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# bindun?
Girls Allowed (Aloud) etc

edit - shit, boys illiterate, i spelt illegal wrong, fucksticks that took me ages to do as well
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 8:57, archived)
# There's nothing wrong with illegal pink girls
I wonder if she has first sex with her boyfriend..., will he demand the pink wig?
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 30 Jul 2009, 8:58, archived)
# Yes, I would demand that

and I read that as fist sex

morning sir
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 9:07, archived)
# 'ning great inventor
I would demand fisting and peeing in her eye for her first sexual experience.
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 30 Jul 2009, 9:15, archived)
# That'll teach her

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 9:34, archived)
# ah morning fist sex!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 9:58, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 9:05, archived)
# the one with the pink hair is legal
shes 18 (well the actor who plays her is)
(radial head fracture, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 9:10, archived)
# yay, i've waited years for this day!
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 9:14, archived)
# lets kidnap and rape her in the ear!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 30 Jul 2009, 9:16, archived)
# i doubt your the only one
: )
(radial head fracture, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 9:16, archived)
# that doesn't make it right
to wanna fire right in about her because she looks like an 8 year old...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 9:16, archived)
# its just role playing
;D
(radial head fracture, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 9:20, archived)
# you have to question it though
when you're playing the role of Gary Glitter...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 9:22, archived)
# gary did Thai kids
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 30 Jul 2009, 9:24, archived)
# the problem with them is all the MSG
half an hour later you want to fuck another one
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 9:25, archived)
# pffft
the real disgusting thing are sites that put up 'youth' models...that are under age...but do erotic poses. So it's legal pictures of a kid...made for peado's...with consent of the parents.
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 30 Jul 2009, 9:27, archived)
# don't be such a partypooper
besides...she looks like 11 1/2
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 30 Jul 2009, 9:21, archived)
# I can't help it
it's all the loud noise and such...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 9:27, archived)
# High pitch screams can be a downside
of raping an under aged girl

pfft
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 30 Jul 2009, 9:32, archived)
# Bollocks is she!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 9:22, archived)
# nice one Yoda
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 9:23, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=wos2jhKhiCQ
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 9:25, archived)
# Vietnam no likey You Tube
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 9:25, archived)
# Vietnam no likey grammar :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 9:29, archived)
# the war's over..come home!!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 9:35, archived)
# I am disappoint

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 9:36, archived)
# after 20 seconds I already want to punch her in the face
she's not 9 years old enough!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 30 Jul 2009, 9:27, archived)
# bad floppy
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 9:30, archived)
# You are such a fuckwit GET A FUCKING LIFE BITCH

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 9:35, archived)
# baking a cake she is
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 30 Jul 2009, 9:24, archived)
# The Girls Aloud call centre doesn't look very efficient...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 9:54, archived)
# Ruuuuuun!!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 8:50, archived)
# would!


run like hell that is!

that is spookily shopped and I fear for how your mind came up with that image


nicely done as it is!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 30 Jul 2009, 9:01, archived)
# Thanks Bilbo!!
I wondered myself ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 9:03, archived)
# Ningles sir

sup
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 9:08, archived)
# ningles, my favourite Dutchman
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 30 Jul 2009, 9:26, archived)
# RIS?
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 9:08, archived)
# I'd smash his face in first
then run
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 9:09, archived)
# Hahaha! Lovely shoppery!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 9:50, archived)
# Thanks Moley!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 10:11, archived)
# ...
Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 8:28, archived)
# Real Post Sunday is Shite - Give it Up




woo! -early nings to you

nicely shopped sir
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 30 Jul 2009, 8:33, archived)
# Why, thank you :)
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 8:43, archived)
# who is it, by the way?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 30 Jul 2009, 8:45, archived)
# Sandra Bullock's freaky sister
Edit: source: www.gulum.net/model/resimler/sandra-bullock-1024x768-21670.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 8:46, archived)
# crikey
I do love a bit of Sandra Bullock!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 30 Jul 2009, 9:02, archived)
# still wood
/ac

