Sweet.His teefs are a little scary though.
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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better,
Thu 15 Apr 2010, 13:05,
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Is it Conrad Poohs?(
Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Thu 15 Apr 2010, 13:08,
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Apparently the BNP want people to make posters for them - too subtle?See the article here: ow.ly/1yKl2
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I figured that my lack of skills would probably enhance the effect of it being a real attempt at a poster for the racist shits
(,
Thu 15 Apr 2010, 12:53,
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I figured that my lack of skills would probably enhance the effect of it being a real attempt at a poster for the racist shits
I recently did a survey which blanked out what the parties were but just had their policies.One of the BNP's was that overpopulation, is, er ... caused by immigration hahahaha
So not by, um ... people shagging, then, no.
In other news, I've just discovered that there's a Volcanic Ash Advisory Committee.
(So not by, um ... people shagging, then, no.
In other news, I've just discovered that there's a Volcanic Ash Advisory Committee.
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Thu 15 Apr 2010, 12:57,
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Is there a Volcanic Ash Group In North Anglia?
Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Thu 15 Apr 2010, 12:58,
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They meet on Tuesdays. I'm going to the next one.C U Next Tuesday?
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Thu 15 Apr 2010, 13:00,
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So that's who to blame!*blames*
( barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Thu 15 Apr 2010, 12:59,
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Ha! You might be interested in this then:ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/2010/04/08/opposite-day/
Go on, build up a healthy head of venom to get you through the day :)
(Go on, build up a healthy head of venom to get you through the day :)
The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated,
Thu 15 Apr 2010, 13:00,
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Volcanic Ash Advisory Committee?Do they stand on a rooftop and shout suggestions at the approaching cloud?
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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!,
Thu 15 Apr 2010, 13:00,
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my stock response to anyone who supports the BNP is to say"we all wake up to the same Sun each day"
I'm a cunt like that
(I'm a cunt like that
Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Thu 15 Apr 2010, 12:58,
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There's actually a Scottish edition of the SunSo you're WRONG.
( Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Thu 15 Apr 2010, 12:59,
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Only printed twice a year, yes?/stereotypelols
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Thu 15 Apr 2010, 13:02,
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The wrold's first deep fried newspaper?
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Thu 15 Apr 2010, 13:03,
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wrapped in chips? Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Thu 15 Apr 2010, 13:06,
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This is true.But the trailer for some vapid limp film recently had one of the characters say "hold your thumb up to the moon, and it just covers it that's true wherever you are in the world"
Yes, moron. The moon has a circular orbit, not an elliptical one!
(Yes, moron. The moon has a circular orbit, not an elliptical one!
The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated,
Thu 15 Apr 2010, 13:03,
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that's all the proof of god I need Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Thu 15 Apr 2010, 13:06,
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there are no circular orbits in nature/pointlessly pedantic blog. fuck knows what the ellipticity of the moon's orbit is but it's pretty damn small.
the moon does not orbit the earth; since the moon is so large relative to the earth compared to other moon/planet systems, they both orbit a point just inside the earth's crust. on elliptical orbits. /even more pointlessly pedantic blog.
depending on whether you believe pluto is a planet or not -- and frankly i couldn't give a shit what it's called -- it's a double-system. i don't know where the point is that pluto and charon co-orbit around but i suspect it's about a third of the way between the two of them. /pointlessly boring blog.
i'm quite looking forward to when new horizons reaches pluto. no reasons. /pointless comment blog.
(the moon does not orbit the earth; since the moon is so large relative to the earth compared to other moon/planet systems, they both orbit a point just inside the earth's crust. on elliptical orbits. /even more pointlessly pedantic blog.
depending on whether you believe pluto is a planet or not -- and frankly i couldn't give a shit what it's called -- it's a double-system. i don't know where the point is that pluto and charon co-orbit around but i suspect it's about a third of the way between the two of them. /pointlessly boring blog.
i'm quite looking forward to when new horizons reaches pluto. no reasons. /pointless comment blog.
boris the spider,
Thu 15 Apr 2010, 13:17,
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Distance at perigee ~364 397 km
Distance at apogee ~406 731 km
(Distance at apogee ~406 731 km
Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Thu 15 Apr 2010, 13:20,
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Distance from Dustin Gee - 14 years
J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Thu 15 Apr 2010, 13:24,
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So the moon's orbit is nearly, but not quite circular?In other, related, news : there are no spherical objects in nature. Nor are any of the platonic solids perfectly realised on this material plane...
