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#
Always something going on down at our local pub
quiet weekend away in Ambleside she said
(fragglehunter http://www.sleepyg.co.uk, Sun 29 Aug 2010, 11:18, archived)
# ha ha ha :D
I like these. (the lighting's brilliant)
better to put mutliples in the same post though, some people get snippy. Cheers fella
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Sun 29 Aug 2010, 11:23, archived)
# That's it in a Nutshell
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 29 Aug 2010, 11:27, archived)
#
ta dude, done !
(fragglehunter http://www.sleepyg.co.uk, Sun 29 Aug 2010, 11:32, archived)
# Cheers fella,
BTW, What camera you using for these?
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Sun 29 Aug 2010, 11:36, archived)
#
Pentax KM, Sigma Macro lens - the bridge is my fav, as the building is in Ambleside

Bridge House Ambleside
(fragglehunter http://www.sleepyg.co.uk, Sun 29 Aug 2010, 11:44, archived)
# cool
I was there at a summer school only a few weeks ago!
(I helped save b3ta! theniwokeup has been awake since, Sun 29 Aug 2010, 13:20, archived)
# RARGH
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Sun 29 Aug 2010, 11:34, archived)
# BURNINATE THEM!!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 29 Aug 2010, 11:48, archived)
# yes!
Ambleside needs more dinosaurs.
The pub is in Bury St Edmonds, I don't know if that needs more dinosaurs as I've never been.
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sun 29 Aug 2010, 11:53, archived)
# ah good stuff!
is there a photoshop method to make small things look big?

I know about the miniaturising technique, but can it be done in reverse?
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Sun 29 Aug 2010, 12:09, archived)
# not easily if they're half out of focus.
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sun 29 Aug 2010, 12:15, archived)
# yeah I guess it needs a much deeper depth of focus...
I'll move on now, far to early in the morning to be thinkg of complex thing such as this. where's the kittens? :)
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Sun 29 Aug 2010, 12:19, archived)
# Phnarrr
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 29 Aug 2010, 12:22, archived)
# haha :)
nice models btw, you make or paint 'em?
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Sun 29 Aug 2010, 12:18, archived)
#
Mrs Fraggles bloody Lilliput
(fragglehunter http://www.sleepyg.co.uk, Sun 29 Aug 2010, 12:43, archived)
# Fabbo
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sun 29 Aug 2010, 13:11, archived)
# doodle


someone wants me to desgin a tattoo, so i thought i should start practising pretty patterny pictures.
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Sun 29 Aug 2010, 11:11, archived)
# Which Canadian black metal group do they play in?
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Sun 29 Aug 2010, 11:26, archived)
# :D
i dunno what kind of tat they want yet, so i'm just doing veeery aimless practice.
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Sun 29 Aug 2010, 11:27, archived)
# Dude it's French NSBM.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 29 Aug 2010, 11:36, archived)
# KVLT.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 29 Aug 2010, 11:37, archived)
# note to self
try to make less metal in future.
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Sun 29 Aug 2010, 11:42, archived)
# Hehe I'm just messing, champ. Personally I'd say get out of the mindset of "DESIGNING A TATTOO" in favour of just drawing something great as you usually do.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 29 Aug 2010, 11:46, archived)
#
ta :)
(what i should really be doing is getting on the 5+ ft picture of myself my uni expects in a month =|
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Sun 29 Aug 2010, 12:04, archived)
# sounds like a fair point
you've (ms morbo) done lots of stuff which would make a good tattoo, if you like that sort of thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sun 29 Aug 2010, 12:05, archived)
# had to clarify who I meant
not to say nobody would want a tattoo of a cat with boots on, ttsssattar
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sun 29 Aug 2010, 12:08, archived)
#
i'm sure i know some people who would
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Sun 29 Aug 2010, 12:15, archived)
# THEY FUCKING WOULD YOU FUCKNUT.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 29 Aug 2010, 18:01, archived)
# looks painful!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sun 29 Aug 2010, 11:54, archived)
[challenge entry] I know a song....
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Sun 29 Aug 2010, 10:49, archived)
# Arrrrrrrrrrrrrghhh!
hahahahaha click
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Sun 29 Aug 2010, 10:55, archived)
# It has truly become a living hell for them
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 29 Aug 2010, 11:19, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 29 Aug 2010, 11:48, archived)
# that's just cruel!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sun 29 Aug 2010, 11:54, archived)
# hahaha
kill him with mining equipment!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 29 Aug 2010, 13:16, archived)
# Hahahahaha
Lets hope that they get them out before Panto season starts
(otl, Sun 29 Aug 2010, 14:30, archived)
# Haahaha:D
www.youtube.com/watch?v=a1k5t-Tn1qg
(herman:D, Sun 29 Aug 2010, 18:23, archived)
# this is brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! homonk, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 2:12, archived)
# kent show, fun for all the family
Not a great edit, couldn't help editing the front picture on kentshowground.co.uk/ when I saw it when looking for activities this morning.

