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[challenge entry] Simples
(, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 3:52, archived)
# Clevarrrrr!
:)
(, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 4:57, archived)
# hahahaha
ace
click
(, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 4:57, archived)
# Nice
I was thinking of something similar.
(, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 5:00, archived)
# Needs a hammer.
So you can smash out the bits of the iPhone that the iPad does not have.
(, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 5:02, archived)
# an A4 sized fresnel lens would work better
/labcoat
(, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 11:11, archived)
# I maded a draws
(, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 3:50, archived)
# She looks like she's just heard something behind her.
Prehaps, I need quieter shoes.
(, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 4:17, archived)
# She has big ears
She would hear your heavy breath from a distance.
(, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 4:41, archived)
# I really like the style!
I made an experiment With your draws (that sounds weird)
Can I put it here?

Edit: here it are

If you want, I will destroy it with my hands!
(, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 4:44, archived)
# Yes.
Edit: awesome!
(, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 4:48, archived)
# Here's my go.
(, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 4:49, archived)
# Actually
This is close to the colors I was thinking originally. I had even color the girl on Photoshop, but turned around and put some filters to make her look all sketchy again to match the pencil made background I had just done.
(, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 4:56, archived)
# Red leather seemed the best to me.
The hair colour sort of had to match, once I thought that.
(, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 5:00, archived)
# may I? ...
(, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 4:55, archived)
# Tits are watching me
(, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 4:57, archived)
# It's like they follow you around the room.
(, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 5:46, archived)
# Hahahaha!
(, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 5:01, archived)
# :((
(, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 5:04, archived)
# *laughs harder*
(, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 5:06, archived)
# *Laughs so hard a little wee come out!*
(, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 5:40, archived)
# Hahaha oh fuck yes.

(, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 10:35, archived)
# Nice!
Good work.
(, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 4:50, archived)
# Cheers!
I like yours too, how weird that we both INSTANTLY started dabbling haha.
(, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 4:51, archived)
# Yours makes me want to chop her out and go 3D it just to keep up.
Cheers!
(, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 4:53, archived)
# for sock + another hat



(, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 3:25, archived)
#
(, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 3:27, archived)
# hahaha
:( link didnt work, got my hopes up then
(, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 3:28, archived)
# :D
(, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 3:28, archived)
# Why does the O look like a W?
(, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 3:46, archived)
# haha
I had too much space between the s and the o so I just put a thingamy wotsit in the space, as you do
(, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 3:48, archived)
# It would have made more sense to have it at the bottom.
Like the Omega.
(, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 3:56, archived)
# poor pig
(, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 3:13, archived)
# Hahahahha I'm gonna kick this shit at a pig
(, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 3:14, archived)
# I once had a friend that egged a dog in a drive by
The dog was baffled
(, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 3:21, archived)
# Poor dog :(
(, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 3:24, archived)
# I like to think of the dogs reasoning after the egging, it would be like WTF -and if it was my dog I'd be angry
(, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 3:28, archived)
# Yeah, the dog would probably just be confused that he's covered in delicious eggy goodness
Owners would be pissed tho.
(, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 3:29, archived)
# I wonder how hard it is to get egg out of a dog?
(, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 3:31, archived)
# that's a once in a lifetime fluke. Like my friend who hit a bird with a stick - this thing was like a sparrow or sumfink
not that I'm trying to glamorize that. By friend I mean, this guy I knew. And he was a sociopathic dick
(, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 3:35, archived)
# depends where it hits
Dog would probably clean itself
(, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 3:37, archived)
# I guess there is always a poodle parlour for dogs to get clean.
However, pigs that have had a shit kicked at them would probably enjoy the whole experience ROFLIAS (roll on the floor laughing in a shit)
(, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 3:41, archived)
# kick shit at it!
(, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 3:42, archived)
# Push hard at the back end and they pop out their mouth.
(, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 3:40, archived)
# haha straight into the frying pan
(, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 3:42, archived)
# Awwww!
On the other hand, once the dog found out it was food
it might have returned to the exact same spot for more.
HIT ME WITH FOODS AGAIN, PLSKTHX etc.
(, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 3:28, archived)
# it would return with a pan and a stove
(, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 3:30, archived)
# HAHAHA! Just so.
(, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 3:32, archived)
# maybe a chinese variation of egg nog-
egg dog
(, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 3:34, archived)
# Fuck! Now I want to kick shit at a pig.
(, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 3:20, archived)
# haha
(, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 3:28, archived)
# I'll leave you with a quickie.
(, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 2:39, archived)
# Beautiful.
(, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 2:43, archived)
# Any of you guys remember Gilgamesh?
I made a tribute: b3ta.belm.co.uk/gilgamesh.gif

