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# *sigh*


real Cloud Drawn Cock.
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 15:30, archived)
# lovely
newsletter is apt this week

b3ta.com/newsletter/issue404/
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 15:31, archived)
# yes
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 15:34, archived)
# shut up
stop spamming the board with your fucking shit, im sick of it...
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 15:35, archived)
# no
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 15:36, archived)
# I recently discovered if you draw some lines and points in a certain way, you can see a face
it's quite amazing
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 15:34, archived)
# -_-
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 15:36, archived)
# the invoice for using my copyrighted technique is now on its way
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 15:37, archived)
# 0_o
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 15:42, archived)
# damn, I forgot to mention ellipses in the application
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 15:43, archived)
# \o/
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 15:50, archived)
# nice sky giraffe
page from my skecthbook, won't take a thread for it so it can go here...

(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 15:38, archived)
# lovely
it reminds me of the old moomin artwork
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 15:43, archived)
# :)
ta
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 15:56, archived)
# I like it lots
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 16:11, archived)
# dont shoot !
I have bewbies !

(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 15:22, archived)
# Cap her
That mouth's asking for it!
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 15:23, archived)
# Too close for guns, I'm switching to hammers...
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 15:24, archived)
# ^ :D
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 15:28, archived)
# I only kill professionals.
That girl didn't know one end of a rifle from another.

I can think of nothing else to add to this
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 15:25, archived)
# Some linguini, perhaps?
Just a thought. Also - Afternoon!
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 15:26, archived)
# noons
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 15:27, archived)
# Greetings, hail and Hello!
:D
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 15:28, archived)
# Hello Grunty Futtocks!
:D
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 15:36, archived)
# *fondles highly appropriately*
Good Afternoon, Ma'am!
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 15:39, archived)
# aaaaaaaaarggh!!!
That must be the only time where the addition of boobs doesn't help an image :(
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 15:25, archived)
# Ah
You've seen my holiday albums then.
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 15:25, archived)
# Not sure about that...
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 15:49, archived)
# OH GOD I'M BLIND
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 16:05, archived)
# Now thats...
sexy




What?
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 15:30, archived)
# Dark Side Zippy


Just got back from pub and isn’t he darkly woo
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 15:18, archived)
# hehe
George as Jabba
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 15:22, archived)
# bungle as chewie
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 15:27, archived)
# That is fucking superb!
*HUGE CLICK*

(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 15:22, archived)
# *applauds loudly from the wings*
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 15:24, archived)
# HEEEEEYYYYYYY!!!!!!
how's you fella!!???
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 15:25, archived)
# *waves*
I'm on top of the world, my fine fellow! I trust you're well?

Muse at the o2 last night, Fucking Awesome!!!!
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 15:27, archived)
# Brill...
...now you're back! Hope you enjoyed the concert? I'm fine ta matey
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 15:40, archived)
# *ahem*
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 15:58, archived)
# *jealouses*
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 15:41, archived)
# Sorry...
:(
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 16:03, archived)
# HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHhahahahahahahahaaha!
WINWINWINWINWINWINWINWINWINWINWINWINWINWINWINWINWINWINWINWINWINWINWINWINWINWINWINWIN
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 15:29, archived)
# Err, sorry...
Did you say 'win'?
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 15:29, archived)
[challenge entry] Sauron cared about teenagers in Mordor.
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 15:16, archived)
# I dunno, those spikes don't look very teenager-friendly
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 15:18, archived)
# needs moar chinese guy on skateboard
*click*
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 15:18, archived)
[challenge entry] Da da der der da der der...
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 15:08, archived)
# Little House under the Prairie?
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 15:09, archived)
# is that Haley Joel Osment on the right?
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 15:10, archived)
# Holy sh-
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 15:28, archived)
# ahahaa
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 15:12, archived)
# Oi!
You're not a nana!
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 15:34, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Needs more Von Trapped ;)
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 15:09, archived)
# I'm in a toap mood today...
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 15:09, archived)
# I always thought it was something like this anyway
That Michael landon just has that look about him
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 15:10, archived)
# hehe
needs more incest
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 15:10, archived)
# Oh dear!
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 15:11, archived)
# hahahah christ
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 15:12, archived)
# SPAAAAAAAANG!!!
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 15:13, archived)
# *groans*
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 15:14, archived)
# Hahahaha!
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 15:33, archived)
# Ooh sloooooow board.
Time to feed the gerbil.

