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..wil, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 14:42, archived)

Very true.

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 14:43, archived)

Your pics are adblocked for me.

My version of adblock looks for the word "ads" with punctuation directly on either side.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 14:43, archived)

You could disable it for b3ta.com.

The only adverts I'm aware of are some AdWords on the front page.

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 15:40, archived)

"I'm a PC"

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 14:44, archived)

very biblical!

woo

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 14:46, archived)

Heh

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Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 14:46, archived)

(herman:D, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 14:54, archived)

O HAI HERE'S A PICKSHUR OF A THING IN A SUPERMARKET LOL

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 14:39, archived)

O HAI ROFL!

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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 14:48, archived)

I IZ IN UR FLOOR

KLEENING

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thwart is just not feeling it with you, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 15:43, archived)

DFS

(Steelrat The thief of bad gags., Thu 18 Feb 2010, 14:39, archived)

"The DFS winter sale will be AMAZING!" Really? Won't it just be a sofa sale. That's not particularly amazing.

Anyway, this is excellent!

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 14:42, archived)

~~winter~~
all year round

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 14:43, archived)

Wow.

I like this!

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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 14:47, archived)

They may be voracious xenomorphs obsessed with sticking their facehuggers on everyone

but they love comfy sofas!
Yay!

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 14:50, archived)

new acid-blood-proof fabric on all our sofas

(KeenBean objects to this comma, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 14:57, archived)

nicley

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 14:59, archived)

Fake!

DFS sales never end.

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Peej, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 11:53, archived)

oh brucie...

click for a brucie bonus

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mutated monty, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 14:29, archived)

Can you guess how old

Brucie is?..

(CaptainSpaulding is the leader of the lost cause., Thu 18 Feb 2010, 14:31, archived)

Not as old as Tim Westwood

big dog

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 14:38, archived)

Errr...

Higher...

(CaptainSpaulding is the leader of the lost cause., Thu 18 Feb 2010, 14:41, archived)

cor

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 14:33, archived)

*cheery waves*

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 14:35, archived)

alright Riverghost

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 14:42, archived)

The brucie bonus is ace!

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 14:34, archived)

Brucie!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 14:53, archived)

just noticed the brucie animation, amazing work.

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 14:56, archived)

Hoping it hasn't bindun.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 14:22, archived)

Gonna RIS this

(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 14:26, archived)

wallies are another name for pickled gherkins

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 14:27, archived)

Did not know.

Is this some American thing?

(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 14:28, archived)

Nope.

I thought a lot of people called them wallies.

EDIT: I think it is an oldish slang.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 14:30, archived)

Guessing Wallies is a brand of pickled food?

edit. ah, okay, thanks

(Usernameless Wooh, scary. Not really., Thu 18 Feb 2010, 14:27, archived)

see above.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 14:28, archived)

I am logged in to empire online movie poster mash-up

AICMFP

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 14:39, archived)

Breaking news

Click to enlarge.

Inspired by news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/beds/bucks/herts/8521370.stm

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GazChap, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 14:03, archived)

Hahahaha

Silly.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 14:06, archived)

hahahahha!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 14:15, archived)

hahaha

still would

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 14:28, archived)

I do wish they wouldn't use our passposrts

quick and dirty i know, im sorry

(front_2_back is further inland from the coast than anyone else, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 14:02, archived)

ahh, I can see it now! heheh, top stuff

~~redex...well, actually I'm seeing a torn page.~~

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 14:04, archived)

You know nothing of the crunch.

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Ttssattsr, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 14:07, archived)

Oh we can all be tourists to the crunch!

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 14:35, archived)

On a recent theme

I was given a packet of this with my coffee, in a Spanish airport the other night

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Pew Pew Pew! Lasers! wannabe Gong Farmer, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 14:02, archived)

this (and several others like it) are not what the compo is about.
I took about 20 photos of humorously named products (including bonka) that i saw when i was living in spain, but im not going to upload them because the compo is not 'LOL look at this funey produckt LOL'

(sorry - im not usually an arse)

(double sorry - just realised that you havent compo'd it)

It still stands though - ive seen lots of folks compoing funny named products they just found. Anyway, the lack of shoppage is sure to enrage some people here.

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 14:22, archived)

Cock soup..?

I'm suprised no ones ever posted that up..

(CaptainSpaulding is the leader of the lost cause., Thu 18 Feb 2010, 14:28, archived)

LOL COCK

Its funny because it has cock in it

:-/

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 14:30, archived)

*is enraged*

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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 14:48, archived)

*writes angry letter to the Daily WhyOhWhy*

I must agree with taters (sorry). I have pics of a Swedish shop called Assbecks, a HK shop called Wanko, Swedish chocolate called Plopp... But I won't compo them...