(marporats, Sun 29 Aug 2010, 9:14, archived)
# I always thought a geep was a goaat/sheep mosaic...
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sun 29 Aug 2010, 10:06, archived)
[challenge entry] Making bad things worse???
I've got one of those right here...
(thanatos, Sun 29 Aug 2010, 3:40, archived)
[challenge entry] BLAM
www.youtube.com/watch?v=yXnCotvQXj8
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 29 Aug 2010, 7:49, archived)
# Something tells me that wasn't part of the recipe

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 29 Aug 2010, 8:35, archived)
# WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK
WAS THAT???

*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Fitznicely into a thimble, Sun 29 Aug 2010, 12:56, archived)
[challenge entry] I can help
(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sun 29 Aug 2010, 3:09, archived)
# cowtoof,
your sig makes one think you've recently heard the Dream Warriors performing "Wash Your Face In My Sink".

Do you deny this?
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 29 Aug 2010, 3:13, archived)
# It's a fair cop, guv
I seem to recall going to see them when it was released. Definition of Sound might have been involved, dunno. *olds*
(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sun 29 Aug 2010, 3:17, archived)
# They also made a fucking wicked single at about the same time, "Wear Your Love Like Heaven".
Nothing to be ashamed about.

eg

www.youtube.com/watch?v=nmrDIaPK8sU
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 29 Aug 2010, 3:19, archived)
# Preferred Hijack and London Posse at that time
but what do I know, all UK hip hop was shit until Dizzee/The Streets apparently...
edit - my fave DOS track www.youtube.com/watch?v=r09LbYDDOKY
(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sun 29 Aug 2010, 3:26, archived)
# So they say.
Galliano were sort of OK at the time, as were the Ruthless Rap Assassins, despite the pathetic names.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 29 Aug 2010, 3:29, archived)
# Reminds me of
www.youtube.com/watch?v=rR-BcwwmKt0&feature=related

which reminds me it's carnival tomorrow...sleepy time. Nighty night.
(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sun 29 Aug 2010, 3:33, archived)
# oh, nice find.
Please, y'all, give this a listen. It's good.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 29 Aug 2010, 3:38, archived)
# sorry to thread jack.
Saw this pic on MSN and had to TOAP it. just had to.

I am Sorry.



edit: source Msn
(djboo, Sun 29 Aug 2010, 5:13, archived)
# That explains
how Rooney got so fat.
(Jokel, Sun 29 Aug 2010, 11:30, archived)
# its not news. its not current. its not funny. how dare I. still, i'm an old whore. have some drawings i did.
i'm an old whore. have some drawings i did.
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Sun 29 Aug 2010, 2:04, archived)
# SLAG
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 29 Aug 2010, 2:05, archived)
# Also,
if both the sun AND the moon are malignant, cackling goblinesque creatures, where does that leave the rest of us?
In a pretty bleak place, that's where.
Please say it ain't so.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 29 Aug 2010, 2:09, archived)
# Nope, it's so.
Nobody gets out of here alive.
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Sun 29 Aug 2010, 2:12, archived)
# they are cackling.
at you.
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Sun 29 Aug 2010, 2:13, archived)
# Alas, I hear them.
And feel the gnawing.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 29 Aug 2010, 2:16, archived)
#
SUN BE FUCKING YOUR SHIT UP ALL DAY
MOON BE FUCKING YOUR SHIT UP ALL NIGHT
AW SHIT
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 29 Aug 2010, 2:24, archived)
# WHOEVER WINS
WE LOSE
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 29 Aug 2010, 2:27, archived)
# THAT'S SOME FUCKED-UP ASTRAL SHIT RIGHT THERE
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 29 Aug 2010, 2:37, archived)
# GALS

I like them :)

Dude, I just realized who you are, you old crip. How the fuck are you?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 29 Aug 2010, 2:05, archived)
# lol. realizing i am old rocks.
i AM 37 which in internet years is ancient. i rmember modems for information in 1985. I am old.

