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# cardboard tits
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 21:22, archived)
# bwahahaha!
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 21:24, archived)
# Hahahaha
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 21:24, archived)
# ahahaha
careful - you're gonna burn yourself out :)
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 21:25, archived)
# 0_0
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 21:25, archived)
#
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 21:25, archived)
# Doesn't he realise there is a hosepipe ban in certain parts of the country.
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 21:26, archived)
# Pffft
He spunks plant.
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 21:26, archived)
# You seem to have got the hang of this place ;)
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 21:27, archived)
# Mictoboy?



(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 21:30, archived)
# *winks*
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 21:31, archived)
# That's not how you spell wanks!
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 21:34, archived)
# After replying
i did wonder why had thought of you and your long (shopped) schlong so quickly!
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 21:34, archived)
# it wasn't shopped
also, *winks*
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 21:36, archived)
# It was!!
cos it was my body you used to shop your head onto.

...There is something so wrong about that...Your head...My body...naked....
*shudders*

(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 21:39, archived)
# *boke*
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 21:42, archived)
# indeed!!!!



(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 21:43, archived)
# hmm?
someone say naked?
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 21:42, archived)
# *checks post count*
not me....not for a while
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 21:49, archived)
# lol
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 21:31, archived)
#
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 21:33, archived)
#
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 21:35, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHA
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 21:34, archived)
# Bad noob must be punished.
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 21:31, archived)
# Creepy...
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 21:19, archived)
# wobbly pink slut
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 21:20, archived)
# Don't put yourself down.
;P
*legs it*
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 21:32, archived)
# hey!
i'm not THAT pink!
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 21:35, archived)
# Hahaha!
:)
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 21:36, archived)
# this^
I include pigs dressed as butchers holding cleavers
what they hell?
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 21:21, archived)
# Think of the ginger bread men!
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 21:21, archived)
# *thinks*
*fwaps quietly in the corner*
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 21:40, archived)
# Wrong.
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 21:43, archived)
# So wrong
it's got to be right!
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 21:46, archived)
# until you get crumbs under your roll-neck
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 21:48, archived)
# It all begins when you start to suck off his jelly buttons one by one...
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 21:52, archived)
# I was going to reply
but I deleted it before posting, as I had managed to actually disgust myself.

That must be the first time that's happened in 15 years of being on the internet.
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 21:52, archived)
# hahahaha
always a watershed moment :)
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 22:01, archived)
# considering
some of the stuff I've posted in the past, I really didn't expect the moment to arrive in a thread about ginger bread men
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 22:13, archived)
# best friends
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 21:02, archived)
# :)
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 21:03, archived)
# can i be friends with it too?
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 21:03, archived)
# be gentle with him, he's only young
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 21:08, archived)
# i don't do gentle
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 21:10, archived)
# *runs away*
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 21:13, archived)
# you're just making it more fun for me ;)
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 21:15, archived)
# *lubes up*

*assumes position*
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 21:14, archived)
# brace yourself
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 21:16, archived)
# I like
how embarrased he seems by it all.
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 21:05, archived)
# he loves the deep anal
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 21:07, archived)
# Who
doesn't.


Me actually. Corporal Jones is referring to me.
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 21:08, archived)
# 'evening bovine
long time no see.

hope things are well for you.
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 21:13, archived)
# Ning Sir.
Things are very good actually.
How's you?
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 21:16, archived)
# good here also
i am my own boss and am able to pay my bills, so all good here, andrew mcdavies is still making a surface every now and then, i really should do some more, need to make a submission to a UK comic anthology. check krazybov.com for more details.

no apologies for spamming.
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 21:21, archived)
# Do it,
I've stopped doing comics really...I now have lofty artist pretensions.
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 21:24, archived)
# as long as you don't start wearing a beret you'll be fine.
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 21:40, archived)
# don't dis berets, man
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 21:44, archived)
# yout french sympathizer
you'll be wearing onions and a stripy jumper next.
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 22:14, archived)
# I wonder when itsa hisa dolmio day?
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 21:09, archived)
# racist
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 21:09, archived)
# Pffft.
I tried to visit but got an Object not found! error after the main page :(

