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# zombie Appocalypse.
itdoesntlookwright.jimdo.com/

Its coming!....

Drawn and coloured on photoshop.


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(SmokeAPipe http://itdoesntlookwright.jimdo.com/, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 14:16, archived)
# nicely
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 14:17, archived)
# best one so far!
(the_riviera_kid , anyone fancy making me a brew?, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 14:23, archived)
# He's gone and got all jam on it....
Crikey it's a bit quiet round here to day....TIME FOR LUNCH
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 14:43, archived)
# dave the facts
lunch of the day
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 15:15, archived)
# the best of all the lunches!
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 15:52, archived)
# That's super cool.
That gets a click.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 14:47, archived)
# that's a really nice style
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 15:12, archived)
# looks like the
TF2 pyro
after the war
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 15:14, archived)
# that's very good
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 15:16, archived)
# Most agreeable
That kebab skewer could do with a wash.
(PagettyPol something something something, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 15:22, archived)
#
I loves your arts
(zombiecull, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 20:58, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 14:09, archived)
# In a big pastry case of love!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 14:09, archived)
# This
afternoon I shall making a pie - with sausages in it. Nom nom nom
(I helped save b3ta! social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 14:23, archived)
# Sausage pie is 100% skill and brill
I am sterilising jam jars ahead of the great chutney / pickle push later on in the week.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 14:26, archived)
# they look like porky fingers
they've even got knuckles!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 14:10, archived)
# Hahahaha!



(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 23 Aug 2009, 14:28, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 15:12, archived)
# hahahah
I started doing one of these and got bored quite quickly....
(I helped save b3ta! mr ginglymus has something in his pance, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 18:07, archived)
# Everyones Loves Guns.
A napleonic Nock "volley" gun With Cossack Sabre.
Lemat cavalry revolver from the american civil war.
Drawn and coloured on photoshop.

itdoesntlookwright.jimdo.com/


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(SmokeAPipe http://itdoesntlookwright.jimdo.com/, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 14:04, archived)
# The Nock gun was an awesome piece of kit
multiple booms!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 14:05, archived)
# why don't you tag things like the second one all the time?
you can see how much more appealing it looks, right?

also that is a pretty sweet revolver
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 14:06, archived)
# ....
I drew the nock ages ago, where as I drew and tagged the revolver today. Im going to tag all my pictures, like the revolver from now on.
(SmokeAPipe http://itdoesntlookwright.jimdo.com/, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 14:09, archived)
# :D
i don't know about anyone else, but a small website URL hiding in a picture always makes me want to visit that URL more than a picture that's essentially made out of the URL. subtlety and stuff, right?
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 14:10, archived)
# i love guns
especially the one i was using yesterday
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 14:06, archived)
# i don't like guns at all, i have this really nasty dream sometimes where there's this shotgun in my face and each barrell has sharks teeth and it's screaming at me and then i wake up
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 14:10, archived)
# sharks are nothing to be scared of just punch that sharkgun right in the nose
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 14:11, archived)
# man i was asking someone the other day
maybe you can help me here shada

please tell me the name of that movie where the dude punches the shark in the face and the sharks head explodes
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 14:15, archived)
# I wish I knew, that sounds so badass
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 14:16, archived)
# Freud would have something to say about that!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 14:12, archived)
# Cop off
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 14:01, archived)
# BoooOOOooobs!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 14:02, archived)
# corrr
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 14:02, archived)
# put away those fiery biscuits
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 14:03, archived)
# BOOOOOOOOOObiiiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 14:05, archived)
# LARGE BREATS
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 14:06, archived)
# Hands up who isn't thinking of a wank.
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 14:10, archived)
# *raises hand*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 14:11, archived)
# ahem....
...well if you're not using it......
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 14:14, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 14:16, archived)
# Just finished one, eh?
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 15:07, archived)
# Devil's Dumplings!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 14:13, archived)
# wicked child!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 14:15, archived)
# .....how do you like my
Novelty ear muffs?
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 14:16, archived)
# not as much
as i like my turnip, it looks just like a thingy!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 14:18, archived)
# She's changed her hair
since she got that tenner off Rob...
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 14:43, archived)
# Been going all arty farty with my camera.
Have some rocks

(tacpprm has a mmrpcat, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 13:37, archived)
# mordor looks nice at this time of year
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 13:38, archived)
# I had a job getting past the spiders.
(tacpprm has a mmrpcat, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 13:39, archived)
# yeah, the locals can be a bit unwelcoming
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 13:42, archived)
# COR!!
Very nice. Technical details?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 13:39, archived)
# No, they are rocks!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 13:40, archived)
# (T_T)
STOP MOCKING ME
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 13:41, archived)
# hahahaha
haha

:(

oh

HAHAHAHA

:D

look, a bird!

