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# The man with the massive traction engine.
(, Sat 21 May 2011, 17:36, archived)
# Licenced to drill
(, Sat 21 May 2011, 17:40, archived)
# :D
(, Sat 21 May 2011, 17:44, archived)
# Hammer Stein !
(, Sat 21 May 2011, 17:45, archived)
# steam junkie
(, Sat 21 May 2011, 17:49, archived)
# A little dib'll do ya !
(, Sat 21 May 2011, 17:45, archived)
# Shaken, not steamed.
(, Sat 21 May 2011, 17:50, archived)
# A natural-born killer
"Drop dead Fred", they called him.
(, Sat 21 May 2011, 18:25, archived)
# Anyone for a bit of Lily Allen?
(, Sat 21 May 2011, 17:29, archived)
# Comedy account image photo . . .
(, Sat 21 May 2011, 17:44, archived)
# Meanwhile, in Australia...
(, Sat 21 May 2011, 17:28, archived)
# Another 25 mins to go here.
I do hope they are wrong, I'm going to a quiz night in a couple of hours.
(, Sat 21 May 2011, 17:36, archived)
# To quote Brian Cox:
I think we should all pretend the rapture is happening, so that when Harold Camping gets left behind later today he'll be livid.
(, Sat 21 May 2011, 17:55, archived)
# this is the best idea:
(, Sat 21 May 2011, 18:10, archived)
# I see others agree.
This pleases me :)
(, Sat 21 May 2011, 18:23, archived)
# has that doll got a dick?
(, Sat 21 May 2011, 18:56, archived)
# And so you see officer, that's why I had...
(, Sat 21 May 2011, 21:03, archived)
# I set my clock ahead and nothing happened !
(, Sat 21 May 2011, 17:41, archived)
[challenge entry] Not worth its own thread
(, Sat 21 May 2011, 17:49, archived)
# Arf!
(, Sat 21 May 2011, 18:09, archived)
# Glad you liked it
(, Sat 21 May 2011, 18:13, archived)
# It's like Gremlins; it's midnight somewhere in the world.
And let's face it, Gremlins was more feasible than this crock of shit.
(, Sat 21 May 2011, 17:49, archived)
# Gotta love the use of THREE fonts
Makes it all the more impacting.
(, Sat 21 May 2011, 18:26, archived)
# Given that they're saying the Rapture is coming
isn't it a bit odd to still make a point of promoting their website?
(, Sat 21 May 2011, 18:36, archived)
# A website which is currently down, it seems
Must be believers wanting updates and hecklers wanting to see the official response.
(, Sat 21 May 2011, 19:05, archived)
# Bladdy good programme

(, Sat 21 May 2011, 17:11, archived)
# Do not question The Rupture !
(, Sat 21 May 2011, 17:43, archived)
# Cropped work in progress


I thought it looked a bit arty like this though.
(, Sat 21 May 2011, 16:28, archived)
# frap
(, Sat 21 May 2011, 16:33, archived)
# Assuming you mean
two words condensed there, you are probably right.
(, Sat 21 May 2011, 16:40, archived)
# No, I mean
FRAP FRAP FRAP FRAP FRAP FRAP FRAP FRAP FRAP FRAP FRAP FRAP FRAP FRAP FRAP FRAP FRAP FRAP FRAP FRAP FRAP FRAP FRAP FRAP FRAP FRAP FRAP FRAP FRAP FRAP FRAP FRAP FRAP FRAP FRAP FRAP FRAP FRAP FRAP FRAP FRAP FRAP FRAP FRAP FRAP FRAP FRAP FRAP FRAP FRAP FRAP FRAP FRAP FRAP FRAP FRAP FRAP FRAP FRAP FRAP FRAP FRAP FRAP FRAP FRAP FRAP FRAP FRAP FRAP FRAP FRAP FRAP
(, Sat 21 May 2011, 16:54, archived)
# Nice crop . . . it should be an interesting harvest !
Edit :

