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[challenge entry]
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 11:49, archived)
# Now I have a machine gun
buzz buzz buzz
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 11:49, archived)
# Pffft
"coming"
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 11:54, archived)
# HARR
Seamless.
Also, is the "my images" button in replies a new thing or have I just not noticed it before? All my images have been hosted on b3tards so don't know..
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 11:56, archived)
[challenge entry] Ken Bruce...



(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 11:48, archived)
# haha
i think marxism is a pretty cool guy. eh explains credit crunch and doesnt afraid of anything.
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 11:49, archived)
# Erm ... wut?
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 11:51, archived)
# Maybe his leg had just grow?
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 11:56, archived)
# That's a neato what now right.
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 12:07, archived)
[challenge entry] :)
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 11:53, archived)
# Coffee+keyboard
= win
(, Fri 2 Apr 2010, 1:51, archived)
# Hahahaha...

(, Fri 2 Apr 2010, 10:23, archived)
# Superb
pearoasting!
(, Fri 2 Apr 2010, 13:32, archived)
# And a bindun.
In fact, pretty much all the monkey movies were done to death in this challenge:
www.b3ta.com/challenge/monkeys
(, Fri 2 Apr 2010, 16:52, archived)
# Ken Bruce....
has gone completly mad!
(, Fri 2 Apr 2010, 14:13, archived)
# Yay!
(, Sun 4 Apr 2010, 23:43, archived)
# Wrong font...

(, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 10:45, archived)
[challenge entry] It's not at all scary.

(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 11:36, archived)
# that lion appears to be being bombarded by some kind of pea bukkake
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 11:37, archived)
# Peakkake?
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 11:37, archived)
# either way it's a bit of manmarrowfat
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 11:39, archived)
# ooph :)
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 11:37, archived)
# Yay!
I need to shop a bunch of gay vampires into a scene from Alien, and the girl saying "they come out at night ... mostly ...".

*wanders off*
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 11:38, archived)
# why is it raining vampires in this image?
:)
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 11:40, archived)
# Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 11:43, archived)
# Your lion is cuter.
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 11:46, archived)
# Don't make him angry. You wouldn't like him when he's angry...
this is all kinds of ace :D
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 11:46, archived)
[challenge entry] California's finest...

Edit: Wasn't actually a film...but hey ho :)
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 11:28, archived)
# it says on the front page films and tv shows, so it's ok :)
not that it matters
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 11:30, archived)
# OOh ta!
Just spotted that :)
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 11:36, archived)
# Nice 1 :D
Hahahaha:DD
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 11:32, archived)
# Hooray!
TJ: Does anyone know a good tutorial on how to do those vertical lines you get on old/delapitated movie film?
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 11:36, archived)
# yes :)
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 11:38, archived)
# Would you be so kind as to tell me exactly where I can find it, please?
/trapped blog
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 11:40, archived)
# sorry looking through bookmarks..try this brush set
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 11:42, archived)
# Those are the fellahs.
Cheers. Did you just draw those on an overlay layer, then?
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 11:47, archived)
# animation shop3..I'll gaz you
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 11:54, archived)
# In colour!
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 11:42, archived)
# Hahahaha...
(Cheeky) :)
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 11:50, archived)
[challenge entry] Spang away.
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 11:26, archived)
# pffh! :)
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 11:27, archived)
#


Incidentally, I must say I rilly, RILLY like the way they've developed the joker in the last Batman - and the "Why so serious" thing - it's really quite dark.

Which is good, obviously.

Christian Bale can fuck off, though. Ronny Corbett FTW.
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 11:29, archived)
# He's good in Equilibrium
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 11:40, archived)
# And the Machinist.
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 11:41, archived)
# superb film
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 19:47, archived)
# Equilibrium was one of the few films I've nearly walked out on...
terrible, terrible film
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 11:48, archived)
# wha? I thought i was ace
Then again, I only watched it 'cause I wear one of those coats and someone told me I looked like Christian Bale

but Sean Bean and Sean Pertwee FTW!
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 11:49, archived)
# When my dad was courting my mum, he took her to see Girl On A Motorbike, and thought it was terrible.
There's one bit where the girl says angrily "Well I'm going for a drink!" and my dad stood up and said loudly "And SO AM I!" and walked out hahahahaha
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 11:50, archived)
#
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 11:33, archived)
[challenge entry] Goat In A Shell
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 11:24, archived)
# Wait a minute...is that the Upload Goat?

