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# Sign this pledge mutherfucker!


I love being behind the times.
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Thu 16 Dec 2010, 12:51, archived)
# I offer my apple logies...
(Pleiades, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 12:45, archived)
# Those calf leather bootees look warm as toast
*buys*
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 13:04, archived)
# mmmmmm...
Kobe Beef....
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 13:18, archived)
[challenge entry] HINT: always leave something out for the leading assassin of Her Majesty's government
You may not have a Mummy & Daddy in the morning, but if you're lucky he may leave you a present.

(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 12:41, archived)
# very nicely done sir
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 16 Dec 2010, 12:42, archived)
# Sho... Ernsht Shtavro Blofeld...
Have you been a good boy thish year then?

Mightily well done sir.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 12:43, archived)
# thangyew
Blofeld here:
www.b3ta.com/board/10284409
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 12:45, archived)
# Nice...
And a little diamante collar from Auntie Ethel :o)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 12:51, archived)
# Very, very nice!
*clicks*

on a very pedantic level indeed, it shouldn't really be Russian Malassol (in your image), as Russia no longer exports wild sturgeon caviar. You could have gone with Azerbaijani or Iranian instead.

I'll get my coat
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 12:56, archived)
[challenge entry] bindun?
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Thu 16 Dec 2010, 12:40, archived)
# Ho ho ho ho
Ho ho ho ho
Ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho
dun-ner ner-ner-neh
Ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 16 Dec 2010, 12:42, archived)
# Just 'cos she's swimmin' nekkid...
it don't make her a ho, no...
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Thu 16 Dec 2010, 12:45, archived)
# ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 13:19, archived)
# Snowball Fight!!
(I helped save b3ta! Pixieelf got his 1st front pg. when MJ died! Double Whammy!, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 12:33, archived)
# ^ Wood
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 16 Dec 2010, 12:35, archived)
# Lovely!
:D

*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 12:35, archived)
# this
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 16 Dec 2010, 12:36, archived)
# yay...lots of glee here
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 12:37, archived)
# Aceness!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 12:37, archived)
# At first I thought that path
was a camouflaged penguin.

Must keep off the malt at lunchtime
(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 12:37, archived)
# Ooh, Now I see it.
The snow across the path is the ring around the neck.
Yay for Camo-guins!
(I helped save b3ta! Pixieelf got his 1st front pg. when MJ died! Double Whammy!, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 12:38, archived)
# Haha
Not less malt - MORE!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 12:40, archived)
# ^ this
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 16 Dec 2010, 12:40, archived)
# OK, I'm convinced
(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 12:42, archived)
# hahaha
cannot be unseen!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 16 Dec 2010, 12:42, archived)
# delightful
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 12:39, archived)
[challenge entry]

(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 12:28, archived)
# Hahahaha! Great stuff.
:D

*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 12:29, archived)
# Yay!
:E
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 12:29, archived)
# STRUCK BY PUDDING!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 12:29, archived)
# *awaits TMoC pic depicting exactly this*
Don't let me down now ;o)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 12:36, archived)
# this
probably accompanied by something like "stick this pudding down your Christmas Trumpet*
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 16 Dec 2010, 12:41, archived)
# ha ha :D
I'm fighting a stiff deadline today, but if I get a chance I will :D
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 12:55, archived)
# huhuhuh...
stiff deadline...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 13:16, archived)
# I like this.
Enormously.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 12:29, archived)
# hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 12:33, archived)
# hahah
Love it!
(I helped save b3ta! Pixieelf got his 1st front pg. when MJ died! Double Whammy!, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 12:34, archived)
# Hahahaha
Merry Christmas
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 12:34, archived)
[challenge entry] ha ha great!
reminded me of the one I got from my MP last year:
(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 12:35, archived)
# haha...and how very"green" of you to recycle.....keep up the good work...ARF:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 12:39, archived)
# Yes recycle those posts and save the environment
(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 12:41, archived)
# yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 16 Dec 2010, 12:36, archived)
# *fears*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 12:39, archived)
# Oh Bloody Hell, YES!
*clicks hard*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 12:39, archived)
# hahaaa-a-a-a-a-aaaaaaargh
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 12:44, archived)
# Ha ha, weirdly...
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 12:50, archived)
# This is wonderful.
I shall *click*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 13:05, archived)
# :D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 14:49, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 21:25, archived)
# He's a man of the people
And now he can slide under their doors when needs be
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 12:44, archived)
# ARF....excellent visuals comin'off that one
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 12:47, archived)
# hahaha
the big puddin'
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 13:11, archived)
# Hahahah:D
(I helped save b3ta! herman:D, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 18:19, archived)
# YAY!!
Go Ed :)
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 20:35, archived)
# Hahahah!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 21:26, archived)
# I've finally realised who David Cameron reminds me of.
He looks like a younger Kenneth Clarke. Just look at that first frame.
(I helped save b3ta! flake has nothing against your right leg, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 17:37, archived)
# haha...come to think of it..............
spot on
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 17:56, archived)
[challenge entry] Yay!
Go Ed! *clicks*
(ifonly, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 2:21, archived)
[challenge entry] Look at it!

