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[challenge entry] run gordon


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(I helped save b3ta! squid head, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 22:15, archived)
# Click!
(IanFitz1987, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 22:16, archived)
# 8)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 22:24, archived)
# THERE IS ONLY ONE CHUMP
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 22:30, archived)
# why did you 'shop out his tail?
is this compo really going for a full month?
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 22:34, archived)
# I think they're going to start another compo as normal tomorrow, but leave the vote for a change one running as well.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 22:37, archived)
# ah, thanks.
here i thought the freckles had finally infected rob's brain.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 22:40, archived)
# NOOOO!!
(Dog Biscuit Boy MY AMERICAN BARF IS TASTIER,THAN YOURS., Tue 18 Aug 2009, 22:11, archived)
#
Don't we all
(IanFitz1987, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 22:12, archived)
# Heh. Nice.
-- This space reserved for HappyToast's 'lacquered face' pearoast --
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 22:17, archived)
# :)
but no ;D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 22:19, archived)
# Curses!
Foiled again..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 22:22, archived)
# Speaking of faith
news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/europe/8204043.stm

I love the way we were being shrugged off out the big time with sale of two pre-Madonna forwards, only to thrash Everton and give Celtic a mauling up in Scotland just now

Woo hoo!
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 22:35, archived)
# hell yea
:)
(Foo_Kinnell all the cut will be absorbed by it been a dog, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 22:49, archived)
# I made an emoboy into an emogirl

to be honest, it didn't take much changing. Though I found it quite difficult to get the boobs even.
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(I helped save b3ta! Seventh is somewhat subdued, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 22:04, archived)
# not much work to do i imagine heh heh
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 22:05, archived)
# dodge, burn and prod with liquefy! done!
I also has a request to put these two next to each other, and I'm quite proud of my reconstruction of the background, so I'll put it up here too.


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/emobands
(I helped save b3ta! Seventh is somewhat subdued, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 22:12, archived)
# Needs more MUSE..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 22:14, archived)
# jade makes a surprisingly convincing girl
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 22:08, archived)
# also: afi aren't emo blah blah blah
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 22:10, archived)
# I really love AFI
But I'm acutely aware that b3ta is hardly their target audience, hehe.
(I helped save b3ta! Seventh is somewhat subdued, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 22:13, archived)
# hahaha its true
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 22:37, archived)
# i would of....
made her tee shirt less spotty, and changed that blonde streak in her hair.

boom boom
(I helped save b3ta! squid head, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 22:32, archived)
# Nooooooooooooo!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 21:37, archived)
# I am liking these force monkeys

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 21:38, archived)
# gnng
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 21:42, archived)
# frrrrrrrt!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 22:55, archived)
# Darth Monkey!...
..............Aaaaahhhh!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 21:41, archived)
# The lighter side of monkey bizznizz . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 21:44, archived)
# Monkey Sith.
Quicker than a dog's dick.



(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 21:46, archived)
# :(
Their depute was probably over nothing more than a passing millipede
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 22:02, archived)
# Nice try, Lao Che.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 19 Aug 2009, 0:01, archived)
# ...paddycake...paddycake...Empire man...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 21:34, archived)
# hahaha, what are the chances
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 21:37, archived)
# according to C3PO...
...730million to 1...........(never tell me the odds!)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 21:45, archived)
# switch him off!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 21:54, archived)
# LUKE, WHO'S YOUR DADDY?"
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 21:40, archived)
# the leader of the Galactic Empire...
...(after we kill Gramps).
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 21:46, archived)
# Bake that outrageously better than anybody can !
*claps*
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 21:41, archived)
# they finally have some Father/Son time...
.......................isn't that special?!.......... :D
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 21:48, archived)
# YAYS
I do enjoy your animations o' atomic one.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 21:47, archived)
# well...*blushes*...
...this one is really SILLY!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 21:50, archived)
# Make the most of it, lads..
.. hands aren't known for their longevity in the Skywalker clan.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 21:48, archived)
# you should write for me...
...i could've had their hands fly off...and it would be so funny...and i'd finally make the FP.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 21:52, archived)
# *holds up sign*
"Will work for praise & ego strokes"
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 21:58, archived)
# superbly animated
yay:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 21:51, archived)
# well it's no smoking bannana, but...
...we all can't be (the great) ewc.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 21:54, archived)
# I just want to say 'yay :D'
but everyone else has practically written an essay!

