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[challenge entry] Too soon?
Photobucket
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 23:13, archived)
# Oh nasty man
On the upside, I luuurve Laura Tobin, best weathergirl ever!
(I helped save b3ta! greedydave cries when he wanks, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 23:17, archived)
# I'm a big fan of Amin Tobin
he ROCKS!
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Wed 16 Dec 2009, 23:22, archived)
# Amon
me too...top tunes:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 23:28, archived)
# being a serial killer in britian is so fucking easy
you can get away with it for years.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 23:35, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 23:01, archived)
# Lemme guess . . . it tastes like chicken . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 23:02, archived)
# why should Lemme guess?
What about other rockstars...
(a man called donkey has been away for too long, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 23:04, archived)
# True . . . let'm all take a crack at it !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 23:07, archived)
# All except Michael Hutchence
Sick Pervert would probaly try to give himself an asphyxiwank with it
(a man called donkey has been away for too long, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 23:08, archived)
# I blame WiL for this!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! greedydave cries when he wanks, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 23:03, archived)
# Sssssssssssssspikey
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 23:04, archived)
# I blame b3ta!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 23:05, archived)
# I blame it on the boogie
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 23:10, archived)
# (may be evil)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 23:12, archived)
# I have just the cook to prepare that
(a man called donkey has been away for too long, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 23:06, archived)
# Hahaha
Kiss my asp.

Or was that the joke? Darn it!
(I helped save b3ta! greedydave cries when he wanks, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 23:08, archived)
# Aww lookit the adorable
smiley chef!

(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 23:18, archived)
# He's happy
cos he can cooks!
(a man called donkey has been away for too long, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 23:22, archived)
# I thinks he is good at it as well.
Bad cooks wouldn't smile like that.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 23:29, archived)
[challenge entry] This is a winner
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 23:00, archived)
# I think that you might just be on to something there !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 23:01, archived)
# Oh this!
I'm a recent Bovril convert and want more meat in my tea.
(I helped save b3ta! greedydave cries when he wanks, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 23:02, archived)
# Poor boy's soup !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 23:07, archived)
# I'll have you know that it's consommé
:)
(I helped save b3ta! greedydave cries when he wanks, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 23:09, archived)
# Tres Chic !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 23:12, archived)
# This is great after a full ham dinner.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 23:06, archived)
# a bit like earl grey then?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 23:31, archived)
# I want this!
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 23:35, archived)
# *cough* lapsang souchong *cough*
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 7:30, archived)
# I was going to say that too
strangely nice though after the initial 'what the hell?'
(teasus likes tea, Sat 19 Dec 2009, 14:43, archived)
# Definitely
a pot of assam with just a pinch of the smoky stuff is the shizzle.
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Sun 20 Dec 2009, 19:38, archived)
[challenge entry] Ha ha look at this fruit I f..OHMYGOD TIMMY NO!!!!!

edit: all credit to WiL
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 22:27, archived)
# MIND BLEACH
pass it please, the Clit Bang one
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 22:29, archived)
# Don't blame WIL for that.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 22:30, archived)
# who's blaming!
GAH I am feeling all sorts of b3ta emo right now...
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 22:30, archived)
# Ha Ha...I touched your heart.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 22:32, archived)
# that wasn't my heart...
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 22:37, archived)
# ...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 22:39, archived)
# is he from Mad magazine
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 22:45, archived)
# snagged from teh internets.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 22:47, archived)
# THIS
IS MY NEW FAVOURITE IMAGE

