fucken oath mate!you don't want those bloody signs breeding!
(image shot not shopped)
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Fri 16 Apr 2010, 2:27,
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(image shot not shopped)
I don't have a pictureBut there's a "Don't shoot at the signs" sign at a range near here.
At least I think that is what it once said.
(At least I think that is what it once said.
An Egg ,D,
Fri 16 Apr 2010, 2:30,
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i found a kangaroo skull in some remote sandy place there.and the other day i found this sign here:
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postbear has metal knees,
Fri 16 Apr 2010, 2:22,
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Infrared aerial view of one of those crop circle kinda thingies ?
Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Fri 16 Apr 2010, 2:26,
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It clearly means that b3ta is beamed from OuterSpaceand that Rob is an intergalatic ginger alien!
But I suspect a fake there is no spluffs and no mandatory 3 pubic hairs!!
(But I suspect a fake there is no spluffs and no mandatory 3 pubic hairs!!
maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Fri 16 Apr 2010, 8:09,
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Was apologising to GodHe sees everything-- That was probably a lot easier for him before the interwebs.
( An Egg ,D,
Fri 16 Apr 2010, 2:23,
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Thought about Fast: Childrenbut it'd only work during lent.
( An Egg ,D,
Fri 16 Apr 2010, 2:43,
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Is that all you've got?My plus fours disperse your textual spanging.
( An Egg ,D,
Fri 16 Apr 2010, 3:03,
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I can imagine that being saidin a New York accent when discussing him
"yeah, he's like that kid from that book, Paedo Pan. Even called his ranch Neverland. Freakin' nut job."
("yeah, he's like that kid from that book, Paedo Pan. Even called his ranch Neverland. Freakin' nut job."
Holly Would long wheel based tranny,
Fri 16 Apr 2010, 2:37,
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howdy
5x7". I'm going to try printing this in black and white with some minor changes. Might be more effective like that.
Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway...,
Fri 16 Apr 2010, 1:31,
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Wood grain working really nicely in the sky there.
(
Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better,
Fri 16 Apr 2010, 1:34,
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yeah,needs to be brought out a bit more along the top though.
( Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway...,
Fri 16 Apr 2010, 1:44,
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If you say so. :)I thought it worked quite nicely being one-sided like that.
Edit: see, mofaha likes the clouds too.
(Edit: see, mofaha likes the clouds too.
Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better,
Fri 16 Apr 2010, 1:50,
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I just did some air of Van Guff
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums,
Fri 16 Apr 2010, 1:43,
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Arf!You should bottle it: L'air du Van Guff. It'd sell millions.
( An Egg ,D,
Fri 16 Apr 2010, 1:49,
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I did not glide gracefully through the air and land in the tree at the bottom of my garden :(Stupid scrotum
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums,
Fri 16 Apr 2010, 2:19,
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Lovely.I really like the colours and the clouds.
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Fri 16 Apr 2010, 1:48,
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Just so you know, this message made me have to go and smoke some pot.I hope you can live with yourself.
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums,
Fri 16 Apr 2010, 1:16,
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never give it up if you give it a try(
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Fri 16 Apr 2010, 2:05,
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GET THEE BEHIND ME
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Fri 16 Apr 2010, 2:41,
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Sorry . . . I forgot what we were talking about . . . Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Fri 16 Apr 2010, 1:30,
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Sadly it's a bindunwww.b3ta.com/board/10006955
but I liked it both times
(but I liked it both times
emvee cruor deo cruoris,
Fri 16 Apr 2010, 1:26,
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![[challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif "Challenge Entry: General election: Photoshop Libdems"){kind=small}
Damn!and thanks for telling me. So I'll post this hastily shopped Lib-Dem battlebus (with room for all their voters) in an attempt to redeem myself.
( An Egg ,D,
Fri 16 Apr 2010, 1:27,
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I thought it was funny, and fit the guidelines perfectlyhummus strikes twice sometimes, it's a fact of b3ta :/
[edit]pffft to the battlebus, looks like the house opposite me...where the local lib dem councillor lives
([edit]pffft to the battlebus, looks like the house opposite me...where the local lib dem councillor lives
emvee cruor deo cruoris,
Fri 16 Apr 2010, 1:35,
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Look at the real thingI did a better job than they did and I had to do all kinds of horrible things with the perspective. They just had to cut around the heads.
( An Egg ,D,
Fri 16 Apr 2010, 1:40,
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POL POT POL POT POL POT POL POT(
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Fri 16 Apr 2010, 2:11,
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Probably bindun...
...but I think of this whenever I see the sign.
hahaha..........fuckin'awful.........ly good
(
Elvis impersonator,
Fri 16 Apr 2010, 1:03,
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I feel for them . . . Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Fri 16 Apr 2010, 1:05,
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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better,
Fri 16 Apr 2010, 1:36,
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I'm blind you insensitive bastard!