ningles all!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 8:40, archived)
# 8(())
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 8:41, archived)
# WOULD!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 8:44, archived)
# Nicely done indeed!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 8:49, archived)
# cheers!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 9:07, archived)
# nicely
'ning 'ning
(I helped save b3ta! mr ginglymus has something in his pance, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 8:57, archived)
# Ta,
'ning
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 9:07, archived)
# bak at ya
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(DJTK, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 10:15, archived)
# Yowsa!
w/y/h!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 11:13, archived)
# ALFERD!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 7:33, archived)
# Huuu-yup!
HAHAHA!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 7:35, archived)
# BE CAREFUL
THIS MAN'S SCOTT A. BRENDLE AND LOOK WHAT IT DID FOR HIM
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 7:41, archived)
# pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 7:44, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 7:46, archived)
# THERE HE GOES AGAIN
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 7:36, archived)
# Haha he looks like Victor Borge
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 7:36, archived)
# when I had to catalogue a bunch of his records
I was struck by how he always seemed to have much the same expression in the photos
like he did not want his picture taken
although he does smile in some of the early ones

good pianist though
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 7:40, archived)
# Much fun too
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 7:42, archived)
# I think he's a cross between Borge and Woody Allen
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 7:45, archived)
#
www.pbnation.com/showthread.php?t=3150636
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 8:27, archived)
# The fail is strong on that board.
That, and glancing at other threads made me want to drink a keg of embalming fluid.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 8:50, archived)
# ALFERD BREDNEL PEFROMS
 


PLEASE DO NOT APPLAUD BETWEEN MOVEMENTS IT IS MOST IMPOLITE
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 6:55, archived)
# ALFERD BE CAREFUL
SAVE YOUR ENERGY FOR THE BRENDLE SHOWDOWN
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 6:59, archived)
# AND FOLKS, A BIG HAND FOR TONIGHT'S MISERABLE SHITCUNT LOSERS
 
PLAY 'EM OFF, ALFERD!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 7:00, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
He is about to play Rachmaninov's Piano Concerto No 2. Please stand and welcome the conductor.
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 7:01, archived)
# BANG THOSE IVORIES!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 7:03, archived)
# I THINK HE MIGHT HAVE THREE ARMS, THAT CAN NOT BE RIGHT
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 7:05, archived)
# I DON'T THINK ANYONE SCORED FOR THAT.
EXCEPT P.D.Q. BACH PERHAPS.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 7:09, archived)
# I'LL BE SHICKERED.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 7:16, archived)
# you know what I like
is when there's a good old cockney knees up

and we all bang one out on old joanna.

and also we play tunes on the piano.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 7:08, archived)
# BETWEEN EVERY BOWEL "MOVEMENT" I WILL APPLAUD
WITH EACH FRESH "SAUSAGE" I WILL APPLAUD

THEN I WILL STOP, AS THIS APPLAUSE WILL BE SUFFICIENT.

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 7:07, archived)
# i seem to have missed the begining of brednel
can someone please enlighten me about brednel?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 30 Jul 2009, 7:14, archived)
# Last round, but play from the beginning. Links are provided.
www.b3ta.com/board/9610065
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 7:16, archived)
# Ha ha ha... I like those...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 7:18, archived)
# ok i have done this.
i got brednel attempt
dig a trench buy a cow
and brednel brednel brednel

what do i win
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 30 Jul 2009, 7:19, archived)
# I'm not exactly sure.
But the objective seems to be to gather and keep your
Brendles for some end game. I've gotten none so far.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 7:23, archived)
# can we trade stuff, i mean i have a cow, can I trade that for a brednel?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 30 Jul 2009, 7:27, archived)
# Likely not.
But I'll trade you a squeeze from my Sweaty Belgian for that cow.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 7:29, archived)
# hummmmm what are the sweaty belgians used for later in the game?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 30 Jul 2009, 7:29, archived)
# I think we are going to have to get gruntpain to make a FAQ.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 7:33, archived)
# My prize was "Stalk Another Contestant" - I have been stalking and don't wish to trade
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 7:35, archived)
# i wondered who was going through my bin last night.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 30 Jul 2009, 7:40, archived)
# "WHO THE HELL WAS IN MY ROOM LAST NIGHT? WHO THE HELL WAS IN MY BED?"
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 7:41, archived)
# I WENT INTO YOUR ROOM AND THREW A SHIT OUT THE WINDOW
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 7:46, archived)
# I got...
$100, a Chest Pump and then $200