HAHAHAH

oh

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 14:05, archived)
# arf!
you loon!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 13:47, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 14:05, archived)
# Taken in the dark on Skye.
Camera: Panasonic lumix dmc lx3. iso 80, 60 second exposure, aperture f4.something I think.

No processing except scaling down and desaturating.
(tacpprm has a mmrpcat, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 13:41, archived)
# Lovely
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 13:42, archived)
# nice one
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 13:54, archived)
# ..
Our earth is composed of three main types of rocks, each having been formed in its own special way.

The first type, igneus rock, was formed when hot (2,000°F.), melted rock material, magma, deep inside the earth rose to the surface during earthquakes, volcanic eruptions, or other movements of the earth's crust. This magma cooled and hardened. Granite is an example of igneus rock.

The second type, sedimentary rock, was formed millions of years ago mostly on the bottoms of lakes and oceans, when parts of plants, animals, and other, older rocks piled loosely upon each other in layers. Over millions of years, these layers squeezed together to form solid rock. Sandstone and limestone are examples of sedimentary rock.

The third type of rock, metamorphic rock, was formed when great heat or pressure, or chemical actions of liquids and gases changed either the igneus or sedimentary rock in appearance and composition. Marble is an example of metamorphic rock, since it was originally limestone, a sedimentary rock formed from hardened shells and coral upon which chemicals acted.
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 13:41, archived)
# OH HAI WIKIPEDIA
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 13:42, archived)
# sadly wrong ;)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 13:43, archived)
# Did you type it out all yourself?
Or copy n paste from somewhere else
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 13:45, archived)
# somewhere else
If I'd typed it myself, I'd have fallen asleep halfway through.
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 13:45, archived)
# ROCKS ARE FUN! :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 13:48, archived)
# you can use them to SMASH or also to BUILD
i need a way to do both simultaneously with the same rock
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 13:50, archived)
# and some bright spark in the 80's thought that kids would go wild for robots/creatures that transformed into rocks!
/Rock Lords.

Must have been a fun design meeting
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 13:51, archived)
# I had one of those transformers that turned into rocks
i had it taken off of me because i kept throwing it at people
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 13:53, archived)
# sure that wasn't an ordinary rock
that transformed people into injured people?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 14:06, archived)
# no
my dad gave me one of those as well but i never needed to use it
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 14:08, archived)
# that rock, being a rock, had a more realistic rock disguise
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 14:47, archived)
# yeah but it couldn't turn into a robot
so it didn't have that going for it
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 14:55, archived)
# easy!
drop a stone on your foundations. if you drop it from high enough, it will smash the foundations at the same time as it's building a very unstable wall!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 13:52, archived)
# SMILDING ROCK!
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 13:53, archived)
# Oh
you :D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 13:42, archived)
# ..erm....music????
..oh and that actor fellow..Dwayne something???
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 23 Aug 2009, 13:44, archived)
# MISTY
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 13:41, archived)
# BROCK
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 13:41, archived)
# ASH
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 13:45, archived)
# PIKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 14:38, archived)
# lovely stuff, nice exposure on the water :)
/you may like to try and optimise it a bit though fella, try and get the size down to 100kb or thereabouts if you can :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 13:46, archived)
# Better?
(tacpprm has a mmrpcat, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 13:52, archived)
# good stuff fella :)
if you try and keep 'em around 100kb, it keeps the nazis at bay, although sunday is usually quiet for them :)

(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 13:54, archived)
# So if I was feeling really antisocial
I would post this.

