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[challenge entry] Look out, it's the fuzz!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 12:55, archived)
# owlo owlo owlo
woo
: )
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 13:03, archived)
# The p-owl-ice!
They'll enforce the (c)law.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 13:08, archived)
# Whoop! Whoop!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 13:23, archived)
# lovely
some cracking entries so far
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 13:23, archived)
# :D
www.youtube.com/watch?v=1M8vei3L0L8
(herman:D, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 13:55, archived)
# hahaha
the expression is truly terrifying
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 15:37, archived)
[challenge entry]
(herman:D, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 12:33, archived)
# Anti - A vagabond device
Ill buy 3
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 12:36, archived)
# Why's it always raining in yo-
Oh wait.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 12:38, archived)
# Brolly good indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 12:42, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 13:23, archived)
# a-huh-a-huh-a-huh-a-huh-a-huh-a-huh-
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 13:23, archived)
# haha love it
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 13:52, archived)
# Messing around creating furries
(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 12:05, archived)
# I just hope your pets are okay
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 12:07, archived)
#
b3ta.com/links/641259
(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 12:20, archived)
# I believe your offspring will yiff nicely
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 12:47, archived)
# OwO
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 12:08, archived)
# thats not a furry
its bloodrayne with cat ears and a respirator

It doesnt instil fear in me like furries do
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 12:10, archived)
# Wait until she starts singing
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 12:14, archived)
#
she it?
(macroscian (1 like), Sat 23 Jul 2011, 12:27, archived)
# Mmm
Yiff for you then
(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 12:14, archived)
# Fucking hell.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Sat 23 Jul 2011, 12:24, archived)
# :-(
FEAR INSTALLING}}}}}}}}}}}
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 12:27, archived)
# DO NOT WANT :(
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 12:34, archived)
# I really don't get what is up with people and their furries.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 12:48, archived)
# ^this.
A furry is typically an animal/human hybrid, like this.

(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 12:14, archived)
# Here we have a humanoid with the skin and selected external organs of a fox
you very rarely see it the other way round, e.g. a fox-shaped fox with human skin and human ears and so on.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 12:22, archived)
# That really doesn't bear thinking about.
What would they be called? Skinnys?
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 12:28, archived)
# Seems the natural name, although google says the term is already in use to refer to "diabetic socks"
I don't even know why anybody would want their socks to have diabetes.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 12:33, archived)
# I guess they must be better fitting than otherwise healthy socks.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 12:37, archived)
# Ban this cruel trade.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 12:46, archived)
# Surely
half the entries to the owl compo can be called skinnys?
(I helped save b3ta! dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Sat 23 Jul 2011, 13:40, archived)
# if i get time
and i have enough mindbleach to hand, i think i may attempt to 'shop such a creation.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 12:38, archived)
# Fantastic!
I may do too at some point.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 12:47, archived)
# I'll have a bottle of vodka on hand for when that happens.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 12:52, archived)
# Would:D
(herman:D, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 12:28, archived)
# Good day to you all
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 12:04, archived)
[challenge entry] OOOOWWWWWWOLS
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 12:06, archived)
# Pray for your soul!
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Sat 23 Jul 2011, 12:07, archived)
[challenge entry] Pray for your sowl
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 12:09, archived)
# it kind of looks like the THING (boy? girl? young? old?)
is holding a gun
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 12:11, archived)
# Good day mediocre:D
(herman:D, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 12:27, archived)
# Hallo Herman
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 12:48, archived)
[challenge entry] Does real photo Saturday TOAP count?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 11:27, archived)
# I refuse to like this picture until we know the owl was ok
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 11:29, archived)
# ^This
To the OP: Do you have a picture of him smiling afterwards?
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 11:30, archived)
# He was fine...
I fried him up with some smoked bacon and he tasted great!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 11:32, archived)
# Sweet, dude
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 12:07, archived)
# Roadkill Cuisine
My mate's brother gave it try for awhile.

He thought his luck was in when he found a smashed up pheasant.