I think that I tried to harvest too soon :



sorry . . .
(, Sat 21 May 2011, 16:45, archived)
# dammit
that is far better than the pic i was doing!
(, Sat 21 May 2011, 17:20, archived)
# Proof of your charming inspirations !
Don't stop now . . . now I'm even more intrigued !
(, Sat 21 May 2011, 17:27, archived)
# I have put the latest save
on my profile. No idea where I am going with it next though.
(, Sat 21 May 2011, 17:29, archived)
# So I see . . . nice . . . It looks like you're not going to the non-moon !
(, Sat 21 May 2011, 17:36, archived)
# The model raptured on you mid-work?
(, Sat 21 May 2011, 17:12, archived)
# I thought she was trying a Harry Worth impersonation
(, Sat 21 May 2011, 17:16, archived)
# I have a hunch
she isn't one of the chosen.
(, Sat 21 May 2011, 17:21, archived)
# o_0
Headache
(, Sat 21 May 2011, 16:05, archived)
# Nice!
Is that from... that game?... oh I forget the name...
(, Sat 21 May 2011, 16:07, archived)
# resident evil?
(, Sat 21 May 2011, 16:38, archived)
# Isn't that one of the bad guys from I am Legend?
Either way, spooky.
(, Sat 21 May 2011, 16:08, archived)
# I think you could be right...
can't remember where I got it from
(, Sat 21 May 2011, 16:10, archived)
# It's a grey child
from the SIlent Hill movie
(, Sat 21 May 2011, 16:20, archived)
# so it probbly should be a bit smaller then....
dem it :(
(, Sat 21 May 2011, 16:21, archived)
# They are a bit smaller, but not much, about 5 foot I would guess
(, Sat 21 May 2011, 16:29, archived)
# ah nice one, thanks for clearing that up, it look about reet :)
and yeah explains why the hands looked duff in the original - it was the acual suit on a manequin type thing not a model :)
(, Sat 21 May 2011, 16:31, archived)
# FUCK
(, Sat 21 May 2011, 16:10, archived)
# it's not like he could have washed his hands anyway...
(, Sat 21 May 2011, 16:10, archived)
# haha
it's a photo of a model someone made, for some reason they seemed to have given up by the time they got to the arms and hands so I had to (try and) stump them up
(, Sat 21 May 2011, 16:13, archived)
# You bastard
You just ruined a sausage roll I was in the middle of eating.

A testament to your skills. Hail the sausage roll vanquishing skills of duts.
(, Sat 21 May 2011, 16:12, archived)
# YES!
*powers*

*chomps scotch egg*
(, Sat 21 May 2011, 16:13, archived)
# lubbly
(, Sat 21 May 2011, 16:18, archived)
# good find squire, looks very cool :)
(, Sat 21 May 2011, 16:20, archived)
# I've been in loads of places but the nursery just freaked me out
(, Sat 21 May 2011, 16:21, archived)
# haven't been anywhere for ages, need to do some finding :)
(, Sat 21 May 2011, 16:22, archived)
# I intend to start heading out more
(, Sat 21 May 2011, 16:26, archived)
# most of those have gone now my friend :(
would love to check denbigh before it goes, bit of a hike though
(, Sat 21 May 2011, 16:29, archived)
# I'm trying to find somewhere with an old swimming pool
Sadly the uni didn't have one :(
(, Sat 21 May 2011, 16:32, archived)
# there's one at adel reformatory, about the only thing worth seeing there though it's proper pikey'd
Mourning breath
(, Sat 21 May 2011, 16:35, archived)
# yeah I had to evacuate a hospital a few weeks ago as it was filled with crack addicts
(, Sat 21 May 2011, 16:36, archived)
# Looks very Silent Hill indeed (with a dash of Dead Space)
I like it very much, I only wish there were as many dilapidated buildings near me :/
(, Sat 21 May 2011, 16:22, archived)
# It should tale two and call itself . . . In The Mourning !
(, Sat 21 May 2011, 16:47, archived)
# I must remember to switch off my webcam.
I is not a pretty sight, first thing in the morning/afternoon/evening.
(, Sat 21 May 2011, 16:48, archived)
# and look at the state of your bathroom
what the hell were you drinking last night?
(, Sat 21 May 2011, 16:52, archived)
# Toilet duck.
(, Sat 21 May 2011, 21:47, archived)
# I'm surprised that Holiday Inn hasn't been shut down
(, Sat 21 May 2011, 17:21, archived)
# nice:D
(, Sat 21 May 2011, 19:59, archived)
# Tactical thermonuclear Guinness arse?
(, Sat 21 May 2011, 20:36, archived)
# Kraft tried to emulate Dairylea's 'kids will do anything for the taste' ad campaign...
...with disastrous results
(, Sat 21 May 2011, 15:48, archived)
# Maybe because the Dairylea marketing guys can actually spell?
Just a thought...
(, Sat 21 May 2011, 15:52, archived)
# I misspelt it on purpose...
...honest guv
(, Sat 21 May 2011, 15:54, archived)
# Peadophilia is the love of play-do made from peas
(, Sat 21 May 2011, 16:25, archived)
# it's spelt peedofeelier
(, Sat 21 May 2011, 15:53, archived)
# nice spell check work
(, Sat 21 May 2011, 15:54, archived)
# Well it is my birthday.
Sooopah
(, Sat 21 May 2011, 15:55, archived)
# That's the last time I try to use my inferior brain.
I hope you guys can find it in your hearts to forgive me, i'll reward you with cake.
(, Sat 21 May 2011, 15:57, archived)
# suck it
(, Sat 21 May 2011, 15:59, archived)
# Present it
(, Sat 21 May 2011, 16:00, archived)
#

