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# Just to move the fail off the top. Test rendering of the advert title bit for a new comic I'm working on.

Photo of the actual model that will be used in the comic. Which will not have any lensflares in it. [/;-D
The raw render for desktoping (340k jpg 1280x1024) and to see all the damn importing errors on the model, grumble-grumble.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 7:29, archived)
# Alsoe, this new olde I made for something gronkpan said a few days ago but fell asleep before posting it.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 7:32, archived)
# The lego thing is lovely.
It makes me miss my legos.
They are all in boxes in my parents attic in Devon, along with my scalextric and my collection of rocks.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 7:34, archived)
# Also, Misako has a very strange face and her blood group is A.
Good night / morning / day
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 7:40, archived)
# I have 70% of mine in storage at the moment.
I have limited space where I am right now. And it pains
me not to have all my minifigures and cool parts at hand.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 7:42, archived)
# From a writer's (unasked-for) point of view,
I'd knock an 'o' out of the Doorwich, and reconsider 'Bagworthy' altogether...

*EDIT* Constructive alternative name suggestions:

Lynch
Dorridge
Pon
Gul
D'Arby
Brunwal
Innit
Clunge
Whatt
Biltong
Wogan
Patel
Grief
Cadwalladr
De'Ath
Branson

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(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 7:34, archived)
# They are both joke names that reference moments/dialog in the script.
I'm not happy with the font, I will look for something better and thicker in the final.

edit: Dorridge might work better and is shorter. While still keeping the "door" reference, thx.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 7:37, archived)
# Aha! As you can see above, I'm helping you!
I know the kind of bag one of those names is worthy of, and I also know which door t'other will be ejected from.

Then again, feel free to flick the Vs at me when yr graphic tale succeeds globally regardless of the poorly-selected names.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 7:46, archived)
# "Dorridge & Sackworth".
There we go. Total verisimillitude.

(you can have "Bagworth" if you're really attached to the syllable 'bag', though)
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 7:59, archived)
# Sack by another name is a bag, yes.
Ok, done. Bags are referenced twice in the story as is/are doors.
I will not fail to mention your help when I post it, this weekend.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 8:07, archived)
# Just for your records,
Dorridge is a village in the borough of Solihull, just south of Birmingham, England.
Sackworth could well be a village in Yorkshire, but I don't think it is. It just sounds like it is.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 8:14, archived)
# The original ten stories all take place on a "Suburban train to London".
So that should work out fine. I've mixed it up and used a variety of
locations for my renditions of them. Mostly around transportation
type locations to keep with the original. This will be number six
of the set. Previously, if you or anyone missed any of them:
Arbitration, Panama, Buy Metal, Parish The Thought, and Brick By Brick.
Each under a megabyte.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 8:26, archived)
#
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(herman:D, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 6:35, archived)
# This is nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 6:36, archived)
# Good wholesome fun for the whole family.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 6:37, archived)
# Indeed.
It'll certainly help me explain to my son why his cock changes colour every time the squirrel bites it.

I wish my dad had been able to do the same for me.

*EDIT* Oh ffs. What is this, Disneyland? If you can't have CDC-nibbling squirrels at 7 in the fucking morning, what can you have?
And what kind of little prick gets up at this time in the sodding morning to censor other, far less harmful, little pricks?
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 6:40, archived)
# It's not been deleted
it's been moved...moved to the special tinypic mod place.
(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 6:48, archived)
# ha ha...let's smash something!...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 6:48, archived)
# I just looked at the TOS for tinypic.
Frankly, nothing that is actually interesting can be stored there.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 6:54, archived)
# Like Youtube then.
God I hate Youtube

