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# not sure if this is a job for /links....
but when passing through a very smelly town, I saw these two places near each other on the same (or near enough) main road. I did a LOL OMGZZZZ , yay for google maps.

(JoePesky, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 23:27, archived)
# ASS WANGS!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 23:31, archived)
# front fucking page this
(__, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 23:32, archived)
# why am i looking at pictures of your ass and your wang?
also your dog
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 23:34, archived)
# Because you're a total bender.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 23:35, archived)
# :'(
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 23:38, archived)
# Mere horseplay.
I know you're not really. I don't think they allow real gays on the internet, do they?
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 23:39, archived)
# I'm sure they sell stray dog in wang's
on rice. but my dog is nice
(JoePesky, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 23:36, archived)
# GET YOUR GAS AT ASS

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 23:37, archived)
# hahahah
Pumping the ass gas
(JoePesky, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 23:38, archived)
# ASSWANG'S
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 23:47, archived)
# :)


pardon the pube per ball ratio, it made sense at the time... maybe that's why Kemp liked it
(JoePesky, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 23:51, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 0:00, archived)
# ROSS KEMP ON ROSS KEMP LIKES ASSWANG
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 0:33, archived)
# Yay!!!
Return of the Kemp!!
(Ukulele Kris from up t'north, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 1:20, archived)
[challenge entry] David Cameron, Regional Manager
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 23:26, archived)
# Did you see the makeup/slap he was wearing for the debate tonight?
He looked like a male realdoll.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 23:28, archived)
# Do you speak from personal experience?
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 23:35, archived)
# Unless you have photos
I deny everything
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 23:40, archived)
# His chin was shiny.
It looked like he was dribbling throughout.
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Thu 29 Apr 2010, 23:37, archived)
# WOULD, without any doubt, willfully and without any compensation
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 23:33, archived)
# hehe
he's certainly greasy/weasley enough...
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 23:35, archived)
# he's not weasley enough
he hasn't got red hair
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 23:37, archived)
# Um. Ris?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 23:36, archived)
# David Cameron
has a secret moustache.
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 23:42, archived)
# In a secret place?
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 23:45, archived)
# I've said too much already
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 23:47, archived)
# Oooooh.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 23:53, archived)
[challenge entry] Bin Dun


