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# Me Mop You Long Time
I came across this woman mopping in China. If all the lazy people in the world had one of these, we could really keep the streets clean, right?

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(, Mon 16 May 2011, 10:49, archived)
# WAIL AA POYD?
(, Mon 16 May 2011, 10:50, archived)
# Whales on Motherfucking Stilts - yay I miss that bandwagon
(, Mon 16 May 2011, 10:54, archived)
# I would just like to remind everyone that
If you don't have an iPhone, well ...

You don't have an iPhone.
(, Mon 16 May 2011, 10:59, archived)
# Oh thank fuck for that I was about to phone the Police
but then I realised I didn't have an iPhone to phone them on!
(, Mon 16 May 2011, 11:00, archived)
# I don't have an iphone
but then again I can make phone calls without loosing signal or disconnecting the call by touching the screen with my ear
(, Mon 16 May 2011, 11:01, archived)
# shit
I've been telling people about how brilliant my iPhone is for weeks now

damn
(, Mon 16 May 2011, 11:21, archived)
# I have an eye, phone and ear
(I'm a weird looking chap)
(, Mon 16 May 2011, 12:23, archived)
# oh look daily deviation on deviant art
the land of the furries
(, Mon 16 May 2011, 10:58, archived)
# yiff yiff grrrr
(, Mon 16 May 2011, 11:20, archived)
# When did "Why am I looking at your dug"
get 'a picture of' added in?

/traditionalist
(, Mon 16 May 2011, 13:09, archived)
# What have you shopped?
(, Mon 16 May 2011, 10:50, archived)
# if they were lazy they wouldn't be out cleaning the streets surely
that sounds like a pro-active person

What you want to state to make your comment more accurate and possibly funny is people who pointlessly meander about all day over smooth surfaces.
(, Mon 16 May 2011, 10:55, archived)
#
No, they are just going to get more McDonald's or something, but if they were forced to have mops attached to their scooter, they would be forced to clean at the same time.
(, Mon 16 May 2011, 10:59, archived)
# now you're talking about hungry people with bad dietary choice
also they would only clear a path too and from McDonalds.
what are you bloody on about?!
(, Mon 16 May 2011, 11:01, archived)
# what if they wanted to go to Burgerking?
(, Mon 16 May 2011, 11:03, archived)
# he didn't state that
I WANT FACTS! IT'S MONDAY MORNING DAMN IT!
(, Mon 16 May 2011, 11:04, archived)
# Facts #367:
The most sensitive part of an orangutang is not actually it's back.
(, Mon 16 May 2011, 11:07, archived)
# Lets look at the facts here
1, She has a scooter
2, It has mops
3, she also has a dustpan and brush
4, the floor looks very clean

I think we can take from this pic that she is in fact a cleaner
(, Mon 16 May 2011, 11:07, archived)
# but where are the lazy people with McDonalds requirements?!
(, Mon 16 May 2011, 11:08, archived)
# I see no evidence of said McDonalds or laziness
so here is a pic I took yesterday of the DOMO shop in manchester
(, Mon 16 May 2011, 11:11, archived)
# ARIGATO MR ROBOTO
I'm off out to town later so I'll see this.
(, Mon 16 May 2011, 12:39, archived)
#
(, Mon 16 May 2011, 14:37, archived)
# Is domo one the disguised as the blue bag on the bottom shelf?
(, Mon 16 May 2011, 12:47, archived)
# Is it sunday already
(, Mon 16 May 2011, 10:56, archived)
# hahaha, best wailaapoyd ever
(, Mon 16 May 2011, 11:00, archived)
# she looks like the sort of person who thinks "fuck it, I'll just post this on /board"
(, Mon 16 May 2011, 10:57, archived)
# the lazy bitch
(, Mon 16 May 2011, 10:58, archived)
# Yeah it's not like Airports aren't thousands of square metres
of tiled floors or nothing lazy good for nothing bitch.
(, Mon 16 May 2011, 11:00, archived)
# she might as well just sign on the dole
and sit on her arse all day
(, Mon 16 May 2011, 11:02, archived)
# mopping the floor
(, Mon 16 May 2011, 11:03, archived)
# in her tiny council house
(, Mon 16 May 2011, 11:05, archived)
#
council house cardboard box
(, Mon 16 May 2011, 11:10, archived)
# surrounded by used needles and crack pipes
(, Mon 16 May 2011, 11:12, archived)
# I hate lazy people who sit on their arses all day driving around
and call it "work"
(, Mon 16 May 2011, 11:21, archived)
# haha but the driving part is the easy part
dealing with arseholes who think all you do is sit on your arse all day driving buses is the difficult bit. I'm a PR Rep/Finance Inspector/Health & Safety Officer/Mediator/and the twat that everybody with a chip on their shoulder has to have a go at.
(, Mon 16 May 2011, 11:35, archived)
# You have more hats
than a Royal Wedding!
(, Mon 16 May 2011, 11:39, archived)
# Yeah and they keep on adding more hats to our collection
the actual title of my job is pathetically called "Single-Person Operator" because I'm responsible for anything and everything that can happen on the bus I'm driving including if there is a bomb on the bus I have to try to get everybody off and sod my own safety.
(, Mon 16 May 2011, 11:43, archived)
# "Single-Person" sounds very politically-correct
and bureaucratically verbose as opposed to "Lone" or "Solo".