* WINS
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 7:30, archived)
# ^ Needs more CDC on the keyboard?

Ning b3tains!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 7:16, archived)
[challenge entry]


(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 5:57, archived)
# 101
Either column is fine.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 6:02, archived)
# haha... I missed that.
To quote 'M', from Goldeneye, "...unlike the American government, we prefer not to get our news from CNN..."
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 6:10, archived)
# FAIR AND BALANCED
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 6:11, archived)
# Put your mad Ted Turner on my post below.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 6:24, archived)
# OUI OUI D'ACCORD
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 6:31, archived)
# MERCI MON BEAU LIÉVRE
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 6:37, archived)
# News from CNN? LOL!
"Broken borders" for over 18 fucking god damn months.
And that's just one example. It's a fucking pathetic joke.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 6:19, archived)
# GOD DAMNIT MOTHER FUCK
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 6:31, archived)
# FUCK YEAH!
TED, YOU SHOULD HAVE NEVER SOLD OUT.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 6:34, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHA
THIS IS THE MAN WITH FINE FISTING EXPERIENCE
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 6:37, archived)
# "COON DOG GROUND HOG POOP LOG
THREE TIMES GOD DAMNIT"
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 6:49, archived)
# IN SOME CIRCLES HE IS KNOWN AS THE DOGGING MASTER
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 6:52, archived)
# "I'M IN THE MOOD TO WHIP YOUR BODY WITH A TYRE IRON"
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zj4Dg2j10jQ
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 6:59, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 7:00, archived)
# NIXON MECHAFIST: CHARGING
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 7:01, archived)
# PREPARE FOR ANAL TEARING
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 7:05, archived)
# DIE YOU DICK!
WAIT... OH YEAH. HE'S DEAD ALREADY.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 7:07, archived)
[challenge entry] ok Bamber, if that is your real name Freebase
(gtfomh, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 5:31, archived)
# Hahahahahahahaha
Yes!
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 5:35, archived)
# FREEB!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 5:38, archived)
# SAVE FREEBASE!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 5:50, archived)
# OH YES!!!
Freebase!!!!!!!!!
Argh
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 5:59, archived)
# *presses red key repeatedly*
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 6:03, archived)
# YES YES YES
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 9:13, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 5:31, archived)
# this is really good
*cleeck*
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 5:36, archived)
# Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 5:38, archived)
# Pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 6:04, archived)
# Ah... I've not seen the ring.
But I did see the goatse. Which has a ring.
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 6:26, archived)
# hahaha, ring ring...
(I helped save b3ta! hYpe is haunted by humans, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 8:23, archived)
# I see what you have done there
I like :)
(DJTK, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 9:49, archived)
# noooooooooooo lost all my Brendles
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 4:47, archived)
# YES!!!!!!!!!!
I want to take part in the bonus round
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 4:50, archived)
# I want my very own manatee!
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 4:57, archived)
# BRENDLE!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 4:57, archived)
# 4:20 NEVA FORGET
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 5:04, archived)
# uh... forget what?
 