It was only when he was cleaning it up back home, he found out it was an owl.
(xaer0mancer, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 16:28, archived)
# :-/
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 11:42, archived)
[challenge entry] Hahaha
filthy repost for compo
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 12:04, archived)
[challenge entry]
(herman:D, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 12:30, archived)
# This
made me laugh and also made it hard to stop. Click.
(I helped save b3ta! dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Sat 23 Jul 2011, 13:31, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 13:52, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 11:23, archived)
# Comedy hitler
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Sat 23 Jul 2011, 11:26, archived)
# I made this as a chemistry in-joke:


(de-ris: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prussian_blue)

My arsehole minion decided to show me up when a highly-distinguished professor came to visit the lab by telling "oh, you should see the Prussian blue animation CB has made."
A killing glare and a reluctant showing showing later, the prof straightens up and say "Well, I wasn't expecting that. Have you seen the video of Hitler ranting about the third reviewer?"
We then took him out for dinner - he drank most of the group under the table and bought us drinks all night.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 23 Jul 2011, 11:27, archived)
# Put laxitives in the minion's coffee
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Sat 23 Jul 2011, 11:29, archived)
# We do have an industrial-sized pot of picolinium sulphate.
He'd turn inside out if I put even the tip of a teaspoons-worth in his tea.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 23 Jul 2011, 11:30, archived)
# It's thinking like that which will get you to the very top!
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Sat 23 Jul 2011, 11:31, archived)
# The thing is,
Minion and the Prof. hit it off through some highly-charged banter. Minion is a Masters student and told the Prof. "You're lucky I wasn't born twenty years later or I'd have published all of your work."
"Ah," exclaims the Prof. "My career is simply to make your life harder."
"Yeah, you've got a couple of JACS (very high-quality journal), but fuck you, Jeff."
The Prof. then gave minion his platinum card to buy us all a round of tequila with.
I like science a lot more than I did a few weeks ago.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 23 Jul 2011, 11:35, archived)
# Well its quite clear you need to get shot of the minion
before he gets any more powerful and makes more friends.*

* All my advice is couched in the knowledge that I assume academia is run under the same basic rules of succession as Ancient Rome.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Sat 23 Jul 2011, 11:42, archived)
# I'm thoroughly confused by the "twenty years later" remark.
The minion is twenty years too old to publish the professor's work? Also, is publishing somebody else's work harmful to them somehow? I think I'll just have to accept this as valid banter without understanding it.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 11:53, archived)
# Ah.
"earlier" is what I meant to write, but I'm sleep-addled. Seeing as I got 12 hours in bed last night/this morning, it seems surprising.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 23 Jul 2011, 11:54, archived)
# I do like that the musical duo of that name have since renounced their right-wing ways
Now that they got to grow up and learn about the world.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 11:30, archived)
# Time to bring an old one out of retirement....

(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 11:33, archived)
# Always great to see this :D
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Sat 23 Jul 2011, 11:39, archived)
# this is one of my all time fave b3ta images
ill click it again
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 12:13, archived)
# Why thank you, taters.
Wish I had half your skill with the 3D packages :)
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 13:33, archived)
[challenge entry] owl-zat


Click for bigger (43 kb)
(grotpig, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 11:04, archived)
# =]
www.b3ta.com/board/10485016
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 12:33, archived)
# Some Pencilshopping
Previously ...

And
became...
'Ning!
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 10:27, archived)
# Hehe
Medieval smug bloke is fantastic
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 10:31, archived)
# Awesome
I wish I could draw even 0.1% as well as you.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 10:35, archived)
# Heh thanks
But I still can't colour in.
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 10:41, archived)
# Colour pencil is all I can get round to these days.
One day, I'll get the time to paint again.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 23 Jul 2011, 11:15, archived)
# Dead FUCK? FUCK Space?
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 10:38, archived)
# Yes!
Freedeadsbase?
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 10:39, archived)
# I see what you did there.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 11:28, archived)
# Yes!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 23 Jul 2011, 10:40, archived)
# superb
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 10:43, archived)
# pencil
no PS involved


(Kingfiisher speaks with forked tongue, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 10:53, archived)
# Alright, you win :p
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 11:13, archived)
# "Did I leave the oven on...?"
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 11:15, archived)
# Rubbish
Looks nothing like Charles Hawtrey.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 11:28, archived)
# I did these during a sales meeting years ago.