(I suppose the title "Married-Person Operator" would make you a homewrecker)
(, Mon 16 May 2011, 12:23, archived)
#
(, Mon 16 May 2011, 11:15, archived)
# your about 12 hours out for this sort of thing
(, Mon 16 May 2011, 11:16, archived)
# i know
but i find a bit of gay is a good response for a bit of rp
(, Mon 16 May 2011, 11:19, archived)
#
(, Mon 16 May 2011, 11:15, archived)
# hahahahaha
*senses bandwagon*
(, Mon 16 May 2011, 11:19, archived)
# oo.. who's playing?
(, Mon 16 May 2011, 12:58, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Mon 16 May 2011, 11:21, archived)
# This is perfect for Endor and Ewoks
(, Mon 16 May 2011, 11:49, archived)
#
Thank you very much for this. I think if this woman has ever seen Star Wars... which she probably hasn't, she would be very happy about this too.
(, Mon 16 May 2011, 12:14, archived)
# 8D
(, Mon 16 May 2011, 12:22, archived)
# So they didn't have Star Wars in China then?
I suspect everybody but Mediocre* has seen Star Wars

* Either Mediocre or Riverghost one or the other who refuses to watch the films.
(, Mon 16 May 2011, 12:26, archived)
# why 'probably hasn't'?
(, Mon 16 May 2011, 12:29, archived)
# Casual Racism is Casual and Racist ;)
(, Mon 16 May 2011, 12:35, archived)
# dust mop
(, Mon 16 May 2011, 14:42, archived)
# RIS? I don't get it!
(, Mon 16 May 2011, 11:16, archived)
# vroooooooom
(, Mon 16 May 2011, 11:46, archived)
# Why am I looking at your dog?
(, Mon 16 May 2011, 13:08, archived)
[challenge entry] :(
(, Mon 16 May 2011, 10:08, archived)
# hahaha, the bastards
(, Mon 16 May 2011, 10:09, archived)
# ^ this with bells on
(, Mon 16 May 2011, 10:10, archived)
# Yes!
This!
(, Mon 16 May 2011, 10:10, archived)
# Hahaha
:)
(, Mon 16 May 2011, 10:14, archived)
# hahahahah !
(, Mon 16 May 2011, 10:28, archived)
# Hehehehe

Good morning.

Stats page reads like a strange conversation today.
(, Mon 16 May 2011, 10:32, archived)
# it always reads a little bit odd
have I really posted that much
(, Mon 16 May 2011, 10:36, archived)
# I can never remember the link
(, Mon 16 May 2011, 10:39, archived)
#
(, Mon 16 May 2011, 10:40, archived)
# thanks Mike
Ooh - just missed out on a top 30 slot
(, Mon 16 May 2011, 10:43, archived)
# wow I was totally fiending yesterday o_O
(, Mon 16 May 2011, 10:45, archived)
# D- for effort
you must try harder.