And Ebay. Ebay won't let you buy hallucinogenic cacti yet the Birmingham Botanical Gardens will.
Bunch of fuckers.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 6:57, archived)
# Well, that explains their sodding bar prices, at least.
Nice place, but they've got to be tripping or something.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 7:04, archived)
# Their Peyote is a bargain.
Next time hit the gift shop instead of the bar.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 7:07, archived)
# Helpful advice.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 7:11, archived)
# Hahahaha
it's funny cause I'm sending it to my Dad.
(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 7:12, archived)
# ...memories...(what's left of it)...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 7:15, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Council Forced To Close Down Ancient Local "Mill".
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 7:30, archived)
# Didn't even survive one refresh.
edit: or is just blocked now for me?
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 6:39, archived)
# For those who didn't see it...
...it was a squirrel...!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 6:41, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 6:42, archived)
# Good job herman:D!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 6:47, archived)
# Is it like on of those Magic eye things?
*STARES REALLY REALLY HARD*
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 6:50, archived)
# I SAW THE FACE OF GOD, MAN
(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 6:53, archived)
# I think you're doing it wrong.
Its 'sposed to be a squirrel.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 6:54, archived)
# Fucking herman :D
fucking about with my religious experiences.
(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 6:56, archived)
# I saw tinypic (TM) Nazis make off with herman:D's cocksquirrel!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 6:55, archived)
# FUCKERS!
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 7:14, archived)
# Well this has been the God's balls looking at the tinypic logo, but...
...guess I'll be getting lost now.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 7:22, archived)
# Bye!
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 7:25, archived)
# CYA.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 7:30, archived)
# I cannot see a squiggle.
Most disappointing :(
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 6:55, archived)
#
لجعل التسجيلات
(I helped save b3ta! elbow, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 6:56, archived)
# JIHAD!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 6:57, archived)
# oh oh... a pysay on 3tabay.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 7:00, archived)
# HERMAN YOU BIG COCKMUNCHER!!!!
Would you mind awfully using another image host?
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 7:08, archived)
# Oh man
*stares at your profile*
we've totally got the same first name. WE COULD BE SISTERS!?!?
(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 7:09, archived)
# Don't say that....
I'M NOTHING LIKE YOU!!!
*sobs*
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 7:12, archived)
# *braids your hair*
s'ok Finn, I won't touch you.
Hmmmm, the amount of times I've heard that. Happy days.
(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 7:14, archived)
# It feels really wrong having someone call me by my real name on here.
And even wronger knowing that it's their name as well.

I cannot deal with this shit at this hour in the morning :-|
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 7:19, archived)
# Don't visit Finland
full of us cunts, dead confusing.
(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 7:21, archived)
# My girlfriend was eating a box of Finn crisps the other day, which I found upsetting.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 7:25, archived)
# Last thing I shoplifted, packet of them
fucking mine, innit, cunts.
(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 7:27, archived)
# I'll save you some
(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 7:30, archived)
# Haha
Well, it was lovely, if a little strange, to speak to someone else with the same name as me.
I'm now gonna try and get some sleep before I get woken up again by more nurse fail.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 7:32, archived)
# I had a friend called Finn once
But he died :(
(I helped save b3ta! Rubymurray is disdainful of your hateful, ill-formed opinions, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 8:18, archived)
# :-(
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 8:45, archived)
# Octo
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 5:57, archived)
# Trio.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 5:57, archived)
# Duet.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 6:07, archived)
# Solo.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 6:08, archived)
# Serious speed on that fucker.
Woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 5:59, archived)
# chill mode...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 6:03, archived)
# Haha, dance!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 6:15, archived)
# OMG...I can't change the channel!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 6:19, archived)
# I'm sure the smell inside got quite pongy when "dad" started enthusiastically thumping the side to "fix" it.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 6:31, archived)
# .......*MAYDAY*....S.O.S.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 6:36, archived)
# Nice
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 5:59, archived)
# He is quite friendly.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 6:11, archived)
# Hooray!
Happy octopus is exactly what I need to keep me going.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 6:50, archived)
# Yeah...forget this crazy world, if only for a moment!... :)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 6:54, archived)
# I just got woken up by stupid nurses about a patient in another hospital I don't even cover at night.
And now I can't get back to sleep :-(
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 6:59, archived)
# ha ha (just reading your sig.)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 7:02, archived)
# Yeah.. well.. don't tell my bosses
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 7:11, archived)
# They are the opposite of a happy octopus!...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 7:19, archived)
# Yes. Yes they are!
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 7:26, archived)
[challenge entry] mock!
(I helped save b3ta! Qwolf What can you do with out a dolly? ©, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 4:50, archived)
# hahahahahahha
the queen looks like a mad scientist :)
(JoePesky, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 4:53, archived)
# Yes.
Yes she does.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 5:55, archived)
# At least Quentin Crisp is still enjoying himself
(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 4:54, archived)
# Jack Nicholson!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 5:58, archived)
# MATT DAMON
(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 6:21, archived)
# MATT......................................................................................................
..........................................................................................................................................DAMON
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 7:00, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 6:51, archived)
# Extending window ledge is error
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 4:32, archived)
# haah
winnar :)
(JoePesky, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 4:33, archived)
# hahahaha
nicely.
(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 4:34, archived)
# They always fall for that.
Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 4:34, archived)
# Nicely done
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 4:35, archived)
# FUCK
If only his wife knew......
(JoePesky, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 4:42, archived)
# He has a hard life
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 4:43, archived)
# hahha
:) class
(JoePesky, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 4:46, archived)
# Brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 4:47, archived)
# I feel sorry for him now
(JoePesky, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 4:48, archived)
# Quick and dirty.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 5:14, archived)
# haha
AAA
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 5:33, archived)
# ROLF
hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 5:39, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 5:58, archived)
# Haha!
Only jst seen this; it's top
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 14:21, archived)
# Hahaha
Wow that's good.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 4:46, archived)
# is that a New York skyline?
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 4:50, archived)
# Portland apparently
I googled 'city scape' then traced it quickly.
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 4:58, archived)
# IS ERROR
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 5:06, archived)
# Heh
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 6:52, archived)
# Dirty Rp but slow ;)


