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[challenge entry] In the orginal Matrix...
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 10:58, archived)
# nicely done indeed
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 20 Jan 2011, 10:59, archived)
# and very handy I you want to print out Keano's thought.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 11:07, archived)
# Interesting, as there must be something other than "Whoa dude!" in that empty skull of his.
(Troutman Roflcocks A glass of port... don't mind if I do., Thu 20 Jan 2011, 15:54, archived)
# indeed
it is nicely done... like a good joint of meat or a finely executed croggy-hop
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 11:16, archived)
# i'm getting these implanted
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 11:07, archived)
# Soup Herb
and Hat Stand in that order...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 11:14, archived)
[challenge entry] as my last pic went down like a flock of birds in Alabama
have this:


:)
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 10:37, archived)
# That is so going to backfire and hit the shooter in the face.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 10:37, archived)
# it's ok
it come with trajectory program to help with aiming
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 10:39, archived)
# Help! How/can I wire a USB lead to the battery terminals of a small toy?
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 10:52, archived)
# Spunk and jam.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 10:55, archived)
# I shall be making this later today
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 10:37, archived)
# yup
I'm liking this
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 20 Jan 2011, 10:38, archived)
# I like this, because it make sense
*clicks
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 10:43, archived)
# I would like to see this in action
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 10:47, archived)
[challenge entry] Danger! USB!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 10:47, archived)
#
Whats going on in the original picture? what is this I don't even
(FondaAccord, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 0:48, archived)
# The lengths people go to to annoy their colleagues
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 10:47, archived)
# it can also be used to make twang noises :)
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 10:50, archived)
# Hahahahaha
Actual LOL
(twattybanjo, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 10:54, archived)
# I'm feeling silly this morning
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 20 Jan 2011, 10:37, archived)
# have my new spang in
honour of your silliness
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 10:40, archived)
# Hahahahahaha hi spangalorum!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 10:41, archived)
# thanks for your link the other day about
quasi species... it was utterly useless in the end (didn't come up in the exam) but I'm glad I knew it all the same.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 11:23, archived)
# You're welcome.
Rarely a day goes by when it doesn't crop up somewhere in everyday conversation...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 11:25, archived)
# what a rock and roll lifestyle you must lead
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 11:28, archived)
# pullover!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 10:42, archived)
# no need to get shirty
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 11:00, archived)
# The fashion police are going to collar him
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 11:07, archived)
# give o'er ya flamin' great ayputh
.... 'appen

(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 11:19, archived)
# now THAT'S a regional reply!
ekky thump!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 11:20, archived)
[challenge entry] USB mouse. Bindun?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 10:35, archived)
# Nice :o)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 10:37, archived)
# hahaha
fantstic
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 20 Jan 2011, 10:38, archived)
# holy moley! they're growing these in labs now.....
(hreqz, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 13:10, archived)
# aww, bless 'im for trying.
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 10:29, archived)
# RAWR
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 10:31, archived)
# that is awesomely fluffeh!
and has set me up to clear out the garage now.....

*skips*
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 10:31, archived)
# Would
Would Has
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 10:31, archived)
# aww
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 20 Jan 2011, 10:34, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/10309752
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 20 Jan 2011, 10:40, archived)
#

Site
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 10:25, archived)
# why's he got one blue leg?
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 10:27, archived)
# He's a Bluelegged Nebraskan White
Obviously
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 20 Jan 2011, 10:28, archived)
# ^ What she said.... We need to know WHY!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 10:30, archived)
# It's so you can tell port from starboard.
Unfortunately, birds have a different colour convention - hence the confusion that leads to them getting sucked into jet engines.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 10:30, archived)
# pfft
they'd write L and R but they can't hold the pen
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 10:31, archived)
# Stupid non-opposable-thumbed bastards.
They deserve everything the get.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 10:32, archived)
[challenge entry] Variations on a theme


Incidentally when did leads become cables, was it circa 1987?
(I helped save b3ta! JebediahSpringfield, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 10:14, archived)
# hehe
www.b3ta.com/board/10310827
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 20 Jan 2011, 10:15, archived)
# and to be fair
there have already been at least six other versions of this and it's only thursday morning....

