b3ta.com board

Home » Messageboard » Archive 39229 (Older | Newer)

(Larue J'aime le Pâté Chinois, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 12:23, archived)

There's always time for Elvis.

(

Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 12:26, archived)

Double Elvis Tuesday!

(

Captain Howdy, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 12:26, archived)

best of all the burger king promotional campaigns

(

plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 12:28, archived)

(

Captain Howdy, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 13:15, archived)

Is it formatted to FAT?

(

drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 13:23, archived)

What can I say.. I'm very bored....

(Ollie Harvey raped my grandad was fingered by an elephant on.., Tue 25 Jan 2011, 12:16, archived)

Top bombing!

(

barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 12:20, archived)

geez

nicholas soames needs to put some clothes on

(benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 12:23, archived)

Vermeer's Girl Going To A Fancy Dress Party As Lady Gaga (1661)

(

Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 12:04, archived)

too subtle?

(

doog Don't read this., Tue 25 Jan 2011, 12:05, archived)

yep

what've you done?

is it the clock?

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 25 Jan 2011, 12:08, archived)

Click for bigger (223 kb)

(

doog Don't read this., Tue 25 Jan 2011, 12:08, archived)

Click for bigger (304 kb)

(

doog Don't read this., Tue 25 Jan 2011, 12:10, archived)

(

Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 12:09, archived)

You've changed all the people into dogs?

(

drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 12:10, archived)

No. I changed all the dominos into cards.

(

doog Don't read this., Tue 25 Jan 2011, 12:12, archived)

(herman:D, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 12:15, archived)

Hahaha!

(

Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 12:18, archived)

hahaha what?

(

doog Don't read this., Tue 25 Jan 2011, 12:45, archived)

Wooof

(

smaggers Like a gibbon on helium, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 13:20, archived)

(

Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 12:10, archived)

(herman:D, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 12:17, archived)

Ha-ha!

These are great.

(

Captain Howdy, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 12:27, archived)

I like this

*click*

(

splorp ®, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 12:57, archived)

(

Ninj, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 12:02, archived)

Aaaarrrrgghhh!!!!

Bad Ninj!
:D

(

Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 12:10, archived)

(herman:D, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 12:18, archived)

Ha-ha!

(

Captain Howdy, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 12:28, archived)

If I may dust off an old chestnut...

(

An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 12:31, archived)

Remains ace!

(

barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 12:33, archived)

A cracker!

(

Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 12:37, archived)

Man alive!

Wow.

(

Captain Howdy, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 13:17, archived)

I don't know.

(

BleachedEgo draw a cdc then get back to your teen porn.Pricks, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 11:41, archived)

hahahaha

this is good!

*click*

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 25 Jan 2011, 11:47, archived)

Cheers freebs.

(

BleachedEgo draw a cdc then get back to your teen porn.Pricks, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 11:50, archived)

he's as mad as a bag of badgers

(

prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 11:54, archived)

With a box of frogs chucked in for luck.

(

BleachedEgo draw a cdc then get back to your teen porn.Pricks, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 11:56, archived)

Endlessly useless

And why is it useless, I hear you ask? Simple: you can't put a beer on it.

(universalpsykopath loves what you've done with your hair., Tue 25 Jan 2011, 12:07, archived)

This needs investment.

(

Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 12:09, archived)

legend

www.youtube.com/watch?v=hSMaHy9LShA

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 12:22, archived)

Gary approves.....

(

Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 12:25, archived)

"Piss on the Yankees, piss on the Indians.."

Ah, "Silver Bullet".
What a flick.

(

Captain Howdy, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 13:18, archived)

Feel the love...

(

Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 11:28, archived)

(

Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 25 Jan 2011, 11:31, archived)

(

barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 11:32, archived)

(

Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 25 Jan 2011, 11:33, archived)

(

barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 11:35, archived)

In march 1963, the Dutch Inventor Mediocre invented Quentin Tarantino

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 25 Jan 2011, 11:40, archived)

Plans for tomorrow?

I might be off birdwatching.

(

Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 25 Jan 2011, 11:47, archived)

barbie at my parents place.

Where are you birdwatching?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 25 Jan 2011, 11:53, archived)

Hehehe nice :o)

(

barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 11:32, archived)

LMAO took a while

(

Paul_P, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 11:33, archived)

Through that material, it probably did...

