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[challenge entry]
(Anal Baby You Smell, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 22:56, archived)
# Lawl!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 22:59, archived)
# NINJA DIPS!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 23:00, archived)
# Hehe
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 23:00, archived)
# They're behind the beans!

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 23:03, archived)
# die you dick!
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 23:10, archived)
#
I needed someone to swallow all my bukakee, looks like you're it
(Anal Baby You Smell, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 23:36, archived)
# FAB!
hahaha!
(Choke, Sat 24 Apr 2010, 21:56, archived)
# Late Entry
I know its kind of late but i had another image challenge to post too for the Make Art More Awesome Challenge
(AudiosErgeon, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 22:56, archived)
# More Awesome doesn't necessarily mean bigger
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 22:57, archived)
# Hello Mr Loud Fish Noise.
Keep still images under 100k and consecutive picture posts within the same thread yeah?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 22:58, archived)
# Consecutive picture posts within the same thread?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 23:00, archived)
# Could be, yeah. But you won't know unless you ask around.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 23:04, archived)
# No, I mean
is that a new rule or something?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 23:11, archived)
# No one's ever liked people posting more than one thread at once.
Unless the past six years have been a lie. Have they been a lie? Is any of this real mof? I'm scared... hold me.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 23:14, archived)
# no
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 22:58, archived)
# try and keep images under 100kb
and post them in same thread if you have more than one

welcome :)

EDIT:and try and keep them relatively small length by width wise
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 22:59, archived)
# Exactly what I said but later.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 23:00, archived)
# this makes me better than you
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 23:02, archived)
# Does it?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 23:06, archived)
# nah, sames
:D
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 23:15, archived)
# Welcome, new person :)
still images should be kept under 100kB, to minimise people shouting at you. Pull up a kitten.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 22:59, archived)
# I don't think adding some soccerball players makes a lot of things more awesome
You should've gone for LAZERTITS
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 23:08, archived)
# Hi, don't know if anyone's mentioned this:
try and keep images under 100kb
and post them in same thread if you have more than one
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 23:08, archived)
# arf

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 23:16, archived)
# Late Entry
I know its kind of late but i had an entry for the opposite films
Challenge

(AudiosErgeon, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 22:55, archived)
# yes
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 22:56, archived)
# I am not aware of this film or what you happen to have done to this poster.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 22:57, archived)
# Or why the image is so large.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 22:57, archived)
# Yeah that was my next thought.
Then I started thinking about hidden dips.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 22:59, archived)
# Tineye says: Precious
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 22:58, archived)
# I'd imagine it has something to do with the fast food.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 22:59, archived)
# My first thought was: orange.
Then: wtf.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 22:57, archived)
# What kind of name is MO'NIQUE?

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 23:06, archived)
# It's FO'REIGN
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 23:12, archived)
# It's also STU'PID

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 23:18, archived)
[challenge entry] VOTE CHAIRMAN MIOW!
(Testicles just for you, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 22:51, archived)
# I will.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 22:53, archived)
# He should have been Chairman WOW!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 22:54, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 20 Apr 2010, 23:17, archived)
# I like your cat she is a good cat
also
www.cafepress.com/dogs_of_war/1702256
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 23:21, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 22:49, archived)
# IIIIIII QWEEEEEEEEENT TO THE, DANGA XONE
xolourful comic japwes i say
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 22:51, archived)
# DANGA XONE!! DANGA XONE!!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 22:53, archived)
# IIIIIIIIIIIIIIII QWENT TO THA DANGA XOOOOOOOoooooOOOONE!!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 22:54, archived)
# niiiice
not sure whether to be disturbed or happied. strange expression.
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 22:54, archived)
# She needs to moisturise.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 22:55, archived)
# She needs to STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME!
Woopic.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 23:05, archived)
[challenge entry] bindun?
(boro_boy punched a swan on, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 22:28, archived)
# ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 22:32, archived)
# Best trade it in under the government scrappage scheme
It's over 10 years old so it'll qualify
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 22:34, archived)
# aww, cuttie cute cuttest


i drew this first way back in 2006 and i thought i might aswell draw it again, i might re do a few of these because the ideas are alright but the drawings a bit pants.