EDIT seems most b3tans don't know the CLIT hahah 'kin 'ell
(JoePesky, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 4:32, archived)
# Ha. javalin and long jump don't mix
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 4:33, archived)
# What?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 5:57, archived)
# YEAH SSG
(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 3:54, archived)
# lol i hope you don't really think the clitoris is there lol
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 3:54, archived)
# Clit - or - ris?
(I helped save b3ta! Qwolf What can you do with out a dolly? ©, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 4:08, archived)
# Vagitation
(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 4:17, archived)
# Yeah, I know what a clitorisis is
right next to a nostril, innit.
(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 4:09, archived)
# What's this groove called...under my pubes.
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 4:11, archived)
# It's a foofoo
now stop playing with it or Jesus will fucking hate you.
(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 4:14, archived)
# games master
how can I keep fuckers like you from gamers.......?
(JoePesky, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 4:26, archived)
# Why does it have
an up-turned goat-nipple/clitoris?
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 3:56, archived)
# I've been husbanding it
(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 3:57, archived)
# If that is accurate that goat would be all the sexy.
Not to say that all goats are not sexy.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 3:58, archived)
# I'd certainly consider investing in a hinged cover
lock and key for it.
(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 4:00, archived)
# I just keep slapping her all over her body till she asks me to stop
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 4:02, archived)
# I'M IN THE MOOD TO WHIP YOUR BODY WITH A TYRE IRON
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 4:12, archived)
# That's not whipping, is it.
It's tyring. Or maybe ironing.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 4:13, archived)
# COON DOG GROUND HOG POOP LOG
THREE TIMES GOD DAMNIT
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 4:25, archived)
# HOUND DOG ONE TWO POONTANG TREE FROG POONTANG COON TOWN
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 4:29, archived)
# NOW YOU'RE COOKING!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 4:39, archived)
# AND THAT'S HOW WE LOCATE THE CLITORIS, KIDS
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 4:12, archived)
# lololololol
(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 4:13, archived)
# IT WAS ON THE TIP OF MY TONGUE
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 4:24, archived)
# That's some whole-body foreplay right there.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 4:14, archived)
# I have some instructional videos on rapidshare if you want them
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 4:36, archived)
# she is totally giving me the stink eye
 
