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# came out a bit shit.


But it might amuse you
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sat 9 Jan 2010, 1:50, archived)
# master chief's tits are bitch hot
(I helped save b3ta! e1bow parts of this page are not secure, Sat 9 Jan 2010, 1:53, archived)
# I'm a go for mine, you can get yours
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 9 Jan 2010, 1:56, archived)
# I smell a rabbit!
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sat 9 Jan 2010, 2:04, archived)
# !!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=UTbd0Ncsyus
(I helped save b3ta! e1bow parts of this page are not secure, Sat 9 Jan 2010, 2:07, archived)
# No Bitch hot tits there.

:)
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sat 9 Jan 2010, 2:13, archived)
# alright, you asked for it buddy
(I helped save b3ta! e1bow parts of this page are not secure, Sat 9 Jan 2010, 2:27, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sat 9 Jan 2010, 20:27, archived)
# Hello, I drew an inspired picture.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sat 9 Jan 2010, 0:45, archived)
# Fat ass club is for fat dick people.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 9 Jan 2010, 0:45, archived)
# 1st rule violation.
B& from Fat Club.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sat 9 Jan 2010, 0:46, archived)
# I dick hate fat club.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 9 Jan 2010, 0:49, archived)
# I can't get the twat sweary thing to work on my computer :-(
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 9 Jan 2010, 0:53, archived)
# How ass strange. Where did it go wrong?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 9 Jan 2010, 0:54, archived)
# Ah, I see wank, ass that slut was slut the dildo moderate ass version
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 9 Jan 2010, 0:56, archived)
# I'm using the whore moderate whore version.
I don't want to seem over penis the top and uncouth.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 9 Jan 2010, 0:56, archived)
# Whilst this pussy is prick lots of fun, honkey I bastard must remember to wank disable it before emailing pussy my educational smut supervisor.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 9 Jan 2010, 0:59, archived)
# I just wrote an email pussy to my dad bastard and bitch replied to a gaz slut like this.
You gotta man up.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 9 Jan 2010, 1:00, archived)
# + 1
monkdagola became a fan of Manning up
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 9 Jan 2010, 1:55, archived)
# Tim the fucking chunder fuck, fucked a fucking blunderbuss
then he wanked an omnibus with cheese and shit an abacus
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sat 9 Jan 2010, 0:59, archived)
# There's asshole a rhyming wank version?
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 9 Jan 2010, 1:00, archived)
# I can only do this sort of thing on impulse
if anyone has an impulse related repost it would really help me out, I'm dry :( I just watched face off.


Thus I am in a surreal mood
edit : if i am on form its a bad place to be I should go to talk and make them hate me more its been a yearish so they may have forgotten me
edit 2: im not even going to go back and look i bet its depressing
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sat 9 Jan 2010, 1:03, archived)
# Yeah, you're probably right.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 9 Jan 2010, 1:14, archived)
# I went back
I should have not
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sat 9 Jan 2010, 1:28, archived)
# Twat sweary?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 9 Jan 2010, 0:56, archived)
# ya know
twat, bears, pears and foreskin tree words.
(I helped save b3ta! e1bow parts of this page are not secure, Sat 9 Jan 2010, 1:00, archived)
# Pete, you've gone mad
I can't find any team tac lobbies where anyone talks :(
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 9 Jan 2010, 0:46, archived)
# Gone?
Team-play? On the internet?? With people you don't know??? Don't be ridiculous!
Sometimes you don't know
I'd try and be more team-play-esque but I'm terrible at describing locations.
I did it once. I had a riot shield.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sat 9 Jan 2010, 0:48, archived)
# Team based play is terrible with randoms
I did find one group of people who talked. All they said was "shut up nick you british fag" "Nigger" "nigger" "nigger" etc...

It made me sad.
I just wanted to win at demolition.
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 9 Jan 2010, 0:49, archived)
# Every teammate you come across must be treated as a complete and utter noob
And every enemy a camping whore-pro.

