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I've just seen Lisa Riley in my local Marks and Spencer.
Here is an artists impression.

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Smallbrainfield,
Thu 16 Dec 2010, 14:41,
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But I have fallen!
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Frogbeat,
Thu 16 Dec 2010, 14:43,
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It is not ok, lisa riley has also fallen
on top of you
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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus,
Thu 16 Dec 2010, 14:49,
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Now you have gone and made me feel all excited!
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Frogbeat,
Thu 16 Dec 2010, 14:56,
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LOLcricket
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emvee cruor deo cruoris,
Thu 16 Dec 2010, 15:08,
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^ This
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Thu 16 Dec 2010, 15:12,
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I've seen dogs doing that!
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Quinni TK421 Isn't at his command post on,
Thu 16 Dec 2010, 15:19,
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Was she sitting on a pineapple?
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Joliet,
Thu 16 Dec 2010, 14:44,
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She was shopping for food.
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Smallbrainfield,
Thu 16 Dec 2010, 14:46,
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this accounts for roughly 45% of her activities
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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus,
Thu 16 Dec 2010, 14:51,
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she doesnt appear to be eating.
are you sure it was her?
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benito vaselini no not that one,
Thu 16 Dec 2010, 14:45,
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Well...
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Smallbrainfield,
Thu 16 Dec 2010, 14:46,
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Lisa Riley, you say?
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An Eagle in Your Mind,
Thu 16 Dec 2010, 14:49,
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I don't know who Lisa Riley is
has she fallen?
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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Thu 16 Dec 2010, 15:08,
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She played Mandy Dingle in Emmerdale
and then did You've Been Framed
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emvee cruor deo cruoris,
Thu 16 Dec 2010, 15:56,
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sweetassteefs
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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Thu 16 Dec 2010, 15:12,
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It's Monica Bellucci. I suppose it doesn't work if you have to explain it. Sorry..
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AnnaPhylaxis All fish and no aquarium,
Thu 16 Dec 2010, 14:24,
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Who cares,
Great Tits!!!
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Quinni TK421 Isn't at his command post on,
Thu 16 Dec 2010, 14:28,
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she was great in Friends
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emvee cruor deo cruoris,
Thu 16 Dec 2010, 14:29,
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*FWAPS!*
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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Thu 16 Dec 2010, 14:34,
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Magnificently shopped cleavage!
a Merry Christmas to all!
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Joliet,
Thu 16 Dec 2010, 14:37,
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I think I could have an adequate time in there, yes.
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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Thu 16 Dec 2010, 14:40,
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MI6: Christmas Day...
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Ninj,
Thu 16 Dec 2010, 14:18,
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That's a cracker!
:D

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Thu 16 Dec 2010, 14:21,
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The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints,
Thu 16 Dec 2010, 14:21,
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hahahahaha
Thats fucking terrible, but funny none the less.
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Saner,
Thu 16 Dec 2010, 14:23,
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:D
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Thu 16 Dec 2010, 14:32,
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ha ha ha ha
great!
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lord bofingham,
Thu 16 Dec 2010, 14:33,
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Mmm...
...Christmas pie.
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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Thu 16 Dec 2010, 14:35,
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haha!
Every year, my dad waits until everybody else has read out their cheesy cracker jokes and then pipes in with
'How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change it and one to suck my cock.'
Every single year.
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benito vaselini no not that one,
Thu 16 Dec 2010, 14:22,
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Proper LOLs
:D:D:D
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Ninj,
Thu 16 Dec 2010, 14:28,
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How many passive aggressives does it take to change a lightbulb?
None. Don't you worry about me. You go out and enjoy yourself. Go on go and have fun with your friends. I'll just sit here alone in the dark.

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Thu 16 Dec 2010, 14:36,
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*office guffaws*
Classic!
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Thu 16 Dec 2010, 14:36,
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What a shite
for shore eyesh
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glammerocity state of the art Luddite,
Thu 16 Dec 2010, 14:23,
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later that afternoon
he would fall asleep in front of a mirror
woo pic!
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Manic can teach you the secret of fire,
Thu 16 Dec 2010, 14:27,
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:)
Man goes to the doctor and says 'I can't say the letters F and T'
The doc replies, 'Well you can't say fairer than that then'
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Smithlick is often seen at the bottom of threads,
Thu 16 Dec 2010, 14:55,
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HAHAHAHA!