(, Mon 16 May 2011, 10:58, archived)
# anywhere else it would read like a strange conversation
here it reads kinda normal
(, Mon 16 May 2011, 10:40, archived)
# this with tubular bells on
(, Mon 16 May 2011, 10:44, archived)
# sorry but i don't get it
might be because I don't know much about church. Is it for cleaning the organ pipes or seriously what's going on? I first thought the guy was some kind of animal rapist looking at the animal's butt in panel #2 and looking up it's balls in the first panel.
(, Mon 16 May 2011, 10:38, archived)
# look more closely at the last panel especially the bell ropes
(, Mon 16 May 2011, 10:47, archived)
# the people in the bottom picture are bell ringers
the things they are holding that look like Lemur tails are the ropes that they pull to ring the bells
(, Mon 16 May 2011, 10:57, archived)
# Excellent work.
(, Mon 16 May 2011, 10:52, archived)
# ^ heh heh!
nicely
(, Mon 16 May 2011, 12:13, archived)
# fp
(, Mon 16 May 2011, 11:17, archived)
# can't believe I'm the first to come up with this
(, Mon 16 May 2011, 9:49, archived)
# :)
(, Mon 16 May 2011, 10:06, archived)
#

(, Mon 16 May 2011, 10:13, archived)
# *glees*
(, Mon 16 May 2011, 10:19, archived)
# wow even without cdc this scene is just super bizarre and weird
I feel kinda traumatized and I can imagine Kirk blowing into some bottles with "XXX" written on them. what episode is this from?
(, Mon 16 May 2011, 10:35, archived)
# There were a lot of these type of scenes in Star Trek
This might have been the one where they picked up some Space Gypsies.
(, Mon 16 May 2011, 10:49, archived)
# Bastards
(, Mon 16 May 2011, 10:38, archived)
# fucking cunts
:)
(, Mon 16 May 2011, 10:46, archived)
# rofl cant stop joking about this
after ive just watched every single kirk clip on youtube i thought i had seen it all but this beats it all
(, Mon 16 May 2011, 11:00, archived)
[challenge entry] Solar energy
(, Mon 16 May 2011, 9:48, archived)
# Love breaks the wings of a butterfly on a... hut?
(, Mon 16 May 2011, 9:49, archived)
# Looks like those bar stools came in handy, after all.
(, Mon 16 May 2011, 9:52, archived)
# Butterfly Solar Cell
I used this very idea a couple of years ago as the basis for a lie. Thank you for making it a visual reality.
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 11:23, archived)
# rejected by his wife, Clarkson tries to cosy up to the other woman
Clarkson tries to cosy up to the other woman
(, Mon 16 May 2011, 9:23, archived)
# Hahahaha
Shopped images only:P
(, Mon 16 May 2011, 9:27, archived)
# He's a total plum.
(, Mon 16 May 2011, 9:30, archived)
# but he did punch piers morgan in the face
(, Mon 16 May 2011, 9:44, archived)
# He's slightly less of a plum, then.
(, Mon 16 May 2011, 9:51, archived)
# they're like twins
(, Mon 16 May 2011, 9:33, archived)
# Hahahaha...
:D
Ning Toastie!
(, Mon 16 May 2011, 9:37, archived)
# Hahahaha
Fannytastic
(, Mon 16 May 2011, 9:46, archived)
# haha, Compo Tit!
Nice work sir
(, Mon 16 May 2011, 9:59, archived)
# Hahahaha
Is that James May in curlers?
(, Mon 16 May 2011, 10:00, archived)
# Perfect fit =)
(, Mon 16 May 2011, 10:14, archived)
# *titters*
(, Mon 16 May 2011, 10:29, archived)
# Thought I'd just pop this in here of Dominique Strauss-Kahn before someone else does it.
(, Mon 16 May 2011, 9:04, archived)
# looks nothing like her
(, Mon 16 May 2011, 9:10, archived)
# 'ningles matey.
(, Mon 16 May 2011, 9:13, archived)
# Phwooooarr!