(

Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 25 Jan 2011, 11:35, archived)

(

Ninj, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 11:35, archived)

Fore out of five - well done!

(

Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 25 Jan 2011, 11:39, archived)

hahahahahaha

This is ace

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 25 Jan 2011, 11:40, archived)

:O)

(Larue J'aime le Pâté Chinois, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 11:42, archived)

I remember doing one like that but it was the Scotland team haha

(

prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 11:55, archived)

Hahahahahahaha

hahahahahahahahaha

(

Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 12:00, archived)

we know we're shit...what's your excuse?

(

prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 12:23, archived)

SPRING BREAK

(

Paul_P, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 10:56, archived)

hahaha - nice

I was looking for the "Spring"

*edit* first to reply again, Oh dear....

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 25 Jan 2011, 10:57, archived)

I considered that

but took the higher road

(

Paul_P, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 10:57, archived)

*awaits stream of 'would, would, wouldn't, would <repeat ad infinitum>' posts*

(

barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 11:00, archived)

(

Paul_P, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 11:01, archived)

(Larue J'aime le Pâté Chinois, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 11:08, archived)

WIV DA ANGLES

(

drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 11:13, archived)

^ Kerry Katona

(

Paul_P, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 11:19, archived)

hehehe - excellent

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 25 Jan 2011, 11:20, archived)

Also a subtle pea

Linked due to boobies

(

Paul_P, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 11:26, archived)

Hahaha excellent

That's my fwap material sorted for the day

EDIT: Can you finish off the job and remove her bikini bottom too... ;)

(

Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 11:30, archived)

not while I'm in work

(

Paul_P, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 11:38, archived)

(herman:D, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 11:32, archived)

:O)

(Larue J'aime le Pâté Chinois, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 12:26, archived)

Party at Chad Hogans

Wooo

(BiggestNizzy your company name here pm for rates., Tue 25 Jan 2011, 12:11, archived)

Feels funny using b3tards again...

(

Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 10:52, archived)

nicely done indeed sir

I always feel disturbed by the header image - *shudders*

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 25 Jan 2011, 10:53, archived)

I adblocked that years ago!

(

barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 10:54, archived)

is this a still from the latest radiohead video?

(

artifus is doing it all wrong, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 13:31, archived)

Anyone would think I liked 'em...

(

Ninj, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 10:30, archived)

oh, genius

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 25 Jan 2011, 10:31, archived)

hahahah!

(

Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 10:35, archived)

>.<

(

prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 10:51, archived)

NSFW

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 25 Jan 2011, 10:43, archived)

OH DEAR GOD NO

(

Paul_P, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 10:47, archived)

Hahahaha...

Wants!

(

Ninj, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 10:47, archived)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

(

Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 10:47, archived)

hahaha dear god!

(

Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 10:48, archived)

Hahahahahaha

(herman:D, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 10:50, archived)

I want that on a t shirt :D

(

prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 10:51, archived)

pfft

(benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 10:52, archived)

FP!

Ahahahah
*breathes*
hahahahah

(macroscian (1 like), Tue 25 Jan 2011, 10:56, archived)

^ this

(

drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 10:57, archived)

FAP!

Ahahahah
*breathes*
hahahahah

(

4Q just lurking, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 11:07, archived)

*comes up for air*

(macroscian (1 like), Tue 25 Jan 2011, 11:46, archived)

Hahahahahahahaha

Ohmygiddyaunt....

(

Chumps 👀, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 11:23, archived)

haha

(

maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 11:08, archived)

Mini (Not Official) Image Challenge: THE ART OF SUBTLETY

Acting in the spirit of a couple of B3tans below mentioning they would like a 'Good B3ta Day', what better than to get the creative juices flowing on a new subject for the rest of the day.
So, taking any famous image; whether it be a painting, photo, movie still, etc. open up photoshop and using minimal effort, make a subtle change to create maximum lols.

(

The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 10:19, archived)

~~make a subtle change to create maximum lols~~

draw a massive big cock on it

(

Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 10:19, archived)

subtle, I like it

(

The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 10:20, archived)

It would help if the servers weren't shagged.

(

Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 10:27, archived)

Yeah, those damned swrvers

(

The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 10:28, archived)

sdjfhalkj

(

Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 10:28, archived)

how about using b3tards instead of the inbuilt (and been knackered for months) image upload?