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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback,
Thu 16 Dec 2010, 15:43,
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more xmas tomfoolery
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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer,
Thu 16 Dec 2010, 14:15,
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and this
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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer,
Thu 16 Dec 2010, 14:15,
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and this
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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer,
Thu 16 Dec 2010, 14:19,
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and this
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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer,
Thu 16 Dec 2010, 14:20,
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That Jesus, eh?
What a smoothie...
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Thu 16 Dec 2010, 14:16,
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The Bartyrdom Of Christ
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Thu 16 Dec 2010, 14:17,
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I heard
he was a eunuch
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Quinni TK421 Isn't at his command post on,
Thu 16 Dec 2010, 14:22,
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:D
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Thu 16 Dec 2010, 14:06,
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RESISTANCE IS FUTILE
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Thu 16 Dec 2010, 14:07,
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I don't think you have the capacity to understand the image
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lord bofingham,
Thu 16 Dec 2010, 14:08,
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diode-a punch you for that
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Thu 16 Dec 2010, 14:09,
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Ohm my God!
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An Eagle in Your Mind,
Thu 16 Dec 2010, 14:12,
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wait, I could give a condensed explanation
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lord bofingham,
Thu 16 Dec 2010, 14:13,
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I think you should first explain about your tranny sister!
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printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's,
Thu 16 Dec 2010, 14:20,
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she was transformed by the operation
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lord bofingham,
Thu 16 Dec 2010, 14:36,
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Watt the f**k, that's reVOLTing
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claptonista ,the idiot boy..........๐ซฅ,
Thu 16 Dec 2010, 14:15,
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you had AMPle time to come up with something better
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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Thu 16 Dec 2010, 14:19,
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Have a Geekmas card
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lord bofingham,
Thu 16 Dec 2010, 13:49,
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310 Christmas Trees?
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Frogbeat,
Thu 16 Dec 2010, 13:52,
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see alt "text"
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lord bofingham,
Thu 16 Dec 2010, 14:07,
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beware Terminator-Eye Girl!
Edit: Also, she seems to be chewing on a rather gristly bit of gentleman juice...
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Thu 16 Dec 2010, 13:52,
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mmm
geek girls are sexy
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Thu 16 Dec 2010, 14:02,
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I don't think this girl
is a proper geek
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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Thu 16 Dec 2010, 14:04,
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She has glasses on.
The prosecution rests.
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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious.,
Thu 16 Dec 2010, 14:09,
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Glasses = geek
Hell no!
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retrofly How about a link to a picture of something funny..,
Thu 16 Dec 2010, 14:09,
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= hot
but only if heading in that direction to start with
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Thu 16 Dec 2010, 14:19,
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so what you're saying is...
hot girls are hot?
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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Thu 16 Dec 2010, 14:20,
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Didn't think that one through really :(
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Thu 16 Dec 2010, 14:56,
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RIP deleted post.
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Ttssattsr,
Thu 16 Dec 2010, 14:02,
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eh?
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lord bofingham,
Thu 16 Dec 2010, 14:05,
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Manic can teach you the secret of fire,
Thu 16 Dec 2010, 13:49,
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Didn't get the compo you wanted?
;)
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chthonic,
Thu 16 Dec 2010, 13:55,
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compromises are for coalitions
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Manic can teach you the secret of fire,
Thu 16 Dec 2010, 13:56,
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Really? Someone should tell the government...
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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Thu 16 Dec 2010, 14:00,
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Got to love a subtle hint left around the place.
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johnson,
Fri 17 Dec 2010, 1:19,
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Fuck Christmas!
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Quinni TK421 Isn't at his command post on,
Thu 16 Dec 2010, 13:48,
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:D
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herman:D,
Thu 16 Dec 2010, 18:18,
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King Klimson This is my bored sig.,
Thu 16 Dec 2010, 13:40,
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Jimmy Wales is starting to freak me out
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revolution now ๐,
Thu 16 Dec 2010, 13:40,
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With eyes like that, I'm not surprised!
:D
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Thu 16 Dec 2010, 13:41,
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*hypnoeyes*
Cancel my subscription to Time magazine. Ooooh! Woooooooooooo!
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Ttssattsr,
Thu 16 Dec 2010, 13:44,
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Egads!
*accidentally closes own bank account*
Feck!
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Thu 16 Dec 2010, 13:53,
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There's no way on earth James Whale is getting any of my money.