Ningles River! :)
(, Mon 16 May 2011, 9:14, archived)
# Nothing a sturdy paperbag wouldn't fix:D
And less of this 'River' stuff. I'm not shagging the Doctor:P
(, Mon 16 May 2011, 9:15, archived)
# The lived-in look is so now.
(, Mon 16 May 2011, 9:18, archived)
# That's Winehouse on the cover of Playboy then:O
(, Mon 16 May 2011, 9:20, archived)
# *cancels subscription*
(, Mon 16 May 2011, 9:31, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 16 May 2011, 9:23, archived)
# Hee hee hee
French girl at work was telling me all about this when I got in this morning, and then I got to show her this pic :)
(, Mon 16 May 2011, 10:49, archived)
#
(, Mon 16 May 2011, 8:59, archived)
# heh :)
*click*
(, Mon 16 May 2011, 9:16, archived)
# Love a happy ending.
(, Mon 16 May 2011, 9:25, archived)
# You beat me to it...
(, Mon 16 May 2011, 9:30, archived)
# :P Mind the piss
(, Mon 16 May 2011, 9:31, archived)
# Fools seldom differ
(, Mon 16 May 2011, 9:47, archived)
# We need more of this
(, Mon 16 May 2011, 9:56, archived)
#
(, Mon 16 May 2011, 11:49, archived)
# Morning!
FLEA 11



- "click for more"
(, Mon 16 May 2011, 8:34, archived)
# *comedy trombones*
(, Mon 16 May 2011, 8:35, archived)
# That's a spangin'
Oof!
(, Mon 16 May 2011, 8:38, archived)
# I'm all out of spang pictures

so have an old one
(, Mon 16 May 2011, 8:41, archived)
# You can borrow my Smith Double Spang if you want.
(, Mon 16 May 2011, 8:45, archived)
# Gentlemen...
...start your spangpics.

I queued up cartoons until the middle of July at the weekend. There be a whole lot of spanging heading this way.
(, Mon 16 May 2011, 8:46, archived)
# Guess I better make a few more
(, Mon 16 May 2011, 8:48, archived)
# 'ningles all. I keep seeing this when watching The Great British Menu on iPlayer.


Actually I see something far worse but I think this is just SFW enough. source for derissification.

London Bashery
(, Mon 16 May 2011, 8:33, archived)
# haha morning mr Riverghost
(, Mon 16 May 2011, 8:40, archived)
# *cheerywaves*
(, Mon 16 May 2011, 8:41, archived)
# Dildo Baggins.
(, Mon 16 May 2011, 8:57, archived)
# Is it just me of does Prue Leith sound like the people Roger Rabbit would call if he got robbed?
(, Mon 16 May 2011, 9:09, archived)
# Is that her name?
I don't watch the show in question.
Also: 8D
(, Mon 16 May 2011, 9:14, archived)
# Not very good this year.
They're all meant to be drawing inspiration from people who bring people togeather with food. I don't call people who cook on camp fires at a scout camp or someone who cooks at an old people's home inspirational.
Week four so far, so 12 contestants and only one I'd consider even remotely inspirational.
(, Mon 16 May 2011, 9:18, archived)
# Happy Birthday to the original Bat Girl, Yvonne Craigas.
(, Mon 16 May 2011, 7:45, archived)
# and also...
Pierce Brosnan who can be seen here wearing birthday girl Megan Foxs Corset.