You still kill me?
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 21:12, archived)
# I know
I need to redirect it to my blog.
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 21:13, archived)
# MarrowPlant
I choose you!
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 21:14, archived)
# which attack will you use?
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 21:16, archived)
# *Looks up the page*
Erm... TrouserSnake?
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 21:26, archived)
# So you can pick your friends.
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 21:33, archived)
# haven't done one of these for a while
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 20:48, archived)
# If you think this is sexual, you are wrong.
Woo.
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 20:49, archived)
# ta!
:)
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 20:49, archived)
# I've been waiting patiently.
Thank you :)

Also: Cor!
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 20:49, archived)
# oo, lybians
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 20:50, archived)
# Marty! They've found me!
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 20:51, archived)
# Great Scott!!!
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 20:51, archived)
# 1.21 Gigawatts!?
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 21:42, archived)
# I saw Corrie too ;o)
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 21:42, archived)
# Very nice
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 20:52, archived)
# i saw a table and a lampshade
dammit i need to adjust my mindset for more sexytimes!
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 20:53, archived)
# where?
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 20:53, archived)
# two faces = lamp
2 arms = legs of table
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 20:54, archived)
# crikey
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 20:55, archived)
# Very nice :)
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 20:57, archived)
# NSFW
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 21:02, archived)
# i'll NSFW you, sonny jim
*waggles fist*
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 21:04, archived)
# *waggles cock*
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 21:05, archived)
# marvoolous
woo
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 21:04, archived)
# Very nicely indeed
Woo
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 21:05, archived)
# superb!
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 21:21, archived)
# My eyes aren't as good as they used to be
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 22:52, archived)
# If you think this is sexual, you are wrong.
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 20:46, archived)
# Would make a jolly good tattoo that.
Edit: It is sexual.
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 20:47, archived)
# You are wrong.
Edit: Wickertits! I just realised I scanned it in round the wrong way.
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 20:48, archived)
# This arouses me
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 20:49, archived)
# yes, but you spend far too much time around animals
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 21:18, archived)
# nice
also, polar bear song. C,F & G?
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 20:49, archived)
# Of course,
I have since learnt F and A, and D...I struggle with B and E though.
I'm concentrating on all the big chords.
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 20:51, archived)
# just use E7 for E
and B is ok as a barre chord, index finger across second fret
middle on second string, third fret, ring finger on first string, fourth fret
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 20:55, archived)
# Ooh
I can do E7, thank you.
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 20:57, archived)
# it works most of the time
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 20:58, archived)
# this barre is also great for Bb (up one fret)
C (down one fret)
G (move middle finger to third string)
Ab (G down one fret)
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 20:58, archived)
# and B7 (lift middle finger)
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 21:00, archived)
# cow tounges and mountains
and seaweed
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 20:49, archived)
# Bright copper kettles,
and warm woolen mittens.
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 20:52, archived)
# i can't see the kettles...
but i guess so
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 20:53, archived)
# They're just
few of my favourite things.
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 20:55, archived)
# Does anyone know of a website which caters for those interested in cream colored ponies?
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 20:58, archived)
# why yes, i believe deagostini can help you out on that front
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 21:01, archived)
# I dunno
unzip, give it a plunge, see what happens
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 20:50, archived)
# I can tell you
screaming penis warts.
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 20:56, archived)
# And
I've just named a punk band.
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 20:57, archived)
# This is the greatest advice I have ever read.
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 20:57, archived)
# Do you know
what the greatest advice I read was?
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 21:09, archived)
# giant squids are so sexual
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 20:50, archived)
# This reminds me
of the ending of "Watchmen". The graphic novel version, not the film.
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 20:57, archived)
# YES!!
Did the film not have this then? (didn't see)
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 21:00, archived)
# Everyone knows the original ending
So they created a different ending for the film.
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 21:01, archived)
[challenge entry] Parallel Universe - what if the chap wasn't a wrong 'un
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 20:32, archived)
# slow down, you're making the rest of us look bad!
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 20:33, archived)
# Haha!
I haven't made a new image for months! Lucky for you lot.
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 20:39, archived)
# pfff
WHY DOES MY COFFEE TASTE LIKE MUSHY PEAS?
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 20:43, archived)
# Cos it's fairtrade?
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 20:44, archived)
# nah, i'm poor
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 20:50, archived)
# What kind of coffee is it?
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 20:46, archived)
# red mountain
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 20:49, archived)
# do they still make that?
my parents have a douple LP of country songs they got with tokens from Red Mountain coffee