HOW RUDE
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 4:23, archived)
# I think I just found your clitoris.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 6:52, archived)
# Sorry, nostril again
have another bash.
(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 6:54, archived)
# BAH!
If you'd let me have the lights on...
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 7:03, archived)
# Oh yer let's get this ball rolling
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 3:36, archived)
# that looks familiar
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 3:38, archived)
# JUST LIKE LOOKING IN A MIRROR HURRRRR
sorry, I had to get the obvious joke out of the way.
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 3:41, archived)
# HARRRRR
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 3:42, archived)
# I don't see any balls in this picture.
Much less any that are rolling.
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 3:38, archived)
# Well, if that's where you think the clitoris is...
than I'm glad I'm not your lover! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Thu 8 Oct 2009, 3:38, archived)
# My word!
This
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 3:40, archived)
# I'm really hoping that was part of the joke.
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 3:40, archived)
# Did I correctly guess where the pit of sarlacc was?
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 3:42, archived)
# I think that's the cloaca.
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 3:45, archived)
# It's a clitorus of a halibut as portrayed by Picasso.
b3ta biology and art lessons now taught nightly on the gayshift.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 3:43, archived)
# I like this answer.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 3:46, archived)
# Next up
UVULA: FACT OR FICTION?
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 3:46, archived)
# The uvula's real.
It's the female orgasm that's the myth.
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 3:47, archived)
# UVULA INDEED
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 3:47, archived)
# alright cowcat
(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 3:54, archived)
# That crab ladder isn't normal either you know. At least not on most women.
Glad I'm not your lover and stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 3:45, archived)
# gamesmaster
how can I get past level 3 on sonic?
(JoePesky, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 4:14, archived)
# that's not a clitoris, it's a leaky taint
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 3:50, archived)
# why has the clit moved?
ARE YOU KINKY?
(JoePesky, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 4:07, archived)
# heheh
never touched a clit hehhee loooool
(JoePesky, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 4:21, archived)
# VOTE FOR A CLUNGE!
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 7:17, archived)
#
horrid
(babbage eats pandas, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 3:27, archived)
# how could you do this to me?
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 3:29, archived)
# Oh no!
You have to be careful not to do that.
What ever you do, don't delete this now.
ed: Mission accomplished: www.b3ta.com/board/9729398
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 3:30, archived)
# Yeah, have fun with that.
I'm going to bed.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 3:33, archived)
#
fetid
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 3:37, archived)
#
afschuwelijk
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 4:09, archived)
# and this one time Steve McQueen went for a long ride with his good friend the baby polar bear.
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 4:29, archived)
# FAST AND DANGER
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 4:34, archived)
# Fuuuuuuu...
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 6:54, archived)
# Well, are you, punk?

(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 8:14, archived)
# eat me


(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 3:10, archived)
# Must I?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 3:11, archived)
# How many fucking times is my dipshit neighbor going to verify that his car alarm is set?!?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 3:13, archived)
# maybe you should test it for him like with a brick maybe
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 3:15, archived)
# That is doing funny things to my eyes.
In other news FRITZ HAS GONE
www.b3ta.com/talk/6478545
I haven't been here long enough to know if that's a bad thing or not.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 3:15, archived)
# do not be tempted by the ways of the /talk
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 3:16, archived)
# You mean it's all lies?
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 3:16, archived)
# He means it's all /talk
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 4:18, archived)
# Why must people do this?
If you have to leave, leave. Don't make a big production out of it.

Having said that, I'm tempted to do a massive flounce for shits and giggles. Not to leave for reals, just to see how much of a tit I can be.
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 3:43, archived)
# The eyebrows are the best part.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 3:21, archived)
# you might like the unabridged version
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 3:29, archived)
# I still haven't worked out how to do these.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 3:30, archived)
# 1) take a lopsided frontal face shot, save it. mirror it, and save a copy
b) then use a morphing application like sqirlz or morpheus to build the morph, and export the frames.

2) build a gif from the frames
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 3:39, archived)
# Thanks! I will try this soon.
I suspected that morphing software was involved.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 7:04, archived)
# Me neither - what is this technological magic Pedro's uncovered?
*awaits tutorial*
(I helped save b3ta! kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Thu 8 Oct 2009, 3:40, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 3:39, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 3:42, archived)
# he looks too excited, especially so if that's a police booking photo
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 3:51, archived)
# I assume it is.
Orange shirt and neutral background is standard for such.
Snagged the source off some board not too long after
you started using them to morph with. I had hoped it
would be odder than just the nose wiggle, but meh. [/;-D
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 3:56, archived)
# Haha
what a jolly fellow
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 4:19, archived)
# I read this as
"the eyebrows are best kept apart."
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 4:19, archived)
#
fUCKING dont do that.. Shh
(babbage eats pandas, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 3:25, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 1:22, archived)
# touch his purple balls
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 1:23, archived)
# hello!
(I helped save b3ta! Qwolf What can you do with out a dolly? ©, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 4:00, archived)
# mao has too many teeth
so i'm going to bed
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 1:32, archived)
# Puku was worth staying up for.
Shame.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 2:11, archived)
# Kanako has big teeth and blood type B
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 2:15, archived)
# Ooh, looks like it's been quite exciting over on talk.
Fritz has gone, amongst other things.
www.b3ta.com/talk/6478545
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 3:14, archived)
# Time for Tubby Bum-Bum.
*dances inanely in a circle making wanking motions and giggling*
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 1:50, archived)
# ahahahaha
AGAIN! AGAIN!
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 1:53, archived)
# I should re-do this one
 


since tasers don't really turn you blue
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 2:07, archived)
# Hahahaha
It's fine to use a little artistic license.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 2:09, archived)
# well the pig is tasering the brown faced one so I guess that is pretty accurate
 
