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[challenge entry] Danny's S Club Joint


Rachel as Rickie Lee Jones. Technically a repost but I did a bunch of these ages ago so unposteds will follow.
(, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 11:57, archived)
# You know the rules.
Why do you so blatently flaunt them? Is it because you WANT to upset everyone?
(, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 12:01, archived)
# Calm down Dear
It's only an image challenge
: )
(, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 12:05, archived)
# You just don't fuckin understand, man.
This is my LIFE.
(, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 12:06, archived)
# What you need
is a good shag....
no, I'm not offering
(, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 12:07, archived)
# I want to upset everybody so I can shag them.
Edit: plus I suspect my original post may have inspired the compo, egostistical fuckwit that I am.
(, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 12:08, archived)
# I want to shag everybody so that I can upset them.
(, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 12:09, archived)
# Omigod can I touch you?
(, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 12:11, archived)
# That would upset me, not you.
That's not how it works.
(, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 12:43, archived)
# I definitely do
(, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 12:35, archived)
# AAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!
*runs around killing things*
(, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 12:08, archived)
# I'd do bad things to her
un usod
(, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 12:18, archived)
[challenge entry] I'm not sure if anyone would actually buy it though...
(, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 11:43, archived)
# Hahaha

(, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 11:45, archived)
[challenge entry] Hahahahahahahahaha
Went to see them last year - for how dark some of their stuff is, I was surprised to see what a mincer he is.

NWIOT/2soon &c:

(, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 11:51, archived)
# Paul's Burqa Boutique?
(, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 11:58, archived)
# was it a hit?
crash!
(, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 22:54, archived)
# arf
it's a good'un
(, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 12:08, archived)
# Wood, except for ginger at the back.
It's not the ginger, it's just short hair that does nothing for me. And you can tell that boy-haired bitch I said so.
(, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 12:11, archived)
[challenge entry] *Hic*
(, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 11:43, archived)
# *groooooooaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnn*
he needs to watch out - Boris will confiscate that bottle of crap whisky!
(, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 11:44, archived)
# a bit more
just a wee bit more forward...
(, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 22:59, archived)
# Image Challenge
(, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 11:42, archived)
# Ouch
Sadly topical...
(, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 11:44, archived)
# haha
I've got a brand new combine harvester and I don't know how to work the baling thingymajiggy - damn there goes another one over the hedge

also Willkommen auf b3ta.Für Sie, n00b, ist der Krieg vorbei.
(, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 11:45, archived)
# It probably fell from the Dairy of Horace Wimp

/and welcome new poster, top stuff! :)
(, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 11:45, archived)
# Not forgetting 'Ma-Ma-Ma Bale'
(, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 11:46, archived)
# Its as close to
dying in a bizarre gardening accident as any real-life musician will get, i suppose.
(, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 11:48, archived)
# The farmer was later arrested
but he made bale :D
(, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 11:53, archived)
# Hay!
There's no room for such punnery here!
(, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 12:05, archived)
# That was tenuous.
I think you're clutching at straws.
(, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 12:10, archived)
# I took a straw-poll and the consensus was that there is always room for punnery.
(, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 12:10, archived)
[challenge entry] I suspect this cover may appear more than once
(, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 11:22, archived)
# Aphex Twin
(, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 11:26, archived)
# Charles Dance?
(, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 11:28, archived)
[challenge entry] Q&D but I wasn't going to be staring at their faces any longer than I had to


EDIT Ooo top 3 on the last compo. Go me :)
(, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 11:22, archived)
# what's the original?
(, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 11:23, archived)
# ^
I might buy that.
(, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 11:26, archived)
# Radiohead's Planet Telex.
They covered it.
(, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 11:27, archived)
# Just some cruddy black background.
I was trying to think of fates sufficiently unpleasant for those two, and Pyramid Head was the best I could come up with.
(, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 11:29, archived)
# I didn't know either album!
I assumed you'd just shopped the Jedward pair onto an existing background.

(, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 11:35, archived)
# Pyramid Head isn't an album...
He's a Bad Guy from the Silent Hill game series. Which, if you haven't indulged, I strongly recommend. Sanity and sleep are overrated concepts anyhow.
(, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 11:42, archived)
# hidden link 404 fail!
(, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 11:46, archived)
# Yeah there was a rogue full stop...
It's JJ's How To Play for it so no big secret...
(, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 11:48, archived)
# it's all geek to me.
(, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 11:49, archived)
# KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL
They represent everything that's wrong with everything.
(, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 11:24, archived)
# ^this
now with added flaming hammers of doom.
(, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 11:28, archived)
# indeed
to quote Bill Hicks, "That's not dancing, that's Satan's sperm eating it's way through the lining of his stomach"
(, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 11:34, archived)
# I'm glad he's not alive to see what X factor and related crud are doing to the world...
(, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 11:36, archived)
# Although have yoiu heard his own musey doodlings on Rant in E Minor?
Bill, stick to laughs, the jazz fusion BS isn't wasn't happening.
(, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 11:41, archived)
# Does this mean someone will launch them out of an airlock
...and hopefully let them drift into the sun? Although to be honest that's a bit too good for them.
(, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 11:45, archived)
[challenge entry] err
(, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 11:15, archived)
# hahaha
(, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 11:19, archived)
# Cover Simon's face with your thumb,
And Snoop's got the daddy-mack of all gringo moustaches.
(, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 11:20, archived)
# hahahahaha
he so fucking has
(, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 11:21, archived)
# haha
(, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 11:20, archived)
# haha!
excellent!
(, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 11:21, archived)
# is it just me
or has there been very few actual compo entries in the compo so far.