on red vinyl, no less
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 20:51, archived)
# yes, they still make it
i only bought it because it was 2 for ยฃ1.50
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 20:52, archived)
# probably on offer because of the whole mushy pea thing
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 21:04, archived)
# probably
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 21:07, archived)
# wrong tin, stupid
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 20:50, archived)
# IT'S A JAR. IT SAYS COFFEE.
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 20:51, archived)
# Ahhh bless him
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 20:36, archived)
# The Hilter versus Hilter pencil skills competition was declared a "draw"
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 20:39, archived)
# Those results are sketchy.
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 21:34, archived)
# Actually
this isn't too far away from who does get that prize.
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 20:51, archived)
# GNOPS!
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 20:26, archived)
# :)
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 20:31, archived)
# bwahahahahaha!
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 20:33, archived)
# come on shopped images only
sheesh :p
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 20:38, archived)
# didn't see the windows the first time! :D
ace
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 20:43, archived)
# Doors are a bit dodge!
But it's old :D
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 20:48, archived)
# It's curtains for Rose
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 21:01, archived)
#
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 20:26, archived)
# i don't know what this is
but it's making my eyes hurt
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 20:28, archived)
# Phacebook
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 20:24, archived)
# I say, that's jolly similar to my very own page. Is you dissin me bredda?
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 20:26, archived)
# :O
OMG ROFL?
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 20:27, archived)
# Yaz wan i 1st seed dat i waz like LOL1
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 20:29, archived)
# wut?
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 20:28, archived)
# ^ this
UNT RIS!
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 20:31, archived)
#
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 20:46, archived)
# hahaha
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 20:56, archived)
# Inewitable
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 20:18, archived)
# Bwhahaha!
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 20:19, archived)
# Oh no!
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 20:23, archived)
# ris?
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 20:24, archived)
# segway fail
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 20:27, archived)
# Filename may help
but probably not
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 20:27, archived)
# ummm
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 20:29, archived)
# Second Lemming from left!
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 20:34, archived)
# aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 20:44, archived)
# That's probably what HE said
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 20:48, archived)
# poor little lemmings
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 20:26, archived)
# Pfft!
:)
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 20:27, archived)
# i'm not sure why
Photobucket
but i did find a vid of boobies and cats while i was looking for sorce pics, so it was worth it
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 20:01, archived)
# *boke*
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 20:01, archived)
# this is making me lol like a mofo
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 20:03, archived)
# zoidberg's mum?
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 20:04, archived)
# i was thinking something along those lines
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 20:06, archived)
# just as long
as you didn't have your hand down your pants while you were thinking it
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 20:08, archived)
#
.... and if i did?
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 20:10, archived)
# then you should be punished
and deeply ashamed.
you should also never be let loose in a sushi restaurant.
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 20:14, archived)
#
*discreetly removes hand from pants*
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 21:18, archived)
# My immediate thought:
"Negola dewaghi wool dugger?"
"He doesn't like you."
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 20:07, archived)
# his friend doesn't like you, either
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 20:08, archived)
# this is why sc-fi is so revilled by the mainstream
you don't get whole fucking sites devoted to the backstory of the dreadlocked cop from Leon, or the waitress that serves sally in 'When harry met sally' because they are incidental characters with no purpose other than to propel the main narrative of the film

it just seems so very tragic that little geeks bother their arses to make this shit up

no offence, like
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 20:20, archived)
# I'm actually inclined to agree
Just the first point of reference google fell upon