(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 11:26, archived)
# The what? RIS...
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 11:27, archived)
# old b3ta saying I need teh upload codes
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 11:34, archived)
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(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 11:54, archived)
# Wait
He's misspelt it. Should be: uplaod g0atz
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 11:34, archived)
# g0atz
g0at2
90at2

goats?????????? ?????????? ?????????? ?????????? ?????????? ?????????? ?????????? ?????????? ?????????? ?????????? ?????????? ?????????? ?????????? ?????????? ?????????? ?????????? ??????????
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 11:41, archived)
# goatse?
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 11:46, archived)
# Epic in the way that Gilgamesh is.
Woo!
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 11:27, archived)
# I have just watched "Scrapped Princess"
it is good.

watch it now.
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 11:37, archived)
# A documentary about the British motor industry
and the demise of British Leyland?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Princess_%28Automobile%29
 
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 11:41, archived)
# The austin princess was an automobile?
Man, that's some serious science fiction right there!
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 12:26, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 11:13, archived)
# You'd totally need a gun to stop one of those vicious fuckers.
Tops, sir!
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 11:14, archived)
# They gave me the fear in South Africa...
Touristy places where you can tell people have been disregarding all the signs about not feeding them. Feral gangs of 12-stone musclebound psychos mugging people for their food. Not good.
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 11:19, archived)
# Hahaha that sounds ace
Best of all the existences.

They'll be claiming dole next.
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 11:20, archived)
# TBH they probably have a better and more equitable existence than most of the township residents...
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 11:21, archived)
# You're thinking
of Burberry Apes
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 11:38, archived)
# Scum.
Subhuman scum.
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 11:41, archived)
# Anything with teeth longer than your fingers should always be treated with the utmost fear.


EDIT: Before the Ant fans rhythmically beat me with their canes, it should read as '3' for Stu's number 1's, not '2'.
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 11:26, archived)
# Amazingly, teh Quo only had one
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 11:43, archived)
# ^
Legend.
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 11:48, archived)
# hahahah! top stuff :D
if they don't kill the intruder, it's really bad for their society...First, they'll eat his skin
/simpsons
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 11:24, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 11:07, archived)
# This is like a bizarre Eastern European animation from the 1970s
I like it.
 
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 11:44, archived)
# Stick em up.. nazi panda...


(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 11:06, archived)
# bless :)
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 11:13, archived)
[challenge entry] Licensed to Rut

Click to embiggen.
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 11:00, archived)
[challenge entry] reminds me of this

'ning all
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 11:08, archived)
# heh :)
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 11:13, archived)
[challenge entry] :D!
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 10:55, archived)
# Pffft.
Have you ever driven a Porsche 911? If you haven't I highly recommend it - it is so choice.
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 10:56, archived)
# ...
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 10:40, archived)
# Jim Carrey?
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 10:42, archived)
# Uri Geller
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 10:49, archived)
# Ronny Corbett
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 10:56, archived)
# Perkin Warbeck
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 10:58, archived)
# Reginald Maudlin.
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 11:42, archived)
# Jizz Henceforth, CBE
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 11:59, archived)
[challenge entry] This is definiately the right way around, isn't it? animals/humans
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 10:37, archived)
# Top shop!
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 10:38, archived)
# Four legs good
Tory twat baaaaad!
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 10:39, archived)
# is that the one where he fucks a chicken?
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 10:41, archived)
# No, you're thinking of this one

(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 10:44, archived)
# That's a turkey.
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 11:18, archived)
# he likes a gobble
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 11:37, archived)
[challenge entry] Pfft...
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 10:32, archived)
# Nicely.
*I like this*
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 10:33, archived)
[challenge entry] Actually.
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 10:35, archived)
[challenge entry] Oh, and on a similar theme:
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 10:35, archived)
# :P

(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 10:53, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 10:59, archived)
# There's some work gone into that..
*click*
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 11:04, archived)
# ooh with a re-jig I could even compo it :o
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 11:06, archived)
# Make it so!
*engages warp engines*
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 11:13, archived)
# ace!
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 11:05, archived)
# pffh
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 10:33, archived)
# Hahahaha!
:D
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 10:34, archived)
# Ah, yes, I see your problem
You're planting your fish rather than breeding them in water.

WootyNingNinj!
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 10:34, archived)
# Mornin' missus!
...and all you lullies!

:D
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 10:34, archived)
[challenge entry] Morning pal!!!
Allow me to roast this pea here...

(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 10:36, archived)
# Hahahaha...
alreeeeeeet?

