17:13, archived)
# yes, it is wonderful, especially with sound
:D
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 17:21, archived)
# hahaha
good stuff Herr Doktor
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 17:14, archived)
# cheers Herr Nibüs
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 17:21, archived)
# hahahahahahhaha! WOOs and YAYs!! *click!*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 17:14, archived)
# ta steve
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 17:22, archived)
# Haha nicely!
Woo!

Hello and goodbye fella!

*leaves*
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 17:17, archived)
# hello and goodbye to you too
I'm going home to lie down on something.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 17:20, archived)
# C'mon Barry!!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 17:23, archived)
# Fuck off Barry!!
\o/

:D
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 17:26, archived)
# it looks like that child is playing piano
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 17:23, archived)
# I don't see it myself...
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 17:27, archived)
# I'm very hungry, I might be seeing things
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 17:28, archived)
# brilliant
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 17:24, archived)
# Hahahaha, look at that paw speed!!
fp material!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 17:25, archived)
# yeah!...
...bop that kid!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 17:26, archived)
# :D
put your arms up kid
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 17:29, archived)
# hahaha!
fucking class
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 19:55, archived)
# looks like the challenger won't see the end of the round
:~)
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 20:48, archived)
# haha
this is the definition of 'pwnd'

woo!
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Fri 24 Jul 2009, 0:22, archived)
[challenge entry] Motorcycle Kitten (from my bloggy)
(I helped save b3ta! Mster Johnny Ekstrom, now that's a name, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 17:01, archived)
# Haha! Freakin' ace.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 17:11, archived)
# how can someone with such snakey arms
be so unhappy?
(I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 17:14, archived)
# The snake arms are too kinky.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 17:15, archived)
# OHNOES!
NEED IRON PLX!
(I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 17:19, archived)
# that's when i fell for
the leader of the pack
vrmmm vrmmmmmm!
(I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 17:11, archived)
# Valentino Pussi?
John Purrtees?

Help! Can't stop it!
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 17:18, archived)
# Barry Sheeba?
(I helped save b3ta! Mster Johnny Ekstrom, now that's a name, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 17:20, archived)
[challenge entry] My Mam's cat :)
No, he doesn't really smoke, yes he does really swear.

(I helped save b3ta! Guy Incognito was last seen SLAM DUNK'N HOES on, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 16:58, archived)
# What a rude kitty
I bet he drinks and hit women too.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 16:59, archived)
# ^ This
What you mum's cat said!

*Clicks
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 17:00, archived)
# one time I saw a crow pick up a discarded rolley,
and fly up and sit on a ledge with it in its beak. That was funny.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 17:00, archived)
# I read that as trolley then,
thought, how big was this crow!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 17:02, archived)
#
Rabba b. b. Hana said again: I have seen an alligator as large as the city of Hagrunia, which contained sixty houses. A snake came and swallowed it, and a large-tailed raven came and swallowed the snake, and then the raven sat on a tree. Come and see how strong was that tree! R. Papa b. Samuel said: If I had not been there, I should not have believed it.

www.sacred-texts.com/jud/t07/t0709.htm
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 17:22, archived)
# haha what did you do to make him so angry
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 17:06, archived)
# My Farm Town field! Yes ok ok. I have far too much time on my hands at the minute.

What design shall I do next? That is not a cdc!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 16:58, archived)
# what is "Farm Town field"?
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 16:59, archived)
# Farm Town is a game on Facebook
I'm just going to go now i think!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 17:01, archived)
[challenge entry] Just mew it.
(Trash Ninja, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 16:54, archived)
# cat snake
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 16:54, archived)
# shoes for cats?...
...huh?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 16:55, archived)
# It's a sports brand
innit.
(Trash Ninja, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 16:57, archived)
# Ceci n'est pas une chat.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 16:57, archived)
# The board is moving fast o_O
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 17:02, archived)
# New logo for Michelin.
(Trash Ninja, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 17:03, archived)
# very clever :D
(I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 17:07, archived)
#

CFB
CFVB
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 16:44, archived)
# Look out!
A monster!