nothing like not leaving the mystique in a film alone so you can take it how ever you want from the experience. I gave up on the expanded Star Wars franchise long ago when I saw where it was going
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 20:23, archived)
# good lad
:)
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 20:25, archived)
# ^
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 20:25, archived)
# So very well said
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 20:26, archived)
# *soothes*
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 20:27, archived)
# They make money
by selling that drivellous backstory to geeks, though.
All that sort of stuff comes from the fanfic-shit-dressed-as-novels that is the Expanded Universe. Every last muppet from Jabba's Palace has a crappy story about them. All those teddy bears on Endor have life histories. George 'Fatneck' Lucas approves it all to feed his main-lined cholesterol habit.
Star Wars was a fun film, but the shite that came after is the pits. Someone should have just burst the fat fucker when he first tried calling Star Wars "Episode IV".
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 20:29, archived)
# OH GOD MY EYES! :-(
Kill it! Kill it with fire!
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 20:12, archived)
# Katy Perry?
Needs more Elmo face-mask.
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 20:14, archived)
# Oh my word!
Nicely
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 20:15, archived)
# Someone pass the bleach.
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 20:16, archived)
# one for Jahled, because he's my kind of scum
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 19:55, archived)
# Hahahaha
That took a sec!

Fantastic stuff
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 20:00, archived)
# Jaja Binks robot brother?
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 20:04, archived)
#
filename
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 20:14, archived)
# Yeah it says boushh.jpg ah just Googled
I was thinking it was something about Mighty Boosh but it's a Star Wars thing.

looks a bit like DS9's The Breen
scifilessons.files.wordpress.com/2009/01/breen1.jpg
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 20:19, archived)
# coo! it does doesn't it!
bloody rip off merchants
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 20:28, archived)
# Yes looks like a complete rip off
never realised that before.
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 20:31, archived)
# Blimey! The terror
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 20:16, archived)
[challenge entry] Parallel Universe - b3tachan
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 19:23, archived)
# Error While Syncing

MEW MO
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 19:27, archived)
# GTFO!
Lol j/k

Welcome!
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 19:31, archived)
# ...
My welcome so far has been warm, i wondered how this would go down.

funny?
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 19:34, archived)
# I think it's funny
Some might not. However, you'll have to go out of your way to actually upset b3tard.
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 19:42, archived)
# post ending in 6 decides what I shove down my japs-eye
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 19:33, archived)
# whatever this is, kill it.
kill it now.
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 19:36, archived)
# Fork
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 19:36, archived)
# beautiful timing
that was ouchy
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 20:02, archived)
# Articulated lorry
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 19:36, archived)
# YES!
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 19:36, archived)
# Good god
Nuke it from orbit
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 19:37, archived)
# It's the only way to be sure!
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 19:40, archived)
# Why, your entire right arm of course.
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 19:41, archived)
# BE SURE TO POST PICS, ARMFUCKER
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 19:41, archived)
# The rough end of a slowly rotating pineapple.
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 19:42, archived)
# A caramel donut 6
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 19:43, archived)
# Post ending in 6?
Tue 28 Sep, 19:36
Tue 28 Sep, 19:36
Tue 28 Sep, 19:36

WINRAR!

DO IT FAGGOT!


[edit] D'oh! can't put less thans in the post.
Also taking this 4chan thing a bit to far, stopping now.
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 19:43, archived)
# !!!
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 19:57, archived)
# MILLIBOND.
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 19:49, archived)
# ....
..but the women in the family, were the lookers!

NSFW:-


(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 19:59, archived)
# i knew droopy nose reminded me of someone but it took me ages to figure it out
it turned out to be an elf from lord of the rings, i didn't know his name was haldir until i looked him up

(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 19:08, archived)
# haldir of lorien
died at the battle of helm's deep. quite sexy, if a little pudgy in the face
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 19:18, archived)
# I thought haldir of lorien
made shampoo.
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 19:29, archived)
# no, that's haldir of l'oreal
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 19:36, archived)
# Bindun I'm afraid to say.
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 19:22, archived)
# this too, probably, so I'll park it here...
"let's keep going!"

