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# There may be something wrong with my girlfriends kid!
(, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 1:33, archived)
# I think I see it.
You wanna flip the switch on his back to "Good".
(, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 1:37, archived)
# gimger?
(, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 1:40, archived)
# Wiccan?
(, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 1:44, archived)
# Sho, farmboy, you want to be a Jedi?
(, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 1:30, archived)
# Shurley Shome Mishtake.........
(, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 1:23, archived)
# S P E C I A L E !
hahaha
have some nonsense
(, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 1:28, archived)
# Hahaha.
(, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 1:32, archived)
# "Squirrels? Pffft. Fuck 'em"
(, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 1:04, archived)
# FUCK
I fear this
(, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 1:05, archived)
# It's actually quite a lovely cat
(, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 1:10, archived)
# Awwww
all cats are lovely
(, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 2:01, archived)
#
(, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 1:05, archived)
# i like the scratched film effect
(, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 1:09, archived)
# Ceci n'est pas un chat
(, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 2:48, archived)
# Just beautiful, man!
(, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 1:08, archived)
# ross kemp's forehead?
AICMFP.

Woo though.
(, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 1:09, archived)
# I say!
(, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 1:10, archived)
# Apparently product placement is becoming deregulated on TV now.
(, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 0:58, archived)
# Actually I don't know why I didn't see this before.
(, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 1:22, archived)
# where no finger has gone before
(, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 0:40, archived)
# Very enterprising Mister Bond.
(, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 0:42, archived)
# someone needs to whack your nose with a newspaper
(, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 0:43, archived)
# gee thanksh
:0
(, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 0:50, archived)
# Goldfinger-pressed latinum
(, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 0:45, archived)
# have you seen Pusshy Galore lately?
(, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 0:56, archived)
#
(, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 0:55, archived)
# ewww
(not that I'd be excited over a non-wrinkled finger, mind you)
(, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 0:58, archived)
# There are worse things
(, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 1:05, archived)
# FUCK!
(, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 1:11, archived)
# good night :D
(, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 0:30, archived)
# is this just an excuse to post boobs herman?
:D
(, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 0:31, archived)
# no :D
(, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 0:36, archived)
# Tsk, one track mind.
;)
(, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 0:38, archived)
#

(, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 0:39, archived)
# leaky valve stem?
(, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 0:41, archived)
# I have that problem.
(, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 0:43, archived)
#
(, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 0:40, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHA!!!!
(, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 0:41, archived)
# oh hell!!
ha ha ha ha ha ha!!
(, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 0:51, archived)
# Sorry about this...
(, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 0:21, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 0:25, archived)
# Ouch!
(, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 0:38, archived)
#
(, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 0:28, archived)
# Oouuch!
(, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 0:39, archived)
#
(, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 0:29, archived)
# Ooouuuch!
(, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 0:39, archived)
#

(, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 0:32, archived)
# Oooouuuch!
(, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 0:40, archived)
# Huge groan
We are all fired tomorrow in the spending review. Greedy bankers (fueled by Thatchers society less environment) avoiding tax on their new bonuses plus the idol underclass blaming everyone else for being useless tumbleweed.

I work, save the little left over do the right thing and try to be a good citizen but tomorrow I'll probably be sacked for nothing I caused. Greed wins.
(, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 0:40, archived)
# Thatcher
(, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 23:53, archived)
# Wait for it.....
(, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 23:56, archived)
# i like her
i think she did good things
(, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 0:00, archived)
#
lurker = untalented.
(, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 0:12, archived)
# Haha what the fuck is wrong with you
(, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 1:03, archived)
# Well, thanks for that,
same time next year?
(, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 0:15, archived)
# Name one.
(, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 0:39, archived)
# Almost destroyed the Unions.
(, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 1:07, archived)
# i dont know why i did this
(, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 23:18, archived)
# Very pairaducksical
(, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 23:23, archived)
# I love my life as a dick head
oh, wait.
(, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 23:26, archived)
#
d f
(, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 23:31, archived)
# by this i obviously mean i love life as a fickhead
(, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 23:32, archived)
# Oi! Fickhead! Duck off!
(, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 23:33, archived)
#
(, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 23:45, archived)
# Duzzy Fuck
(, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 0:08, archived)
# dick heaf?
(, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 23:33, archived)
# dick heap
(, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 23:47, archived)
# Back in the old days, there were Johnsons as far as the eye could see.
(, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 23:58, archived)
# they're still there
we just don't see as far these days
(, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 0:35, archived)
# Duck head with dog mask.
Trufax.
(, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 23:26, archived)
# Ha ha! Fuck!
(, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 23:31, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 23:45, archived)
# ha, thats better than mine.
(, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 1:05, archived)
# You really are quack on the draw.
(, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 0:14, archived)
#
(, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 23:06, archived)
# no.
(, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 23:08, archived)
# Good lord!!!!
(, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 23:12, archived)
# Lordy! In red, too!
(, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 0:02, archived)
# Hahaha!
(, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 0:23, archived)
# Top visuals.
(, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 23:14, archived)
# ahahahahahaha
:S
(, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 23:18, archived)
# nice...
(, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 23:24, archived)
# Interestingly
Chris de Burgh was born in Argentina.