These are very good. Ever thought about designing a point-and-click adventure game?
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 16:46, archived)
# I gave it some thought once
I'm hoping to get my act together enough to start some kind of webcomic of this kind of thing
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 16:54, archived)
# that is awesome! makes me think of the old Fighting Fantasy Game Books...
*click!*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 16:47, archived)
# I am scared and I am not sure why....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 16:47, archived)
# BOO!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 16:49, archived)
# You see a cup?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 16:53, archived)
# this is like...er who is it now
Arthur Rackham...er... Aubrey Beardsley

very good an that
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 16:50, archived)
# >CRITICAL MASS DEVASTATOR: TENDRIL BARRAGE
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 16:52, archived)
# oh my!
thats a bit good

kinda edward gorey/daymare towny/what the person above said about the adventre booksy.

i like it.
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 16:52, archived)
# i hope the monster wins...
... ;D
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 16:54, archived)
# It's not going to attack her, even if she thinks it is
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 17:21, archived)
# Robopooman.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 16:41, archived)
# Oh good lord.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 16:42, archived)
# It's a walking icecream
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 16:44, archived)
# it is actually making me want icecream
(I helped save b3ta! valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 16:46, archived)
# As long as it's not that textured
Also, I wish they'd hurry up and invent the elusive hotdog flavour.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 16:48, archived)
# :)
www.walls.co.uk/uk_en/contactus/default.aspx
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 16:52, archived)
# o_O
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 16:45, archived)
# That's some scary shit, man..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 16:45, archived)
# what's that smell?...
...*checks shoes*.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 16:46, archived)
# these will be our super soldiers
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 16:53, archived)
# strutin his shit
(I helped save b3ta! elbow, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 17:01, archived)
[challenge entry] Tiddles test drives the 2010 Furrari F1

First compo post.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 16:37, archived)
# and that's who the Stig is
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 16:38, archived)
# Some say... he has retractable claws, and buries his faeces in earth or loose gravel.
All we know is, he's called teh kittehstig!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 16:40, archived)
# :D
Is that Meowchael Schumacher?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 16:39, archived)
# Jenson Kitten
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 16:40, archived)
# Kitty Raikkonen
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 16:40, archived)
# Haha winner!
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 16:41, archived)
# Ayrton Senna? Eh? What are we doing here?

(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 16:41, archived)
# Oooof!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 16:42, archived)
# That's what he said.....
ZING!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 16:46, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 16:42, archived)
# Shoddy French engines
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 16:43, archived)
# Adblocking. Not even slightly cool.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 16:51, archived)
# :( Sorry Sam.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 17:15, archived)
# hahah
I say it again - your greatest ever post. You sicko!
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Thu 23 Jul 2009, 17:05, archived)
# *applause*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 16:41, archived)
# Johnny Furbert
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 16:41, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 16:42, archived)
# Felinepe Massa?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 16:45, archived)
# Chat Villeneuve
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 17:11, archived)
# Furnando Alonso,
surely?
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 17:12, archived)
# Dameown Hill?
(I helped save b3ta! mr ginglymus has something in his pance, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 16:44, archived)
# mr elbow isn't elbow?...
...then who is he?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 16:47, archived)
# thats what i've been wondering
(I helped save b3ta! elbow, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 17:13, archived)
# mr.elbow isn't elbow isn't talking to elbow...
...that's alot of jabs!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 17:25, archived)
# He is me who is not him
But has a similar name and doesn't want to get mixed up. Obviously not working =P
(I helped save b3ta! mr ginglymus has something in his pance, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 17:27, archived)
# avoid mix ups...change your name...
...elbow was here first after all... that's reasonable, right?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 17:36, archived)
# *concedes*
more fuss than it's worth to keep my name :)
(I helped save b3ta! mr ginglymus has something in his pance, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 17:54, archived)
# good man!
thanks! i like the new name too.
(I helped save b3ta! elbow, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 17:57, archived)
# ha ha...that's cool...
... :)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 17:58, archived)
# I did consider "Mewmacher".
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 16:40, archived)
# Mewis Hamilton
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 17:15, archived)
# :o...