(Frogcloset (noun), Thu 29 Apr 2010, 23:23, archived)
# like..
(AnActualMoose rummaging through bins on, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 23:24, archived)
# In my 31 years of life so far, I can say with 100% certainty that I have never yet
played a game of bingo. Am I missing out?
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 23:26, archived)
# yes. yes you are.
in my first 3 weeks of going to our local bingo, i won a total of £500
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 23:27, archived)
# I fondly imagine you pulled some sort of Oceans 11 type bingo scam on em ;)
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 23:30, archived)
# if i could, i would
however, i did shout donkey felcher after waiting ages for number 34 to be called
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 23:33, archived)
# I walked through a Gala bingo hall once.....
I could still hear the numbers in my head a week later.....
I was like walking through bedlam....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 23:29, archived)
# I know what you mean
I often attend farm auctions and the auctioneer's patter turns hypnotic after 30 minutes...
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 23:31, archived)
# it can be enjoyble, if for no other reason than the atmosphere
I could never keep up with the sweet old ladies who play 10+ cards at a time.
Playing bingo at home might be a lot like watching water evaporate
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 23:32, archived)
# i can play 18 in an emergency
but it makes me go gozzy-eyed for about half an hour
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 23:35, archived)
# i'm good with about 4 at a time :P
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 23:36, archived)
# 6 is actually easier than 4
because you know every number called is on there, so you're not searching for numbers you haven't got
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 23:38, archived)
# Where he can have a glass of pop....
Shaken not stired...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 23:26, archived)
[challenge entry] Hello.... hope this is the right speed in whatever browser you use....
I did enjoy the tripy background....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 22:54, archived)
# guffaw!
(AnActualMoose rummaging through bins on, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 22:55, archived)
# Chanel 5 finally moving into the political arena?
woo
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 22:55, archived)
# Needs more naked Keith Chegwin
On second thoughts... D:
(I helped save b3ta! Rico, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 23:14, archived)
# Cock like a button mushroom
He has...
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 23:26, archived)
# what the hell have they been eating?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 22:55, archived)
# Dinner round at your house ;-)
Sorry..!! hides...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 22:57, archived)
# well, it's about the right colour
i'm having lentil soup
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 22:58, archived)
# I'm going to have bacon mushroom and egg rolls in a minite.....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 23:01, archived)
# At this time of night?
you're asking for an ulcer ;)
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 23:01, archived)
# You wouldn't say no if it have a good dolop of sweet relish on the side ;-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 23:06, archived)
# i have soup almost every night
it's homemade, so i know exactly what i'm eating
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 23:02, archived)
# I love home made lentil and carrot.....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 23:08, archived)
# it is lentil, carrot and pork
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 23:17, archived)
# MMmmmmm... nice...
Any chilli and coriander...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 23:21, archived)
# no
i ate enough jalapenos today to sort out my spicy food cravings
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 23:23, archived)
# How's the hangover?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 23:09, archived)
# better
but my head still hurts :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 23:17, archived)
# I'm in a good mood because I got an unsolicited fangaz.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 23:19, archived)
# aren't you the popular one?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 23:24, archived)
# WOW MU I THINK U R AWESOME U R SO AWESOME
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 23:31, archived)
# Just because you get them all the time.
THIS IS A BIG MOMENT FOR ME!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 23:34, archived)
#
I've never had one
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 23:36, archived)
# Anything but their partners.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 23:00, archived)
# ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 23:01, archived)
# It's amazing how they managed to get the skids up the FRONT of their boxers.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 23:09, archived)
# Doesn't everyones go up that far!!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 23:11, archived)
# Mine does but I am a dirty boy.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 23:15, archived)
[challenge entry]
(Pandemonium in my underpants, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 22:48, archived)
# They call him "2 knob Gordon"
they do
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 22:54, archived)
# ^ lilly allen?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 22:57, archived)
# /ac?
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 23:26, archived)
# WOULD, without any doubt, willfully and without any compensation
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 23:10, archived)
[challenge entry] "No Mr. Bond, I expect you too shy ... "
(DanKiddieWomb ########################################, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 22:44, archived)
# Hush hush eye to eye?
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 22:45, archived)
# hahahahaha!
i had to put up with countless posters of that parrot-coiffed cunt thanks to my sister's bizarre admiration for him
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 22:46, archived)
# Haha
This man did have the most dreadful haircut in the eighties
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 22:47, archived)
# i saw someone on the platform of harlow town train station with this exact haircut only 3 years ago
the fat faced cunt
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 22:48, archived)
# You was going to say something to him
but you was too shy shy
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 22:50, archived)
# haha
i contented myself with an inward sneer of contempt
like i did with most of the Harlow population
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 22:52, archived)
# I've been to Harlow a couple of times
It struck me as one of those places you can put the word "Planet" in front of and it makes perfect sense. Like Planet Croydon for instance, or Planet Walmart.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 22:55, archived)
# or "why the fuck am I in"
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 22:58, archived)
# Or "Goodbye"
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 23:00, archived)
# or "destroy"
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 23:04, archived)
# or "bomb"
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 23:12, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 22:47, archived)
# Even in the eighties, this was considered a bad haircut
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 22:48, archived)
# Haha
how much more damning can you be about a haircut than that
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 22:51, archived)
# Things got very grim
even after the horror of the seventies I was to young to notice, yet behold in abject terror
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 23:15, archived)
# Haha....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 22:55, archived)
[challenge entry] Bindun?
(I helped save b3ta! Larry Death Anger Pain Fear Aggression, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 22:43, archived)
# I like this!
(Master of Fuckwittery and Bollocks last shat in your soul on, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 22:55, archived)
# Well I like it ;-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 22:56, archived)
# Haha
That juice in his eyes!
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 23:02, archived)
# woo!
(benito vaselini no not that one, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 23:02, archived)
# Red wins!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 23:18, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 23:23, archived)
[challenge entry] Quick `n` Dirty