Just don't ask about the corned beef.
(, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 23:24, archived)
#
(, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 23:32, archived)
#



Go on, die you old twat!

**************************
(, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 23:42, archived)
# Undying, unforgiving
(, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 23:53, archived)
# DIE !
(, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 23:55, archived)
# Oh my
(, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 23:43, archived)
# Wow
:D
(, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 23:47, archived)
# mehh
(, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 23:02, archived)
# ew.
(, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 23:02, archived)
# shake it, but don't stir
:(
(, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 23:04, archived)
# Lovely.
(, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 23:03, archived)
# ok, for you we'll pretend the cat did it
(, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 23:09, archived)
# It's still a moldy pussy.
(, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 23:12, archived)
# Wafty stink lines ftw!
(, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 23:06, archived)
# otherwise we might think moldy finger is a good thing
(, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 23:08, archived)
# smelly too

(, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 23:11, archived)
# we need help
(, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 23:15, archived)
# I find this sort of stuff very vulgar
(, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 23:30, archived)
# Ha ha !
.
(, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 23:33, archived)
# License To Grill
(, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 22:46, archived)
# shoshagesh
(, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 22:48, archived)
# Shirtainly !
(, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 22:50, archived)
# And something to drink, perhaps?
(, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 22:52, archived)
# Shplendid.
(, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 22:56, archived)
# Nicely!
(, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 22:57, archived)
# Hoochie McBoobs!
:)
(, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 22:59, archived)
# Rich in win.
(, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 23:01, archived)
# Ahahaha.
Tag win also.
(, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 23:19, archived)
# fuck facebook
if this is it as I have never given in
(, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 23:32, archived)
# That is rather special
(, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 23:51, archived)
# hahaha!
The attention to detail is outstanding.
(, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 0:11, archived)
# Full of win
...and *Clicked*!! :D
(, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 9:21, archived)
# Pulp friction
(, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 22:55, archived)
# That *is* a tasty cocktail
(, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 22:56, archived)
# Tell me again about the hash bars..
(, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 22:57, archived)
# Would you like to play tennish?
No; 3 is good for me. What we playing?
(, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 22:55, archived)
# i like this bondwagon,
(, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 23:01, archived)
# Unexpected crucifix
(, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 23:07, archived)
# Kwik & Obvious


and probably Ben Doone
(, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 0:18, archived)
# Ginger is as ginger does........
(, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 22:42, archived)
# Biolagical dyes are best
(, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 22:48, archived)
# Red.
(, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 22:49, archived)
# Gordon Brown on the left?
(, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 22:55, archived)
# Aye, hen.
(, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 22:58, archived)
# Get ready for....
(, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 22:29, archived)
# I feel there might be a loop in there somewhere
(, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 22:31, archived)
# A Russian Mandelbrot Doll
(, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 22:32, archived)
# Yeah but would it tile?
(, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 22:32, archived)
# EYERAEP



(, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 22:53, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 22:54, archived)
# nggnngnngngggngggggg
(, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 23:44, archived)
# Woo! Here have a continental rhino
(, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 22:32, archived)
# He looks a bit croissant about to attack
(, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 22:41, archived)
# Hunted to the brink of extinction by hungry French explorers
ย 
(, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 22:45, archived)
# Miss Caleefornikate
(, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 22:39, archived)
# The old reverseroonie, eh?
Nice.
(, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 22:50, archived)
# Hull here I come.
(, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 22:17, archived)
#

(, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 22:21, archived)
# :S
hahaha i felt guilty about my pic, ah well.
(, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 22:22, archived)
# Yes!
Woo!
(, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 22:52, archived)
# hmm.......
(, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 22:28, archived)
# It'll take more than an infection to kill her off
flaming hammers perhaps?
(, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 22:30, archived)
# why have you posted this?
I assume you do not like her, i do not.
(, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 22:32, archived)
# I posted it because it is news of the kind that B3ta people are interested in
(, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 22:36, archived)
# no i mean
what is your stance on the matter?
(, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 22:37, archived)
# I find it a little odd people waiting for her to croak
like that's a punishment or something.
Everyone dies, it's not a victory when she does.