THANK.
YOU.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 22:46, archived)
# but it's quick and dirty...*yuk*!... :D
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 22:48, archived)
# show us yer sauce then
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 22:50, archived)
# Google: dog cheerleader costume
(i just added the b3ta)... :)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 22:55, archived)
# sauce is from 4chan
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 23:51, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 22:31, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 22:31, archived)
# loladblock'd.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 22:31, archived)
# It's only an apple cock Ttsatyr
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 22:32, archived)
# B3ta.com/dicks
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 22:36, archived)
# This fear of dicks of yours, where do you think it stems?
uh huh? uh huh? mmhmm? uh huh.
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 22:41, archived)
# Making sex noises during therapy never helps.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 22:42, archived)
# Shada is a dicks therapist.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 22:45, archived)
# i go by the name dickstherapist
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 22:46, archived)
# Name's Dix. Dix The Rapist.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 22:48, archived)
# Gary Woodland.
Gary Woodland.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 22:50, archived)
# I predicted you would say that. Open the envelope in your pocket now, it should have that written on it.
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 22:46, archived)
# Oh christ it does! It also says... it says... it says I should let you sodomise me, is this right?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 22:52, archived)
# homophobia.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 22:45, archived)
# BONERS!
 
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 23:06, archived)
# You realise google has probably put you on some sort of list now.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 22:32, archived)
# Most likely
But at least I never go to 4Chan.

P.S. I checked it out.. nothing but racist kiddie fiddlers
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 22:36, archived)
# No, you most likely just checked /b/.
Not all the boards are that bad.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 22:42, archived)
# No... they're all bad
I checked.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 22:47, archived)
# Okay.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 22:49, archived)
# From what I remember there's /b/, then lots of boards for porn. And a music board and a cookery board.
I didn't look at those two.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 22:50, archived)
# /mu/ for music. That's where I go.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 22:57, archived)
# Bastards nicked my name.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 22:59, archived)
# What a heroic oversimplification of the most interesting internet phenomenon since youtube
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 22:45, archived)
# Do you really think so?
let's see... I went, because I had heard alot and had never been.

What I saw was as such:

1. Every other image was either Anime or hardcore porn, some of it was purposefully "underaged".

2. EVERYONE is anonymous. Probably because they are all downloading underaged porn.

3. Usage of terms such as "faggot" and "ni**er" were rampant, unapologetic and rude.

4. Too much was known about gaming and the WoW for my taste.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 23:56, archived)
# Disagreeing with you to look cool on the internet right here.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 22:47, archived)
# You go with that
like I care anymore, anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 23:57, archived)
[challenge entry] Tastes great on cornflakes and puffed planter's warts.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 22:26, archived)
# Your brain needs a rest now.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 22:29, archived)
# Yeah, it went into overload with more silly jokes on that theme.
But, lucky for everyone, there is only so much text one can put on a picture. [/;-D
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 22:33, archived)
# Might even be smokable !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 22:29, archived)
# A little difficult to roll them.
All that zapping and buzzing about. Also the
milk would ruin paper. Pipes might be advised.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 22:35, archived)
# Break out the hookah !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 22:36, archived)
# You have to crush them with a steamroller, and dry them in the sun for a week.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 22:38, archived)
# Needs more mercury vaccine
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 22:35, archived)
# Could add that to the stingers.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 22:37, archived)
# haha......look what might happen
Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 22:43, archived)
# Bee on beeroids !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 22:48, archived)
# GET AWAY!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 22:50, archived)
# :D
(herman:D, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 22:54, archived)
# BWAHAHAHA!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 22:58, archived)
[challenge entry] Gives it a kick..
(funkenstein Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave!, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 22:26, archived)
# A tasty spread indeed !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 22:28, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 22:29, archived)
# Yummy! I'm giving this one a go, so help me...
nyonyafood.com/otak-otak-recipe/
(I helped save b3ta! greedydave cries when he wanks, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 22:30, archived)
# After it's cooked . . . throw everything out and eat the banana leaves !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 22:39, archived)
# I'm glad you didn't comment that it's a reasonable recipe.
(I helped save b3ta! greedydave cries when he wanks, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 22:41, archived)
# Yay!
www.b3ta.com/board/9837949
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 22:36, archived)
# I hope that you get your cut !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 22:37, archived)
# His cut??
Have you ever tried snorting Colemans?
(I helped save b3ta! greedydave cries when he wanks, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 22:39, archived)
# Doe . . . my dose would get clogged . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 22:50, archived)
# Actually, that's got me thinking of entertaining games to play with my Scottish chums this New Year
Mustard powder, horseradish powder... It's got to be safer than the coke they're shovelling up 'round here.
(I helped save b3ta! greedydave cries when he wanks, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 22:57, archived)
# You might even cash in on paper towels !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 22:59, archived)
# You're thinking bhut jolokia powder? love your train of thought.
(I helped save b3ta! greedydave cries when he wanks, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 23:01, archived)
# Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! gingerfreak Why? Why not., Thu 17 Dec 2009, 11:18, archived)
# Awesome
It's got to beat that reggae reggae guff.
(SeanO, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 20:37, archived)
# If I was better at Photoshop...
...I would suggest 'Moleman's Custard', featuring the ancient buffoon from the Simpsons
(I helped save b3ta! ousgg is not seeking approval, Sat 19 Dec 2009, 10:40, archived)
[challenge entry] Cheesello
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 22:12, archived)
# Jello without cheese is like a hug without a squeeze.
(I helped save b3ta! greedydave cries when he wanks, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 22:13, archived)
# So . . . pass the knife and spoon . . . please . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 22:15, archived)
# oh okay, but if only to appease
(I helped save b3ta! greedydave cries when he wanks, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 22:16, archived)
# So true . . . no need for sleaze . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 22:20, archived)
# Nor to feel ill at ease.
(Catfish Ma, why can't I draw? "Because you have fins dear", Wed 16 Dec 2009, 23:07, archived)
# Thank you . . . for the tease !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 23:10, archived)
# That's totally fake and not real and stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 22:15, archived)
# Does that mean that you wouldn't eat it ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 22:16, archived)
# Let me think about it...
(pic of huge breasts pending)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 22:21, archived)
# Be sure to keep us abreast !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 22:24, archived)
# ...sure ...sure...I'm loading it up right now...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 22:31, archived)
# I bet you are loading them . . . right n(.)w !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 22:34, archived)
# I'm trying...but it's more than a handful.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 22:41, archived)
# You got that right !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 22:54, archived)
# One small lunch bag please!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 22:58, archived)
# And some ear plugs !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 23:00, archived)
# Not unlike Catherine Tate's talent
/is watching Buzzcocks and she's rubbish
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 22:16, archived)
# Right . . . I'd rather watch Sharon Tate !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 22:18, archived)
# Jello without cheese is like a piss without a breeze.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 22:15, archived)
# As the wind blows . . . give it a tease . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 22:16, archived)
# cheelly
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 22:17, archived)
# Now your shakin' !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 22:19, archived)
# Fromelly
mmm i like the sound of fromelly bit sophisticated


/ashley im watching never mind the buzzcocks and its nearly entertaining
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 22:21, archived)
# Oui . . . you've got class . . . Boff !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 22:22, archived)
# Thought it was good this week, if only for F.Boyle
But the same can be said of Mock the Week.
(I helped save b3ta! greedydave cries when he wanks, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 22:23, archived)
[challenge entry] Looks like my kind of food
Also, have a cheeky compo pea:

(I helped save b3ta! Tagnut loves pies, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 22:19, archived)
# Hopefully you have a Trade Mark pending !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 22:21, archived)
# Yup, also on "Toblenberg" to stop any cheap imitations
(I helped save b3ta! Tagnut loves pies, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 22:27, archived)
# Pure genius !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 23:15, archived)
# Hahaha
I can only think that this could escalate.
(I helped save b3ta! greedydave cries when he wanks, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 22:21, archived)
# I want it
is it licensed?
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 22:21, archived)
# you may add also
a layer of icecream to round it up
(I helped save b3ta! Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 0:18, archived)
# This would be
Awesome. wants...
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jayneflakes Buy my book, I need the cash for drugs and hookers, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 11:27, archived)
# MMmmmm....
....I'm hungry now! That MUST SOON EXIST! I WANT!
(I helped save b3ta! duckbilledfattypuss full of fatty pussy duckness, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 2:27, archived)
# the dinnerguests are leaving........
"come back...you haven't tried it yet"...
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 22:21, archived)
# The ungrateful snobs . . . they even kept their straws !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 22:23, archived)
# Oh Jeese
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 22:21, archived)
# That too needs Trade Marking !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 22:23, archived)
# Now I only wish I could do tiny TM's.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 22:28, archived)
#
There's a trick thing in the faq TM
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 22:32, archived)
[challenge entry] Apples and erm..............Ladies bits