(Frogcloset (noun), Thu 29 Apr 2010, 22:24, archived)
# Needs more crazed sex hedgehogs

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 22:44, archived)
# what doesn't?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 22:46, archived)
# Good point

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 22:47, archived)
# A balloon factory
(Ukulele Kris from up t'north, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 22:51, archived)
# at least they'd be guaranteed a bang
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 22:55, archived)
# You just dont see whats missing till someone points out the bloody obvious
(Frogcloset (noun), Thu 29 Apr 2010, 22:47, archived)
[challenge entry] Start Trekking: Operation Annilate


Click for bigger (281 kb)

(I helped save b3ta! Lynxkitten, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 22:22, archived)
# i cannae take any more, cap'n!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 22:25, archived)
# Hahah quite
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 22:31, archived)
# hahaha
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 22:46, archived)
# Look out Gordie!
You're a redshirt!
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 22:55, archived)
# ha ha "He's doomed I tell ye"
:D
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 22:58, archived)
# Haha....
Is Camaron Bones or Spock!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 22:59, archived)
# A mixture of both
Spoons!
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 23:18, archived)
# Haha.......
Spoons in leadership race it is then!!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 23:24, archived)
[challenge entry] Found this, I think it should win the compo


And actually I get the chance to officially state that I think I started this bandwagon... possibly.

www.b3ta.com/board/7107035
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 22:12, archived)
[challenge entry] can I put this here?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 22:16, archived)
# Yummy!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 22:17, archived)
# mmmmmmm
am i the only one who used to tie them in knots before eating them?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 22:20, archived)
# I did that
...still do
(Ukulele Kris from up t'north, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 22:24, archived)
# i've moved onto lollipops these days
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 22:25, archived)
# Raspberry or liquorice?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 22:21, archived)
# *salivates*
www.woolworthsparty.co.uk/pick_n_mix/default.aspx
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 22:23, archived)
# we've got a proper sweetshop round here
i intend to patronise it weekly in the hope it doesn't go out of business
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 22:31, archived)
# does it sell sweet peanuts?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 22:38, archived)
# yes
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 22:41, archived)
# *drools*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 22:44, archived)
# Does it sell
Cinder Toffee?
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 22:46, archived)
# dunno
but probably
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 22:49, archived)
# Jazzies?
Do they has them? I want some
(Ukulele Kris from up t'north, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 22:47, archived)
# yep
the missus got some last time we were in

i can't stand them, so i had some liquorice wood
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 22:49, archived)
# i love that stuff!
my mum used to call it sticky lice, but i have no idea why
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 22:52, archived)
# because it's a shit pun
it sounds a bit like liquorice if you mumble it, and it's a stick
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 22:53, archived)
# just googled it
seems sticky lice was a common nickname for it
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 22:57, archived)
# Also jolly good
Fetch me some!
(Ukulele Kris from up t'north, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 22:54, archived)
#
Big Lol, Big Click! x
(The Moop, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 12:20, archived)
# Bond smash!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 22:20, archived)
# Was Windows 7 your idea too?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 22:21, archived)
# Actually Vista was my idea
but originally I called it Super Awesome Windows 6. Kind of glad they decided not to mention me too much in the end.
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 22:22, archived)
# i'm a PC, and i still run on Vista......
because im a retard... shhhh
(AnActualMoose rummaging through bins on, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 22:23, archived)
# I invented Windows 14 in 1876

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 22:42, archived)
# :D
dictionary.mictoboy.co.uk/define/I+found+this+I+think+it+should+win+the+compo/
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 22:30, archived)
# I like your link and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 22:41, archived)
# Yays, I am in the b3ta dictionary
All these long years have finally been worth it. :D
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 22:45, archived)
#
(cerburusuk You're so cool, Brewster., Thu 29 Apr 2010, 22:04, archived)
# hahaa
nice
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 22:07, archived)
# ahhahhahhhah
 
he was alright in LoM but I could not stand to watch him as the Master
no gravitas
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 22:09, archived)
# would
not matt smith, obviously
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 22:14, archived)
# Obviously?
You fancy Russel Tovey, I don't know that anything's obvious...
:P
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 22:16, archived)
# yeah, but russel's cute
matt smith is an easter island head with a bowtie. his forehead is so big, it's been upgraded to a fivehead.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 22:19, archived)
# Hahahaha poor man.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 22:21, archived)
# he's got more chin than a chinese phonebook
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 22:22, archived)
# moai.
 