/Gere
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 15:12, archived)
# hahahaha!
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 15:25, archived)
# JP!!!!!!!!!
How are you sir? Are you all better now? \O/ *Glees*
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 15:32, archived)
# Rockin' out, thanks....
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 15:37, archived)
# I'd wear them....

(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 15:04, archived)
# Arf!
Nice one dude, you're now only 1 or 2 kb in the red ;)
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 15:04, archived)
# quite possibly the greatest fashion disaster I have ever seen
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 15:05, archived)
# really? :D
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 15:06, archived)
# I thought she was being eaten by a giant clam initially.
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 15:07, archived)
# it's just a varicose vein
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 15:10, archived)
# Fucks sake
That's cruelty to horses that is :(
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 15:08, archived)
# I wonder how many marine gastropods had to die for that :(
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 15:11, archived)
# wtf?
attack of the giant hair scrunchie...

(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 15:13, archived)
# I don't understand what I am seeing
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 15:20, archived)
# I see that and raise you:
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 15:22, archived)
# *has nightmare*
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 15:30, archived)
# What?
What?

And, what?
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 15:22, archived)
# Well I think she looks faaaaabulous.
/I'm SO CARRIE!!1!! blog
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 15:24, archived)
# Beautiful.
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 15:35, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 15:05, archived)
# MAY INDUCE SWOLLEN LEGS
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 15:06, archived)
# Hahahaha...
Wonderful!
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 15:07, archived)
# hahhahahaha...how random
Is that the actor Peter Egan?
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 15:08, archived)
# they also make your legs see-through
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 15:08, archived)
[challenge entry] q&d
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 14:58, archived)
[challenge entry] I found this, I think it should win the compo....
HAPPY HOUSEWARMING!

(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 14:57, archived)
# hahaha
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 14:59, archived)
# He doesn't just knock down building you know ;)
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 15:00, archived)
# :)
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 14:59, archived)
# It turns out he was just making space for new build ;)
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 15:00, archived)
# arf!
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 15:00, archived)
# Yay for challenge injokes ;)
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 15:01, archived)
# haha
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 15:00, archived)
# If in doubt,
revert to what you know best ;)
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 15:01, archived)
# I know what you mean
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 15:04, archived)
# Cock!
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 15:04, archived)
# This would work well as a clock.
Except you'd have to slow it down a bit and make it go the other way.
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 15:06, archived)
# Actually,
it is almost exactly one second a rotation :D
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 15:07, archived)
# Ok, so maybe his cock can count the seconds and then pubes can appear on his left and right balls to represent the hours and minutes.
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 15:08, archived)
# Well yeah,
as long as you have a need for a clock that only counts up to six hours ;)
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 15:09, archived)
# 5, surely?
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 15:11, archived)
# Who's ever heard of having 5 pubes?
3 on each ball is the law man!
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 15:12, archived)
# Well then you could only have 3 hours. And three minutes.
It may have to tell the time in binary :-/
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 15:13, archived)
# Ah yes,
my mistake. I did not read the minutes part of your sentence.

Talking of binary, I went to a lecture yesterday about Maths, and one of the lecturers actually made the old 10 people who understand binary joke ;)
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 15:16, archived)
# I'm not sure I've heard that joke.
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 15:17, archived)
# There are 10 kinds of people in the world.
Those who understand binary, and those who don't.
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 15:19, archived)
# I thought that joke only worked when written down.
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 15:22, archived)
# helicockter
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 15:43, archived)
# Hahaha, you silly.
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 15:03, archived)
# He gets such a bad press on here :(
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 15:05, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 15:04, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 15:05, archived)
# yeah...
i dont understand
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 15:18, archived)
# Jesus H Fucking Corbett!
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 15:20, archived)
# :)
i like Hulk Hogan

"I am a real american!"