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 12:22, archived)
# arf!
good sqeezin' Gill
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 16 Dec 2010, 12:23, archived)
# I wonder what her cum face looks like?
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 16 Dec 2010, 12:24, archived)
# thankfully that's a thought that's never crossed my mind
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 12:26, archived)
# Actually I regret thinking it
let alone posting it :(
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 16 Dec 2010, 12:36, archived)
# my guess is nobody has ever seen it
not even her
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 16 Dec 2010, 12:26, archived)
# Ahem
NOT a Dr. Horrid woman...
(SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 12:25, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 12:55, archived)
# She's no doctor!
Or Santa

Or sane.

But she has done a wee Christmas jobby!
*looks at it*
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 12:25, archived)
# what ho moley
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 12:27, archived)
# Queeny you burnin' hunk of love!!!!
How's tricks?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 12:28, archived)
# just bloody dandy
you're still my favourite
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 12:32, archived)
# Much prefer Nigella
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 12:28, archived)
# Nigella could fill that plate.
There'd probably be enough for seconds.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 12:30, archived)
# and late night fridge raiding
when it would be all cold and congealed
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 16 Dec 2010, 12:34, archived)
# hee hee....easy to tell it's not one of Jeremy's jobbies
..scraped off the wall!!............ :D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 12:30, archived)
# I COULDNAE WORK THE DIGGER
(benito vaselini no not that one, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 12:37, archived)
# Chedge?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 12:46, archived)
# Ummm...
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 12:20, archived)
# arf
nice work
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 16 Dec 2010, 12:22, archived)
# oh god
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 16 Dec 2010, 12:22, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Crikey.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 12:23, archived)
[challenge entry] snow is falling... all around me...
(gorsefan i like a pasty do you?, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 12:15, archived)
# it's snowing in Leeds
but it was 7 degrees outside when I got in this morning - what's going on?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 16 Dec 2010, 12:17, archived)
# You don't live anywhere near Leeds?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 12:19, archived)
# I don't LIVE in Leeds
but I work in Leeds
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 16 Dec 2010, 12:21, archived)
# Never mind
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 13:52, archived)
# snow expected down south tonight
I've got my work xmas party at Twickenham stadium. 5 star hotel isn't a bad place to get snowed in!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 16 Dec 2010, 12:19, archived)
# It is when you discover the hotel porter is a cannibal killer!!!
...and then the power goes off.....
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 12:20, archived)
# the porter eh?
good cover - I hadn't thought of that
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 16 Dec 2010, 12:24, archived)
# second year running no Christmas Party due to cutbacks
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 16 Dec 2010, 12:21, archived)
# bugger!
I'll think of you tonight during the champagne reception
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 16 Dec 2010, 12:22, archived)
# hahaha
Smug much ?
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 12:27, archived)
# shame there won't be croissants :D
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 16 Dec 2010, 12:30, archived)
# haha!
as for the source - how much snow would Mary and Joseph have seen?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 16 Dec 2010, 12:19, archived)
[challenge entry] 'Noons!
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Thu 16 Dec 2010, 12:11, archived)
# mmmm
I have my own anchovy topping
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 16 Dec 2010, 12:17, archived)
# Arf!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 12:25, archived)
# hey,
I ordered thin-base, soggy and uneven.
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 12:28, archived)
[challenge entry] traditional
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 12:07, archived)
# Hahahahahahahaha
*Click*! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 12:07, archived)
# I like this...
* Clicks - HARD!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 12:09, archived)
# Ha ha! Reminded me of this...
boing!
Taken by Solly, a b3tan from back in the day.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 12:10, archived)
# ??????????
brilliant image
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 12:12, archived)
# Boing!
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 12:14, archived)
# Levitating robin is posessed of the devil.
Great shot :o)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 12:15, archived)
# Excellent use of background snow feature.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 12:10, archived)
[challenge entry] Both now 'full grown'