RIP Gilgamesh :-(
(, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 2:49, archived)
# Aye, i think I do
What happened to him/her?
(, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 2:54, archived)
# Oh nothing, he just left b3ta and made his own board.
hahahahaha
(, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 2:57, archived)
# HAHAHA
fuck.
(, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 2:58, archived)
# I expected horses.
I'm not sure if what I got was any better.
(, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 2:57, archived)
# I can make you see horses if you want?
(, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 2:57, archived)
# Oh no, I think it is quite fine as it is.
No doubt you'll be moved to make a horsy one eventually. Best to
let these things grow organically. The smell is worse that way. [/;-D
(, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 3:05, archived)
# I have about 30 horses redirects on 5 domains or so.
Only two Riks so far...
(, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 3:10, archived)
# Cunt
(, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 3:02, archived)
# Oh Hai Talk! ;)
Bored over there again? ;)
(, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 3:09, archived)
# GO TO BED MIKEY
(, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 3:10, archived)
# Shudduppa you face!
(, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 3:11, archived)
# Pop star Joe Dolce was once in a
Cheesy pop duo called DolceLatte!
(, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 3:43, archived)
# Gadzooks!
(, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 2:50, archived)
# To whit
To woo
(, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 2:53, archived)
#
(, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 1:23, archived)
# oh dear!
(, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 1:29, archived)
# That wolf looks like it's about to be sick.
(, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 1:32, archived)
# It has snow on its chin.
It's been sweeping a snowy chimney. Yeah.
(, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 1:36, archived)
# IT DID NO SICK
(, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 1:41, archived)
# Oh, sorry 'bout that...

Better?
(, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 1:45, archived)
# YAY!!!
(, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 1:48, archived)
# damn. you beat me to it.

(, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 1:50, archived)
# Ooh, vibratey.
(, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 1:54, archived)
# The whole wide world prefers the vibratey sick.
(, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 2:03, archived)
# This is one bandwagon I never learned the origins of, and am somewhat afraid to
but i do love it.
(, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 2:00, archived)
# IT DID SICK
(, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 2:02, archived)
#
YET
(, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 1:47, archived)
# haha
(, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 2:03, archived)
[challenge entry] FEEEED MEEEEE
Off he went to buy a shiny new Apple iPa-OHSHIIII*SCARF*
OMNOMNOM
(, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 1:04, archived)
# OH NO
THE BULLRING! IT'S ALIVE!!!!
(, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 1:05, archived)
# FUCKING HELL, RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!
(, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 1:08, archived)
# it's ok, It's full of shoppers
And a selfridges which sells krispy kremes
(, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 1:11, archived)
# you won't escape
it's made of pins. PINS!
(, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 1:13, archived)
# Really? The Bullring is made of pins? D:
(, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 1:16, archived)
# well that's what it looks like to me
a shitload of pins stuck into a blob of bluetack
(, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 1:20, archived)
# with shoppers inside!
(, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 1:21, archived)
# That part is fine.
As long as they are being digested.
(, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 1:26, archived)
# They are brummies D:
(, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 1:28, archived)
# We just can't fucking help it
(, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 2:07, archived)
# Aghh
Selfridges monstarr
(, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 1:13, archived)
# hah
is that its nose?
(, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 1:19, archived)
# mouth + straw
for sucking up ipad customers
(, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 1:22, archived)
# My goodness!
(, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 1:19, archived)
# Still disgusted.
But listening to Sunn O))), as I'm doing at the moment, appears to help a little bit.
(, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 1:56, archived)
#
woo
(, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 8:03, archived)
# Itsa very nice!
(, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 10:27, archived)
# im freeeeee


(, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 0:46, archived)
# Tiny bunny is tiny!
 
(, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 0:48, archived)
# freeeee falllliiiinnnng
(, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 0:48, archived)
# RABBIT!
(, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 0:49, archived)
# beehatspunk!
(, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 0:54, archived)
# hello the fiend
i like your hat thingy, any chance of a sock grafiti type thing? it'd be super cool if you did!
(, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 0:54, archived)
# He just uses an online grafiti generator. He's a big fraud.
(, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 0:57, archived)
#
(, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 0:59, archived)
# you fucker , my secrets out ;)
(, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 1:00, archived)
# Haha :D
Rush Rush Rush Stab Stab Stab :D
(, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 1:01, archived)
# Bun! :D
(, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 2:01, archived)
# GO!GO!GO! :D

(, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 23:29, archived)
# Yay!!
(, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 23:30, archived)
# Celine Dion is winning!
(, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 23:31, archived)
# hahahahahaha
'kin hell :D
(, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 23:33, archived)
# *clicks hard and long*
This isn't just Woo,
This is Marks and Spencer Woo, made from free range kittens and a succulent blend of the freshest pixels...



(I made this just for this very Woo!)
(, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 23:31, archived)
# That woo deserves a new woo in itself then :)

(, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 0:08, archived)
# Ta!
I may redo it properly when I'm not so tired and spazzy
(, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 0:10, archived)
# FFS are you all trying to rip a hole in the space/time continuum?
because this is what happens when you woo a woo.

The phrase is HI COCKALORUM! Look it up.
Edit: Here dictionary.mictoboy.co.uk/define/hi+cockalorum/
(, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 0:38, archived)
# wow................deserving of woo itself
magic:)....*clickin*
(, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 0:09, archived)
# I might just stick an ipad in the window and compo it!
(, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 0:12, archived)
# The window could be a giant iPad
so you didn't have to go inside to shop if there are large queues or you could order stuff when the shop is closed.
(, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 0:17, archived)
# All the disadvantages
of both internet shopping and going out into the real world!

and with that, I'm going to bed. Nite B3ta
(, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 0:21, archived)
# Nighty night and nice speepytimes!
Don't dream of giant iPads now :)
(, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 0:29, archived)
# ARF............brilliant!!!
I'll vote for it:D
(, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 0:36, archived)
# This is ultrawin! :D
(, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 23:32, archived)
# GO! GO! WOO!
(, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 23:33, archived)
# YIPPEE!....love it
:D:D
(, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 23:35, archived)
# I want fishee to win!
(, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 23:40, archived)
# Taht fish needs to be restrained!
edit- YIKES!
(, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 23:51, archived)
# yikes!

(, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 23:52, archived)
# Yay! I"m blowing out the candles!!!
Holy shit!
Photobucket
(, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 23:54, archived)
# Happy B3taday!
(, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 23:54, archived)
# Yippee!
Photobucket
(, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 23:55, archived)
# MONORAIL CAT :D
(, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 23:56, archived)
# STILTYBRAT!
Photobucket
(, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 23:56, archived)
# :D

(, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 23:59, archived)
# Wufflers!
Photobucket
(, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 0:01, archived)
# Wheeeee!
He's having funtiems!
(, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 0:05, archived)
# STILTS!
(, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 4:25, archived)
# Damn, missed your candle while making coffee.
Happy b3day, noneneverwhatevertheless.
(, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 0:08, archived)
# Yay!
Fezzy says, that's some really messed up spelling you've got there buddy-o.
Photobucket
(, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 0:16, archived)
# Yay! THREEFUCKINGDEE²!
(, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 0:21, archived)
# I can't believe I'm SIX!
It's all so sudden.
Photobucket

edit- I did this so long ago I don't even know what the white part is.
(, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 0:37, archived)
# Parasitic moth.
They are DEADLY.
(, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 0:44, archived)
# hahah

(, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 23:51, archived)
# "...like a fish needs a racing car"
(, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 2:06, archived)
# Great day at the races !
(, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 23:36, archived)
# yeah!
:D

edit: only problem is they're not called PrawnGP anymore.
(, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 23:37, archived)
# I always thought that was a stupid name anyway.
Brawn that is. Whenever I heard/saw it all I could think about is bits of meat in jelly then got hungries :(
(, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 0:07, archived)
# :D
(, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 23:39, archived)
# Chuffing fab, as usual.
*click*
(, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 23:43, archived)
# Go Speed Racer Go!
(, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 23:49, archived)
# huzzah!
nice one elbis.
(, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 0:35, archived)
# This is great.
Perfect expressions.
(, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 2:04, archived)
# simple

