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YES! FRIDAY!
WE WON AGAIN!
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dogbomb ,
Fri 8 Jul 2011, 7:41,
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Then she watched "Whose line is it anyway?" - she likes Colin Mocharie
So are you still taking bets on which day follows Thursday? Or taking votes on "Best song of 2011"?
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Tribs ๐ฆ ↓ dn สษส sแดษฅส ↓๐ฆ ,
Fri 8 Jul 2011, 7:55,
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Two fleas, one coffee cup?
Woo! and NING DBSorry to post above you again... these are taking longer and longer to pull off.
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Fri 8 Jul 2011, 8:01,
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pfft
you said pull off....
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camp freddy well, would you look at that! ,
Fri 8 Jul 2011, 8:29,
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I know!
With his VAG CREAMS and "Knocking one out" and "pulling them off" he's soooooo rude!
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Michael Ellis contributes nothing ,
Fri 8 Jul 2011, 8:58,
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mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส ,
Fri 8 Jul 2011, 6:46,
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Lovely...
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Fri 8 Jul 2011, 6:51,
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Mmm, flamegrilled pigeon
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Tribs ๐ฆ ↓ dn สษส sแดษฅส ↓๐ฆ ,
Fri 8 Jul 2011, 7:57,
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Fantastic!
I believe this series should be marketed as 'Mini Crow Time'probably
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printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's ,
Fri 8 Jul 2011, 8:31,
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Yeah you other birds can all fuck off ashally
I love it when they get territorial. There's this particular kind of showing-off run they do with the body held horizontal, which looks like they're threatening to ram you with their beaks.
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_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences ,
Fri 8 Jul 2011, 8:55,
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RAAAAH!
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Michael Ellis contributes nothing ,
Fri 8 Jul 2011, 8:59,
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2-Stroke Powered Retractable Dog Leash
(not recommended for small dogs)
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LS18 ,
Fri 8 Jul 2011, 5:45,
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Haha
Keeping dogs neat and tidy and out of the way
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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition ,
Fri 8 Jul 2011, 18:34,
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not exactly flawed, just inefficient
--won't cut down trees, but if you fuck enough holes in one, it will fall down.
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LS18 ,
Fri 8 Jul 2011, 4:24,
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Industrial Strength Fun :D
Might as well pop a pea for the compo here, if you don't object too much ;)
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience ,
Fri 8 Jul 2011, 4:31,
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no objection here
I love being introduced to energy-saving devices :)
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LS18 ,
Fri 8 Jul 2011, 4:41,
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This has got to be a wind-up
Looking at the threaded shaft, I think you'd be in more danger than pubic entanglement if you stopped the key turning - the dildo would act like a self-tapper and not stop until it reached the arse-end of nowhere.
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Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample. ,
Fri 8 Jul 2011, 8:18,
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Bonus points
for designing something that actually exists .
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.Yeti. ,
Fri 8 Jul 2011, 11:36,
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:D pity his poor wife
uhhhuuHHHHH? Gives new meaning to "Tool Time"
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LS18 ,
Fri 8 Jul 2011, 4:58,
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:)
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Tribs ๐ฆ ↓ dn สษส sแดษฅส ↓๐ฆ ,
Fri 8 Jul 2011, 7:58,
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Marketed as the Wood-Pecker
I'm here all week. Try the veal.
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Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample. ,
Fri 8 Jul 2011, 8:19,
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:)
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LS18 ,
Fri 8 Jul 2011, 8:24,
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a fucksaw!
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Spunky McPunk not dead yet ,
Fri 8 Jul 2011, 8:52,
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Stihldo?
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Mackeson_drinker ,
Wed 13 Jul 2011, 21:47,
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Safety Noose
(that's a goooood girl)
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LS18 ,
Fri 8 Jul 2011, 3:44,
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ouch :)
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LS18 ,
Fri 8 Jul 2011, 4:07,
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STICK TO THE CENTRE OF THE HALLWAY AS THE SIDES ARE FULL OF SICK
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Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching ,
Fri 8 Jul 2011, 4:18,
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JUST FOLLOW THE LASER EYES. DO NOT LOOK INTO THE LASER EYES.
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mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส ,
Fri 8 Jul 2011, 5:02,
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I think it's the Saddam Hussein model, but yea
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LS18 ,
Fri 8 Jul 2011, 4:07,
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YAWwwwnnnnn...
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Fri 8 Jul 2011, 3:13,
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ahh, yes!
I was thinking of a Nyan-Hoedown mashup as well. I dont have the skills, but would love to see something like that
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Fri 8 Jul 2011, 9:01,
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mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส ,
Fri 8 Jul 2011, 5:16,
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!!!