(
Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better,
Fri 16 Apr 2010, 1:51,
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I see what your mean ! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Fri 16 Apr 2010, 2:06,
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heh! I chortled...Now, I too, will think of that.
( Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway...,
Fri 16 Apr 2010, 1:32,
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was that caused by the comet which flew over the midwestern US early Thursday morning? :D
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Fri 16 Apr 2010, 0:46,
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yesthe headlines here in Aus
"English people won't be having their Sunday roast this week!"
(,
Fri 16 Apr 2010, 0:48,
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"English people won't be having their Sunday roast this week!"
Subday roast, yumm!!All of these earthquakes and mine collapse are starting to concern me a bit. I live on the New Madrid fault which hasn't had a major shake since the 1800's
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Fri 16 Apr 2010, 0:57,
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New Madrid is a good one!When it slipped in 1811-1812 the Mississippi changed course and it was felt as far away as New York!
Wiki, but probably true.
(Wiki, but probably true.
tubaman,
Fri 16 Apr 2010, 2:19,
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Smokin' that ice ! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Fri 16 Apr 2010, 0:53,
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Just so you know, after seeing this I had to go and have a smoke.I hope you feel guilty
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums,
Fri 16 Apr 2010, 1:00,
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Just so you know, I wasn't even thinking about smoking a cigarette until I read your post.Now I am going to light up, and it's all because of you
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Fri 16 Apr 2010, 1:05,
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me toosomething ought to be done about this!
( Elvis impersonator,
Fri 16 Apr 2010, 1:07,
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Propellorcat!!
Click for bigger (125kb)
'Ning! I'm going to show off something else I did this evening. I bought and completed Blue Toad Murder Files episodes 1-3, and wrote a review: www.anna-ghislaine.com/game-reviews/bluetoad.php Game's a bit pants but I want to get back into reviewing.
Bob Todd whee,
Fri 16 Apr 2010, 0:39,
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propellorcat seems rather out of sortsCHEER UP, PROPELLORCAT
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Fri 16 Apr 2010, 0:42,
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Propellorcat has an awful lot of skin
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums,
Fri 16 Apr 2010, 1:01,
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Have you ever seen a hairless cat?Cats really are astonishingly wrinkly. In fact, pretty much any hairless mammal that's normally hairy. We're surprisingly un-wrinkly for mammals.
( Bob Todd whee,
Fri 16 Apr 2010, 1:04,
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"We're surprisingly un-wrinkly for mammals."Speak for yourself :(
*looks sadly at scrotum*
(*looks sadly at scrotum*
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums,
Fri 16 Apr 2010, 1:12,
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If you pull the skin at your sides does your scrotum smooth outand you get side-flaps like a sugar glider?
( Bob Todd whee,
Fri 16 Apr 2010, 1:17,
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Not sure. I'm just going to test this by jumping out the window naked.I'll let you know how it goes.
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums,
Fri 16 Apr 2010, 1:19,
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Put your fingers in your ears and listen to the white noise !♪_______________________♪
( Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Fri 16 Apr 2010, 0:42,
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heheheheCan I add a soundtrack?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFRacpYt5F0
(,
Fri 16 Apr 2010, 0:37,
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFRacpYt5F0
White noise works every time . . . it's the lowest common denominator ! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Fri 16 Apr 2010, 0:41,
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I suspect there's gonna be more than just their heads aching when they're doneooooof!:)
( Elvis impersonator,
Fri 16 Apr 2010, 0:41,
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'The Nutcracker'
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums,
Fri 16 Apr 2010, 1:15,
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Suite . . .I'll have you know since you mentioned Nutcracker . . . I had to go out and . . .
( Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Fri 16 Apr 2010, 1:29,
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PUNY HUMANSDo not stare. Morbo is not feeling himself today!
( Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Thu 15 Apr 2010, 23:57,
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on a debate themeage....I say your ten cent titanium tax GOES TOO FAR!
(,
Fri 16 Apr 2010, 0:00,
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and I say your ten cent titanium tax DOESN'T GO TOO FAR ENOUGH.
(
kingofpork is the king of pork,
Fri 16 Apr 2010, 0:03,
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*stares*Oops, sorry.
( Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better,
Fri 16 Apr 2010, 0:03,
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He looks like Richard Cranium Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Fri 16 Apr 2010, 0:10,
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pfft...having a head like a bell-end surely has it's drawbacks :) Elvis impersonator,
Fri 16 Apr 2010, 0:11,
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A bell-end with big green eyes and teefs wouldn't be too good either...
HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman,
Fri 16 Apr 2010, 1:57,
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in an incredably unexpected movei rather like this
(
ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet,
Fri 16 Apr 2010, 0:36,
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Reminds me of..(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums,
Fri 16 Apr 2010, 1:08,
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"underneath the aaaaarches".....sing along now Elvis impersonator,
Thu 15 Apr 2010, 23:56,
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unexpectedcaused lols
going to hull
yay
wtf
have a *cleek*
(going to hull
yay
wtf
have a *cleek*
discomeats This canoe,
Fri 16 Apr 2010, 0:08,
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lol indeed.Don't know if you're aware, but Diana's is just one of a growing number of preventable deaths.