have a gigglemouse instead

(I helped save b3ta! mr ginglymus has something in his pance, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 22:09, archived)
# *_*
0_0
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 22:12, archived)
# Loving the ever-changing contents of your pants, Mr G..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 22:27, archived)
[challenge entry] !!!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 21:30, archived)
# HEY . . . that's no moon . . . wait . . . yes it sure is !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 21:31, archived)
# he's causing an eclipse:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 21:34, archived)
# :)))))
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(herman:D, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 22:11, archived)
# hahaha...............brown on Brown-what more could we wish for?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 23:13, archived)
# Brown's nose in my ring..
.. tra-la-la-la-laa.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 21:32, archived)
# OOO RAH OOORAH YAY:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 21:35, archived)
# horay for commons mayhem

(I helped save b3ta! Badgerfish falling out of the lurk, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 21:32, archived)
# this has restored my faith:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 21:37, archived)
# Witch!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 21:35, archived)
# cushy numbers under threat...woo:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 21:38, archived)
# ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 23:31, archived)
# no more entries, please...
...we have a winner!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 21:35, archived)
# hurrah....don't need a laptop though(i'm gonna sell it and spend it on crack and prozzies)
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 21:40, archived)
# prozzies for everyone!...
...Huzzaaaahhhh!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 22:08, archived)
# bunch of arse! very woo
in my head this was great and then i realised i have no idea what im doing.

(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 21:40, archived)
# It's all in the eyes !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 21:42, archived)
# arf.....same here.....the fun is what you end up with
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 21:42, archived)
# HIS ASS!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 21:43, archived)
# IT FITS !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 21:50, archived)
# ...on the line
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 21:52, archived)
# LOL
hahaha:))
(herman:D, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 21:46, archived)
# :)))))))......
*waits for(and looks forward to)...any Hermanization...ARF
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 21:53, archived)
# I got my first tablet today!


I was told I had to do this... so have a cdc!
Takes some getting used to though.
(I helped save b3ta! Hokerou, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 21:14, archived)
# Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 21:14, archived)
# And it's better than yours xD
It is, because I say so.
(I helped save b3ta! Hokerou, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 21:15, archived)
# I promise you, it isn't.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 21:18, archived)
# hurrah! yes they do, i've had mine a few weeks and i fnd it rather odd
what did you get?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 21:15, archived)
# I got...
a shiny black one!
This one! It's sexy and I love it xD
(I helped save b3ta! Hokerou, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 21:18, archived)
# nicely
i have the bamboo 'one'
cos it was cheaper than yours
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 21:28, archived)
# i haz the bamboo it is nice
(I helped save b3ta! Badgerfish falling out of the lurk, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 21:33, archived)
# Looks like a happy fish balancing on a cat's paw.
Nice cock.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 21:16, archived)
# So it does!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 21:18, archived)
# Hahaha
So it does.
(I helped save b3ta! Hokerou, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 21:20, archived)
# Congratulations,
and well done on the correct pubage.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 21:17, archived)
# :O
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(herman:D, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 21:18, archived)
# I hear the growing sound xD
(I helped save b3ta! Hokerou, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 21:21, archived)
# *spits tea*
(I helped save b3ta! PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 21:23, archived)
# Impressive winkle, Mario!
*claps*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 21:23, archived)
# what tablet is that - viagra?
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 21:19, archived)
# Mine's bigger
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 21:24, archived)
# We have the same tablet
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 21:27, archived)
# Who do?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 21:27, archived)
# You and I.
Intuos3, unless you've upgraded to 4 now.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 21:30, archived)
# Noooo, I've got the same one.
The damn mousey is upset, it's the second one that's gone bad on me.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 21:36, archived)
# I got mine off ebay, sans-moose.
I don't mind, I wouldn't have used it anyway.
It's a nice tablet, but sometimes the drivers go a bit screwy. Not sure why.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 21:38, archived)
# Yes, I've had problems with the drivers too
although they seem stable since I downloaded the lastest one.
I like the mouse because of the scroll wheel basically, and unfortunately that's what's broken.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 21:43, archived)
# jealous of the pair
of yers
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 22:09, archived)
# Yours isn't bigger
it's just closer to my face.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 21:27, archived)
# i heard that about you
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 21:30, archived)
# Closer in appearance :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 21:36, archived)
# Mine's sharper ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Hokerou, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 21:27, archived)
# is that Hitler?
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 21:31, archived)
# Cannon balled . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 21:32, archived)
# yay
cock a doodle
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 22:08, archived)
# She's SMOKIN' !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 20:56, archived)
# aaaaah...it's all done with smoke and mirrors
magic:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 20:59, archived)
# Right . . . out of the set !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 21:01, archived)
# :))
hahaha)
(herman:D, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 21:10, archived)
# Wiggle giggle ~ ~ ~
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 21:13, archived)
# ;)
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(herman:D, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 21:15, archived)
# A vanishing breed . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 21:16, archived)
# You really are the most prolific gif maker EVER
Every time I click back here there is something even more baffling and WTF than last time you have posted