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 25 Jan 2011, 10:28, archived)

^This would be my subtle suggestion

their swrvers may work

(

The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 10:29, archived)

BUT I WANTED TO REPOST MY - oh wait, I've got it on facebook.

(

Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 10:30, archived)

I think your swrver was knackered

edit: HUZZAH!

(

The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 10:34, archived)

Late for the party

(

Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 10:37, archived)

Hahaha. Nice one :)

(

Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Tue 25 Jan 2011, 10:40, archived)

coming over here...

(

barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 10:40, archived)

why can't they go back to where they come from?

cuba

(

plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 11:09, archived)

roffles

(

emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 10:42, archived)

Call the Mail

(

Paul_P, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 10:42, archived)

Ha ha ha.

Ace.

(

An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 10:48, archived)

Pffft

(

Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 10:55, archived)

I'll bring my own frying pan......

(Ollie Harvey raped my grandad was fingered by an elephant on.., Tue 25 Jan 2011, 10:59, archived)

hahaha

Some non-art related bigotry:

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 11:08, archived)

Speciesist

(

Paul_P, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 11:20, archived)

Oh holy hell

(Heaping Spoonful of sugar, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 15:56, archived)

Hhahahaha

(

mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 15:27, archived)

Oh yes

Love it.

(IHateSprouts is baking a huge pie shaped like an enormous pie, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 19:31, archived)

hahahahaha

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 27 Jan 2011, 10:03, archived)

NOW LINKED FROM THIS WEEKS FHM E-NEWS LETTER!

FHM - FTW

(

Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 29 Jan 2011, 9:23, archived)

Have a pea to start then :o)

Yep - that's 102kb, and a mighty 814 pixels wide. Anybody got a particular issue with that?

(

barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 10:21, archived)

YOU BROKE MY 28K MODEM

needs more bacon

(

Paul_P, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 10:25, archived)

(

barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 10:26, archived)

And my thirst for pork products has been sedated

(

Paul_P, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 10:30, archived)

Hat support?

my memory just gets worse and worse!

(

XLVII .uk, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 10:53, archived)

(

Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 10:55, archived)

You can't stop the bacon

(

Paul_P, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 10:58, archived)

It's bigger than the womb!

(

Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 10:26, archived)

A Womb with a view?

(

The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 10:26, archived)

Not yet...

(

barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 10:40, archived)

It depends whether you have a particular issue with me RAPING YOU IN THE EYES, YOU CUNT.

(

An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 10:29, archived)

O_o

(

barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 10:51, archived)

I meant in an affectionate way.

(

An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 12:33, archived)

heheeh

I REALLY LIKE THIS

and it took until the second glance to actually see what you'd done

Classic Shopping sir

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 25 Jan 2011, 10:31, archived)

Thanking you kindly, good Sir.

(

barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 10:38, archived)

Needs more puke, piss and disappointment on the street.

But I like it anyway :)

(

Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Tue 25 Jan 2011, 10:33, archived)

(herman:D, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 11:36, archived)

Heh :D

the Carlsberg was actually an afterthought. My original post didn't have it in...

(

barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 11:41, archived)

I was always quite proud of this...

(

Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 10:30, archived)

Took me a while...

(

barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 10:33, archived)

THEG ENTE

This is useful info :)

(

Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Tue 25 Jan 2011, 10:36, archived)

HELP SEND what?

(

Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 10:37, archived)

The mind Boggles

(

The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 10:38, archived)

SATOR AREPO TENET OPERA ROTAS

(macroscian (1 like), Tue 25 Jan 2011, 10:58, archived)

(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 10:41, archived)

Not subtle enough?

(

Ninj, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 10:45, archived)

This is ace

(

Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 10:48, archived)

a modest update

might be clearer if you go bigger

(

bnt what, me worry?, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 12:27, archived)

Are we still doing these?

(

Chumps 👀, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 10:01, archived)

YES!

Apparently it's an image challenge post

(

Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 10:02, archived)

I think it's only you now...

* Things have moved on (for the worse)

(

Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 10:03, archived)

*struggles on manfully

(

Chumps 👀, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 10:04, archived)

Fo' sho!