* Sorry for the shitness, I have to go to work 10 minutes ago!
(, Mon 16 May 2011, 7:50, archived)
# I also wanted to knock one out
Laurette Spang, just because of her name... Maybe tonight...
(, Mon 16 May 2011, 7:53, archived)
# I don't see what all the fuss is about Megan Fox
she looks like a right bitch
(, Mon 16 May 2011, 8:05, archived)
# Craigas?
Craig shirley
(, Mon 16 May 2011, 8:21, archived)
# Mm-mmm.
(, Mon 16 May 2011, 8:53, archived)
# WOO!
that batgirl suit made my tummy feel funny when i was a young boy.
(, Mon 16 May 2011, 11:29, archived)
# Something about this reminds me of
Pedro Hin :0
(, Mon 16 May 2011, 5:09, archived)
# Doglick.
(, Mon 16 May 2011, 8:55, archived)
# how dare you!
you must explain this
(, Mon 16 May 2011, 11:02, archived)
#
(, Mon 16 May 2011, 5:04, archived)
# 1:35
(, Mon 16 May 2011, 5:19, archived)
# I'm playing portal 2 at the moment
It's excellent.
(, Mon 16 May 2011, 6:24, archived)
#
(, Mon 16 May 2011, 6:59, archived)
#
(, Mon 16 May 2011, 7:03, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Mon 16 May 2011, 7:58, archived)
# Double Base.
(, Mon 16 May 2011, 8:47, archived)
# shirely bindun
(, Mon 16 May 2011, 3:22, archived)
# TENNIS MAN WITH BITS OF ROBOT
am I right?
(, Mon 16 May 2011, 3:39, archived)
# that's correct
(, Mon 16 May 2011, 3:40, archived)
# Hahaaa, you'd have to get up pretty early in the morning to catch me o-
oh.
(, Mon 16 May 2011, 3:46, archived)
# i think i should probably stick to seam horses and fresh bel-air ! ! pics
(, Mon 16 May 2011, 3:50, archived)
# Far from it!
Star Trek: The Next Generation / 70s tennis mash-ups are surely always welcome, whatever the time of day.
(, Mon 16 May 2011, 3:57, archived)
# yeah, i just thought i'd do something different
i seem to have lost my mojo though
(, Mon 16 May 2011, 3:58, archived)
# Chase it down!
It was last seen at the airport check-in desk, trying to get a boarding pass for the last flight to Bel-Air ! !
(, Mon 16 May 2011, 4:03, archived)
# the last flight?
i hope not
(, Mon 16 May 2011, 4:06, archived)
# Only pop music can save us now!
(, Mon 16 May 2011, 4:14, archived)
# *rocks out*
edit - *notices neighbours looking through window, quickly puts them away*
(, Mon 16 May 2011, 4:20, archived)
# more young ones
(, Mon 16 May 2011, 4:27, archived)
#
(, Mon 16 May 2011, 4:22, archived)
# ha ha! that's awesome
esome ful
(, Mon 16 May 2011, 4:26, archived)
# Oh, bugger.
I forgot to not forget the joker.
(, Mon 16 May 2011, 4:28, archived)
# (imagines jumbo jet from FRESH airlines)
(, Mon 16 May 2011, 4:08, archived)
#

Click for bigger (174 kb)

I know. I should be asleep. I got as far as bed, but couldn't sleep.
(, Mon 16 May 2011, 4:02, archived)
# cheven of nine?
*said in a sean connery accent*
(, Mon 16 May 2011, 4:04, archived)
# Parapluies?
par chance?
(, Mon 16 May 2011, 4:05, archived)
# Oh, you unpredictable livewire, you ;)
(, Mon 16 May 2011, 4:08, archived)
# Well, I did turn my computer off and go to bed.
But then I couldn't sleep so put the laptop on.
(, Mon 16 May 2011, 4:10, archived)
# Welcome home.
(, Mon 16 May 2011, 4:20, archived)
#
(, Mon 16 May 2011, 5:02, archived)
#
*ties a yellow ribbon round the old oak tree*
(, Mon 16 May 2011, 5:06, archived)
# Nicely done.
(, Mon 16 May 2011, 8:48, archived)
[challenge entry] He got teh p0wer

Oldie - not necessarily a goodie
(, Mon 16 May 2011, 2:41, archived)
# i'm not sure how this fits the compo
but it has kittens and speeder bikes, so who cares
(, Mon 16 May 2011, 3:13, archived)
# me neither
tiz all in the wording i suppose.. animals providing power or with power
(, Mon 16 May 2011, 4:35, archived)
# Ah my background scroll tutorial came in handy then may the force be with you.
I still have to put this tutorial up on the new maidenart site as soon as I have soe free time I will get about it.
(, Mon 16 May 2011, 7:24, archived)
# Sure did
Very useful indeed. And thanks for it too. There should be more like that one for useless shoppers like myself
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 6:39, archived)
# vultan for victory
(, Mon 16 May 2011, 2:00, archived)
#
People rarely notice when you post this late. But I like it :)
(, Mon 16 May 2011, 2:16, archived)
#
I really should be writing but photshop got the better of me, if I post it then maybe I can get some work done before bed.
(, Mon 16 May 2011, 2:22, archived)
# Maybe.
Or maybe you'll just be hanging around to see if anyone replies.
(, Mon 16 May 2011, 2:24, archived)
#
Ah, the internet. You know me all to well.
(, Mon 16 May 2011, 2:25, archived)
# i like it, so i'll reply
i think it's more important to reply in the gay shift as there's so few of us and we need to encourage people to post things up.
(, Mon 16 May 2011, 3:09, archived)
# YES!
we need to fight the good fight against whataver it is we're fighting against.