From the point of view of an observer standing on the Earth, the Sun orbits us. Also, if your measurement device is a thumb, then the measurement error will be large enough to cover quite a lot of ellipticity! :)
What I can never quite understand is that the moon is rotating (I think) but we always see one face - tidally locked? Is that right?
(From the point of view of an observer standing on the Earth, the Sun orbits us. Also, if your measurement device is a thumb, then the measurement error will be large enough to cover quite a lot of ellipticity! :)
What I can never quite understand is that the moon is rotating (I think) but we always see one face - tidally locked? Is that right?
The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated,
Thu 15 Apr 2010, 13:26,
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Yep, very, very nearly circularBut not exactly. Same with planetary orbits around the sun. I think Venus' is the nearest to circular. Mercury's is totally whacky; back in the day they thought there was an extra planet (they called it, err, Icarus I think) inside Mercury's orbit. Turns out that that was one of hte first great proofs of general relativity because it gets Mercury's orbit almost exactly right while Newtonian gravity is just wrong.
Though I think you're right that if your measuring tool is a thumb at arm length then the errors are likely to be a bit more significant than a negligible ellipticity :) I *was* being pointlessly pedantic.
I'm ashamed to say I've never actually understood tidal forces. I know what they *are* (I can even work it out relativistically), I know where they come from and all that, but I actually don't understand how they've locked the moon's rotation to us but apparently it's true. I may figure that out at some point.
(Though I think you're right that if your measuring tool is a thumb at arm length then the errors are likely to be a bit more significant than a negligible ellipticity :) I *was* being pointlessly pedantic.
I'm ashamed to say I've never actually understood tidal forces. I know what they *are* (I can even work it out relativistically), I know where they come from and all that, but I actually don't understand how they've locked the moon's rotation to us but apparently it's true. I may figure that out at some point.
boris the spider,
Thu 15 Apr 2010, 13:35,
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Did you see that they've found some exoplanets that rotate in the opposite direction to their star?I didn't know that this wasn't meant to happen, but apparently it wasn't (although now they know it can).
( The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated,
Thu 15 Apr 2010, 13:41,
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actually no i didn't hear a thing about thatif i get what you mean you mean the star's rotating clockwise and the planet is orbiting anticlockwise? that's really hard to explain. it's like you start off with everything on a big roundabout that then splits up. all the individual pieces are still going to orbit in the direction that it was spinning in. or if you mean that the planet itself is rotating opposite to the star... i didn't know anyone had got enough of a handle on a planet's atmosphere to tell which way it was rotating! that'd be fantstic.
any ideas of a link or anything?
(any ideas of a link or anything?
boris the spider,
Thu 15 Apr 2010, 13:45,
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and everyone has the same sized thumb and the same length arms.or something.
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Barbarossa is not my real name,
Thu 15 Apr 2010, 13:23,
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May I suggest"Guarding"?
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flake has nothing against your right leg,
Thu 15 Apr 2010, 13:08,
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HahahahahahahahaaGreat jokule, great username.
Doublepluss goodpoints = you win.
(Doublepluss goodpoints = you win.
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Thu 15 Apr 2010, 12:41,
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HaHa!That gets a well deserved click!
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NotDavidBailey isn't all that sure that he is?,
Thu 15 Apr 2010, 12:45,
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Apple tried to make a cameraBut it wasn't very good. No Flash.
( Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Thu 15 Apr 2010, 12:42,
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*comedy trombones*:)
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Thu 15 Apr 2010, 12:43,
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Hahahaha!Lovely stuff :D
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Thu 15 Apr 2010, 12:44,
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⠂∪ ⠂Edit: Haha, shit, that didn't work out very well.
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Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil,
Thu 15 Apr 2010, 12:46,
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Subject lines don't like entities, or markup. The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated,
Thu 15 Apr 2010, 12:52,
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Thu 15 Apr 2010, 12:55,
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You're such a badass rebel!Do you have a motorcycle?
( Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Thu 15 Apr 2010, 12:46,
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nahbut i do have a mustache. i could probaly summon a motorcycle.
(
sooperdave,
Thu 15 Apr 2010, 12:47,
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There's an idea for a kids' cartoon"SooperDave and his Magical Motorcycle-Mustering Moustache"
( Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Thu 15 Apr 2010, 12:49,
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hahabut what a strange street name!
( Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Thu 15 Apr 2010, 12:42,
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AlsoAnyone got any idea why the Dail Fail aren't allowing comments on this story?
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1265965/White-supremacist-Nicky-Davison-plotted-overthrow-government.html
I would have thought a foiled terrorist attack would be right up their street?
(www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1265965/White-supremacist-Nicky-Davison-plotted-overthrow-government.html
I would have thought a foiled terrorist attack would be right up their street?
Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Thu 15 Apr 2010, 12:42,
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Very intriguing...Also, in other Daily Fail news:
In response to - www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1266191/Iceland-volcano-erupts-second-time-month-forcing-new-evacuation-tourists.html
The hugely informed Jez from Harrow has to say:
(In response to - www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1266191/Iceland-volcano-erupts-second-time-month-forcing-new-evacuation-tourists.html
The hugely informed Jez from Harrow has to say:
J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Thu 15 Apr 2010, 12:49,
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It's brilliant, isn't it?And to think, that person is allowed to vote (and indeed procreate!).*
Edit: *insult only relevant if they are actually serious.
(Edit: *insult only relevant if they are actually serious.
J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Thu 15 Apr 2010, 12:52,
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That has got to be a wind up
(
Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Thu 15 Apr 2010, 12:52,
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Were it not the Daily Fail, I would agree,however....
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Thu 15 Apr 2010, 12:53,
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Looking at the other comments, I think soThere's people joking about "So when is someone going to blame Gordon Brown/NuLieBore?". And sure enough, someone did. However not everyone got the joke.
Daily Mail readers have very little capacity for humour.
(Daily Mail readers have very little capacity for humour.
Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Thu 15 Apr 2010, 12:55,
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Thu 15 Apr 2010, 12:55,
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They all have excellent patellar reflexes though Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Thu 15 Apr 2010, 13:00,
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I really hope so, it has to be a troll. The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated,
Thu 15 Apr 2010, 12:56,
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Tony from Nottingham...I've heard that Iceland have re-employed Kerry Katona to clear up this huge cloud of white dust......
( Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Thu 15 Apr 2010, 12:53,
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marie, stockport, 15/4/2010 12:09What's worrying me is that all that ash has to come down somewhere!! Are we going to become another Pompeii?
( Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Thu 15 Apr 2010, 12:57,
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If only Frankie Howerd comes back
(
Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Thu 15 Apr 2010, 13:06,
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Titter ye not! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated,
Thu 15 Apr 2010, 13:13,
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hahaha has anyone ever witnessed this?
( Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Thu 15 Apr 2010, 12:41,
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One of the oldest roadsign jokes known to humankind
No compoed, doesn't fit the brief.
Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Thu 15 Apr 2010, 12:30,
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i've not heard that one beforehave another fairly old one...
( Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank,
Thu 15 Apr 2010, 12:35,
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Oh so that's the problem. . .
w00tAlohrs Où peux-je cacher ces noix de coco?,
Thu 15 Apr 2010, 12:28,
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Who's laughing now, huh?*clicks*
( Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank,
Thu 15 Apr 2010, 12:28,
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I'm notI'm rissing like a mofo
( Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Thu 15 Apr 2010, 12:41,
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Top pic : flights cancelled due to Iceland volcano ashBottom pic : Ash (from Evil Dead films), in Iceland (the shop).
( Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Thu 15 Apr 2010, 12:45,
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ah!It's been a long long time since I've seen The Evil Dead. I bet it's been remade hasn't it.
( Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Thu 15 Apr 2010, 13:05,
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That joke would never have workedif they hadn't changed their name from BEJAMS
I say, I say, I say.
What was Zimbabwe called before it changed its name?
er, Rhodesia.
