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# Gove the Gozarian, the Destructor has come!


Aim for the flat top.
(, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 16:30, archived)
# "Let's show this prehistoric bitch how we do things downown!"
nice shop

and what a cunt
(, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 16:32, archived)
# I would love it if someone actually stood up and said that to him.
*readies proton pack*
(, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 16:33, archived)
# Gove is an utter cunt

/ac
(, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 16:37, archived)
# a Proast for all occasions
(, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 17:02, archived)
[challenge entry] Bindun yet?
(, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 16:28, archived)
# pffft....
as long as this compo doesn't last for twwwooo weeeekkks
(, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 16:29, archived)
# Starts the reactor...
(, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 16:30, archived)
# Wouldn't really bother with the twitter thing as I tweet sod all.
You might find out interesting things about my whole house DIY project though :)
(, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 16:31, archived)
# i just like having somewhere to rant
*stalks* *follows*
(, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 16:33, archived)
# Bloody hell!
That was a proper f5 surprise!

Woo!
(, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 16:30, archived)
# Inevitable, really.
As was the chuckling that followed. =P
(, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 16:54, archived)
# ace
(, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 17:24, archived)
# I REALLY want to go to the pub
(, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 16:18, archived)
# God yes. Beer o'clock really imminent.
(, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 16:18, archived)
#
(, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 16:25, archived)
#


...except it's not even Friday! *cries*
(, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 16:28, archived)
[challenge entry] have some pie
(, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 16:23, archived)
# what ungodly pie is that?
is it dark ham pie?

EDIT: Aaaah... EYE see it now
(, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 16:25, archived)
# haha
that's deeply confusing
(, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 16:26, archived)
# That's ok
Mycroft will work it out with a pencil.
(, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 16:35, archived)
# Raoul Moat comes out early for the Dutch
Raoul Moat comes out early for the Dutch on Twitpic
(, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 16:03, archived)
# I came out early for the Dutch
at 10-1...

Also 20-1 Holland/Spain final

Monster monster!
(, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 16:11, archived)
# I said last month I expected a Holland/Spain final and Spain to win it
I wish I'd thought to put money on it :(

(On the other hand I had England through to I think the quarter-finals but perhaps last 16, and Germany to go out a lot sooner than they did so I'm hardly a psychic.)
(, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 17:42, archived)
# *squints*
(, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 16:38, archived)
#
That's a Lola Rent reference?

EDIT Oh, some news I missed because of living outside the empire.
(, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 16:43, archived)
[challenge entry] With such great eyesight, it's a shame he misses such glaring errors.
(, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 15:58, archived)
# Gove is an utter cunt

(, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 16:03, archived)
# You mean Pob?
Maybe with his grand scheme about 'open schools' he can explain why the trial one in his constituency is now back in the hands of the LEA after it royally fucked up
(, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 16:11, archived)
# Gove
I was at school with him, was a posh twat back then too.
(, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 18:15, archived)
[challenge entry] Surprise extinction!
(, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 15:44, archived)
# Didn't know Madonna had a tail
(, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 15:48, archived)
# She is in fact a demon from Hell.
(, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 15:53, archived)
# They have better music in hell.
(, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 15:57, archived)
# lifes just one big party in hull
(, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 15:58, archived)
# My mate lives in Hull
and confirms this is not actually the case. He said that in fact, it's rather boring, and that now the smoking ban's established, the pubs are all crap.
(, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 16:01, archived)
# :O the bible lied to me
(, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 16:07, archived)
[challenge entry] Stretching now...
(, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 15:38, archived)
# Stretched you say....

(, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 15:42, archived)
# the abyss
(, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 15:46, archived)
# Plump Fiction
/What's the difference between Thierry Henry and Lenny Henry? Thierry is still f*cking French
(, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 15:46, archived)
# haha!
shame about Jennifer - hope she gets through it
(, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 16:00, archived)
# would....
i think she lubberly
(, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 15:49, archived)
# +f
(, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 15:50, archived)
# you're so rude
;)
(, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 15:52, archived)
# RIS?