...she played a small keyboard, and sang songs for money near the train station.
Dressed in a costume of silver and gold; her voice was soft and hard to understand.
Not very entertaining... but she was a brave soul.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 16:31, archived)
# Lovely!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 16:31, archived)
# nice
(I helped save b3ta! elbow, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 16:32, archived)
# d'awwww!
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 16:33, archived)
# She having a wank?
(__, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 16:33, archived)
# Pfffttt...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 17:01, archived)
# ooh
nice armour there
nice all round too :)
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 16:33, archived)
# splendid :)
(I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 16:34, archived)
# cool wingéd hat.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 16:35, archived)
# GAY
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 16:35, archived)
# la la la la la...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 16:38, archived)
# do her transformation sequence
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 16:39, archived)
# :D hehe
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 16:42, archived)
# frozen bukkake!
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 16:43, archived)
# That's a lovely story. It must be adapted.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 16:35, archived)
# actually...
...a real life experience.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 16:39, archived)
# I like hats
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 16:36, archived)
# I LOVE LAMP
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 16:38, archived)
# Isle of dogs
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 16:39, archived)
# Mornington Crescent!
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 16:40, archived)
# magnificent stuff, sir!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 16:39, archived)
# ART IS NOT DEAD!...
...FTW!...(thanks)!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 16:57, archived)
# ...the next part...in case you're interested.


Previously...
Part One
Part Two
(I helped save b3ta! thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 16:28, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
These are great :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 16:29, archived)
# Hahaha, the tension's really building now!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 16:32, archived)
# leave it win!
she's as mad as chips!
(I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 16:35, archived)
[challenge entry] WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! hYpe is haunted by humans, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 16:20, archived)
# ha ha ha!
fantastic :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 16:22, archived)
# i hope that's a girl
cos otherwise his meat and two veg is all over the shop :)

also: this is awesome :D
(I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 16:24, archived)
# hahahah cool
has freebs been on today?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 16:27, archived)
# hahahahahha!
I wonder if it will still land on all fours?
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 16:30, archived)
# Strap some buttered toast to it's back and it will be in a perpetual
state of flux, never landing.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 16:32, archived)
# holy shit, we could attach them to the underside of skateboards & we'd all have hoverboards like BttF2!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 16:34, archived)
# Fuck yeah!
My nephew made me watch BttF 3 the other day. It's not quite as bad as I remember....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 16:37, archived)
# you can generate antigravity by irradiating jam
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 16:37, archived)
# Right, I shall endeavor to get some old Reebok Pumps and fill the air pouches with irradiated jam.
I'm quite sure they would work like those little wheely-deals taht kids race around on in the most irritating way in shopping centres, only this time, with absolutly NO friction, and no direction.... I could sell them, make myself rich, whilst happy in the knowledge I have contributed to a huge number of injuries
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 16:44, archived)
# Hahaha,
it's the repeated farting that's keeping him aloft.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 16:34, archived)
# hahahaha
fine work
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 17:19, archived)
# drawing for mr otterby...
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 16:14, archived)
# BEAK
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 16:15, archived)
# That's a knice knight.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 16:16, archived)
# thats very knind of you
...
:/
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 16:19, archived)
# Think knothing of it.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 16:23, archived)
# Heh. Got an email alert from 'Guru.com' from some guy who calls his company "Fly By Knight Productions"
There were two of them (about making video games, using 'exclusive' IP rights) and both ended with:

"Gentle men, Holly Wood is calling" (note spaces :D)
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 16:24, archived)
# None shall pass! :D
Very nice.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 16:18, archived)
# Very nice,
but not anywhere near as cool as your Armando Iannuci earlier ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 16:27, archived)
# :D i should do that more often
...work from photos that is, rather than make reagal comedy writers.
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 16:31, archived)
# I think you should just keep doing everything you do,
they are always ace!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 16:34, archived)
# a noble protector of birds...
...righteous!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 16:37, archived)
# he doesn't seem to be doing a perticually great job mind
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 16:40, archived)
# he's gotta watch the eggs too?...
...oh, o.k.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 16:45, archived)
# More Failure.


Click for bigger (164 kb)

I'll sit back and let you blow your BNP3tan, P3taphile brains out at this shit.