I did watch a fair bit of teletubbies when I was a student
hated them at first but once you get hooked..
and the end theme is BANGING
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 2:20, archived)
# fuck it's really kicking in now
www.youtube.com/watch?v=j-nL1rTxrqM
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 2:25, archived)
# oh man I had forgotten about Dipsy's fucking pimp hat
www.youtube.com/watch?v=dDCtu8BDAi4
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 2:26, archived)
# wow!
...got me wondering wheres mah bitches
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 2:59, archived)
# Pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 2:29, archived)
# well no one told me about THIS
www.youtube.com/watch?v=IpDbZaeqsaM
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 2:32, archived)
# YO. Was on the related and is fun.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ac7umLlpmMo
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 2:33, archived)
# fuck yeah that is more my kind of beat
HORRORCORE
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 2:34, archived)
# I'm still looking for the end theme
but this is pretty sweet

www.youtube.com/watch?v=M2SFBLOI2aQ
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 2:37, archived)
[challenge entry] Is this any better?
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 2:44, archived)
# A fine variation.
Also clicked.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 2:48, archived)
# Thank you!
I'm very keen to get Rapitinui's opinion also as he recommended the changes.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 2:51, archived)
# he doesn't look all that happy for a guy with five dicks
or is it just one dick moving really fast?

by the way that web site is registered in the name of Soapbox Communications
www.soapboxcommunications.co.uk/
though they misspelled it as Soapox in the registration
also their address as Lonnon
and their graphic designer has the mildly amusing surname of Bonson-Johnson
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 2:51, archived)
# He is GOD. He is not supposed to look happy. He is supposed to look Omniscient and Impotent.
Nice research, I'm struggling to find out much about them.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 2:53, archived)
# the more I look at that guy the more I want to punch him
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 3:00, archived)
# I wouldn't, you'll get piss all over you.
I do agree that he looks extremely punchable though.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 3:01, archived)
# Client list included a real commie-pinko fag.
Which is nice. Puts a question mark on my assumption that
it is/was some tory toffs playing the same old games. Still
could be if they were being suborned by third hand cash.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 3:02, archived)
# it's still a fucking waste of time and THERE PROBABLY IS NO FUCKING LAP TOP
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 3:04, archived)
# Yes there is.
They've just changed the specifications slightly.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 3:06, archived)
# MINT
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 3:09, archived)
# Yes, it is.
And you can tell it's a Mac 'cos it doesn't have enough buttons.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 3:18, archived)
# I fear you may still be correct about both those points.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 3:20, archived)
# Do we have his e-mail address?
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 3:25, archived)
# Nice editing.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 2:50, archived)
# I didn't have egg and bacon
I had spreadable cheese on toats.

I should have put a curry in
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 1:55, archived)
# tsk tsk tsk
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 1:59, archived)
# That would be so useful right now.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 2:07, archived)
# Fuck Kaori is rough!
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 2:09, archived)
# Puku is cute though.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 2:09, archived)
#
andrewsullivan.theatlantic.com/.a/6a00d83451c45669e20120a61d7b4a970c-500wi
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 3:08, archived)
# Hahahaha
I love him and Trey
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 3:23, archived)
# Haha
excellent
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 4:51, archived)
[challenge entry] This should do it.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 1:17, archived)
# piss on a baby, for politics
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 1:20, archived)
#
politics fun
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 1:24, archived)
#
fun Great Justice!
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 2:06, archived)
#
Great Justice! Jesus.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 2:07, archived)
# now this, is good.
g'night all!
(Peter_G, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 1:22, archived)
# it's about time
someone made a wallpaper to fit my loverly widescreen monitor. Ta.
clicked
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 1:23, archived)
# Duly clicked.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 1:24, archived)
# *clicked*
Perfect.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 1:43, archived)
# I would just like to clarify what I had intended to convey with this picture.
What I have depicted here is how politicians metaphorically 'piss all over' those people who they are supposed to serve.
It is about their complete disrespect for us and for those who wish them to show some responsibility in their behaviour.
I used the image of a baby to demonstrate how helpless we are in the face of all this 'piss', some of which is even going in his eyes and mouth.
I hope that you all have the maturity to appreciate this picture in the way that it was intended.
EDIT: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA IT'S ON THE FUCKING POPULAR PAGE
I'm going to be b&, aren't I?
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 1:50, archived)
# needs more piss
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 1:52, archived)
# Sorry
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 2:11, archived)
# needs more PISSING BLOOD AND PUKING OUT THE EYES
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 2:21, archived)
# DONE
www.b3ta.com/board/9730564
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 2:45, archived)
[challenge entry] :)