I mean, this is funny and all, but it's not the compo.
(, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 11:26, archived)
# Welcome to B3ta
you'll never leave

Oh I don't know - It's a reworking of a classic album to appeal to a different market
(, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 11:28, archived)
# Wasn't the Dragon's Den compo the other week originally "Shit Inventions" or something like that?
Except every.single.entry involved some sort of Deborah Meden CDC facerape so it got changed to Dragon's Den instead?

Or is that just my imagination?
(, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 11:37, archived)
# Not really

Because every new compo secretly means "Toaprush of anything remotely related to any of the words in the compo description starts: now!" here.
(, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 11:45, archived)
# I know trivia.
BOTW was the only song Art sang on this album. He was away making 'Carnal Knowledge' - mmmm, nekkid Ann-Marget - and losing interest. And he only sang BOTW cos Paul recorded it in Eb, a key he couldn't sing himself.
(, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 11:44, archived)
# so did snoop sing all the other harmonies on the album ?
(, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 11:49, archived)
# Yes.
"The Boxer" is perhaps his finest work.
(, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 12:08, archived)
# ha ha ha
great!
(, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 15:18, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 11:12, archived)
# ooh threadrush
(, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 11:13, archived)
# What was this picture originally?
I've seen the smug bastard in so many forms now, just wondering how it started.
(, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 11:44, archived)
[challenge entry] What with The Prodigy sampling them and all ...
(, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 11:12, archived)
# My 9 year old son
always asks for this in the car when his mum isn't around (because of the sweary bits).
(, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 11:51, archived)
# My tape of 'State of Mind' wore out in the car
Great stuff.
(, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 11:52, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 10:54, archived)
[challenge entry] Hahahahahahahaha
For the kids...
(, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 10:57, archived)
# Hahahaha
(, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 10:58, archived)
# geeeeeeenius
(, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 11:09, archived)
# hehehe
(, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 11:15, archived)
# Oh my!
(, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 11:18, archived)
# you can close that tab now
(, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 11:27, archived)
# *closes*
(finally)
(, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 11:39, archived)
# pssst
you've got some on your shoes
(, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 11:54, archived)
# HAHAHA
(, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 11:20, archived)
# Hahahahahahahaaha!
Amazing!
:D
(, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 14:10, archived)
# Hahahaha:D
(, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 16:21, archived)
# haha bloody laughed hard at that!
(, Sat 11 Sep 2010, 22:41, archived)
# gah
I was gonna do something with the TOTP albums...

Grr and phwoor!
(, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 10:58, archived)
# I was a teenage hand model


Oooh new compo
(, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 11:09, archived)
# Also: hello boys!

(, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 11:09, archived)
# Top of the Pops
Takes me back to my youth, blah blah blah.
The versions were never quite right, but close enough.
(, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 11:26, archived)
# I'm tired of all the inaccurate artist's impressions of black holes in the news,
so I made a better one:

(do I get a prize for the filesize?)
(, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 10:54, archived)
# wow.
how long did it take to render?
(, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 11:00, archived)
# is it for a game?
(, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 11:08, archived)
# I like Sheldon Cooper's proposal that the probability of Leonard having coitus
with Penny, is the same as the Hubble Telescope discovering that at the centre of every black hole, there is a small man with a flashlight searching for a circuit breaker.
(, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 11:10, archived)
# Does it tile?
(, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 11:15, archived)
# Why am I staring at a picture of your goD particle?
(, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 11:18, archived)
# WAISA-APOYGP?
(, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 11:21, archived)
# In certain cirlces, yes.
(, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 11:25, archived)
[challenge entry] quick compo entry...
(, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 10:50, archived)
# Haaaaaaaaahahahaha!
*joke about the pope*
(, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 10:52, archived)
# hahahaha (had to pea this)
(, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 10:53, archived)
[challenge entry] I'm peeing this out then!
(, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 10:53, archived)
# heheheh
(, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 11:21, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 10:48, archived)
# Hahahahahahahaha
Congrats on well-deserved FP sir!

:D
(, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 10:49, archived)
# Merci mon sewer!
I am in constant awe of your stuff.