What was Sri Lanka called before it changed its name?
er, Ceylon.
What was Iceland called before it changed its name?
dunno.
Bejams
(cymbal crash)
(,
Thu 15 Apr 2010, 12:43,
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I say, I say, I say.
What was Zimbabwe called before it changed its name?
er, Rhodesia.
What was Sri Lanka called before it changed its name?
er, Ceylon.
What was Iceland called before it changed its name?
dunno.
Bejams
(cymbal crash)
my fave pubquiz question ever Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Thu 15 Apr 2010, 13:07,
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Found this in the attic, is it worth owt?
Apols to the lovely Moley ;)
Ninj,
Thu 15 Apr 2010, 12:26,
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They've just compared this volcano lark to 9/11huh?
( Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank,
Thu 15 Apr 2010, 12:26,
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It was a bastard getting a flight then as wellunless you were a Saudi mate of Bush's
( Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Thu 15 Apr 2010, 12:27,
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I was flying home from Sweden on 9/11Extra security checks everywhere but flight was on time.
( Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Thu 15 Apr 2010, 12:31,
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that reminds me...Need to lend you sumfink
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Thu 15 Apr 2010, 12:32,
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oooh.....which reminds me I really must force the missus to watch Power of Nightmares.
Keep threatening too, but she's backed up with Greys Anatomy dvds at the moment
(Keep threatening too, but she's backed up with Greys Anatomy dvds at the moment
Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Thu 15 Apr 2010, 12:54,
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Silly Mrs Scaramanga*She's meant to watch them, not eat them!!!
;-)
And yes, the PON is a must-see.
* soon to be
(;-)
And yes, the PON is a must-see.
* soon to be
J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Thu 15 Apr 2010, 12:58,
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Muslim volcanoes, innit. The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated,
Thu 15 Apr 2010, 12:30,
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![[challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif "Challenge Entry: Opposite Signs"){kind=small}
Turns out I can't do sparks
Or use Photoshop for that matter.
Notorious P I G is deep undercover and reporting back on,
Thu 15 Apr 2010, 12:15,
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Those dot matrix signs on motorways properly give me the pip.Easter weekend, driving down to the in-laws through some of the most horrendous weather ever, can barely see the lights of the cars in front (those which actually had their lights on, but that's a different rant), when, hoving dimly out of the miasma ahead of me comes the sign with the edifying report "SPRAY. SLOW DOWN".
...and don't even get me started on the "SLOW - CONGESTION" warnings. Forty minutes in a queue staring at the same damn sign informing me that the road might be a bit busy. Pillocks.
Right. Of for lunch and a re-fluff :)
Post's nice, btw.
(...and don't even get me started on the "SLOW - CONGESTION" warnings. Forty minutes in a queue staring at the same damn sign informing me that the road might be a bit busy. Pillocks.
Right. Of for lunch and a re-fluff :)
Post's nice, btw.
barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Thu 15 Apr 2010, 12:20,
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DON'T HOG THE MIDDLE LANE!STOP DRIVING LIKE A CUNT
are just two of my favourites.
(are just two of my favourites.
Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Thu 15 Apr 2010, 12:39,
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If you're naughty, I hear they're quite easy to change...(
Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better,
Thu 15 Apr 2010, 13:13,
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Sorry......won't work on UK ones.
I should know, I wrote the software for the damn things (well, some of them, the HA likes to mix and match its suppliers)
(,
Thu 15 Apr 2010, 13:46,
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I should know, I wrote the software for the damn things (well, some of them, the HA likes to mix and match its suppliers)
hahadid you watch Stop Police Camera Action Road Chase Coppers On Wheels last night perchance?
( Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Thu 15 Apr 2010, 12:28,
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hahaI was thinking this too. It concerns me slightly just how often I find myself watching this programme.
( Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Thu 15 Apr 2010, 12:40,
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It gives you a chance to tut at boy racerswithout getting your head kicked in
( Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Thu 15 Apr 2010, 13:10,
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They call it a summit cos they is got summit to talk about, innit/Stavros
( Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Thu 15 Apr 2010, 12:24,
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Hahahaha!Nicely done...
