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# Prease?
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 0:48, archived)
#
非常好！！！
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 0:55, archived)
# what's the translation?
"lacist?"
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 0:56, archived)
#
translate.google.com/#zh-CN
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 0:57, archived)
# 谢谢您
edit: wtf? Never mind--thanks :P
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 1:00, archived)
# b3ta is racist by construction.
我觉得培根很好吃
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 1:02, archived)
# I feel very good to eat pig twat
except during hanukkah
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 1:05, archived)
#
In Chinese 入肉 is slang for "to have sex with"

入 means enter.

肉 means meat.

Stay classy, China.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 1:06, archived)
# Sex with meat enter china?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 1:12, archived)
# border crossing sign
To Enter China, You must have sex with (unspecified) meat
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 1:13, archived)
# Burgerry!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 1:15, archived)
# as in Burggery King
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 1:17, archived)
# make mine a whopper
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 1:36, archived)
# We had one once,
but the wheels fell off.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 1:10, archived)
# wheels are good too
if you don't mind messing with the spokes
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 1:12, archived)
# ror
(OneForTheRoad man under glass, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 0:58, archived)
# I would post a photo if B3tards was working
so instead:
www.foodnut.com/i/Fook-Yuen-Sea-Food-Dim-Sum-Millbrae/sm/Fook-Yuen-Dim-Sum-Millbrae-Exterior.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 3:45, archived)
# Why are you looking at a picture of my dog?


Sorry, but we had a blast in the 12 or inches of snow today.
(I helped save b3ta! Art101 You all have an unhealthy and morbid fascination, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 0:48, archived)
# It's got a long nose
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 0:52, archived)
# i see jesus if I zoom in really deep
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 0:52, archived)
# did you extend your username?
or are you not Pedro Hin?
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 0:56, archived)
# I am pedro hin
I changed it for the season
My possibly off-the-beaten-path responses on the board were due to the fact that I was stuck at the PC shop extra late today.

I am home now. AHHHH!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 1:41, archived)
# You are cleared to take the shot. Repeat, cleared to take the shot.

Source
Would anyone like a piece of Bournville Orange choccy before it all goes?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 0:45, archived)
# Yes please!
Nice deer(?)
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 0:48, archived)
# I would like to see this moose shoot some hunters
:)
(JoePesky, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 0:48, archived)
# Perhaps I should hide the moose calf antlers sitting on the top of my microwave oven, then
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 0:50, archived)
# Holy crap, It'a a sniper moose!
*fears*
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 0:53, archived)
# That's pronounced
SMOOSE.. be afraid.. be VERY afraid...
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 1:21, archived)
# Mark Wahlberg is looking well
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Wed 9 Dec 2009, 0:56, archived)
# Irish Budget tomorrow too..
It's going to be a real 80s style slasher :eek:



click for bigness
(OneForTheRoad man under glass, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 0:32, archived)
# Put the chainsaw down, Bertie Ahern, put it down.
(I helped save b3ta! greedydave cries when he wanks, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 0:34, archived)
# Aaaaargh!
Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 0:38, archived)
# Pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 0:41, archived)
# Robbie Williams has gained a bit of weight, it seems
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 0:46, archived)
# I always thought there was something Herman Munster about him
www.belfasttelegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00060/brian-lenihan_60062a.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Wed 9 Dec 2009, 0:55, archived)
# I've always thought that about Kevin Warwick
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 0:57, archived)
# Only 24 hours of terror?
Nicely done :)
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Wed 9 Dec 2009, 0:57, archived)
[challenge entry] The devil made me do it


re-lurks
(Featheredfish 's life needs an undo key., Wed 9 Dec 2009, 0:27, archived)
# This is rather good!
(I helped save b3ta! greedydave cries when he wanks, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 0:32, archived)
# It is indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 0:38, archived)
# no THIS
is rathergood

That's amazingly great!
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 0:46, archived)
# fankoo
You're all to kind drunked.
: )
(Featheredfish 's life needs an undo key., Wed 9 Dec 2009, 0:52, archived)
[challenge entry]
(Faye Tality, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 0:25, archived)
# Is he holding a water-pistol?
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 0:27, archived)
# That's Barty Crouch Jr.
that is...
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 1:27, archived)
# CRYSTAL METH PRESENTS: Owls in bobble hats #6
Photobucket
Ok, I know it's stretching the dfinition of "bobble hat" a bit, but doesn't he look snug?