(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 19:29, archived)
# nuts!
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 19:57, archived)
# Yes was done by Mighty Nibus
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 20:02, archived)
[challenge entry] A message from Oxfam
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 18:49, archived)
# Nice one
Welcome
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 18:53, archived)
# Spittin' em out like bullets!
Excellent work rate, MHz.
8D
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 18:53, archived)
# welcome
kitten, chair, etc.
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 18:58, archived)
# Woo and welcome
I'm just going to put in a RG windge here:

On Tuesday night one of my guests got her bag nicked from the pub.

Wednesday evening a guy called one of the people on her phone saying that he had it and to call him on her (the mobile was in the bag) number.

When she called he told her that he'd give her her bag for ยฃ50.

I called the police (as obviously that was extortion) and as she wasn't from the Uk they said to goto the nearest police station.

When she went the guy said, 'just godown there and give the money.'

I got really pissed and called the police again as basically the guy had said turn up and meet a possible rapist and sod what happens.

I raised merry hell with the police and they set up an undercover group to follow her. He did turn up at Picadilly where he said but then called to say that a taxi driver would turn up at Earls Court and she was to give the guy ยฃ50 and she'd get her bag.

The idiot turned up at earls court and got picked up by the undercover police and got completely screwed over as he had about 5 other people's credit cards on him.

What an utter bunch of barstards my local police are! Sending a girl on her own, to a dark alley to pay for her own stuff!
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 19:07, archived)
# Perhaps they had planned all along to send uncover cops, you never know ;)
Good they got the guy though
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 19:11, archived)
# no
It was a completely differnet police department that went in. The gut at the police station said, 'I'd like to help but I'm going off duty.'
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 19:23, archived)
# Think about it for a sec
they want to get this guy, but the girl being a member of the public might give the game away if she knows there will be cops about to nab him through body language, etc

It's completely possible
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 19:31, archived)
# I thought he's know
through the international language of the gameshow 'bullseye'!
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 19:37, archived)
# I hope she is okay and that she enjoys the rest of her stay :)
Edit: Cucking funts.
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 19:13, archived)
# It's your duty to report this.
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 19:13, archived)
# and this is one of the many reasons
why i hate the police. anyone who wants that kind of power should automatically be stopped from ever having it.
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 19:20, archived)
# and the morral to this story is --- talk that way --->
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 19:23, archived)
#
I wonder if you even bother pickle jars in the toilet, or anywhere near the bathroom, for that matter.
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 19:25, archived)
# PLease put that in zee eengleesh you crazee Dutch:O
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 19:54, archived)
# HAHA
welcome
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 19:22, archived)
[challenge entry] pew
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 18:26, archived)
# Wicket shot first!
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 18:27, archived)
# *dies a little*
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 18:47, archived)
# Wardrobe malfunction alert.


EDIT: A+ for excellent head shoppage.
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 18:33, archived)
# Look what I spotted in a charity shop window this afternoon:

^CFB
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 18:44, archived)
# A clone trooper out of uniform?
The Emperor will be cross.

Nice purchase, btw.
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 18:48, archived)
# A lie brie?
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 18:51, archived)
# Haha
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 18:53, archived)
# Is that a droid in the background? ;)
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 18:55, archived)
# Heh
It does sort of look like one doesn't it
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 18:57, archived)
# yes
but not the one you're looking for
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 18:59, archived)
#
Real life LOLs
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 19:33, archived)
# did you see books?
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 19:10, archived)
# It suits you
Please wear it more often.

