Poor babby lam has 2 stuggle veryday 2 sruvie aganist evil foxz.
Mu Dinofiddler,
Sun 16 May 2010, 11:44,
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I like that,so I clicked it...In other news, have you seen the latest copy of Nuts ?
"That's Nuts that is"
Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Sun 16 May 2010, 11:43,
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Filberts? FILBERTS?WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK ARE FILBERTS?!?!?
Fucking Merkins!
(Fucking Merkins!
Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Sun 16 May 2010, 11:46,
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You know what Herman? I think that might have been the joke.
(
Mu Dinofiddler,
Sun 16 May 2010, 11:51,
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You know what Mu?I think Herman might be having a nervous breakdown :(
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Sun 16 May 2010, 12:07,
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They're magnetically attracted to food colourant :( Mu Dinofiddler,
Sun 16 May 2010, 12:09,
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Shitty fucking magnets :( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Sun 16 May 2010, 12:18,
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Sorry, I think I muted him. I'm trying to turn his volume up but I have no batteries for my remote :(
(
Mu Dinofiddler,
Sun 16 May 2010, 12:21,
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Ha ha ha!That lamb is cunning like a fox!
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Sun 16 May 2010, 11:43,
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If I was a fox, I'd be considering getting drunk and stoned right nowfuckin tories.
(,
Sun 16 May 2010, 12:37,
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Phhwwwooorrrr... What a fit bird!Happy Sunny, Sunday Morning Ning!
( Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Sun 16 May 2010, 11:20,
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yeah boi,I iz well down wiv dose beats, bruv
(
Damocles wants no part of your debauchery,
Sun 16 May 2010, 11:40,
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seen some funny diver pics down the board so decided to give one a go
hAHA, i AM LIKING THESEsorry capslock etc.
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sun 16 May 2010, 9:34,
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yeah, props to whoever did it firsthopefully we'll get some mileage out of it
(,
Sun 16 May 2010, 9:36,
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The only hope i have is that we get the perfect amount of mileage without going over that limit.I mean I'm a big fan of repetition comedy but sometimes I think that the best jokes should be put away for a few months and then brought back in periodical floods rather than a constant trickle.
(
gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Sun 16 May 2010, 9:43,
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Don't get me wrong, i'm working on something right nowI just hope we don't run the fun into the ground
( gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Sun 16 May 2010, 9:55,
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Speaking of which
I was about to spend 20 minutes fixing up the neck on the left but fuck it. Now it's your problem.
gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Sun 16 May 2010, 10:16,
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LOLWTF!?!?!i made this, i made a mess of the text trying to make it more like the original by painitng little jagged bits in, i may redo it for a MASSIVE POSTER PRINT OUT
(,
Sun 16 May 2010, 10:29,
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I think it was a cat originally.
The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated,
Sun 16 May 2010, 10:53,
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Happy b3taday!I hope you brought cake
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sun 16 May 2010, 11:06,
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Indeedalthough Freebsase almost always has me laughing out loud
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sun 16 May 2010, 9:56,
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pffffft, same herei guess he only has that effect on some of us
he strikes fear into the hearts of the rest.
(,
Sun 16 May 2010, 10:00,
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he strikes fear into the hearts of the rest.
I still love himI just need some space.
( gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Sun 16 May 2010, 10:21,
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That reminds me of this weird skateboard with wings a friend of mine hadyou'd sit on it and it had wheels on the wings so you'd lean onto them to turn corners.
It would corner so sharply that you would invariably be thrown off if you went down a hill and got the wobbles.
(It would corner so sharply that you would invariably be thrown off if you went down a hill and got the wobbles.
gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Sun 16 May 2010, 9:40,
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me and my friends used to do 'Catamarans' with two skateboardstwo skateboards side by side, two people sitting on each side stretching their legs out onto the opposite board to form a catamaran.
then we would bomb it down a steep hill causing the boards to eventually drift apart and spin out, leaving all 4 victims in agony, and in tears laughing at the same time. ahhh memories.