And of course they always hate everyone.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sat 9 Jan 2010, 0:55, archived)
# I quite like the 3rd person tho
But none of my friends do, so if I wanna play it Im forced to play with randoms :(
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 9 Jan 2010, 0:56, archived)
# I don't really like it that much, it would take getting used to
I like hardcore TD now.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sat 9 Jan 2010, 1:02, archived)
# its fun
and ive been playing HC aswell recently. it is better
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 9 Jan 2010, 1:05, archived)
# I've been using the FAL in hardcore.
Best weapon for it IMO - I feel like I'm not fully in control when using the M16 at long range.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sat 9 Jan 2010, 1:08, archived)
# anything with silencer = win
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 9 Jan 2010, 1:09, archived)
# ^this
And not moving too much.
But I can't do that, I'm too impatient.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sat 9 Jan 2010, 1:11, archived)
# lol, I like running
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 9 Jan 2010, 1:13, archived)
# ^this :D
There are some servers where I do not like running though - the servers that seem to have no friction/speed limit on running.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sat 9 Jan 2010, 1:14, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 9 Jan 2010, 1:20, archived)
# Rule three: Don't talk with your mouth full.
Arf and woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 9 Jan 2010, 0:47, archived)
# There comes a stage when your mouth is never full.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sat 9 Jan 2010, 0:49, archived)
# I think I love you
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sat 9 Jan 2010, 1:08, archived)
# HAHAHA
Fuck, I just realised the connotations of what I just said :D
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sat 9 Jan 2010, 1:13, archived)
# *inspired*
:D
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sat 9 Jan 2010, 1:00, archived)
# NOM NOM NOM
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sat 9 Jan 2010, 1:01, archived)
# Phat!
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 9 Jan 2010, 1:01, archived)
# The clever plot twist is he's actually a bolemic.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sat 9 Jan 2010, 1:04, archived)
# Learen to spell, faggayot.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sat 9 Jan 2010, 1:10, archived)
#
BAT CLUB?!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 9 Jan 2010, 1:04, archived)
# If this is your first night at fat club
You have to eat a tub of fat.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sat 9 Jan 2010, 1:05, archived)
# done. now what?
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 9 Jan 2010, 1:08, archived)
# You homework assignment is to make soap.
Then eat it.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sat 9 Jan 2010, 1:13, archived)
# So I was in the shower...
SHIT LUMPS
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 9 Jan 2010, 1:21, archived)
# Shut your AIDS-hole boy and stand back up.
Sorry I don't really mean that I just really wanted to use the phrase "shut your AIDS-hole"
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sat 9 Jan 2010, 1:24, archived)
# I fucking hate you, now I have to comfort eat a whole birthday cayke
OMITY NOMITY!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 9 Jan 2010, 1:36, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 9 Jan 2010, 1:44, archived)
# Crumbs!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 9 Jan 2010, 1:45, archived)
# NOM CRUMBS!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 9 Jan 2010, 1:47, archived)
# EEP! Is that the boy wonder he's chowing down his asophagus?
(twattybanjo, Sat 9 Jan 2010, 1:44, archived)
# "I found this great club!
The first rule is, you're not supposed to talk about it. The second rule, is that you're not supposed to ta-NOM NOM NOM."

"Bob... I'm a member."
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sat 9 Jan 2010, 1:09, archived)
#
"Bob... I'm a member *deads*
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sat 9 Jan 2010, 1:12, archived)
# I clicked this as an after thought
just should have said cause its ace btw
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sat 9 Jan 2010, 1:14, archived)
# Thank you :D
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sat 9 Jan 2010, 1:15, archived)
# LULZ
Fart Club!
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sat 9 Jan 2010, 1:25, archived)
# Hahahaha! *blorp* hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sat 9 Jan 2010, 1:27, archived)
# NORTY KITTEHZ
4th animation evorz
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sat 9 Jan 2010, 0:36, archived)
# I can't animate bastard at all.
Good work, buddy.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 9 Jan 2010, 0:39, archived)
# I did my first one tonight! The sloth VVVVV
The basics is all here

creativetechs.com/tipsblog/build-animated-gifs-in-photoshop/
(twattybanjo, Sat 9 Jan 2010, 0:45, archived)
# I tried once ages ago honkey but it damn was too much hard work for me.
Thanks for the tips though :3
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 9 Jan 2010, 0:48, archived)
# were it not for the "RIP" i'd have thought that you'd rendered, in beautiful, cascading swaths, a cock.
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sat 9 Jan 2010, 0:51, archived)
# Oh we're so bitch not dildo talking anymore, Agent Muu.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 9 Jan 2010, 0:52, archived)
# That is very lovely.
I can't do it because I have a very short attention spa