(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 12:10, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 12:12, archived)
# *declines to fwap*
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 12:13, archived)
# ^ The post above contains lies
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 12:15, archived)
# Oh, bravo...
Good work, that man :)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 12:18, archived)
# pffft
replace Ivy with Jessica and this becomes very wrong
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 16 Dec 2010, 12:21, archived)
# To the tune of 141 years.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 12:27, archived)
# oof!
maths lol
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 16 Dec 2010, 12:31, archived)
# Yes!
I love this.
:D

*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 12:27, archived)
# I like 'em "mature"
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 12:34, archived)
# ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 13:19, archived)
# Holy Night, Batman
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 12:11, archived)
# Cock Robin ?
(joe is troubled Got all married and teh stuffs, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 12:13, archived)
# now why didn't i think of that?
*renames image
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 12:14, archived)
# Wonderful!
:D

*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 12:24, archived)
# ha ha ha
absolutely Ace!

(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 12:40, archived)
# ^This :D
(I helped save b3ta! herman:D, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 18:20, archived)
[challenge entry] 'noon
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 16 Dec 2010, 12:05, archived)
# The last one....
PPPPPPPPPPfffffffffttttttttttt - FTW
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 12:14, archived)
# I nearly cut that one off and
posted it on it's own.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 16 Dec 2010, 12:21, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 16 Dec 2010, 12:25, archived)
# Oooof!
Hahahaha!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 12:31, archived)
# You have fallen. Is it okay?


(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 11:58, archived)
# This gives me the (French) Horn!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 11:59, archived)
# You there!
Spread the word...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 12:03, archived)
# *salutes*
Will do, sir!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 12:04, archived)
# *enclickened*
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 12:54, archived)
# You have posted, it is okay, your post is full of WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 12:01, archived)
# The top image is like so many of my feverish teenage dreams!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 12:19, archived)
# it's the bottom one
that gives me the horn
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 12:23, archived)
# I love these.
But this is one of my favourites.
:D

*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 12:32, archived)
[challenge entry] :)
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 11:52, archived)
# Gleeee!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 11:55, archived)
# i tried to resist but
Nelly Christmas???

also, nicely
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 12:00, archived)
# :D
*presses right thumbstick*
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 12:03, archived)
[challenge entry] "Wheeeee!"
(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 11:45, archived)
# I was going to attempt a Chav version of the 12 days of Christmas.
But then remembered I am too lazy.

Also: :( Poor Kitty.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 11:48, archived)
# Ha. I nearly gave up half way through this.
Naughty Chavvies
(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 11:49, archived)
# Aw poor kitty!
Also - TJ - BoardJack needed for the new QOTW.

www.b3ta.com/questions/b3tapersonoftheyear2010/post1008975
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 11:52, archived)
# pffft
needs more vandalism of front garden christmas displays
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 16 Dec 2010, 12:00, archived)
[challenge entry] Ho-ho-oh.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 11:37, archived)
# Hahahahaha
you bad man.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 11:38, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Thu 16 Dec 2010, 11:42, archived)
# Hahahaha
Melly Chlissmass.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 11:43, archived)
# Haha!
*cough* Sorry, I meant down with this sort of thing.
(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 11:46, archived)
# Pffttttt...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 11:47, archived)
# it's the season of forgiveness
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 12:07, archived)
# ...or is it?
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 12:14, archived)
[challenge entry] Making Hims angrys
(joe is troubled Got all married and teh stuffs, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 11:34, archived)
# What better way to be Christian
than perpetuate dehumanisation through capitalism.

