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# I've just seen Lisa Riley in my local Marks and Spencer.
Here is an artists impression.
(, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 14:41, archived)
# But I have fallen!
(, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 14:43, archived)
# It is not ok, lisa riley has also fallen
on top of you
(, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 14:49, archived)
# Now you have gone and made me feel all excited!
(, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 14:56, archived)
# LOLcricket
(, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 15:08, archived)
# ^ This
(, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 15:12, archived)
# I've seen dogs doing that!
(, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 15:19, archived)
# Was she sitting on a pineapple?
(, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 14:44, archived)
# She was shopping for food.
(, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 14:46, archived)
# this accounts for roughly 45% of her activities
(, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 14:51, archived)
# she doesnt appear to be eating.
are you sure it was her?
(, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 14:45, archived)
# Well...
(, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 14:46, archived)
# Lisa Riley, you say?
VAGUELY RELATED SPAM MESSAGE: www.lifeinatincity.co.uk/christian
(, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 14:49, archived)
# I don't know who Lisa Riley is
has she fallen?
(, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 15:08, archived)
# She played Mandy Dingle in Emmerdale
and then did You've Been Framed
(, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 15:56, archived)
# sweetassteefs
(, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 15:12, archived)
[challenge entry] It's Monica Bellucci. I suppose it doesn't work if you have to explain it. Sorry..
(, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 14:24, archived)
# Who cares,
Great Tits!!!
(, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 14:28, archived)
# she was great in Friends
(, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 14:29, archived)
# *FWAPS!*
(, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 14:34, archived)
# Magnificently shopped cleavage!
a Merry Christmas to all!
(, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 14:37, archived)
# I think I could have an adequate time in there, yes.
(, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 14:40, archived)
[challenge entry] MI6: Christmas Day...
(, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 14:18, archived)
# That's a cracker!
:D
(, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 14:21, archived)
#
(, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 14:21, archived)
# hahahahaha
Thats fucking terrible, but funny none the less.
(, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 14:23, archived)
# :D

(, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 14:32, archived)
# ha ha ha ha
great!
(, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 14:33, archived)
# Mmm...
...Christmas pie.
(, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 14:35, archived)
# haha!
Every year, my dad waits until everybody else has read out their cheesy cracker jokes and then pipes in with

'How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change it and one to suck my cock.'

Every single year.
(, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 14:22, archived)
# Proper LOLs
:D:D:D
(, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 14:28, archived)
# How many passive aggressives does it take to change a lightbulb?
None. Don't you worry about me. You go out and enjoy yourself. Go on go and have fun with your friends. I'll just sit here alone in the dark.



(, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 14:36, archived)
# *office guffaws*
Classic!
(, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 14:36, archived)
# What a shite
for shore eyesh
(, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 14:23, archived)
# later that afternoon
he would fall asleep in front of a mirror

woo pic!
(, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 14:27, archived)
# :)
Man goes to the doctor and says 'I can't say the letters F and T'

The doc replies, 'Well you can't say fairer than that then'
(, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 14:55, archived)
# HAHAHAHA!
(, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 15:43, archived)
# more xmas tomfoolery
(, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 14:15, archived)
[challenge entry] and this
(, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 14:15, archived)
# and this
(, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 14:19, archived)
# and this
(, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 14:20, archived)
# That Jesus, eh?
What a smoothie...
(, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 14:16, archived)
# The Bartyrdom Of Christ
(, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 14:17, archived)
# I heard
he was a eunuch
(, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 14:22, archived)
# :D

(, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 14:06, archived)
# RESISTANCE IS FUTILE
(, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 14:07, archived)
# I don't think you have the capacity to understand the image
(, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 14:08, archived)
# diode-a punch you for that
(, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 14:09, archived)
# Ohm my God!
(, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 14:12, archived)
# wait, I could give a condensed explanation
(, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 14:13, archived)
# I think you should first explain about your tranny sister!
(, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 14:20, archived)
# she was transformed by the operation
(, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 14:36, archived)
# Watt the f**k, that's reVOLTing
(, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 14:15, archived)
# you had AMPle time to come up with something better
(, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 14:19, archived)
[challenge entry] Have a Geekmas card
Why do Geeks confuse Christmas and Halloween? Because 25Dec = 31Oct
(, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 13:49, archived)
# 310 Christmas Trees?
(, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 13:52, archived)
# see alt "text"
(, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 14:07, archived)
# beware Terminator-Eye Girl!
Edit: Also, she seems to be chewing on a rather gristly bit of gentleman juice...
(, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 13:52, archived)
# mmm
geek girls are sexy
(, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 14:02, archived)
# I don't think this girl
is a proper geek
(, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 14:04, archived)
# She has glasses on.
The prosecution rests.
(, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 14:09, archived)
# Glasses = geek
Hell no!
(, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 14:09, archived)
# = hot
but only if heading in that direction to start with
(, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 14:19, archived)
# so what you're saying is...
hot girls are hot?
(, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 14:20, archived)
# Didn't think that one through really :(
(, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 14:56, archived)
# RIP deleted post.
(, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 14:02, archived)
# eh?
(, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 14:05, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 13:49, archived)
# Didn't get the compo you wanted?
;)
(, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 13:55, archived)
# compromises are for coalitions
(, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 13:56, archived)
# Really? Someone should tell the government...

(, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 14:00, archived)
#
Got to love a subtle hint left around the place.
(, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 1:19, archived)
# Fuck Christmas!
(, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 13:48, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 18:18, archived)
#
(, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 13:40, archived)
# Jimmy Wales is starting to freak me out
(, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 13:40, archived)
# With eyes like that, I'm not surprised!
:D
(, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 13:41, archived)
# *hypnoeyes*
Cancel my subscription to Time magazine. Ooooh! Woooooooooooo!
(, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 13:44, archived)
# Egads!
*accidentally closes own bank account*
Feck!
(, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 13:53, archived)
# There's no way on earth James Whale is getting any of my money.
(, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 13:48, archived)
# oh :-(
/switches off strobe eyeballs
/sulks in corner
(, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 13:56, archived)
# PayPal ok?
(, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 13:49, archived)
# Weeeesteeern Uuuunionn....
(, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 13:58, archived)
[challenge entry] m3rry Chrismas
(, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 13:35, archived)
# What did you buy me?
(, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 13:37, archived)
# I got you
a speed boat :)
(, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 13:38, archived)
# I'm gonna pick me up some o' dose mermaid girls.
(, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 13:42, archived)
# mmmm.....
Fishy
(, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 13:44, archived)
# plus for christmuz kitteh
minuz for comic sanses
(, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 13:49, archived)
# Comic Sans used for effect.
I know it the the most hated of all fonts.
(, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 13:53, archived)
# Yay!!!!
Merry Christmas to you and yours.
(, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 13:58, archived)
# What do you mean 'Stop the presses?'
(, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 13:28, archived)
# If I had a Time subscription, I'd cancel it.
(, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 13:30, archived)
# If I had a Time Machine
I'd go back and kill Henry Luce.

;-)
(, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 13:34, archived)
# If I had a time machine I'd go back in time
and not start my Time magazine subscription if I had one in the future.

That and I'd run for sanitation commissioner somewhere
(, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 13:36, archived)
# An all-round good plan.
*awards all the points*
(, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 13:37, archived)
# If I had a Time subscription, I'd cancel it.
(, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 13:37, archived)
# But would you?
We demand evidence in the form of a lavish mackerel-based snack.
(, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 13:38, archived)
# you as well?
That makes two of us
(, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 13:38, archived)
# No, you wouldn't.
(, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 13:44, archived)
# ^ on reflection, this
(, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 13:52, archived)
# >:(
(, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 13:55, archived)
# Quiet, Time Magazine Fanboy.
(, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 14:07, archived)
# Just as soon as the admin change the site font over to Papyrus, you had better believe I'm going to write in big letters at you.
(, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 14:09, archived)
#
(, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 14:25, archived)
# Arf!
Notice that he still has not provided evidence in the form of a lavish mackerel-based snack.