But it will be a good time for b3tans to commemorate all the shit she caused while in power I imagine.
(, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 22:43, archived)
# This needs a year 2000-style countdown clock
(, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 22:51, archived)
# i sense a day off work rapidly approaching
(, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 22:33, archived)
#
(, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 22:34, archived)
# nil by soul
(, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 22:36, archived)
# ^this
(, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 22:40, archived)
# Fuck yeah!
(, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 22:51, archived)
# James Mong stars in Mongraker!
(, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 22:28, archived)
# .007
(, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 22:40, archived)
# duh
(, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 22:06, archived)
# Fay wuff's upf . . .
(, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 22:08, archived)
# eye wub yew
(, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 22:12, archived)
# Is it really you?
(, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 22:10, archived)
# Yes
I shaved my face for the photo though. Want to look smart and that.
(, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 22:11, archived)
# Are you telling the truth, or are you lion?
:D
(, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 22:44, archived)
# All he wants for Christmas is his two front teeth...
Has he just given something oral, and didn;t manage to swallow the last bit there...!!
(, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 22:11, archived)
# DIY Oral
(, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 22:12, archived)
# Hahaha,
any relation to this fella? www.tcm.com/mediaroom/index/?cid=80305
(, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 22:13, archived)
# dribbling on camera...
does he have no pride?
(, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 22:13, archived)
# Where's you pride, man?
(ouch)
(, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 22:16, archived)
# The Man With The Golden Gurn.
(, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 22:02, archived)
# Hahahaha
(, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 22:03, archived)
# Hi Mofaha Hows the eyes? Still Blind?
(, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 22:05, archived)
# Heh, no worse,
I'll settle for that.
(, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 22:08, archived)
# That's good to read. You can read right? Or have the invented brail computer screens?
(, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 22:09, archived)
# :D
No Misththththha Bond I expthththect you to die
(, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 22:05, archived)
# Golden armed !
(, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 22:08, archived)
# Owf....... mighty impessive gurnage.....
(, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 22:08, archived)
# HARRRRNNNGG
(, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 22:09, archived)
# get this man a horses' bridle
'Oh mister ScaraMonga....'
(, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 22:11, archived)
# Pffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffft!
(, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 22:21, archived)
# Ha-ha! Sweet!
(, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 22:21, archived)
# Holy grief but well executed
(, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 23:35, archived)
# Superb!!!
:D
(, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 11:24, archived)
# I've lived in the West Mids, I'm allowed....
(, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 21:54, archived)
# I'd like some Crispy Pancakes
(, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 21:57, archived)
# What happened to the chicken and bacon ones?
All I can get now is beef sick
(, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 23:34, archived)
# I'd prefer the pancake.....
(, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 21:58, archived)
# What I want to know is
where do I need to go for some crispy sushi?
(, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 21:59, archived)
# Try my sofa
(, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 22:01, archived)
# Try Gonzo's sofa I'd have thought.
(, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 22:02, archived)
# That's some tasty kaassouffle
(, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 22:02, archived)
# As a person from The Hague, I'm supposed to eat them with satay sauce
but the truth is I haven't eaten one in years
(, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 22:23, archived)
# Patatje oorlog
that is all.
(, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 22:27, archived)
# Correction: patatje speciaal
(, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 22:30, archived)
# Hahaha
man that's nasty.
(, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 22:38, archived)
# This would appear to be
Dutch poutine

(but if you really want nasty, try sausage gravy and biscuits!)
(, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 1:48, archived)
# Leeds
(, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 22:01, archived)
# I microwaved some waffer thin smoked samon the other day
And that went crispy....
(, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 22:02, archived)
# Piscine bacon.
(, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 22:03, archived)
# No I never piss in my bacon...!!!
(, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 22:06, archived)
# All the cool kids are doing it
(, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 22:23, archived)
# hahaha
(, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 22:01, archived)
# Cube Fude
(, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 22:06, archived)

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