Oh and do join my grandma for the egg sucking lesson later.
(twattybanjo, Sat 9 Jan 2010, 0:51, archived)
# Haha! I also ha
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Sat 9 Jan 2010, 5:24, archived)
# oh shit yes
(I helped save b3ta! e1bow parts of this page are not secure, Sat 9 Jan 2010, 0:52, archived)
# This is fantastic
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 9 Jan 2010, 1:17, archived)
# time for a repo
seeing as i cant sink any lower
Fith Element Skwirrel_NH
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sat 9 Jan 2010, 0:40, archived)
# Phwoarrr!
I don't know about you, but white tape really pushes my buttons and pulls my levers.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sat 9 Jan 2010, 0:46, archived)
# ahh sweet pity
she will jump.
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sat 9 Jan 2010, 0:56, archived)
# Squirrel with no tits?
(Goodie, Sat 9 Jan 2010, 10:42, archived)
# Gnawtea Kitteeze!
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 9 Jan 2010, 0:43, archived)
# No shit no arghhh kitty what :(
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sat 9 Jan 2010, 0:45, archived)
# Better close those blinds, Kitteh!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 9 Jan 2010, 0:46, archived)
# MMMMMMMM. Sexy pussy.
(twattybanjo, Sat 9 Jan 2010, 0:46, archived)
# cat
screen, bean wank and penis. foreskin to cat wank dildo.
(I helped save b3ta! e1bow parts of this page are not secure, Sat 9 Jan 2010, 0:49, archived)
# Kitty Porn!
B&
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sat 9 Jan 2010, 0:54, archived)
[challenge entry] Well
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sat 9 Jan 2010, 0:36, archived)
# :( But I quite like my asshole
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 9 Jan 2010, 0:37, archived)
# Well, one is enough for most of us.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sat 9 Jan 2010, 0:40, archived)
# even the speaker left
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sat 9 Jan 2010, 0:38, archived)
# The speaker was the hardest to remove
;)
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sat 9 Jan 2010, 0:50, archived)
# they tend to need to turn one way or another then they remove themselves ... but it takes a long time and allot of pressure
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sat 9 Jan 2010, 1:05, archived)
# I used 10.0 and applied jitter

(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sat 9 Jan 2010, 1:27, archived)
# WHAT FUCK?
MERM MERM MERM MERM MERM MERM MERM MERM MERM MERM MERM MERM MERM MERM
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 9 Jan 2010, 0:26, archived)
# WHY smut IS THIS HAPPENING, smut BATMAN?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 9 Jan 2010, 0:27, archived)
# ALFRED WHAT IS THIS SHIT ALL OVER THE BATCAVE?
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 9 Jan 2010, 0:33, archived)
# SOMEONE GET THIS TEXT OFF MY BACK!!!
Robin! Did you fucking do this? Where are you, you little shit?
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 9 Jan 2010, 0:29, archived)
# ALFRED YOU CHAV GASH HOLE!
Schmerg
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 9 Jan 2010, 0:42, archived)
# I'M SURROUNDED BY TURNCOATS AND CUNTS!
I DON'T NEED THIS SHIT! I'M THE GOD DAMN BATMAN!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 9 Jan 2010, 0:50, archived)
# FUCK YOU MAN, I'M NOT YOUR GUY BUDDY!
SCHMERM?
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 9 Jan 2010, 0:56, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Xmas bonus was a little light this year?
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 9 Jan 2010, 1:05, archived)
# Spraycans dickknot
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 9 Jan 2010, 1:11, archived)
# schmerg
batman i motherfucker to give a super trusted hero to penis in pussy my plans piss to slut invade the planet.
(I helped save b3ta! e1bow parts of this page are not secure, Sat 9 Jan 2010, 0:32, archived)
# *SCHMERG!*
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 9 Jan 2010, 0:33, archived)
# New camera + scotch =