Yes Hulk. Yes you are
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 15:30, archived)
[challenge entry] The Hills are Alive With the Sound Of...

are ye looking at my tits ya wee cnut?

(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 14:55, archived)
# what tits?
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 14:55, archived)
# How do you solve a problem like Buckie?
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 14:58, archived)
# hahaha braw :)
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 15:01, archived)
# *obligatory pea*

(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 15:03, archived)
# Rubs knees Vic Reeves-style
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 15:04, archived)
# real LOL

*click*
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 15:13, archived)
#
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 15:21, archived)
# hehehehehehehe!
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 15:09, archived)
# haha
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 15:14, archived)
# love it :D
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 15:19, archived)
# pffft
Chunderbirds more like
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 15:27, archived)
# I'm gonna pea this here BECAUSE I FUCKING WANT TO
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 15:16, archived)
# hahahahahaha!
That face suits so well
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 15:23, archived)
[challenge entry] and don't forget to wash behind your ears!
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 14:54, archived)
# Ash!
I love these films.
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 14:55, archived)
# also: CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARIES!
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 14:58, archived)
# Hahahaha
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 14:59, archived)
#
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 14:51, archived)
# EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 14:54, archived)
#
it's actually a celebration of the nature of life
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 14:55, archived)
# its actually an EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 15:01, archived)
#
maybe.
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 15:03, archived)
# O.K., but I'm not wearing a dress.
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 14:55, archived)
# o o
   ####
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 14:57, archived)
# Yay!
\o/
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 14:59, archived)
# Sorry...
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 14:47, archived)
# arf! :)
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 14:48, archived)
# haha
Quackers you are
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 14:48, archived)
# hahahaha!
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 14:48, archived)
# or my pathetic attempt at an art
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 14:49, archived)
# send him the bill.
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 14:49, archived)
# Haha
RL Duckula
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 14:49, archived)
# *fears*
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 14:52, archived)
# "He'll pull out the transom"!
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 14:50, archived)
# QUACK!

(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 14:51, archived)
# :)
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 15:52, archived)
[challenge entry] Dinolols
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 14:47, archived)
# Laura Dern's legs
that is all.
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 14:51, archived)
# laura dern reckons she was 26 when she made that movie
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 15:30, archived)
# they clearly aren't
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 14:40, archived)
# pfft
*waits for some pedant to wade in about a dalek not being a droid*
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 14:46, archived)
# Daleks aren't droids you fool.
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 14:48, archived)
# haha


my source image was a bit washed out though
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 14:47, archived)
# mine too, its been restretched, jiggered, noised up, blurred, sharpened and hung out to dry

twice :D
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 14:55, archived)
# "Well, one is from Lost In Space, and the other is a plastic replica of the droid you are looking for."
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 14:54, archived)
[challenge entry] No apologies for beebmashing...
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 14:38, archived)
# is she dead yet?

/ac
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 14:39, archived)
# Funny you should ask...
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 14:40, archived)
# You fucking tease :(
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 14:44, archived)
# damn those canadians playing with our emotions
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 14:49, archived)
# is she alive yet?
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 14:48, archived)
# what is the lifespan of a T-800?
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 14:52, archived)
# Can anyone else see an almost-swastika over the Middle East?
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 14:43, archived)
# Old Saggy Tatcher