This of course is wonderful :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 21:21, archived)
# It's so enjoyable in my minds eye too !
ta !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 21:28, archived)
# evenin' fella.
Thanks again for your hospitality yesterday.
I'll send you a disc, but in the meantime here's a shot of all the family:

250K
(I helped save b3ta! Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 21:34, archived)
# Yay!
Cubs were jumping on dad's head today :)

I guess any concerns are over, and these guys are one happy unit

(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 21:43, archived)
# :)
Let him entertain them for a while. Abi was looking a bit knackered.
(I helped save b3ta! Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 21:46, archived)
# I get the impression she has shocked everyone here quite how well she has behaved as a mother for the first time
but, yes, is looking a little knackered.

Given Lucifer and the cubs are now bonding, she will probably feel relaxed to snooze like the big cats do; for like most of the day, as the cubs jump up and down on dad's head :)

Off early tomorrow
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 22:00, archived)
# Serious bizznizz . . . nice !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 21:43, archived)
# It's big AND clever.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 21:24, archived)
# Retro is the new retro !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 21:28, archived)
# How modern!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 21:49, archived)
# hehe,
she's got quite an appetite for tabs:)
(I helped save b3ta! Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 21:37, archived)
# Rocks her bottom . . . it does !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 21:38, archived)
# don't inhale...
...save those juicy lungs!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 21:37, archived)
# Savin' all that juice for you !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 21:39, archived)
# ...
(I helped save b3ta! PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 20:26, archived)
# wow
i like that
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 20:27, archived)
# I especially like everything.
Lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 20:27, archived)
# Cheers
I'm thinking of doing a wee animation with him. However, 10 seconds would take my computer about 15 hours to render. Gah.
(I helped save b3ta! PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 20:31, archived)
# Start the render, get your jimmies on & set the alarm for tomorrow afternoon.
Best of luck with it, Pope.

Lully.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 20:40, archived)
# It may also necessitate the development of animation skills
Of which I presently possess fuck-all.
(I helped save b3ta! PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 20:43, archived)
# Hmm. I can see your dilemma..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 20:49, archived)
# I also like this
it is pretty
(I helped save b3ta! littlefish I like cheese, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 20:28, archived)
# Now that
is good. Very cool ...... clickety.
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 20:30, archived)
# That would be a great lazor lightor !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 20:33, archived)
# Neeeeeeeeeeeeed input!
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 20:37, archived)
# *licks*

