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gtfomh ,
Thu 20 Aug 2009, 10:44,
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hahahahahaha
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Thu 20 Aug 2009, 10:50,
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Hahahaahha
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epiphany coming live from sweden ,
Thu 20 Aug 2009, 11:01,
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I don't know what all the fuss is about!
She's clearly all woman!
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Reverend Dan ,
Thu 20 Aug 2009, 10:43,
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Trouser sausage!
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Thu 20 Aug 2009, 10:43,
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haha
Oh how you tried to cut me down to size Telling dirty lies to my friends But my own father said give her up don't bother The world isn't coming to an end (he said just) Walk like a man Talk like a man Walk like a man my son No woman's worth Crawling on the earth Just walk like a man my son Good-bye baby I dont mean maybe I'm gonna get along somehow Soon you'll be cryin on account of all your lyin Oh yeah just look who's laughing now (I'm gonna) walk like a man Fast as I can Walk like a man from you I'll tell the world to forget about it girl And walk like a man from you
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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch. ,
Thu 20 Aug 2009, 10:44,
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Well, I'm not dumb but I can't understand why she walks like a woman and talks like a man Semenooova, Oh oh semenova
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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on ,
Thu 20 Aug 2009, 10:48,
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Ha! *clickity*
Good to see them treat the issue with such sensitivity. "HEY EVERYBODY IN THE WORLD!! WE THINK THIS WOMAN COULD REALLY BE A BLOKE!!!!!" So if after they've done tests and get the results back it turns out she really has been a woman all along she won't at all be embarrassed about the whole incident! Bravo IAAF!
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Rico ,
Thu 20 Aug 2009, 10:56,
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Sausage got the rat!
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Thu 20 Aug 2009, 10:41,
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RAPE IT!
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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch. ,
Thu 20 Aug 2009, 10:43,
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haha!
fuckajesus!
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The Neville What what what ,
Thu 20 Aug 2009, 10:43,
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Holy crivvens on black pudding, KILL IT!
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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank> ,
Thu 20 Aug 2009, 10:44,
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bindun I'm sure
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Octo I ruin everything. ,
Thu 20 Aug 2009, 10:38,
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Hahahaha
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Bela Lugosi's Dad ,
Thu 20 Aug 2009, 10:40,
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sausages, sausages, sausages; chicken nuggets is where it's at
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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank> ,
Thu 20 Aug 2009, 10:40,
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pfffft
I got about 40 sausages into 'Being a Sausage' and got bored :(
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mr ginglymus has something in his pance ,
Thu 20 Aug 2009, 10:41,
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Perfect!
:D
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Thu 20 Aug 2009, 10:43,
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MOR NING!
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fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit. ,
Thu 20 Aug 2009, 10:33,
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:D
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arrangedletters ,
Thu 20 Aug 2009, 10:36,
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Hahaha
I watched that yesterday.
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Bela Lugosi's Dad ,
Thu 20 Aug 2009, 10:39,
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Shove a bottle of ketchup down the front of his shirt
The Usual Sauce-Pecs.
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇 ,
Thu 20 Aug 2009, 10:41,
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oof
bloody hell :D
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fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit. ,
Thu 20 Aug 2009, 10:42,
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Pesky Little Comicses
25. Birthday
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arrangedletters ,
Thu 20 Aug 2009, 10:29,
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It's not that special.
I myself get disappointment every year.
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acered76 What!? The Curtains? ,
Thu 20 Aug 2009, 10:34,
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savour.
every. last. drop.
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arrangedletters ,
Thu 20 Aug 2009, 10:36,
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happy rapeday!
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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch. ,
Thu 20 Aug 2009, 10:41,
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No. 8, everybody - 5 points!
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The Neville What what what ,
Thu 20 Aug 2009, 10:27,
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it's funny because it's a sausage
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Thu 20 Aug 2009, 10:28,
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You can now Squirrelize any photo....
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Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care ,
Thu 20 Aug 2009, 11:14,
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WARNING: There are some counterfeit Sausage Game images floating around the internet.
These will not score points. The example below is a fake:
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Thu 20 Aug 2009, 10:11,
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*Walks into pub with a rucksack* "You rike cheap sausage image? Good quarity! Cheap, cheap!"
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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank> ,
Thu 20 Aug 2009, 10:14,
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Arf!
:D
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Thu 20 Aug 2009, 10:16,
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Haha
Remember to check your sausages for the reflective seal which guarantees quality.
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The Coast Of Yemen ,
Thu 20 Aug 2009, 10:16,
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It''s getting harder to tell the difference.
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glammerocity state of the art Luddite ,
Thu 20 Aug 2009, 10:17,
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gtfomh ,
Thu 20 Aug 2009, 10:26,
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Chorizorro!