(,
Sun 16 May 2010, 9:53,
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then we would bomb it down a steep hill causing the boards to eventually drift apart and spin out, leaving all 4 victims in agony, and in tears laughing at the same time. ahhh memories.
This is how the Blu-Tac moon sticks to its orbit
(
BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863,
Sun 16 May 2010, 5:52,
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I don't think that science is happy with you quantifying them with "some".How many are there really? The public deserves to know the truth!
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sun 16 May 2010, 8:29,
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This implies the Earth has a charge of 6+
Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sun 16 May 2010, 9:18,
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you should have found /linksdisturbing vid though. wtf were you lookng for?
(,
Sun 16 May 2010, 5:18,
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I have not watched this vidbut this was not worth its own thread and Amir Khan just won
his dad makes me LOL especially when he kicked off at the weigh in
(,
Sun 16 May 2010, 5:26,
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his dad makes me LOL especially when he kicked off at the weigh in
roll up a tenner and pop it through one of the gaps in the teethHe'll take it that tip is included
(,
Sun 16 May 2010, 5:32,
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It's clearly from someone with a mouth fetish.What were you looking for anyway?
( mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sun 16 May 2010, 8:28,
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according to Amazon :10 short experimental films by Usama Alshaibi. "...his films frequently examine themes of sexuality, desire, 'perversion', race, and gender. His work is characterized by a combination of dark humour and a gleeful celebration of what is deemed by mainstream culture to be deviant behavior..." Jack Sargeant (from Deathtripping: the Extreme Underground). DVD Includes: Traumata, Organ Molly, Self-Contained, Slaughtered Pigtails, Convulsion Expulsion, Runaway, Gash, Patient, Spoiled & The Amateurs
Did that help?
(Did that help?
finnbar has officially retired,
Sun 16 May 2010, 8:52,
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well done you missed linksread the FAQ
(
Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com,
Sun 16 May 2010, 16:11,
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is it time for one of these?
yes
lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm),
Sun 16 May 2010, 3:27,
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haha, this is excellentis this bit (see below) intentional?
(
alpaca muffalo bozzerella,
Sun 16 May 2010, 3:32,
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owwwwthat left bollock appears to be getting a good burning off the back tyre
(,
Sun 16 May 2010, 3:36,
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haha not intentional at all.but I really like what you've done with it there, the classic pink cock and balls.
it's screaming out at me now on the original pic ;)
he's got quite a gush on hasn't he?
(it's screaming out at me now on the original pic ;)
he's got quite a gush on hasn't he?
lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm),
Sun 16 May 2010, 3:46,
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giraffes, eh?www.superpoop.com/051210/mad-thirsty.jpg
WHAT ARE THEY LIKE
(WHAT ARE THEY LIKE
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Sun 16 May 2010, 4:47,
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Oh, I think it's always time for a one of those!Woo!
( Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better,
Sun 16 May 2010, 4:20,
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NOW SCREENING: FUCK Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Sun 16 May 2010, 4:47,
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STARRING FUCK McFUCKERSONAND FUCKITY FUCK-FUCKFUCK
( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sun 16 May 2010, 4:58,
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FILMED IN FUCKERVISION Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sun 16 May 2010, 4:58,
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Post Coital Jamin a musical context, not the got-the-builders-in-with-cream context
(
Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now,
Sun 16 May 2010, 3:07,
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I can just imagine George Harrisonsinging "While my boner gently weeps"
( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sun 16 May 2010, 3:17,
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A solitary, salty tear., Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sun 16 May 2010, 3:44,
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It's what the cool kids say.It means "WELCOME TO SKATE TOWN"
(
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Sun 16 May 2010, 2:46,
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I think the cool kids where mocking you Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now,
Sun 16 May 2010, 2:51,
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Apparently "You stupid bumgay" is rhyming slang for "Would you like to play".My dad told me.
( gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Sun 16 May 2010, 2:56,
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Cockneys, eh?Note to Goering: TRY HARDER NEXT TIME.
( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sun 16 May 2010, 3:01,
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Rape Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now,
Sun 16 May 2010, 3:08,
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Inertia.The head is clearly much heavier than the body, so the pivot point will be somewhere in the head...
( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sun 16 May 2010, 3:18,
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wait forrr it Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now,
Sun 16 May 2010, 2:42,
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Thread deletion?Fuck - I'd just made this as well:
( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sun 16 May 2010, 2:52,
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hahah!!!sorry, accidentally posted while meaning to click "preview" to check that my link worked
mmmmm irnoy
(,
Sun 16 May 2010, 2:56,
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mmmmm irnoy
Ah, don't worry about it.However, there are many who would you bum you with flaming spears of spam on giant cocktail sticks for deleting a thread...
( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sun 16 May 2010, 3:02,
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I believe the defense restsmelud
( Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now,
Sun 16 May 2010, 2:59,
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Is that a cylonholding its nob behind them?
( Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now,
Sun 16 May 2010, 2:59,
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Fuck!Hadn't noticed that!
( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sun 16 May 2010, 3:00,
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Nows the appropriate time to addspluff
( Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now,
Sun 16 May 2010, 3:03,
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![[challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif "Challenge Entry: Fake Science"){kind=small}
For no other reason than the board was lacking in Goatse
catweasle neither a cat nor a weasle,
Sun 16 May 2010, 2:35,
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i think that he has a CDC in each handand is pleasuring them with extreme haste!
( alpaca muffalo bozzerella,
Sun 16 May 2010, 1:25,
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holy shit! he's really whisking it like a bastard!
discomeats This canoe,
Sun 16 May 2010, 1:26,
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seconded
Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now,
Sun 16 May 2010, 2:34,
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hahaha best yetstrange man you are
TJ: I have a Website its so internet 2.0 www.thefiend.jimdo.com
(TJ: I have a Website its so internet 2.0 www.thefiend.jimdo.com
FIEND,
Sun 16 May 2010, 1:44,
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hahathis cock and balls needs a meaningful poem printed over it
(,
Sun 16 May 2010, 1:28,
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something about enjoying a fine wineand a little cheese
( discomeats This canoe,
Sun 16 May 2010, 1:28,
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that distinct odour of two week old cock cheesewashed down with a swig from a bottle of lambrini with a ciggie butt in it.
Bliss.
(,
Sun 16 May 2010, 1:31,
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Bliss.
hahaI can just imagine that written over the top, using a cursive handwriting style font and having it printed on one of those crap towels that are meant to make a kitchen look rustic but infact have the effect of making the kitchen look like it's occupied by a twat.
( discomeats This canoe,
Sun 16 May 2010, 1:36,
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that's whistful alright
(
lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm),
Sun 16 May 2010, 3:10,
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I now have the theme tune to only fools and horses going through my head in relation to whisfsfhstful peni discomeats This canoe,
Sun 16 May 2010, 3:28,
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and just look at the size of his japs eye!!!you could fit another cock down that!
( lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm),
Sun 16 May 2010, 3:10,
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there's probably a thriving community in there discomeats This canoe,
Sun 16 May 2010, 3:28,
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Oh myYES
( Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now,
Sun 16 May 2010, 1:12,
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wow!he is actually scooting* at the speed of sound, they used one of those fancy BBC cameras to slow it down :)
*term stolen from Sister Nutmeats
(,
Sun 16 May 2010, 1:19,
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*term stolen from Sister Nutmeats
hahahai couldn't do tom daley
so i decided to use clarkson instead
(so i decided to use clarkson instead
alpaca muffalo bozzerella,
Sun 16 May 2010, 1:21,
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fuck it's Clarkson!I didn't recognise him without his clothes on
(,
Sun 16 May 2010, 1:24,
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oh my god, that really is on the moneyI can't imagine too may combinations as good as Clarkson wind face and dog rubbing his worms on the carpet.
That is making me sick with laughter.
I have to send that to everyone!
(That is making me sick with laughter.