/Rik
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 11:37, archived)
# IN UR LIBRY REEDIN UR ALIN SUGER ORTOBIOGRAFIEZ
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 11:39, archived)
# Pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 11:48, archived)
#
(twattybanjo, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 11:27, archived)
# *facepalms*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 16 Dec 2010, 11:28, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 11:30, archived)
# ^^
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 11:32, archived)
#
^ ^
. .
!
U
(twattybanjo, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 11:39, archived)
# >oo<
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 11:48, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 11:29, archived)
# Milk is made of earwax?
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 11:30, archived)
# Best of all the indie bands
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 11:41, archived)
#
indie bands animals
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 11:44, archived)
# Haha
I prefer 'Some band you've probably never heard of'.

They only played live once before they split, but I was totally there.

*pedals off on fixie*
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 11:53, archived)
#
silly everyone knows holsteins make sans serif
(I helped save b3ta! nocarrier, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 11:33, archived)
# SPANGtastic.
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Thu 16 Dec 2010, 11:43, archived)
# *Groan*
(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 11:48, archived)
[challenge entry] Perhaps I should have done this last compo too...
(scowners shagged his mum on, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 10:55, archived)
# ahaha
Dawkins and Assange - hey - they look quite similar!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 16 Dec 2010, 10:58, archived)
# ...and you never see them in the same room together
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 11:05, archived)
# And they're both determined to kill the magic in everything.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 11:10, archived)
# What a fucking killjoy
Scientist and atheist Richard Dawkins has admitted he does celebrate Christmas - and enjoys singing traditional Christmas carols each festive season.

The writer and evolutionary biologist told singer Jarvis Cocker that he happily wishes everyone a Merry Christmas - and used to have a tree when his daughter was younger.

Dawkins, one of the most famous atheists in the world, was interviewed by Sheffield born Cocker when he stepped in as a Christmas guest editor on Radio Four's Today programme.

'I am perfectly happy on Christmas day to say Merry Christmas to everybody,' Dawkins said. 'I might sing Christmas carols - once I was privileged to be invited to Kings College, Cambridge, for their Christmas carols and loved it.

'I actually love most of the genuine Christmas carols. I can't bear Jingle Bells and Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer and you might think from that that I was religious, that I can't bear the ones that make no mention of religion. But I just think they are dreadful tunes and even more dreadful words. I like the traditional Christmas carols.'


Read more: www.dailymail.co.uk/debate/article-1100842/Why-I-celebrate-Christmas-worlds-famous-atheist.html#ixzz18GwCFITj
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 11:13, archived)
# same as most of the rest of us then?
except for perhaps the carols
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 16 Dec 2010, 11:18, archived)
# ^ Words
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 11:22, archived)
# Yes.
A word is the smallest free form (an item that may be uttered in isolation with semantic or pragmatic content) in a language, in contrast to a morpheme, which is the smallest unit of meaning. A word may consist of only one morpheme (e.g. so, very), but a single morpheme may not be able to exist as a free form (e.g. the English plural morpheme -s).
Typically, a word will include a root or stem, and it may also include one or more affixes. Words can be combined to create other units of language, such as phrases, clauses, and/or sentences. A word consisting of two or more stems joined together form a compound.