;)
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 20:56, archived)
# That's actually another b3tan ;)
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 21:14, archived)
# Nicely :)
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 18:47, archived)
# i don't even have to look at it
to know what that is :D
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 18:49, archived)
# Why aye?
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 18:52, archived)
# :)
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 18:16, archived)
# this would be preferable
at least he doesn't try to hide his inherent creepiness behind fake jollity
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 18:18, archived)
# I'm quite please Ed won
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 18:18, archived)
# i can't be pleased
they're all cunts
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 18:24, archived)
# Yeah
You're probably right
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 18:28, archived)
# :)
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 18:32, archived)
# Beaker made flesh.
Jim Henson's dying wish fulfilled.
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 18:43, archived)
# i thought jim henson's dying wish
was to not be dying
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 18:46, archived)
# Urban myth, Smash.
It was definitely the Beaker one.
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 18:49, archived)
# is that why beaker always looked so surprised?
dirty bastard
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 18:50, archived)
# Meep!
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 18:59, archived)
# hahaha!
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 19:01, archived)
#
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 17:56, archived)
# THESE CHARACTERS INTRIGUE ME
GIVE ME EGG-BASED STORIES!
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 18:00, archived)
# +Dragons
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 18:01, archived)
# YES
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 18:03, archived)
# They could be dragon eggs though
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 18:05, archived)
# 0_0
i want this NOW!
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 18:06, archived)
# Yeah, fuck Dragon Ball Z.
Dragon EggZ ftmfw!
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 18:07, archived)
# WOO, YEAH!
maybe the king could find an abandoned egg on his doorstep and raise it, little knowing that it is in fact A DRAGON EGG!
dun dun duuuuuuuuhhhh!!!
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 18:09, archived)
# There used to be a really crappy RPG on the first sega handheld
where you carried an egg with you which eventually hatched into a dragon.
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 18:21, archived)
# sounds like the cucco egg
in ocarina of time, except that hatches into a chicken
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 18:23, archived)
# Eggs with dragon wings flying in the sky - MICROWAVE YOU HAVE WORK TO DO!
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 18:26, archived)
# yes he has
DRAW MY DRAGON EGGS, MAN!
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 18:29, archived)
# GJM
:~)
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 18:04, archived)
# spiffing execution mr oven.
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 18:05, archived)
# Three cheers for egg based warfare...
Huzzah
huzzah
huzzah
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 18:05, archived)
# I'm feeling
Dizzy
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 18:11, archived)
# Your stuff's like a game I feel I should be playing.
Thanks.
Is a very nice.
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 18:16, archived)
# Eggcellant
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 18:16, archived)
# Egg Woo:D
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 18:17, archived)
# I THOUGHT YOU TOLD ME EGG WAS PLURAL
I feel let down to be honest.

Will this be out as a game soon? I enjoyed your last one.
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 18:18, archived)
#
no this is just a drawing but i am semi-working on a game at the moment but things never pan out so it will probabnly never be made and ill just post a bunch of the art here
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 18:43, archived)
# Cool
either way :)
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 18:45, archived)
# Oo. I might have a nice omelette to keep me going until supper.
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 18:18, archived)
# Oh oh...there's some cracks in your plan.
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 18:24, archived)
#
thinks
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 18:43, archived)
# i love you Microwave
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 18:29, archived)
#
you too
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 18:43, archived)
# Yey!
Mr Cockapants likes this...

and this
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 19:25, archived)
# Nooooooo....!
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 17:52, archived)
# Be blessed my children ...
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 17:57, archived)
# Haha!
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 17:57, archived)
# Hehe:D
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 18:00, archived)
# Yus!
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 18:18, archived)
# !!!!
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 18:22, archived)
# AAAAARGHHH!
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 20:19, archived)
# Louis' lookin'good tonight, innee?

(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 17:48, archived)
# WTF!?
ION: I recently discovered Big Tom spicy tomato juice, it is the third best thing in the world.
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 17:51, archived)
# And the first two are?
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 17:53, archived)
# In second place are onions.
First place goes to curry.
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 17:55, archived)
# this is good
as i am currently eating curry that contains onions
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 17:56, archived)
# I think I am addicted.
My habit has me eating curries at least 4 times a week (All home made of course).
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 17:58, archived)
# mine is homemade
except i made it in cookery class. i can cook just fine, but i'm not turning down free cookery classes with ingredients thrown in!
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 18:01, archived)
# Win + Win = WIN.
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 18:03, archived)
# very much so
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 18:05, archived)
# Win + Win = 2Woo
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 19:18, archived)
# Thai curry and BEER.
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 17:59, archived)
# Beer is certainly in my top ten.
It has slipped a few places over the years tbh.
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 18:01, archived)
# Your <generic female relative>
and croissants.
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 17:56, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 17:55, archived)
# A million percent yes.
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 18:26, archived)

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