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 11:30, archived)
# Looks like the meeting was fun
I'm assuming these were drawn from life.
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 11:32, archived)
# You'll never be able to sell those things! Except the robot obviously.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Sat 23 Jul 2011, 11:44, archived)
# awesome! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 11:18, archived)
# V Nice:D
(herman:D, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 11:21, archived)
# Very very nice...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 11:23, archived)
# Great work! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Sat 23 Jul 2011, 11:26, archived)
# Noice!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 12:08, archived)
# oh yes....oh bloody yes
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 13:18, archived)
[challenge entry] for christ's sake, OWLS
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 10:19, archived)
# ning peeps
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 9:29, archived)
# I'm only a few hours late to the bandwagon
but have some extra white space to make up for it
(I helped save b3ta! monkeyboyalpha jumping on the bandwagon since, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 9:49, archived)
# In Soviet Russia
Threadjack is sorry for YOU
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 10:21, archived)
# Let's make lots of money
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 10:04, archived)
# vooooooks?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 10:31, archived)
[challenge entry] meme mix



(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 9:14, archived)
# Quite mental!
but have this woo all the same.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 9:19, archived)
# hahahaha
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 9:19, archived)
# Woo :D
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Sat 23 Jul 2011, 9:19, archived)
# Ha!
Is that Tunguska in the last frame?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 23 Jul 2011, 9:22, archived)
# ah I should have used that one
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 9:27, archived)
# this is excellent
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 10:32, archived)
# hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Sat 23 Jul 2011, 11:10, archived)
# Hahaha
(herman:D, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 11:22, archived)
# IT'S THE WEEKEND!!!!!!!!
Happy birthday to 'Danny' and Stephanie Seymour. (both suggested by RedHouse)...


(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 8:35, archived)
#
Original NSFW
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 8:35, archived)
# I'm now off to concentrate on my Woody...
and Ronny Cox for Smallbrainfield.

Back soon!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 8:36, archived)
# There you go
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 11:26, archived)
# Emil Jannings or Charisma Carpenter tomorrow
if its not too late.:)
(Kitty Fantastico "Dwarf, Anorexic and In a Fight ", Sat 23 Jul 2011, 12:31, archived)
# Yey!
Someone commented on three hours work. Thank you.

EDIT: But it is their birthdays today?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 13:59, archived)
# Sorry, my friend
I went to bed about an hour before you posted, and just got up now! Great textures on the colour ones, especially the denim collars, Stephanie's eyes and Ronny's goatee.
Tomorrow is a gold mine - you could spend all day "researching" Summer Glau, and for a face with "character", your choice of Ruth Buzzi or Gallagher.
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 14:25, archived)
# lmao
the eyes, denim and goatee and untouched areas of the original photos
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 14:35, archived)
# Sorry, was my tongue not firmly enough in cheek?
But I do like the contrast between the more and less altered portions, it adds depth to the composition.
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 15:51, archived)
# Gallagher???
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 15:39, archived)
# Yes!
www.brobible.com/files/images/buzz/gallagher-sledge-o-matic.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 15:52, archived)
# No, but it is tomorrow ;)
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 16:01, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 7:15, archived)
# they tend to do that when they're bored
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 7:18, archived)
# wazzat?
smile at a truckload of snowdick? Or do you mean the people in the truck?
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 7:22, archived)
# i meant build snow cocks on the back of trucks
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 7:26, archived)
# my first guess: rednecks
redneck snow owls are quite rare
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 7:29, archived)
# hahahaha, here's one my little brother and his friends did during the winter *sips moonshine*
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 7:39, archived)
# hahah
erected under cover of darkness--can't fault them there :)
*dips snuff*

