cheap drinks.Today I found out that there was something wrong with the Coca Cola machine. When pressed a putton, it said '10 cents' (euro cent) so, I put in 10 cents.. guess what. Super cheap drinks!
I got myself a nice collection of cans. 69 of them. And yes I'm dutch. This is what we do when we can get something for cheap :3
(,
Sat 30 Apr 2011, 0:05,
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I got myself a nice collection of cans. 69 of them. And yes I'm dutch. This is what we do when we can get something for cheap :3
That always happens to me when I push the putton...Now how exactly was this shopped?
(
Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Sat 30 Apr 2011, 0:08,
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well the drinks machine is liek a mini shopinnit!!
(
Avast is still alive!!!!,
Sat 30 Apr 2011, 0:09,
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Or your local Brewery - £1.50 a pint! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Sat 30 Apr 2011, 0:13,
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Tjonge tjonge tjongeThat made me laugh, very Dutch indeed! :D
( Jimbuktu See? Right here,
Sat 30 Apr 2011, 0:32,
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HahaI could as well just sell them tomorrow for 1 euro each on queensdays
(,
Sat 30 Apr 2011, 0:34,
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![[challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif "Challenge Entry: The Royal Wedding"){kind=small}
The Story of the Little Mole Who...You guys have this character in your country? Here in Norway it is a book called "The little mole who wanted to know who shat on his head".
(,
Fri 29 Apr 2011, 23:56,
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Ha ha ha... what?I'm off to bed now.. Got to get up early and knock one out for
Gal Gadots birthday...
Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Sat 30 Apr 2011, 0:05,
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You have chosen well, my sonI await the result
(
RedHouse over yonder,
Sat 30 Apr 2011, 2:49,
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nice boobsbut someone's shopped out her nips
(
real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Sat 30 Apr 2011, 3:57,
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ha, that's actually true!(
real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Sat 30 Apr 2011, 3:50,
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i have to admiti always thought this book was of german origin. i bet it is. can you wiki it or something?
yeh k just looked it up on amazon. it is. i love how north europe and central europe sticks together. people are missing out- ruined childhood.
(,
Sat 30 Apr 2011, 4:21,
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yeh k just looked it up on amazon. it is. i love how north europe and central europe sticks together. people are missing out- ruined childhood.
It's our kids favourite book!It wasn't me, I do it like this...
(
Varmint,
Sat 30 Apr 2011, 9:05,
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My sister-in-law gave me this book as a gift from her holiday in Norway. I've since found the English version. A story this good can't be restricted to one country. :D
(,
Sun 1 May 2011, 23:41,
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I'm making a bluegrass band for a birthday animation
/old skool
eclectech is older but no wiser,
Fri 29 Apr 2011, 23:44,
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Why am I looking at a photo of: Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, YOU MUM! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Fri 29 Apr 2011, 23:39,
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No it's a picture of your sister I took yesterday while she made a shower
(,
Fri 29 Apr 2011, 23:40,
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How do you make a shower?* Maybe it's time I went to bed...
( Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Fri 29 Apr 2011, 23:47,
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here ya go
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Fri 29 Apr 2011, 23:23,
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Can I throw them in the tank?
(
Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Fri 29 Apr 2011, 23:26,
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if you likejust make sure they don'[t eat the fish
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Fri 29 Apr 2011, 23:27,
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It's ok, they sunk straight to the bottom...(
Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Fri 29 Apr 2011, 23:35,
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that's goodi'm drunk, i need sleep.
g'night all.
(g'night all.
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Fri 29 Apr 2011, 23:38,
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I saw a woman on the market today who had teeth like a brushy moustacheI think it was because she had teeth the colour of her hair
(
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Fri 29 Apr 2011, 23:26,
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that's not teeth, that's baleen Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Fri 29 Apr 2011, 23:28,
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I saw her from a distance, and I though she had a moustachewhen in fact it was just an awkward smile
the end
(the end
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Fri 29 Apr 2011, 23:32,
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i havea moustachebut i'm blonde, nobody notices
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Fri 29 Apr 2011, 23:34,
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What skin tone matching software do you use?
(
Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Fri 29 Apr 2011, 23:25,
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nice pods
h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega..,
Fri 29 Apr 2011, 23:26,
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hypnoticthe right one seems to be doing all the work and the one on the left isn't fit for porpoise
(
Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi,
Fri 29 Apr 2011, 23:35,
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oh dear god i thinki have just found my fetish
fwap fwapfwap fwap
(fwap fwapfwap fwap
fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life,
Sun 1 May 2011, 10:38,
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Lunch is served daily from 13:30 to 16:00 and dinner from 20:30 to 23:30.I'm right now sooooo hungry!!!