(, Sat 21 May 2011, 16:01, archived)
# oh my
(, Sat 21 May 2011, 16:02, archived)
# *psst*
(, Sat 21 May 2011, 16:00, archived)
# 50% isn't bad...
;)
(, Sat 21 May 2011, 16:01, archived)
# All I could be arsed to do:P
(, Sat 21 May 2011, 16:02, archived)
# Still beats mine
(, Sat 21 May 2011, 16:03, archived)
# Yes, we mustn't spend too much time on paedophiles.
Dastardly lot, they are.
(, Sat 21 May 2011, 16:03, archived)
# Post some more of your maddie pics.
(, Sat 21 May 2011, 16:04, archived)
# "pea"dophilia because you posted it more that once ;)
(, Sat 21 May 2011, 16:16, archived)
# pearoastphillia
(, Sat 21 May 2011, 16:18, archived)
# OK

:P
(, Sat 21 May 2011, 16:58, archived)
# I still have a ton of 2nd revision fighting fantasy books
I bought them because I felt nostalgic.
(, Sat 21 May 2011, 17:15, archived)
#
(, Sat 21 May 2011, 15:45, archived)
# *dances*
clever sausage :)
(, Sat 21 May 2011, 16:06, archived)
# I'll take a pack of lips now . . . two please !
(, Sat 21 May 2011, 16:48, archived)
[challenge entry] you know you would
(, Sat 21 May 2011, 15:42, archived)
# Is that Paris Hilton?
If so, I wouldn't. My cock would melt the instant it came into contact with the numerous diseases in her chuff.
(, Sat 21 May 2011, 15:43, archived)
# not paris no
i wish the nuns round here were like this tho
(, Sat 21 May 2011, 15:44, archived)
#
(, Sat 21 May 2011, 15:46, archived)
# ughh
i bet her chuff looks like the inside of a cheese n onion pasty!!
(, Sat 21 May 2011, 15:48, archived)
# Ugh.
Looks like I'm having something else for dinner now.
(, Sat 21 May 2011, 16:50, archived)
# you say "you know you would" as if someone is going to dispute it
(, Sat 21 May 2011, 17:25, archived)
# We'll have nun of that
sister sexual
(, Sun 22 May 2011, 11:58, archived)
# Really should wait until Tuesday to post this, but the world is gonna end, so fuck it.
(, Sat 21 May 2011, 15:41, archived)
# I choose Flando
(, Sat 21 May 2011, 15:43, archived)
#
(, Sat 21 May 2011, 15:45, archived)
# SPOOOOOOKY
(, Sat 21 May 2011, 16:05, archived)
# look out Pink Floyd, Jean Michel Jarre, Tomita.
Pedro is in da house
(, Sat 21 May 2011, 16:11, archived)
# i choose vibrating head girl
(, Sat 21 May 2011, 15:43, archived)
# I choose Limes
(, Sat 21 May 2011, 15:50, archived)
# nonsense! lolchairs beats them all