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus ,
Thu 20 Aug 2009, 10:28,
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He slathers a greasy z onto your chest
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The Coast Of Yemen ,
Thu 20 Aug 2009, 10:30,
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Bindun, probably?
Be gentle - it's my first post in a while. Been busy moving continents. As in moving between them. Not actually moving them :)
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GoingDeeper last made a n00bie mistake on ,
Thu 20 Aug 2009, 9:49,
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Hahaha
if it has been done, it hasn't been done recently. Nice!
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Joliet ,
Thu 20 Aug 2009, 9:50,
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*Launches a full salvo of Intercontinental Spanging Missles*
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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank> ,
Thu 20 Aug 2009, 9:50,
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haha
genuinely needed the clarification :D
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gtfomh ,
Thu 20 Aug 2009, 9:51,
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haaha this^^^
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epiphany coming live from sweden ,
Thu 20 Aug 2009, 10:01,
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Haha
awesome
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The Coast Of Yemen ,
Thu 20 Aug 2009, 9:52,
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oh jesus..... pffft
For some reason this makes the tarako song come into my head and never leavewww.youtube.com/watch?v=tfZBUjOrLm8
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Thu 20 Aug 2009, 9:53,
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....0_0
what the jimminy is going on there?
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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter! ,
Thu 20 Aug 2009, 9:55,
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cod roe pasta sauce is scary enough
without... those
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Thu 20 Aug 2009, 9:56,
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I mean.. I understand that Japan is a very different culture to the west, with many different values and social themes
but there are examples like ^this^ that leave me thinking that they are just making it all up as they go along for a laugh.
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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter! ,
Thu 20 Aug 2009, 9:59,
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hahahhahaha!
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Thu 20 Aug 2009, 10:01,
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grief...
*struggling for words...*
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GoingDeeper last made a n00bie mistake on ,
Thu 20 Aug 2009, 10:02,
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gtfomh ,
Thu 20 Aug 2009, 10:04,
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pff
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus ,
Thu 20 Aug 2009, 10:13,
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Christ!
Michael Jackson's been reincarnated as a loaf of bread ;)
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The Coast Of Yemen ,
Thu 20 Aug 2009, 10:17,
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Sauasage dog... No.11 on the Coast of Yemen's sausage game!
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Thu 20 Aug 2009, 9:47,
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It's the attention to detail wot makes this great!
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Joliet ,
Thu 20 Aug 2009, 9:48,
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35pt
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Thu 20 Aug 2009, 9:49,
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aww, dammit, moley, that's not on my bingo card.
nicely done :D
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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank> ,
Thu 20 Aug 2009, 9:50,
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That'll be a WIN then!
Simply wonderful sir *click* How ya doin' Moley? Edit: FP this NOOOOW!!!!
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Ninj ,
Thu 20 Aug 2009, 9:50,
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Hallo Ninj!
Me good. You good? :D
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Thu 20 Aug 2009, 9:57,
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You good...
...then me good :D All better now mate?
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Ninj ,
Thu 20 Aug 2009, 10:00,
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Yes. Much, much better.
Pig flu's not nice, it wiped out family Mole for a week...
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Thu 20 Aug 2009, 10:03,
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Yuk
:(
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Ninj ,
Thu 20 Aug 2009, 10:10,
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hehehe
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Pope George-Ringo quick Alter Boy, to the Popemobile ,
Thu 20 Aug 2009, 9:52,
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Well that's really thrown the sausage among the pigeons
Arf!
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The Coast Of Yemen ,
Thu 20 Aug 2009, 9:52,
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hahahaha
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Thu 20 Aug 2009, 9:53,
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The little wobble on the sausage ends is wonderful
Top work
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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter! ,
Thu 20 Aug 2009, 9:54,
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you manage to add glee to all images.
well done :D
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arrangedletters ,
Thu 20 Aug 2009, 10:38,
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This must
WIN .
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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks ,
Thu 20 Aug 2009, 11:00,
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bindun shirley?
Edit: OK now I feel like a cunt! A big hairy one
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wallynothere rnot without protection ,
Thu 20 Aug 2009, 9:43,
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Lady pic should be of that "female" athletics runner
shirley?
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Joliet ,
Thu 20 Aug 2009, 9:44,
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5 points!
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pzyko Query failed. ,
Thu 20 Aug 2009, 9:45,
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*golf claps*
but not in the sarky sense. Genuine golf clappage
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Joliet ,
Thu 20 Aug 2009, 9:46,
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same here!
can we go back through all the other compo posts, or is it anything after the bingo card? right, i should read posts properly before I ask silly questions
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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank> ,
Thu 20 Aug 2009, 9:47,
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Anything from 9am onwards
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Joliet ,
Thu 20 Aug 2009, 9:47,
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Popular sausage!