(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 10:17, archived)
# arf
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 20 Jan 2011, 10:19, archived)
# It will be around a lot this week I think.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 10:24, archived)
# I particularly liked your US Bee
I was tempted to borrow it for my pics.
(I helped save b3ta! JebediahSpringfield, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 10:18, archived)
# We've got one of those Bee Nest Log things
Someone gave it to us for Christmas one year

It's hanging up in the kitchen.

No Bees as yet...
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 20 Jan 2011, 10:20, archived)
# My parents have decided to take up beekeeping.
There're two hives at the top of their garden.


This could turn out to be brilliant, or a disaster. I don't think there's much middle ground.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 10:23, archived)
# do they have a honey-monster repelling device?
or was this not what you meant by disaster?
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 10:26, archived)
# I knew there was something missing
from the massive inventory of equipment.

Also: www.b3ta.com/questions/bullshit/post1047883
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 10:32, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 10:45, archived)
[challenge entry] One more, mustapha bindun?
(I helped save b3ta! JebediahSpringfield, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 10:23, archived)
# Ahahaha, now I'm imagining the lady's USB port chuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 10:25, archived)
# EIther that or she pisses all over your laptop.
(I helped save b3ta! JebediahSpringfield, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 10:27, archived)
# o_O does this mean I will be hearing the patter of little hard disks
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 10:26, archived)
# hehe
nice one
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 20 Jan 2011, 10:26, archived)
# Arf.
I still remember that moment, 8 1/2 months ago.

Generally in a cold sweat at 3 in the morning...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 10:27, archived)
# tehee!
not bin dun as far as i've seen
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 10:28, archived)
# Flying low!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 10:04, archived)
# is it warm and wet inside the plane?
Does it take ages to come to the airport...?
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 10:06, archived)
# you want Ryan air
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 10:07, archived)
#
want hate
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 10:07, archived)
#

variation on a theme
www.b3tards.com/u/976e0482d5f7b8a53847/nothing-for-nothing.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 10:15, archived)
# o_O
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 10:16, archived)
# *drops monocle*
I say!
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 10:18, archived)
# O_O

Also - NING B3TA!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 10:07, archived)
# ning
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 20 Jan 2011, 10:15, archived)
# I see lime
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 10:14, archived)
# hehehe!
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 10:16, archived)
# mmmmmmmmmmmmmMimsy!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 10:25, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 10:36, archived)
[challenge entry] The USB vibrating Etch-a-sketch!
A big hulloo /board
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 10:02, archived)
# Trys... I does not work?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 10:10, archived)
# if you already have parkinsons
then this will counter usb vibrations and lead to stillness.

(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 10:13, archived)
# That will explain it then. Thank you...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 10:32, archived)
[challenge entry] Investment Banking PrickStick - He was going to turn up somewhere else eventually!

(AnnaPhylaxis All fish and no aquarium, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 9:58, archived)
[challenge entry] This was better in my head.
(I helped save b3ta! Kavanagh thinks that -6C is warm, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 9:31, archived)
[challenge entry] So was this:


Anyway: *something about docking ports*, with lashings and lashings of 'NING, ALL!
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 9:37, archived)
# 'ning
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 9:54, archived)
# Nong!
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 9:54, archived)
# Ninky Nonk
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 9:55, archived)
# Nooooooou!
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 10:01, archived)
# 'Nang
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 10:08, archived)
# 'sup chappie.
Mrs H is now 3 days past due date. If this goes on for the full 2 weeks I will be a wreck.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 10:07, archived)
# You should try creeping up behind her and shouting "BOO!"
That'll work.

Trust me. I'm a doctor.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 10:12, archived)
# Trust me on this DON'T TRY COD LIVER OIL
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 10:13, archived)
# This advice is applicable in almost any situation.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 10:15, archived)
# the wife almost shat out kidney
and the baby still stayed in for another week
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 10:19, archived)
# Ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 10:21, archived)
# try the usual
1. sex
2. curry
3. long walks
4. being on all fours (opens the pelvis)

try a 1/4 combo.