(, Sat 21 May 2011, 15:55, archived)
# Don'tChoose Clive.
(, Sat 21 May 2011, 15:57, archived)
# Ah...
Bollocks.
(, Sat 21 May 2011, 16:02, archived)
# I blame the Rapture

Edit: THIS IS THE WORST RAPTURE EVER
(, Sat 21 May 2011, 15:25, archived)
# well if we're going there

(, Sat 21 May 2011, 15:26, archived)
# Oh, we're going there.
(, Sat 21 May 2011, 15:28, archived)
# Hate to say it
But not only has it been done, but Sir Jimmy has
a framed copy in his house (cf Louis Theroux prog).
(, Sat 21 May 2011, 15:28, archived)
# GODDAMIT I FUCKING HATE YOU ALL
(, Sat 21 May 2011, 15:29, archived)
# END TIMES
(, Sat 21 May 2011, 15:31, archived)
# GOD I FUCKING HOPE SO
(, Sat 21 May 2011, 15:31, archived)
# Prob Bin Dun So Dun Again
(, Sat 21 May 2011, 14:08, archived)
# I love Rapture Saturdays
(, Sat 21 May 2011, 15:08, archived)
# I love the smell of bullshit in the morning.
(, Sat 21 May 2011, 15:10, archived)
# this is just the intermediate stage of the rapture
(, Sat 21 May 2011, 15:14, archived)
# Like the one in 1994?
(, Sat 21 May 2011, 15:20, archived)
# exactly
(, Sat 21 May 2011, 15:22, archived)
#
(, Sat 21 May 2011, 13:50, archived)
# that hurts

hahaa
(, Sat 21 May 2011, 13:52, archived)
# Ow!
(, Sat 21 May 2011, 13:53, archived)
# *clicked*
(, Sat 21 May 2011, 16:01, archived)
# The interior needs to be painted a nice KuriousOranj colour
:D
(, Sat 21 May 2011, 13:52, archived)
# Orannnnnnjer
(, Sat 21 May 2011, 13:55, archived)
# Too Oranjee for Crows
(, Sat 21 May 2011, 13:58, archived)
# I have to be honest
I thought jokes would be better than this after the rapture.

I also thought /board might have a nice background image, or perhaps differently coloured links.

What extremely minor differences was everyone else hoping for?
 
(, Sat 21 May 2011, 13:56, archived)
# The rapture is in progress it is affecting hummus levels only
Happy Toast may well lose his SuperPowers
(, Sat 21 May 2011, 13:59, archived)
# No more FPs for Monkeon?
GOD IS A MONSTER!
(, Sat 21 May 2011, 14:01, archived)
# In other news.
Just watching the giant steaming dog egg that is Spiderman 2. Worst. Movie. Ever.
It really is shit.
(, Sat 21 May 2011, 14:02, archived)
# It's not that bad.
Besides, as an alternative, Rear Window's on somewhere today.
(, Sat 21 May 2011, 14:48, archived)
# Can't be Worst Ever
Until you've seen Spiderman 3.
(, Sat 21 May 2011, 16:39, archived)
# Things would be different under a Cthulhu Administration
I call a vote of no confidence in this Jesus/God.
(, Sat 21 May 2011, 14:02, archived)
# what?
or maybe I'll get some
(, Sat 21 May 2011, 14:49, archived)
# I would hope for things to be 3.4% more jaunty
(, Sat 21 May 2011, 14:50, archived)
# I can understand that, it seems fair enough.
A vain hope though, as it turns out.
(, Sat 21 May 2011, 14:59, archived)
# Background music to the tune of Yanni.
In other words, hell on earth.
(, Sat 21 May 2011, 18:09, archived)
# ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooof!
(, Sat 21 May 2011, 14:48, archived)
[challenge entry] *runs
(, Sat 21 May 2011, 13:33, archived)
#
(, Sat 21 May 2011, 13:37, archived)
# *pokes head up through bunker lid....
fucksocks...WOO
(, Sat 21 May 2011, 13:39, archived)
# My own website is out of bandwidth
I did a little check. Guess it's things like this (sorted by the number of requests) :