(I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 22:07, archived)
# Totally bindun.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 22:08, archived)
# Damn,
Just logged on, oh well
(I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 22:09, archived)
# Deja Vu
I thought it needed a cox
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 22:08, archived)
# Oh deary me
that is very wrong...
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 22:09, archived)
# That is ripe!
(i think i know her!)... :/
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 22:09, archived)
# *keeps score* 2 vags one cock,
someone 'shop another cock for balance!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 22:20, archived)
# okay :D
www.b3ta.com/board/9838344
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 22:28, archived)
# I just want a bite
and a lick...


and a stick...
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 22:38, archived)
# Cor!
(Bluntphilly trying to loose wait, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 23:06, archived)
[challenge entry] With a delicious topping of chopped liver

*passes sick-bag*
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 22:03, archived)
# Delicious!
Just when we were thinking "How could surstromming be made more awesome?" you invent this.

Thank you.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 22:06, archived)
# You're most welcome.
Lime pickle would finish it off nicely.
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 22:12, archived)
# oh man...seriously...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 22:06, archived)
# I aint not never heard the shit out of surstromming
What is it.. 'n' shit?
(I helped save b3ta! greedydave cries when he wanks, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 22:09, archived)
# fish....
the kind of fish you will NEVER forget....
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 22:12, archived)
# The kind of fish that's buried in the ground for 4 weeks?
I would sooner forget.
(I helped save b3ta! greedydave cries when he wanks, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 22:15, archived)
# Here...
...this might help
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 22:14, archived)
# It really had to be Scandinavian, didn't it.
Brutal race.
(I helped save b3ta! greedydave cries when he wanks, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 22:18, archived)
# So that's where it goes . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 22:10, archived)
# Fish and chocolate ice cream. Lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 22:11, archived)
[challenge entry] What?
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 21:57, archived)
# Eh, what? Is that aOHMYGODTAKEITAWAY!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 21:58, archived)
# Forbidden fruit.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 21:58, archived)
# loladblockin'.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 22:00, archived)
# FILTH
Also, an unrelated species: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phallus_impudicus
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 22:00, archived)
# pfft
recognizable for its foul odor and its phallic shape when mature, the latter feature giving rise to several amusing[citation needed] names
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 22:03, archived)
# Infected by a ball wasp?
(I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 1:54, archived)
# melly clismus
(wallynothere rnot without protection, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 21:53, archived)
# I see nothing worth 50 dollars.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 21:55, archived)
# i reckon i could hawk all the jewellery and get about $50
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 22:13, archived)
# SHE GOOD SUCKY SUCKY?
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 21:58, archived)
# i hate that font. I really do.
Crank 2 is an ace film though - thank you for reminding me to get it.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 21:59, archived)
# Do me wrong time !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 22:00, archived)
[challenge entry] have one, before you croak

(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 21:52, archived)
[challenge entry] since dick below deleted, excuse, once again, a tenuous pea
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 21:53, archived)
#
*pops*
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 21:59, archived)
# what the hell is that?
Nice zero-g milk
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 22:00, archived)
# That is the Wanky Shit Demon
www.rathergood.com/demon
(WillI'mNot logs in twice a year, every year, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 22:05, archived)
# ^this^
did this for the "what really goes into food" compo a while back