Warning: Very large indeed.
(tacpprm has a mmrpcat, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 13:58, archived)
# Skye is such an odd place
like the Scottish equivalent of Cornwall
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 14:13, archived)
# Stoner.
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 13:47, archived)
# lovely stuff!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 13:48, archived)
# That is lovely
I really must get out with my camera again
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 13:53, archived)
# very nice
i gots me sum nu wallpapers!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 13:57, archived)
# Needs more loam
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 14:21, archived)
# it's pretty sandy around there
wouldn't want to wind up with sandy loam, or even worse: loamy sand.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 14:54, archived)
# very atmospheric
nice
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 15:13, archived)
# Very good
click :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 15:56, archived)
# I assume that polar bears eat people
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 13:07, archived)
# yes. yes they do.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 13:11, archived)
# *sneaks up and gives a hug*
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 13:25, archived)
# 0_0
you startled me with your ninja hug!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 13:26, archived)
# ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 13:26, archived)
# Only when defrosted
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 13:13, archived)
# :)
Hahahahaha
(Larue J'aime le Pâté Chinois, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 13:30, archived)
# How does he get the wrapper off?


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 23 Aug 2009, 13:19, archived)
# with the knife and fork of course
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 13:20, archived)
# He reads the joke, then doesnt lol
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 13:22, archived)
# No Way!
choclate biscuit wrapper jokes are awesomely funny!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 23 Aug 2009, 13:25, archived)
# Lies
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 13:29, archived)
# Did sush and KV consemate their love?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 13:29, archived)
# Why are you asking yourself?

(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 23 Aug 2009, 13:31, archived)
# Because I couldn't be arsed to click edit
ANSWER MY QUESTION YOU FIEND!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 13:32, archived)
# What happens at the bashette stays at the bashette
no
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 23 Aug 2009, 13:34, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 13:35, archived)
# Sometime people who lie in that position are also eaten by other people
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 13:26, archived)
# shh!
don't give away all my secrets!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 13:28, archived)
# Honey, that ain't no secret, girlfriend
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 13:30, archived)
# heheheh
it pays to advertise ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 13:31, archived)
# :D x
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 13:33, archived)
# The bear or the bloke??


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 23 Aug 2009, 13:29, archived)
# both
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 13:30, archived)
# The sooner they're extinct the safer I'll feel.
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 13:42, archived)
[challenge entry] Been dun?
(Fon Repeat until funny, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 13:06, archived)
# many many times
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 13:07, archived)
# I like girly
transexuals, but that is a man
(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 13:47, archived)
# would
without the bun and mustard, of course
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 13:10, archived)
# Yes but still funny
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 13:13, archived)
# SEMEN YA!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 13:38, archived)
# Doris and the ticks
(I helped save b3ta! octopus footwear raaa, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 12:59, archived)
# I like this!
I think it deserves more comments! Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 13:29, archived)
# This give me teh fear.
Hate, hate, hate ticks. Lyme-disease-carrying, unsquashable little bastards :(
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 13:43, archived)
# It was going so well
until the last line, which made me shudder...
(Sneezy Badger can't wait to quit his job on, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 14:47, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 12:33, archived)
# I like this.
(the_riviera_kid , anyone fancy making me a brew?, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 12:34, archived)
# makes me feel sexy
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 12:35, archived)
# makes sexy feel me
(the_riviera_kid , anyone fancy making me a brew?, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 12:38, archived)
# me feel sexy makes
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 12:49, archived)
# hahaha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! herman:D, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 12:34, archived)
# arf!, 'noon squire :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 12:35, archived)
# 'noon!
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 12:39, archived)
# bitty
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 12:35, archived)
# happy b3taday chap
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 12:39, archived)
# cheers
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 12:45, archived)
# IT CAME BACK!
www.b3ta.com/links/Whack_a_miner

With a flash game as an entry for a postcard competition.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 12:42, archived)
# Email it to Paul Gadd!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 12:44, archived)
# I don't think this guy's a leftie at all.
I think it's David Cameron doing a false flag attack.