And that Widdecombe/Yoad crossover has gone straight into my specialist folder.
(, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 10:50, archived)
# Ooh bless you...
You're too kind sirrah!

\O/

:D
(, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 10:52, archived)
[challenge entry] hello dave
(, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 10:43, archived)
# hehe
SWANEEE
(, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 10:44, archived)
# HELLO DAAAAVE
ArgH not bleeding album covers AGAIN!
(, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 10:47, archived)
# My thoughts exactly.
And no matter how the compos worded, the same reposts will crop up again and again.
(, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 10:49, archived)
# time for another compo jack?
FATCAT - the pictures you wheren't supposed to see.... Volcanos? NO FIRE BREATHING FATCAT MELTS MOUNTAINS! etc etc
(, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 10:50, archived)
# How about...
"Surprise Jelly" as a theme, open to artistic interpretation?
(, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 10:52, archived)
# I AM ROD HULL
I WANT GREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN JELLY!
(, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 10:54, archived)
# This is far better.
The fun one could have with the grammatical presentation alone is remarkable.
(, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 10:54, archived)
# So it's on?!
Mini poll bar
Mini poll bar
(, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 10:58, archived)
# JELLY AND FATCATS ATTACK!
(, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 11:05, archived)
[challenge entry] q&d for the compo
Double entry
(, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 10:33, archived)
# *giggles*
You said double entry!
(, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 10:36, archived)
# oooo clever
*click*
(, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 10:46, archived)
[challenge entry] :D
(, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 10:33, archived)
# Holy Fuck!
It's Susan Boyle!
(, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 10:37, archived)
# Ha
Spot on
(, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 10:49, archived)
# Nicely
(, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 10:43, archived)
# bwahahahahaha
*click*
(, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 10:47, archived)
# haha
Shamone!
(, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 10:47, archived)
# a winner
(, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 20:37, archived)
# Towmato!
(, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 10:22, archived)
# He has the cold, dead eyes of a stone killer
(, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 10:24, archived)
[challenge entry] Aw! What happened to Cheery Tomato?
also
(, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 10:31, archived)
# hahahahaha!
(, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 10:40, archived)
# ha ha
i like this :D
(, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 10:47, archived)
# cor!
A Girls Aloud all-in-one beast!

and may I say, that the ginger one is actually very gorgeous and I would very definitely give 'er one
(, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 10:50, archived)
# i'm glad u told me who they are...
lol
(, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 10:53, archived)
# Hahahahahahahaha
Lovely Q!!

:D

Congrats on the superb FP sir!!
(, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 10:35, archived)
# cheers mate
:)
(, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 10:46, archived)
# i like him
*click*
(, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 10:47, archived)
[challenge entry] 'ning all!
(, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 10:22, archived)
# With a fol-di-diddle-o
Wak-a-fool-o
(, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 10:24, archived)
# "There's Hennessey in the muthafuckin jar, y'all - bitches don't need tellin to bring it to their daddy."
(, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 10:29, archived)
# I've got a brand new carbine M4A1
and I'll give you the clip
(, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 11:05, archived)
# hehe
Pugh, Pugh, Barney McGrew, Cuthbert, Dibble and Grubb
(, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 10:32, archived)
[challenge entry]

(, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 10:02, archived)
# Brilliant!!!!
*Click*

:D
(, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 10:05, archived)
# Cheers Ninjapotamus.
Hope all's well at your end.
(, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 10:13, archived)
# Fine ta matey!
You?

:D
(, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 10:36, archived)
# Sweet
(, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 10:06, archived)
[challenge entry] Meh...
(, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 10:08, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 10:09, archived)
# Does it feature the smash hit
"Album Covers LOL!"?

EDIT: i'm concerned that sounded sarky... wasn't meant to be
(, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 10:11, archived)
# Well, not against me it wasn't...
(, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 10:34, archived)
# that
(, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 10:42, archived)
# Hehehe
technically this one isn't album covers it's music rebranding:P
(, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 10:39, archived)
# Great!
Nice work Moley, well deserving of a click*
(, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 10:09, archived)
# Cheers me dear!
(, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 10:13, archived)
# Haha!
TWANGGGGGGGG
(, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 10:09, archived)
[challenge entry] Ha!
sorry for td but: Bandwaggon-based tenuous compo crap -

(, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 10:13, archived)
# The Fab Cat Four?
(, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 10:14, archived)
# hahaha
(, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 10:33, archived)
# haha very good
: D
(, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 10:20, archived)
# haha
ace!
(, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 10:22, archived)
# excellent!
(, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 10:30, archived)
# haha!
(, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 10:40, archived)
# great!
!
(, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 13:22, archived)
# this is bound to get nicked
soooooooooooo good:D
(, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 23:02, archived)
# Excellent stuff!
(, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 0:37, archived)
# I announce we have a winner!
(, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 4:17, archived)
# .
That is excellent
(, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 11:58, archived)

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