(

Captain Howdy, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 10:07, archived)

I might do

if I find inspiration

All of a sudden I've got 44 black and white images to balance and print

Client has sent through a load of terribly flat greyscale pics

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 25 Jan 2011, 10:11, archived)

doooo doooo DO DOOOOO!

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 10:09, archived)

daa da da

(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 10:17, archived)

Redexes?

Mornin', /board!

(

Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 10:12, archived)

One minute it was there, and then it was gone.

Lots of redexes for me too

(

Chumps 👀, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 10:14, archived)

I think the b3ta image thingy has died

RIP B3ta Hamster

(

Paul_P, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 10:14, archived)

Has probably been inserted into someone's bottom

(

spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 10:35, archived)

I think it's just you, too: your image down the board has gone, but everyone else's is just fine. Have you been insulting Rob?

(

Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 10:16, archived)

hmm, yes

all Chumpers's images are little blue question marks for me

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 25 Jan 2011, 10:17, archived)

Oh, wait. Fiend and llort've gone as well.

How's you today, Forbes?

(

Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 10:19, archived)

I'm all on my own

so I'm listening to metal ad rock. LOUD! :)

and retouching umpteen black and white images

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 25 Jan 2011, 10:30, archived)

retouching ~~umpteen black and white images~~ myself

(

Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 10:32, archived)

And now Wobbly's for me too....

WTF?

(

Chumps 👀, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 10:30, archived)

I made this rubbish profile badge the last time the images went...

(

Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 10:34, archived)

may as well join in

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 9:48, archived)

Ouch

and why would she leave Alex Reid?
images.watoday.com.au/2009/10/23/808590/alex_reid_420-420x0.jpg

(

Paul_P, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 9:50, archived)

they're both a pair of freaks

(

prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 9:52, archived)

... and so is Alex Reid

(

The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 9:54, archived)

pffh :)

ning

(

prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 9:54, archived)

a fine morning to you, Squire

(

The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 10:00, archived)

hahaha

classic

wotcher, Archie

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 25 Jan 2011, 9:55, archived)

and an equally good morning to you too, Squire

(

The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 10:00, archived)

Zing! haha :D

(

maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 10:26, archived)

what a twat

he looks like that manbeast wrestler chyna 4.bp.blogspot.com/_A7OXPKuaci8/S-SqcvuHMfI/AAAAAAAAAjI/36IHq-Uh0oE/s400/Chyna.jpg

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 9:53, archived)

haha

(

prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 9:53, archived)

the scary thing is Chyna has a sex video out

(

Paul_P, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 9:53, archived)

yeah i saw it

well parts of i,t and did not like them, although she seemed to have eased off the weights but still sounds like that gym coach in scary movie 1

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 10:01, archived)

the bit where she whips her cock out is scary

(

Paul_P, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 10:04, archived)

MASSIVE CLIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

cannot unsee

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 10:05, archived)

I just threw up in my mouth :(

(

Paul_P, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 10:15, archived)

aaargh - I'm disturbed by both images

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 25 Jan 2011, 9:54, archived)

I read in the paper that she left him because he was a fame-hungry celebrity obssessed whinger

and there was only room for one of those in the marriage.

(

Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 9:57, archived)

^ Lily Allen?

(

Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 10:02, archived)

...any second now

(

Paul_P, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 10:13, archived)

hahaha

(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 9:55, archived)

Arf!

Very tenuous wagon effort...

you see, it's supposed to look like the picture's been traced...

(

barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 9:56, archived)

On second glance, this is most woo.

(

Captain Howdy, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 10:01, archived)

'ning

(

Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Tue 25 Jan 2011, 10:01, archived)

I've always found it difficult to see where Peter Andre's nostrils end, and his mouth begins.

Then you get the endless fields of chin.
And to top it all off, he's a rubbish singer.

(

Captain Howdy, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 9:57, archived)

Hahaha

Also

(

Chumps 👀, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 10:00, archived)

genuine lol right there

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 10:06, archived)

(herman:D, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 12:45, archived)

Bindun yet?

(

Paul_P, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 9:32, archived)

Not that large, no.

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 9:33, archived)

Is there a tax on pixels these days?

(

barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 9:34, archived)

82k says yay

(

Paul_P, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 9:34, archived)

Hmm

Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 9:37, archived)

Seriously, man - don't get uppity about the FAQ.

I tried it once. They don't like it.