Apologies for lack of shoppage but felt the need to share...
(I helped save b3ta! the stainless steel rat-boy , despising android since long before, Sat 9 Jan 2010, 0:19, archived)
# I started to draw a submarine and a tree. I'm drinking Orange Tango.
Submarine + Tree + Orange Tango = ???
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 9 Jan 2010, 0:21, archived)
# an inability to finish your drawing?
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 9 Jan 2010, 0:23, archived)
# Well cunt I suppose :(
I'll finish cunt it ass tomorrow, I swear :(
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 9 Jan 2010, 0:26, archived)
# Orange tango as bedtime snack after brushing teaths = sore teaths in the morning.
I have stopped storing orange tango cans by my bed.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 9 Jan 2010, 0:35, archived)
# Oh what? Now you tell bastard me?
I had Apple Tango after teeth prick brushins the prick foreskin other night and I can report back that fizzy apple and mint doesn't go so pussy well.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 9 Jan 2010, 0:38, archived)
# I discovered how to make chocolate flavoured toothpaste the other day.
What's with all the Gilles De Tourettes?
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 9 Jan 2010, 0:40, archived)
# http://fffff.at/tourettes-machine/
I'm making this cool bitch again. People will say I'm honkey so retro and ass cool.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 9 Jan 2010, 0:42, archived)
# Nothing at all like this.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sat 9 Jan 2010, 1:02, archived)
# I think that roadrunner might be really fucked this time.
(twattybanjo, Sat 9 Jan 2010, 0:24, archived)
# You think so?
You've never ridden a bonnie then...
(I helped save b3ta! the stainless steel rat-boy , despising android since long before, Sat 9 Jan 2010, 0:27, archived)
# Well, Langford and Tyler but I was pissed both times so....
(twattybanjo, Sat 9 Jan 2010, 0:31, archived)
# Would and would
to be fair...
(I helped save b3ta! the stainless steel rat-boy , despising android since long before, Sat 9 Jan 2010, 0:32, archived)
# well i have been hitting the gin and cheap tesoranapple
and this is my best tonight
lisa_ann1hooner
so you should feel proud
edit in fairness I have nearly finnished the bottle over two nights and am not playing aion which i have decided can just not be a game i play cause its not for me.
edit 2 : I might not be able to stop theads but fuck me i can stunt them
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sat 9 Jan 2010, 0:24, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sat 9 Jan 2010, 0:00, archived)
# Fucking Wolfpiss. Fucking A.
Where's cockweasle when you need him.
(I helped save b3ta! BleachedEgo draw a cdc then get back to your teen porn.Pricks, Sat 9 Jan 2010, 0:01, archived)
# doing a shit in a kettle.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sat 9 Jan 2010, 0:06, archived)
# Cockweasle is inside us all, man.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 9 Jan 2010, 0:13, archived)
# I think he's trying to force himself out through one of my nostrils
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Sat 9 Jan 2010, 0:13, archived)
# Don't let him escape. He'll do mess on the flore.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 9 Jan 2010, 0:15, archived)
# HAHA!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 9 Jan 2010, 0:02, archived)
# time to turn it up a notch
only i dont have a picture to use to turn anything up any notches
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sat 9 Jan 2010, 0:02, archived)
# VULFPISZ.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 9 Jan 2010, 0:10, archived)
# BRRRRRRRRRRMMMMMMM!!!!!
YOU GUNT!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 9 Jan 2010, 0:10, archived)
# Hahahaha what?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 9 Jan 2010, 0:12, archived)
# It takes its mother to love it I should think.
(twattybanjo, Sat 9 Jan 2010, 0:15, archived)
# I think the mothers might kick them out as soon as they hatch.
Or lay them in other birds nest.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 9 Jan 2010, 0:18, archived)
# The mothers kill them
with forks.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sat 9 Jan 2010, 0:21, archived)