Owl 1
Owl 2
Owl 3
Owls 4 and 5
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 0:11, archived)
# He certainly does look smug
but needs moar croissant

Actually, this is very cute
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 0:13, archived)
#
Mouse croissants, for the discerning Strix varia.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 0:22, archived)
# that is a most excellently engineered bird
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 0:25, archived)
# ^^^--disregard this post
HA HA HAAA!!!! Gnops bird!
www.owling.com/barrd7.htm
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 0:28, archived)
# Pfft, yes!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 0:29, archived)
# That just oozes "cosy"
I think some pet charity should give you a medal or award or something for making wild birds nice and warm and stylish.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 0:15, archived)
# Hmm, that's a thought...
Tomorrow I'll email a falconry centre ortwo and demand medals.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 0:18, archived)
# i believe you'll find it's
or two
: p
*just kidding* x x
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Wed 9 Dec 2009, 0:30, archived)
# fnigers tierd
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 0:35, archived)
# I approve
Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 0:15, archived)
# Ahhhhhh, kittin! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 0:17, archived)
# BOBBIL HAT
I need sleep
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 0:22, archived)
# D'aaaawww, that's lovely! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 0:15, archived)
# Cheers!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 0:19, archived)
# Superb
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 0:19, archived)
# Ta :)
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 0:20, archived)
# Like a seasonal dogs in snoods.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 0:21, archived)
# Oh, bugger!
Needs more bobbles.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 0:23, archived)
# Yipee! Owls in snoods!
(I helped save b3ta! greedydave cries when he wanks, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 0:25, archived)
# Snuggly owls are good owls.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 0:28, archived)
# YAY!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 0:26, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 0:28, archived)
# You, owls and bobble hats are a fluffy combination.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Wed 9 Dec 2009, 0:59, archived)
# *fluffs* :)
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 1:09, archived)
# Ben told me he'd write me a blues ballad on the piano if I did this.

Click for bigger
He's called Glove Guy because he owns a pair of gloves.
Imaginative, I know.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 23:57, archived)
# they call me 'The Cruiser'
...because I like fast cars and fast women

Pic looks good too!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 23:59, archived)
# I read that as 'pie looks good too'.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 0:07, archived)
# Nice vector, shame about the haircut ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 23:59, archived)
# Oh leave off, he has lovely hair ;D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 0:01, archived)
# Oi, Glove Guy
Get a haircut, you scruff!

In other news, I went out this evening and had some rather nice Thai food. Nyom.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 0:04, archived)
# Awesome :D
Just below the bottom of that vector, Ben is holding a pot noodle.
I don't think that counts, but hey.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 0:05, archived)
# They call me Scoopzilla
because I'm large and I like ice cream*...

May not be true
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 0:02, archived)
# That does give your 'nom de b3ta' a new meaning
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 0:03, archived)
# It's really an old nickname
I used to be the ONLY scoopzilla on the web, until some rapper douche took it.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 0:08, archived)
# i was going to say 'kill him'
...but that would only make him more famous.

now if you arrange to have yourself killed, you might stand a better chance at fame.

can I get your cooperation on this?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 0:11, archived)
# Yeah, look at him
What a silly-looking rapper!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 0:13, archived)
# HA HA!
I'm so tough, yo... reading a book...
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 0:22, archived)
# Scoop Dogggy Dogggg?
In the hizzozzle...
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 0:14, archived)
# What no I didn't
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 0:03, archived)
# That is rather ace dude
Hope it's a cool ballard :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 0:05, archived)
# I'm sure it will be :P
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 0:11, archived)
# Lip ring or messy eater? :P
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 0:09, archived)
# Lip ring :P
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 0:11, archived)
# Nicely
I like the choice of colours.
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 0:12, archived)
# Thanks :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 0:14, archived)
# Shoes!
very quickly done on paint one lunch time.