Or maybe they just don't like me.

But you do risk a serious bumming.

(

Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 9:38, archived)

oh shut the fuck up you tool..I think you should read the FAQ again

"For file size, 50k has always been a good target for a still image, but anything up to 100KB is acceptable"

and seeing as I'm 'ignored' maybe someone can relay the message onto the muppet

(

prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 9:40, archived)

Life's too short tbh...

Wotcher Prodge.

(

barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 9:46, archived)

sup!

..you're right, but the guy's a bullshitting fuckwit..can't help it :D

(

prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 9:47, archived)

Yeah there's very little love lost it would appear...

I am trying to encourage Mrs H to deliver our babby on Burns night. I have a bottle of single malt ready in anticipation of this :o)

(

barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 9:59, archived)

yay! :)

have haggis with that!

(

prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 10:02, archived)

Slender chance...

8 days overdue now and not so much as a twinge...

:o/

(

barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 10:06, archived)

Blimey, it's keen to stay in the warm!

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 10:07, archived)

Day like today I struggle to find fault with its policy...

(

barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 10:18, archived)

Slàinte!

(

Captain Howdy, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 10:04, archived)

Babies don't like whisky

try a sweet sherry instead.

They like their haggis, tatties and neeps though

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 10:06, archived)

Balls.

I apparently liked whisky as a baby.

Well, I say "liked" - I mean "was force-fed".

Still, it never did me any harm.
*twitches*

(

Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 10:15, archived)

No.

(

Ttssattsr, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 9:47, archived)

Fuck off Ttssattsr

/ac

(

prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 9:48, archived)

it's well below 100k for a still

(

Paul_P, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 9:47, archived)

Bacon sandwich it is, then! Poke it, Shreddies!

Thanks for the decisive blow, Paul.

(

Captain Howdy, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 9:38, archived)

I'm no expert

but this bandwagon is crap.

mofaha pwned it yesterday. move on.

(

Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 9:39, archived)

this

I'm bored and I need a good b3ta day...

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 25 Jan 2011, 9:54, archived)

yea good luck with that

(

prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 9:56, archived)

was a pretty good day yesterday

(

Paul_P, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 9:59, archived)

yea...not been here

been playing littlebigplanet2..waaaay to much :D

(

prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 10:03, archived)

^ What she said

(

Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 10:05, archived)

Yesterday was quite good.

Well I'm up for a b3ta day if you are. What shall we do?

(

Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 9:58, archived)

I enjoyed the google images game. Quite a gratifying number of my pics came up :o)

...and let's face it I've got naff all else to do other than wait for The Phone Call...

(

barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 10:00, archived)

now we just need a big enough roll :D

(

prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 9:41, archived)

Great big fuckoff bacon.

(

Chumps 👀, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 10:02, archived)

This in no way gives away who dies in Fantastic 4 today, or does it?

or does it? Hosted by imgur.com

(

keo COCKS COCKS COCKS, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 9:17, archived)

I know.

4?

WTF?

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 9:33, archived)

hehe :)

(

prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 9:42, archived)

Flame Out!

(

Captain Howdy, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 9:42, archived)

More...

(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 8:59, archived)

Yay Man Ray! Flickr doesn't understand Man Ray:

www.flickr.com/photos/myky-d/4298626722/

(

Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 9:04, archived)

haha

is that your photostream?

(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 9:11, archived)

Yah.

Shameless, degraded whore that I am.

(

Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 9:22, archived)

Looking really good

So good in fact, I've just added you!

(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 9:30, archived)

\o/

(

Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 9:35, archived)

I'm sensing some kind of bandwagon in effect here, and I'ven no idea what's going on.

and I'ven no idea what's going on.'ning b3ta.

(

barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 9:13, archived)

there's a Dbroon image on popular page

I haven't yet figured out if that was the start of this "Artists" bandwagon, or just one of the more popular ones

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 25 Jan 2011, 9:15, archived)

It was not - I did my cunt's table tennis one hours earlier.

I was there at the start, man.

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 9:34, archived)

Man, I'm impressed

was it as cool as they all say it was?

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 25 Jan 2011, 9:53, archived)

I thought it had legs too ;)

www.b3ta.com/board/10314393

(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 10:06, archived)

i think mofaha started it originllay about two days ago with his constable picture

then someone posted the same gag and it took off with that thread

www.b3ta.com/board/10313428

www.b3ta.com/board/10314380

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 9:59, archived)

Energy?