(,
Fri 29 Apr 2011, 23:04,
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Why is it never popeing in your pictures any more?
(
Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Fri 29 Apr 2011, 23:11,
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Because I am again preparing a big Pope Picture Seriesthis requires much time, energy, money, blood, television, electricity, fish, nails, dicks, mothers, fucking, u, again, in, the, ass ... I mean wait a few days then you will see the result, ok!?
(,
Fri 29 Apr 2011, 23:38,
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he has a haunted look about himwonder what Kate's doing right now?
( Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi,
Fri 29 Apr 2011, 23:14,
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Pffffffffffffffffffttt!Woo.
(
Mstandot I suppose I should post more often.,
Fri 29 Apr 2011, 22:50,
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Ha ha ha...* Pissed up, full on, home lol!
HAPPY "DON'T MENTION DIANA DAY"
(HAPPY "DON'T MENTION DIANA DAY"
Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Fri 29 Apr 2011, 22:52,
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*hugs drunkenly* Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Fri 29 Apr 2011, 22:54,
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Hang on.. That's not me.... Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Fri 29 Apr 2011, 22:59,
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it's a part of you, thoughright?
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Fri 29 Apr 2011, 23:01,
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Oh.. You're drunkenly hugging my manhood...Can you get both arms around that ok?
( Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Fri 29 Apr 2011, 23:07,
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just aboutyou big showoff stallion you
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Fri 29 Apr 2011, 23:10,
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I'm a bit knackered now, been out walking all day and drinking all night...I'm off in a bit...
( Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Fri 29 Apr 2011, 23:11,
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me tooi've done in a litre and a half of wine.
tomorrow i've got to go for a meal* for my dad's 65th and then go straight on to my best mate's birthday party
*sushi ahoy!
(tomorrow i've got to go for a meal* for my dad's 65th and then go straight on to my best mate's birthday party
*sushi ahoy!
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Fri 29 Apr 2011, 23:15,
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thank you!i've avoided the coverage, so i just got told about this by a friend. naturally by first thought was "i should go and look at b3ta" so yey for your post sitting at the top there!
(
ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet,
Fri 29 Apr 2011, 22:57,
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The queen looked very happy with the little flags that she was given...
Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Fri 29 Apr 2011, 23:00,
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The funny thing is, someone told her they were a new type of soda-syphon..ECO-Friendly, because they don't use gas, you just shake them for ten minutes.
( Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Fri 29 Apr 2011, 23:13,
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why is this sexy? Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Fri 29 Apr 2011, 22:44,
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possiblyor maybe i'm pidssed enough to find most things sexy
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Fri 29 Apr 2011, 22:48,
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just completed single playeri like this image.
( ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet,
Fri 29 Apr 2011, 23:02,
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The kiss seems to have escalated somewhat.(
LordManley twitter.com/LordManley,
Fri 29 Apr 2011, 22:36,
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sorry to TJ, but I suddenly love Ricky Gervais(
HappyToast Groat froth,
Fri 29 Apr 2011, 22:39,
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Hmm, I am not sure he tends to have golden nuggets, but the actual posts he writes tend to be mostly dire.
I am happy to be proven wrong, but not keen enough to go and find out for myself, as I am a lazy, indeed slipped, Gervaisist.
(I am happy to be proven wrong, but not keen enough to go and find out for myself, as I am a lazy, indeed slipped, Gervaisist.
LordManley twitter.com/LordManley,
Fri 29 Apr 2011, 22:42,
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I'm only giggling at his use of the word mong HappyToast Groat froth,
Fri 29 Apr 2011, 22:46,
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Your TJ killed my threadand after I spent so long on it as well.
( LordManley twitter.com/LordManley,
Fri 29 Apr 2011, 23:05,
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ricky gervais is an unfunny cunt Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Fri 29 Apr 2011, 22:43,
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Is it just me, or is he starting to look a bit liike Ray Milland?
(
cowcat Bituminous squeegee,
Fri 29 Apr 2011, 23:02,
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nobody is kissing me :( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Fri 29 Apr 2011, 22:39,
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hahamay I have some of those biscuits too?
( Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby,
Fri 29 Apr 2011, 21:54,
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...oh, you're deep.........................so deep.
