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I'll go away now
Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Thu 7 Oct 2010, 9:35,
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Today HungaryTomorrow the rest of Europe (via the Danube)
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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!,
Thu 7 Oct 2010, 9:38,
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It's a lovely colour though Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Thu 7 Oct 2010, 9:44,
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I'll grant it that....As my legs are dissolved into a mildly radioactive alkaline goo, I'll be saying "Well it really does go the those new curtain in the spare bedroom"
( The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!,
Thu 7 Oct 2010, 9:50,
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"Well it really does go the those new curtain in the spare bedroom"is my favourite phrase for today
( Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Thu 7 Oct 2010, 10:01,
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I've used it twice, I'm getting looks
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thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA,
Thu 7 Oct 2010, 10:35,
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looks of admiration I bet Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Thu 7 Oct 2010, 10:41,
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Beware the Farting Gonk - it is truly eeeeeeeeeeeeviiiiiiiillllllllllbut to be fair, he doesn't walk very fast as his legs are molded together.
( camp freddy well, would you look at that!,
Thu 7 Oct 2010, 9:07,
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hah hah hah hahthere is something inherently funny about those troll things... whatever situation you care to put them in
have one of those click things for your trouble
(have one of those click things for your trouble
bigmeuprudeboy is using powerpoint or paint...have MERCY,
Thu 7 Oct 2010, 9:45,
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thanks :)trolls are just such a weird toy - pretty creepy but also cute. Like Natasha Kaplinski.
( camp freddy well, would you look at that!,
Thu 7 Oct 2010, 9:54,
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erm that's bee vs king kongyou shopped out Godzilla....
( camp freddy well, would you look at that!,
Thu 7 Oct 2010, 9:09,
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have we all sync'd up?see here for ditto lols www.b3ta.com/board/10211705
( camp freddy well, would you look at that!,
Thu 7 Oct 2010, 9:00,
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B-Movie Monsters!Make a B movie monster: mash it, 'shop it, photograph it, animate it, cut out of paper and scan it, or make a B movie monster costume and wear it. Then enter it in the challenge. Raarrgh!
THEN MICTOBOY DRESSES UP LIKE A ROBOT
www.b3ta.com/board/10211668
(THEN MICTOBOY DRESSES UP LIKE A ROBOT
www.b3ta.com/board/10211668
mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
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Thu 7 Oct 2010, 6:06,
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Taking this weeks compo literally (again)Make a B movie monster:
Mash it - RIS
'shop it - Check
photograph it - Check
animate it - Check
cut out of paper - Check
scan it - Fucksocks
or make a B movie monster costume and wear it - opted for option 1
Then enter it in the challenge - Check
Pea-Roast - Check
* Click for amimated version
Taking this weeks compo literally... (week two)
Taking this weeks compo literally... (week one)
(Mash it - RIS
'shop it - Check
photograph it - Check
animate it - Check
cut out of paper - Check
scan it - Fucksocks
or make a B movie monster costume and wear it - opted for option 1
Then enter it in the challenge - Check
Pea-Roast - Check
* Click for amimated versionTaking this weeks compo literally... (week two)
Taking this weeks compo literally... (week one)
Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Thu 7 Oct 2010, 7:09,
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"Mash it" and you Ris?This is to Microsoft Paint something I would have thought a b3tan like you would have known that.
( maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Thu 7 Oct 2010, 9:40,
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Sorry, I am not that old Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Thu 7 Oct 2010, 10:55,
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New Zealand’s low budget nemesis, Kiwizilla, barbequing the capital city, Wellington.
Click to embiggen
Yay!I like him. He somehow still manages to still look friendly even while he destroys humanity.
( mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
(Μβ‘β)Κ,
Thu 7 Oct 2010, 3:44,
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they can be vicious little buggers deodar ant trois minutes douche compris,
Thu 7 Oct 2010, 5:58,
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The quakewas actually in Christchurch, 200km further south. Evil giant fire breathing birds are a uniquely North Island phenomenon. :)
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Sat 9 Oct 2010, 6:59,
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DIUKU EDINGABURU!!!
Truly I have no idea.
mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
(Μβ‘β)Κ,
Thu 7 Oct 2010, 3:39,
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The Godzilla vs Fatcat Saga (also starring Spaz as Crazy Cat)
Scene 1: Fatcat and Crazy Cat have words.
Scene 2: Fatcat kicks Crazy Cat's butt.
Scene 3: Godzilla gets involved.