Thinking of entering it for this.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 1:10, archived)
# pfft
entering
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 1:13, archived)
# a black hole
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 1:17, archived)
# Non-Doctor Who....
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 1:15, archived)
# Haha, why didn't I think of that?
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 1:17, archived)
# You did really - subconsciously...
:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 1:18, archived)
# Haha. In the absence of a new image challenge again, we should all do entries for the CBBC one.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 1:17, archived)
# mine has got butons for when the docter has to prest the butons to get to the past witch is got gosts in it
an it has on buton that maker HIM SUPER DOCTER WITH CAPE AN LES LAY LEI ZAP EYES
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 1:22, archived)
# And that lovely entry comes from Shada, who is, er, 20 and a half.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 1:24, archived)
# Worthy of my new WOO! I'd reckon
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 1:22, archived)
# Your woo deserves a woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 1:26, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 2:12, archived)
# .

(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 0:14, archived)
# ROR
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 0:15, archived)
# I just wasted 5 minutes
retrieving my photobucket details so I could link to this picture from there. I did it for you, cos you said you couldn't see b3ta hosted pix. In the end, I couldn't link to photobucket anyway so left the original. And it seems you CAN see it after all. I'm confused...
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 0:21, archived)
# You're sweet, llort.
Is that ll pronounced in the Welsh way, because if so your name is a really unpleasant sound.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 0:22, archived)
# Not when followed by a melodious *Ding!*
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 0:23, archived)
# It's a good job my gf has gone to bed,
or she'd climb down your internets and punch you. She's Welsh. I'm not, I just like writing sdrawkcab.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 0:24, archived)
# I say Llanelli as lan-ell-ee to annoy the welsh.
Nobody calls Paris "Paree" or Barcelona "Barthelona", why should I have to expend effort going "Klllrgh"? Exactly.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 0:27, archived)
# I say Paree and Barthelona.
But only if I am speaking French or Spanish respectively.

If not I call them stupid smelly foreign places!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 0:29, archived)
# Yeah! Abroad's a nice enough place, but it's full of foreigners!
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 0:29, archived)
# Try:
'Scheveningen'

That foxes most Brit-folk.

(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 0:31, archived)
# I'll just shorten it to ning.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 0:33, archived)
# Yeah, but that's in Flevoland...
You'd get awfully lost.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 0:34, archived)
# Nigngigngngngnongles, Zeltder!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 0:34, archived)
# ^ needs more CAPITALS
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 0:36, archived)
# No, I don't understand the point you're trying to make.
Again.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 0:37, archived)
# My legal people will be in touch.
Don't you worry.

Edit: Actually, just move on.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 0:39, archived)
# GAY.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 0:39, archived)
# The prosecution rests.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 0:40, archived)
# Nonglypoos Tattly!!
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 0:38, archived)
# *clicks*
Nicely, sir! Sir sir!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 0:38, archived)
#
Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 0:43, archived)
# *applauds loudly from the wings*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 0:43, archived)
# If I bug you, feel free to ignore me instead of making snide comments, k?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 0:45, archived)
# oh please....
There's really no need. I'm sorry, ok?

Edit: the same applies, also.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 0:47, archived)
# A cat!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 0:44, archived)
# or
s'Hertogenbosch...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 0:33, archived)
# "SCHMERGMERMINGEN"
I'll just call it schevje for amusment
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 0:40, archived)
# I spent 4 hours driving around Dolgellau
asking people where doll-ger-low was. None of them knew.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 0:31, archived)
# never mind that shite
was trying to get to stoke once

"Where's stoke"
"stoke?"
"yeah, stoke?"
"stoke?"
"yeah.."
"oh you mean STOAYHKE"

