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# YES! FRIDAY!
WE WON AGAIN!

(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 7:41, archived)
# Then she watched "Whose line is it anyway?" - she likes Colin Mocharie
So are you still taking bets on which day follows Thursday? Or taking votes on "Best song of 2011"?
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 7:55, archived)
# Two fleas, one coffee cup?
Woo! and NING DB

Sorry to post above you again... these are taking longer and longer to pull off.
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 8:01, archived)
# pfft
you said pull off....
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 8:29, archived)
# I know!
With his VAG CREAMS and "Knocking one out" and "pulling them off" he's soooooo rude!
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 8:58, archived)
#
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 6:46, archived)
# Lovely...
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 6:51, archived)
# Mmm, flamegrilled pigeon
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 7:57, archived)
# Fantastic!
I believe this series should be marketed as 'Mini Crow Time'




probably
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 8:31, archived)
# Yeah you other birds can all fuck off ashally
I love it when they get territorial. There's this particular kind of showing-off run they do with the body held horizontal, which looks like they're threatening to ram you with their beaks.
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 8:55, archived)
# RAAAAH!
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 8:59, archived)
[challenge entry] 2-Stroke Powered Retractable Dog Leash
(not recommended for small dogs)

(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 5:45, archived)
# Haha
Keeping dogs neat and tidy and out of the way
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 18:34, archived)
[challenge entry] not exactly flawed, just inefficient
--won't cut down trees, but if you fuck enough holes in one, it will fall down.

(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 4:24, archived)
[challenge entry] Industrial Strength Fun :D


Might as well pop a pea for the compo here, if you don't object too much ;)
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 4:31, archived)
# no objection here
I love being introduced to energy-saving devices :)
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 4:41, archived)
# This has got to be a wind-up
Looking at the threaded shaft, I think you'd be in more danger than pubic entanglement if you stopped the key turning - the dildo would act like a self-tapper and not stop until it reached the arse-end of nowhere.
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 8:18, archived)
# Bonus points
for designing something that actually exists.
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 11:36, archived)
# now that's a Tim Allen dildo that one
 
MORE POWER, AUGH AUGH OOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHH
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 4:43, archived)
# :D pity his poor wife
uhhhuuHHHHH? Gives new meaning to "Tool Time"
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 4:58, archived)
# not for his wife, for him.
 
unless you mean poor wife as in she has to rev it up and put it in him, twice a night
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 5:04, archived)
# :)
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 7:58, archived)
# Marketed as the Wood-Pecker
I'm here all week. Try the veal.
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 8:19, archived)
# :)
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 8:24, archived)
# a fucksaw!
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 8:52, archived)
# Stihldo?
(, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 21:47, archived)
[challenge entry] Safety Noose
(that's a goooood girl)
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 3:44, archived)
# as endorsed by David Carradine
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 3:58, archived)
# HOWEVER IT IS GOOD TO BE SAFE IN THESE TRYING TIMES
 

 
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 3:59, archived)
# ouch :)
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 4:07, archived)
# EVERYTHING IS QUITE SAFE, THE BUILDING IS ONLY A LITTLE BIT ON FIRE, TAKE YOUR TIME
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 4:15, archived)
# STICK TO THE CENTRE OF THE HALLWAY AS THE SIDES ARE FULL OF SICK
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 4:18, archived)
# JUST FOLLOW THE LASER EYES. DO NOT LOOK INTO THE LASER EYES.
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 5:02, archived)
# I think it's the Saddam Hussein model, but yea
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 4:07, archived)
# YAWwwwnnnnn...
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 3:13, archived)
# hurrrrr
 


sonofabitch, this one's from 2003
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 3:27, archived)
# and Pedro, further to our discussion yesterday
www.youtube.com/watch?v=aUD5xf3TKJ8

you're right, it's not the same tune at all, though there is a resemblance.
I took the most nyan-y bits and chopped them around.. may make a proper nyan mash over the weekend

also I need to figure out how to loop animated gifs into a movie format, that One True Media slideshow thing was bullshit
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 4:14, archived)
# ahh, yes!
I was thinking of a Nyan-Hoedown mashup as well. I dont have the skills, but would love to see something like that
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 9:01, archived)
#
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 5:16, archived)
# ahhhahhhahhah
 
that's almost as bad as the time you had the internet over to dinner
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 5:22, archived)
# !!!
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 5:32, archived)
# YA RLY!
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 5:35, archived)
[challenge entry] The Chopper™ Ejector Seat worked just fine in ground testing. However ...