Virgin Trains? This would explain a lot :D
(Virgin Trains? This would explain a lot :D
J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Thu 15 Apr 2010, 12:14,
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haha, marvellously done.P-rost in his first book wrote about, wrote about
( Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Thu 15 Apr 2010, 12:15,
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Aaargh!Triffids!
( Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better,
Thu 15 Apr 2010, 13:18,
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Was waiting for the beautifully animated masterpiece from youYou have not disappointed.
( Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Thu 15 Apr 2010, 12:27,
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hehe Kickstart for Trains Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Thu 15 Apr 2010, 12:34,
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Wow! Since when did this animate?This has now gone from good to Super-Awesome! *click*
( Barbarossa is not my real name,
Thu 15 Apr 2010, 15:15,
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I particularly likeThe uncomfortably long gap when you stare at your screen waiting for the next train to come. Genius.
(
ousgg is not seeking approval,
Thu 15 Apr 2010, 15:42,
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it did when I first posted itI take it the delay is too long?
( HappyToast Groat froth,
Thu 15 Apr 2010, 18:53,
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I wasn't actually being sarcasticI appreciate it's sometimes hard to spot genuine non-irony around here.
( ousgg is not seeking approval,
Mon 19 Apr 2010, 20:02,
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*summons Prodg* Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Thu 15 Apr 2010, 12:10,
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He like don't like the spacker gif inner. Give 'un a nedache. Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Thu 15 Apr 2010, 12:14,
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So a spacker gif linked to I love horses would pretty much finish him off then ;)
(
doog Don't read this.,
Thu 15 Apr 2010, 12:20,
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Especially if it were an over-size pea in a new thread. Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Thu 15 Apr 2010, 12:21,
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How does one do that?Is he like the Candyman? or Beetlejuice?
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Thu 15 Apr 2010, 12:13,
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Just repost in a new thread...(
barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Thu 15 Apr 2010, 12:14,
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He's like Candyman for Children In Need if it were run by Arnie. Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Thu 15 Apr 2010, 12:15,
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low ramp
couldn't find a decent pic of one of these down the street so here goes a vandalization of a googley image found on teh interwebs
...and weren't we lucky that he did?dreadful film
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Thu 15 Apr 2010, 12:07,
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Aliens are coming! Quick, nail some wood over the windows! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated,
Thu 15 Apr 2010, 12:08,
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The aliens appear to be fuckwits, Mel! They don't like water but 75% of this planet is exactly that.Mel Gibson: FUCK OFF I HATE THE JEWS
(
An Eagle in Your Mind,
Thu 15 Apr 2010, 12:13,
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I wrote a paper last year on Passion of the Christentitled "Mental Gibson's Medieval Passion for Anti-Semitism"
( Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank,
Thu 15 Apr 2010, 12:19,
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It is amazing that a spacefaring race failed to notice this obvious feature of the planet. The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated,
Thu 15 Apr 2010, 12:25,
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*rages*fucking hell I paid fucking real money to see that pile of shit
How stupid is the plot when they need to get a message from beyond the grave from Gibson's dead wife to realise the potential merits of hitting the alien with a baseball bat?
(How stupid is the plot when they need to get a message from beyond the grave from Gibson's dead wife to realise the potential merits of hitting the alien with a baseball bat?
emvee cruor deo cruoris,
Thu 15 Apr 2010, 12:28,
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...and he nicked it from Spielberg's original plot for ETTRUFAX
( Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Thu 15 Apr 2010, 12:20,
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some of them have been good so far.it'd be better if, as usual, people followed the brief
( Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank,
Thu 15 Apr 2010, 12:09,
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Badmarsh & Shri.Duh.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Thu 15 Apr 2010, 12:10,
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FUCKThere's a hideous woman on my TELLY! The interviewer just asked "where should you be right now?" "Orlando, meeting Mickey Mouse". She's trying to blame the airport for this VOLCANO TURBO FUCK.