(
atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Fri 29 Apr 2011, 22:05,
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that's some bad hat, harryoh, wait, that's wills
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Fri 29 Apr 2011, 21:56,
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it was shitthere was no snooker or midgets
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Fri 29 Apr 2011, 22:03,
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No midgets..well they wouldn't want to dwarf the spectical of the occasion...!!
pfffffi' drunk
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Fri 29 Apr 2011, 22:13,
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i've got a dink problemthere'xs only a glassful left!
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Fri 29 Apr 2011, 22:25,
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Bugger.... next you'll be saying everyone had the day off work as well....!
that outfit is fucking horribleman, i'm hammered
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Fri 29 Apr 2011, 21:52,
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Is this their real car or something? I;v not seen any of it at all....
Yes.I believe it flew up into the sky at the end.
Awww, I missed my b3ta birthday.
*signs alone*
(Awww, I missed my b3ta birthday.
*signs alone*
Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby,
Fri 29 Apr 2011, 21:54,
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you're thinking of grease Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Fri 29 Apr 2011, 21:56,
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keep gpoingthe fricytion will save on your gas bill
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Fri 29 Apr 2011, 21:58,
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Hahaha.... I keep hoping that Atomics flaming freebase will win...!!
I can't compo it. It's mostly Haku's... :D
(
atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Fri 29 Apr 2011, 21:52,
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I meant this one that's on page 2www.b3ta.com/board/10404238
It did make it onto page 1 but then dropped down again....
(,
Fri 29 Apr 2011, 21:58,
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It did make it onto page 1 but then dropped down again....
:D ...well...it's better than Iron Man...that's for sure.
(
atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Fri 29 Apr 2011, 22:02,
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NUM NUM NUM NUM!
cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations,
Fri 29 Apr 2011, 21:21,
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Forgot to do his shoelaces?Happens to me a lot too
(
Boris Johnson's Press Secretary,
Fri 29 Apr 2011, 21:24,
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HmmThis was posted on Reddit 3 hours ago. Did you make this?
( BadBadman saw an incorrect comma placement on,
Fri 29 Apr 2011, 21:31,
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ZOG! ZOG! ZOG!ZOG! ZOG! ZOG! ZOG!ZOG! ZOG! ZOG!ZOG! ZOG! ZOG! ZOG! ZOG! ZOG! ZOG!ZOG! ZOG! ZOG! ZOG! ZOG! ZOG! ZOG!ZOG! ZOG! ZOG! ZOG! ZOG! ZOG! ZOG!ZOG! ZOG! ZOG! ZOG! ZOG! ZOG! ZOG!ZOG! ZOG! ZOG! ZOG! ZOG! ZOG! ZOG!ZOG! ZOG! ZOG! ZOG!ZOG! ZOG! ZOG!ZOG! ZOG! ZOG! ZOG! ZOG! ZOG! ZOG!ZOG! ZOG! ZOG! ZOG! ZOG! ZOG! ZOG!ZOG! ZOG! ZOG! ZOG!
( LordManley twitter.com/LordManley,
Sat 30 Apr 2011, 10:14,
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It's appearedon my Facebook wall 3 times now
(
sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally,
Mon 2 May 2011, 1:05,
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and one day when you are older you can have a go aswell
( fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life,
Sun 1 May 2011, 10:39,
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Dodgy suspension?
maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Fri 29 Apr 2011, 21:19,
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They're listening to why don't we do it in the road by the beatles on the car stereo
You bastard, that was my tinfoil!Give it back!
( cowcat Bituminous squeegee,
Fri 29 Apr 2011, 20:24,
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i want to wank over the kid in the bottom lefti hope this is a parody because it is dated and embarrassing this is how you do it
spotify:track:6OpHgAc03o9D6frQXx8p1T (Subduction by Kriotek)
(spotify:track:6OpHgAc03o9D6frQXx8p1T (Subduction by Kriotek)
(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Fri 29 Apr 2011, 20:07,
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Judging by the picture on the left.... the after meeting curries were a bit dodgy..!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAwhat a come back, you attention seeking twat
.
(.
HappyToast Groat froth,
Fri 29 Apr 2011, 20:12,
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*EDIT OMG!I just realised, William's jacket in your image is black
but at the wedding he wore red!
your image has been edited by Monsanto for sure.
They're in on it and covering up the blood soaked child labour cloth that the Royal jackets are always made of
To Make a donation to Dave Deees:
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(but at the wedding he wore red!
your image has been edited by Monsanto for sure.