yay
(, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 22:39, archived)
# Or you're using your other hand
(, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 22:40, archived)
# ....
(, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 22:45, archived)
# \0/
(, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 22:59, archived)
# I do
.
(, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 22:42, archived)
# and if it's smudged
you had an erection 5 minutes ago
(, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 22:43, archived)
# and now i'm off
g'night all
(, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 23:06, archived)
# 'night Smashy
(, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 23:16, archived)
[challenge entry] Errecshens.
THIS IS PROBABLY RELEVANT.
(, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 22:44, archived)
# your hand?
is this a sketch of it for the reward posters?
(, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 22:48, archived)
# I had an ericsson once
:D
(, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 22:52, archived)
# Weyhey!
(, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 22:56, archived)
# So did you sue that Scottish guy over this
Cuz you shoulda.
(, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 23:01, archived)
# hand
(, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 23:17, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 0:33, archived)
# Biros don't have spellcheck eh?
Non the less, I like this! ;)
(, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 22:44, archived)
# Quick, call the sherriff!
(, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 22:50, archived)
# Still don't get it, but,
HUFF!!

*edit* aha!
(, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 22:53, archived)
# It's 'None the less' ;)
or nonetheless.
(, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 23:02, archived)
# Ah fuck off
(, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 23:10, archived)
# :D
I checked my dictionary and everything.

The definition is simply 'Nevertheless'.
(, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 23:12, archived)
# I had one of your stompy things set to music
(dance of the sugar plum fairy) but it's fecking 10mb and I don't know how to optimise it.
(, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 23:17, archived)
# :o
what format?
(, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 23:18, archived)
# It was about 6 months ago and I've forgotten
It's at work. I keep meaning to open in and start fiddling. I shall report back to you next week.
It was your lovely cow stomp.
(, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 23:24, archived)
# very nice
I'm sure there's people around who can help, I wouldn't know how.
(, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 23:28, archived)
# err....
i believe you have erred on the spelling.
Also- you are an amputee aicmfp
(, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 22:49, archived)
# don't worry-it can happen to anyone:(
(, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 22:50, archived)
# Hahaha!
Have now got the that age when that sometime occurs, you got a 19 year old virgin in your bed, you're horny as hell, and your dick looks like a worm on speed. GAAAAHHH!!!

Fuggit, have another beer n take the piss out of CSI...
(, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 22:59, archived)
# Gnops hand
Image and video hosting by TinyPic
(, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 22:57, archived)
# Being a bit of a b3ta noob
... I was wondering if anyone knows the origin of the luminous pink penis bandwagon? Who decided on the shade of pink? When was this shade of pink first applied to a penis?
(, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 23:10, archived)
# I've been around for 7 years and I only vaguely remember when magenta was deemed the suitable colour
Maybe 6 or so years ago?
I'm old, my memory is.... *looks for car keys*
Nice bit of ham for tea, yes.
*pisses self*
(, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 23:13, archived)
# It's magenta, easily chosen on 'shop,
three hairs on each bollock, not too much detail.

Lord only knows where it started but it's a good solution to when you need to show a penis but you can't ACTUALLY show a penis, plus it often looks funnier...
(, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 23:14, archived)
# My bet is that it was 'giant squid'.
(, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 23:15, archived)
# good question
(, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 23:17, archived)
# Wait, what colour is yours?
(, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 23:18, archived)
# *lols*
(, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 23:20, archived)
# Don't listen to them.
It was invented by me last week, not just the bandwagon but the penis also.
(, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 23:28, archived)
[challenge entry] my daughter made this earlier - it reminded me of Weird Al Yankovic
(, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 22:02, archived)
# Ha, so it does!

it reminded me of Weird Al Yankovic and I think it should win the compo
(, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 22:03, archived)
# hehehe
:D
(, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 22:05, archived)
# ;)
(, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 22:23, archived)
# DId you like my greedy hamster?
(, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 22:13, archived)
# Yes!

(, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 22:20, archived)
# She's a cheeky one and no mistake! ;)
She usually steals cigarette butts to eat.
(, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 22:27, archived)
# My girlfriend's cat used to do that too

(, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 22:28, archived)
# it does look like him
with overtones of the cat who married filburt on rocko's modern life
EDIT: her name was doctor hutchison
(, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 22:07, archived)
# i cant remember rocko's modern life
i think i may be missing something good :D
(, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 22:09, archived)
# it started off crap, but got better
(, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 22:11, archived)
# i really want to watch
Ahhh-real monsters. again! that was a great program.
(, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 22:12, archived)
# it totally was
much better than the crap on nowadays.
that said, i was watching spongebob this morning, it was all my hangover could cope with. i only watched it for one reason, it was the episode band geeks, which i love.
(, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 22:21, archived)
# I watched a film by the dude
who made that, Gabor Csupo. It was quite good.
(, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 22:26, archived)
# Looks much better that Al !
(, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 22:09, archived)
# heheh
digital make over! :D
(, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 22:10, archived)
# \o/
(, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 22:09, archived)
# :D
(, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 22:10, archived)
# Compo it,
fuggit, better than a lot of the other shite in there, mine included
(, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 22:12, archived)
# isnt the compo
about apple crap??
(, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 22:13, archived)
# And houses, darth vader, Last Of The Summer Wine,
and basically if you think it's good and don't give a fuck about the iPad compo the fecker
(, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 22:14, archived)
# ahhh cool
compo'd it! :D
(, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 22:16, archived)
# i mean, an MSPaint picture in an Apple-related compo?
Your daughter may be the youngest compo-saboteur in b3ta history.
(, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 22:25, archived)
# Go girl!!
;)
(, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 22:36, archived)
# Howard Stern: Self portrait (1998)
(, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 22:12, archived)
# hahaha
i once saw a film about him - it was shit! :D
(, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 22:13, archived)
# Private Parts?
You sir are wrong! That is the best film EVER!
(, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 22:22, archived)
# ~naughty~ NOOB!
(, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 22:14, archived)
# hahah
yes i'm very much a noob! :D
(, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 22:15, archived)
# little B3TANs are everywhere
here's some bread my little girl made this week....."daddy why are you taking a picture?"

(, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 22:20, archived)
# hahahah
you must be so proud! :D
(, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 22:21, archived)
# dildo with a built-in yeast infection
(, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 22:22, archived)
# beautifully put
:)
(, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 22:23, archived)
# i thought so
(, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 22:26, archived)
# *glees*
(, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 22:38, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
(, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 2:50, archived)
# :D
I like the sun and the make cups.
(, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 23:10, archived)
# THE POWDER OF BEEF COMPELS YOU!
(, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 22:02, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 22:05, archived)
# one medium/large spang please
(to go)
(, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 22:03, archived)
# :D
(, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 22:06, archived)
# I could just drink a cup of OXO lovely stuff
love the pun haha

(, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 22:06, archived)
# Awwww can we frontpage this again?

(, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 22:07, archived)
# No I won't allow it :D
(, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 22:08, archived)
# LOL .......perfect:D
(, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 22:07, archived)
# Wickedly wet and wonderful !
(, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 22:11, archived)
# I bet you say that to all the girls ;)
(, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 22:17, archived)
# It doesn't hurt . . .
Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee !
(, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 22:21, archived)
# The exhaleorsist . . .
(, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 22:07, archived)
# god made me do it
...better out than in:D
(, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 22:08, archived)
# The power of beef compels you!
(, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 22:13, archived)
# Ack!
HAHAHA!
(, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 22:13, archived)
# yay!
thank god it's not another copy of the poster :D
(, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 23:08, archived)
# Schwing! Party on John!
(, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 21:55, archived)
# Bulimia . . . I'll hurl !
(, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 22:01, archived)
# Seam Jouster
(, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 21:50, archived)
# Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit!
(, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 21:52, archived)
# Entered in the tournament of chumpions !
(, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 21:54, archived)
# Tally Ho!
(, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 21:54, archived)
# High Ho Sliver !
(, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 21:55, archived)
# [sic]?
(, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 21:57, archived)
# Very much so !
(, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 22:05, archived)
# I don't know what this is but I want one!
(, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 21:55, archived)
# I do hope that you have an unstable to keep it in . . .
(, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 21:56, archived)
# Nah
I'll keep it in the garage and ride it to work...
(, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 21:58, archived)
# Ride On !
(, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 22:06, archived)
# i don't know what that is
but i swear it wants to eat me
(, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 21:56, archived)
# It would like to start with some finger food !
(, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 21:57, archived)
# *dons protective gloves*
(, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 22:02, archived)
# Ah so you have one of the Monarchy as a jouster
/channeling Catnipppp :D
(, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 21:57, archived)
# I would channel as well . . . however iLost my remote . . .
(, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 22:00, archived)
# *logs on* .....what the?..........aaaaaaaaaaaah :D
(, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 21:58, archived)
# Shirley you joust !
(, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 22:00, archived)
# Yay!