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gtfomh ,
Thu 20 Aug 2009, 9:46,
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All hail popular sausage
*nyoms*
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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter! ,
Thu 20 Aug 2009, 10:00,
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5 more pts
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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole ,
Thu 20 Aug 2009, 10:19,
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By me, further down the page
:)
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Gooch Is neither here nor there ,
Thu 20 Aug 2009, 9:49,
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5pt
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Thu 20 Aug 2009, 9:50,
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5 posts down the board
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emvee cruor deo cruoris ,
Thu 20 Aug 2009, 10:12,
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5 pts
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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole ,
Thu 20 Aug 2009, 10:17,
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...
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Thu 20 Aug 2009, 9:41,
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FLOATER!
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Beastie is doing science with his arse ,
Thu 20 Aug 2009, 9:42,
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Genius!
*throws away coffee and chomps on sausage*
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Joliet ,
Thu 20 Aug 2009, 9:43,
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To take away, can I have a venti chip-o-latte, soyamilk, with caramel syrup and an extra shot.
*shudders*
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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank> ,
Thu 20 Aug 2009, 9:44,
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And get me a ketchup muffin.
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glammerocity state of the art Luddite ,
Thu 20 Aug 2009, 10:04,
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social ,
Thu 20 Aug 2009, 9:46,
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Hahaha
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The Coast Of Yemen ,
Thu 20 Aug 2009, 9:47,
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pfft :D
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mr ginglymus has something in his pance ,
Thu 20 Aug 2009, 10:09,
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Just don't ask where he keeps the gravy
(Pandering to the Nick Knowles droolers? Moi?)
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇 ,
Thu 20 Aug 2009, 9:17,
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Make that twat go away, please.
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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird ,
Thu 20 Aug 2009, 9:30,
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he looks a bit like jeff goldblum
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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat ,
Thu 20 Aug 2009, 9:41,
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that's....a big picture
umm yea that's all
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Thu 20 Aug 2009, 9:34,
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Jings and Crivens!
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The Coast Of Yemen ,
Thu 20 Aug 2009, 9:35,
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up his bum?
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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat ,
Thu 20 Aug 2009, 9:35,
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HIS BUM!
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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird ,
Thu 20 Aug 2009, 9:37,
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Tenuous pea for the compo... (not worth it's own thread)
Look at the bastard go!
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Beastie is doing science with his arse ,
Thu 20 Aug 2009, 9:37,
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Given the nature of the compo
I hardly think it can be described as tenuous if it's got a sausage in it
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emvee cruor deo cruoris ,
Thu 20 Aug 2009, 9:41,
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Nowt tenuous about that!
Woo!
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Joliet ,
Thu 20 Aug 2009, 9:41,
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Hellooooo nurse!
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Joliet ,
Thu 20 Aug 2009, 9:40,
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good the nings all
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mr ginglymus has something in his pance ,
Thu 20 Aug 2009, 9:41,
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Sausages, we all know how they're made, but how are they made?
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Thu 20 Aug 2009, 9:08,
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To the sausage machine!
*batman music*
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The Coast Of Yemen ,
Thu 20 Aug 2009, 9:13,
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That looks like fine sausage!
Everyone loves sausages
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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole ,
Thu 20 Aug 2009, 9:14,
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compo it!
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Thu 20 Aug 2009, 9:42,
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That looks more like faggots.
Mmmm faggots
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Joliet ,
Thu 20 Aug 2009, 9:42,
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Wanna play a little game?
Announce your choices, I'll make another thread at 9pm and we'll see who wins
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The Coast Of Yemen ,
Thu 20 Aug 2009, 9:04,
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I choose No.15
:)
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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon. ,
Thu 20 Aug 2009, 9:04,
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An unconventional choice, there
But will it pay off in the long run? Now pick five more :P
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The Coast Of Yemen ,
Thu 20 Aug 2009, 9:06,
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sausage bingo!
2,8,10,11,15,18
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Thu 20 Aug 2009, 9:05,
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Bango!
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Thu 20 Aug 2009, 9:09,
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SPANG SPANG SPANG SPANG SPANG!
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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank> ,
Thu 20 Aug 2009, 9:10,
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pffh
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Thu 20 Aug 2009, 9:11,
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Haha, damn
That's a much better idea
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The Coast Of Yemen ,
Thu 20 Aug 2009, 9:12,
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1, 2, 3, 5, 8, 10
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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank> ,
Thu 20 Aug 2009, 9:10,
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i want to print this many times
and staple them to utility poles around town
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Thu 20 Aug 2009, 9:10,
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I think I've made this either too hard or too easy
Ah well Choose some sausages!