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mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส ,
Fri 8 Jul 2011, 5:32,
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The Chopper™ Ejector Seat worked just fine in ground testing. However ...
Click for big
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Brian O'Blivion contains hazardous material ,
Fri 8 Jul 2011, 1:15,
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More military cuts!
Nicely :)
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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm ,
Fri 8 Jul 2011, 1:21,
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hahahaha superb :)
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h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.. ,
Fri 8 Jul 2011, 1:55,
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hahahaha
nicely :D
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FIEND ,
Fri 8 Jul 2011, 2:00,
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Actually...
There are forms of ejector seat for helicopters...en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ejection_seat#Other_aircraft
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Tribs ๐ฆ ↓ dn สษส sแดษฅส ↓๐ฆ ,
Fri 8 Jul 2011, 8:00,
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Thanks
I thought they existed.
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SpangleDangle >->)))'> ,
Fri 8 Jul 2011, 9:35,
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I love how the helicopter
is doing the bulgy eyes thing
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ms ,
Sun 10 Jul 2011, 21:32,
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oops
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hreqz ,
Fri 8 Jul 2011, 0:38,
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Testicles just for you ,
Fri 8 Jul 2011, 0:32,
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Quite.
I'm fairly exhausted by defending my profession from the opprobium aimed correctly at these fuckers. But hey, I'm here now. If anyone has a question.
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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace ,
Fri 8 Jul 2011, 1:07,
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Why is the NOTW the only newspaper brought down by the phone "hacking" scandal?
Most of us know that this practice was widespread amongst investigative journalists. Personally I'd rather see The Daily Mail dead.
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Shlvng ,
Fri 8 Jul 2011, 1:46,
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Give it time. There's plenty of dirty laundry to come out yet.
I imagine other papers won't emerge from this with clean hands either. Now the cat's out of the bag, it's as if a cat has suddenly emerged from a bag. After being kept in a bag for a very long time.
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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace ,
Fri 8 Jul 2011, 1:59,
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Thanks for my new favourite word : opprobium.
I shall use it often.
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Shlvng ,
Fri 8 Jul 2011, 2:14,
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And it's not even a swear!
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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace ,
Fri 8 Jul 2011, 2:18,
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It was good for a laugh in traffic today.
News on the radio of NoW's fate was accompanied by someone saying "168 years of tradition. . ." I didn't hear the rest as I laughed "yeah, they said something similar about Barings Bank, too." No questions yet, but I would not be surprised if you are preparing an entry for this QOTW.
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Felis Concolor ,
Fri 8 Jul 2011, 3:22,
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"Say cheese..." "MNNNNGGGGGHHHH!"
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- D - SharkTrousers ,
Fri 8 Jul 2011, 0:27,
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thats one happy family!
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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong ,
Fri 8 Jul 2011, 0:35,
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Ohhh Gawd!!!
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Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be. ,
Fri 8 Jul 2011, 7:52,
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hahaha
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FIEND ,
Fri 8 Jul 2011, 0:47,
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whoa!
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- D - SharkTrousers ,
Fri 8 Jul 2011, 0:50,
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That dog's been at the plutonium again
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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm ,
Fri 8 Jul 2011, 1:33,
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Oh shit AAAAAARGH!
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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron ,
Fri 8 Jul 2011, 0:48,
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Klingon krutch katastrophe
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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong ,
Fri 8 Jul 2011, 0:21,
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Couldn't these be marketed
as armpit hair trimmers?
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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm ,
Fri 8 Jul 2011, 0:35,
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New from JML!
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- D - SharkTrousers ,
Fri 8 Jul 2011, 0:36,
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they'll trim more than your armpit hair if you put all of your weight on them.
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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong ,
Fri 8 Jul 2011, 0:36,
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Weeeeell,
limbs, armpit hair, it's all the same at the end of the day, isn't it?
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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace ,
Fri 8 Jul 2011, 2:11,
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hahaha
ouch
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FIEND ,
Fri 8 Jul 2011, 0:36,
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Cut along the dotted line ---
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Steelrat The thief of bad gags. ,
Fri 8 Jul 2011, 0:18,
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Pfft
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Fri 8 Jul 2011, 0:23,
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In response to the gaz, pfft is a GOOD reply.
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Fri 8 Jul 2011, 0:28,
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Ha ha fuck!
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation..." ,
Fri 8 Jul 2011, 0:25,
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Milton Jones.
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Testicles just for you ,
Fri 8 Jul 2011, 0:33,
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yep
and yep
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Steelrat The thief of bad gags. ,
Fri 8 Jul 2011, 1:25,
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watch
mock the week perchance?
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FIEND ,
Fri 8 Jul 2011, 0:37,
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^This!