DUDE I THINK YOU BETTER TAKE THIS
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 5:11, archived)
# more shitcore
www.myspace.com/hitlersbuttseckz
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 5:24, archived)
# TOO SOON MAN, TOO SOON
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 6:45, archived)
# brendle takes the win
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 5:17, archived)
# MAMMAL
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 5:20, archived)
# I want to know about Robert Snug
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 5:21, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 5:24, archived)
# I knew it
GNOME BICYCLE SUCCESS HAT
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 5:31, archived)
# I WANT MY BRENDLES BACK
I'LL TAKE THIS TO THE OMBUDSBRONTON
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 5:35, archived)
# Haha
I can kind of imagine what the ombudsbronton looks like. He's pretty stern.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 5:37, archived)
# HE'LL FUCK YOUR SHIT UP
HE GOT ALL THE BRENDLES.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 5:39, archived)
# DUDE YOU PLAYED THE GAME AND LOST
THE OMBUDSBRONTON DOESN'T HAVE TIME TO HEAR FROM PEOPLE WHO LOST FAIRLY.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 5:40, archived)
[challenge entry] ...sniff...
(bugdozer - going to the sound of the trumpets, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 4:09, archived)
# heheheh
nicely done.

personally I have never used teletext
it was a flash new feature on the flash new tellies when it came out
but I've never had a telly that had it
I think we still have it here but FOR HOW MUCH LONGER?
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 4:48, archived)
# We got a 2 week free trial at one point
I remember trying to look up the joke channel and getting chicken/road level jokes.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 5:05, archived)
# I remember there was a keypad kids club with an owl for a mascot?
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 5:12, archived)
# GOOGLE SAYS NO BUT WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU KNOW GOOGLE YOU FUCKING BITCH, WHERE WERE YOU IN THE EIGHTIES? YOU HADN'T BEEN INVENTED YET YOU FUCK
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 5:17, archived)
# MAN I HATE HEARING KIDS TALK ABOUT LIVING IN THE EIGHTIES WHEN THEY WEREN'T EVEN BORN YET
FUCK YOU GOOGLE
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 5:31, archived)
# OH LOOK AT ME I'M A SEARCH ENGINE WITH KNOWLEDGE OF EVENTS BEFORE MY INCEPTION WELL ACTUALLY NO I DON'T THINK YOU ARE
FUCK YOU GOOGLE
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 5:34, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 5:22, archived)
# ALL UP IN MY LOAM
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 4:04, archived)
# I FEEL DIRTY
OH SO DIRTY
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 4:09, archived)
# A NICE MOIST CHOCOLATE LOAM
HMMMM?????
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 4:10, archived)
#
(or perhaps your tastes lean more towards a lovely fatty orange loam? there's no shame in it)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 4:12, archived)
# Yeah, but I like a bit of silt in it too.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 4:16, archived)
# Looks a bit heavy in cellulose if you ask me.
Get some termites in there to prechew some of that sticks and chips.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 4:13, archived)
# Oh I assure you,
you run one of those 'cellulose' babies between your finger and thumb and all you're going to find are soft, sensuous, yealding fibers, unfolding gently like a concertina of well-composted bliss.

LOAM PR0N LOL
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 4:18, archived)
# 340
www.b3ta.com/board/9612237
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 4:19, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 4:24, archived)
# SQUISH HIM!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 4:14, archived)
# He's awfully cute. But his cage tends to stink up rather quickly.
He's carnivorous, you know.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 4:17, archived)
# SOOOOO LOAMY
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 4:19, archived)
# Sometimes people don't like to talk about loam
and that has to be ok too. I feel kind of sorry for them though.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 4:25, archived)
# AAAGGHH NO TINY PINK MAN WHAT ARE YOU DOING MY LOAM IS ALL RUINED
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 4:27, archived)
# THIS IS WHAT I'VE BEEN SAYING ALL ALONG BUT WOULD THEY LISTEN THAT'S NOT A QUESTION BY THE WAY
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 4:29, archived)
# YEAH BUT IF IT WAS A QUESTION THE ANSWER WOULD BE NO
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 4:30, archived)
# NO THEY WOULD THEY NO.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 4:49, archived)
# NO THEY WOULD NO YOU'RE RIGHT THEY WOULD
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 5:27, archived)
# It's the Loam Ranger
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 4:39, archived)
# LOOOOOOAAMMMMMMMMMMMMm
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 4:47, archived)
[challenge entry] Too Obvious?
(I helped save b3ta! RedStar returneth, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 3:13, archived)
# at 1200baud, this post has FINALLY made it to central USA
:D
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 4:03, archived)
# 11k vs 125k is one hell of a fail.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 4:08, archived)
# at least something made its way here
(I helped save b3ta! elbow, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 4:18, archived)
# Great job!!
Doobie do do......
(I helped save b3ta! nastybadger, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 17:36, archived)
[challenge entry] Pixellated porn FTW
(The Entity Remembered his login details on, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 2:29, archived)
# 135
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 2:35, archived)
# whats
rule 34 ?