www.collegehumor.com/picture/60300
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 7:42, archived)
# :-)
www.youtube.com/user/TheTwistedOmentum#p/u/2/xx5Jm3DwVdU
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 10:11, archived)
# haha
nutters
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 10:22, archived)
# Complete with Glans
(I helped save b3ta! dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Sat 23 Jul 2011, 13:38, archived)
# Snowl made a snock
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 7:36, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha....
Ning LS!* - Ning B3ta!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 7:39, archived)
# ning Wobb--welcome to snowcock show and tell
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 7:41, archived)
# Cockyay
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 7:59, archived)
# needs huge spooge payout for win :)
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 8:00, archived)
[challenge entry] Darth Bubo
(1UP! Socially Distant, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 6:30, archived)
# wow, freaky
and nicely done
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 7:17, archived)
# as if normal Darth weren't freaky ;p
Yes, tis nicely!
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 7:28, archived)
# ta :)
Touching up his helmet was the hardest part. It made me feel dirty.
(1UP! Socially Distant, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 8:23, archived)
# clash of the titans owl?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 7:52, archived)
# yup!
Promoted to The Death Star's rodent control officer.
(1UP! Socially Distant, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 7:59, archived)
# seems like a fitting role
for a lord of darkness
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 10:05, archived)
# Very good :)
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Sat 23 Jul 2011, 10:49, archived)
# TAKE MY FUCKSICK
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 5:48, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 23 Jul 2011, 6:03, archived)
# i'm suprised that laser eyes guy hasn't become a bit of a meme
creepy bastard
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 6:12, archived)
# He eats souls.
I think that's why we've tried not to piss him off.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 23 Jul 2011, 6:13, archived)
# i thought he was more of a jaffa cake man
but there you go
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 6:16, archived)
# Does that *look* like a face that enjoys Jaffa Cakes?
Souls. The more virginal and innocent, the better.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 23 Jul 2011, 6:17, archived)
# he's thinking
"mwahaha, you pathetic weaklings question the murdoch's on this drivel, when it is me you should be questioning....ABOUT MADDIE!!!"
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 6:22, archived)
# Pffft!
I wonder if anyone has hacked the Murdochs' phones recently? I can just taste the delicious irony of the Police being granted permission to wire tap them.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 23 Jul 2011, 6:25, archived)
# yeah
you'd think anonymous would put their skills to some good use

the wankers.
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 6:37, archived)
# apparently, and I could be wrong,
but this needs moar Howard the Duck
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 6:04, archived)
# Howard the Duck lies to inquiries.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 23 Jul 2011, 6:05, archived)
# HES DONE SICK ALL OVER THEM.
(Kitty Fantastico "Dwarf, Anorexic and In a Fight ", Sat 23 Jul 2011, 6:10, archived)
# COMMONS SICK COMMITTEE
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 23 Jul 2011, 6:12, archived)
# THE HOUSE OF FUUUUUUCK.
(Kitty Fantastico "Dwarf, Anorexic and In a Fight ", Sat 23 Jul 2011, 6:13, archived)
# THE HONOURABLE MEMBER FOR FUCKCHESTER
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 23 Jul 2011, 6:13, archived)
# DRIBBLED DOWN BACK OF SHIRT AND ALL
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 6:13, archived)
# I GOT ALL SICK IN MY HAIR
(Kitty Fantastico "Dwarf, Anorexic and In a Fight ", Sat 23 Jul 2011, 6:27, archived)
# SORRY
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 6:38, archived)
# WERE YOU THERE?????
(Kitty Fantastico "Dwarf, Anorexic and In a Fight ", Sat 23 Jul 2011, 7:01, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 23 Jul 2011, 7:14, archived)
# hahaha
this is truly wonderful
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 7:16, archived)
# I get a lot of practice in paper writing...
I'm currently writing a well-researched, but ultimately fake, paper on why all of the Australian crows/ravens are just one species. Puprely for the lulz of winding up a lot of very stiff birdwatchers.
That's how I roll.
Word.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 23 Jul 2011, 7:18, archived)
# Its not hard to wind up twitchers
but its very funny. You should post it here when you're finished.
(Kitty Fantastico "Dwarf, Anorexic and In a Fight ", Sat 23 Jul 2011, 7:21, archived)
# Will do.
About 40% of birders I've met have a fairly evil/sick sense of humour, another 20% are just normal and the rest range from ice-cold twitching machines to whiny pedantic autistics.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 23 Jul 2011, 7:56, archived)
# hahaha
nice one, i imagine the replies you get have you on the floor.
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 7:26, archived)
# I've had some odd replies to fairly normal questions.
I think this might get me killed.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 23 Jul 2011, 7:57, archived)
[challenge entry] just for shits


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(I helped save b3ta! s-drop take it to the bridge, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 2:39, archived)
# Sieg Owl!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 2:48, archived)
# Kommandant bei Owlschwitz
Owlf wiedersehen
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 3:07, archived)
# Leader of the Third Shrike.
minor tj: a marketing company has asked if I'd be happy to let a local council they share offices with use one of my paintings on their council letters - I'm happy to do that, but anything I should watch for if I agree to it?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 23 Jul 2011, 3:25, archived)
# infamy!
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 6:12, archived)
# You'll have to hide a goatse or a cdc in it somewhere
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 8:40, archived)
# mostly this ^
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 10:06, archived)
# Nazi owls! Nazi owls! Nazi owls!
FAAAARRKK OFF!
(I helped save b3ta! The Togaboy The world will end on, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 3:36, archived)
#
No excuses but I didn't have time to give it the GIF
(I helped save b3ta! s-drop take it to the bridge, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 13:21, archived)
[challenge entry] hooo goes there?
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 2:12, archived)
# no likey no lighty!
(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 3:08, archived)
# Oh, it's you.
go back to /talk where talent doesn't matter
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 3:11, archived)
# well i was replying because you hadn't had a response, i wasn't being mean
but seeing as you're a whinging little bitch you can get fucked.