солидарность!
(, Mon 16 May 2011, 3:32, archived)
#
edit - ah fuck! how did you get the cyrillic type to work on here?
(, Mon 16 May 2011, 3:42, archived)
# i dunno, it just works -- I pasted it in
(, Mon 16 May 2011, 4:21, archived)
# i tried that, but it comes up as nonsense
(, Mon 16 May 2011, 8:07, archived)
# Nifty bit of Cyrillic there.
(it sort of means 'solidarity')
But yes! Let's fight against something or other!
(, Mon 16 May 2011, 3:44, archived)
# it actually means something so wonderful and beautiful
...that your people have no word for it, ARF!
(, Mon 16 May 2011, 3:48, archived)
# Don't generalise, Ped.
I don't have a 'people', as far as I know.
But I love the idea of solidarity in the face of casual, grinning cruelty. Always have, always will.
(, Mon 16 May 2011, 3:54, archived)
[challenge entry] Hamsters Rawk Again!
(, Mon 16 May 2011, 0:17, archived)
# telecaster > stratocaster
ANYONE WHO DISAGREES IS WRONG
(, Mon 16 May 2011, 1:04, archived)
# huzzah
(, Mon 16 May 2011, 1:13, archived)
# ...says the man who's just got rid of a Telecaster
(, Mon 16 May 2011, 1:16, archived)
# i was huzzahing
at the fact its popular and you are going to buy it :D
(, Mon 16 May 2011, 1:25, archived)
# You still have the chance to back out of the deal and learn to love your Tele (although that'd make at least two people pretty cross).
I bought it cos the other electric guitar I've got (a 50s Danelectro remake) is good for wussy lead stuff, reverb and slide, but all I really wanna do is bang out crunching chords.
(, Mon 16 May 2011, 1:35, archived)
# Jaguar > telecaster
just about any other guitar, to be quite frank. (Gibson SG in a close second place.)
(, Mon 16 May 2011, 9:39, archived)
# I'd forgotten about this:
(, Mon 16 May 2011, 1:58, archived)
# Aw man, you know what I ought to do with this lovely, poetic picture.
(, Mon 16 May 2011, 2:14, archived)
# Yeah, click for bigger.
btw - I was tempted to wade in earlier and suggest you change your name to P Sea Tramp.
But I mostly agreed with you and didn't want you to take offence.
I'm an awful hypocrite, though: I've posted worse than the pic in question, but still felt uncomfortable about it...
(, Mon 16 May 2011, 2:18, archived)
# I clicked for bigger.
Hmph.
Those Talk Talk records, and then the Elevators ones, aren't going to listen to themselves, y'know.
If you've got time to post cunningly-disguised unpoetic, unlovely pics here, you've got time to get on amazon and grab a few cheap compact discs.
(, Mon 16 May 2011, 2:32, archived)
# Pay?
For music?
It's an interesting idea but I can't see it taking off.
Anyway, work tomorrow so I'm outta here. Ta-ra!
(, Mon 16 May 2011, 2:38, archived)
# The last refuge of the scoundrel.
You always say this, and then suddenly pop back up an hour or so later on.
At least Smash Monkey means it when she says she's going to hit the hay.
(, Mon 16 May 2011, 2:46, archived)
# TO FUCK AND BEYOND!
WITH SCIENCE!