Place your complaints below.
(joehmbunn They speak my name in silent but violents., Thu 23 Jul 2009, 16:08, archived)
# What a fun family they must be
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 16:09, archived)
# Nothing wrong with this
I like it
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 16:10, archived)
# Worst Among Sequels


Click for bigger (104 kb)

(joehmbunn They speak my name in silent but violents., Thu 23 Jul 2009, 16:11, archived)
# *Gets clippers*
I'm styling me a pokemonobrow
(I helped save b3ta! mr ginglymus has something in his pance, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 16:14, archived)
# your odd sub-image text aside
this is chucklesome. I am most taken with the idea of a monocle-brow.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 16:11, archived)
# This is quite funny; why the lame attempts at what I can only assume was intended to be insults?
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 16:11, archived)
#
nah, not insults, just didn't wanna get my hopes up after yesterday. It was a bad day for me. Insults don't work on the internet.
(joehmbunn They speak my name in silent but violents., Thu 23 Jul 2009, 16:13, archived)
# Ah, I understand. Oh well - remember the #1 rule : "It's only the internet" :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 16:20, archived)
#
yea, think i realised this a lot too late. I'd already conjured this hilarious puns on the b3ta name by then, and didn't want to waste them. I figured that 'you're all virgins' would be vastly untrue, so just cried myself to sleep instead.
(joehmbunn They speak my name in silent but violents., Thu 23 Jul 2009, 16:22, archived)
# These are good
Bring us kittens and all will be forgiven
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 16:12, archived)
# I like these,
but am confused by your post-script?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 16:13, archived)
# he/she managed to get a bum-raping from both /board and /links
in the space of about half an hour yesterday for a couple of unfortunate accidents :)
(I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 16:16, archived)
# Aye, but slate wiped clean and all that.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 16:17, archived)
# would it be nicer if i changed the text?
(joehmbunn They speak my name in silent but violents., Thu 23 Jul 2009, 16:17, archived)
# i think it's ballsy and funny :)
others might not, 'tis your choice :)
(I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 16:18, archived)
# ^this
:) i'm impressed by his/her bouncebackability :)
(I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 16:17, archived)
# Ohhhh. Well, b3ta has quite a short memory.
Not to mention attention spa...SHINY THINGS!!
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 16:19, archived)
# Ah I just spazzed back.
This is why the screaming fails and going mental at people can be a bad thing, we could very easily have scared him off forever.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 16:19, archived)
# ^this, in VAST abundance
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 16:20, archived)
# It's starting to really get on my nerves now with the immediate fail screams
without any attempt to help.

How you doing fella? The Flu cleared up?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 16:24, archived)
# it's all gone to the head now, feels like a bomb awaiting detonation
but fingers crossed I'm getting through the worst of it, if not, I'm sending out for supplies tomorrow, and a hearse.
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 16:29, archived)
# Awwww!
Sorry to hear that fella! Hope you get better soon!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 16:31, archived)
# exactly :)
you said something nice in it anyway, i seem to remember.

it seems to me that unless someone's obviously a troll, they've probably an unwitting mistake, so i don't really understand the failgasms :)
(I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 16:23, archived)
# Fair enough :)
If people keep on doing it then yeah, maybe ignore them. But if it is someones first post there is no need to go mental at them. Just gently explain what b3ta is about. Same with people going mental when an image is 10kb over the limit. Get over it.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 16:26, archived)
# f is for fact :)
(I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 16:29, archived)
# I think there's a certain joy at an opportunity to roll out the fail wagons
Take a ride on the fail train.

Etc.

(Er, I mean post animated gifs even larger than the "offender's" :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 16:29, archived)
# But you must see the irony in a thread with a pic
that is about 15kb over the limit being filled up with 100's of kbs of fail images :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 16:31, archived)
# It's fairly ferrous.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 16:34, archived)
# my first b3ta post was accidently giant
so now everything is obsessively within the faq guidelines.

that said i didn't get too many outright "FAIL" replies, just lots of pictoral and animated replies about how fucking huge it was.
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 16:39, archived)
# This is the thing,
imagine if everyone had gone mental at you and scared you off?

Think of all the goodies we could have missed out on :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 16:40, archived)
# aw :)
you're all lovely you are.
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 16:43, archived)
# nice :D
(I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 16:14, archived)
# Haha,
I want a monocle brow!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 16:15, archived)
# I liked this enough to click the 'I like this' link.
Hurrah!
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 16:23, archived)

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