and yes, fivehead.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 22:22, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 22:24, archived)
# Hooray!!!
Glennister would be a brilliant Doctor
(Ukulele Kris from up t'north, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 22:21, archived)
[challenge entry] Suits you sir.
(Alfieboy A few scuffs but otherwise in GWO, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 21:59, archived)
# Groan
Then spang.
(Yorkshire Soul Glasscock rocks, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 22:00, archived)
# This seems to have taken a very long time

20,000 posts!

It's sort of weird, but b3ta seems to have accompanied me since I was first on the internet. I can't even get on the place these days at work, and am generally to knackered to fire up Photoshop when I get home. But I genuinely love this place. What a marvellous bunch of guys you are :D

(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 21:50, archived)
# congrats, matey!
the feeling's mutual... :)
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 21:52, archived)
# Cheers
'Growing old together' ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 22:02, archived)
# aaah man
i love you too :D (im drunk) ,


your photos are fab on the serious though
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 21:53, archived)
# Nice words man :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 22:02, archived)
# Congratumalations!!! :D
Here's to the next 20,000 :)
(I helped save b3ta! Rico, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 21:53, archived)
# PS
I love the phrase "B3ta mad"
(I helped save b3ta! Rico, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 21:55, archived)
# Think I am as well!
Got clipped by a car on a zebra crossing yesterday, resulting in five hours in A&E, and a minor fracture in my left foot

Needless to say, the medication the Doctor prescribed me has been great fun with an ale or two
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 22:06, archived)
# On a zebra crossing?!
What a bastard, I hope you're suing him.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 22:15, archived)
# Alas, I was to freaked out to do stuff like be rational
the cunt also drove off at the same speed leaving everyone at the scene completely opened mouthed and stunned. I glanced yesterday at that car quite literally thinking 'this is it.' Hopefully some CCTV camera was active when I send my twenty page essay of form 207 to the cops.

I like CCTV cameras in society for reasons such as this. The more the better
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 22:21, archived)
# Understandable, I think I'd be pretty stunned too.
Good luck with that.

Oh, and by the way, "Gratters" is English public schoolboy for "congratulations." Although, as I'm neither english, nor a public schoolboy, maybe I dreamed it.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 22:27, archived)
# My dad went to Gordonstoun with Prince Charles
and I got sent to a comprehensive in Camden

Cheers dad
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 22:37, archived)
# 20,000 SEGUES UNDER THE BRIE
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 21:55, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 21:56, archived)
# Yonder
- huh?
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 21:57, archived)
# "Someone's coming!"
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 21:59, archived)
# DR FTURE
3D
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 22:07, archived)
# Cheers Toasty
This is extremely dramatic
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 22:08, archived)
# congratumilationailsticifipiifipicationalisimplycan'tbelieveityouaresoverylovelyandyou'reatalentedphotographerintothebargainilipications!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 21:58, archived)
# Cheers mate! :)
b3ta without you would be unthinkable
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 22:12, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 21:58, archived)
# Thanks atomic :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 22:16, archived)
# You've still beaten me to it by a few hundred posts.
Congratulations, you're clearly more dedicated than me.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 21:58, archived)
# Hardly a murmur on this place these days
I guess it's called 'work' ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 22:14, archived)
# Gratters!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 21:59, archived)
# !!!!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 22:01, archived)
# Hahahaha
took a slightly worrying sec
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 22:11, archived)
# LIGHTWEIGHT!
 


