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[challenge entry] A story so bizarre it cannot be told here
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 9:43, archived)
# Struggling to see what you've done here old bean. Sorry.
Also - dreading the moment when Jamnog picks up on this compo...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 9:53, archived)
# or JJ
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 9:59, archived)
# Or Prodge.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 10:00, archived)
# Is it wednesday yet?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 10:20, archived)
# Is it clicheed moaning yet?
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 10:26, archived)
# Cleopatra squirrel yiffs up Marc Anthony.
Boadica squirrel bearing her ridiculously misporportioned furry breasts on the pyre.
Florence Nightingale squirrel smothering soldiers with her thunder thighs.

I'll save up the rest for later...
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 10:21, archived)
# don't stop now I'm almost there
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 10:58, archived)
# nothing deep here--
suffering with a toothache, I simply made a bridge of dead squirrel. Not really intended to be understood--just a distraction from my pain
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 10:06, archived)
# Aaaah! I see it now!
Thought it was just a random smoke formation.

*refills tea*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 10:11, archived)
# I too have the toothache from hell
ibuprofen is the way forward.
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 11:08, archived)
# What about a piece of string and a closing door?
(I helped save b3ta! Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 11:18, archived)
# Wisdom tooth I'm afraid
No wonder nippers are miserable when they're teething
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 11:59, archived)
# I find his the most disturbing of all..
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 10:27, archived)
# ahhh now I see it
I think the black and white doesn't help - it looked like a blurry sand bank at first! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 10:29, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 9:31, archived)
# Dear lorrdddd........ *facepalms*
In other news.... I'm just about to spend ยฃ6,000+ on software! Someone please hold me I'm scared
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 9:33, archived)
# 60 grand?
Is the new WoW out or something?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 9:37, archived)
# ..ah thanks
(removed the extra 0)
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 9:38, archived)
# 6 grand?
Is the new WoW on special offer then?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 9:41, archived)
# ha ha :D
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 9:52, archived)
# Hold you?
Somebody needs to lobotomise you!
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 9:42, archived)
# ^
you do know there's a pirate bay out there, right?
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 9:51, archived)
# All used for my day to day work
so I can't use nawty 'borrowed' stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 9:55, archived)
# ah, day job
yeah, that stings
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 9:58, archived)
# Oh my word!
What software?
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 9:43, archived)
# All my 3D software (of which Max is the biggest hit)
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 9:53, archived)
# Very nice :D
Have fun!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 9:54, archived)
# The new machine to put it all on arrives in a couple of weeks
Then I'll polygon'ing my tits off!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 9:59, archived)
# Can we set up a great 3D render-off between you and JPG?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 10:13, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 10:27, archived)
# Low poly, is it for a game?
Fetch the tea.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 10:22, archived)
[challenge entry] Hey thur lil' fella!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 9:24, archived)
# Awwwww, that's lavverly!

(I helped save b3ta! Chumps ๐Ÿ‘€, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 9:27, archived)
# Cooking doesn't get tougher than this.
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Thu 14 Oct 2010, 9:30, archived)
# Awesome.
:D

*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 10:27, archived)
# I dislike both of these men
I don't know why and I don't even watch the programme, but they get on my tits.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 9:36, archived)
# ^ what she said
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps ๐Ÿ‘€, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 9:37, archived)
# ^ and that..

(I helped save b3ta! Jimmer still not dead at, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 12:41, archived)
# I like that
And so *clicks* :D
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 9:30, archived)
# Hallo Ninj!
You alright my beauty?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 10:26, archived)
# Hi Moley
Sorry sir, just spotted this!

Me fine, you?

:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 15:08, archived)
[challenge entry] "One small furry step for squirrel kind blah blah blah"


Once you got him started Neil Squirrelstrong just wouldn't shut up.
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Thu 14 Oct 2010, 9:21, archived)
# HOW DOES HE BREATHE?!?!?!?!?



!
(I helped save b3ta! Andy_Control can't be held responsible for his actions., Thu 14 Oct 2010, 9:24, archived)
# Its complicated,
Essentially he eats a lot of nuts before take off that produce life giving oxygen independent of the respiratory system. Its science.
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Thu 14 Oct 2010, 9:26, archived)
# Oxygenated chewing gum!
(I helped save b3ta! Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 9:48, archived)
# Wow patent this idea this has legs or at least good enough for a Bond Movie.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 10:09, archived)
# Nicked it from Mars Attacks :(
(I helped save b3ta! Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 10:51, archived)
# AWFUL.
oh.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 10:29, archived)
# "Behind you Squirrelstrong....... look out"
"The Eagle has landed"
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 9:56, archived)
# Worrys for another day
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 9:11, archived)
#
Dance your cares away...
(FAQ, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 9:15, archived)
# *catnaps*
*Clcik*
(I helped save b3ta! Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 9:18, archived)
# Sprocket! Sprocket!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 9:18, archived)
# heh
press red earns you a click
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 9:32, archived)
# "You are the inescapable result of your tragedy, just as I am the inescapable result of you."
(FAQ, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 8:53, archived)
# Took a few seconds
Edit: and pffft - even though I wasn't too impressed with the fillum.
(I helped save b3ta! Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego?, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 9:04, archived)
# What's the film?
And why is that albino wearing a macrame toga?
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 10:50, archived)
# Johnny Winter?
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 11:11, archived)
[challenge entry] We're not here to do the decent thing, we're here to follow fucking orders!
(I helped save b3ta! Piper Alpha is being a grumpy northerm bastard on:, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 8:39, archived)
# Yes, everything seams in order here.
Who are they fighting? Reds v greys shirley?
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps ๐Ÿ‘€, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 8:48, archived)
[challenge entry] That sounds like a board nazi motto
*abandons*

(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 8:55, archived)
# No war for nuts!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 9:19, archived)
# WHO'S GOIN' LEFT?
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 9:27, archived)
# good old phil


"oh for fuck's sake Phillip, one really can't take you anywhere!"