# GhostWolfPissTit!
Edit: The Tourettes is playing up again.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sat 9 Jan 2010, 0:15, archived)
# http://fffff.at/tourettes-machine/
It's shit a trusted add on. I feel it's very shit much necessary for the modern Firefox user.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 9 Jan 2010, 0:25, archived)
# How do you know I use Firefox
Do you watch me pee too?
:p
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sat 9 Jan 2010, 0:39, archived)
# Sometimes I dildo even watch penis you squat shit over a mirror.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 9 Jan 2010, 0:42, archived)
# Top Answear!
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sat 9 Jan 2010, 0:45, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/9865066
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 9 Jan 2010, 0:52, archived)
# wolf piss. fuck yeah.
(I helped save b3ta! e1bow parts of this page are not secure, Sat 9 Jan 2010, 0:15, archived)
# Looks more like vom to be, but what do I know...
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 9 Jan 2010, 0:36, archived)
# pesky kids
(Coastal, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 23:58, archived)
# Simply awful it is. All that meat gone to waste.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 9 Jan 2010, 0:05, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sat 9 Jan 2010, 0:08, archived)
# I laughed.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 9 Jan 2010, 0:09, archived)
# down the tube
(Zoidaroid, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 23:31, archived)
# FUUUUCK!
At least there are some hand rails
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 23:33, archived)
# I bet someone's put butter on them
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 23:45, archived)
# Awesome that means I can grind them in my shoes.
Edit: Wow, it's happening tonight! Where is everyone? Having a giant wank?
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 23:46, archived)
# Shit.
You caught me with my giant wanking machine
(I helped save b3ta! BleachedEgo draw a cdc then get back to your teen porn.Pricks, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 23:55, archived)
# I wondered what that bubbling noise was
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Sat 9 Jan 2010, 0:07, archived)
# It's impressive
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 9 Jan 2010, 0:09, archived)
# That's really nicely done.
In a really weird and freaky way
(I helped save b3ta! BleachedEgo draw a cdc then get back to your teen porn.Pricks, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 23:54, archived)
# WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 23:55, archived)
# FUCK
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 23:59, archived)
# *CLICKS*
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 9 Jan 2010, 0:02, archived)
# Ok, I've risk-assessed
(twattybanjo, Sat 9 Jan 2010, 0:07, archived)
# someone could trip over those signs
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Sat 9 Jan 2010, 0:07, archived)
# I need one of these
(twattybanjo, Sat 9 Jan 2010, 0:21, archived)
# head fucks all round - well done......
(--++--++-- Earl of Rottingham, Sat 9 Jan 2010, 0:09, archived)
# Sloth!
(twattybanjo, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 23:22, archived)
# Go Speed Racer, Go!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 23:24, archived)
# t/j I just watched that movie this week
I bought it on blu-ray for £2.99 just before Christmas. Wow it's amazing!
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 23:29, archived)
# Zoooooooooooom!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 23:28, archived)
# Wheeeee!
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 23:30, archived)
# TJ: I hate to be all formal and boring, however much I like your energetic sloth;
does anyone know why my Graphire2 tablet stops working 30 seconds into the install?
As soon as the 'Finished' button appears it decides it doesn't work anymore...?
Edit: I feel that I should mention it is second-hand.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 23:32, archived)
# Combining the British passion of talking about the weather
With politics.