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An Eagle in Your Mind,
Thu 16 Dec 2010, 13:48,
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oh :-(
/switches off strobe eyeballs
/sulks in corner
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revolution now ๐,
Thu 16 Dec 2010, 13:56,
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PayPal ok?
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Frogbeat,
Thu 16 Dec 2010, 13:49,
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Weeeesteeern Uuuunionn....
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revolution now ๐,
Thu 16 Dec 2010, 13:58,
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m3rry Chrismas
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NoobMaster was sure I change my sig the other week.,
Thu 16 Dec 2010, 13:35,
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What did you buy me?
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Ttssattsr,
Thu 16 Dec 2010, 13:37,
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I got you
a speed boat :)
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NoobMaster was sure I change my sig the other week.,
Thu 16 Dec 2010, 13:38,
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I'm gonna pick me up some o' dose mermaid girls.
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Ttssattsr,
Thu 16 Dec 2010, 13:42,
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mmmm.....
Fishy
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NoobMaster was sure I change my sig the other week.,
Thu 16 Dec 2010, 13:44,
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plus for christmuz kitteh
minuz for comic sanses
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joe is troubled Got all married and teh stuffs,
Thu 16 Dec 2010, 13:49,
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Comic Sans used for effect.
I know it the the most hated of all fonts.
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NoobMaster was sure I change my sig the other week.,
Thu 16 Dec 2010, 13:53,
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Yay!!!!
Merry Christmas to you and yours.
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mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส,
Thu 16 Dec 2010, 13:58,
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What do you mean 'Stop the presses?'
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Thu 16 Dec 2010, 13:28,
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If I had a Time subscription, I'd cancel it.
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cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle,
Thu 16 Dec 2010, 13:30,
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If I had a Time Machine
I'd go back and kill Henry Luce.
;-)
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Thu 16 Dec 2010, 13:34,
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If I had a time machine I'd go back in time
and not start my Time magazine subscription if I had one in the future.
That and I'd run for sanitation commissioner somewhere
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cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle,
Thu 16 Dec 2010, 13:36,
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An all-round good plan.
*awards all the points*
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Thu 16 Dec 2010, 13:37,
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If I had a Time subscription, I'd cancel it.
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Ttssattsr,
Thu 16 Dec 2010, 13:37,
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But would you?
We demand evidence in the form of a lavish mackerel-based snack.
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Thu 16 Dec 2010, 13:38,
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you as well?
That makes two of us
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cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle,
Thu 16 Dec 2010, 13:38,
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No, you wouldn't.
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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious.,
Thu 16 Dec 2010, 13:44,
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^ on reflection, this
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Thu 16 Dec 2010, 13:52,
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>:(
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Ttssattsr,
Thu 16 Dec 2010, 13:55,
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Quiet, Time Magazine Fanboy.
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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious.,
Thu 16 Dec 2010, 14:07,
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Just as soon as the admin change the site font over to Papyrus, you had better believe I'm going to write in big letters at you.
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Ttssattsr,
Thu 16 Dec 2010, 14:09,
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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious.,
Thu 16 Dec 2010, 14:25,
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Arf!
Notice that he still has not provided evidence in the form of a lavish mackerel-based snack.
For shame!
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Thu 16 Dec 2010, 14:15,
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The evidence is really mounting up.
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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious.,
Thu 16 Dec 2010, 14:17,
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If I had a thyme condition....
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Thu 16 Dec 2010, 13:44,
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I never get any presents anyway, because nobody likes me..... :(
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Brian O'Blivion contains hazardous material,
Thu 16 Dec 2010, 13:27,
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I quite
like this.
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splorp ®,
Thu 16 Dec 2010, 13:59,
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Chris Morris's Noddy car
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Thu 16 Dec 2010, 14:15,
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brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk,
Thu 16 Dec 2010, 13:22,
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haha, the expression is perfect :)
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Thu 16 Dec 2010, 13:23,
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Ahahaha!
Delightful.
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Manic can teach you the secret of fire,
Thu 16 Dec 2010, 13:24,
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hahaha
Excellent!
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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Thu 16 Dec 2010, 13:24,
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Absolutely wonderful!
:D
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Thu 16 Dec 2010, 13:25,
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hahahaha :D
fantastic,
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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!,
Thu 16 Dec 2010, 13:28,
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Hahahahaha
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twattybanjo,
Thu 16 Dec 2010, 13:30,
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Ha ha ha.