(, Mon 16 May 2011, 2:31, archived)
# This made me snigger.
(, Mon 16 May 2011, 2:39, archived)
# B&
(, Mon 16 May 2011, 3:35, archived)
# i like it when they smell like sprouts
(, Mon 16 May 2011, 3:46, archived)
# STOP FARTING
(, Mon 16 May 2011, 3:48, archived)
# never
i don't think my anus ever fully closes
(, Mon 16 May 2011, 4:12, archived)
#
(, Mon 16 May 2011, 2:36, archived)
# Sry. It was just there & I *just* had to do it....
For seatramp.
EDIT: was going to go for "rape a third world country in manhattan" but figured it wouldn't really be funny - having been done & all.
(, Mon 16 May 2011, 0:15, archived)
# ....
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# ....
(, Mon 16 May 2011, 0:22, archived)
# ....
(, Mon 16 May 2011, 0:22, archived)
# ...
(, Mon 16 May 2011, 0:25, archived)
# ellipsis
(, Mon 16 May 2011, 0:27, archived)
# Sexually frustrated woodlice
(, Mon 16 May 2011, 0:28, archived)
# THEY ARE INSIDE MY HEAD!
(nice ninja - now I look like a complete loon!)
(, Mon 16 May 2011, 0:29, archived)
# ....
:)
(, Mon 16 May 2011, 0:52, archived)
# Chevron repair services
bill payable in 30 days (phuckoupons accepted at par)
(, Mon 16 May 2011, 4:04, archived)
# Ho!
(, Mon 16 May 2011, 4:11, archived)
# hey!
(, Mon 16 May 2011, 2:25, archived)
# ///
(, Mon 16 May 2011, 0:30, archived)
# ....
(, Mon 16 May 2011, 0:29, archived)
# ....
(, Mon 16 May 2011, 0:28, archived)
# ....
(, Mon 16 May 2011, 0:39, archived)
# !!!
(, Mon 16 May 2011, 0:40, archived)
# how do you rape a country IN manhattan?
(, Mon 16 May 2011, 0:24, archived)
# Wouldn't be fair to say that the IMF has screwed everyone everywhere?
(, Mon 16 May 2011, 0:26, archived)
# That'd be a fair debating point.
But would you please turn the picture into a link?
Just as a gracious favour to the 99.9% of b3tans who don't think rape gags are funny?
(, Mon 16 May 2011, 0:37, archived)
# I'm sounding like an arsehole here but...
& I'm not really trying to stir shit with you tramp specifically but I didn't realise how pc b3ta had become.
Anyhoo - fxd fer you.
(, Mon 16 May 2011, 0:55, archived)
# Welcome to the limit.
(, Mon 16 May 2011, 0:55, archived)
# hahahaha
i knew it would be that.
(, Mon 16 May 2011, 0:58, archived)
# You dun good by linking it. Thanks for that.
But I really hope there isn't a crowd of b3tans thinking an objection to rape gags amounts to some easily-dismissible "PC".
It's a question of what one considers 'extreme', I suppose. I think jokes about raping women are 'extreme'.
It's nutter territory.
But you've given it some thought and withdrawn it, so that shows you're thoughtful and not a nutter.
(, Mon 16 May 2011, 1:07, archived)
# next we'll be banning fat people pics
oh...... we did that ;)

NING!
(, Mon 16 May 2011, 1:23, archived)
# 'ning.
I didn't ban the pic. I haven't got any control over b3ta.
I just asked him to link the pic, and he did so.
To his credit, cos he could've just laughed it off.
(, Mon 16 May 2011, 1:40, archived)
# i know, i'm just being an ass hat
(, Mon 16 May 2011, 3:11, archived)
# My intention was not to condone rape
more to point out the irony of a man who has been part of an organization that has royally screwed most third-world countries' economies being accused/caught for doing much the same to a maid (more than likely originally from said 3rd world country). That & it coincided with a movie poster about a maid in Manhattan.
(, Mon 16 May 2011, 1:50, archived)
# Difficult to express in a single pic, but cheers for explaining.
I suppose the trouble is that it's not easy to convey a subtle, nuanced, considered stance on the IMF's policy in a single pic and raise a laff at the same time.
(, Mon 16 May 2011, 2:12, archived)
# Hijack an airplane...
(, Mon 16 May 2011, 0:37, archived)
# Good man.
Sorry for the HEAVY MORAL thing, but thanks for that. Your reputation remains intact.
(, Mon 16 May 2011, 0:50, archived)
[challenge entry] Hamsters Rawk!
(, Sun 15 May 2011, 23:49, archived)
# Please,
stop flooding the board.
(, Sun 15 May 2011, 23:50, archived)
# LOL!
(, Sun 15 May 2011, 23:57, archived)
# YAY!
...and ummm, welcome to b3ta, you'll never leave
(, Sun 15 May 2011, 23:58, archived)
# ...and this is how they roll
(, Mon 16 May 2011, 0:06, archived)
# haha
i've never got the whole bel air meme, where and why did it start?