Also, being in a wheelchair for the past 4 and a half years makes me an official crip! Brilliant!!

I'm fine. How are you mate?
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Sun 29 Aug 2010, 2:12, archived)
# I'm well enough mate.
Tough year last year, things are getting better though.
I actually saw you on here the other day and your name was nagging at me, but I didn't realize who you were. Where have you been? I never seem able to escape this place for more than a few weeks at a time.

Also: 37? Old? Fuck you.


(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 29 Aug 2010, 2:21, archived)
# well catch up man!
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Sun 29 Aug 2010, 2:27, archived)
# I'm available on twitter and facebook
(gotta be down with the kids)
(and a lot of the old b3ta crowd).. facebook.com/pickledpizza and twitter #pickledpizza ... not surprisingly.
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Sun 29 Aug 2010, 2:29, archived)
# 37-y-o ftw !
Plenty of us about, with our incipient white beard hairs and encroaching mobility bothers.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 29 Aug 2010, 2:22, archived)
# i feel slightly young now
as i'm not even 36 yet
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 29 Aug 2010, 2:23, archived)
# Ok
fuck all of you guys.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 29 Aug 2010, 2:25, archived)
# calm down, granddad
isn't it time for your ovaltine?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 29 Aug 2010, 2:26, archived)
# I WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT I AM WAVING MY BONY FIST IN THE AIR INEFFECTUALLY
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 29 Aug 2010, 2:27, archived)
# I WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT I AM LAUGHING AT THIS MENTAL IMAGE
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 29 Aug 2010, 2:29, archived)
# I am certain that I am older than you, if that's any help
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 29 Aug 2010, 2:29, archived)
# the sun wants to eat me
and the moon works for british gas
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 29 Aug 2010, 2:23, archived)
# hahaha
if only.

The sun is a feckless dolegirl and the moon has just failed his fifth forklift driving test.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 29 Aug 2010, 2:30, archived)
# I AM THE SUN!!!
well, not quite. medically unfit for work isn't the same as feckless dolegirl, is it?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 29 Aug 2010, 2:33, archived)
# I'm liking your style
:D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 29 Aug 2010, 2:29, archived)
# thanks
maiden :D
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Sun 29 Aug 2010, 2:52, archived)
# Vile piece of shit? Meet vile piece of shit.
Innit adorable.
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 29 Aug 2010, 1:42, archived)
# is that squid?
squid is tasty, especially after i've marinated it
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 29 Aug 2010, 1:46, archived)
# Yep.
And the thing on the left is the Prime Minister's new daughter.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 29 Aug 2010, 1:49, archived)
# pfff
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 29 Aug 2010, 2:21, archived)
# You also get the added side effect of tentacle-induced orgasam.
Or maybe that's just the mental image I got on reading this.

CLICK "I LIKE THIS" IF YOU AGREE WITH THE FORMER!
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Sun 29 Aug 2010, 1:59, archived)
# Glamour-packed name and sig there, Spider
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 29 Aug 2010, 2:04, archived)
# Cheers dude.
How was your week?
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Sun 29 Aug 2010, 2:09, archived)
# Glamour-packed, of course!
Marred only by employers so determined to be cunts it'd make yr lower jaw fall off and skitter harrowingly into the corner and get slowly consumed/dissolved by whelks.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 29 Aug 2010, 2:15, archived)
# *Sharpens killing knife*
Need a loaner?
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Sun 29 Aug 2010, 2:16, archived)
# Not quite. But a sniper'd come in quite handy.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 29 Aug 2010, 2:19, archived)
# Fresh out of sniper.
Sleepy Baby Fox do as a substitute?
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Sun 29 Aug 2010, 2:22, archived)
# Awwwwwwww.
Cunt it in the fuck with hammers.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 29 Aug 2010, 2:34, archived)
# 0_0
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 29 Aug 2010, 2:22, archived)
# Which is which ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 29 Aug 2010, 1:48, archived)
# I know which one I'd endorse.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 29 Aug 2010, 1:49, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sun 29 Aug 2010, 1:34, archived)
# well, that's definitely making a situation worse
those socks do not go with that outfit at all!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 29 Aug 2010, 1:36, archived)
# HAHAHA
That was my first thought as well
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sun 29 Aug 2010, 1:37, archived)
# you just can't help looking at them
they're so wrong for his overall look
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 29 Aug 2010, 1:38, archived)
# A nice Fair Isle tank top and a proper bullet bandelero would rock far harder.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 29 Aug 2010, 1:58, archived)
# very much so
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 29 Aug 2010, 2:21, archived)
# Dude's gonna bump smack dab into that old blid guy !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 29 Aug 2010, 1:45, archived)
# HITLER GON GET SCHOOLED
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 29 Aug 2010, 1:57, archived)
# I'd always wondered
what the Proclaimers did before they hit the big time.
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Sun 29 Aug 2010, 3:38, archived)
[challenge entry] eye eye! :D