Free Image Hosting at www.ImageShack.usQuickPost Quickpost this image to Myspace, Digg, Facebook, and others!
(Jakexme, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 23:41, archived)
# Er, what?
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 23:45, archived)
# Ghuan. Ghew-wan. Gran? Gwan.
He's wearing orange.
(I helped save b3ta! Cashy, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 23:46, archived)
# Is it really you?
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 23:49, archived)
# Pretty much.
You still you?
(I helped save b3ta! Cashy, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 23:50, archived)
# No.
My hummus gland dried up, never recovered :(

Also: How are you, you shit :)
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 0:02, archived)
# Aww, your first post!
your first post!I get the "brantanamo" thing but not the other one.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 23:47, archived)
# hey!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 23:49, archived)
# ...
TEH POP-UPS!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 23:53, archived)
# websites still do pop-ups?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 23:55, archived)
# why aren't you on your way home?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 23:56, archived)
# It's only four here
I have to stay until 5:30 p.m. PST
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 23:58, archived)
# HA
HA
Haaaaaaaaa
I wouldn't still be here (6:00 PM CST) but there is an icky accident on my route home, and I hate driving 15 MPH down the interstate
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 0:00, archived)
# Where are you located?
GAZ, I can has questions!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 0:02, archived)
# 63033
currently stuck in 63141

gaz away
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 0:04, archived)
# LE GASP
MO...
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 0:07, archived)
# Hmmm. Idea maybe better than the execution.....


oh well.
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Tue 8 Dec 2009, 23:38, archived)
# I may be sick
that's a face off, that is!

(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 23:40, archived)
# That is one gnopsy baby.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 23:45, archived)
# innit though?
Maybe it was the Thalomyde cocktails...
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 23:54, archived)
# How is that baby blinking
without any eyelids?

Have a *click* anyway
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Tue 8 Dec 2009, 23:47, archived)
# I DON'T KNOW
*awaits deluge of monster cack...
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 23:55, archived)
# Oh thanks Scoop.
That's just what I needed to see right before beddybies tiem! still gave it a clicky though ;)
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 23:48, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 23:42, archived)
# Alien adverts

for my image challenge suggestion (click pic to view and show your support.)
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 22:58, archived)
# i can't be arsed to shop a pic of 'reece's faeces'
so you'll just have to imagine it
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 22:59, archived)
#
no need - my mind can imagine it in all its seamy glory
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 22:59, archived)
# +t
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 23:28, archived)
# I hate reeses pieces to erm... meeces
Was it Pixy and Dixy that "i hate meeces to pieces" was from?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 22:59, archived)
# It was
and Reese's is all crap. Aliens know shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 23:00, archived)
# nuh huh
reece's pieces and peanut butter cups are both fucking lush
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 23:01, archived)
# mmmm chemical goodness!
I gather M&M peanut butter is better.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 23:02, archived)
# I should change that
to all American chocolate is shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 23:03, archived)
# now if only they could turn all American shit into chocolate
they would have a veritable money spinner on their hands
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 23:05, archived)
# i wouldn't eat it
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 23:06, archived)
# amercan chocolate is shit
true

also: why the fuck can't i comment on /links? i get a 403 forbidden :(
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 23:06, archived)
# it's revenge
for deleting your comment below that i replied to

HOW COULD YOU? etc etc
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 23:07, archived)
# i had replied in the wrong place
so couldn't see it when i looked,
so posted it again
then thought the spam filter was deleting it
then i found it and the joke had passed
so i deleted it

sorry
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 23:10, archived)
# I'd shout something about deleting cunts and so on
but I'm in too good a mood to even pretend to be a nazi. I was a bit thrown when I went to see if anyone had replied and couldn't find it. I spent a couple of minutes trying to see if I'd posted in a really stupid place...
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 23:14, archived)
# I made this for you

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 23:17, archived)
# Aww thank you
I shall treasure it forever.

(Though it does look alarmingly like wee inside there.)
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 23:22, archived)
# I'd be worried if my wee glowed up like that
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 23:23, archived)
# I wonder if the people that worked in factories where they painted watch hands with phosphor had glowing piss?
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 23:28, archived)
# my wee glows like that :(
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 23:35, archived)
# because I'm fucking about with the database
shouldn't take much longer
(I helped save b3ta! robtoo is all out of gum, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 23:10, archived)
# aha
thank fuck for that, cheers rob

i thought i was being targeted
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 23:10, archived)
# But Reeses Peanut Buttock ups really are lush
Micto usually talks the biggest load of shite* but this time he's right!

*He doesn't really
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 23:24, archived)
# i didnt mean that as a bash at reeces
ive not tried any of their things - i just wanted to do pixie and dixie.