Word may refer to a spoken word or a written word, or sometimes, the abstract concept behind either. Spoken words are made up of phonemes, and written words of graphemes.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 11:29, archived)
# ^ Would
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 11:51, archived)
# Phwoar!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 12:03, archived)
# As has been said
Just like the rest of us
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 11:24, archived)
# Not me.
I happily sit on the fence, happy that we won't know until we're dead.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 11:35, archived)
# I'm not generally a fan of ignorance.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 11:37, archived)
# You're just determined to kill the magic in everything.
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 11:38, archived)
# yup,
but not the wonder.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 11:39, archived)
# Good response!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 11:42, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 11:52, archived)
# Me neither.
Nor preposterous, arrogant claims about knowing the unknowable.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 11:42, archived)
# They should never have let that Galileo out of jail.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 11:47, archived)
# And who makes such preposterous, arrogant claims?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 11:55, archived)
# Ah yes Dawkins is famous for making preposterous claims about knowing the unknowable
what with his evidence-based, scientific approach
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 11:56, archived)
# How in the name of Geoff can one state "There is no god"
Infinite regression is infinite.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 12:04, archived)
# Dawkins never states that there is no god
Even in The God Delusion, you know, his book on the subject, he describes himself as a 6.9 on the atheist scale (with 7 being certain there is no god) as it would completely unscientific to outright claim "there is no god"

Please, please try reading his books instead of spouting tabloidesque knee-jerk reactions...you'll be telling us "they're trying to ban Christmas and replace it with Winterval" next
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 12:09, archived)
# I didn't say he did claim there is no god.
Please try reading my posts instead of spouting hysterical defensive knee-jerk reactions - you'll be telling us everybody's equal and world peace is in our grasp next.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 12:13, archived)
# Whatever, yeah you're right Dawkins is a pantomime atheist villain who just wants to spoil it for everyone
well done, your superior debating skills have won the day again
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 12:28, archived)
# He's certainly an attention whore
I mean "The God Delusion" - why not just be honest and call it "Aren't religious people stewpid? They're all thickies and I'm reeelly clever - look at how clever I am; I can write polysyllables and everything."

It's the intellectual equivalent of Nelson from the Simpsons.

He's an antagonistic, arrogant, pretentious prick - like the best of us, and deliberately feeds on the vulnerability of those desperate to feel righteous.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 12:38, archived)
# So is there a Zeus or an Odin or a Ra or a Ganesh?
(twattybanjo, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 12:37, archived)
# I've no idea.
As I stated in the first place.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 12:42, archived)
# So is there a teapot orbiting Jupiter
or a flying spaghetti monster?
(twattybanjo, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 12:53, archived)
# I've no idea.
As I stated in the first place.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 13:00, archived)
# I'm pretty sure that what he says is "there is almost certainly no god"
just as some say there is almost certainly no flying spaghetti monster.

And all the art and architecture that's been created since the first nerf herder was scared off some other bloke's missus by the hellfire pronouncements of a local priest (coincidentally a friend of the other bloke), just demonstrates the power of fear.

If you want *my* opinion but (come on, who wouldn't), agnosticism is for bedwetters and closeted atheists married to theists.
(I helped save b3ta! RRNot is a miserable sinner, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 12:47, archived)
# Not really. It's the only viable option.
Both theism and atheism are statements of faith. It's just a wordy version of the linguistic paradox of being unable to prove a negative. CF Weapons of Mass Destruction in Iraq.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 12:56, archived)
# or cell
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 16 Dec 2010, 11:10, archived)
[challenge entry] You better watch out
Stephen's coming to town


"But daddy, I wanted an xbox 360!"
(FJ_Reg, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 10:44, archived)
#
192.20.225.36/tts/speech/0ade2b7bf6c752ee063a0db0b957f214.wav
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 16 Dec 2010, 10:50, archived)
# Who's Bayta?
; )
(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 10:54, archived)
# he can't help it - he's a merkin robot
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 16 Dec 2010, 10:57, archived)
# He has yet to Master it.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 11:32, archived)
[challenge entry] I'd LOVE a Spectrum for crimbo
but I've already got one that the missus wants me to throw away...

sorry, this story isn't very good

inevitable pea...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 10:58, archived)
# Arf!
"...No, Dave, you can't open one before Christmas Dinner."
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 11:11, archived)
# you open yours AFTER Christmas dinner?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 11:14, archived)
# haha
What are you doing Dave? I want to watch the Bond movie
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 16 Dec 2010, 11:14, archived)

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