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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright? ,
Fri 8 Jul 2011, 1:04,
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This is ace
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Letum Your Ad here £2.40 ,
Fri 8 Jul 2011, 1:47,
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Political correctness gone mad
as cartoon strips go, this is a winner!Click for bigger (79 kb)
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tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!! ,
Thu 7 Jul 2011, 23:55,
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hahahahaha
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FIEND ,
Thu 7 Jul 2011, 23:56,
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Lololololololololololololololololmockingmuslims'deeplyheldreligousbeliefsololololololololololololol
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Thu 7 Jul 2011, 23:59,
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Ha ha ha ha! I remember this one!
When he did the thing and then thingy came along and ha ha ha ha ha ha!
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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron ,
Fri 8 Jul 2011, 0:00,
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Oh that mohammed
what crazy situations will he encounter next week? *click*
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Heaping Spoonful of sugar ,
Fri 8 Jul 2011, 0:03,
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I do think it should become a weekly strip, it's a lazy easy laugh for me.....
And one my photoshopping skills can cope with!
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tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!! ,
Fri 8 Jul 2011, 0:25,
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Sorry, but I had to dump this thing somewhere.
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cowcat Bituminous squeegee ,
Fri 8 Jul 2011, 0:04,
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I hope nothing sexy happens!
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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong ,
Fri 8 Jul 2011, 0:06,
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Yay! Irreverent cartoon time!
Have a pea...
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Puromycin is still licking windows ,
Fri 8 Jul 2011, 0:15,
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*hops on board*
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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron ,
Fri 8 Jul 2011, 0:17,
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I remember this one from The Beano
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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm ,
Fri 8 Jul 2011, 0:18,
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That's where I got these too.
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Puromycin is still licking windows ,
Fri 8 Jul 2011, 0:27,
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I shamefully say, woo!
Far better than the drab pc shit we all have to endure in "real" life.
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cowcat Bituminous squeegee ,
Fri 8 Jul 2011, 0:31,
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Hahaha!!
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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm ,
Fri 8 Jul 2011, 0:33,
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hahahahaha
they are very sick.... but in a good way
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tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!! ,
Fri 8 Jul 2011, 0:36,
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Does anyone remember the Dilbert Hole?
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flake has nothing against your right leg ,
Sun 10 Jul 2011, 12:54,
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toster & knife rack
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Steelrat The thief of bad gags. ,
Thu 7 Jul 2011, 23:54,
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*click*
Sorry, was struggeling with uploading as you posted or mine would have popped in under.
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tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!! ,
Thu 7 Jul 2011, 23:56,
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Tost
made of bred :)
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Bluntphilly trying to loose wait ,
Thu 7 Jul 2011, 23:56,
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not really comp-worthy
but wtf
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LS18 ,
Thu 7 Jul 2011, 23:50,
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oh ffs
hahaha
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FIEND ,
Thu 7 Jul 2011, 23:51,
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he's such a card!
and now i'm off to bed before i puke on my keyboard. g'night all!
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Thu 7 Jul 2011, 23:52,
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nite nite
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LS18 ,
Thu 7 Jul 2011, 23:53,
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g'night
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector. ,
Thu 7 Jul 2011, 23:57,
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'night smaaaaaaaaaaaaaash
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ClanSoul ,
Fri 8 Jul 2011, 0:00,
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He should have used a spade to dig the road... oh wait...
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience ,
Thu 7 Jul 2011, 23:54,
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hahaffffffffft
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LS18 ,
Thu 7 Jul 2011, 23:55,
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Racist
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tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!! ,
Thu 7 Jul 2011, 23:56,
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^This
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herman:D ,
Fri 8 Jul 2011, 0:00,
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Hahaha,
ace!
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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm ,
Fri 8 Jul 2011, 0:05,
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for pob..
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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier. ,
Thu 7 Jul 2011, 23:30,
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this is far funnier than it should be
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Thu 7 Jul 2011, 23:30,
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^this
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector. ,
Thu 7 Jul 2011, 23:32,
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HA HA HA HA HA!
Not seen Angry Kid in a long time. All I've been stuck with tonight is Mock the Week and it wasn't really that funny. Because of Jack Shitehawk.
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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron ,
Thu 7 Jul 2011, 23:33,
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Question time was funnier tonight.
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tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!! ,
Thu 7 Jul 2011, 23:35,
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I bet it was. Damn have I missed out.
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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron ,
Thu 7 Jul 2011, 23:37,
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the guy who does the terrible impressions with the long scraggy hair
is DIRE and I have no idea why they bring him on that show.
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FIEND ,
Thu 7 Jul 2011, 23:36,
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Micky Flanagan?