Do they taste like Kyle Reece? WHATYEEEARRRR?!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 23:04, archived)
# it's hersheys, so an immediate lose there
however, peanut butter is a great thing to combine with chocolate and it should happen more often
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 23:08, archived)
# heyy maaan, like, whadd aboud peanut budder an jelly?
That is a truly horrid sounding mix - has anyone who's not from a film or TV tried this?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 23:11, archived)
# I did many years ago - not doing it again
You weren't there man...!
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 23:13, archived)
# yes
it works well, but i don't do it very often cos it's very sickly
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 23:13, archived)
# mmm...
PB&J on white bread. Preferably strawberry jam. Is my US showing?
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 23:15, archived)
# Peanut butter and marmite, with some sweet milky tea, is much better.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 23:29, archived)
# I like it...
on a really thick crusty bread sammidge with crunchy PB and Welch's Grape Jelly (unavailable in the UK sadly). Can't have this too often as on a strict diet these days but yummy for my tummy it is.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 23:33, archived)
# Radical idea!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 22:59, archived)
# :D


Click for bigger (334 kb)
(herman:D, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 23:05, archived)
# Very nice
I saw this earlier, it's been a bit of an ET day.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 23:07, archived)
# Want chocolate now.
Edit: hey, clearly alien advertising works!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 23:09, archived)
[challenge entry] High on Ecstacy, Jesus freaks out innocent people
shatner jesus christ
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Tue 8 Dec 2009, 22:48, archived)
# i tire of seeing that picture of jesus
is he a meme somewhere or something?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 22:51, archived)
# http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buddy_Christ
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 22:52, archived)
# tsk - dogma, clerks, jay & silent bob, kevin smith - things everyone seems to like
but i dont.

I liked seeing Ali Larter and that bird from american pie in a skin-tight catsuit in that one jab & bob film though.
images.allmoviephoto.com/2001_Jay_and_Silent_Bob_Strike_Back/ali_larter_jason_mewes_kevin_smith_shannon_elizabeth_jay_and_silent_bob_strike_back_001.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 22:55, archived)
# that also had eliza dushku
ELIZA DUSHKU

and Salma Hayek as a stripper. What's not to like? (Except Alanis Morrissette. I stop watching by that point.)
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 22:56, archived)
# ooo - she was nice
DUCK SHOE
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 22:57, archived)
# SHOE ON HEAD
She was at the height of her powers in Jay and Silent Bob. I'd have gone gay just so I could have the pleasure of going straight for her.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 22:59, archived)
# Alanis Morrissette didn't speak. Win!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 23:11, archived)
# True that
And Eliza Dushku wore a PVC catsuit. Win!
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 23:15, archived)
# i really thought it was DUKSHU until now
DUCK SHOE
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 23:18, archived)
# Haha she'd probably have changed her surname if it were
It just fitted with the whole "shoe on head" thing which for some reason popped back into my mind earlier on. (If you don't know what it is, I'd not recommend reading about it on Encyclopedia Dramatica simply because, well, that's Encyclopedia Dramatic.)
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 23:22, archived)
# it's buddy christ
from 'Dogma'
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 22:52, archived)
# I would imagine he's pretty near the top on a google image search of "Jesus"
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 22:53, archived)
# It's Buddy Jesus
from the Kevin Smith film Dogma.

edit:Christ
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 22:53, archived)
# it's buddy holly
from dog mum
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 22:54, archived)
# It's Buddy Dogma
From the 1999 film Jesus
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 22:54, archived)
# It's Buddy Holly
from the 1999 film Mad Dog
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 22:55, archived)
# It's Buddy Malone
Sometimes incorrectly spelt Bugsy.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 22:56, archived)
# It's not your Buddy
Pal
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 22:59, archived)
# its brad bladdy
from the film 'buddy body billy'
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 23:02, archived)
# hahaha
this made me laugh
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 22:51, archived)
# (i'm with taters)...but this shop is pretty good!... :)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 22:55, archived)
# cheers!
for some reason it took me about 6 reloads up onto photobucket, because the image looked different on the web than in photoshop, and looked pants...

it was kinda meant to be a 3 minute giggler, but took about half an hour!
bleeding Jesus! Hahah

(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Tue 8 Dec 2009, 23:00, archived)
# ah twat knockers!!!
I forgot to put into into the competition too!!