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The Coast Of Yemen ,
Thu 20 Aug 2009, 9:11,
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4, 10, 12, 18 and 11 please Carol.
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The Coast Of Yemen ,
Thu 20 Aug 2009, 9:12,
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4, 8, 18, 11, 12, 15`
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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole ,
Thu 20 Aug 2009, 9:19,
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how much do you get for wieners
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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat ,
Thu 20 Aug 2009, 9:41,
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6 8 10 18 11 2
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k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Thu 20 Aug 2009, 9:41,
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4 8 10 12 13 18
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pzyko Query failed. ,
Thu 20 Aug 2009, 9:55,
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2,4,8,18,13,11
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epiphany coming live from sweden ,
Thu 20 Aug 2009, 10:03,
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Bloody religious lunatics!
Coming over here, stealing our hostage situations!
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Damocles wants no part of your debauchery ,
Thu 20 Aug 2009, 8:55,
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oh noes!!
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Thu 20 Aug 2009, 9:02,
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Otters are vicious bastards!
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The Coast Of Yemen ,
Thu 20 Aug 2009, 9:04,
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There are worse puns I could do
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Thu 20 Aug 2009, 8:55,
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so sausages are the new challenge idea
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Thu 20 Aug 2009, 9:03,
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I'm just as shocked
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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank> ,
Thu 20 Aug 2009, 9:08,
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sppppppaaaaannnnggggg!
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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank> ,
Thu 20 Aug 2009, 9:08,
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*twirls pan in hands and...*
SPAAAANGS!
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Joliet ,
Thu 20 Aug 2009, 10:02,
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Time to dispel a few rumours
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Gooch Is neither here nor there ,
Thu 20 Aug 2009, 8:46,
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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious. ,
Thu 20 Aug 2009, 8:51,
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heheheheh!
but seriously, the new compo is sausages ? And there I was hoping for chicken nuggets. 'ningles everyone!
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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank> ,
Thu 20 Aug 2009, 8:51,
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I was a bit worried when I logged on but it's actually been pretty good so far
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social ,
Thu 20 Aug 2009, 8:54,
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just had a look though the entries - to be fair it's been a bit better than the compo sounds....
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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank> ,
Thu 20 Aug 2009, 8:58,
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I actually wanted it
now I'm bereft of inspiration ningles sir!
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Thu 20 Aug 2009, 8:56,
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nings joe!
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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank> ,
Thu 20 Aug 2009, 8:56,
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I think it'll be good
It will bring out some of the more obtuse ideas
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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious. ,
Thu 20 Aug 2009, 8:56,
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ahhahhhhah
I might be half way interested if she WERE a tranny but the music would still be shit
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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat ,
Thu 20 Aug 2009, 9:42,
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YOU ARE ENTERING: SAUSAGESPACE
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Bela Lugosi's Dad ,
Thu 20 Aug 2009, 8:01,
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What do you need?
Buns. Lots of buns.
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The Coast Of Yemen ,
Thu 20 Aug 2009, 8:07,
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Bela Lugosi's Dad ,
Thu 20 Aug 2009, 8:19,
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WHOAH!
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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863 ,
Thu 20 Aug 2009, 8:19,
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So it's not just me that keeps having this dream.
...together, I think we can lick 'em.
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fridgefreezer inserted a topical reference into his sig on ,
Thu 20 Aug 2009, 10:05,
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I have entered.
Now what do I do?
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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863 ,
Thu 20 Aug 2009, 8:07,
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is this compatible with mysausage.com
I have a Sausagebook account if that helps
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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat ,
Thu 20 Aug 2009, 8:07,
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It might be, the last time I logged on to mysausage.com was in Frankfurt
Then the heavens opened wide and sausages were falling from the sky. I tell you, it was pure bloody bliss!
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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863 ,
Thu 20 Aug 2009, 8:15,
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You need to set up an ARSS feed
Through Shitter.
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Bela Lugosi's Dad ,
Thu 20 Aug 2009, 8:18,
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How about colonic irrigation?
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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863 ,
Thu 20 Aug 2009, 8:22,
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TAKE ME BACK TO BROWN TOWN
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social ,
Thu 20 Aug 2009, 8:26,
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Hey whereabouts is that Chorizo makers place?
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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863 ,
Thu 20 Aug 2009, 8:34,
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About an hour south of the shire
A mate of mine usually does the run, I'll ask him next time I see him. I know the suburb starts with a Y but I can't remember it.
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social ,
Thu 20 Aug 2009, 8:43,
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