Scene 4: Crazy Cat and Godzilla gang up on Fatcat.
Scene 5: Godzilla and Crazy Cat kill Fatcat.
Scene 6: Crazy Cat and Godzilla laugh and laugh.
atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Thu 7 Oct 2010, 2:08,
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It had to be put together!I would watch this movie.
( atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Thu 7 Oct 2010, 4:10,
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I would watch this filmis it in 3d?
(woo!)
((woo!)
Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on,
Thu 7 Oct 2010, 8:14,
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Real!*dons tinfoil hat*
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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus,
Thu 7 Oct 2010, 1:33,
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haha classicif i was drinking coffee when i read this i would of spit it all over my keyboard
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Thu 7 Oct 2010, 8:09,
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Hozilla Is Coming!!!I made this in a previous life. Its how your website looks when you don't pay your web designer.
Click for bigger (145 kb)
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Thu 7 Oct 2010, 1:08,
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Click for bigger (145 kb)
usually i'd defend this 'cos no one will reply when you don't have an icon , so i'll give you a WTFbut WTF
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Thu 7 Oct 2010, 1:53,
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What?You've never seen an escort straddling a building before?
I'd explain it, but you don't have an icon.
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Thu 7 Oct 2010, 2:33,
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I'd explain it, but you don't have an icon.
Maybe people just don't reply because you whinge about them not replying too much and it gets depressing...
Damien's Hearse,
Thu 7 Oct 2010, 8:41,
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ORIt's just that this post (admittedly) sucks.
I was expecting lots of requests to make it bigger.
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Thu 7 Oct 2010, 12:58,
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I was expecting lots of requests to make it bigger.
run for your livesDogzilla needs a wee
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MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever,
Thu 7 Oct 2010, 0:52,
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those darned typos are never noitced until the [submit] button is clickedanyway, I hope he is peeing on a Capitol One bank
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Thu 7 Oct 2010, 1:01,
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there's a voice, keeps on calling meon your office, that's where i want to pee
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Thu 7 Oct 2010, 1:01,
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can i tj?
just remembered i need some good galleries/sources of black and white images for a collage project tomorrow. weird is good. any suggestions ?
connor,
Thu 7 Oct 2010, 1:08,
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heres a good image site(
Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus,
Thu 7 Oct 2010, 1:15,
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also: weird you say?(
Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus,
Thu 7 Oct 2010, 1:35,
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certainly wierd and fun PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Thu 7 Oct 2010, 1:50,
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Brain facts- Your brain contains 60 billion cells.
- Each cell carries, on average 7000 connections to other cells.
- Yet your brain only weighs 3 pounds and uses just 10-23 watts of energy per day.
- Each year you will lose about 3.3 million brain cells.
- There is no truth in the myth that we only use 10% of brain power.
- The brain is capable of storing 10 trillion bits of information about you and your life experiences.
- The brain can make its own βheroinβ.
- Being happy is good for the brain.
- Why is adolescence so difficult? One main reason is that, between puberty and early adulthood, the brain is being rebuilt.
- New experiences are vital for improved brain function.
- Emotional self-neglect can lead to food cravings and over-eating
- Regular sex (at least twice a week) improves daily moods, reduces pain thresholds, cuts the risk of a heart attack, decreases menstrual pain and promotes sleep.
- Love and sex can be addictive.
- The brain also contains a bonding chemical: oxytocin.
(- Each cell carries, on average 7000 connections to other cells.
- Yet your brain only weighs 3 pounds and uses just 10-23 watts of energy per day.
- Each year you will lose about 3.3 million brain cells.
- There is no truth in the myth that we only use 10% of brain power.
- The brain is capable of storing 10 trillion bits of information about you and your life experiences.
- The brain can make its own βheroinβ.
- Being happy is good for the brain.
- Why is adolescence so difficult? One main reason is that, between puberty and early adulthood, the brain is being rebuilt.
- New experiences are vital for improved brain function.
- Emotional self-neglect can lead to food cravings and over-eating
- Regular sex (at least twice a week) improves daily moods, reduces pain thresholds, cuts the risk of a heart attack, decreases menstrual pain and promotes sleep.
- Love and sex can be addictive.
- The brain also contains a bonding chemical: oxytocin.
Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot,
Thu 7 Oct 2010, 0:23,
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Reduces pain thresholds? You mean it makes you a wuss?Fuck it, no more sex for me then!