haha what a flid

ah well, it wasn't going to win, sod it
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Tue 8 Dec 2009, 23:02, archived)
# "Edit" is your friend
Edit the post and change the drop box from "This is a normal post" to "This is a challenge entry"
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 23:05, archived)
# cheers Boris. ya legend!
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Tue 8 Dec 2009, 23:10, archived)
# more than welcome
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 23:15, archived)
# Twilight Zone Syndrome
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 23:04, archived)
# haha yeah, apologies, it has been done to death..
a wee chuckle and move on
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Tue 8 Dec 2009, 23:11, archived)
# Pavarotti Christ?
(I helped save b3ta! Rico, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 0:55, archived)
# Whoa!...That was close!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 22:42, archived)
# Out of my way, monkey-boy!
Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 22:43, archived)
# Ruff!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 22:57, archived)
# What an inclement dog
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 22:43, archived)
# :D
Image and video hosting by TinyPic
(herman:D, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 22:46, archived)
# Needs more ginger
:)
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 22:49, archived)
# haha look at him go
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 22:52, archived)
# Work it!...Ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 22:56, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 22:47, archived)
# Crystal Meth post :D
(herman:D, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 22:30, archived)
# Needs more* thrown cat...
*less
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 22:31, archived)
# you are giving that squirrel
ALOT of credit in the cock department.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 22:33, archived)
# That's...disturbing.
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 22:33, archived)
# HAHAHAHA!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 22:35, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 22:41, archived)
# nut lovers
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 22:47, archived)
# STROBECOCK
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 22:52, archived)
# haha he's packing heat alright, that squirrel
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Tue 8 Dec 2009, 23:04, archived)
# He even got to fly Hare Force One!

My first post in over a year!
(devilstick, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 22:22, archived)
# Awesome teeth!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 22:24, archived)
# Good post!
I see you modeled his choppers after the Prince, eh what?
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 22:24, archived)
# Ha, ace.
Nice one devilstick.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 22:30, archived)
# Air hare lair!
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 22:32, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHA
:D this is funny
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 22:33, archived)
# those teeth
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 22:33, archived)
# TEEF :B
:D


:B
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 22:41, archived)
# Air hare here
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 22:44, archived)
# Nice teeefs.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 22:44, archived)
# Superb \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Wed 9 Dec 2009, 1:02, archived)
# This is a fish thread, post fish please.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 22:19, archived)
# FEEEEEEEEEEEEEESH!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 22:22, archived)
# Cuuuuuuuuuuute!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 22:27, archived)
# Fsh, huh?
Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 22:22, archived)
# I like the fish monkey.
I don't have a decent fish, but I've got a shark.
Photobucket

It's a short shark. If you came across it unexpectedly, you'd get a short shark shock.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 22:23, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 22:25, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 22:26, archived)
# Fins!
Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 22:29, archived)
#
Photobucket
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 23:15, archived)
# I hope you're ashamed.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 23:28, archived)
# BREETEESH FEEEEESH!!!
I like this muchly. ta.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 22:24, archived)
# I don't have a fish either
but I do have an eel.

(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 22:28, archived)
# Eels are fish.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 22:28, archived)
# are they?
i honestly didn't know that.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 22:29, archived)
# Yep, they are. (:
Just long thin fish.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eel
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 22:30, archived)
# Excellent
:)
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 22:36, archived)
# neither do I
But I did find this, what I done did years ago



edit: This got the same amount of reaction in 2005 too
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 22:31, archived)
# hahahah
aww poor scoop. this deserves more comments
*time travels to 2005 and leaves 200 comments*
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 22:59, archived)
# Thanks, mate
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 23:11, archived)
# fish fish fish fish fish
fish fish fish fish EATING FISH
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 22:35, archived)
# I have no fish
but I do have a piiig!

(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 22:41, archived)
# That source pic is so cute!
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 22:49, archived)
# Yeah
Pity about what I did to it.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 22:50, archived)
# ...careful...they bite!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 22:50, archived)
# Fish with hands!
Next stage in evolution?
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 22:53, archived)
# Alien fish!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 22:58, archived)
# Fish Fingers
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 23:03, archived)
# *spang*
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 23:06, archived)
#
last one i promise
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 22:07, archived)
# why last one?
It's not annoying.. and they are rather good. Keep it up!
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 22:08, archived)
# yeah, this!
and you did get suicide is painless into my head, which is no bad thing
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 22:09, archived)
# But...
did they have the Sikorsky back in Korea? Or was it just the Bell Huey?

edit: I just don't care... :(
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 22:13, archived)
# They had everything!
Learned it all at Roswell.