i wish i had your talent. omfg i am soo jealous of your mad ps skillz
(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 3:56, archived)
# adios
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 4:00, archived)
# are you putting me on lolignore?
hahaha
(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 4:10, archived)
# no need
you'll be back over there when the latest Legos come out and forget all about /board
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 4:16, archived)
# lego? what the fuck are you banging on about now you blathering ninny hammer.
(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 4:20, archived)
# what else besides legos and games do you know about?
"totally cool, dude"
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 4:24, archived)
# are you trying to probe me?
by jove i take exception to that
(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 4:25, archived)
# come back on the gay shift for that ;p
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 4:27, archived)
# meh. i'll see
i might be doing stuff. wanking or something important like that. you know how it is.
(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 4:35, archived)
# nighty!
(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 4:36, archived)
# tata
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 4:40, archived)
# I like it!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 23 Jul 2011, 3:46, archived)
# You don't live on /talk, so
your opinion matters :D thanx
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 3:52, archived)
# /talk is /talk
It's not necessarily evil, just different. Much like having a chicken coop and getting used to all the subtleties of telling apart the chickens by their looks and character, only have a large goose appear, honking and crapping all over the place. Startling at first, possibly enough to even raise anger, but eventually, you realise it's not evil, just different.
I should write kid's books.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 23 Jul 2011, 4:00, archived)
# different
it's fine if they leave it there. It smells better here when they do :D
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 4:05, archived)
# You caould always ignit a cross-board war and post pictures in /talk.
Big ASCII pictures. There are ASCII Goatses of various sizes available on t'internet.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 23 Jul 2011, 4:07, archived)
# hahah
might be fun, but they'd be crying to the mods
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 4:14, archived)
# if you want to trawl the internet looking at goatse pics
so you can convert them to ascii as a way of getting at /talk be my absolute guest. jesus who let the spastics out?
(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 4:17, archived)
# i dunno i turn my back on /board for a few years
and this is what happens. fucking hell.
(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 4:18, archived)
# Nope.
The ASCII pics are already out there. WhatPort:80 had many differently-sized ons for various trolling purposes before their site was taken over.
I'm neutral in this one.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 23 Jul 2011, 4:20, archived)
# i suppose aspiring to be an internet troll is something.
go for it. you might excel yourselves.
(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 4:22, archived)
# Trolling has a certain charm,
but I imagine it would be a tedious process on b3ta. To troll successfully, it's far more fun on a board with a main subject that the users are all fanboys about.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 23 Jul 2011, 4:32, archived)
# i dunno
b3ta is rife with the fuckers
(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 4:35, archived)
# Yeees, but they're usually crap trolls.
I'd only bother if I could do a good job of it (and even then, not on b3ta).
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 23 Jul 2011, 4:37, archived)
# pop over to /talk every now and again
you might like it on the dark side after a while.
(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 4:39, archived)
# I look in from time to time.
And on /off topic, too.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 23 Jul 2011, 4:43, archived)
# well on /board ps is central to the forum
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 4:36, archived)
# I'll pass on PS.
More of a Paint.NET chap, m'self.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 23 Jul 2011, 4:38, archived)
# to each his own
it's results that matter I s'pose
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 4:39, archived)
# no. you should try making sense you gibbering mongchild.
(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 4:15, archived)
# *bows/curtseys*
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 23 Jul 2011, 4:21, archived)
# and illustrate them
fuck science!
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 6:09, archived)
[challenge entry] I think I failed the Owlsley Acid Test
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 1:55, archived)
# g'night
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 2:12, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 3:37, archived)
# Woo
Owlen Ginsburg!
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 2:23, archived)
# Actually...
Owlen Ginsbird.

Oh Lord, stop us now.
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 13:09, archived)

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