Also - send her to mill about Mothercare all day, if she gives birth there, you get free stuff*

*may not be true
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 10:16, archived)
# I think the same applies to Sainsburys
..
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 20 Jan 2011, 10:22, archived)
# prob other places too
I expect it's a kind of bribe to get the blood spewing, screaming woman out of the shop.

Or maybe they just give you the stuff that amniotic fluid all over it....
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 10:24, archived)
# I wonder if this would work in Stratstones?
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 10:26, archived)
# *googles*
hahahha!

Try it....
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 10:30, archived)
# Stretford Arndale was responsible for the start of the whole process.
It's a well known fact that women get pregnant just by walking through Stretford Arndale...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 10:29, archived)
# I shouted at the cat when Mrs Freebs/Forbes whatever was pregnant with the eldest
It was Christmas Eve and I made her waters break

oops
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 20 Jan 2011, 10:16, archived)
# Hahaha :o)
*borrows neighbour's cat*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 10:30, archived)
# Be sure and take as much opportunity to sleep as you can until it comes
cos you won't be getting much afterwards

*bites nails on BHW's behalf*
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 10:30, archived)
# Am trying to make the most of that...
It's a shame that sleep isn't a commodity that you can bank ad infinitum really.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 10:40, archived)
[challenge entry] Useless Selfish Bastard
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 9:30, archived)
# gosh - threadrush
Ning chap
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 20 Jan 2011, 9:32, archived)
# Ning Bilbo!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 9:38, archived)
[challenge entry] 'nings..............SPLUGS!

click for readable splug info
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 20 Jan 2011, 9:28, archived)
# Fuck yeah!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 9:44, archived)
# Great idea
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 20 Jan 2011, 9:47, archived)
# I bet if these were actually made
some twats would actually buy them too.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 20 Jan 2011, 10:01, archived)
# *splugs*
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 9:58, archived)
[challenge entry] Ning
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 20 Jan 2011, 9:27, archived)
# This is good.
I shall indicate that it is good by writing "This is good" in the subject line.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 9:39, archived)
# why thank you, dear Mr Enzyme
Might I direct you to my website?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 20 Jan 2011, 9:48, archived)
# Why, yes.
And if we had any money, and were allowed to go to external contractors for our design, I'd be suggesting Forbes Enterprises pronto. But we haven't, and we aren't, which is sad.

Still, it's the thought that counts, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 9:54, archived)
# Nicely Bilbo!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 10:04, archived)
# Hahaha that's a work of art
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 10:14, archived)
[challenge entry] Availible at all good retailers NOW!!
(JackLaidlaw, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 9:23, archived)
# I have one of those... it's shit
www.google.co.uk/products?q=usb+solar&um=1&ie=UTF-8&sa=N&hl=en&tab=wf
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 9:25, archived)
#
no you have a solar panel powered usb, this is a usb powered solar panel
(JackLaidlaw, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 9:31, archived)
# Ah my mistake
it would work better then trying to get enough sun to charge my phone
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 9:32, archived)
#
can i have it in pink please?
(hreqz, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 13:11, archived)
[challenge entry] Only £24.99 from Argos
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 9:17, archived)
# Vote for Question of the Week
In a travesty of the democratic process, we have decided to allow you, our esteemed B3TA membership, to select this week's QOTW. Vote! Vote hard! Vote often!

Vote closed at 12:00: Close-run thing - DIY Surgery clinches it.

DIY Surgery 36
Piss Stories 12
Creepy stories 34

And if you don't want to take part in no poll, here's a picture of a giant Martin Clunes eating a fish.