Roswell was too late too, wasn't it? Damn. Maybe the foo fighters passed some info on during WWII.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 22:15, archived)
# ALIENS!
eating hunks of cheese and telling the French to shut the fuck up, merd!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 22:16, archived)
# If we only had the true history of humanity
we'd see the aliens' grey fingers all over it. But it's suppressed. And by whom? BY THE ALIENS.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 22:24, archived)
# well.. yeah...
We They don't want you knowing that it's all about the juicy buttocks...
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 22:25, archived)
# MAKE A PIXELLY WAR SCENE WITH ALL OF THESE + MORE.
Then turn that into an animation.

And turn the animation into a game.

And the game into a feature-length movie.

I am willing to be an executive producer.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 22:12, archived)
# can I come and audition
on your couch???


*oils*
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 22:13, archived)
# *boom handles* *property masters*
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 22:15, archived)
# I refuse to be part of this movie
until we have a shark
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 22:17, archived)
# *shark wrangles*
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 22:18, archived)
# okay okay I'm in
*nudes*

*oils*
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 22:26, archived)
# *best boy grips*
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 23:18, archived)
# Oh, now that's a good idea.
Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 22:14, archived)
# enemy helicopter spotted
enemy helicopter spotted
enemy helicopter spotted
enemy helicopter spotted
enemy helicopter spotted
enemy boat spotted
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 22:14, archived)
# Enemy Harriers incoming
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 22:18, archived)
# Somebody set up us!!
The Bomb!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 22:23, archived)
# The Scrat is real!
Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 21:57, archived)
# Pretty twisted porn. NSFW.
Also: I just want to say at this point that the owls in bobblehats series is awesome and I hope it continues.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 21:59, archived)
# d'awww, thankyou!
I'll do another one soon.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 22:06, archived)
# needs more humping
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 22:03, archived)
# much better
(I helped save b3ta! nocturne72, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 22:04, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 22:06, archived)
# Hahaha
He looks in ecstasy there, and look at him go!
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 22:07, archived)
# SQUIRRELS WITH HUGE ACORNS
sell it to jollyjack's fanbase
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 22:04, archived)
# Not enough tits
Do I count as his fanbase? I don't like all the furry stuff, but I've got Sequential Art bookmarked and bought the books he put out.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 22:06, archived)
# his comic is pretty good
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 22:13, archived)
# I'll class myself as not amongst his fanbase
just as, err, amongst the comic's fanbase. Yeah.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 22:16, archived)
# forgot about drey
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 4:54, archived)
# It was never intended to be porny...
Though I can see how it came out (hur hur hur) that way. Am I the only one who's seen Ice Age, though?

www.youtube.com/watch?v=dOXY_ERH-5c&feature=related
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 22:14, archived)
# I know from the Scrat...
though I didn't see the last one: Ice Age: Throwing hundreds of years of Geological research and evolution out the window.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 22:27, archived)
# Awww, who cares about facts?
It had the Scrat! I love the Scrat :)
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 22:29, archived)
# I do enjoy a good scrat comic...
hi and his nut chasing...

That's not gay... nooooo...
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 22:32, archived)
# Not remotely pervy in any way, shape or form.





*fwap*
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 22:37, archived)
# ooh la la
*watches*
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 22:49, archived)
# Herr Claus what was your involvement in the war
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 21:28, archived)
# What was you are involvement in the war?
I am not.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 21:29, archived)
# thank you :)
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 21:30, archived)
#
Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 21:31, archived)
# How about if we're talking about the shoes of the five Jesuses
The five Jesuses' shoes? The five Jesus' shoes? The five Jesuseses shoes?
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 21:32, archived)
# Shoe's, dipshit.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 21:34, archived)
# Damn, you're right
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 21:40, archived)
# Jesus 4 is totally the evillest of the Jesusses.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 21:36, archived)
# technically
any noun that ends in S would get the possessive as such: Jesus' shoes

Plurals of the form would be as so: "Look at all of those Jesuses in the sky fwapping madly into Claire Danes' hair!!!