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 14:54, archived)

I agree with taters too.

Sweden is such a good place to travel to with puerile-minded friends :)

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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 14:59, archived)

...

anyway, we,re in love...

(sik ly sweet, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 13:55, archived)

*has multipass* . . . . . . . . . . v

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 13:56, archived)

(sik ly sweet, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 13:56, archived)

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 13:59, archived)

Leeloo garauntees you

Instant win. For life.

(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 13:57, archived)

hahaha

*glees*

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 13:57, archived)

She lully.

Free clicks for life.

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Captain Howdy, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 14:00, archived)

I really would like to do a sex at her.

Milla Jovovovovich. A name that's once spelt doesn't stop.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 14:05, archived)

Like "bananananana"

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 14:14, archived)

i saw a roadside police accident sign the other day

It said 'can U help'. What, so now the police are using idiot speak?

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 14:25, archived)

You won't walk away from this one, you slave scum!

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Captain Howdy, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 13:51, archived)

Hahaha well done!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 13:52, archived)

hahaha

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 13:54, archived)

ha ha

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@><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 13:58, archived)

hahahahha!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 13:59, archived)

Hahaha

(herman:D, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 14:55, archived)

Again, not strictly 'moving stuff about'

not strictly 'moving stuff about'

Another Mod Edit: Posting a non-photoshopped pic to the board? Please add it to an existing thread - it's in the FAQ

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DandyLion, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 13:38, archived)

I can't take much more of this

Also. WTF Dollars?

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 13:39, archived)

.. Forrins in 'allowed to use the internet' shocker

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 13:40, archived)

Coming over here, using up our bandwidth...

Tsk!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 13:41, archived)

Emergency fluffy news story

Activated!

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 13:50, archived)

That is almost TOO fluffy

They're only fattening him up so they can eat him in a few weeks...

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 13:51, archived)

sorry, but it's not fluffy enough to rescue b3ta. Here is some more fluff to compensate:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Imgc3PpxwAw

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 13:54, archived)

It's an Ewok!

A goddamned baby Ewok!

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 13:56, archived)

Yes. Again.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 13:40, archived)

Mmmm... Dollars

So they'll be cheeper to buy, right.

Gets his plane ticket so he can go back to the Saverite in NJ

(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 13:40, archived)

Fantastic.

Do Bengay next.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 13:41, archived)

I don't understand the joke. Was this a joke? I don't understand.

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Ttssattsr, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 13:43, archived)

u pt it up yr botm

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 13:50, archived)

no, YOU wanna do BenGay

LOLOLOLOL!!!1!!

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 13:49, archived)

LOLOLOL

did u mean Moist Heat Therapy BENGAY® Air Activated Pain Relieving Pads which have a hydrogel adhesive layer and provide powerful deep-penetrating moist heat for targeted pain relief. Or did u mean the homosecks?

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 13:52, archived)

YOURE TWISTING MY WORDS

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 13:55, archived)

'logs off b3ta'

do not disturb til Weds

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McBadger COW, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 13:41, archived)

*pokes with stick*

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 13:43, archived)

A quote from the challenge intro;

...BTW: We don't expect this challenge to immediately get loads of entries so we'll probably leave it open for a while, and we'll still be running our normal photoshop compos...

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 13:44, archived)

I shall counter with a new post in an existing thread as I don't think it merits a fresh one.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 13:43, archived)

Well, I like it!

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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 14:51, archived)

... and for those of you who are old enough to remember Dan Dare in The Eagle Comic

(siamese bat, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 13:26, archived)

Arf!

Or for the Mekon... Excedrin... "When you've got a headache this big".

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 13:42, archived)

Is he the tired subbuteo player?

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 13:44, archived)

Yes, yes he is.

Probably.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 13:49, archived)

nicely done!

WOO

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 21:50, archived)

A public service message courtesy of West Wittering beach

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OldWhit, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 13:18, archived)

DANGER. THIS SIGN HAS SHARP EDGES

Hmm.

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 13:20, archived)

Erm

I've been away for a bit. Have you guys shifted Tuesday to Thursdays in my absence was there appears to be an overriding twat factor occuring today.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 13:20, archived)

It's true, you have posted more than you usually do.

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Ttssattsr, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 13:20, archived)

Wow

That's up there with 'I know you are but what am I?' as witty reposes!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 13:21, archived)

Gosh!