nice!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 20:38, archived)
# Fuck you and your superior 3d modeling skills
*click*
(Peter_G, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 20:39, archived)
# This is excellent
that droid from the Jedi Knight game?
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 20:41, archived)
# huh
I suppose it is a bit like that droid. The first one? With the terrible lip synch and the many, many bottomless pits?
(I helped save b3ta! PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 20:42, archived)
# that is sexy good :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 20:44, archived)
# ooh
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 20:46, archived)
# fucking brilliant
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 20:48, archived)
# Steampunk Johnny 5?
*cleeks* Awesome nonetheless :D
(I helped save b3ta! Hokerou, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 21:11, archived)
# watts da function?...
...he holds spoons?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 21:40, archived)
# It happened on BROADWAY


bindun?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 20:13, archived)
# sorry, i'm rissing here
i know i'm thick :(
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 20:19, archived)
# PRUWNS.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 20:21, archived)
# There's a deeper meaning hidden in here
the lettuce is a clue
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 20:45, archived)
# PREWNS.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 20:21, archived)
# Eyes in the mouth reminds me of Grimly Fiendish comics.
Thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 20:26, archived)
# Let us eat and run !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 20:32, archived)
# Hatstand
Yay for vibrating, sinister lettuces!
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 20:35, archived)
# Insanity Prawn Boy

URANUS!!!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 20:41, archived)
# prawn crackers
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 21:03, archived)
# lettuce keeps trying...
...but lettuce will never be funny.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 21:56, archived)
#
(MrGiggleBollocks less giggle, more bollocks, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 20:13, archived)
# He looks twitchy
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 20:18, archived)
# To be honest
he looks like he's had quite a bad day
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 20:35, archived)
# His nose looks like a willy

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 20:39, archived)
# Not just that
I think he opened his front door and ran straight into the bus he was hoping to hail
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 20:42, archived)
# Hello. I had forgotten B3ta existed.
Some celebrity portraits. This one is Stephen Fry and Germaine Greer.



The rest are here: www.themanwhofellasleep.com/celebrity.html

And ooooh! I've got a twitter account: https://twitter.com/themanwhofell
(themanwhofellasleep, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 20:12, archived)
# Dear Stephen
Why are you smashing Germaine's vag with a hatchet? Can't blame you like.... She almost appears to be presenting it for a violent steely stoving in.
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 20:14, archived)
# I am disappointed
Mr. Fry appears to be the only person to have killed somebody - or at least given a ruddy good go.
(MrGiggleBollocks less giggle, more bollocks, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 20:15, archived)
# yeah
but phil collins did dance with president ahmadenijad. i'd pay for the chance to do that.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 20:16, archived)
# You're a blast from the past!
I have longed for the day an obviously drunk axe-wielding Stephen Fry took out Germaine Greer lying hapless on the ground

This brings much joy
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 20:40, archived)
# Hello
In case you're not aware, this is still celebrated on the nightshift/gayshift.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 20:58, archived)
#
That's very nice to know.
(themanwhofellasleep, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 23:54, archived)
# my first shadow using cs3 :)
Image and video hosting by TinyPic
(herman:D, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 20:00, archived)
# How very lovely.
But I have no idea what cs3 is.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 20:04, archived)
# Photoshop
:)
(herman:D, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 20:05, archived)
# I know what cs3 is.
(now)

8D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 20:08, archived)
# Nice
though your signature does kind of blink on and off :)
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 20:06, archived)
# :D
shadow reflection?
/pedant
(I helped save b3ta! LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 20:13, archived)
# I don't really get the point of these
if there is any

Er, carry on then
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 20:18, archived)
# wheeeeeeeee
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 21:04, archived)
# Gor blimey


Fit or what? The terminally interested can click for 1280x800 152k goodness.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 19:53, archived)
# Well at least his hips are telling the truth

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 19:58, archived)
# They always do
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 19:59, archived)
# Nice glasses!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 19:59, archived)
# Thanks!
I thought so, too, though it was the optician first showed them to me. "They'll go with your beautiful smile," she said.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 20:00, archived)
# And how!
Hubba-hubba..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 20:05, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 20:07, archived)
# *dribbles*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 20:09, archived)
# *twitches*
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 20:12, archived)
# *dies*

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 20:14, archived)
# COR


Fuck me I really did do loads of these.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 20:15, archived)
# A suspiciously large amount, Mr Spider.
Confess, sinner!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 20:20, archived)
# it's true :(
i'm in love with her. i collected them all in my profile the other day and fell for her all over again.