Ace.
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An Eagle in Your Mind,
Thu 16 Dec 2010, 13:35,
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I shee you're a fan of Toy Shtory
:D
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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious.,
Thu 16 Dec 2010, 13:37,
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Superb stuff!
*Click* :)
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Ninj,
Thu 16 Dec 2010, 13:43,
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LOL!
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Frogbeat,
Thu 16 Dec 2010, 13:51,
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hahahaha!
This wins everything!
/clicks hard!
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printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's,
Thu 16 Dec 2010, 13:52,
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Hahaha
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mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส,
Thu 16 Dec 2010, 13:59,
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Ha ha ha ha!
Ace!
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Smallbrainfield,
Thu 16 Dec 2010, 14:49,
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love it
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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback,
Thu 16 Dec 2010, 16:21,
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Hahahaha
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herman:D,
Thu 16 Dec 2010, 18:19,
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no,
I still don't get it.
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zog why change it now?,
Fri 17 Dec 2010, 0:01,
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Aha!
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Manic can teach you the secret of fire,
Thu 16 Dec 2010, 13:19,
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nice!
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brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk,
Thu 16 Dec 2010, 13:21,
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hahaha, nice one
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Thu 16 Dec 2010, 13:22,
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Nicely!!
:)
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Ninj,
Thu 16 Dec 2010, 13:22,
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haha
ace
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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Thu 16 Dec 2010, 13:23,
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You're on fire today, sir!
:D
Also, that car is fantastic.
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Thu 16 Dec 2010, 13:26,
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SOMETHING SOMETHING BEHEADING insensitive etc
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Thu 16 Dec 2010, 13:27,
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Excellent
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mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส,
Thu 16 Dec 2010, 13:59,
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Filmed at
Stoke Poges Golf Club where I once had an office.
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MaxineBasset Betty Basset Bombs are Better,
Tue 21 Dec 2010, 10:56,
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I know, I know.
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VicBrown I used to be narcoleptic but i'm alrig ,,
Thu 16 Dec 2010, 13:18,
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Heh :)
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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious.,
Thu 16 Dec 2010, 13:46,
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b3ta christmas
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tiff3d,
Thu 16 Dec 2010, 13:10,
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^ needs more Adam Curtis documentary
;-)
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Thu 16 Dec 2010, 13:17,
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twattybanjo,
Thu 16 Dec 2010, 12:56,
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ha ha ha
lucky it was an immaculate conception, or she'd never have walked straight again
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lord bofingham,
Thu 16 Dec 2010, 13:05,
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Hahahahahaha
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Thu 16 Dec 2010, 13:08,
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haha
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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Thu 16 Dec 2010, 13:23,
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Hahaha nice idea
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections,
Thu 16 Dec 2010, 14:01,
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:)
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Ninj,
Thu 16 Dec 2010, 12:55,
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Arf!
Hello everyone! How are you all?
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Thu 16 Dec 2010, 12:55,
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Sushi!!!!
Where's tha bin!? :D
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Ninj,
Thu 16 Dec 2010, 12:59,
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Not had a computer for a few months,
so not been on. I can be found on twitter mostly these days.
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Thu 16 Dec 2010, 13:00,
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Hello Redsushi!
I'm good. Lazy Thursday imminent :o)
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Thu 16 Dec 2010, 12:59,
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Lazy thursdays are the best thursdays!
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Thu 16 Dec 2010, 13:02,
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Last 'working' thursday of every year our team go out for lunch and stay out.
Sit in a pub and bitch about the year gone.
Very good for the soul :o)
Speaking of which - byeeeeeee :oD
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Thu 16 Dec 2010, 13:10,
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Have a good one bazza!
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Thu 16 Dec 2010, 13:12,
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Bwahahahaha!
nice one :)
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Thu 16 Dec 2010, 12:58,
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\o/
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Manic can teach you the secret of fire,
Thu 16 Dec 2010, 13:07,
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can I have one for Christmas?
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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer,
Thu 16 Dec 2010, 12:55,
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Surely the shed is there for you to hide in
while she has a tammy huff in the kitchen
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emvee cruor deo cruoris,
Thu 16 Dec 2010, 13:27,
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Do they sell Internet Cunt Sheds too?
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HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman,
Thu 16 Dec 2010, 13:45,
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THIS IS A GOOD PRESENT
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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious.,
Thu 16 Dec 2010, 13:51,
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