sooperdooper
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 22:18, archived)
# It's lovely.
Why don't you draw it again?
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 22:20, archived)
# Aw. I haven't had jelly tots in years.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 22:22, archived)
# I love this drawing style.
I love it, but not as much as Jelly Tots.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 22:22, archived)
# So cute my head 'asploded a little
(I helped save b3ta! keo COCKS COCKS COCKS, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 22:22, archived)
# Me?
Thank you. :) Jelly tots are quite special.
(empty head, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 22:24, archived)
# did you say jelly shots?
 
now there's an idea
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 22:29, archived)
# they are just hard to get out of the cup.
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 22:35, archived)
# I don't care for them, myself.
 
I need no kind of gimmickry to knock back the vodka
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 22:37, archived)
# Indeed.
Anything that isn't vodka just gets in the way of the vodka.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 22:56, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 22:14, archived)
# Hahahaha eeeeurgh.
Quick! Mindbleach.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 22:15, archived)
# Oh man.
Well that's my fluff quota filled for the week.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 22:24, archived)
# Eurgh. Cats.
My gf's cat just puked on the carpet. Again.
What the fuck is the point of cats? Bastards.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 22:30, archived)
# The government want us to bread them so there's enough of them in time for the inevitable owl plague brought about by them breading thousands of owls to rid society of rats
They're thinking 2 steps ahead.

Next on the agenda is the plague of hammers.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 22:36, archived)
# mmm cat and owl sandwich
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 22:39, archived)
# Deep fried owls.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 22:41, archived)
# Owl twizzlers
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 22:42, archived)
# Oo don't wuv the wuvwee fwuffee kitties?
You scum.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 22:40, archived)
# look at one of my cats
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 22:42, archived)
# Yes, squeeze, squeeze it hard.
If you let it live now, you'll regret it later.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 22:43, archived)
# im going to give them away once theyre not small and cute anymore.
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 22:46, archived)
# Cats are stupid.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 22:46, archived)
# No, they just want you to stop playing backgammon because you suck at it*

*possibly
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 22:50, archived)
# Rubbish at backgammon?
They hardly ever beat me.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 22:51, archived)
# Do they play as a team or 1 on 1?
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 22:53, archived)
# So it DOES shine out of his arse!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 22:15, archived)
# I felt a bit sick....
and that wink at the end was the last straw.
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 22:17, archived)
# AAAHHHAAHHAHGGAHHAAA! *chokes on vomit*
guugughhhhgugghuuaaaughh!
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 22:18, archived)
# Something keeps impregnating my Labrador

The worst bit is.... my Labrador is male.
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 22:08, archived)
# it's not me
your honor.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 22:10, archived)
# Purr purr puaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 22:14, archived)
# Aaargh!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 22:14, archived)
# hahaha.
fucking evil.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 22:21, archived)
[challenge entry] ning'
(I helped save b3ta! keo COCKS COCKS COCKS, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 22:07, archived)
# Nice work :)
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 22:09, archived)
# Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 22:09, archived)
# one normally follows the flouting of the other.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 22:10, archived)
# Yeah, those funeral processions are so fucking slow.
If you didn't overtake them you'd be stuck behind them for hours.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 22:13, archived)
# In the vernacular of the youth of the nation one could jest that they happen to be "dead slow"
(I helped save b3ta! keo COCKS COCKS COCKS, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 22:15, archived)
# Not surprising the people inside are always late.
(I helped save b3ta! Curis, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 22:16, archived)
# Hahaha, oh fuck.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 22:11, archived)
# Arf! *clicks*
I didn't have chance to say goodbye to my grandfather before he died.
The irony was that he drowned in a bowl of Cheerios.