What does +f mean?
(, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 16:17, archived)
# *dives in*
(, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 15:52, archived)
# Enjoy
(, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 16:00, archived)
# i wash myself with a sponge on a stick
(, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 15:53, archived)
# pass me the flour I'm going for the wet spot
(, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 15:55, archived)
# She's out of love
but very much in tarsier.
(, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 15:44, archived)
[challenge entry] No need for alarm Watson. I've merely mistaken Ralgex for Anusol
(, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 15:27, archived)
# Alimentary, my dear Watson
(, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 15:32, archived)
# Alimentary, my dear Watson

EDIT: Alimentary, my dear Watson BOLLOCKS
(, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 15:36, archived)
# Hahaha

(, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 15:37, archived)
# at least it wasn't deep heat rub
(, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 15:37, archived)
# No shit, Sherlock.
(, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 15:53, archived)
[challenge entry] WTF is wrong with people on chatroulette
(, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 15:15, archived)
# She's a bit messed up too
Not her boobs. But she's a little odd.
(, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 15:18, archived)
# who exposes themselves to random internet strangers
(, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 15:21, archived)
# Shaft!
(, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 15:25, archived)
# hahaha
(, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 16:14, archived)
# I've never been on chatroulette
isn't it just cocks?
(, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 15:25, archived)
# Who doesn't?
(, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 15:25, archived)
# you're exposing yourself now
aren't you?
(, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 15:28, archived)
# me? noooooooooo...
*rummages under desk*
(, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 15:38, archived)
# o/
(, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 15:36, archived)
# *exposes*
(, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 15:41, archived)
# It is her boobs
they're weird.
(, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 15:25, archived)
# this has got a tarsier in it.
(, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 15:21, archived)
# her boobs are actually escaping
(, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 15:24, archived)
# That's not a live video of a girl. It's a very old gif of a girl.
(, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 15:32, archived)
# no one is blaming the girl
leave the norks alone
(, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 15:36, archived)
# I'm not blaming anyone.
(, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 15:38, archived)
# you know too much
(, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 15:38, archived)
# Hmmmm click to zoom
(, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 15:39, archived)
# I know that's a fan-page too.
I GOT MAD SKILLS.
(, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 15:42, archived)
# Cor!
Das norx ist sehr gut!

Das nippleten ist ein puffyspielen
(, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 15:46, archived)
[challenge entry] Gordon Tarsier
(, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 15:06, archived)
# it's a good look for him
makes him seem enthusiastic
(, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 15:07, archived)
# hahaha
he certainly looks happier and more relaxed since he left office
(, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 15:08, archived)
# That's his O face
:D
(, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 15:09, archived)
# NSFW!

* Due to the fact he is a big fat hairy twat!
(, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 15:10, archived)
# He looks like the bloke in The Quatermass Experiment!
(, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 15:11, archived)
# GoBro! Good to see you, where you been?
(, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 15:15, archived)
# He's so 2009.
(, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 15:54, archived)
[challenge entry] I'm surprised this hasn't been done yet...
(, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 14:49, archived)
# O_o

no ring..fake
(, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 14:50, archived)
# hahaha
(, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 14:50, archived)
# *cannot unsee*
Although...

(, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 14:50, archived)
# All is complete.
(, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 14:54, archived)
# Happy candles
(, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 14:55, archived)
# 8)
(, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 14:56, archived)
# I wonder if Mrs Goatse
has a matching ring?
(, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 14:55, archived)
# i heard she lost it.


somewhere
(, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 14:59, archived)
# which one?
(, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 15:02, archived)
# Fake, wrong hand!
(, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 14:57, archived)
# Yes...details!
(, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 15:55, archived)
# My, you have a very bright ring-piece bhw!
(, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 15:11, archived)
# ???
I have got dejavu for 2008 or something?

- I got the joke, but I'm sure there was a thread with the pic and the same title.

/ gone mental
(, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 14:50, archived)
# Might have been
done before. I was surprised when I went through the entries that it hadn't.
(, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 14:53, archived)
# Hahahaha! Splendid!
:D

*clicks*
(, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 14:50, archived)
[challenge entry] Did anyone ring?
(, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 14:48, archived)
# IT'S WINKING AT ME!!
(, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 14:49, archived)
# Horse's arse?
Quite horrible. Well done!
:D
(, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 14:49, archived)
# I sometimes forget how unsettling the original actually was..
.. brr.

(, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 14:51, archived)
# VHS is dead.
(, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 14:56, archived)
# It's the best way to watch some films
(, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 15:39, archived)
[challenge entry] Tar See-er
Photobucket
(, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 14:40, archived)
# ok what am I missing here?
(, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 14:42, archived)
# He sees Tar. Tar-Seer. Tarsier.
(, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 14:44, archived)
# doh
I'll go sit in the corner
(, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 14:56, archived)
# Arsepirates!
(, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 14:44, archived)
# Glad to see this getting an outing
Woo for arsepirates
(, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 14:54, archived)
# Hahaha!
(, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 14:56, archived)
# Hahahahaha
*clicks*
(, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 16:02, archived)
# the point?
(, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 14:45, archived)
# Nice Tar-Sieer..Tar-Sieer niiice!
good game..good game
(, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 14:47, archived)
# The toilet bowl?
(, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 14:48, archived)
# This cannot be true, it is in black and white.
(, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 14:45, archived)
#
(, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 14:47, archived)
# Racist
(, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 14:49, archived)
# yarrrr!
(, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 14:46, archived)
# Is he off the Gulf of Mexico then?
(, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 14:46, archived)
# Bomb.
(, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 14:54, archived)
[challenge entry] cheese it benny!!
(, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 14:31, archived)
# 8D
(, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 14:37, archived)
# Amazon bra size!
(, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 14:38, archived)
# Cookie Monster emoticon ftmfw!
(, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 14:40, archived)
# 8 inches around the chest, but with FUCKING MASSIVE BOOBS.
(, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 14:43, archived)
# Happy Candle Day!
(, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 14:46, archived)
# It's Moxy!
(, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 14:37, archived)
# Don't worry,
he looks safe to me . . .


(, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 14:37, archived)
# He's bit of a cracker
(, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 14:39, archived)
# That's an awful combination of puns...
(, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 14:43, archived)
# Consider yourself locky
(, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 14:51, archived)
# Call me Mint-Sauce
Cos I'm on the Lam!
(, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 14:38, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 14:49, archived)
[challenge entry] There was me, that is Alex, and my three droogs..
(, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 14:29, archived)
# :D

Ooh, and happy b3taday! :)
(, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 14:29, archived)
# Likewise, sir.
\o/
(, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 14:31, archived)
# YOU'RE BOTH ON FUCKING FIRE!
(, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 14:32, archived)
# Glad to finally see you on the Front Page, Mu.
High time, dude..
(, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 14:34, archived)
# I made up for the lack of earlier front pages by taking up so fucking much of it now.
:)
(, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 14:38, archived)
# Damn straight!
(, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 14:41, archived)
# heh heh
(, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 14:52, archived)
# \o/

(, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 15:14, archived)
[challenge entry] ..
(, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 14:30, archived)
[challenge entry] He's right, Withnail. Look at him - his mechanism's gone..
(, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 14:33, archived)
# Happy candle day
but this pic is scary
(, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 14:37, archived)
# "What FUCKER said that!?"
(, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 14:39, archived)
#
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 12:15, archived)
# What did you change?
And happy burny-wax day!
(, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 14:39, archived)
# ^
Cheers, all.
(, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 14:58, archived)
#
(, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 14:31, archived)
# Captain Happy Candles!
(, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 14:32, archived)
# Thanks, atomic.
(, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 14:39, archived)
# happy b3taday :)
(, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 14:32, archived)
# Cheers, Mister.
(, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 14:41, archived)
# Amazing!
(, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 14:35, archived)
# Thank you, Great One.
On both counts.
(, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 14:38, archived)
# Happy Candles!
(, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 15:46, archived)
# Happy Candles Cap'n!!
*Glees* There's a lotta b3tadays this week! :)
(, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 14:37, archived)
# Shuriken!
Bless you, Ninj.
(, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 14:42, archived)
# Nicely done.
Happy b3taday!
:D
(, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 14:51, archived)
#
(, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 14:24, archived)
# Leaf me alone?
Edit: right clicked/file named.... ffs spang!
(, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 14:25, archived)
# don't let them cumin!
(, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 14:26, archived)
# Yeah!
The damage they do is amacing!
(, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 14:28, archived)
# uh-oh
this thread is being peppered with puns


(, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 14:29, archived)
# ASSALT!
EDIT: Plus they're seasonings not spices:P
(, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 14:35, archived)
# about thyme!


(, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 14:37, archived)
# You're so sage.
(, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 14:38, archived)
# I must have them on ignore.
*relooks* SIlly me obviously I wouldn't have them on ignore!!!
(, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 14:49, archived)
# sage advice
(, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 14:29, archived)
# You should be arrested.
(, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 14:26, archived)
# or pun-ished at least
(, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 14:29, archived)
# pffh :D
(, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 14:33, archived)
#
(, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 14:20, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
winnah!
(, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 14:20, archived)
# hehe
(, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 14:21, archived)
#
(, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 14:36, archived)
#
(, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 14:43, archived)
# Fuuuuuuuuuuuck.
(, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 14:21, archived)
# yay!!
.
(, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 14:24, archived)
# Ha ha, scarily good!
(, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 14:24, archived)
# Bloody hell!
:D

*clicks*
(, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 14:25, archived)
# this needs FP
(, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 14:25, archived)
# hahaha
brilliant!

Moatster chef?
(, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 14:26, archived)
# Oooo...topical.
(, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 14:29, archived)
# Glad someone done it so I no longer have to.
:)
(, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 14:46, archived)
[challenge entry] Prolly bindun

Very quick and dirty.
(, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 14:08, archived)
# haha
nice 'hat'
(, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 14:09, archived)
# *speeds up*
(, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 14:10, archived)
# I hope he's got his credit card ready. I usually charge £3.99 a minute for the privilege of watching.
(, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 14:12, archived)
# and you round it up to the nearest minute
*pays £3.99*
(, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 14:17, archived)
# The doctor says I'm hypersensitive :(
(, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 14:18, archived)
# instead of sitting on your hand so that it feels like someone else is doing it
rub Ibuleve gel into your cock, so it feels like you are wanking someone else off
(, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 14:22, archived)
[challenge entry]

(, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 14:06, archived)
# Hahahaha
(, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 14:07, archived)
# foooooooooooooooooooooo
Clifford the arsey tarsier?
(, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 14:07, archived)
# Officelol
*click*
(, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 14:08, archived)
# Ha ha...that's great!
(, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 14:08, archived)
# Jeremy!!!!
woo
(, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 14:09, archived)
# hahahah!
(, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 14:09, archived)
# I NEED A POO!! :)

IT SMELLS OF INSECTS!!
(, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 14:09, archived)
# Have this one
(, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 14:15, archived)
# ^ Lilly Allen?
(, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 14:11, archived)
# now you mention it
it looks nothing like her
(, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 14:12, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha!
Excellent!
(, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 14:12, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
(, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 14:20, archived)
# Arf!
(, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 14:21, archived)
# Oh Jeremy you bastard!
This should win for consistent amazingness from FWM and Jezzer! * click
(, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 14:25, archived)
# Too many hands!

CHEDGE
(, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 14:31, archived)
# Happy b3taday!
:D
(, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 14:45, archived)
# Hahahaha...
Moleypoo!! Good hols, how was Greece matey? :)
(, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 14:41, archived)
# Hallo Ninjapotamus!
Greece was amazing. Beautiful part of the island. We were very lucky...
Might even go back.
:D
(, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 14:47, archived)
# Great stuff!!
Tis a wonderful place that there Greece :)
(, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 14:49, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 14:04, archived)
# Hoggin it
(, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 14:07, archived)
# Focused.
(, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 14:20, archived)
# Hahaha! Blimey!
:D
(, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 14:07, archived)
# OD
(, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 14:18, archived)
# Why is it always smoking in this compo?
woo
(, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 14:08, archived)
# O)-
Cuz they stoners.
(, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 14:19, archived)
# SKIPPER THE EYE TARSIER!
(, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 14:10, archived)
# Aye!
(, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 14:21, archived)
# She's hogging that boinker!

(, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 15:27, archived)
# Care for a staring contest?
(, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 15:44, archived)

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