Click for big
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 1:15, archived)
# More military cuts!
Nicely :)
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 1:21, archived)
# hahahaha superb :)
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 1:55, archived)
# hahahaha
nicely :D
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 2:00, archived)
# Actually...
There are forms of ejector seat for helicopters...

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ejection_seat#Other_aircraft
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 8:00, archived)
# Thanks
I thought they existed.
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 9:35, archived)
# I love how the helicopter
is doing the bulgy eyes thing
(, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 21:32, archived)
[challenge entry] oops
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 0:38, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 0:32, archived)
# Quite.
I'm fairly exhausted by defending my profession from the opprobium aimed correctly at these fuckers.
But hey, I'm here now. If anyone has a question.
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 1:07, archived)
# Why is the NOTW the only newspaper brought down by the phone "hacking" scandal?
Most of us know that this practice was widespread amongst investigative journalists. Personally I'd rather see The Daily Mail dead.
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 1:46, archived)
# Give it time. There's plenty of dirty laundry to come out yet.
I imagine other papers won't emerge from this with clean hands either.
Now the cat's out of the bag, it's as if a cat has suddenly emerged from a bag. After being kept in a bag for a very long time.
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 1:59, archived)
# Thanks for my new favourite word : opprobium.
I shall use it often.
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 2:14, archived)
# And it's not even a swear!
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 2:18, archived)
# It was good for a laugh in traffic today.
News on the radio of NoW's fate was accompanied by someone saying "168 years of tradition. . ." I didn't hear the rest as I laughed "yeah, they said something similar about Barings Bank, too."

No questions yet, but I would not be surprised if you are preparing an entry for this QOTW.
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 3:22, archived)
# "Say cheese..." "MNNNNGGGGGHHHH!"
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 0:27, archived)
# thats one happy family!
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 0:35, archived)
# Ohhh Gawd!!!
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 7:52, archived)
# hahaha
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 0:47, archived)
# whoa!
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 0:50, archived)
# That dog's been at the plutonium again
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 1:33, archived)
# Oh shit AAAAAARGH!
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 0:48, archived)
[challenge entry] Klingon krutch katastrophe
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 0:21, archived)
# Couldn't these be marketed
as armpit hair trimmers?
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 0:35, archived)
# New from JML!
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 0:36, archived)
# they'll trim more than your armpit hair if you put all of your weight on them.
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 0:36, archived)
# Weeeeell,
limbs, armpit hair, it's all the same at the end of the day, isn't it?
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 2:11, archived)
# hahaha
ouch
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 0:36, archived)
# Cut along the dotted line ---
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 0:18, archived)
# Pfft
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 0:23, archived)
# In response to the gaz, pfft is a GOOD reply.
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 0:28, archived)
# Ha ha fuck!
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 0:25, archived)
# Milton Jones.
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 0:33, archived)
# yep
and yep
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 1:25, archived)
# watch
mock the week perchance?
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 0:37, archived)
# ^This!
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 1:04, archived)
# This is ace
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 1:47, archived)
[challenge entry] Political correctness gone mad
as cartoon strips go, this is a winner!

Click for bigger (79 kb)

(, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 23:55, archived)
# hahahahaha
(, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 23:56, archived)
# Lololololololololololololololololmockingmuslims'deeplyheldreligousbeliefsololololololololololololol
(, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 23:59, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha! I remember this one!
When he did the thing and then thingy came along and ha ha ha ha ha ha!
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 0:00, archived)
# Oh that mohammed
what crazy situations will he encounter next week?

*click*
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 0:03, archived)
# I do think it should become a weekly strip, it's a lazy easy laugh for me.....
And one my photoshopping skills can cope with!
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 0:25, archived)
# Sorry, but I had to dump this thing somewhere.
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 0:04, archived)
# I hope nothing sexy happens!
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 0:06, archived)
# Yay! Irreverent cartoon time!
Have a pea...
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 0:15, archived)
# *hops on board*
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 0:17, archived)
# I remember this one from The Beano
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 0:18, archived)
# That's where I got these too.