sorry i got bored! :D

givemeaquid.blogspot.com/
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sun 29 Aug 2010, 0:09, archived)
# LOOK INTO MY EYES
Good evening everyone, by the way
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 29 Aug 2010, 0:27, archived)
[challenge entry] haha nice
one eye's off to the shops
and the other's coming back with the change
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Sun 29 Aug 2010, 0:31, archived)
# COMPO IT
(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sun 29 Aug 2010, 0:32, archived)
# Your eyes have had an argument
AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 29 Aug 2010, 0:39, archived)
# Is this an attempt at a Marty Feldman impersonation?
;)
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sun 29 Aug 2010, 0:45, archived)
# Ssshhhhh!
He can't help it.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 29 Aug 2010, 0:50, archived)
# I told you too much sex would make you go crossed-eyed
you clearly seem to have been having a good time :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 29 Aug 2010, 0:56, archived)
# i go away for ONE HOUR
and this is what happens behind my back? tell your eyes to pull themselves together immediately!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 29 Aug 2010, 1:10, archived)
#
(Testicles just for you, Sun 29 Aug 2010, 1:11, archived)
# gotta love a small face ;)
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Sun 29 Aug 2010, 1:12, archived)
# you know what they say
small face....
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 29 Aug 2010, 1:26, archived)
# small brain?
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Sun 29 Aug 2010, 10:14, archived)
# does anyone know where i can find the collection of 6 -8 wogans with small faces?
I laughed so hard when I saw it and cant' find it for the life of me

muchas gracias!
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Sun 29 Aug 2010, 12:18, archived)
# almost
a spong
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Sun 29 Aug 2010, 2:06, archived)
# Your eyes are following nothing around the room !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 29 Aug 2010, 1:47, archived)
# not even each other!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 29 Aug 2010, 2:05, archived)
# can eye
photoshop this si?
oops you already did. sorry!
p.s. have a shave! lol ;)
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Sun 29 Aug 2010, 2:05, archived)
# Mais Oui, mais oui


(I helped save b3ta! z0mb13e has a bee in his botnet, Sat 28 Aug 2010, 23:41, archived)
# this is good
although you've chosen what is quite possibly the most sickeningly sweet cake in the entire world
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 28 Aug 2010, 23:42, archived)
# Wasn't my choice...
work collegue jokingly said she wanted one for her wedding, hey presto.

She was made up, but strangely no one else involved went along with it.
(I helped save b3ta! z0mb13e has a bee in his botnet, Sat 28 Aug 2010, 23:45, archived)
# she's clearly wrong in the head
all her wedding guests would suffer from diabetes after eating such a cake
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 28 Aug 2010, 23:47, archived)
# Oh!
You've met her then...
(I helped save b3ta! z0mb13e has a bee in his botnet, Sat 28 Aug 2010, 23:49, archived)
# pfff
no, but i know the type.
does she like pink more thasn the average 7-year-old girl?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 28 Aug 2010, 23:51, archived)
# Not that I have noticed
But she does swear like a trooper and likes to call me a cunt for no (apparent) reason.
(I helped save b3ta! z0mb13e has a bee in his botnet, Sat 28 Aug 2010, 23:55, archived)
# sounds a bit like me
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 28 Aug 2010, 23:56, archived)
# divorce cake tastes even sweeter
apparently
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 29 Aug 2010, 0:13, archived)
# So they say.
They also say the brown one tastes like turds.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 29 Aug 2010, 0:54, archived)
# Have a rather pensive Bruce Stallone
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Sat 28 Aug 2010, 23:21, archived)
# Oi
Stop posting photos from the future!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 28 Aug 2010, 23:25, archived)
# : (
*puts time machine away
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Sat 28 Aug 2010, 23:26, archived)
# collapsibletank?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 28 Aug 2010, 23:25, archived)
# well, he doesn't look like a disgruntled bond villain at all, does he?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 28 Aug 2010, 23:26, archived)
# still looks great for his age though
;)