© 2010 Milton Jones.
(I helped save b3ta! greedydave cries when he wanks, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 22:16, archived)
# Stars in their Eyestalks


Click for bigger (66 kb)
(Ukulele Kris from up t'north, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 22:00, archived)
# If they were going to redesign them you'd have thought that they'd have sorted the plunger on the front
rather than just make them taller, laminate them and give them a bustle.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 22:02, archived)
# My favourite part of the redesign
is the eyestalk, instead of just being a light, they've made an eyeball to look like it's stuck in there, complete with goo. It's brilliant.
(Ukulele Kris from up t'north, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 22:04, archived)
# the eye
and the vents are the only good thing about the new child friendly vacuum formed fat daleks. They don't look nearly as sinister/warlike as the previous lot.
</grumpy who fan>
(I helped save b3ta! LP, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 22:07, archived)
# They don't have slats!!
They're going to struggle when they leave their lovely static floors!! Maybe we can have dishes on the back, and robo-men?!

Another thing I like, how bloody tall they are.

Still don't like the hunchback design

EZ-MER-EL-DAAAAAAAAAA
EZ-MER-EL-DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
(Ukulele Kris from up t'north, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 22:09, archived)
# I rather liked the matt green World War II ones with the Union Jack badge.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 22:09, archived)
# ^this^
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 22:11, archived)
# ^that^
Yeah, they looked *right*... which is strange, but they really looked like they belonged in WWII
(Ukulele Kris from up t'north, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 22:14, archived)
# ^the other^
they looked like a real piece of military hardware.
(I helped save b3ta! LP, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 22:18, archived)
# ^and another
I really liked the poster they made for it too.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Tue 20 Apr 2010, 22:58, archived)
# Same here...
and you can download it from here too
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 23:41, archived)
# I liked them when I was 6.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 22:20, archived)
# hail fellows, well met
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 21:19, archived)
# Have you seen the clicky-woo
up and down Park Avenue?

(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 21:21, archived)
# *puts on the ritz*
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 21:22, archived)
# Was watching that on YouTube earlier today
The original and the Taco cover.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 21:23, archived)
# taco cover?
i'm ony familiar with the original and the young frankenstein version
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 21:24, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=OG3PnQ3tgzY
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 21:30, archived)
# that's fairly odd
www.youtube.com/watch?v=VH2nQHPs4aA
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 21:34, archived)
# What's that you say?
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 22:10, archived)
# Very dapper.


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 20 Apr 2010, 21:25, archived)
# what ho!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 21:28, archived)
# Slightly sinister wedding man.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 21:37, archived)
# there is somethin unsettling about him, yes
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 21:40, archived)
# My latest attempt at this sort of thing is down there somewhere v
How do you do yours, tracing with paths?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 21:43, archived)
# yeah
i just draw with the pen tool and fill in the shapes