I'll joust wiz yez
(, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 22:03, archived)
# Let the games beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeegin !
(, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 22:05, archived)
# He's ousted the other jousters.
(, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 23:14, archived)
# Roust about right !
(, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 0:19, archived)
# I don't like Tony Blair...
In fact I think he's an evil cunt...



Click for bigger (168 kb)

(, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 21:28, archived)
# I think you've altered this photograph to support your pre-conceived narrative.
(, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 21:31, archived)
# I see he's reading the latest Dan Browne
:D
(, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 21:31, archived)
# Aye, he's a horrid little fucker alright.
(, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 21:32, archived)
# I that the necronomicon?

Not as evil as you say then
(, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 21:33, archived)
# Yep, but he's into his fictional works of fiction...
EDIT: ...to justify acts of extreme violence...
(, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 21:35, archived)
# It's the Jackanoryicon
"Once upon a time there was an evil dictator called Sadam amd he had loads and loads of Weapons of Mass Destruction which we called WMD for a nice little soundbite for the Press..."
(, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 21:39, archived)
# Very much this^
(, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 21:46, archived)
# Weasel wording little fucker NEVER said anything like that.

Note: The text is a quote and the faux back inset is one of the "sites".
(, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 21:50, archived)
# I laughed.
Then I read your note...

Source? (esp for the pic)
edit: background pic
(, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 21:57, archived)
# The lab equipment is one of the six photos ever released to the press of "evidence" of WMD manufacturing in Iraq.
AP is the photo credit as I recall, I'd have to restore back ups to check in my work file. That's a very very old pea.

edit: I misremembered the source credit...
Courtesy of U.S. Marine Corps
news.stanford.edu/news/2005/march2/gifs/kosol_chemlab.jpg

(, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 22:04, archived)
# Cheers!
(, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 22:11, archived)
# Slimy bastard
(, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 21:58, archived)
# Even pond scum thinks he's a sick little monkey.
(, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 21:34, archived)
# and now you're making me think of stimpy and his happy helmet
(, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 21:35, archived)
# I'll teach your grandmother to suck eggs!
(, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 21:38, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
oh, i fucking love this!
(, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 21:39, archived)
# HappyHappyJoyJoy!
(, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 21:39, archived)
# i want a pet crocostimpy!
(, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 21:40, archived)
# Awww! That would be lully!
(, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 21:43, archived)
# it would indeed
and would go nicely with a frilled ren
(, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 21:55, archived)
# Evils
Image and video hosting by TinyPic
(, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 21:40, archived)
# blaire's next hols

(, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 21:53, archived)
# That's hot !
(, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 21:54, archived)
# I'd visit...
looks nice...
(, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 22:01, archived)
# Cool.
I mean, hot.
(, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 22:05, archived)
# He is a bad man.
(, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 22:07, archived)
# Indeed! And LOL.
(, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 22:10, archived)
# :D
Unfortunately the cunt probably sleeps better at night than me. And I've never started an illegal war... (yet)
(, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 22:13, archived)
# Do it.
(, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 22:14, archived)
#
1 Start illegal war
2 Depose dictator
3 ?????
4 Oil?
5 Profit!

(I may have missed out some steps, but seems pretty simple to me)
(, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 22:19, archived)
# Could be worse
I for one would hate to be followed, night and day, by Mandy.
(, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 22:14, archived)
# I think that was the worse crime of all
I didn't want to believe ina conspiracy that the Govt could kill someone and sign it off as a suicide but the whole thing just stinks and makes me very fearful of what the fuck is wrong with our Democracy?
(, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 22:17, archived)
# Very much this^
Somehow killing one guy (and the manner in which it happened) seems far worse then the deaths of thousands of soldiers and civilians in the actual invasion of Iraq...
(, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 22:22, archived)
# type tony blair into google
one of the first suggestions is "tony blair antichrist"

right after "tony blair faith foundation"
(, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 21:44, archived)
# He's practising his speech to Moloch
for the next party at the Bohemian Grove.
He's the sacrifice guest of honour