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Ttssattsr, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 13:23, archived)

Actually my mum IS disabled.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 13:26, archived)

So's mine:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 13:29, archived)

Thanks

All feedback much appreciated

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OldWhit, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 13:23, archived)

Wellies are not proper footwear for hiking.

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 13:24, archived)

Appologies if you took it yourself

Just seems to be a barrage of posts of just photos or other peoples.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 13:26, archived)

I didn't take it myself

but I am the one in the photo, so I still think it counts as an original

Edit - and bescause I modified some of the letters on the sign, technically it's shopped too (kind of)

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OldWhit, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 13:28, archived)

I think so.

Sounds like the sign I have on my business door. :)

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 13:30, archived)

are you sure you aren't just viewing the world through cunty lenses

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Shada, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 13:25, archived)

I just have b3ta skeptism.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 13:31, archived)

no one likes bathing with dangerous cunts

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Shada, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 13:25, archived)

eep

labia teeth!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 13:31, archived)

rre?

I don't get it.

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Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 13:26, archived)

West Wittering?

Cunt capital of the world if I remember my schooldays correctly.

(Dr GUID, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 13:41, archived)

The tripods won. There were casualties on both sides. Tescos responded.

And for the younglings: www.imdb.com/title/tt0086818/

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Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 13:18, archived)

Is it in Denmark?

www.youtube.com/watch?v=0PSyiRXIEyc

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 13:40, archived)

Without looking...Time Trumpet, yes?

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 13:50, archived)

*slow clap*

Well done. You can eat that Creme Egg now.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 13:51, archived)

(herman:D, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 13:15, archived)

er...

a touch racist, n'est pas?

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 13:16, archived)

You totally made him!

2.bp.blogspot.com/_Gf65NLuwWsU/SZ2r2UQF3AI/AAAAAAAAA74/UDeQ9Rj69m4/s400/9george-bush.jpg

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An Egg ,D, Sat 20 Feb 2010, 4:59, archived)

Erm ...

He's a chimp because ... he's black(ish)?

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 13:17, archived)

I might stop now

images.google.com/images?q=bush%20chimp&oe=utf-8&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&client=firefox-a&um=1&ie=UTF-8&sa=N&hl=en&tab=wi

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An Egg ,D, Sat 20 Feb 2010, 5:00, archived)

Racism is seeing a black man as a chimp

but not seeing a white man as a chimp.

get some perspective. They're both chimps.

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An Egg ,D, Sat 20 Feb 2010, 5:04, archived)

Because in the future, casual racism is acceptable.

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 13:17, archived)

At last racism can wear trainers!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 13:18, archived)

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 13:18, archived)

(Usernameless Wooh, scary. Not really., Thu 18 Feb 2010, 13:25, archived)

Is the KKK icon just unfortunate?

(UTB, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 13:25, archived)

HAHAHAHA

Yeah the KKK uniform was going to be used in Ghostbusters with the tagline, 'I'm afraid of no spook':P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 13:27, archived)

Riiiiiiiight....

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Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 13:27, archived)

O_o

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 13:27, archived)

I think you may be looking for this:

www.sickipedia.org

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Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Thu 18 Feb 2010, 22:54, archived)

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 13:13, archived)

Ha ha ha.

http://heron.land.nob/from_urethra/nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-19.jpg ~ 3.14MB

http://racoon.land.cockspaz/gak/pisskidneys.gif horrific_accident6-18.mpg ~ 3.141MB

http://pinemartin.land.hotromp/wut/plop.gif sink_dredgingskills5-14.avi ~ 3.1415MB

http://bluetits-on-fire.land.hardlyasafeplacetobringupachild.cunt/4ply/arsemagic.gif janinewhatdoyoumeanyoudon'twanttogotoschool7-19.mpg ~ 3.14159MB

http://hot-badger.land.dick_SmeltingIDON'TEVENKNOWWHATTHATISLOL/whoooooa/two_pandas_trapped_in_a_loft_nobody_wants_to_see_that.egg ~ 3.141592MB

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 13:17, archived)

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 13:20, archived)

Generic spam, is all.

And heron references. Lots of them.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 13:21, archived)

The last one intrigues me so much I am really tempted to click.....

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 13:22, archived)

I will take

3 red hot badgers please

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 13:23, archived)

That was done in error

Right?

(Pytchblend Had Tarmac for tea, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 13:23, archived)

nobody wants to see that egg

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Shada, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 13:26, archived)

Expert delivery.

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Captain Howdy, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 13:20, archived)

*click*

(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 14:15, archived)

Heheh

Very nice, and subtle

(nicestnihilist saw you do that on, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 21:35, archived)

Not shopped...