no but srsly woo and yay and houplah, panowie
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 22:08, archived)
# Hahahaha
Yes, that's about right :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 22:15, archived)
# congrats
:~)
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 22:10, archived)
# Thanks! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 22:15, archived)
# congrats!
and nice comicage!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 22:13, archived)
# Cheers!
I only noticed my post count about two hours ago!
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 22:16, archived)
# i don't look at mine any more
it gives me the depressing feeling that i have no life
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 22:21, archived)
# Oh juggle the two my love
I did all that going out every night to pubs and clubs in the nineties, the internet seems like quite a pleasant come down :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 22:23, archived)
# i was on the piss last night
and tuesday night. i've got a bit of peace before saturday night's party :/
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 22:28, archived)
# Jesus does noone round here get their cock out anymore???
Congrats! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 22:30, archived)
# Hahahaha
Cheers mate ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 22:38, archived)
# Whoah there! Happy milestone mate


/edit: Oh dear. Seems I'm slowly but steadily coming up on one too
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 22:45, archived)
# Thanks Steph :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 22:46, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 22:57, archived)
# Yay.....
Well done on the 20,000k!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 23:04, archived)
# Seem to be about three years off target ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 23:13, archived)
# Your not altogether a bad sort yourself, sir.
Now man up for god's sake ;)
(MrKane 01234567890123456789012345678901234567890123456789, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 23:36, archived)
# Congrats!
 
Great Movie
Adventures
in Sound
and Story
+ picures of
cute animals
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 23:38, archived)
# Non-shopped Co-op
Look what I got in the mail:


Kept me amused for 10 minutes..
(I helped save b3ta! JojoThe3rd They WILL wear lapel pins., Thu 29 Apr 2010, 21:36, archived)
# putting the div
into dividend cards
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 21:42, archived)
# you're such a card!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 21:44, archived)
# the thought of handing in a card with count duckula on it
makes me giggle like a lobotomized chimp
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 21:49, archived)
# hahah :)
Brownfartingsworth..... FETCH MY SWORD !!
(JoePesky, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 21:53, archived)
# There was a time when cards were cool...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 22:01, archived)
# i like these!
..even if they are not cool anymore
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 23:25, archived)
[challenge entry] SSSSSHHHHHHPLENDID


(Frogcloset (noun), Thu 29 Apr 2010, 21:31, archived)
# outstanding
innit
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 21:35, archived)
# i like this too :D
you alright froggy?
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 21:35, archived)
# Dandy
(Frogcloset (noun), Thu 29 Apr 2010, 21:37, archived)
# very nice!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 21:35, archived)
# haha
nice one. Anyone done Cash 4 Goldfinger yet?
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 21:35, archived)
# I think a lot of reposts will be appearing along those lines
(Frogcloset (noun), Thu 29 Apr 2010, 21:37, archived)
# Mm hmm.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 21:37, archived)
# haha!
Duke. Elizabeth Duke.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 29 Apr 2010, 21:40, archived)
# Hahahaha
Have a *click*
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 21:41, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Rico, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 21:47, archived)
# ahhhahhhhhhh very good
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 22:01, archived)
# Good movie?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 22:03, archived)
# Well Done!
Best one yet!
(I helped save b3ta! Halk, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 22:56, archived)
# Hahaha.....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 23:10, archived)
# Fucksocks
I was working on that one
(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Sat 1 May 2010, 2:30, archived)
# Have a bit of silliness...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 21:22, archived)
# arf
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 21:23, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 21:24, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 21:28, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 21:30, archived)
# XD
(AnActualMoose rummaging through bins on, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 21:35, archived)
# :DDDDDDDDDDDDDD
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 21:35, archived)
# AFTERBIRTH 2


(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 21:24, archived)
# very appropriate
response!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 21:24, archived)
# MEGAWUIN
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 21:30, archived)
# I think
that's a lady.
(I helped save b3ta! littlefish I like cheese, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 21:24, archived)
# I know!
That's why it's silly. And for no other reason...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 21:25, archived)
# Tee hee.
I like the silly.
(I helped save b3ta! littlefish I like cheese, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 21:28, archived)
# im sure its a bloke
there was a program on tv to do with an ugly fashion agent who hires people, and im sure this was an old bloke, just because he paints his face with facepaints as well,
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 21:28, archived)
# I must admit,
I wasn't entirely sure...
He/she is very very pierced, though, whoever they are.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 21:30, archived)
# I think
it's Elaine Davidson, but I could be wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! littlefish I like cheese, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 21:38, archived)
# aha!
you could be right - hard to tell under that lot, mind...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 21:39, archived)
# no im sure she has darker skin
she was on that program i watched as well about the ugly fashion agency
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 21:41, archived)
# One of these two?
pic