i like your stoat
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 21:46, archived)
# I have to use anchors. My touchpad doesn't like freeform pen.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 21:49, archived)
# i use the mouse
i have a stylus, but i'm too spackhanded to use it. i use the pen tool to add and alter anchor points
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 21:52, archived)
# What's he looking at?
Very woosome.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 21:42, archived)
# he's reading all these comments
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 21:47, archived)
# It's a two way mirror at a urinal.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 21:47, archived)
# now that's
a hat
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 21:48, archived)
# like it - like it a lot !
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 21:48, archived)
# ta!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 21:52, archived)
# Woo
Nice:D
(herman:D, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 21:54, archived)
# this is fckin bangin
(I helped save b3ta! valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 21:56, archived)
# Oh shit, has the worldwide "u" shortage reached critical level?
America tried to warn the world, we didn't listen!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 21:59, archived)
# Oh dude, you go from strength to strength.
Nice work.
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 22:01, archived)
# Good morning!
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 22:22, archived)
[challenge entry]
(chocolateer, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 21:10, archived)
# I've never voted tory before
because i am far far away from a polling station
(trickyric, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 21:22, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 22:07, archived)
[challenge entry] 'ning
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Tue 20 Apr 2010, 21:04, archived)
# He tried DJing for a while
but it turns out he's an Aitch that can't scratch.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 21:09, archived)
# ouch
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Tue 20 Apr 2010, 21:13, archived)
# No, Aitch
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 21:14, archived)
# A itch?
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Tue 20 Apr 2010, 21:19, archived)
# 'iker's guide to the galaxy?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 21:20, archived)
# Ike says..
"take one bar of Galaxy..."
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Tue 20 Apr 2010, 21:21, archived)
# I like a bar and a half of Dairy Milk choccy in every glass of milk
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 21:22, archived)
# I prefer not to dance the chocolate cha-cha.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Tue 20 Apr 2010, 21:25, archived)
# It's a doozy !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 21:11, archived)
# Jesus H!
Very woo :)
(I helped save b3ta! Rico, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 21:14, archived)
[challenge entry] sort of oppositey
(I helped save b3ta! izb posting occasional messages since 2001, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 21:03, archived)
# haha what?
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 21:05, archived)
# I Sea
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 21:10, archived)
# i see no turtles.
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 21:10, archived)
# I see bacon
Lots of boat-sized bacon.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 21:12, archived)
# *sea
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 21:12, archived)
[challenge entry] pea

(trickyric, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 21:00, archived)
# The Empires Strikes. Quack!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 21:01, archived)
# They're fuh canard to kill!
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 21:20, archived)
# That's because they duck out of the way
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 21:31, archived)
# Water fowl thing to do.
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 21:38, archived)
# i drew my friend timmy a birthday taco


sooperdooper
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 20:07, archived)
# Happy Taco day Timmy
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 20:11, archived)
# It's like a spicy unicorn!
Ah caramba!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 20:11, archived)
# Timaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 20:12, archived)
# living a lie!
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 20:14, archived)
# DeLish !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 20:15, archived)
# I want an unbirthday taco!
:)

Has everyone seen this yet?
www.fridgemagnet.org.uk/toys/dave-met.php
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 20:19, archived)
# someone linked it on /links,
really funny
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 20:22, archived)
# I've seen it now!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 20:24, archived)
# Oh, that's pretty good.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 20:34, archived)
# 'tis amusing
"Last week, I met a rural lady, who told me that the blacks were just getting far too uppity."
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 20:57, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 20:59, archived)
# Aww, that thing looks too cute to devour
 
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 20:30, archived)
# you should make this into a yadda yadda yadda
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 20:58, archived)
# So shoot me!

I've been holding on the phone for about an hour today trying to talk to Orange about a bloody Dongle. So they're on my mind.
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 20:01, archived)
# So was an hour too longol?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 20:03, archived)
# That's just wrongol.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 20:05, archived)
# no need to kick up a pongol
(I helped save b3ta! Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright., Tue 20 Apr 2010, 20:05, archived)
# lolongle
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 20:06, archived)
# Let's have some Um Bongol
They drink it in the Congol.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 20:06, archived)
# I liked that songol
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 20:07, archived)
# It's got a catchy jongol
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 20:08, archived)
# I don't like it.
It's too strongol.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 20:07, archived)
# Canol weol stopol thisol nowol pleaseol?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 20:09, archived)
# Noel
(I helped save b3ta! Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright., Tue 20 Apr 2010, 20:10, archived)
# DON'T SAY HIS NAME! YOU'LL SUMMON HIM FROM THE PIT OF DEAL OR NO DEAL HELL!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 20:11, archived)
# Edmongles?
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 20:13, archived)
# that makes no sense
you been smoking a bongle?
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 20:10, archived)
# His undies are too tight, he's wearing a thongol
Go ahead
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 20:13, archived)
# ha ha
rub along
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 20:14, archived)
# as mentioned in Sisqo's famous songol?
(I helped save b3ta! Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright., Tue 20 Apr 2010, 20:15, archived)
# a Bongle?
Like Cheech and Chongol?
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 20:13, archived)
# Never saw that, I prefer Trongol
(I helped save b3ta! Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright., Tue 20 Apr 2010, 20:14, archived)
# Mongers
(The Earl of Kilburnie, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 20:16, archived)
# Hahaha
Believe me, I considered it.
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 20:17, archived)
[challenge entry] :(