/dons tin-foil hat
(, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 21:57, archived)
[challenge entry] The underpants gnomes gave him the idea for this one.
(, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 21:23, archived)
# Steve Jobs is the Underpant GnomeKing
:D
(, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 21:28, archived)
# hahaha!
i've got the underpants gnome song in my head now!
(, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 21:31, archived)
# I've been thinking.
All that money and he still buys shit jeans.
(, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 21:42, archived)
# Look you'll ruin the profits of the Shit Jeans Company
saying stuff like that :D
(, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 21:59, archived)
# Oh no's!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 22:26, archived)
# False profit . . .
(, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 21:28, archived)
# He will burn your embassies
or silk cut if you have them
(, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 21:30, archived)
# what about JPS?
(, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 21:32, archived)
# Or superkings
he isn't fussy
(, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 21:33, archived)
# I've heard he's a menthol bastard.
(, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 21:35, archived)
# Only when he want to appear cool in front of his nerdy eco-warrior friends
(, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 21:40, archived)
# damn him!
(, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 21:35, archived)
# Hey look everybody

It's Awesomejesus™
(, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 21:16, archived)
# Norks!
LOL.
(, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 21:18, archived)
# It's pretty sad really
I had blended the hippo head with the flamingo body beautifully.

But then I had to add norks
(, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 21:28, archived)
# Good.
Don't fight the impulse.
(, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 21:44, archived)
# This guy is so awesome
HE IS WORTH WORSHIPING
(, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 21:18, archived)
# Yes!
(, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 21:29, archived)
# *Drops to knees*
If only Sunday services were so groovy
(, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 21:36, archived)
# groooovy

(, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 22:04, archived)
# AWESOME!
(, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 21:19, archived)
# that hippo's breath
is worse than the breath of a normal hippo, which is pretty bad.
(, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 21:19, archived)
# Ride that wild thang !
(, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 21:20, archived)
# This is pretty much how I imagine the second coming will go down
(, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 21:21, archived)
# Hahaha!
I can't wait then
(, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 21:26, archived)
# Yeehaw pardner

(, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 21:29, archived)
# haha Quicktime Jesus is awesome
(, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 21:23, archived)
# Okay fine I'll use Quicktime. Christ.
(, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 21:23, archived)
#
(, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 21:23, archived)
# I cannot stop looking

(, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 21:30, archived)
# Ohhh, those teeth are freaking me out...
(, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 21:32, archived)
# Almost got all the ratcheting out of the uppers, but it still splits a bit.
I may redo her again at some point as I have learned some newer tricks.
(, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 21:36, archived)
# Wow
that looks exactly like someone I know
(, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 1:15, archived)
# great googly moogly!!
(, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 21:25, archived)
# He's pretty awesome
(, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 21:27, archived)
# blah im bored
(, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 21:15, archived)
# you should be bored more often
i shaved a cactus once
(, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 21:16, archived)
# I drew a fat cat because chicks dig fat cats.
(, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 21:23, archived)
# his x-shaped poop chute amuses me
(, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 21:26, archived)
# Nice shades of shades !
(, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 21:28, archived)
# :D
you should send your sonic pics to www.ukresistance.co.uk/
(, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 21:28, archived)
# haha its funny how you tell me about sonic pics
when this picture wasnt even a sonic pic. i could have sworn i once saw some chiptune videos of mine on that blog but i dont find them on there anymore odd (never submitted them there though)
(, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 23:45, archived)
# Help my kid is driving me to drink!
(, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 21:11, archived)
# It's working !
(, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 21:13, archived)
# i have a deep distrust of pubs called the royal oak
(, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 21:13, archived)
# I have a deep distrust of a plantlife-based monarchy.
(, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 21:30, archived)
# This will happen if the Queen dies before Charles does
(, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 21:34, archived)
# were you ever twatted over the head
with a bottle of budweiser outside a plant-based monarchy? or had some little skank try to steal your purse in a different plant-based monarchy?
(, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 21:34, archived)
# I don't blame you
My Uncle owns a pub called the Royal Oak

It's a proper shithole


(, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 2:04, archived)
#
:D
(, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 21:18, archived)
# Hahahaha
Damn kids.
(, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 21:18, archived)
# Hahahaha
well played ;)
(, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 21:18, archived)
# superb!
(, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 21:23, archived)
# Wheeeeeeeehehehehe!
(, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 21:24, archived)
# and away from it again!
it seems
(, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 21:30, archived)
# Frustrating little blighter ain't he
(, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 21:33, archived)

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