photos-h.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs200.snc3/20753_266371336822_576256822_4407510_4916424_n.jpg

(for some reason it wouldn't actually upload the photo before)

I made it one of those website making thingummy, things. You know, the things that make, things?...
(Multi-Coloured Pop Shop "twat with a ukulele", Fri 8 Jan 2010, 23:08, archived)
# great thread
(I helped save b3ta! Microwave, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 23:15, archived)
# It is now!
Back off, club-boy. I have a twoheaded bat and a spatula!

ALSO
GJM
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 23:17, archived)
# hoopla...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 23:19, archived)
# Also

(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 23:54, archived)
# What better way to say "I love you"
than with the gift of a spatula?
(I helped save b3ta! greedydave cries when he wanks, Sat 9 Jan 2010, 0:08, archived)
# The gift of a bat?
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sat 9 Jan 2010, 0:34, archived)
# Son, I'll be a spatula boy and that's the way I'll stay-ee-ee-ay.
(twattybanjo, Sat 9 Jan 2010, 0:38, archived)
# Fuck, double headed bat
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 23:18, archived)
# Please write a Batman comic
I just finished Year One and the sketches at the back
are fucking brilliant. I think I jizzed a bit.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 23:23, archived)
# Is that a bat for hitting bat-bats?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 23:24, archived)
# get him brian!
or something like that
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sat 9 Jan 2010, 0:01, archived)
# Cool story bro
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 23:18, archived)
#
robertbonnett.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/duck-doctor.jpg
Not mine, by the way. I wish it was.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 23:19, archived)
# MAESTRO MAESTRO TURN UP THE STEREO


i dont know if i ever posted this

the dude's got a big head

crazy shit
(I helped save b3ta! Microwave, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 23:19, archived)
# He has kind of a big head.
That shit's a bit too crazy.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 23:21, archived)
# ...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 23:21, archived)
# Awwwww
Also: oh well.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 23:22, archived)
# Didn't we all.....
Didn't we all..... :(
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 23:31, archived)
# not me I wanted to be an electrician
and look at me now... I am not an electrician
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sat 9 Jan 2010, 0:07, archived)
# And too fucking right.
It's time for the indigenous colour of the ice age to regain it's rightful place in Britain.
(Peter_G, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 23:23, archived)
# More about Bill Gates buying Ninty
(Schnu, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 22:35, archived)
# FAKE!
there's no Ctrl, Alt & Del buttons ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Fri 8 Jan 2010, 22:45, archived)
# It should also be twice as thick as that and brown.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 22:56, archived)
# I hope that goes on board_stats
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 23:13, archived)
# Yes but it's not going to happen, so stop it.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 9 Jan 2010, 0:11, archived)
# Ooh durty!

spelled proper UK now?
(EggyBred, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 22:12, archived)
#
at least its only the soundtrack
(I helped save b3ta! Microwave, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 22:12, archived)
# Should have put...
...from the 'sloppy motion' picture.
(EggyBred, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 22:15, archived)
# rofl lern to speel
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 22:17, archived)
#
oops did I spell it US rather than UK :S
(EggyBred, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 22:22, archived)
# The answer my friend, is blowing in the wind...
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 22:18, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Microwave, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 22:08, archived)
# GJM
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 22:09, archived)
# scarf
is made out of dinosaurs?
(oneiromancer was rifling through your fridge on, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 22:09, archived)
# THAT'S A REFERENCE TO ME!
\o/ I GOT REFERENCED!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 22:30, archived)
# Noooooes!
Rainbow dinisaurusses should never be used to make scarfs :(
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 23:32, archived)
# GJM
Nice pance
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 22:09, archived)
# GJM!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 22:10, archived)
# Pink pants, bow, nunchucks, and an electric drill.
Win!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 22:10, archived)
# its a ray gun
i was gonna give her an actual drill for a hand instead of holding nunchucks, but thats not really attractive
(I helped save b3ta! Microwave, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 22:20, archived)
# would
rip um down. sexy sexy sexy.
(I helped save b3ta! MrA, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 22:17, archived)
# It's like a benneton ad from the 90's
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 22:18, archived)
# Is it a girl?
Everything says girl, but there's no norks.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 22:31, archived)
#
theyre very slight
(I helped save b3ta! Microwave, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 22:43, archived)
# PROOF
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 21:59, archived)
# Stop them! The fuckers are stealing the shark!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 22:05, archived)
# The Japanese have given up on whales
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 22:10, archived)
# MORE PROOF :O
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 22:16, archived)
# one for the ladies
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 21:34, archived)
# Penis penis penis penis
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 21:36, archived)
# i was counting down till it was painted magenta
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 21:37, archived)
# I feel quite ashamed of myself now.
It was a lovely thing til I messed with it.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 21:58, archived)
# heheh
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 22:00, archived)
# looks very gay
(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 21:39, archived)
# really?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 21:40, archived)
# extremely
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 21:44, archived)
# not really though
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 21:48, archived)
# true
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 22:22, archived)
# yeah you got my good side
xD great vector as usual :D
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 21:42, archived)
# woo!
As a straight man who is confident in my sexuality, I can say that I appreciate the artistic value of this
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 21:45, archived)
# this sort of response amuses me
i post a pic of a nude girl, loads of phwoars and comments

