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[challenge entry]
(, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 10:44, archived)
# hahahahahaha
(, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 10:50, archived)
# Hahahaahha
(, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 11:01, archived)
[challenge entry] I don't know what all the fuss is about!
phwoar
She's clearly all woman!
(, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 10:43, archived)
# Trouser sausage!
(, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 10:43, archived)
# haha
Oh how you tried to cut me down to size
Telling dirty lies to my friends
But my own father said give her up don't bother
The world isn't coming to an end

(he said just) Walk like a man
Talk like a man
Walk like a man my son
No woman's worth
Crawling on the earth
Just walk like a man my son

Good-bye baby I dont mean maybe
I'm gonna get along somehow
Soon you'll be cryin on account of all your lyin
Oh yeah just look who's laughing now

(I'm gonna) walk like a man
Fast as I can
Walk like a man from you
I'll tell the world to forget about it girl
And walk like a man from you
(, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 10:44, archived)
#
Well, I'm not dumb but I can't understand
why she walks like a woman and talks like a man
Semenooova, Oh oh semenova
(, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 10:48, archived)
# Ha! *clickity*
Good to see them treat the issue with such sensitivity.

"HEY EVERYBODY IN THE WORLD!! WE THINK THIS WOMAN COULD REALLY BE A BLOKE!!!!!"

So if after they've done tests and get the results back it turns out she really has been a woman all along she won't at all be embarrassed about the whole incident!

Bravo IAAF!
(, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 10:56, archived)
[challenge entry] Sausage got the rat!

(, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 10:41, archived)
# RAPE IT!
(, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 10:43, archived)
# haha!
fuckajesus!
(, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 10:43, archived)
# Holy crivvens on black pudding, KILL IT!
(, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 10:44, archived)
[challenge entry] bindun I'm sure
(, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 10:38, archived)
# Hahahaha
(, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 10:40, archived)
[challenge entry] sausages, sausages, sausages; chicken nuggets is where it's at

(, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 10:40, archived)
# pfffft
I got about 40 sausages into 'Being a Sausage' and got bored :(
(, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 10:41, archived)
# Perfect!
:D
(, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 10:43, archived)
[challenge entry] MOR NING!
(, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 10:33, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 10:36, archived)
# Hahaha
I watched that yesterday.
(, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 10:39, archived)
# Shove a bottle of ketchup down the front of his shirt
The Usual Sauce-Pecs.
(, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 10:41, archived)
# oof
bloody hell :D
(, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 10:42, archived)
# Pesky Little Comicses
25. Birthday

(, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 10:29, archived)
# It's not that special.
I myself get disappointment every year.
(, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 10:34, archived)
# savour.
every. last. drop.
(, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 10:36, archived)
# happy rapeday!
(, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 10:41, archived)
[challenge entry] No. 8, everybody - 5 points!
(, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 10:27, archived)
# it's funny because it's a sausage
(, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 10:28, archived)
# You can now Squirrelize any photo....
www.lutralutra.co.uk/squirrelizer/

Go nuts. The squirrels are
(, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 11:14, archived)
[challenge entry] WARNING: There are some counterfeit Sausage Game images floating around the internet.
These will not score points. The example below is a fake:

(, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 10:11, archived)
# *Walks into pub with a rucksack* "You rike cheap sausage image? Good quarity! Cheap, cheap!"
(, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 10:14, archived)
# Arf!
:D
(, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 10:16, archived)
# Haha
Remember to check your sausages for the reflective seal which guarantees quality.
(, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 10:16, archived)
# It''s getting harder to tell the difference.
(, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 10:17, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 10:26, archived)
# Chorizorro!
(, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 10:28, archived)
# He slathers a greasy z onto your chest
(, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 10:30, archived)
# Bindun, probably?