..seriously
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 2:39, archived)
# If you can think of it, there's a porn version on the intermawebs.
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 2:40, archived)
#
www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Rule%2034
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 2:41, archived)
# Google it.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 3:41, archived)
# 678
(I helped save b3ta! elbow, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 2:43, archived)
# 513!!!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 2:48, archived)
# ace,
a fleshlight for my second hand.
(the_riviera_kid , anyone fancy making me a brew?, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 8:46, archived)
[challenge entry] worst post evarr
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 1:44, archived)
# HAHAHA!
Useful!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 1:47, archived)
# Safari
i'm sure ive shagged her!
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 1:50, archived)
# haha
I like it

and goodnight
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 1:50, archived)
# night
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 1:54, archived)
# Great economy deal !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 1:53, archived)
# Actually
this is the first one I've clicked. I love the pics you've chosen and I love how downcast the guy looks.

haha damn he keeps making me laugh
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 1:54, archived)
# IN KENYA?
 
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 2:04, archived)
# woo

I always liked to think that Mr. Grithiffths''' favourite meal here:
www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/lookaroundyou/people/grithiffths.shtml
was unspired by my entry here:
www.b3ta.com/board/3834508
(1.618..., Thu 30 Jul 2009, 2:05, archived)
[challenge entry] If they dedicated half Teletext's bandwidth to this,
it should actually be possible to show low res silent films.





looks better on browsers without blurry scaling.

also, it wouldn't look as good as the character set only supports combinations of background and another colour.
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 1:19, archived)
# Fascinating !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 1:20, archived)
# haha
lush.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 1:20, archived)
# Haha
Well done
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 1:21, archived)
# needs more nosferatu
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 1:24, archived)
# it can only show one film at a time
tune in next week!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 1:26, archived)
# yay!
*orders popcorn and nachos*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 1:28, archived)
# Woo!
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 1:25, archived)
# Buster Keaton FTMFW!
(I helped save b3ta! elbow, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 1:26, archived)
# CORR!!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 1:27, archived)
# ahahahahaha
thats amazing . this should win
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 1:36, archived)
# WIN
AS OWT
(I helped save b3ta! Fitznicely into a thimble, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 1:37, archived)
# fantastic!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 10:44, archived)
# yay for the cyanema!
I wonder if they do this in MAGENTASCOPE?
(I helped save b3ta! AddToBasket loves his shiny new MacBookPro, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 12:10, archived)
# I tried that but it looked terrible :D
red + yellow should look ok though.
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 12:33, archived)
[challenge entry] I will miss the times when teletext goes all weird
(I helped save b3ta! Peach Motorbike I hate the cut of your jib, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 1:06, archived)
# They were my favourite times, too.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 30 Jul 2009, 1:07, archived)
# hahaha
I definitely like this
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 1:07, archived)
# T%9s i5 m?&t w@o, £!r
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 1:09, archived)
# I...
I understood what you said there without attempting to decipher it.

Is this bad? :/
(Lythium deals in lead, my friend., Thu 30 Jul 2009, 7:54, archived)
# haha
digital tv messing up is never as entertaining as that.
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 1:24, archived)
# Ah!
The good old days of Teletext displaying messed up text from time to time.
(Fluffster, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 1:26, archived)

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