For shame!
(, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 14:15, archived)
# The evidence is really mounting up.
(, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 14:17, archived)
# If I had a thyme condition....
(, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 13:44, archived)
[challenge entry] I never get any presents anyway, because nobody likes me..... :(
(, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 13:27, archived)
# I quite
like this.
(, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 13:59, archived)
# Chris Morris's Noddy car
(, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 14:15, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 13:22, archived)
# haha, the expression is perfect :)
(, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 13:23, archived)
# Ahahaha!
Delightful.
(, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 13:24, archived)
# hahaha
Excellent!
(, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 13:24, archived)
# Absolutely wonderful!
:D
(, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 13:25, archived)
# hahahaha :D
fantastic,
(, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 13:28, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 13:30, archived)
# Ha ha ha.
Ace.
(, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 13:35, archived)
# I shee you're a fan of Toy Shtory
:D
(, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 13:37, archived)
# Superb stuff!
*Click* :)
(, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 13:43, archived)
# LOL!
(, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 13:51, archived)
# hahahaha!
This wins everything!

/clicks hard!
(, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 13:52, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 13:59, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha!
Ace!
(, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 14:49, archived)
# love it
(, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 16:21, archived)
# Hahahaha
(, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 18:19, archived)
# no,
I still don't get it.
(, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 0:01, archived)
[challenge entry] Aha!
(, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 13:19, archived)
# nice!
(, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 13:21, archived)
# hahaha, nice one
(, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 13:22, archived)
# Nicely!!
:)
(, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 13:22, archived)
# haha
ace
(, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 13:23, archived)
# You're on fire today, sir!
:D
Also, that car is fantastic.
(, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 13:26, archived)
# SOMETHING SOMETHING BEHEADING insensitive etc
(, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 13:27, archived)
# Excellent
(, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 13:59, archived)
# Filmed at
Stoke Poges Golf Club where I once had an office.
(, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 10:56, archived)
[challenge entry] I know, I know.
(, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 13:18, archived)
# Heh :)
(, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 13:46, archived)
[challenge entry] b3ta christmas
(, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 13:10, archived)
# ^ needs more Adam Curtis documentary
;-)
(, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 13:17, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 12:56, archived)
# ha ha ha
lucky it was an immaculate conception, or she'd never have walked straight again
(, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 13:05, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
(, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 13:08, archived)
# haha

(, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 13:23, archived)
# Hahaha nice idea
(, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 14:01, archived)
[challenge entry] :)
(, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 12:55, archived)
# Arf!
Hello everyone! How are you all?
(, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 12:55, archived)
# Sushi!!!!
Where's tha bin!? :D
(, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 12:59, archived)
# Not had a computer for a few months,
so not been on. I can be found on twitter mostly these days.
(, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 13:00, archived)
# Hello Redsushi!
I'm good. Lazy Thursday imminent :o)
(, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 12:59, archived)
# Lazy thursdays are the best thursdays!
(, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 13:02, archived)
# Last 'working' thursday of every year our team go out for lunch and stay out.
Sit in a pub and bitch about the year gone.

Very good for the soul :o)

Speaking of which - byeeeeeee :oD
(, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 13:10, archived)
# Have a good one bazza!
(, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 13:12, archived)
# Bwahahahaha!
nice one :)
(, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 12:58, archived)
# \o/
(, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 13:07, archived)
# can I have one for Christmas?
(, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 12:55, archived)
# Surely the shed is there for you to hide in
while she has a tammy huff in the kitchen
(, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 13:27, archived)
# Do they sell Internet Cunt Sheds too?
(, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 13:45, archived)
# THIS IS A GOOD PRESENT
(, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 13:51, archived)

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