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums,
Thu 7 Oct 2010, 0:25,
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it makes you a long living sleepy, sex addicted wuss
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Christian's Bolt and Ski,
Thu 7 Oct 2010, 0:27,
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I think it is probably worth it Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot,
Thu 7 Oct 2010, 0:29,
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Well it's a high price, but I'm glad I don't have to pay upfront.Oh wait.
( Christian's Bolt and Ski,
Thu 7 Oct 2010, 0:31,
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I just think I am being short changedI will telephone the sex-commissioner immediately!
( Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot,
Thu 7 Oct 2010, 0:34,
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TV FACTS- Your TV contains 60 billion transistors.
- Each SKY subscription contains, on average 7000 shopping channels.
- Your TV only weighs 50 kg and whoever wrote this doesn't know what watts are.
- Each year you will lose about 30 TV remotes
- There is no truth in the myth that we only watch 10% of daytime TV.
- The SKY+ is capable of storing 50 hours of X-factor.
- Watching Jeremy Kyle will make you addicted to heroin.
- Watching university challenge is good for the brain.
- Why is adolescence so difficult? One main reason is that, between puberty and early adulthood, there are no good TV programs.
- New series are vital for improved viewing figures.
- Watching Masterchef can lead to food cravings and over-eating
- Regular porn-watching (at least twice a week) improves wrist strength, reduces tissue supplies, cuts the risk of swollen balls, decreases menstrual pain and promotes sleep.
- TV can be addictive.
- The TV also contains tasty mercury.
(- Each SKY subscription contains, on average 7000 shopping channels.
- Your TV only weighs 50 kg and whoever wrote this doesn't know what watts are.
- Each year you will lose about 30 TV remotes
- There is no truth in the myth that we only watch 10% of daytime TV.
- The SKY+ is capable of storing 50 hours of X-factor.
- Watching Jeremy Kyle will make you addicted to heroin.
- Watching university challenge is good for the brain.
- Why is adolescence so difficult? One main reason is that, between puberty and early adulthood, there are no good TV programs.
- New series are vital for improved viewing figures.
- Watching Masterchef can lead to food cravings and over-eating
- Regular porn-watching (at least twice a week) improves wrist strength, reduces tissue supplies, cuts the risk of swollen balls, decreases menstrual pain and promotes sleep.
- TV can be addictive.
- The TV also contains tasty mercury.
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums,
Thu 7 Oct 2010, 0:50,
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Nothing particularly groundbreaking there. I believe addiction to love was first described by prof. Robert Palmer in 1986.He recorded that sufferers were unable to sleep or eat and this is often accompanied by throat tightness and difficulty in breathing.
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums,
Thu 7 Oct 2010, 0:37,
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I didn't think b3ta was ready for anything groundbreaking. Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot,
Thu 7 Oct 2010, 0:51,
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true, but he was only improving upon the theories developed by Dr. Heuy Lewis
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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus,
Thu 7 Oct 2010, 0:55,
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It's true that Dr Lewis was one of the first to recognise the potential benefits of love. However, it was Prof. Palmer's ground-breaking research that demonstrated the full dangers of love addiction.
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums,
Thu 7 Oct 2010, 0:59,
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they're morish too Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus,
Thu 7 Oct 2010, 0:39,
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you only need arghhh!, earth and dirty jokes Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus,
Thu 7 Oct 2010, 0:33,
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i am definitely lacking in timidityand prom memories
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Thu 7 Oct 2010, 0:38,
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takes one to know one! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Thu 7 Oct 2010, 0:51,
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who needs prom memories when you've got pron memories Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus,
Thu 7 Oct 2010, 0:41,
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pfffpervs aplenty!
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Thu 7 Oct 2010, 0:46,
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:)I only just read the actual words on its head.
Arrghh!
(Arrghh!
4Q just lurking,
Thu 7 Oct 2010, 0:37,
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Commonwealth Games Poo, shirley?
Sonic the Hedgetrimmer doesn't care what you think,
Thu 7 Oct 2010, 16:35,
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nice taggage :~)the "arrghh" lobe is too small though
( MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever,
Thu 7 Oct 2010, 0:57,
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Always with the comparing of markets!
I'm so very sorry.
jim_bob can herd cats.,
Thu 7 Oct 2010, 0:15,
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Actually, I find them quite cute.Although oddly enough the Go Compare guy is starting to grow on me as well.