Not sure I could tell them apart, but the bra gives it away.
(I helped save b3ta! littlefish I like cheese, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 21:42, archived)
# lordy!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 21:45, archived)
#
"She has more piercings in her genitalia than in any other part of the body - 500 in all, externally and internally" oO
(exyzed, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 22:31, archived)
# guffaw
(AnActualMoose rummaging through bins on, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 21:24, archived)
# yay!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 21:25, archived)
# thats heavy metal right there
id smelt the freak
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 21:28, archived)
# yes sireee bob!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 21:28, archived)
# people like that need a good fucking MRI
but nevertheless:


 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 22:11, archived)
# But...
the metal used in body piercings isn't magnetic...
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 22:13, archived)
# just have to rip them out with pliers then
: D
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 22:23, archived)
# HELLO!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 22:21, archived)
[challenge entry] This would be a much better format for the debates
(Ukulele Kris from up t'north, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 21:14, archived)
# yes, most definately!!
(AnActualMoose rummaging through bins on, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 21:15, archived)
# it would
but needs less cilla
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 21:17, archived)
# everything needs less Cilla
apart from a grave, maybe :D
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 21:19, archived)
# Shittily done...


?
(Ukulele Kris from up t'north, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 21:27, archived)
# HA!
(AnActualMoose rummaging through bins on, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 21:38, archived)
# pfff
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 21:47, archived)
# and here's our Graham with
a quick reminder... :)
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 21:21, archived)
# Lorra lorra lols!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Rico, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 21:22, archived)
# I love Clegg's clogs in this
I think I may have just come up with an alternative career for him after the election is over
(Ukulele Kris from up t'north, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 21:31, archived)
# haha - nice jumper Nick
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 29 Apr 2010, 21:42, archived)
# Hahaha....
Yes it most certainly would...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 23:14, archived)
[challenge entry] I hope there haven't been too many of these today...
(McChaff, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 21:04, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 21:08, archived)
# In other news, I had a go at the chocolate-cake-in-a-mug.
It was tasty, but now I feel like I've swallowed a lead bowling ball.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 21:13, archived)
# I tried it once
and thought it far too dry. It needed double cream
(Ukulele Kris from up t'north, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 21:16, archived)
# Or skooshy cream :)
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 21:19, archived)
# excellent!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 21:10, archived)
# lol n00b
(Mr Brown, not you, I like the pic!)
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 21:11, archived)
# pfff!
poor fucker only opens his mouth to change feet!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 21:16, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 21:00, archived)
# that's lovely...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 21:01, archived)
# That's no moon!
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 21:19, archived)
# Woo
this needs more comments, lovely picture mate :D
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 21:20, archived)
#
I likes that.
(Yorkshire Soul Glasscock rocks, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 21:57, archived)
# Oww.....
Now that's pretty.....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 22:39, archived)
# Lovely pic
Looks like a planet the size of a fucking planet is about to fall on us, so a little scary, but otherwise fantastic!
(I helped save b3ta! Ugi , it's a game of give and cake, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 11:44, archived)
# aahhh the horror
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 20:39, archived)
# Lightweight

(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 20:41, archived)
# Freebase!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 20:42, archived)
# Well, it would give ME nightmares.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 20:42, archived)
# Pssst, Fiend!
Big Gay Al's trying to steal your suspense...
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 20:52, archived)
# I received a grovelling apology from the BBC last week
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 20:52, archived)
# Did someone call you a bigot?
Or did their ancestor punch your ancestor in 1783?
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 21:14, archived)
# arrrgggh!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 21:01, archived)

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