TO THE TINFOIL MILLINER'S!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 12:45, archived)
# 7 YEARS - LOL!
many happy b3tan returns!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 13:47, archived)
# self licking stamp?
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 23 Aug 2009, 12:42, archived)
# HAHAHAA
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 12:46, archived)
# happy b3ta day
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 13:00, archived)
# That's some nice tongue action
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 12:49, archived)
# hahaha
mad
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 12:53, archived)
# there's something quite disturbing about that
splendid
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 15:16, archived)
# Boring day Good morning
(Larue J'aime le Pâté Chinois, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 12:17, archived)
# BEARD!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 12:18, archived)
# Deleted thread
here
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 12:28, archived)
# i'll say happy b3taday again
just to be sure :)
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 12:28, archived)
# DAY!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 12:29, archived)
# Candle candle, Candle.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Sun 23 Aug 2009, 12:31, archived)
# 6 years is far too long
Tell us what it was like all those years ago..
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 12:35, archived)
# ahem. Seven:P
I remember when all this was fields!

Also I have an account for 6-9 months before this one:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 12:36, archived)
# madness!
when there was only 5000 members...

I regret lurking for a year before getting my account.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 12:38, archived)
# one of these men is not like the others
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 12:18, archived)
# Man on right lacks hand on face.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 12:19, archived)
# :o)
Which one?
(Larue J'aime le Pâté Chinois, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 12:20, archived)
# the guy with the hat
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 12:21, archived)
# :o)
Lol then.... which hat?
(Larue J'aime le Pâté Chinois, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 12:40, archived)
# I know, the guy with the collared shirt is considerably richer than the rest.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 12:23, archived)
# Chew no evil
Think no evil
Hear no evil

PURE EVIL!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 12:21, archived)
# vagabond?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 12:32, archived)
# Duit en mon dei
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 12:07, archived)
# Honi soit qui mal y pense
and weed.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 12:10, archived)
# La Camberwell Carrot de ma tante.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 12:19, archived)
# Ubique Quo grass et gloria ducunt.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 12:19, archived)
# Dulce at decorum est pro patria marijuana.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 12:22, archived)
# nos et ea quae sumus sativa benedicat dextera Christi
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 12:26, archived)
# Hash et corpus meum unum
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 12:31, archived)
# Weeni Weedy Weeky
"I came I smoked I conked out"
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 12:29, archived)
[challenge entry] Greetings from the United Kingdom
Featuring job centres from around the country.......



(TechnoTeacher Twitter: www.twitter.com/maggie_thatcher, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 12:05, archived)
# That's not Cardiff Job Centre.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 12:06, archived)
# They are all in fact....
...from Hull. (fact, in fact)
(TheAmazingMrMagical Live from the BBC, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 12:08, archived)
# This is, in fact, not a fact.
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 12:20, archived)
# A Better Version Of This
was a famous postcard during the early 1980s, AICMBenefit.
(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 12:48, archived)
[challenge entry] Cromwell evicts parliament, 1653. So resonant today
1653. So resonant todayin 1653 Oliver Cromwell stormed into the House of Commons and evicted the rump paliament with the following speech. He was dismayed at their conduct; Taking bribes immoral principles and abusing the trust given to them by the people. Likewise in 2009 the electorate are dismayed at British Members of parliament and their abuses of trust. many of them have resigned some may face prosecution over expenses scandals....


(TechnoTeacher Twitter: www.twitter.com/maggie_thatcher, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 12:01, archived)
# resonant like the sound of a turd in a bucket?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 12:04, archived)
# I believe that you may have missed the general feelings of the board.
Where, back in 2004, we used to like poignancy, these days it's just cocks.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 12:08, archived)
# SDC - Subliminally Drawn Cock
Big Ben/Magenta Text/More than 6 spires for pubes though.

Read between the lines.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 12:16, archived)
# *vague 'Big Ben is a bell' reference*
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 12:28, archived)
# Let's celebrate eh?
An unelected*, authoritarian, puritan bigot stormed parliament to impose his own dictatorial rule over that of parliament.
He believed that he was chosen by God and committed genocide against the Irish Catholics. He forced ordinary people to live in terror.
What a fine example to us all. I'll take the current lot with all their flaws over Cromwell's idea of a democracy any day.