also: i sound retarded on the phone, sorry.
(, Mon 16 May 2011, 0:09, archived)
# I think I heard that it started in West Philadelphia
(, Mon 16 May 2011, 0:13, archived)
# on the playground
(, Mon 16 May 2011, 0:22, archived)
# where i spent most of my days
(, Mon 16 May 2011, 1:24, archived)
# What is there to get? It's pretty straightforward. And it made you say 'haha'.
no, you don't sound retarded on the phone. You just sound like you'd rather not be on the phone. Understandable; I don't really like being on the phone myself.
(, Mon 16 May 2011, 0:16, archived)
# interesting
you want the matching guitar?
(, Mon 16 May 2011, 0:12, archived)
#
(, Mon 16 May 2011, 0:12, archived)
# The more I look at this, the more amused I become.
Ended up laughing and everything.
(, Mon 16 May 2011, 0:48, archived)
#
(, Mon 16 May 2011, 0:15, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Mon 16 May 2011, 0:17, archived)
# \o/
(, Mon 16 May 2011, 0:20, archived)
# needed more freebase

(freebase is the best meme ever)
(, Mon 16 May 2011, 0:16, archived)
# NO!!!!
(, Mon 16 May 2011, 0:17, archived)
# YES!!!
(, Mon 16 May 2011, 0:18, archived)
# NEGATIVE!!!
(, Mon 16 May 2011, 0:19, archived)
# ....
(, Mon 16 May 2011, 0:21, archived)
# WORD!!!
(, Mon 16 May 2011, 0:23, archived)
# No. Of course not.
(, Mon 16 May 2011, 0:30, archived)
# DUCK SEASON!
(, Mon 16 May 2011, 0:34, archived)
# I refuse not to contradict this!!!
(, Mon 16 May 2011, 0:31, archived)
#
(, Mon 16 May 2011, 0:20, archived)
# Right, I expect a discount for that.
(, Mon 16 May 2011, 0:22, archived)
# Redeem phuckupons while supplies last!
(, Mon 16 May 2011, 0:28, archived)
# Do they go up to 11?
(, Mon 16 May 2011, 0:17, archived)
# Depends upon whether you want to risk their eyes falling out or not.
Are we talking real hamsters or virtual hamsters? Does it matter?
Search your heart.
(, Mon 16 May 2011, 0:57, archived)
[challenge entry] yea, why not
(, Sun 15 May 2011, 23:01, archived)
# with more than 3 frames
you won my heart over. even tough i dont know what its really doing there. anyways super nice work. id love to see some little puffs
(, Sun 15 May 2011, 23:04, archived)
# Giraffe is simply
truning the flywheel on that old engine, which is sitting still--but the goofy camera man keeps following the giraffe. Whatta dork :)
(, Sun 15 May 2011, 23:08, archived)
# he's just trying to turn the engine over to start it
(, Mon 16 May 2011, 0:32, archived)
# lol
(, Sun 15 May 2011, 23:08, archived)
# you should note that Puff is German for whorehouse- power puff girls...the moar you know
(, Sun 15 May 2011, 23:19, archived)
# Hurrah for bobbins animation skills...
(, Mon 16 May 2011, 0:16, archived)
#
(, Mon 16 May 2011, 0:25, archived)
# hahahha
awesome! i love all the hard work you put into that / you actually bothered to put some motion into this crap drawing. could have given you the FLA. seriously awesome shit, i love it :)
(, Mon 16 May 2011, 9:52, archived)
# The other ones cods didn't reach...
and I couldn't be bothered in moving his body nearer.
(, Mon 16 May 2011, 11:31, archived)
# POPPYCOCKS!
(, Mon 16 May 2011, 0:35, archived)
# little puffs? try here:
(, Sun 15 May 2011, 23:11, archived)
# Yeah!
(, Sun 15 May 2011, 23:08, archived)
# Is the foot making the little man run or
is the little man making the foot move?

edit: I assume the latter
(, Sun 15 May 2011, 23:15, archived)
# I probably should have used a hamster.
Edit: I hope the title of this post never gets quoted out of context.
(, Sun 15 May 2011, 23:17, archived)
# sounds like an image challenge
(, Mon 16 May 2011, 1:00, archived)
# nice giraffe!
time for bed,i think.
g'night all!
(, Sun 15 May 2011, 23:23, archived)
# nytol!
(, Sun 15 May 2011, 23:27, archived)
# you're on top form LS
:D *click* to all your wonderful animations.
(, Sun 15 May 2011, 23:30, archived)
# thankya sir
(, Mon 16 May 2011, 0:33, archived)
# good night b3ta
im knackered so i better fuck off
(, Sun 15 May 2011, 23:35, archived)

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