I have to send that to everyone!
lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm),
Sun 16 May 2010, 3:13,
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=)
Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now,
Sun 16 May 2010, 1:04,
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Shogun Strap-on Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now,
Sun 16 May 2010, 1:10,
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You've dissected the semi permeable membrane in this instance! discomeats This canoe,
Sun 16 May 2010, 1:12,
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thewotbits?
( Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now,
Sun 16 May 2010, 1:13,
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I stand by my assertion!*rubs assertion*
oh yeah, feels good.
(oh yeah, feels good.
discomeats This canoe,
Sun 16 May 2010, 1:14,
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if a wee penguins does itis it a furtive assertive?
( Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now,
Sun 16 May 2010, 1:15,
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My laptop almost got covered in a mouthful of pepsi.Asian Freebase has worms.
( Mu Dinofiddler,
Sun 16 May 2010, 0:18,
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^thisLOLOLOL!!
Can we call him fleebase for extra racialisticism?
(Can we call him fleebase for extra racialisticism?
sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally,
Sun 16 May 2010, 0:23,
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Ahaha, I might have to ask mof if he has a decent sized source. Mu Dinofiddler,
Sun 16 May 2010, 0:42,
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HEY, MOF! DO YOU HAVE A DECENT SIZED SOURCE OF THAT GUY? Mu Dinofiddler,
Sun 16 May 2010, 0:43,
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:)blog.newsweek.com/blogs/olympicpix/archive/2008/08/23/t-minus-one.aspx
There are actually better ones there, including one that I think looks more like freeb.
(There are actually better ones there, including one that I think looks more like freeb.
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Sun 16 May 2010, 0:54,
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HA HA HA!Those fucking Mexicans always have to spoil things though :(
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Sun 16 May 2010, 0:56,
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That's Tom Daley Mu.He is gonna save British Diving!
But first, he has to master potty training!
(But first, he has to master potty training!
Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Sun 16 May 2010, 0:26,
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A'ight Whoop Whoop.I almost didn't notice it was you because my laptop keeps changing it's mind about whose names are purple.
( Mu Dinofiddler,
Sun 16 May 2010, 0:32,
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Hello Mu.How are you? Punch your computer in the cunt.
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Sun 16 May 2010, 0:38,
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I would, but I fear it would break just to spite me.I'm alright, slightly relieved that 2 can chunder isn't about to demand I draw him something pornographic. Doing well, Whoop?
( Mu Dinofiddler,
Sun 16 May 2010, 0:40,
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Not bad, but have lots of coursework to do.Watched Die Hard tonight though, which was ace as per :D
I think I shall away to bed now. Good night fair maiden.
(I think I shall away to bed now. Good night fair maiden.
Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Sun 16 May 2010, 0:43,
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If I can attract enough sponsorship,I'm gonna save British diving by utterly rejecting even the most basic potty training.
I'll push tubgirl back down into silver with my glittery slo-mo arc.
If only Asda'd answer my letters.
(I'll push tubgirl back down into silver with my glittery slo-mo arc.
If only Asda'd answer my letters.
Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Sun 16 May 2010, 0:43,
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Their aisles are only yay high.So during my presentation I nearly broke my skull and barely left a puddle of drab liquid shit to land in.
But at least I did land in it. Skidded about 3ft. And I'll be out of the spinal clinic in time for the Olympics.
(But at least I did land in it. Skidded about 3ft. And I'll be out of the spinal clinic in time for the Olympics.
Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Sun 16 May 2010, 0:48,
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hahasomeone with teh skills please shop him dragging himself along the carpet on his arse looking sheepish...I love it when dogs do that. As long as it's not my carpet.
(,
Sun 16 May 2010, 0:27,
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I love the satisfied smile on the face of a scooting dog. Shlvng,
Sun 16 May 2010, 0:33,
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hahahahathey know it's wrong, but it feels so right*
*apparently
(,
Sun 16 May 2010, 0:34,
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*apparently
it feels awesome!I mean, I'm sure it feels awesome
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 16 May 2010, 0:40,
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Are those purple bits little, vestigial waggly arms or tits?Just for our files, you understand. Of course.