( jim_bob can herd cats.,
Thu 7 Oct 2010, 0:20,
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My girlfriend has made me watch X-factor so many bloody times I've now found myself caring what happens to those worthless shits.FFS, I seem to be experiencing the TV equivalent of Stockholm Syndrome.
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums,
Thu 7 Oct 2010, 0:22,
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X-Factor? After the mentally ill audition rounds? *shudder*At least I only have to be in the room for corrie.
( 4Q just lurking,
Thu 7 Oct 2010, 0:25,
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I fear it is making me mentally ill :(I managed to watch a whole episode of celebrity dancing on ice afterwards. I keep expecting bits of brain mush to start dribbling out of my ears.
EDIT: Actually, I don't think there was any ice involved. Probably just celebrity dancing then. It was the one where Paul Daniels called one of the poof judges a sausage chaser.
(EDIT: Actually, I don't think there was any ice involved. Probably just celebrity dancing then. It was the one where Paul Daniels called one of the poof judges a sausage chaser.
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums,
Thu 7 Oct 2010, 0:29,
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Oh you poor, poor man.Couple of years from now, you'll be mental enough to go to the auditions....
( 4Q just lurking,
Thu 7 Oct 2010, 0:33,
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Fuck it, I'm going to audition for celebrity dancing thing now. If they ask which famous person I am I'll tell them I was the guy who wore the Mr Blobby costume.
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums,
Thu 7 Oct 2010, 0:39,
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I would enjoy beating the go compare guy to death with a meerkat.And if it took more than one meerkat, all the better.
I would imagine they come apart quite readily.
(I would imagine they come apart quite readily.
4Q just lurking,
Thu 7 Oct 2010, 0:23,
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If only you could compare which meerkat was better for hitting him with... jim_bob can herd cats.,
Thu 7 Oct 2010, 0:26,
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Preferably a cast-iron one with bits of broken glass sticking out of it.
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums,
Thu 7 Oct 2010, 0:27,
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maybe I could run him over,and get rid of the evidence at webuyanycar.com
any any any any....
(any any any any....
4Q just lurking,
Thu 7 Oct 2010, 0:28,
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It's a Cat-astrophe run for your lives!:D
( maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Thu 7 Oct 2010, 0:07,
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Kittins hate getting their shots
Tribs π¦ ↓ dn ΚΙΚ sα΄Ι₯Κ ↓π¦,
Thu 7 Oct 2010, 0:10,
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We're going to need a bigger Mary Bale Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus,
Thu 7 Oct 2010, 0:13,
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get that orang outan-ised doggy chutney chute away from me Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 6 Oct 2010, 23:53,
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this is a freudian nightmare
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camp freddy well, would you look at that!,
Wed 6 Oct 2010, 23:59,
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pucker up, buttercupEDIT: also, ewww... photoshopdisasters.blogspot.com/2010/10/photography-studio-in-malaga-does-it.html
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Thu 7 Oct 2010, 0:08,
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someone's been watching ferris bueller.... Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Thu 7 Oct 2010, 0:13,
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:Done of my favorite movies
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Thu 7 Oct 2010, 0:17,
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did you ask for cups full of rabbits?bit of an odd present.
still, happy birthday
(still, happy birthday
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 6 Oct 2010, 23:48,
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cups full of rabbits, and hares caught on stringsthese are a few of my favourite things
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Wed 6 Oct 2010, 23:49,
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mmmm, tasty Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 6 Oct 2010, 23:52,
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ah, i seei'd go for dragons, myself
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 6 Oct 2010, 23:52,
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that's greatyou should animate one of my drawings or some kind of collaborative thing.
( connor,
Thu 7 Oct 2010, 0:08,
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If you have one in mind, put it here......otherwise I'll use what I saved... :)
( atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Thu 7 Oct 2010, 0:28,
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O.K.edit: check the board later today!... :)...(in about 12 hours)
( atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Thu 7 Oct 2010, 1:23,
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i would never run from cauliflower and onion rings PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Thu 7 Oct 2010, 0:09,
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yes, unless they were getting ready to fall over on me PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Thu 7 Oct 2010, 0:41,
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This is making want to go buy a cake PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Thu 7 Oct 2010, 1:10,
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The Owls Who Toyed With Bejing For A While(I don't do great horror movie titles)
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LS18,
Wed 6 Oct 2010, 23:29,
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those owls look really boredand i see it's not dragons.
again.
(again.
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 6 Oct 2010, 23:42,
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