:D
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 10:38, archived)
# Hahaha!
That's chock full o'win..
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 10:39, archived)
# Awwwwww!
:(
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 10:54, archived)
# pfft
*click*
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 10:37, archived)
# *Facepalms*
Ning!
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 10:38, archived)
# If you attach a boilie, they will come..
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 10:40, archived)
# +15 points for Bream Deployment. :)
See also:
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 10:57, archived)
# yey
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 11:06, archived)
[challenge entry] To everything there is a season..
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 10:30, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Bill Owlie and Cat Humble? Woo!

EDIT: Are you aware that that naked ugly bloke has your name tattooed on his arm? *fears*


(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 10:31, archived)
# That's me!
*April Fool*
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 10:36, archived)
# It's Dave the Hat!
\o/
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 10:49, archived)
# Hello!


(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 10:51, archived)
# place hasn't been the same :)
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 10:52, archived)
# you lie beautifully . . .


(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 11:01, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
the cats face is all win
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 10:31, archived)
[challenge entry] Cats rule, man..
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 10:35, archived)
# ^_^
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 10:37, archived)
# OMG That man has no COCK!
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 10:31, archived)
# "and we thought 'Praise be! A boy without a winkle!' And then someone pointed out a boy without a winkle is a girl ... "
"Oh shut up, Bernard."
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 10:35, archived)
# maybe he's pulling the "pretending to be a girl routine"
or "inhaling vigorously"
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 11:39, archived)
# Hahahahahahaha
Win!

Good taggage as always (I mean that, though it always feels like something of a backhanded compliment, or damning by faint praise.)
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 10:31, archived)
# Thanks, AV.
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 10:36, archived)
# boobies
[edit]

the more I look at their faces, the more they start to look like Bill and Kate :D
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 10:31, archived)
# No it's an owl.
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 10:33, archived)
# pussy :)
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 10:34, archived)
# pea-green boat
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 10:35, archived)
# The owl & the pussycat went to see
Woo!
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 10:33, archived)
# haha!
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 10:46, archived)
[challenge entry] For what it's worth...

RIS: wapedia.mobi/en/Bakarwal - there is no specified vowel sound so 'u' and 'a' are equivalent.
Anyway Buckri means Goat.
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 10:27, archived)
# pffh :D
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 10:27, archived)
# KrAzEe goat is KrAzEe
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 10:32, archived)
[challenge entry] a love story
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 10:26, archived)
# Hahahaha!
What a perfect source!

Woo!


(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 10:28, archived)
# haha >.<
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 10:28, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 10:34, archived)
# hahah, spot on :D
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 10:34, archived)
# Glees
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 10:36, archived)
# 8D
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 10:43, archived)
# Hahahaha...
*Click*

:)
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 10:48, archived)
# please win
please win
please win

*clicks HARD*
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 11:32, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 10:19, archived)
# So glad to have no bloody idea about what this film is.
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 10:22, archived)
# Me neither
I was just in a toad place.
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 10:24, archived)
# ^ haha indeed
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 10:24, archived)
# Why is that fella dressed like Shaun of the Dead?
Top shop!
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 10:24, archived)
# Thanks :)
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 10:24, archived)
# Nicely done, sir.
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 10:59, archived)
[challenge entry] Hang on . . . am I doing it wrong?



(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 10:18, archived)
# *points* look everyone its Dave!!!!
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 10:19, archived)
# Where?
*looks around agitatedly*
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 10:20, archived)
# C]:0D
Hello! I was here last week (on the meme bus that was in the popular page!)


(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 10:20, archived)
# Haha I didn't realise that made popular
How do, sir
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 10:22, archived)
# Thanks for including me on your bus, it was Braw!
it was Braw!and I clicked and everything . . .


(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 10:23, archived)
# *hides what he's doing*
What? Erm ... Hello, Dave!
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 10:32, archived)
# no, you are doing it right
oh yes, so right, oooooh yes.....
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 10:19, archived)
# Coo!
Gosh!
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 10:20, archived)
# Helloooooo Nurse!
and Helloooooo Dave!
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 10:23, archived)
# Hello, I originally googled 'babe' then turned safe-search on
I originally googled 'babe' then turned safe-search onand then googled pin-up. Pin-up was better.


(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 10:24, archived)
# DAAAAAAAAAAAVE !
Ello mate
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 10:25, archived)
# *man-hugs all round* ^^
VV


(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 10:28, archived)
# Haha!

Hello Dave
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 10:26, archived)
# Huzzah!
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 11:16, archived)
# just a thought....
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 10:17, archived)
# *laughs*
*then cries at the realisation she needs to refuel*
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 10:18, archived)
# I'd rather they just cosh me around the nut
bastards!
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 10:20, archived)
# Bwahahaha!
You're so getting *clicked* for that!
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 11:02, archived)

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