Sylvester Willis

getting balderer and balderer poor fella
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Sat 28 Aug 2010, 23:52, archived)
# isnt that just ross kemp?
(kittypimp, Sun 29 Aug 2010, 0:08, archived)
# who'd have thought it?
Willis and Stallone's small faced love child is Ross Kemp ;)
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Sun 29 Aug 2010, 0:28, archived)
[challenge entry] Probably been done a dozen times... can't be bothered checking
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Sat 28 Aug 2010, 22:09, archived)
# i can't believe all the shit that's going on
over trying to save the house ringo "grew up" in.
he lived there for 2-3 months when he was a baby. he doesn't give a fuck about the house, why should we? just because some fucktards think it's got cultural significance.
he is a shit drummer anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 28 Aug 2010, 22:12, archived)
# And a twat. Don't forget that, Smashy
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Sat 28 Aug 2010, 22:16, archived)
# Whooah
what crazy rumours have you been listening to?
; D
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Sat 28 Aug 2010, 22:23, archived)
# oh, i never forget that
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 28 Aug 2010, 22:28, archived)
# he does a good Heather Mills impression though
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Sat 28 Aug 2010, 22:36, archived)
# hahahaha!
it's pissing down, think i'll go for a walk around the block in the rain
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 28 Aug 2010, 22:39, archived)
# fuck, it's freezing outside!
it's stopped raining, too :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 28 Aug 2010, 22:49, archived)
# Fail Tiem
It's actually been sunny here today for the first time in days. Not that I cared. Gastroenteritis is not fun...... betterish now tho : )
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Sat 28 Aug 2010, 22:52, archived)
# this weather is shit
you'd never think it was august.
last time i had gastroenteritis, i lost half a stone in 3 days. drastic way to lose weight, though :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 28 Aug 2010, 22:55, archived)
# i-feel-weak
whimper... haha
fucking shocking state of affairs : (
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Sat 28 Aug 2010, 23:05, archived)
# i prescribe chicken soup
and a blanket. the blanket is not to be taken internally.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 28 Aug 2010, 23:10, archived)
# What if he wants to pull one end of it out his jacksie and floss himself with it?
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Sat 28 Aug 2010, 23:54, archived)
# with gastroenteritis, that would be a bad idea
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 28 Aug 2010, 23:55, archived)
# I didn't say he was fit to make rational choices.
:-D
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Sat 28 Aug 2010, 23:58, archived)
# heheheh
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 29 Aug 2010, 0:00, archived)
# set fire to Ringo's house
that'll keep y' warm:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 28 Aug 2010, 22:54, archived)
# but i'd have to get at least 2 buses to get there
so not worth the money
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 28 Aug 2010, 22:57, archived)
# those gloves look familiar...
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sat 28 Aug 2010, 23:03, archived)
# what the shuddering fuck is THAT?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 28 Aug 2010, 23:07, archived)
# Noseybonk!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=a5_rRsaTY2A

edit: oh you don't have youtube do you.

www.google.co.uk/images?hl=en&q=noseybonk
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sat 28 Aug 2010, 23:10, archived)
# it's fucking terrifying!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 28 Aug 2010, 23:14, archived)
# haha
he/it scare the b'jesus out of me!!

soz ninj... we'll fight them on the beaches of Birkin'ead
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Sat 28 Aug 2010, 23:15, archived)
# plazzy scouser!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 28 Aug 2010, 23:18, archived)
# woo
for noseybonk. *sings background music*
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Sun 29 Aug 2010, 2:09, archived)
# Quite....
(AceFox may contain traces of nut..., Sat 28 Aug 2010, 20:53, archived)
# i shall have to stop that young blighter, what what
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 28 Aug 2010, 20:56, archived)
# Dude what do you think of this!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=HEosKV1gsO4&feature=related
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 28 Aug 2010, 20:58, archived)
# still no youtube
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 28 Aug 2010, 21:02, archived)
# aaaw
Sky One have had this really novel concept.

D an X Factor but exclude all the shite and dross.

Instead of using want music producers and soap opera stars as judges us musicians and only musicians.

Damn good musicians of all sort ans the judges are Dizzy Rascal, Jamie Cullum and Jutine from Texas.

The band I linked just fucking rock. Sing about being ENglish and national pride while telling the BNPs of this world to fuck off.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 28 Aug 2010, 21:06, archived)
# sounds good
my brother would hate it, the nasty little BNP wannabe
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 28 Aug 2010, 21:07, archived)
# Here are the lyrics.
www.uepengland.com/bbs/index.php?/topic/20160-missing-andy/

The rhythm is stunning and so i the delivery.