"they didn't give us anywhere to sit while we was waiting"
WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU EXPECT? ITS A FUCKING AIRPORT, NOT DFS
("they didn't give us anywhere to sit while we was waiting"
WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU EXPECT? ITS A FUCKING AIRPORT, NOT DFS
Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank,
Thu 15 Apr 2010, 12:08,
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I'm going to die of a heart attack while watching TV Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank,
Thu 15 Apr 2010, 12:10,
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I've got one chained to a radiator in my basement. flake has nothing against your right leg,
Thu 15 Apr 2010, 12:35,
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I prefered the one who blamed Iceland.....claimed it was revenge for th banking thang..Clever folk.
( w00tAlohrs Où peux-je cacher ces noix de coco?,
Thu 15 Apr 2010, 12:10,
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I'm going to go have a look what David Icke's forum has to say about thisIf I'm not back in ten minutes send a search party
( Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank,
Thu 15 Apr 2010, 12:12,
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"Sounds like an overreaction to cause more travel chaos, towards the end of the Easter Holidays. At least there should be no chemtrails today, with no air traffic. Sky in London, murky grey clouds, sun trying to peek through."
This is the only day I wish there were Chemtrails. Bring some of the fuckers out of the air! lol
I've just had a thought, I saw some on the way to work today.. so clearly, they aren't stopping? So if they're still going despite no Airliners due to be flying over, doesn't that prove something to the skeptics?
The Northern part of Europe is now without any kind of airforce if jets can't fly Are they covering something up that's alot more serious i wonder?
(This is the only day I wish there were Chemtrails. Bring some of the fuckers out of the air! lol
I've just had a thought, I saw some on the way to work today.. so clearly, they aren't stopping? So if they're still going despite no Airliners due to be flying over, doesn't that prove something to the skeptics?
The Northern part of Europe is now without any kind of airforce if jets can't fly Are they covering something up that's alot more serious i wonder?
Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank,
Thu 15 Apr 2010, 12:18,
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That sounds superb. Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Thu 15 Apr 2010, 12:20,
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When there's a big news story I start with b3ta, move to BBC and finally find out what Icke's fans think.
Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank,
Thu 15 Apr 2010, 12:23,
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A sound methodolody. Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Thu 15 Apr 2010, 12:36,
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:)It would be great to have a continuous running commentary on tv. A little like the deaf signer that lives in the corner of the screen. I nominate Charlie Brooker or Frankie Boyle.
( The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated,
Thu 15 Apr 2010, 12:11,
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That'd be amazing. I'd love to have that as a possible career path. Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank,
Thu 15 Apr 2010, 12:20,
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there is a simple solutionlet everyone who wants to get on a plane, and then they've only themselves to blame when the ash shuts off all four engines and they plummet to their death
(
twig Save 6 Music,
Thu 15 Apr 2010, 12:13,
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you can be my minister for Transport Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank,
Thu 15 Apr 2010, 12:24,
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I'd be an excellent choicemy first law would be: everyone must live within a 15 minute walking distance of their workplace, or face a 50% tax. Oh look, I've just solved congestion, parking and the environment in one go.
( twig Save 6 Music,
Thu 15 Apr 2010, 12:31,
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BAA should install a massive industrial meat-grinder, hidden behind a door,and then when anyone whines and complains too much, they are fed into it, fooled by being told there are free doughnuts inside.
/given this way too much thought blog
(/given this way too much thought blog
J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Thu 15 Apr 2010, 12:17,
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When I become Democratic Leader For Life I want you to be my home secretary Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank,
Thu 15 Apr 2010, 12:19,
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I humbly accept.Right, where's my to-do list?
1. Introduce the compulsory serving of asparagus at breakfast
2. Free corsets for the under-fives
3. The abolition of Simon Cowell
(1. Introduce the compulsory serving of asparagus at breakfast
2. Free corsets for the under-fives
3. The abolition of Simon Cowell
J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Thu 15 Apr 2010, 12:23,
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I propose a 100% Simon Cowell tax on all instances of Simon Cowelland an orbital death ray
( Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank,
Thu 15 Apr 2010, 12:24,
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How could I have forgotten the Ion Cannon???