*EDIT* vestigial, not vestifial. Have amended. Soz like.
(*EDIT* vestigial, not vestifial. Have amended. Soz like.
Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Sun 16 May 2010, 0:18,
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They're intended to be vestifial waggly arms.But all art is open to interpretation.
( Mu Dinofiddler,
Sun 16 May 2010, 0:20,
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So now you're gonna say those two red cocks, the two purple cocks and the big pointy multi-coloured cock are all proper dragon bits, are you?Hmph.
( Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Sun 16 May 2010, 0:27,
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tubsundrop.com Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Sun 16 May 2010, 4:43,
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CLICK!So we have,
Red
Orange
Yellow
Wasabi
Aquamarine
Findigo (struggling a bit here)
C'purple (f*ck it I give up)
(Red
Orange
Yellow
Wasabi
Aquamarine
Findigo (struggling a bit here)
C'purple (f*ck it I give up)
fluffymitten NAN,
Sun 16 May 2010, 0:09,
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CloseRed
Orange
Yellow
Avocado (the W is silent)
Anglo Saxon Sunburn
Fresh dog turd on your shoes
Clegg/Cameron Sex Games
(Orange
Yellow
Avocado (the W is silent)
Anglo Saxon Sunburn
Fresh dog turd on your shoes
Clegg/Cameron Sex Games
sepang 's favourite day is,
Sun 16 May 2010, 0:14,
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That triggered a whopping great belly laugh from meand for THAT sir, you receive a great big click
(
Fitznicely into a thimble,
Sun 16 May 2010, 2:47,
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Richard Of York Gave Blowjobs In Venice
Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts,
Sun 16 May 2010, 11:01,
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damned Belgians PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 16 May 2010, 0:04,
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NoSurely this is American "beer"?
( numberbruncher - correct by nature,
Sun 16 May 2010, 0:08,
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nopeit's a sad blight on british beer
edit: oh, i see what you mean...yea, it mostly applies to american beer
it's weird though - I moved to canada 6 months ago and the only beer I can get from back home is this god awful stuff...
(edit: oh, i see what you mean...yea, it mostly applies to american beer
it's weird though - I moved to canada 6 months ago and the only beer I can get from back home is this god awful stuff...
alpaca muffalo bozzerella,
Sun 16 May 2010, 0:10,
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Of course!I was making an arcane reference to Belgian company, 'Inbev' buying American company 'Anhueser Busch'
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 16 May 2010, 0:24,
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You could a few of them recorded livelike Pan Pipe Melodies
( Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now,
Sun 16 May 2010, 0:40,
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you could indeed a few of them recorded live discomeats This canoe,
Sun 16 May 2010, 1:14,
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Elvisuins =)
cfb
evening folks =)
Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now,
Sat 15 May 2010, 23:36,
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As usual. But what else are you doing? Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Sat 15 May 2010, 23:47,
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... but not until you've tidied your room, young man,and put all those empty cans in the wheelie bin.
We don't want the council round again, especially when your gob is hurting and bleeding so much.
(We don't want the council round again, especially when your gob is hurting and bleeding so much.
Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Sat 15 May 2010, 23:55,
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not so good for riding
MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever,
Sat 15 May 2010, 23:30,
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ha ha, worthless animal*EATS*
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sat 15 May 2010, 23:31,
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Decent shag, though.Until she turned her neck around and tried to kiss me. Passionately. Hard. Repeatedly.
"Can't we talk?" I asked, fending off the stabs as best I could.
But y'know what? I don't think she even spoke English.
("Can't we talk?" I asked, fending off the stabs as best I could.
But y'know what? I don't think she even spoke English.
Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Sat 15 May 2010, 23:32,
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Horse rook chicken distopian thingShuddering fecks that is rather good.
(
spazzcaptain Misses Valin @,
Sun 16 May 2010, 0:46,
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Izzat white meat or dark meat?
HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman,
Sun 16 May 2010, 3:05,
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