edit:typo fixed - thank you to monge for the spellcheck :)
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 19:54, archived)
# I like your name in the crown
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 19:58, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 19:59, archived)
# seeing
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 20:01, archived)
# ??
I am intrigued :)
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 20:12, archived)
# Seing is not a real word. Did you mean 'seeing', or possibly 'being' ?
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 20:16, archived)
# ah a typo!
thank you for spotting that :)
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 9:09, archived)
# Keep Flushing Brown !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 20:05, archived)
# ha!
but ... it keeps popping back up!

WHAT DOES IT WANT?
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 20:07, archived)
# CHIPS
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 20:08, archived)
# It wants you to eat more fibre.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 20:08, archived)
# well that's just madness
maybe it's a floating voter...
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 20:11, archived)
# The kitchen sink !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 20:13, archived)
# TOO BROWN
And I don't like the font.

Game over man game over!
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 20:12, archived)
# Gill Sans
"Good enough for the Beeb. Good enough for the B3ta."
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 20:14, archived)
# do you honestly belive it will be any different
under the Conservatives?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 20:22, archived)
# yes, conservatives and Lib Dems will have a magic duvet which they will give to all british soldiers
which will stop them ever being hurt in any conflict
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 20:24, archived)
# no
I believe it will be worse. much, much, much much much much worse.
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 9:13, archived)
# Just a stoat.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 19:47, archived)
# Just?
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 19:48, archived)
# 'stoatally worth it!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 19:48, archived)
# Weasely the best Stoat I've seen today.
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 20:03, archived)
# I prefer 'Ermine' because it sounds cuter.
Like a fistfull of buttons.
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 19:48, archived)
# Woo :D
(herman:D, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 19:50, archived)
# Stoat! Woo yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 19:52, archived)
# I like this a lot
but tell me: how can one tell a stoat from a weasel?

(without some sort of psych test, I mean)
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 19:52, archived)
# Weasles look like they're wearing masks. And stoats have black tips to their tails.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 19:53, archived)
# Wait no, that's ferrets with the masks.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 19:56, archived)
# ha ha ha!
madness :)
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 19:58, archived)
# I thought that was pole cats?
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 19:59, archived)
# Bloomin' immigrants
What's wrong with good British cats?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 20:01, archived)
#
I thought a ferret was a domesticated polecat? Maybe I am just 'weasely' confused.

Ouch.
(Draco Rattus ate all the pies on, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 21:32, archived)
# You're thinking of mink.


I'm just trying to confuse the issue




(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 21:49, archived)
# Check their passport or ID card
It's clearly indicated under "species".
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 19:57, archived)
# :)
that was worth it for the joke at the end
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 19:59, archived)
# :D:D:D:D:D
aww , fantastic vectorage
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 19:56, archived)
# evil little fucker
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 19:58, archived)
# :o
NO!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 20:03, archived)
# good show

(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 19:59, archived)
# That's already in my profile :D
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 20:00, archived)
# Stoatasftic . . . say them all together now . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 20:04, archived)
# A goat, a coat, and a stoat
onna boat inna moat!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 20:07, archived)
# afloat in a moat*
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 20:08, archived)
# CHA CHING !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 20:15, archived)
#
♪ ♫ ♪ !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 20:12, archived)
# some things in a canal
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 20:08, archived)
# BINGO BLACKOUT !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 20:13, archived)
# Cor
That's a bit good.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 20:14, archived)
# That certainly gets my voat
 
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 20:29, archived)

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