J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Thu 15 Apr 2010, 12:29,
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Hahahaha yay! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Thu 15 Apr 2010, 11:56,
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I am all RIS n that over thisbut I feel I artichoke you for it
( Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Thu 15 Apr 2010, 11:56,
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pfft to both Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Thu 15 Apr 2010, 12:30,
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They make it look easy! :o
w00tAlohrs Où peux-je cacher ces noix de coco?,
Thu 15 Apr 2010, 11:51,
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WE WILL TEAR YOUR SOUL APART!Using only an Allen key and a small spanner (supplied)
( barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Thu 15 Apr 2010, 11:52,
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I feel the hush... a hush for a threadrush!
Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Thu 15 Apr 2010, 11:50,
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Oh Joe, dear Christ ... Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Thu 15 Apr 2010, 11:50,
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oh very droll! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Thu 15 Apr 2010, 11:50,
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Oh dear me :)TJ: anyone else watching the News? Is there anything as fascinating to the Great British Public as cancelled flights?
( Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank,
Thu 15 Apr 2010, 11:51,
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Nature 1. Mankind 0 check out /links
there's a good news report on there from Edinburgh airport
(there's a good news report on there from Edinburgh airport
Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Thu 15 Apr 2010, 11:52,
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Hope we get some nice colourful sunsets from all that ash Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Thu 15 Apr 2010, 11:53,
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They reckon it's probably going to be too high up. Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Thu 15 Apr 2010, 11:55,
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Damn, I was rather looking forward to that. J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Thu 15 Apr 2010, 11:57,
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They are all trying to find a way to blame Gordon Brown for this.Nothing frustrates the British Public (for there is nothing Great at all about them) like an event they can't blame someone for.
( barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Thu 15 Apr 2010, 11:53,
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I'm just impressed that Unite managed to recruit Mother Nature in their strikes Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank,
Thu 15 Apr 2010, 11:56,
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It's Iceland's revenge for the bank collapse embarrassment"You want to sue us for the lost money? Fine, we'll just ground all your flights."
( Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Thu 15 Apr 2010, 11:59,
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A premise that has kept the Daily Mail & Daily Express running for years... J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Thu 15 Apr 2010, 12:12,
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It's laughable reallyIt's like the BA strikes. "Rich people can't go on holiday!"
What about the tube strikes, when 4 million people can't get to work?
(What about the tube strikes, when 4 million people can't get to work?
Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Thu 15 Apr 2010, 11:54,
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Oh I remember someone being interviewed by the BBC in the last tube strikethey were asked what they thought about the proposed tube strikes, the answer was "Well everyone else will have to drive won't they, where will we park?"
wanker
(wanker
Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank,
Thu 15 Apr 2010, 11:57,
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Poor little Tarquin & Farquincan't go jet-skiing.
Bless.
(Bless.
J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Thu 15 Apr 2010, 11:56,
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All I want to know is, is this the End Times and can I start looting yet? Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank,
Thu 15 Apr 2010, 11:59,
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I'm off down to Tesco just in caseto stock up on essentials like beer and crisps
( Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Thu 15 Apr 2010, 12:00,
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essentials ** my daily shop.
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Thu 15 Apr 2010, 12:01,
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Yes!*breaks out the shotguns and combat trousers*
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Thu 15 Apr 2010, 12:00,
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essentials ** my daily shop.
( Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank,
Thu 15 Apr 2010, 12:04,
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Hah! Telegraph headline:"Flights cancelled by volcanic ash: what are your rights?"
( The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated,
Thu 15 Apr 2010, 12:08,
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Daily Mail Headline:"MUSLIM ASYLUM TERRORISTS BLOW UP VOLCANO, CAUSING CANCER AND LOW HOUSE PRICES"
( Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank,
Thu 15 Apr 2010, 12:11,
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Oh dear lord...:)
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Thu 15 Apr 2010, 11:53,
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b-b-b-but they are children! CHILDREN! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Thu 15 Apr 2010, 11:50,
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'enlarging children'can get you on the register!
( Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Thu 15 Apr 2010, 11:57,
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If I became a Catholic Priestwould I be granted immunity?
( R.Soul hmmm,
Thu 15 Apr 2010, 12:00,
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oh yes indeedas you were Father R.Soul
( Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Thu 15 Apr 2010, 12:03,
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not Rapeyour then? Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Thu 15 Apr 2010, 12:35,
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