FP'd briefly.....
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 22:06, archived)
#
wanky shit pops me fave
(grotpig, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 15:43, archived)
# ITS NOT POO \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 21:54, archived)
# They licked it...futile thinking is in effect!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 21:54, archived)
# Warts wrong with that ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 21:55, archived)
[challenge entry] Its pea time
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 21:55, archived)
# yea remember this!
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 21:56, archived)
# you want it big boy
a large slice of choc o meat


shall i heat it up or just slide it in
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 21:59, archived)
# give it!
ps love your stupid profile page
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 22:00, archived)
# the worlds better stupid
and after wine
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 22:01, archived)
# Is it crunchy?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 22:09, archived)
[challenge entry] Wake me up in a couple of days...
(hengushrh is found at the Dole office every second thursday, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 21:50, archived)
# Oh fuck off.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 21:50, archived)
# What did I miss?
??
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 21:54, archived)
# A delete/repost.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 21:55, archived)
# ^this^
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 21:58, archived)
# I'll get the torches
you get the pitchforks and enema bags, and meet me back here in 8 posts...

THE FULL ONES!!!

GO ALREADY!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 21:59, archived)
# Oh fuck. That's the worst everbutreallywhocaresatall?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 22:10, archived)
# Déja vu?
Why not using the Edit device?
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 21:51, archived)
# errr
what the fuck?

deleting thread is a big no no

edit - USE THE FUCKING EDIT
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 21:52, archived)
# Leap-frogged me, he did!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 21:53, archived)
# yours is great though
goes back down (oo-er)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 21:55, archived)
# Just cleaning out a file really!... :)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 21:58, archived)
# do more cleaning
pleeeaaase
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 22:05, archived)
# Maybe later...I'm kinda lazy... :D
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 22:08, archived)
# Futile Thinking
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 21:44, archived)
# ^This
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 21:45, archived)
# That?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 21:49, archived)
# I can't wait for this film.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 21:45, archived)
# It comes out in 2011...it will be called "Beverly Hills Cop VII"
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 21:50, archived)
# I understand how you feel

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 21:47, archived)
# I was gonna do a compo, and then I said "fuck it!".
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 21:48, archived)
# You think . . . I thought i did . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 21:48, archived)
# Thought so!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 21:49, archived)
# answerinng from above
CLICKSSS
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 21:55, archived)
# Ha ha...I'm coo-coo for coco pops!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 21:57, archived)
# Thinking is, indeed, futile.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 22:24, archived)
# yeah...too bad it's stuck in my head.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 22:35, archived)
# WHAT IS IT I AM ON THE PHONE OKAY
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 23:04, archived)
# Ewwwww...and she said...Ewwwww...and she said...Ewwwwww!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 23:11, archived)
[challenge entry] Mmmmmmmmmmmmm...
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 21:28, archived)
# Oh dude. I'd rather eat PLAIN flavour.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 22:00, archived)
# Hahaha
These should be made law!
(I helped save b3ta! greedydave cries when he wanks, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 22:07, archived)
# Yum!
I'd buy them :-p
(Kliper Filllets Getting noticed by twats on the internet since, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 10:00, archived)
[challenge entry] Am I doin it rite?
(OneForTheRoad man under glass, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 21:25, archived)
# its me :DD
(herman:D, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 21:26, archived)
[challenge entry] CreditCrunchTastic
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 21:17, archived)
[challenge entry] And I'll repost this as it combines beer and the internet
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 21:20, archived)
# gawd :D
(Choke, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 22:18, archived)
#
(herman:D, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 21:06, archived)
# That's
disturbing in many, many, ways. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Funkenschlag still likes dogs more than cats, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 21:06, archived)
# *Spluffs*
*Fits*
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 21:07, archived)
# TJ : For greedydave
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 21:10, archived)
# Holy shit. Sorry Tribs, I missed that.
Still not sure I would eat her out of them.

Cue strikethrough gag.
(I helped save b3ta! greedydave cries when he wanks, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 22:26, archived)

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