bah!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 0:42, archived)
# He's lead you a merry dance.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 0:22, archived)
# That's very thoughtful of you.
I can't see anything on www2.b3ta.com/host/creative
Other b3ta servers seem to be OK
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 0:23, archived)
# Well that's okay then.
I don't see why people don't just use the easy 'image mode' thingy anyway instead of all this linking.
But then, I'm still a bit of a _________.
shit, my vocabulary has failed me again. One of those old-fashioned people who don't like progress. From the industrial revolution times. What are they called....
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 0:30, archived)
# ISAMBARD KINGDOM BRUNELS
Oh wait, he did like progress.
Sorry, can't help you.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 0:33, archived)
# no....
the people who used to break his things and smash up factories. It's a really common word, I just forgot it.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 0:34, archived)
# GODZILLAS?
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 0:35, archived)
# that's it
thanks
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 0:36, archived)
#
fart.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 0:34, archived)
# apart from that
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 0:35, archived)
# I like to play guess the word.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 0:36, archived)
# It makes it easier if you stick to real words.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 0:36, archived)
# You're thinking inside the box. I'm thinking all around the box.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 0:37, archived)
# Aaaaaaall around my box will I wear a tiny mammal
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 0:39, archived)
# All around my ARSE.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=BhNXJGmcqNI
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 0:42, archived)
# I've made the box into a makeshift robot disguise.
But still can't remember
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 0:40, archived)
#
bumder.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 0:35, archived)
# LUDDITE
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 0:39, archived)
# YES !!!!!
I kept thinking 'lollard', but they were religious types from the middle ages. Thank you.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 0:41, archived)
# Personally I think they should be known as Ludders.
It sounds infinitely more amusing :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 0:46, archived)
# maybe
but it sounds like it might be short for Ludney
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 0:51, archived)
# Ao is a stupid name.
I'm going outside for a smoke.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 0:22, archived)
# She's very plain.
I notice all of the pictures are at night now. Do you think the pictures were all taken at that time? That'd be interesting.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 0:23, archived)
# I thought the whole thing was 'live'.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 0:24, archived)
# That suggests it's incredibly easy to find reasonably good looking women within a minute on the streets of Japan.
I shall go there and conduct further experiments.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 0:28, archived)
# if you change the time on your computer, it changes the picture.
I was hoping though, that around 2.30 it would start being pictures of drunk japanese girls on a night out.

don't think it works like that though :(
(Sobric scruffle me nuts, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 0:29, archived)
# I suppose a positive of this is the photographer doesn't have to take 120 photos of tramps in the early hours.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 0:30, archived)
# Give me my damn magazine ticket!
Can't you see I'm busy drinking snack sweets?
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 0:16, archived)
# Your one stop shop for DRINK SNACK SWEETS MAGAZINE TICKETs.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 0:17, archived)
# She needs to buy longer socks.
The ones she has don't seem to fit.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 0:24, archived)
# LIS?
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 0:27, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 0:28, archived)
# Little tip for you all
So you don't waste the best part of 3 hours:

When typing 'Japanese schoolgirls' into Google, make sure Safesearch is set to Strict.

oh, and if you want English girls, use co.uk instead of .com
(I helped save b3ta! gingerfreak Why? Why not., Thu 8 Oct 2009, 0:29, archived)
# I know that feeling.
I was looking for some long hair to make an image with and came across this beauty: 4.bp.blogspot.com/_azb7-z33VWA/SPsv488X5vI/AAAAAAAAaLE/Ij6RrZ_PTXM/s400/61.jpg

WARNING: WILL TURN STRAIGHT MEN GAY
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 0:49, archived)
# phwoar!
Also: 0;28 is wearing suspenders!!!1
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 0:30, archived)
# Hiro off heroes is on there now
He's changed.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 0:32, archived)
# Aichi is my favourite.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 0:30, archived)
# Risa looks like my mate's ex that I always fancied.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 0:31, archived)
# i did not save this rink to my raptop
prease terr me what it is
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 0:35, archived)
# http://www.bijint.com/en/
www.bijint.com/en/
www.bijint.com/en/
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 0:36, archived)
# Awww, Aitan likes kitties!
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 0:37, archived)
# D'aw!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 0:39, archived)
# Yoshimi was just on a second ago!
Sadly there were no pink robots in sight.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 0:41, archived)
# 0.43 has the cutest squint.
And she's a "businessman."
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 0:45, archived)
# Non has a big nose.
Not that I can talk.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 0:48, archived)
# Bugger. I missed her.
But a Japanese girl with a big nose? Does such a mythical creature exist?
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 0:52, archived)
# Aaargh, Aya is a fucking troll
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 1:05, archived)
# Ran Ogata at 0:49 is a 'restaurant'
Curious country.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 0:50, archived)
# I would happily eat there.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 0:55, archived)
#
ありがとうございました
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 0:42, archived)
# He ain't afraid of no orange fencing
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 0:51, archived)
[challenge entry] Classy art house porn
(I helped save b3ta! rduke "you can buy most things in most shops", Thu 8 Oct 2009, 0:11, archived)
# ^ needs more Monica Bellucci
as does everything

Edit:
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 0:13, archived)
# I need a hug
and don't you be pretending you ain't gonna enjoy it too!
*glomps*
*daintily*
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 0:15, archived)
# *takes gently in arms*
*waltzes round the room*

*fondles a bit*

*gently pecks on cheek*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 0:16, archived)
# I don't suppose you have an evening free tomorrow, Friday or next Thursday/Friday?
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 0:19, archived)
# For you ma'am, nearly always...
but this weekend, I have a visiting brother to entertain...