They're in on it and covering up the blood soaked child labour cloth that the Royal jackets are always made of
To Make a donation to Dave Deees:
Paypal to: [email protected]
or…
Make check out to David Dees
On the back of the check write…
“For Deposit Only – Account # 011451606 “
Mail to…
Zions Bank Sugarhouse
2200 S. Highland Dr.
Salt Lake City,
UT 84106
USA
HappyToast Groat froth,
Fri 29 Apr 2011, 20:18,
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As scams go, I'd be interested to know how successful it isI could move a few Potplants around the house and blame the Illuminati, and before you know it, I'd be in Corfu for Christmas
( The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Fri 29 Apr 2011, 20:25,
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That's not the dress she was wearing either.Catnippp, I don't think you've really done your research here.
( Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Fri 29 Apr 2011, 20:47,
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research? hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha... *breathes* hahahahahahahahahalololololol
( maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Fri 29 Apr 2011, 20:50,
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If this is the real catnipppp, where are you living now?I've seen the article about being 'hounded' out of Sweden because someone moved your bike.
Not convinced it is really you, due to lack of tag, but in any event, thanks for the laugh
(Not convinced it is really you, due to lack of tag, but in any event, thanks for the laugh
The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Fri 29 Apr 2011, 20:12,
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STOP RUINING THEIR SPECIAL DAY YOU ROTTER Michael Ellis contributes nothing,
Fri 29 Apr 2011, 20:18,
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The promise that he madeLay broken on the floor
The bruise left round your heart
Left you begging for more
Thank you, for making me
Worthless, in your eyes
In hope and desperation
I'll find my only light
In your white wedding dress
Thank you, for making this
The best day, of my life
In hope and desperation
I'll find my only light
In your white wedding dress
And in the mess of all we've seen
I am open to everything
Desperation, my only light
And time will, take us all and
Drown us in it's wake
And clearly I will stay and wipe the blood from
your white wedding dress
/funeral for a friend - rookie of the year/blog
(The bruise left round your heart
Left you begging for more
Thank you, for making me
Worthless, in your eyes
In hope and desperation
I'll find my only light
In your white wedding dress
Thank you, for making this
The best day, of my life
In hope and desperation
I'll find my only light
In your white wedding dress
And in the mess of all we've seen
I am open to everything
Desperation, my only light
And time will, take us all and
Drown us in it's wake
And clearly I will stay and wipe the blood from
your white wedding dress
/funeral for a friend - rookie of the year/blog
Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Fri 29 Apr 2011, 20:28,
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Good point, well presented...Done now and who are you?
( Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Fri 29 Apr 2011, 21:17,
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narrrrnarrrrnarrrrnarrrrnarrrrnarrrr! *cough* you're a cunt mister!
Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$,
Fri 29 Apr 2011, 20:34,
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What do the full stops mean?". . ."
( Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Fri 29 Apr 2011, 20:45,
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They symbolise the end of an innocence, a life taken, corrupted, destroyed.Or they make you look mysterious.
( Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Fri 29 Apr 2011, 20:48,
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It's either a dramatic pause "Dumb Dumb Duuuuuuuumb!"or it's morse code.
( maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Fri 29 Apr 2011, 20:48,
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The Ellipsisian Conspiracy
(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Fri 29 Apr 2011, 20:50,
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You forgot the internet control and surveillance mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Fri 29 Apr 2011, 21:04,
archived)
Is the suggestion that we should have spent today thinking about WWIbecause that seems a bad idea.
Oh, and that's a picture of dead children, so I am going to have to make it go away. Viewing snuff should remain always optional.
(Oh, and that's a picture of dead children, so I am going to have to make it go away. Viewing snuff should remain always optional.
LordManley twitter.com/LordManley,
Fri 29 Apr 2011, 21:35,
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.......neener...neener...neener...neener...neener...neener...neener.......
atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Fri 29 Apr 2011, 19:58,
archived)
no cunt is safe (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Fri 29 Apr 2011, 20:08,
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No . . . I'm a broken record . . . No . . . I'm a broken record . . . No . . . I'm a broken record . . . No . . . I'm a broken record . . .
No . . . I'm a broken record . . . No . . . I'm a broken record . . .
No . . . I'm a broken record . . .
(No . . . I'm a broken record . . . No . . . I'm a broken record . . .
No . . . I'm a broken record . . .
Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Fri 29 Apr 2011, 20:14,
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...All my records sk- All my records sk- All my records sk-...
(
atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Fri 29 Apr 2011, 20:18,
archived)
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