So the CORRECT way to add posessive to the plural would indeed be: The five Jesuses' shoes...

huh... I gotta sit down.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 21:36, archived)
# Now, how about some sheep discussing data about greengrocers spelling?
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 21:38, archived)
# All the opinions of the sheepseses are that greengrocers can't s'pell
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 21:40, archived)
# DAMNIT!
no... :(
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 21:41, archived)
# greengrocers'

*ducks*
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 21:41, archived)
# THAT WAS A JOKE.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 21:44, archived)
# i did actually pick that
couldn't help myself though
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 21:45, archived)
# I am mollificated then.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 21:51, archived)
# Hmm
The five Jesuses' cum dripped from Claire Dane's hair like ectoplasm desperate to run home.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 21:41, archived)
# no the possessive of Jesus is Jesus's
it would only be Jesus' if Jesus were the plural of Jesu.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 21:41, archived)
# STOP
CONFUSING

ME
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 21:43, archived)
# It would be "the five Jesuses' shoes".
Jesus - singular
Jesuses - plural
Jesuses' - plural possessive
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 21:44, archived)
# THE FIVE JESUSESES' SHOE'S
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 21:47, archived)
# Je'su's Chri'st
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 21:48, archived)
# Now your'e getting the shape of it
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 21:54, archived)
# Chtongueeek
In my book about pictures of Jesus at different stages in his life, I refer to the Jesuses' pictures a lot, and I always use italics for the word. Yes, all of the 'Jesuses''es' letters are italic.
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 21:59, archived)
# Tell me more of this "Jesu" person, and his brothers, the Jesus.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 21:45, archived)
# Jesu Joy of Man's Desiring.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jesu,_Joy_of_Man's_Desiring
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 21:46, archived)
# That's Jesi
you ignorant (insert mean name here)

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 21:48, archived)
# We of the sect of Jesu reject your heathen spelling of the identical Jesus triplets name (three blessings on their names)!
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 21:53, archived)
# These discussions give me a warm and wonderful feeling inside.
Maybe I should get a life...

...nah :)
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 21:47, archived)
# Technically
Both are correct. Depending on which style guide you use and where you are at in the world. :P

www.usingenglish.com/forum/ask-teacher/58496-jesus-jesus-jesuss.html
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 21:49, archived)
# yeah, I would have said that next,
but personally I'll always go for semantic rules over morphological ones, on the grounds that morphological rules are "false simplicity" and can result in loss of meaning. The Jesus' scheme results in loss of meaning as the possessive of a singular word that happens to end in 's' and the possessive of a plural that ends in 's' are indistinguishable, and although it seems to reduce the amount of thinking required to know how to write something (because you only have to think about the letters rather than the meaning of the words), it isn't actually simpler at all, and thinking about what you're saying is in any case desirable.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 22:04, archived)
# This negates what you said earlier
about the evolution of language...

also, my brain hurts now and I need a fizzy beverage of some sort. I has been bested.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 22:10, archived)
# It really doesn't.
Language evolution always tends to favour simplicity, but I only support it when it's true simplicity (which is dropping redundant grammatical complexity, for example noun inflections where word order will suffice), never when it's false simplicity (which is dropping non-redundant grammatical complexity, such as decision making based on letters as opposed to meanings).
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 22:19, archived)
# I think I might love you.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 22:26, archived)
# I know, right?
I'd have her whisper Oxford's rules of diction in my ear as we made sweet sweet love on the back of a short shark bound for Tahiti...
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 22:28, archived)
# get in the queue
i've just spent about an hour and a half talking about acoustic black holes and the dirac equation, a sure way to my heart.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 22:29, archived)
# *scrolls down*
*gives up*
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 22:36, archived)
# haha
not many places where people *give up* after you've been talking about acoustic black holes, rather than pointing and laughing

edit: if it helps, i also posted a crudely drawn picture of a phase transition which i put in notes for some students here. then turned it into an animated crudely drawn phase transition cock spunking big gobs of spunk.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 22:38, archived)
# I'm suddenly popular.
I'm not quite sure what to make of this. I might have to go and have a lie down.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 22:32, archived)
# Happens to
the geekiest of us.

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 22:36, archived)
# it often helps
have a cup of tea, too.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 22:40, archived)
# hahahaha
:D woo
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 21:34, archived)
# the soldiers were being naughty not nice
so I blasted over the battlefield on my sleigh and carpet bombed the fuckers
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 21:37, archived)
# TINSEL TORPEDOS
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 21:41, archived)
# Aerial Reconnaissance with a camera under his sled.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 21:43, archived)
# Sorry
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 21:47, archived)

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