(wankdog, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 8:34, archived)
# It would probably
be a bit more droopy than that.
(I helped save b3ta! The Togaboy The world will end on, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 9:31, archived)
[challenge entry] They weren't always so fluffeh.
Ning btw!

(I helped save b3ta! Chumps ๐Ÿ‘€, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 8:26, archived)
# hahaha, poor black squirrel
woo
(I helped save b3ta! Mousing, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 9:36, archived)
# I arted sorta
CF Original
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 3:54, archived)
# Fox or squirrel?
;)
(JoePesky, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 4:02, archived)
# It's the fabulous Fox Theatre in Saint Louis, Missouri, US
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 4:05, archived)
# I recognized that
nice work there
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 5:22, archived)
# This really puts me in
a state of Missouri.
(ZugZwang refuses to update his profile., Thu 14 Oct 2010, 5:32, archived)
# It's interesting, but it's not a hen?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 5:43, archived)
# doing hens is illegal in Missouri
*I think*
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 5:51, archived)
# Doing what?
Are you a, a killer?
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 5:55, archived)
# I never confess major crimes in idle banter online
hope that's ok ;p
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 5:59, archived)
# That's not normal, but okie dokie.
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 6:05, archived)
# Messing around with the new ps brushes again
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 3:02, archived)
# very nice, i see a penis
expect this pic to be pushed down soon

*handbags*
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 3:03, archived)
# One click to fix.
Not what I call a problem :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 3:05, archived)
# Well then
Put your pants back on.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 3:19, archived)
# peacocky!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 3:11, archived)
#
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 3:14, archived)
# Now available in Thrust-O-Vision
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 3:36, archived)
# Put on some 3D specs
It's even more entertaining.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 3:37, archived)
# what does the light socket taste like
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 3:24, archived)
# confetti
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 3:35, archived)
# meet Fiko:
www.flickr.com/photos/hapatxn/sets/72157594246206832/

I keep getting distracted by lovemeow, so many links to flickr sets
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 5:06, archived)
# Hahahaha!!!
www.flickr.com/photos/hapatxn/488907377/in/set-72157594246206832/
Mutant moggy!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 8:34, archived)
# Yeah!
Here's some audible entertainment to go along with that. Also, in other news, the Dalai Lama is going to be in town.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=EMy4CceeBgA
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 3:38, archived)
# What's with the German flags at the bottom, you nazi?
That's not uber.
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 3:45, archived)
# Ha! I see them.
Reminds me of a logo too, I can't remember which one.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 4:05, archived)
# Ignorance vill not save you.
Ve have vays of makink you talk, yes.
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 5:56, archived)
#

(Larue J'aime le Pâté Chinois, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 2:55, archived)
# Been a while since anyone flooded /board like this.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 3:04, archived)
# Apres minuit, tout est possible!
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 3:36, archived)
#

(Larue J'aime le Pâté Chinois, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 2:30, archived)
# It's a one-man thread-rush!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 2:39, archived)
#
this is funny :O)
(Larue J'aime le Pâté Chinois, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 2:46, archived)
# yaaarrrr
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 2:48, archived)
# Just for you:O)
(Larue J'aime le Pâté Chinois, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 2:52, archived)
# Should be for maiden :)
C'est qui cette fille? Elle est chouette!
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 3:55, archived)
# Peter Griffin is a BIG guy
(JoePesky, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 2:42, archived)
# Peter had pixels for breakfast.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 3:06, archived)
# Almost achieved alliteration
(JoePesky, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 3:34, archived)
# Actually, artificial attempts almost always appear awkward.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 3:41, archived)
# not necessarily
:)
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 3:45, archived)
# Candyman, Candyman, Candyman, Candyman, Candym
(JoePesky, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 3:46, archived)
# Plus ca change...
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 3:35, archived)
#

(Larue J'aime le Pâté Chinois, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 2:28, archived)
# DAIRY QUEEN
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 2:33, archived)
# Lizard!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 2:38, archived)
#

(Larue J'aime le Pâté Chinois, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 2:21, archived)
#

(Larue J'aime le Pâté Chinois, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 2:08, archived)
# LOL
:)
(I helped save b3ta! sancelle says something stinks in suburbia, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 2:27, archived)
[challenge entry] :)
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 1:55, archived)
# You insensitive bastard
My great-uncle served in 'nam.

(Birmi'nam. He was a waiter in a restaurant near the cathedral.)
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 2:08, archived)
# hahahahaha
nutter
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 2:13, archived)
# nothing like a bit of napalm to get the b3ta fists waving :)
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 2:12, archived)
# I'd scream also if that squirrel was chasing me !
(JoePesky, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 2:13, archived)
#
love the soldier's new legs...top stuff!
(I helped save b3ta! miltonlives on, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 17:31, archived)
[challenge entry] Say hello to my leetle friend...
(cheebatv, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 1:52, archived)
# NO SQUIRRELS WERE HURT DURING THE MAKING OF THIS MOVIE
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 1:58, archived)
[challenge entry] Tianenmen Squirrel
(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 1:26, archived)
[challenge entry] Eh Q&D
(I helped save b3ta! sancelle says something stinks in suburbia, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 1:32, archived)
# Needs more animation.
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 1:36, archived)
# Needs more
squirrel
(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 1:49, archived)

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