it's the thought of that leathery cheek against my thighs.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 20:21, archived)
# I'm back on the glasses.
Mm-mmm.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 20:28, archived)
# those as well
:D
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 20:30, archived)
# It is going to eat us.
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 20:01, archived)
# I think it might fuck you first
Then eat you
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 20:01, archived)
# It will it me
and then it will eat me.
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 20:09, archived)
# just pray
pray that you die before it's too late
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 20:10, archived)
# At least you wouldn't be looking at a wrinkly old hand if it had the decency to give you a reacharound
Gotta be thankful for small mercies.
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 20:10, archived)
# this is very true
and you'd better hope it's no fan of missionary
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 20:11, archived)
# Indeed, but I imagine a time ravaged face may be the least of my worries
The throbbing tranny cock nudging purposefully at my tea towel holder may be more troublesome.
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 20:13, archived)
# oh, i *think* it's female
think.

i may be wrong though.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 20:15, archived)
# Ahhhh, I work with a bobfoc.
Body off baywatch, face off crimewatch
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 20:18, archived)
# I actually really fell for one once
Looking back, I'm really actually quite glad that nothing happened because waking up to that face might not have been all that much fun.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 20:19, archived)
# The bad thing about bobfoc's is that when you see them in the day
they've put on some slap and made an effort, first thing in the morning they're gonna look a fuck sight worse .... Like Albert Steptoe in Paul Frank pajamas. Me? I look like shit 24 hrs a day.
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 20:23, archived)
# me too
makes life much easier, and more honest.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 20:25, archived)
# Poor lass
I'd get some cream for that.
(I helped save b3ta! Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 20:02, archived)
# It's too late for that
But she's getting her revenge by rubbing it on fence posts all around the neighbourhood.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 20:04, archived)
[challenge entry] Scrubs
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 19:28, archived)
# :D
excellent
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 19:30, archived)
# Bless you, McBadger.
Nice sig.

Mnnnnnnn.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 19:33, archived)
# it really is the pinnacle of subtlety
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 19:34, archived)
# Word.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 19:43, archived)
# I'm wondering which lines they've yet to cross
Stealing kids probably ........ Unless Jeffery Archer took Madeline McCann?

Clicky btw
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 19:31, archived)
# He's got previous, (mostly for being a shit writer), which means he's still a suspect, in my eyes..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 19:38, archived)
# Amazingly, he's still taking himself seriously according to his website
though I don't think he could get away with ranting on Question time again like he used to
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 19:43, archived)
# Especially if the topic is
prostitutes, insider share dealing & perjury
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 19:50, archived)
# Hahaha
Actually that would be a fine excuse to have him back on it, just to throw those fine words at him ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 19:57, archived)
# 8D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 19:58, archived)
# Jeffrey Archer can convince Jeffrey Archer of absolutely anything.
It was very entertaining to watch..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 19:57, archived)
# Excluding the curry with which he was coated in during his stay at HMP Lincoln
was not actually there and all a horrible dream. >glees<
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 20:26, archived)
# Jeff, Jeff, Jeff. Where did it all go wrong, mate?
Oh, yeah - prostitutes, insider share dealing & perjury.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 20:33, archived)
# s-s-s-splutters!!!!!!!
nice angle on it:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 21:06, archived)
# I've been gorging on the faces of politicians since last Wednesday.
This is my plate of salad & Diet Coke moment.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 21:15, archived)
# Shitty photo editing skills
but I had to get this pun out of my system

Henry Paulson
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 19:12, archived)
# sausage mosaic
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 19:13, archived)
# Computer, ENHANCE SAUSAGE

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 19:20, archived)
# Pffffffft!
- Fanks folks!
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 19:25, archived)
# Jokes are better than technique
Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 19:23, archived)
# worst wurst ever!...
...there's still time to delete it....:D
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 19:34, archived)
# Ich bin ein Berliner.
You want mustard on your President?
Onions?