(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 0:27, archived)
# I shamefully say, woo!
Far better than the drab pc shit we all have to endure in "real" life.
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 0:31, archived)
# Hahaha!!
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 0:33, archived)
# hahahahaha
they are very sick.... but in a good way
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 0:36, archived)
# Does anyone remember the Dilbert Hole?
www.anus.com/etc/dh/

(probably NSFW)
(, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 12:54, archived)
[challenge entry] toster & knife rack
(, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 23:54, archived)
# *click*
Sorry, was struggeling with uploading as you posted or mine would have popped in under.
(, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 23:56, archived)
# Tost
made of bred :)
(, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 23:56, archived)
# that seems an excellent idea, I'm always running out of bench space
 
WOO
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 0:41, archived)
[challenge entry] not really comp-worthy
but wtf

(, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 23:50, archived)
# oh ffs
hahaha
(, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 23:51, archived)
# he's such a card!
and now i'm off to bed before i puke on my keyboard.
g'night all!
(, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 23:52, archived)
# nite nite
(, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 23:53, archived)
# g'night
(, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 23:57, archived)
# 'night smaaaaaaaaaaaaaash
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 0:00, archived)
# He should have used a spade to dig the road... oh wait...
(, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 23:54, archived)
# hahaffffffffft
(, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 23:55, archived)
# Racist
(, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 23:56, archived)
# ^This
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 0:00, archived)
# Hahaha,
ace!
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 0:05, archived)
# for pob..

(, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 23:30, archived)
# this is far funnier than it should be
(, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 23:30, archived)
# ^this
(, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 23:32, archived)
# HA HA HA HA HA!
Not seen Angry Kid in a long time.

All I've been stuck with tonight is Mock the Week and it wasn't really that funny.

Because of Jack Shitehawk.
(, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 23:33, archived)
# Question time was funnier tonight.
(, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 23:35, archived)
# I bet it was. Damn have I missed out.
(, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 23:37, archived)
# the guy who does the terrible impressions with the long scraggy hair
is DIRE and I have no idea why they bring him on that show.
(, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 23:36, archived)
# Micky Flanagan?
To be quite honest the one who pisses me off most is Andy Parsons... crowd pleasing boring unfunny tosser.
(, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 23:39, archived)
# Pleaser?
I can agree with the rest.
(, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 23:41, archived)
# Aaaaand fixed :D
(, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 23:45, archived)
# erm
usually we wait till our previous posts are 'off the main board' and what's stopping you posting this as a reply to the 100000000 other notw posts? taa
(, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 23:35, archived)
# Shall we organise a firing squad?
(, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 23:37, archived)
# yes
yes we should
(, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 23:39, archived)
# Water pistols only,
I hate violence.
(, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 23:40, archived)
# i fucking love violence
i say hammers only.
(, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 23:42, archived)
# You a Millwall fan?
(, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 23:44, archived)
# no football is shit
(, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 23:46, archived)
# I agree,
no football is shit, roll on August :P
(, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 23:50, archived)
# i think he meant you.
hehehehe
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 0:04, archived)
# No, we don't.
That's never been a rule.
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 0:10, archived)
# spot
on
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 0:38, archived)
# Hahahah!!
(, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 23:36, archived)
# Rob?
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 0:07, archived)
# haha!
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 0:22, archived)
# Most hated? You still would.
(, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 23:16, archived)
# Hahaha,
looks like a reject from an 80's hair metal band.
(, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 23:18, archived)
# You might wanna...

... or you'll get us all in trouble.
(, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 23:26, archived)
# hahahaha
class!
(, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 23:30, archived)
# probably
(, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 23:28, archived)
# invisible fly-on-nose
(, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 23:32, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 23:38, archived)
# Hahahaha!
(, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 23:39, archived)
# I knew that stupid fucking hair looked familiar....


Yes. He's a seam bowler.
(, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 23:13, archived)
# i love
crayon-art
(, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 23:15, archived)
# You saved yourself with the seam bowler line
;)
(, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 23:19, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 23:01, archived)
# shit-splitter special
(, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 23:03, archived)
# good thought--
center needs to be razor sharp, for a clean splittage
(, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 23:08, archived)
# >.<
(, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 23:25, archived)
# Dump Disector.
(, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 23:12, archived)
# Ahahahaha brilliant!
(, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 23:13, archived)
# HA!
My drink just went everywhere when I (Finally) got it.
Huge Woos
(, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 23:16, archived)
[challenge entry] I wroted one of them Self-Help books ...
... but the Publisher done tole me it was Flawed. I dunno what he meaned!

(, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 23:19, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 23:29, archived)
# ahahahaha
the name is fantastic. But this could be useful for chernobyl survivors? *feels bad*
(, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 23:55, archived)
# Mommy, I want a Kumfidump!
Haha.
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 0:03, archived)
# yay for impractical toilet seats!

(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 0:08, archived)
# Splendid!
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 9:55, archived)
# that would go wonderfully with this


/pea
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 13:54, archived)

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