I don't get it?

Also: Ning Barry!

(

Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 9:16, archived)

^ Lily Allen?

(

barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 9:17, archived)

I'm still watching you lot you know.

(Lily Cooper (Allen) Fuck you, fuck you very much..., Tue 25 Jan 2011, 9:25, archived)

Isn't it about time you hung up your L-plates?

as the bishop said to the choirboy, or some such...

(

barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 9:27, archived)

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 25 Jan 2011, 9:28, archived)

I for one have the fear

(

Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 9:40, archived)

Always there. Waiting..

(

Captain Howdy, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 9:49, archived)

(

barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 9:53, archived)

Ahh!

What are those?

(Lily Cooper (Allen) Fuck you, fuck you very much..., Tue 25 Jan 2011, 10:11, archived)

TEH FEAR!

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/B3ta#The_Fear

(

barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 10:19, archived)

Your spelling is not very good

(Lily Cooper (Allen) Fuck you, fuck you very much..., Tue 25 Jan 2011, 10:20, archived)

Neither is your second album ;op

(

barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 10:35, archived)

and your not smelling so good!

*waits...

(

Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 10:35, archived)

The last update of my comic seems to be a tad fitting

(

keo COCKS COCKS COCKS, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 9:27, archived)

One is near...

and the other is Far Away

(

Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 9:28, archived)

(

Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 9:30, archived)

The bandwagon's going nowhere till i've taken a seat

(

cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 8:56, archived)

I like this one.

Very much.

(

Captain Howdy, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 8:59, archived)

morning Captain

Any lovely drawings for us today?

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 25 Jan 2011, 9:04, archived)

Hola, Forbes!

Ha-ha! I don't know how lovely they'll be, but more than likely.
You going to dip your toe, today?

(

Captain Howdy, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 9:35, archived)

Can I put this here then?

Also Fast forward to about 00:30:05

(

Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 9:14, archived)

Without clicking

I reckon that is Top Gear?

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 9:35, archived)

LOL

with Rob writing for the Times and Clarkson drawing CDCs the world's gone mad I tell you

(

emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 9:58, archived)

^ This

(

Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 10:07, archived)

I'm going to hop on now the wagon has slowed

(

Paul_P, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 7:54, archived)

ah,

very clever!

edit: why are there so few photos of Vincent Tabak online?
He'll have been found innocent before anyone can make any tasteless jokes.

(

4Q just lurking, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 8:22, archived)

It wasn't vincent

I was the one legged man.

It's too early to make vague fugitive references

(

Paul_P, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 8:28, archived)

You were the one legged man?
Did it grow back?

(

4Q just lurking, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 8:42, archived)

It was Vincent...Look!

(

printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 9:11, archived)

hahahahahaha

(

cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 9:34, archived)

(MayorBoris, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 12:16, archived)

Etc..

(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 8:44, archived)

This picture paints a lot more than a thousand words..

www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/this-britain/the-curse-of-man-and-baby-athena-and-the-birth-of-a-legend-432331.html

(

Captain Howdy, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 8:58, archived)

Terrible story

It's funny how these kind of stories often follow success, especially where money is involved!

(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 9:14, archived)

Drama !!!!

(

cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 9:09, archived)

Are these the last desperate gasps of a dying bandwagon........

(

Chumps 👀, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 7:30, archived)

Give me an 'S'..

Give me a 'P'

(you get the idea)

(

Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 7:41, archived)

luff ?

(

Chumps 👀, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 7:48, archived)

A.N.G.!

(

Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 8:01, archived)

lert

(

Paul_P, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 7:54, archived)

that tickled me :D

(

cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 9:00, archived)

(

mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 3:29, archived)

top stuff moffy :D

NORKS

(

FIEND, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 3:39, archived)

Heh

(

mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 4:27, archived)

Ace.

(

postal ninja has Transmissible spongiform encephalopathies, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 4:00, archived)

(

mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 5:45, archived)

*Adds to porn folder*

(

postal ninja has Transmissible spongiform encephalopathies, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 6:24, archived)

Woo...

Do you have ~~her phone number~~ the source link?

(

Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 7:05, archived)

« Older messages | Newer messages »