Be gentle - it's my first post in a while. Been busy moving continents. As in moving between them. Not actually moving them :)
(, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 9:49, archived)
# Hahaha
if it has been done, it hasn't been done recently. Nice!
(, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 9:50, archived)
# *Launches a full salvo of Intercontinental Spanging Missles*
(, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 9:50, archived)
# haha
genuinely needed the clarification :D
(, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 9:51, archived)
# haaha this^^^
(, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 10:01, archived)
# Haha
awesome
(, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 9:52, archived)
# oh jesus..... pffft
For some reason this makes the tarako song come into my head and never leave

www.youtube.com/watch?v=tfZBUjOrLm8
(, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 9:53, archived)
# ....0_0
what the jimminy is going on there?
(, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 9:55, archived)
# cod roe pasta sauce is scary enough
without... those
(, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 9:56, archived)
# I mean.. I understand that Japan is a very different culture to the west, with many different values and social themes
but there are examples like ^this^ that leave me thinking that they are just making it all up as they go along for a laugh.
(, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 9:59, archived)
# hahahhahaha!
(, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 10:01, archived)
# grief...
*struggling for words...*
(, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 10:02, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 10:04, archived)
# pff
(, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 10:13, archived)
# Christ!
Michael Jackson's been reincarnated as a loaf of bread ;)
(, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 10:17, archived)
[challenge entry] Sauasage dog... No.11 on the Coast of Yemen's sausage game!

(, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 9:47, archived)
# It's the attention to detail wot makes this great!
(, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 9:48, archived)
# 35pt
(, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 9:49, archived)
# aww, dammit, moley, that's not on my bingo card.
nicely done :D
(, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 9:50, archived)
# That'll be a WIN then!
Simply wonderful sir *click* How ya doin' Moley?
Edit: FP this NOOOOW!!!!
(, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 9:50, archived)
# Hallo Ninj!
Me good. You good?
:D
(, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 9:57, archived)
# You good...
...then me good :D All better now mate?
(, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 10:00, archived)
# Yes. Much, much better.
Pig flu's not nice, it wiped out family Mole for a week...
(, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 10:03, archived)
# Yuk
:(
(, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 10:10, archived)
# hehehe
(, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 9:52, archived)
# Well that's really thrown the sausage among the pigeons
Arf!
(, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 9:52, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 9:53, archived)
# The little wobble on the sausage ends is wonderful
Top work
(, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 9:54, archived)
# you manage to add glee to all images.
well done :D
(, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 10:38, archived)
# This must
WIN.
(, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 11:00, archived)
# bindun shirley?


Edit: OK now I feel like a cunt!






A big hairy one
(, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 9:43, archived)
# Lady pic should be of that "female" athletics runner
shirley?
(, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 9:44, archived)
# 5 points!

(, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 9:45, archived)
# *golf claps*
but not in the sarky sense. Genuine golf clappage
(, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 9:46, archived)
# same here!
can we go back through all the other compo posts, or is it anything after the bingo card? right, i should read posts properly before I ask silly questions
(, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 9:47, archived)
# Anything from 9am onwards
(, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 9:47, archived)
[challenge entry] Popular sausage!
(, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 9:46, archived)
# All hail popular sausage
*nyoms*
(, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 10:00, archived)
# 5 more pts

(, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 10:19, archived)
# By me, further down the page
:)
(, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 9:49, archived)
# 5pt
(, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 9:50, archived)
# 5 posts down the board
(, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 10:12, archived)
# 5 pts

(, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 10:17, archived)
[challenge entry] ...
(, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 9:41, archived)
# FLOATER!
(, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 9:42, archived)
# Genius!
*throws away coffee and chomps on sausage*
(, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 9:43, archived)
# To take away, can I have a venti chip-o-latte, soyamilk, with caramel syrup and an extra shot.
*shudders*
(, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 9:44, archived)
# And get me a ketchup muffin.
(, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 10:04, archived)
#
(, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 9:46, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 9:47, archived)
# pfft :D
(, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 10:09, archived)
[challenge entry] Just don't ask where he keeps the gravy

(Pandering to the Nick Knowles droolers? Moi?)
(, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 9:17, archived)
# Make that twat go away, please.
(, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 9:30, archived)
# he looks a bit like jeff goldblum
(, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 9:41, archived)
# that's....a big picture

umm yea that's all
(, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 9:34, archived)
# Jings and Crivens!
(, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 9:35, archived)
# up his bum?
(, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 9:35, archived)
# HIS BUM!
(, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 9:37, archived)
[challenge entry] Tenuous pea for the compo... (not worth it's own thread)

Look at the bastard go!
(, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 9:37, archived)
# Given the nature of the compo
I hardly think it can be described as tenuous if it's got a sausage in it
(, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 9:41, archived)
# Nowt tenuous about that!
Woo!
(, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 9:41, archived)
# Hellooooo nurse!
(, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 9:40, archived)
# good the nings all
(, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 9:41, archived)
[challenge entry] Sausages, we all know how they're made, but how are they made?

(, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 9:08, archived)
# To the sausage machine!
*batman music*
(, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 9:13, archived)
[challenge entry] That looks like fine sausage!
Everyone loves sausages

(, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 9:14, archived)
# compo it!
(, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 9:42, archived)
# That looks more like faggots.
Mmmm faggots
(, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 9:42, archived)
# Wanna play a little game?


Announce your choices, I'll make another thread at 9pm and we'll see who wins
(, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 9:04, archived)
# I choose No.15
:)
(, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 9:04, archived)
# An unconventional choice, there
But will it pay off in the long run?
Now pick five more :P
(, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 9:06, archived)
# sausage bingo!
2,8,10,11,15,18
(, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 9:05, archived)
# Bango!
(, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 9:09, archived)
# SPANG SPANG SPANG SPANG SPANG!
(, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 9:10, archived)
# pffh
(, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 9:11, archived)
# Haha, damn
That's a much better idea
(, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 9:12, archived)
# 1, 2, 3, 5, 8, 10
(, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 9:10, archived)
# i want to print this many times
and staple them to utility poles around town
(, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 9:10, archived)
# I think I've made this either too hard or too easy
Ah well

Choose some sausages!
(, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 9:11, archived)
# 4, 10, 12, 18 and 11 please Carol.
(, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 9:12, archived)
# 4, 8, 18, 11, 12, 15`
(, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 9:19, archived)
# how much do you get for wieners
(, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 9:41, archived)
# 6 8 10 18 11 2
(, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 9:41, archived)
# 4 8 10 12 13 18
(, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 9:55, archived)
# 2,4,8,18,13,11
(, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 10:03, archived)
# Bloody religious lunatics!
Coming over here, stealing our hostage situations!
(, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 8:55, archived)
# oh noes!!
(, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 9:02, archived)
# Otters are vicious bastards!
(, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 9:04, archived)
[challenge entry] There are worse puns I could do
(, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 8:55, archived)
# so sausages are the new challenge idea
(, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 9:03, archived)
# I'm just as shocked
(, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 9:08, archived)
# sppppppaaaaannnnggggg!
(, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 9:08, archived)
# *twirls pan in hands and...*
SPAAAANGS!
(, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 10:02, archived)
[challenge entry] Time to dispel a few rumours
(, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 8:46, archived)
#
(, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 8:51, archived)
# heheheheh!
but seriously, the new compo is sausages?
And there I was hoping for chicken nuggets.

'ningles everyone!
(, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 8:51, archived)
# I was a bit worried when I logged on but it's actually been pretty good so far
(, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 8:54, archived)
# just had a look though the entries - to be fair it's been a bit better than the compo sounds....
(, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 8:58, archived)
# I actually wanted it
now I'm bereft of inspiration

ningles sir!
(, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 8:56, archived)
# nings joe!
(, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 8:56, archived)
# I think it'll be good
It will bring out some of the more obtuse ideas
(, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 8:56, archived)
# ahhahhhhah
 
I might be half way interested if she WERE a tranny

but the music would still be shit
(, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 9:42, archived)
[challenge entry] YOU ARE ENTERING: SAUSAGESPACE




(, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 8:01, archived)
# What do you need?
Buns. Lots of buns.
(, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 8:07, archived)
#

(, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 8:19, archived)
# WHOAH!
(, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 8:19, archived)
# So it's not just me that keeps having this dream.
...together, I think we can lick 'em.
(, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 10:05, archived)
# I have entered.
Now what do I do?
(, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 8:07, archived)
# is this compatible with mysausage.com
 
I have a Sausagebook account if that helps
(, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 8:07, archived)
# It might be, the last time I logged on to mysausage.com was in Frankfurt
Then the heavens opened wide and sausages were falling from the sky. I tell you, it was pure bloody bliss!
(, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 8:15, archived)
# You need to set up an ARSS feed
Through Shitter.
(, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 8:18, archived)
# How about colonic irrigation?
(, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 8:22, archived)
# TAKE ME BACK TO BROWN TOWN
(, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 8:26, archived)
# Hey whereabouts is that Chorizo makers place?
(, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 8:34, archived)
# About an hour south of the shire
A mate of mine usually does the run, I'll ask him next time I see him. I know the suburb starts with a Y but I can't remember it.
(, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 8:43, archived)

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