Also: Top job!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 19:48, archived)
# But
A Berliner is a kind of sugary flat donut. A Deutschlander is a sausage.
(RockCakeKing nomnomnom, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 19:54, archived)
# You want sugar on your President?
And - thanks for the revised edition of my previous knowledge.

Must. Remember. Doughnut.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 20:13, archived)
# :)
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ich_bin_ein_Berliner#Jelly_doughnut_urban_legend
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 21:30, archived)
# Shit.
That's my third memory erase, tonight.

I can't remember my piano lessons..
XD
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 21:55, archived)
#
(MrGiggleBollocks less giggle, more bollocks, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 18:57, archived)
# Today is GOOD.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 18:58, archived)
# GOOD. ITS TODAY.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 19:01, archived)
# ITS TODAY WHAT?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 19:02, archived)
# NOW, RIGHT?
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 19:02, archived)
# TODAY: CURRENTLY.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 19:02, archived)
# CURRENTS: RAISINS
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 19:03, archived)
# RAISING: THE ROOF
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Tue 18 Aug 2009, 19:06, archived)
# MAYBE
I DONT KNOW
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 19:02, archived)
# It's quiet.
Too quiet.
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 18:59, archived)
# HUURUHGUHU!
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 19:01, archived)
# D:
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 19:15, archived)
# Oh fuck guys shit the wife is gonna kill me guys fuck shit oh shit oh shit.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Tue 18 Aug 2009, 18:43, archived)
# Fuck yeah, Petehix is on a roll.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 18:44, archived)
# JUST KEEP ROLLING ROLLING ROLLING
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Tue 18 Aug 2009, 18:45, archived)
# Rolling is strength.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 18:45, archived)
# Strength in numbers
Therefore numbers x rolling = maximum strength
This is why tanks have many rotating parts.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Tue 18 Aug 2009, 18:47, archived)
# Beware! Rolling can be grave.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 18:59, archived)
# so you're telling me you're not a girl?
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 18:45, archived)
# YES AND NO.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 18:57, archived)
# ALSO:
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Tue 18 Aug 2009, 19:07, archived)
# Oh lord. OH. L O. RD.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 19:08, archived)
# You can have one too.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Tue 18 Aug 2009, 19:14, archived)
# I'm the whole bun!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 19:18, archived)
# You're the bun whore! >:(
Foodtimes, goodbye!
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Tue 18 Aug 2009, 19:19, archived)
# profilebun'd
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 19:19, archived)
# Itchy face?


(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 18:48, archived)
# Itchy dick.
But everyone knows you can't scratch that in public, so he's keeping his hands occupied.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Tue 18 Aug 2009, 18:49, archived)
# OH NO WHAT HAVE YOU DONE THAT WAS MY BEST DICK NOW ITS ALL RUINED AND DRY.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 19:02, archived)
# I'M SORRY HONEY CAN'T WE JUST GET A NEW ONE?
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Tue 18 Aug 2009, 19:05, archived)
# FETCH ME THE GEL.
I WILL NEVER LET A GOOD DICK DOWN.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 19:07, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Tue 18 Aug 2009, 19:08, archived)
# ahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 19:09, archived)
# FASTER
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Tue 18 Aug 2009, 19:17, archived)
# hypnotic
:D
(I helped save b3ta! zozamaroo, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 19:39, archived)
# Hahaha yes

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 19:20, archived)
# I aprove this
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 19:35, archived)
# little chap pops up everywhere
(I helped save b3ta! empire of the pussycat requires more champage, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 18:35, archived)
# Hehhh :D
Nice
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Tue 18 Aug 2009, 18:42, archived)
[challenge entry]
(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 18:30, archived)
# well, I like it :D


(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 18:47, archived)
# I like it too
I think the pedants must be having their tea.
(I helped save b3ta! Nun The Wiser : My middle name's still RIS, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 19:23, archived)
# Needs more apostrophe
Just saying.
(Vice Admiral Sir Charles Cockbrush KCB MBE DSO, who is finding it increasingly difficult to log into b3ta.com wants to duck your aunt and kick your puppy, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 12:53, archived)

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