Next week is good, though!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 0:21, archived)
# Awesome!
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 0:37, archived)
# He's not a happy fuhrer
(Azrepheal Just cos Im pure evil, doesnt make me a bad person, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 0:08, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 0:09, archived)
# Pfft!
While loading it looked like he was a victim of Noel's Gunge Tank
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 0:11, archived)
# Ein Volk... Ein Reich...
EIN HOUSE-PARTY!
(Azrepheal Just cos Im pure evil, doesnt make me a bad person, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 0:17, archived)
# Dies ist ein Kunst Angriff,..
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 0:20, archived)
# Er...
..der... Blobbich blobbich?

Sorry, despite being half-Austrian thats about the extent of my German vocabulary.
(Azrepheal Just cos Im pure evil, doesnt make me a bad person, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 0:21, archived)
# HAHAHAHA!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 0:30, archived)
[challenge entry] scooting around the country eh?
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 0:03, archived)
# there's probably no laptop
 
nice dog though
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 0:05, archived)
# Are you suggesting that we should vote for a dog with worms?
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 0:07, archived)
# Depends
What's his policy on immigration?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 0:09, archived)
# He likes it, he thinks it's good.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 0:12, archived)
# Whoever's elected is going to wish they simply were a do with worms...
...it'd be a far more fun place.

Aside from the need for closure and ceremony of the neverending comp, why's there not a new image challenge?
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 0:26, archived)
# New challenge day is thursday.
It is due to the gradual deceleration in the earth's spin. Unfortunately by 2050 each competition will last for 7 months.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 0:31, archived)
# ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 1:05, archived)
# i bet that feels awesome
/if i were a dog
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 0:36, archived)
[challenge entry]
(Med, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 23:47, archived)
# Haha
Why 'Med'?
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 0:00, archived)
# Mai's not too bad for the midnight slot.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 0:02, archived)
# No no, midnight was Atsuko
She is older than the rest of them but she'd drawn a little puppy face in the first 0
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 0:03, archived)
# SEE? SHE'S BACK AGAIN
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 0:03, archived)
# I wish she'd lose the furry thing
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 0:04, archived)
# Not for me, dude. Are there several pictures for every time?
dude. Are there several pictures for every time?imgur.com/j47qn.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 0:04, archived)
# Weird... I guess there must be.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 0:05, archived)
# This makes discussing them much harder.
I currently have: 0:07 Anna
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 0:07, archived)
# WHAAAAAT?
Hang on, is it going by the time on your computer then? I think you're a minute ahead of me.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 0:08, archived)
# Yeah, I guess it must be since it's our time zone.
0:10 Ganchan. Nice fringe.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 0:10, archived)
# I'm still on 0.09
Bah
I DON'T WANT YOUR SLOPPY SECONDS
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 0:10, archived)
# Treat coming up at 0:12
Cyaki. Top B blood crumpet.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 0:12, archived)
# Hmmm
Her smile at 0:13 has put me off a little.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 0:14, archived)
# Shi may be the face I can't forget
The trace of pleasure or regret
May be my treasure or the price I have to pay
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 0:17, archived)
#
It's just the first half of my last name, hence what people have abbreviated my name to.

Unfortunately, I wasn't born with a name like Fucksockskittenflaps which would've lent itself to much better usernames
(Med, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 0:19, archived)
# B3TA GRAFFITI

:D
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 23:47, archived)
# Ooh
Spray this on a wall somewhere an take a photo! :D

Although those green bits look a little out of place.
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 23:52, archived)
# You keep putting it up theyll keep taking it down


Click for bigger (161 kb)
(Frogcloset (noun), Thu 8 Oct 2009, 0:00, archived)
# ha ha
that's brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 0:07, archived)
# haha
:D thats ace
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 0:10, archived)
# Yo . . . I see my spray on the wall now . . . right on . . . Gang Up !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 19:11, archived)

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