12080 61.52% May/12/11 11:16 AM /b3ta/DeathStarPartingTheRedSea.gif
(, Sat 21 May 2011, 13:48, archived)
# You can run man, but you can't iron!
:)
(, Sat 21 May 2011, 13:41, archived)
# Iron Woman's lips are a bit sexy...
(, Sat 21 May 2011, 13:50, archived)
# this is fucking brilliant
(, Sat 21 May 2011, 16:40, archived)
#
(, Sat 21 May 2011, 20:58, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
CLICK
(, Sun 22 May 2011, 10:17, archived)
# Where's his Dinner Jacket?
(, Sun 22 May 2011, 22:49, archived)
# Due to the fact that the Earth is about to end, have this RPSOS
(, Sat 21 May 2011, 13:11, archived)
#
(, Sat 21 May 2011, 13:11, archived)
# Reflectoduck
(, Sat 21 May 2011, 13:12, archived)
# Undercoot
(, Sat 21 May 2011, 13:18, archived)
# This...
(, Sat 21 May 2011, 18:52, archived)
# Mirrormallard
(, Sat 21 May 2011, 13:21, archived)
# Doppelquacker
(, Sat 21 May 2011, 13:22, archived)
# Duplicateduck
(, Sat 21 May 2011, 13:24, archived)
# Copycoot
(, Sat 21 May 2011, 13:32, archived)
# ^ wins
(, Sat 21 May 2011, 13:45, archived)
# Or this
(, Sat 21 May 2011, 18:52, archived)
# I thought ducks didn't echo?
(, Sat 21 May 2011, 13:43, archived)
# Flipper
(, Sat 21 May 2011, 13:49, archived)
# is his really long wobbly bum shitting a big droplet of cum?
(, Sat 21 May 2011, 13:54, archived)
# Playing the Fulica atra.
(, Sat 21 May 2011, 13:29, archived)
# There's a magical kingdom that's high in potassium
It's called Banarnia.
(, Sat 21 May 2011, 13:33, archived)
# how dare you
(, Sat 21 May 2011, 14:22, archived)
# Do you remember last time he predicted a rapture?


Turned out it was just a hurricane.
(, Sat 21 May 2011, 12:48, archived)
# and 1988
NOON monkeon
(, Sat 21 May 2011, 13:12, archived)
# NOOOOOOOOOON
(, Sat 21 May 2011, 13:15, archived)
[challenge entry] Started this last night, finished off this morning.


And free innuendo! Huzzah!
(, Sat 21 May 2011, 10:49, archived)
# ha ha!!
(, Sat 21 May 2011, 10:50, archived)
# nice!
edit - ah fuck wrong reply!
(, Sat 21 May 2011, 10:54, archived)
# I wouldn't think it would take that long...
(, Sat 21 May 2011, 10:58, archived)
# Well, I started getting concepts down
I only just started animating it before. Oh, and it could have been much, much worse.
(, Sat 21 May 2011, 11:00, archived)
# that's a long stint
they call it 'edging', don't they?
(, Sat 21 May 2011, 11:08, archived)
# He'll burn out the clutch
(, Sat 21 May 2011, 12:25, archived)
# they do
;)
(, Sat 21 May 2011, 13:37, archived)
# lol
I believe in the orginal story, strangely not used by Disney, the prince woke her up by raping her.
(, Sat 21 May 2011, 12:52, archived)
# Indeed she did.
Fairytales can be such a bitch sometimes, huh?
(, Sat 21 May 2011, 13:04, archived)
# It isn't rape if it's done by a handsome prince
(, Sat 21 May 2011, 14:26, archived)
# You're right.
It's surprise sex.
(, Sat 21 May 2011, 14:33, archived)
# Sir-Prince sex?
(, Sat 21 May 2011, 15:23, archived)
# The very same.
(, Sat 21 May 2011, 16:21, archived)
# rofl
(, Sat 21 May 2011, 10:09, archived)

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