*Technically, he was an elected MP but he certainly wasn't elected as Lord Protector.
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 12:14, archived)
# and he had warts
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 12:16, archived)
# I have this stuck in my mind now:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ObI4eaK_GIA
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 12:19, archived)
# here have a half a bee

(the_riviera_kid , anyone fancy making me a brew?, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 12:32, archived)
# Whilst I abhor common sense on the board,
I am forced to concede that this is an excellent example of it.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 12:18, archived)
# Let us follow the fine example
And away! To Ireland! And genocide! (But just the ordinary people.)
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 12:30, archived)
# finnbar, you make a fine point :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 12:35, archived)
# tl;dr
But I do like the colour of the text.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 12:21, archived)
# 'many' have not resigned, a handful have.
quite a few, however, have said they won't stand for re-election. If they had resigned, then there would be quite a few by-elections being held right now.
and let's be honest, bugger all will face any punishment via criminal prosecution because of this, as the sytem is too contrived to be effective in doing anything about it.
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 12:34, archived)
# If my boss told me
"You can't have a payrise commensurate with your position because the public wouldn't like it," I'd fiddle my expenses too. The fact I fiddle my expenses already is neither here nor there.
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 12:37, archived)
# Would this be a good time to mention I'm your boss?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 12:40, archived)
# After reviewing my expenses I blame the system, which encouraged me to take the piss.
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 13:38, archived)
# TOAP
text on a parliament!

also: shut up.
(I helped save b3ta! SteelPriest, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 13:55, archived)
[challenge entry] Head Banger
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 11:58, archived)
# *moshes*
Y E S !
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 12:00, archived)
# Disco sauasge!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 23 Aug 2009, 12:04, archived)
# Haha
goes with my music!
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 12:06, archived)
# Bangers and mosh?
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 12:09, archived)
# fantastic stuff :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 12:49, archived)
# rah!
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 15:17, archived)
# Tribal Warrior.

itdoesntlookwright.jimdo.com



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(SmokeAPipe http://itdoesntlookwright.jimdo.com/, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 11:50, archived)
# This is veh good.
Also, your sexy hitler was my wallpaper for ages :)
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 11:57, archived)
# ....
Really? Thanks, Im honored.
(SmokeAPipe http://itdoesntlookwright.jimdo.com/, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 12:07, archived)
# You are spoiling us :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 11:58, archived)
# ooh......this is a whole lot of VERY GOOD
woo yeah - *click*
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 11:59, archived)
# Happy impending candleday!
candleday bother:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 12:21, archived)
# :)
*glees*
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 13:49, archived)
# shit yeah he belongs in a video game
itdoesntlookwright.jimdo.com
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 12:02, archived)
# ....
That is my dream job! Designing Video game characters!
(SmokeAPipe http://itdoesntlookwright.jimdo.com/, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 12:05, archived)
# oooh
hims is good
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 12:34, archived)
# Looks like mammy's been sleeping around.....
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 11:40, archived)
# OM NYOM NYOM NYOM
(I helped save b3ta! k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 23 Aug 2009, 11:59, archived)
# sad little chick!
dont shed any tears over your sibling
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 12:02, archived)
# Warriors! Come Out To Play!

itdoesntlookwright.jimdo.com

A couple of new drawings, I haven't posted here in a while. lalalala.



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(SmokeAPipe http://itdoesntlookwright.jimdo.com/, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 11:39, archived)
# Corrrr, that is ace
I love it

*clecks*
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 11:40, archived)
# 'ningles teh Otterby.
You cehcked the bash calendar. Bash isn't cancelled but there's going to have to be some big changes.
O'Callaghna's is to close at the end of next month.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 11:43, archived)
# blimey
are you still gonna have a job?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 11:47, archived)
# nope
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 12:18, archived)
# :( WHUT?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 11:47, archived)
# Yup jobless
#but to be honest really looking forward to it. Cash isn't an issue, I'm going to take a month off before I even start looking for work. Recharge my batteries, I am pretty close to burning out so that's going to be great and generally continue my life again.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 12:21, archived)
# So at the next bash you're going to be a normal member of the public?
I prefer Lord Ghostie of Earl's Court :(
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 12:52, archived)
# 'Ning ghostie
I have just looked, so nothing has changed since yesterday when we spoke :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 11:48, archived)
# Happy Candles Day Ghostie
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 11:57, archived)
# Woo! didn't realise!
Zank's too then:)
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 12:19, archived)

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