Your donations can help raise awareness and prevent deaths caused by carpool tunnel syndrome.
(Your donations can help raise awareness and prevent deaths caused by carpool tunnel syndrome.
Holly Would long wheel based tranny,
Fri 16 Apr 2010, 0:11,
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And here I thought it was carpole tunnel syndrome... HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman,
Fri 16 Apr 2010, 1:58,
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HahahaI'd much rather a visit from Holly Would than Holy Wood
(That's the old choirboy in me)
((That's the old choirboy in me)
Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat,
Thu 15 Apr 2010, 23:47,
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lordy!almost identical to this I made a few months back, but without the paedophile pope
( spesh.,
Thu 15 Apr 2010, 23:46,
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Nah... yours has much more woo.
(
Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat,
Thu 15 Apr 2010, 23:48,
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Ahhhh, takes me back(
Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better,
Thu 15 Apr 2010, 23:48,
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Not shopped?NOT SHOPPED?!?!?!!!
( Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better,
Thu 15 Apr 2010, 23:41,
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I used to live near there :)What's the pub the mountain rescue team meet in? Mad Cat or something?
( spesh.,
Thu 15 Apr 2010, 23:45,
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There's that ballooning place in Pidley too isn't there?
(
spesh.,
Thu 15 Apr 2010, 23:58,
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I miss the fensWas in Soham 4 years.
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kHiTe Post-Punk Retro Child: Indier and Gother than Thou,
Fri 16 Apr 2010, 1:16,
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...
Loosely inspired by this.
Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better,
Thu 15 Apr 2010, 23:17,
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Gives me the urge to hop on . . . and . . . hop off ! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Thu 15 Apr 2010, 23:18,
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Might be a bumpy ride...
(
Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better,
Thu 15 Apr 2010, 23:22,
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Woo!The Lobey Dosser! Well...Elfie
/edit And then I followed the link....
(,
Thu 15 Apr 2010, 23:19,
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/edit And then I followed the link....
WHAT A LOVELY LOVELY HORSE
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Thu 15 Apr 2010, 23:23,
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Go on dog, lay some eggsdon't tell me I bought a man dog by mistake
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Thu 15 Apr 2010, 23:26,
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Kill it!Failing that, shave it for the lols.
( Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better,
Thu 15 Apr 2010, 23:40,
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but how does he smell?In other news...
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Art101 You all have an unhealthy and morbid fascination,
Thu 15 Apr 2010, 23:37,
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Where are you goingwith your fetlocks blowing in the...hang on, I can get this...
( Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better,
Thu 15 Apr 2010, 23:42,
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It's good to see someone obeying the center of gravity.Sheesh. People around here. They rarely care about physics.
(
cowcat Bituminous squeegee,
Thu 15 Apr 2010, 23:41,
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Oh, laws.They're more like guidelines really.
( Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better,
Thu 15 Apr 2010, 23:44,
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well yes, it is milkable, but it would fall over during the process.and WOO! to the pic
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Fri 16 Apr 2010, 0:19,
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vague interpretation of the compo
camp freddy well, would you look at that!,
Thu 15 Apr 2010, 22:47,
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Thats made me laughThe pope likes it too
(
hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!,
Thu 15 Apr 2010, 22:46,
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Tim the twunt likes this
hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!,
Thu 15 Apr 2010, 22:59,
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Not mine
idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink.,
Thu 15 Apr 2010, 23:30,
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I think we're gonna need a bigger Shamenwi'some strong medicine :)
( Elvis impersonator,
Fri 16 Apr 2010, 0:09,
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Yay for Happy Road, Happy Toast's long lost Brother:D
( maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Thu 15 Apr 2010, 22:26,
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It's not easy to make a blasé road sign,but I think you managed it :D
( Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name,
Thu 15 Apr 2010, 22:33,
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Hi cockalorum!
(
Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better,
Thu 15 Apr 2010, 22:35,
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ooh, that's a bit swish, thanks! Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name,
Thu 15 Apr 2010, 22:36,
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That's better than mine, dammit! dammit!
I mean nice work chap.
(I mean nice work chap.
I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?,
Fri 16 Apr 2010, 0:10,
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Yay!Also yay for your username.
( Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better,
Thu 15 Apr 2010, 22:34,
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If it's the moat I think it was then it must have been great...
(,
Thu 15 Apr 2010, 22:34,
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Details, man, we want details mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Thu 15 Apr 2010, 22:50,
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It was a Dr FosterAnd it happened in Gloucester.
(
NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan,
Thu 15 Apr 2010, 23:25,
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