(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 14:45, archived)
# Mr.Morgan again....
...he's just horrifying.
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 14:46, archived)
# The inspiration behind Dr Whos Davros!
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 14:48, archived)
# Jesus that gives me the fear...
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 14:48, archived)
[challenge entry] Hello, Dr. Jones
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 14:30, archived)
# hahahahahaha!
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 14:31, archived)
# Halt! Gleestapo!
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 14:33, archived)
# Ahahahaha
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 14:33, archived)
# Aaaaaaaaaaaa....
hahahaha
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 14:35, archived)
# Hehe :P
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 14:35, archived)
# How this was not FP'd I don't know!
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 14:35, archived)
# Didn't even make the popular page. Maybe it's too crude for B3ta :P
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 14:37, archived)
# pffh
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 14:39, archived)
# Arf!
This joke should make the popular page ;)
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 14:43, archived)
# hahahaha!
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 14:48, archived)
# hahaha, the temple of dung
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 14:36, archived)
# O_O
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 14:37, archived)
# Melt his face!
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 14:33, archived)
# Yay!
I had a similar one somewhere from American History X, with a smiley tattoo, but can't find it now. Ah well.
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 14:37, archived)
# this is no amulet to the tomb of the ancients! its a 1988 rave necklace!
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 14:41, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 14:28, archived)
# heh :)
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 14:38, archived)
# Green is not his color...is it?
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 14:39, archived)
# Oops...I wound it up too much...
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 14:27, archived)
# hahahaha
that's clickety-woo
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 14:29, archived)
# wheee :)
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 14:29, archived)
# Haha!
Lovely!
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 14:30, archived)
# Tanks!
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 14:41, archived)
# Click!
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 14:45, archived)
# Tightly wound tank abounds !
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 17:02, archived)
[challenge entry] Pass it around T!
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 14:24, archived)
#
awesome! nice work!
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 14:25, archived)
# Cheers ; )
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 14:49, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Crumple faced wench!
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 14:26, archived)
# she got man hands.
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 14:28, archived)
# I'll wager these dainty pinkies never weighed anchor in a storm.
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 14:29, archived)
# Well....... she had a mans face as well!
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 14:33, archived)
# Tell her to give it back...she's getting it all wrinkled.
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 14:43, archived)
# Yo Sista T!
It's 2 tokes and pass, ya greedy bitch!
;) Nice work J man
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 14:28, archived)
# Thanks Q4!
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 14:50, archived)
# She likes squeezing her puppies too.....

(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 14:29, archived)
# You do know that we are going to hell for this!
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 14:32, archived)
# DW..
..She's prob there already bofting Princess Di :)
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 14:33, archived)
# Hahahaha...
*Click*
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 14:40, archived)
# Ta Ninj
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 14:51, archived)
# haha
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 14:48, archived)
[challenge entry] Pacifist my arse....
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 14:19, archived)
# Alf Garnett?
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 14:21, archived)
# He does look rather a lot like him, but no.
That famous Indian Restaurant entrepreneur Mahatma Gandhi.
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 14:23, archived)
# no, Enola Gay, can't you read?
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 14:24, archived)
# I thought it was Steven Hawking
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 14:27, archived)
# Homophobe
{;-)
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 14:22, archived)
# Arf!
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 14:23, archived)
# Hahahaha...
Where's tha bin lad?? :)
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 14:24, archived)
# :D
Just moved house and I have no laptop. Just home for a bit to pick up some bits and bobs.
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 14:25, archived)
# save some bobs for us
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 14:26, archived)
# Consider yourself Bobbed!
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 14:26, archived)
# Ooh Lovely!
Hope you all settle in nicely :)
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 14:28, archived)
# Yeah, not bad.
Just rubbish having to buy things like crockery and shit.
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 14:34, archived)
# Over in the corner, full of rubbish...
Oh-ho-ho-ho.
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 14:31, archived)
# Gandhiroshimahatma?
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 14:24, archived)
# Yes.
Or maybe not....
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 14:26, archived)
# That plane has the same name as a song by OMD.
what a coincidink
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 14:28, archived)
# No fuck'n way?
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 14:28, archived)
# Just drop the damn bomb.
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 14:28, archived)
# Hate the sin, love the sinner!
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 14:36, archived)

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