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 9:12, archived)
# Piss stories,
So the qotwers can go to town on the sex lies.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 9:17, archived)
# and this is on /board because ?
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 9:22, archived)
# Because it is
and because we can and because I had a nice picture of a giant Martin Clunes eating a fish
(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 9:26, archived)
# I'm coming over QOTW to post pictures
when I can be bothered
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 9:40, archived)
# I've voted for piss stories
as I once pissed in the wardrobe
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 9:45, archived)
# I once pissed in a bottle
and gave it to a demanding (former) girlfriend as a present.
(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 9:55, archived)
# I once pissed on my girlfriend's computer
in my defence, it was a Mac
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 9:56, archived)
# I pissed in a Tesco Kick bottle once on the M1 stuck in traffic
I found the bottle lodged under my seat 6 months later and it was the worst smell I have ever experienced
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 9:59, archived)
# Angus pissed on my fingers the other day (caught short, he peed into a bush and somehow pissed on my fingers)
I had to walk around with pissy fingers for 10 mins before I got to a sink
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 10:15, archived)
# I've voted for creepiest thing that happened to me because I once met psychochomp.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 9:49, archived)
# Is that Psychochomp's robot pal?
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 9:53, archived)
# What DO you mean?
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 9:54, archived)
# HAI!
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 10:33, archived)
# I've voted for creepiest thing that happened to me because I once met BGB
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 9:53, archived)
# Shouldn't that be piss stories?
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 9:53, archived)
# Erm, I thought you were asleep!
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 9:55, archived)
# who are all you people
and why are you not all on /board more often
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 10:13, archived)
# We can't do tattyshop.
We're from offtopic.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 10:16, archived)
# most of the people on /board can't use tattyshop
doesn't stop us. Stick around it's nice to have new peoples on /board
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 10:23, archived)
# Will do : )
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 10:25, archived)
# I enjoy a browse, but don't tend to comment much
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 10:25, archived)
# I remember seeing comments from yourself
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 10:28, archived)
#
comments whittering nonsense.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 10:30, archived)
# LMAO
have you seen the crap I post
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 10:37, archived)
# In fairness, she is accurate here.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 10:46, archived)
# Can't be worse than his.
And he bullies me terribly online.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 10:47, archived)
# I do not!
Ok, so maybe a little, but you bully me IRL!
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 10:51, archived)
# Creepiest thing that happened to me I think
Though I do have a good piss story
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 9:57, archived)
# I voted for Scaryduck
because he had a nice picture of a giant Martin Clunes eating a fish.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 9:57, archived)
# I heartily approve of this message or service
(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 10:11, archived)
# I don't care for any suggestions
but I love Martin Fish Mouth!

His expression has cheered me right up!
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 10:00, archived)
# I'm worried about the poor fish.
My day is ruined.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 10:41, archived)
# I dont vote in the Election
Yet I voted for this...

I know where my heart lies.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 11:34, archived)
[challenge entry] Buy two and get a free Manflu Monitor

(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 8:47, archived)
# HE COMES.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 8:55, archived)
# *spluffs*
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 8:57, archived)
# Good boy.
Now - to whom do I send the bill?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 9:02, archived)
# It is dark here.
You may be eaten by a Grue.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 9:07, archived)
# adds to list
of things to worry about

*nibbles nails*
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 9:13, archived)
# who's afraid of the Balrog?
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 9:52, archived)
# what do you get for buying three?
(hreqz, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 13:12, archived)
# a free foil hat
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 17:29, archived)
[challenge entry] i found this, etc
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 7:18, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 7:23, archived)
# pffft
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 7:28, archived)
# scary memories
(augsav, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 7:34, archived)
# :)
pea

(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 8:30, archived)
#
And keeps your daughter data securely locked up
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 8:40, archived)
# coffee/monitor
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 9:11, archived)
# I think it should win the compo
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 9:58, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 2:15, archived)
# hmm, nice!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin My car pal tuna's synth drum, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 2:20, archived)
#
www.lydneyce.co.uk/nice5-7.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 2:22, archived)
# Actually, it's
shit
santa
time
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 2:49, archived)
# oh ho ho ho!
that zany Bill Gates!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin My car pal tuna's synth drum, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 2:57, archived)
# my favourite biscuit
(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 2:40, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/10310784
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 2:47, archived)
# Nice
:) Like a MILF Katy Perry
(JoePesky, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 2:49, archived)
# Cheers
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 3:01, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin My car pal tuna's synth drum, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 4:20, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 6:29, archived)
# nice
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 5:52, archived)
# ^ Would - Wood ¬

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 7:07, archived)

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