To be quite honest the one who pisses me off most is Andy Parsons... crowd pleasing boring unfunny tosser.
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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron ,
Thu 7 Jul 2011, 23:39,
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Pleaser?
I can agree with the rest.
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clockworkrat has nice pants ,
Thu 7 Jul 2011, 23:41,
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Aaaaand fixed :D
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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron ,
Thu 7 Jul 2011, 23:45,
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erm
usually we wait till our previous posts are 'off the main board' and what's stopping you posting this as a reply to the 100000000 other notw posts? taa
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FIEND ,
Thu 7 Jul 2011, 23:35,
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Shall we organise a firing squad?
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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm ,
Thu 7 Jul 2011, 23:37,
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yes
yes we should
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FIEND ,
Thu 7 Jul 2011, 23:39,
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Water pistols only,
I hate violence.
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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm ,
Thu 7 Jul 2011, 23:40,
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i fucking love violence
i say hammers only.
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FIEND ,
Thu 7 Jul 2011, 23:42,
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You a Millwall fan?
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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm ,
Thu 7 Jul 2011, 23:44,
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no football is shit
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FIEND ,
Thu 7 Jul 2011, 23:46,
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I agree,
no football is shit, roll on August :P
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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm ,
Thu 7 Jul 2011, 23:50,
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i think he meant you.
hehehehe
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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier. ,
Fri 8 Jul 2011, 0:04,
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No, we don't.
That's never been a rule.
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Fri 8 Jul 2011, 0:10,
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spot
on
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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier. ,
Fri 8 Jul 2011, 0:38,
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Hahahah!!
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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm ,
Thu 7 Jul 2011, 23:36,
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Hahah
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herman:D ,
Thu 7 Jul 2011, 23:37,
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Rob?
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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong ,
Fri 8 Jul 2011, 0:07,
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haha!
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- D - SharkTrousers ,
Fri 8 Jul 2011, 0:22,
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Most hated? You still would.
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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier. ,
Thu 7 Jul 2011, 23:16,
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Hahaha,
looks like a reject from an 80's hair metal band.
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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm ,
Thu 7 Jul 2011, 23:18,
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You might wanna...
... or you'll get us all in trouble.
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mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส ,
Thu 7 Jul 2011, 23:26,
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hahahaha
class!
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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier. ,
Thu 7 Jul 2011, 23:30,
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probably
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Thu 7 Jul 2011, 23:28,
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invisible fly-on-nose
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector. ,
Thu 7 Jul 2011, 23:32,
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:D
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herman:D ,
Thu 7 Jul 2011, 23:38,
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Hahahaha!
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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm ,
Thu 7 Jul 2011, 23:39,
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I knew that stupid fucking hair looked familiar....
Yes. He's a seam bowler.
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joe is troubled Got all married and teh stuffs ,
Thu 7 Jul 2011, 23:13,
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i love
crayon-art
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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier. ,
Thu 7 Jul 2011, 23:15,
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You saved yourself with the seam bowler line
;)
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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm ,
Thu 7 Jul 2011, 23:19,
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Puromycin is still licking windows ,
Thu 7 Jul 2011, 23:01,
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shit-splitter special
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Thu 7 Jul 2011, 23:03,
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good thought--
center needs to be razor sharp, for a clean splittage
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LS18 ,
Thu 7 Jul 2011, 23:08,
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>.<
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Thu 7 Jul 2011, 23:25,
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Dump Disector.
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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm ,
Thu 7 Jul 2011, 23:12,
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Ahahahaha brilliant!
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector. ,
Thu 7 Jul 2011, 23:13,
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HA!
My drink just went everywhere when I (Finally) got it. Huge Woos
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Letum Your Ad here £2.40 ,
Thu 7 Jul 2011, 23:16,
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I wroted one of them Self-Help books ...
... but the Publisher done tole me it was Flawed. I dunno what he meaned!
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bnt what, me worry? ,
Thu 7 Jul 2011, 23:19,
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Hahaha
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mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส ,
Thu 7 Jul 2011, 23:29,
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ahahahaha
the name is fantastic. But this could be useful for chernobyl survivors? *feels bad*
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FIEND ,
Thu 7 Jul 2011, 23:55,
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Mommy, I want a Kumfidump!
Haha.
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cowcat Bituminous squeegee ,
Fri 8 Jul 2011, 0:03,
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yay for impractical toilet seats!
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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong ,
Fri 8 Jul 2011, 0:08,
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Splendid!
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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango ,
Fri 8 Jul 2011, 9:55,
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that would go wonderfully with this
/pea
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gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd ,
Fri 8 Jul 2011, 13:54,
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