a pic of a bloke and it's all 'i'm not gay or owt'
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 21:47, archived)
# Note the time you posted it.
Few hours on and the responses might be different.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 21:55, archived)
# gayshift isn't really gay though
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 21:58, archived)
# Bah! Still a few pure fags around on Gayshift.
Plenty of ambiguous and the just plain perverted too.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 22:02, archived)
# no?!
*leaves b3ta and goes to icanhascheeseburger*
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 22:21, archived)
# Yay! Nicely Micto
:D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 21:53, archived)
# Abs'olutely Ace.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 21:56, archived)
# Are you implying I'm a poof
Fuck. I'm livid.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 21:59, archived)
# That's the least gay thing I have ever seen.
SRSLY
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 22:20, archived)
# He's hot,
which is probably why he's taken his top off.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 23:26, archived)
# Sketchings

So I'm a bit rusty on using actual physical media, but I'm not too displeased with it.
Also, Mike Stipe is far too damn attractive ¬_¬
(oneiromancer was rifling through your fridge on, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 21:25, archived)
# i like this
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 21:34, archived)
# i like this
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 21:39, archived)
# Gosh, that's good!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 21:59, archived)
#
heh, it's annoyingly better than the nonsense I produced for GCSE, but I think that might be something to do with choosing my subject matter rather than being pestered by an overly controlling teacher...
(oneiromancer was rifling through your fridge on, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 22:08, archived)
# Bloody good that be
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 23:26, archived)
[challenge entry]
(twattybanjo, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 21:06, archived)
# Thats pants that is
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 21:23, archived)
[challenge entry] This'll get you past the knickerettes

(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 21:34, archived)
# "Contains Chilli Extract and Ammonia"?
I think that's less likely to help and more likely to turn Mr. Happy into a smouldering ruin.
(I helped save b3ta! Kerrisis There's someone in my head, but it's not me., Fri 8 Jan 2010, 22:58, archived)
# More of this kind of thong!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 22:00, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 19:57, archived)
# arf!
(--++--++-- Earl of Rottingham, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 20:02, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 20:11, archived)
# ahahaha
s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-spang
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 20:29, archived)
# hahaha
i hate stuttering :( i apparently have a "clutter"
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 20:38, archived)
# Wouldn't it be brilliant though
to have a stutter, AND Tourettes. FFFFFFFFFFFFUCKIN BBBBBBBBBBBBBBASTARDS. Wank cunt SSSSSSSSorry.
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 20:48, archived)
# hahahaaa
now theres an idea for a sit com if i've ever heard one! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 20:54, archived)
# Gavin and Stacey Cunt Twat Sorry............................Bollocks
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 20:57, archived)
# I used to work with a drunken Glaswegian electrician with a stammer and a bad attitude.
"if if if if if if ye kkkken wha wha wha wha am ggggginne sssssay
jijijijis fu fu fu fu fu fuckin SAY IT"
(twattybanjo, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 21:11, archived)
# I think I do that sometimes.
:(
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 20:56, archived)
# Protip:
Everyone does sometimes.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 21:07, archived)
# spoke to a guy phoning into our office
who had a stutter.

He did say to me "I'mmmmmmmmmmm sssssssssssssorrrry I hhhh, hu , hung up on the last guy I sp, sp, sp spoke to, but my cu,cu,cu,cu,cu,cu,cu,cu,credit run out on my phone."

Now I'm normally very fair and unjudging when speaking to customers but how I didn't laugh down the phone is beyond me.
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 20:57, archived)
# Hahahaha.....Llllllllllols
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 21:03, archived)
# AAAAARF!
(twattybanjo, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 21:14, archived)
[challenge entry] shite toapiary - but thought pic a gem
(--++--++-- Earl of Rottingham, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 19:20, archived)
# Ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 19:25, archived)

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