But you have to recognise the irony; we live in a society where paedophilia is taboo then they put a barely-legal teen idol on a product used to clear up masturbatory detritus...

Mod-edit for image size. Read the FAQ before posting thanks

(rampants, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 13:08, archived)

I can't quite see it

maybe I'm going blind

EDIT: Epic fail first post on the main board after a 2 year lurk!

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@><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 13:09, archived)

BIGGAH!

fail on so many levels.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 13:09, archived)

I wonder

if anyone has actually been through the FAQ just to see how many fails they can get in one post!

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SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Thu 18 Feb 2010, 13:14, archived)

numpty seven!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 13:19, archived)

hmmm... it would have to be NSFW, too big in size and dimensions, hotlinked, spam and racist

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 13:34, archived)

Could be reposted, NSFW, too big in size and dimensions, hotlinked, spam and racist

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 13:37, archived)

Or it could be NSFW, too big in size and dimensions, hotlinked, spam and racist

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SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Thu 18 Feb 2010, 13:56, archived)

hahaha

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 13:58, archived)

A trail that'll lead to Quigmire

Allriiiight

(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 13:09, archived)

QUAGMIRE!

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 13:16, archived)

FAQ >>>>>>>>>>>>

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SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Thu 18 Feb 2010, 13:10, archived)

Leans Back...

*falls of chair*

(Pytchblend Had Tarmac for tea, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 13:10, archived)

Ha ha ha ha!

lols at this!

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SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Thu 18 Feb 2010, 13:12, archived)

Hello lets be friends.

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Ttssattsr, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 13:12, archived)

You dick.

It's not irony, it's not even very funny, it's a threadwaste, it's bloody ENORMOUS, you haven't read the FAQ, and, er ... you're a dick.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 13:12, archived)

IT'S THE WORST THING TO HAVE EVER HAPPENED.

RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE.

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Ttssattsr, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 13:15, archived)

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 13:15, archived)

Tech Support Barbie

Oh my god

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 13:15, archived)

hahahahahaha

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 13:15, archived)

'paedophilia is taboo'?

I didn't get this memo

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 13:16, archived)

He meant

"Paedophilia is Tatu"

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 13:18, archived)

pfft

i dont even know what this is a picture of, i can only see a small fraction of it at a time, but the outrage its dimensions will cause makes me chuckle

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mutated monty, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 13:28, archived)

Yes, because there is only one use for Kleenex.

*pats on the head* Well done.

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 13:29, archived)

It gets worse...

I bought one of my mates a High School Musical tissue box for his birthday last year. I don't think my parents got it though.

(bilton06 is so much larger than life, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 15:49, archived)

quick n shit.....seemingly

Click for bigger (96 kb)

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Larry Death Anger Pain Fear Aggression, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 13:03, archived)

HAhAHA

Like it

(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 13:04, archived)

Morrisons?

I don't get it.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 13:04, archived)

Is that Nick Griffin and his little Albanian orphan?

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@><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 13:06, archived)

I used to love that book when I was a kid.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 13:16, archived)

'ningles b3tards. Obscure one.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 12:59, archived)

ooh that's nice :D

THX whatchery m'numbery? yesh?

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arrangedletters, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 13:00, archived)

THX 1138:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 13:01, archived)

hahahah, marvelous :D

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 13:01, archived)

Leave Britney Alone!

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El Cid ...wing attack plan R..., Thu 18 Feb 2010, 13:02, archived)

Lucasfilm presents: "Workin' Man's Trousers"

THX available in selected theatres.

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Captain Howdy, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 13:02, archived)

Yes

Tomlinson Holman's eXperiment 1138:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 13:04, archived)

Probably the first thing ever recorded specifically for THX..

www.youtube.com/watch?v=4YDpuA90KEY

WARNING: Contains the word 'bastard'.

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Captain Howdy, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 13:19, archived)

Technically Return of the Jedi was.

EDIT: How interesting. I was unaware the existence of the Wilhelm Scream although on some level I had realised there appeared to be a standard scream. You learn something new everyday.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 13:21, archived)

...

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SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Thu 18 Feb 2010, 12:52, archived)

Hahahaha...

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Ninj, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 12:52, archived)

nicely done!

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Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 13:07, archived)

Raaaaaaaaaarrrgh!

Hahaha.
Aces.

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Captain Howdy, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 13:07, archived)

Batty's got two hotels on Mayfair, but he'll never live to collect on it..

.. time to buy.

Also: Yes!

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Captain Howdy, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 12:56, archived)

Loans? Aah, well that's a little out of my jurisdiction...

I want more money, fucker!

ace :D

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 13:00, archived)

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