EDIT: Imagine the song of a mix of The Streets and RAGTM.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 28 Aug 2010, 21:11, archived)
# crikey, that's good
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 28 Aug 2010, 21:17, archived)
# I seriously think they could be one the the biggest bands to be in the UK at the moment.
Huge talent.

Can you not get youpube?

I can find an alternative if you want.

EDIT: there ya go

www.missingandy.co.uk/


Hahaha just heard a new song of theirs. Best title ever; 'We Sing For The Deaf and Dress For The Blind.'
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 28 Aug 2010, 21:21, archived)
# can't get it
no flash player, no add-ons, no nothing.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 28 Aug 2010, 21:36, archived)
# Flash! Flash! I love you but we only have 3 minutes to saves the universe!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 28 Aug 2010, 21:53, archived)
# *unzips*
Have I told you about my previous job?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 28 Aug 2010, 21:55, archived)
# Yes
but I hear you found a way of navigation on your rocket cycle.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 28 Aug 2010, 22:31, archived)
# GORDON'S ALIVE!?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 28 Aug 2010, 21:56, archived)
# Jamie Cullum
Is a Cunt.
And when I win the lottery I'm going to get a group of people together, occupy the front two rows at one of his gigs, and as soon as he's on stage and sat at his piano, we're all going to stand up and tell him :

"Oy, Jamie Cullum, You Sir, Are a CUNT !"

And then we'll all politely file out.

You read about it here first folks !
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Sat 28 Aug 2010, 21:21, archived)
# You may hate him but the show really has based itself very well
No phone voting.

It's all on downlaods from the semifinalists. SO they start making money right off.

Buy what a fucking anthem!!!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 28 Aug 2010, 21:24, archived)
# arf
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 28 Aug 2010, 21:32, archived)
# Everybody should have a crime fighting ninja granny :D
Hahah, top...
(AceFox may contain traces of nut..., Sat 28 Aug 2010, 21:04, archived)
# This one then
www.youtube.com/watch?v=HsTz-m2lL1o&feature=related

A national pride song with no hint of racism!

EDIT: The lyrics are fucking legendary!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 28 Aug 2010, 21:07, archived)
# STOP PIMPING THIS SHITE!
Ahem *coughs*

It's not my cup of tea if I'm honest...
(I helped save b3ta! Fitznicely into a thimble, Sat 28 Aug 2010, 22:04, archived)
# I cannot in all good faith...
... allow you to take the gentlemen's mode of transport young man.
(AceFox may contain traces of nut..., Sat 28 Aug 2010, 20:59, archived)
# i'm very much afraid
that if you don't, i may well be forced to discharge my weapon
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 28 Aug 2010, 21:03, archived)
# this made me do a chuckle
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sat 28 Aug 2010, 21:00, archived)
# Fear not, good sir, I shall return
I believe Johnny Foreigner would say "Hasta la vista" or some other bally nonsense.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 28 Aug 2010, 21:02, archived)
# In the spanish language version, 'hasta la vista' is replaced with 'sayonara'
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 28 Aug 2010, 21:49, archived)
# this would be a perfect entry to....
b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post822851
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sat 28 Aug 2010, 21:21, archived)
# yes!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 28 Aug 2010, 21:39, archived)
# oh, rather!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 28 Aug 2010, 21:47, archived)
# Good sir, why are you sticking your fine pipe in my chest?
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Sat 28 Aug 2010, 21:47, archived)
# the way that guy speaks
is so old fashioned
(I helped save b3ta! sof sof, Sat 28 Aug 2010, 21:53, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sat 28 Aug 2010, 21:54, archived)
# For The Hedgehog From Hell
(7 hours left to save Earth, Sat 28 Aug 2010, 20:23, archived)
# "ziggy, what the fuck have you gotten me into this time?"
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 28 Aug 2010, 20:28, archived)
[challenge entry] FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!
(Testicles just for you, Sat 28 Aug 2010, 20:18, archived)
# needs more shark
but still likey
(sockhead I promise I'll subscribe exactly a day after, Sat 28 Aug 2010, 20:22, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 28 Aug 2010, 20:22, archived)
# well, at least there's no leaves on the line
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 28 Aug 2010, 20:24, archived)
# it'll be the fastest it's ever travelled!
(Testicles just for you, Sat 28 Aug 2010, 20:27, archived)
# FUCK.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 28 Aug 2010, 20:51, archived)
# I didn't see that at first
(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Sat 28 Aug 2010, 22:23, archived)

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